Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Tin Foil Hat #44: Jonbenet Ramsey with Andy Andrist and John Tole

Episode Date: October 2, 2017

Welcome to another episode of Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli. We just want to warn you up front that this episode is about Jonbenet Ramsey and it gets really dark, probably one of our darkest episodes we have ever done. This is a comedy podcast but this subject brought us into some very dark waters. If you do listen thank you very much. One this episode Ryan and Sam welcome hilarious comedian Andy Andrist and podcast favorite John Tole! On this episode we discuss.. 1) The huge Oct 10th Tin Foil Hat festival of friendship at the Ice House in Pasadena. In the main room we have the Tin Foil Hat Stand up comedy with Eddie Bravo, Jimmy Dore, Gareth Reynolds and Brendon Walsh. In the other room Tin Foil Hat is doing a swap cast with the amazing Greg Carlwood from the Higherside Chats! Tickets for both shows are available at Icehousecomedy.com! 2) We discuss December 25 and 26, 1996 3) The Ransom Note 4) The Parents 5) The Brother 6) Creepy Santa 7) Andy gives his verdict 8) The Madeleine McCann Case 9) Pamela Anderson's Vagina Thank you for listening. Huge thank you to DJ Buddy for all the work he did on this episode. Without him this episode wouldn't have happened! We very much appreciate the support. You can find the show all over your favorite social media like Twitter: @TinFolHatCast Instagram: @TinFoilHatpod Reddit: Reddit.com/TinFoilHatshow Want to support the show? You can buy your "Tin Foil Hat" t-shirts at AllComedyTshirts.com You can donate to our PayPal at [e-mail]! Thank you so much for all of your love and support!

Hey everybody, thanks to tune into another episode of Tinfoil Hat. We really appreciate your support and the fact that you are even watching this video or listening to this podcast, so thank you very much. This episode is about John Bonnet Ramsey, our guests are Andy Andrus and John Toled. Now here's a thing, this is a comedy podcast, but this episode gets pretty dark. So I wanted to forewarn you. It's a very dark episode. If you're not really into the dark stuff,

you might not want to watch this one, but it gets pretty dark. So if you're into it, enjoy it. It's a crazy, crazy case. So if you watch it, enjoy it. If you want to skip it, we'll see you on the next one. Thanks for all your support. We really appreciate it. Take care. Global controls will have to be imposed.

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I'm glad you're drinking water. Yeah, I'm Dean Martin in the whole thing. That's so great. Can you hear him all right? Okay, cool. By love him to death, I've known him for over 20 years and it just seems like you just gotta go for it. Yeah, I tend to, well I don't, I know how the evening starts but then I turn into like blackout drunk.

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I just can't do it, dude. I was fortunate I never had hangovers so I could just keep going and keep going. But do you drink? No, I stopped like 15 months ago. Hold on, so you never had a hangover. Never. Then you stop drinking. Yeah, it just happened. One Sunday I woke up. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. th. th. to. to. th. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. to. th. to. to. to to to to th. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was just th. I was just to. I was just tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I was just just just t day. Oh, every day you smoke. I'm LA sober. I respect that. That's what that is. Marijuana maintenance?

Yes. Someone's told me the other day that they, they've heard of cocaine maintenance. Where you just do a little coke, but you don't do anything else? I can do blow and not. I used to do that. If it. If it. If it. If it. If it. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well there's in LA it's not. If you get that good chip go for it okay. I have this weird thing and Ryan and I talk about all the time I have my own sobriety and I think drugs are only something that you're willing to suck dick for that is my theory if you're willing to suck dick for it's a drug it's a drug if you won't suck dick for it's not a drug and that is my theory about shrooms Yeah and DMT and how I suck and dick for the spirits spirit mom

I never thought rent was a drug but I've changed yeah this million dollars a drug who's got a million dollars a million dollars a million dollars a million dollar is a drug huh all right yeah it just just like sucking dick though that you go well you just catch it up because you didn't know. Yeah. Well, we're in West Hollywood, it's a perfect place to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's get into this, man. And so I saw that Andy is going to be in town. So I hit him up to ask if he wanted to come on the podcast.

He said he would. you into and without a doubt you hit me back and said John Binae Ramsey. Yeah so yeah like most of them they're just I they're too overwhelming but the John Binae one I dove into at the beginning and but not only did you say that you are you'd like to talk about you literally said I'm an expert in it. Well I woke up outside of the house a few times. That makes me an expert. You woke up outside of Jalpinay Ramsey's house. My daughter was going to school there and she didn't give me her address or so I GPS I've been to, the first legal joint I smoked was outside of the Ramsey house.

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So, yeah, I kind of communed with John. Was the weed still good. Yeah, it was excellent. Yeah, it's a great place if you're in Boulder to get high at, just to ponder what could happen. Damn. Somebody, I was in Denver and I told somebody like, I woke up, just the basics of that, and he was going to give me weed, and then he goes,

fuck you, because I woke up outside of John Bidet Ramsey's house, fuck you too, I didn't want your weed anyway. What do you get a mat? Yeah, it's better than waking up inside the house. Right, right, again? Just like Iron Man did, what's his face? Just like Iron Man did? What's his face? Who's Iron Man?

You're talking up in that kid's house, like in bed when the kid's bed, with a blanket, like what the fuck are you doing in our kids' room? Right? That's real? Yeah. Like rip-torn drunk, right? Are you break into the bank thinking at your house? I think by he was doing like math and shit like that? You haven't gotten hard till you smoked a little math Yeah, try the fucking suck your own dick. That's that's that's what that's an old proverb It's called yoga. Yeah City dog. Let's get it. Let's get it since you have some theories about who it is real quick. Let's get to some your thoughts on John Bany Ramsey real quick. I mean obviously, thou. still dead or really well done. Is she? Who knows? Who knows?

Nothing. We cannot be certain about any of this. We were not there. We do not know the motives. We do not know the motives of the parents or the piss-poor way that the case was handled from beginning to end. Okay? It's like Sandy Hook.

I want pictures. I want files. I want to to see to see files. . .. I want pictures, I want files, I want to see forensic evidence. And until then, I don't know. You think everybody who is trying to solve murders are like PhDs and murders and they're just, no, they're just, they got promoted. You know, they showed a little, yeah.

And there's some idiot, fucking homicide detectives out there. They have no fucking to do it. Unless it's like put on their lap lap lap lap. I mean and what is the crime happening in Boulder anyways? Yeah that's another thing dude it's like there's a murder in a town you're like fuck man we're a sleepy little town we're rich white people. This does not happen right this does not fucking happen right so let's get into some specifics John Bane Ramsey died on December 25th of 26th. They don't know in 1996. She was six years old.

Why don't you go through it, Ryan? Yeah, the cause of death was head trauma and strangulation. It was a day after Christmas and John, her father and Patsy found a ransom note on the stairs. Right, and it's so funny because you know, we went through, we watched a bunch of YouTube videos, get some information. And the fun the fun the fun the fun the fun the fun the fun the fun the fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun the fun the fun the fun thininininininan, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, she was thi, thi, thi, she thi, she was six, she was six, she was six, she was six, she was six, she was six, she was six, she was six, she thi, she thi, she was six, she thi, she thi, she thi, she thi, she thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, six, thi, thi, six, thi. 6, thi, six, six, six, thi, thi, went through, we watched a bunch of YouTube videos, get some information. And the funniest part of these things are the reenactments of this stuff. Yeah. Because those were hired actors. Somebody, somebody auditioned to pay Patsy Fancy Bane and act like she just found a ransom now of her strangled daughter downstairs.

It's like, it's like so fucking funny like and the time you see like a weird kind of like billboard you know that's an actor acting that out and even if it's like you like how much money do you have to get to do like a herpes commercial? I'm waiting. I would love to know if someone did some research of how many people in herpes commercials ever went on to do anything else? No because you're staying or even suck another dick. Yeah. Like hey man I saw you on that commercial. Get off that cock. Well how about that chick who there's a guy named Chris Humphreys who was fucking one of the Kardashians and they broke up and she hooked up with this chick and she ran to the TMZ and said,

he gave me herpes and I'm suing him. They tested him for herpes, he didn't have herpes. So this chick already had herpes and was blaming him fucking for it. And it's like now everybody knows you as her herpes. Plus that fat chick who banged, fucking, well. Like you're, dude, do you see that fucking whale? Like you're, dude! Do you remember that chick?

Did you ever see that? I haven't had a black chick, but I like him big, so too. I like big chicks too, but this is fucking a mountain of black pussy, the toughur hit it, and she said that he gave her her herpes, now, now it's like, now everyone knows your fat black and got her piece. That's a hard. That's how it's like, okay, keep moving. Next, next up, Ryan. All right, but so the thing about the note is the note was three pages long. It's pretty, no one was three pages long. You know, you start lying, you start adding facts in. Yeah, that's how that's it. It's like a book report right there and the weird thing about that is that the actual

Stationery was from the house So what you know, things just don't add up to begin with it just makes no It doesn't make any sense whatsoever thought Sandy. No, no, yeah, that's like who's gonna write a ransom note that's beyond like just the specifics like? You don't fucking wax on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah's like, who's gonna write a ransom note that's beyond like just the specifics, like, you don't fucking wax on? Yeah. If you're gonna write a ransom note, you're gonna cut out little letters out of newspapers? Oh, yeah, those are the best. Oh, I just thought about that. You gotta ramp up to do the crime and that the note is your own ramp up to go do it. You know, all of a sudden a a a a a a the the the the note is a the the note is a the the the note is a the tha tha tha thuua thua thua thia thia thia thia thoan is thoan is thoan is thoana' thana thana' thana' thamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamam an than an to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thaaaaa.aa and then figure out like, ooh. And you should have some like a set list together before you do the big ransom, like bullet

points or something. So, yeah. Patsy. And the amount of money they asked for was $118,000. Which is a very, very specific number considering that was the exact number of dad's bonus that year. That's dead. I just realized with the death of newspaper and print, ransom notes are gonna be a lot harder to the fucking do.

Right, right? It's gonna be a lot harder. You can't have to print out everything and then cut it out. And then you can't just go grab a magazine anymore. You're saying they're gonna be editing Snapchat's over the top. Snapchat's over the top of other Snapchat's to come up with some other final video that finally tells you why you did this. Yeah Exactly. I'm in. It's just the the death of print is the death of ransom notes as well. And 118 grand that's two years of property taxes and Boulder. So that's pretty much how that works. It's unbelievable. Yeah, so it's like very specific to his bonus. His bonus, which he works for Lockheed Martin, which is, I don't know anything about the industrial, the military industrial complex,

they're one of like six companies that run everything. He's dealing with some very fucking powerful motherfuckers. Like some dark shit. That's who's been wiring the ice house to figure out they're gonna be listening to us and watching us on the 10th. Shall all the CIA, FBI for, we being taped th th th th th th th th th to be taped to be to be taped to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the to be taped to be to be to to be to to to to to the to to to to to the in the in to to to to to to to to the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. the the house to figure out they're going to be listening to us and watching us on the 10th. Shout all the NSA, shout all the CIA, FBI, for... Are we being taped here? Oh yeah, 100%. Are you feeling suicidal right now? Not yet.

No. I mean, oddly no. For the first time all night. You kind of feel like you're at Burbank. Well, Burbank, Burbank, Burbank, Burbank, Burbank, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to too, too, too, too, too, too, to to to too, too, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tape, the the the the tape, the the the tape, the the tape, too, too, too, too, me the will to live. How many people were at Burbank? There was roughly 25 pizza in that room. That club should be so much bigger, so much better. You know what ruined that club? Was when the owner said it had to be clean comedy.

I didn't even know that was a thing. Yeah, there's only one room in the world that should be clean comedy and that is the comedy magic club. Yeah. And for most Hermosa Beach, that's it. It's like this weird kind of place that it just works. People go there for that. Everything else is like blow a horse on stage, whatever it takes to get people to fucking listen. Yeah, there's already a couch here. Well, flapper sounds like a grandma strip anyway, so I mean the name alone is not Grandma Grandma's try Next up, Earl! And I think I think grandma was there she was front and center to see some other person

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fathers looked the other way. To a degree. And we're definitely not... Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We'll get into that. We'll get into that. Also dude let's not forget that Jesus was a shapeshifter from new... Wait a minute. New text that just came out from over 1,200 years ago Jesus Christ was a shapeshifter. First of all, when you achieve that level of wokeness, like he did, you're able to just become the fabric of reality because you were made in God's image and God is light and that's all this is, it's just different forms of energy. You're saying we're just Christmas lights blinking?

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Yeah, yeah. That and the alien stuff. Mary, you know, Mary does Bethlehem DP's action five. You know, they threw that DVD. Mary does Bethlehem. And they're getting to- We lose John, told you I know you were- I'm sorry, I didn't know you were, I forgot you. I forgot you. They got the Slayer shirt on, getting uncomfortable with Jesus jokes.

Now I'm saying, look, everyone is on their own spectrum of faith. I'm just saying the the the the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. tho tho tho tho. tho. tho. tho. to get to get to get to get to get to be to be to be to be to be to be th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the. the. the. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is on their own spectrum of faith. And I'm just saying that as a person who believes it has had experiences. You guys are cool. Yeah. What am I supposed to be? No, not at all. No, come on. We have a manger scene. We have a manger scene we put up with a holidays.

And every year, it's my tradition is to put in some of the other things but I did have the like aliens and Big foot was at the manger too. I have a year-round I have a year-round major scene in my house and surrounded his Buddhas holding stuff up for the I respect that. Yeah they'll work together like a Peter Gabriel on the boom box that's right yeah.. Well, let's get into it. So more, I mean, we're just four degrees of like twisted individuals talking about a twisted crime that happened in a basement. And we're in a basement, so I figure this all goes good.

Yeah, this is what we're all about home, boy. Well, one of the main details, which's let's get into who who the suspects are and why there's evidence for them. Like in all crimes of passion. And then we'll get Andy's take on because he says he thinks he knows. I saw I know who. Yeah. Don't say. Wait to the end that's called the big the big payoff. So her father's. Oh, you should have helped me hit my Burbank's hat, because a big payoff is kind of where I got fucked. There was three people in the house besides her that night, and it was her father John, her mother Patsy and then her brother, what is it?

Burke. Birk. Little Burke. Crea-skea-sick. Auptiak. Hard case sound guilty. So one of the things, you know, that's weird about her is they found undigested pineapple in her stomach. In her stomach, dude. The smoking gun.

And upstairs in the kitchen was a bowl of pineapples, and the only fingerprints on it was her mom's fingerprints. So she was poisoned? No. No. That means her mom was, her mom at some point had been feeding her. And within a very, very, very close amount of time, she went from eating that pineapples to being killed. Huh. I guess the mom wanted her come to taste different. Oh, Jesus.

Whoa, whoa, I'm religious, mother-buquer. You guys just ruined it. How did this guy go from being offended about trained the the trained the trained the the trained the the tom. Oh, Jesus. Whoa, whoa. I'm religious, mother-fuckers. You guys just ruined it. How did this guy go from being offended about trains on the fucking checking out with Jesus, talking about come on pineapple? You just kick Jesus to the curb and went all fucking vicious. Yeah, it's so weird, man. Pick a lane. Stay in and we are who we are You can't both sides. You can't be a hooler roller and a scumbag bro.

I guess you can. Go on. All right, so then another detail is, I mean, we're not making light of this, but it is what it is. It's 20-year-old case, it's still unsolved. So maybe we'll solve it tonighties about to solve it for everybody. Yeah, it's pretty obvious. So, uh, I mean, this is more of the one of the darker details, but John Bonnet genitals showed signs of sexual assault and the way they described it, it appeared to be over years. Yes.

Yeah, one aren't, the parents are fucking shady of shit. Like, like she, yeah, she'd been sexually salted. Her vagina had looked like it had been active, okay? Totally disgusting. Well, that's how you win those beauty contests, you know. You got to sway the judges a little. It's just like a, it's a bringer show. It's a bringer show. What did she say, light me up at five? We're just going to turn the comment section off on this one. This one is not getting comments. It's not easy to be in a crime fighter.

Don't even know what they think of. Don't even use your Cheeto covered fingers. We understand what's going on here tonight. Well, another thing about her dad was very interesting is that he booked a flight out of town two hours after she was just after they discovered her yeah yeah he booked a flight to leave town two hours after he's such a Gene Hackman looking mother fuck right right yeah all right so is there a theory out there that that at some level the parents are involved with some other group of people that would have access to the house? We're going to get into that. Okay. That's where I'm going because I don't know anything about this case. So that's it.

Now here's another thing. Go on. There's some crazy as shit. Like the brother was. The brother. the brother. There's. the brother. the brother. the brother. the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the brother. There's something about this brother. How long was the brother at the time of the murder? He was 11 and she was 9? Is that right? No, she was six. So he was nine. He was nine. Okay. Six nine. Hey. It's all in the family. Yeah, there's a lot of like stories and about he was violent, violent with her. So she has head trauma, but she also has strangulation. So it's kind of a maybe it was a family affair it seems that maybe the head trauma was from the violent brother and then the strangulation was to cover over the act of the actual death. And what what they found were train tracks, toy train tracks in the basement. Now John Bonet had two marks on her, which could be a vampire, but there were two marks like that right there on her neck. And when they took the train tracks and they put it up to the neck and you can actually see this, there's pictures of it fits perfectly. Yeah, at first they thought it was a taser or something, but it was just a hot Christmas.

I hate Christmas. So much pressure. You never tried to jump one of your relatives with a train around the holidays. You never just try to do that? We didn't get many gifts. It was just Christmas. Jesus Christ! Do you think, every this parents were just really into the aristocrats? No, don't, dude, there's something there, we'll get into that, but here's where the

creepiest shit gets, and then we'll get your thoughts on this. One of the creepiest things is the Santa Claus. Okay, so this happened the day after Christmas. And she was visited, or their family was visited for years by a man named Bill McReynolds and he would come to the house as a tradition and he was dressed like Santa Claus and he was gave John Bonnet a card that said you will receive a special gift after Christmas it said total consciousness yeah knowing that that was a threat to the father because the father would read it and knew that something was coming.

Well, it's really weird about fucking Santa Claus here. This is creepy as shit, dude. Get his own daughter disappeared 22 years before. And, uh, not only 22 years before, also the day after Christmas. And it doesn't end there. What did his daughter look like? I imagine white, it's Denver. Probably not too many Haitians. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's Santa. It's Santa. It's Santa. It's Santa Santa Claus. It's Santa Claus. It's Santa Claus. It's Santa Claus. It's Santa Claus. It's Santa Claus. It's Santa Claus. It's Santa Claus. It's Santa Claus. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th end there. What did his daughter look like? I imagine White, it's Denver, probably not too many Haitians. It's Santa Claus. The guy looks like Santa Claus. It's not Mexican Santa Claus. Hey, hey, after Christmas, you're going to get a special gift. And this guy, fucking Santa Claus wrote a play.

Listen to this. What? What? Santa Claus wrote a play about Santa Claus wrote a play Bill McReynolds about a girl who gets abducted and sexually abused in a basement and killed He wrote this before Before giving the note Didn't just write a story. Wro a play. Yeah. Wrote a play. A play dude. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows if you've been bad. He wrote a play, a play, dude.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows if you've been bad or good. So be good for fucking goodness sakes, because the guy might fucking kill you. Interior crime scene. Yeah. Christmas lights blink over the body. Cut too. Yeah. What the fuck. Yeah, the Santa thing I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, th. th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. He th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that, thro throooooooooooooooooooooooooe thate thoooooooooooooo's thate thate thate Cut too. Yeah, what the fuck?

Yeah, the Santa thing, that bothered me a lot because it's like... Can I be honest though? Who writes plays? That's exactly what it says. Well, he wasn't exactly in LA. He was in Boulder. He thought maybe this would be his thing. He'd be, you know. But of all the things you can write about, why would you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, you know. But of all the things you can write about, why would you write about that? Sure. Like it's so fucking creepy, dude.

And it's not, I'm not laughing, but I am. It's just like, if someone goes, hey dude, I'm writing this play most time, think you got a part for you, you're like, oh cool, what I play? You play milk man. He's just being elf. I'm kind of the lead in this. It's my thing, man. Now, if you're, if you're, if you're casting this, do you go with the, do you go with a young girl or do you go with a midget? Maybe Santa did it because he was gay and he used John Benay as his beard. Is that a possibility? did it because he was gay and he used John Binae as his beard.

Is that a possibility? At this point, and let's go to the ones and two's, DJ Buddy, that says it all right there. He's a, um, it's hard to make a Filipino blush. He's a fucking, he's a fucking denier. Why are you, John, Benet, and a d'heer. She was real. Yeah, so there was the DNA the DNA there was DNA that was found at the scene of the crime. It was like in her underwear.

And it doesn't match anyone in the family. Now here's my thing. But who have they matched that DNA to? And I'm going to say something. I think that means it's an older person and I'll tell you why because if you're younger Can we be honest how many people here have ever been arrested? How many arrested? Arrested?

Oh, yeah, multiple. I've been detained. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't go to jail. No, look at me. Most of the time when you go to jail, they will swap your mouth and they do that to get your DNA. So I'm thinking that this guy is completely off the grid, whoever this, if they don't have your DNA it's, if you're a young

person, they're swapping your DNA every two seconds they can't, no matter where they are, you know you're waiting in line they'll swap your DNA, they'll swap your DNA. So I think it's like got to be somebody older. Okay. Have you you've th got th got? No. Not that I'm aware of, but probably. You've never been to jail? And I've been, when I was arrested, they didn't take me to the back. Because I wanted to go into the jail. Why? I like that I wanted to go in. Because they don't, I didn't get a headshot. Did you get the full experience? I know, but I got handcuffed and all, I the the the the their, I'm, I'm, I'm, the the the the to the the the to get the the the the to get the the the the the the the the the the the to get the to get to get the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. threathea. threathea. threathea. threathea. threathea. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. tho. tho. fucking photo. Okay. It's like gonna cost me three grand, so I better get a nice headshot. But I didn't get to go into the jail. Just a drunk thing. Oh, you're white?

We're gonna let you go? Well, yeah, something like that. You know? I was even wearing a hoodie. to be. I mean this show should be called white privilege at this point. Yeah yeah I burnt my white privilege card with the double arrest. A double arrest? Well I got arrested like I was just having trouble concentrating and driving for a bit. Okay like what by a bit?

What does that mean like how many blocks a couple miles? Well no I got I I got a time period. Yeah, yeah, just like two months separated. My only two arrests. I got arrested like it's like, motherfuckers. The cops are like Uber. It's like fucking driven down close to my house and then I got a walk a couple blocks. The first time I was arrested was arrested was by bicycle cops the day after Christmas. The same day John Bonaid got a small world. Small world. Yeah for possession of a class one. Did they swap you? Yeah they did because it was a schedule one felony drug charge for possession of LSD. Oh how much LSD? Yeah, a single tab? That's it? One tab? Why didn't you eat it before you got arrested? Yeah, why did you throw it in your the the the the their their their their their their their their the drug the drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the single tab? That's it? One tab? Why did you eat it before you got arrested? Yeah, why did you throw it in your mouth? How does that work? I'm just bopping and jive-in'

I'm just bopping and jive-in'-lid. like the studio. Yeah, kind of like the studio. He even half the size. And you, there's a cop on his knees and he's saying, lift your penis, sir. Oh man. And I lift everything. He's really in a free speech, huh? Just your penis.

And that's what I heard that echoed my origin story. I was like, fuck the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. I. I was. I was. I was. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the world, fuck cops, like, let's watch this place burn. So that's when you said no to the establishment? Yeah, that's like how to lift your dick? The hell's, yeah. So they don't want your balls up. Because they want to see if you, like, apparently you've got a couple tabs, like, hidden between the scrotum and the shaft. Yeah, that have a hanger. I don't hang my shit goes fucking like and I go in the fight mode when I get a wrecked. I'm like I'm about to go to jail, I have a shank a homeless guy who shit his pants.

I ain't gonna, I can't hide anything under there. Every time I leave it. I area for a eight ball or whatever. You've never been arrested, John? Never? No, no. I've been in trouble. But I never just detained and then let go because I had a good story. That's it. We're shooting guns after 9-11 in Florida. Oh, really? And they said, hell no man. No, not now. When the watch commander walked by us and we were all handcuffed and we have been shooting guns like at 3 in the morning for 45 minutes, he went to the owner of the house and he's like, man, we'll give your guns back tomorrow just like we did the last time. So this is a day after 9-11. Were you guys like screaming a the guy, he goes, you want to to to to to to shoot, to shoot, to shoot, to shoot, to shoot, to shoot, the thah, thah, thah, thah, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, the the the the the, thr-a, the-a, the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, thu, thu, thu, thu, th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, the, the-a, thr-n, thr-n, thr-n, thr-n'-nigh, thr-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n't 9-11. Were you guys like screaming a Al-Aqbar too? No, it was just it was just the guy he goes he goes you want to shoot guns in the Everglades and we're like fuck you I want to shoot guns in

the Everglades and then we showed up and he's like you know how many guns he had a gun we all had a gun told us he was theyr theyr he was they was they was their their their their their he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he to to to to to to to to t t t t to t to to to t to to to to to the the to to the to to the to that shitty looking. It was like dude who lives over there and he goes, oh man, don't worry about them. They're just poor people. Was this Theo Vaughan? It sounded a lot like. Just some dude in Florida that we know. Oh, okay. I said, do you live in Boulder? Because this might DNA away? Why every single commercial we have is 23 and me. Please give us all your DNA so when you die we own every bit of you for the rest of eternity. You're going to be clone. Listen man. Multi layers of clones that are going in jail dude.

You remind me of guys who've never been in a fight, okay? No, no, no, no, just hear me out. I know guys who've never been punched in the face and they're for sure like if shit the fan, they'll fight everybody, like they'll just go Chuck Norris on mother fuckers. And it's like, like, Mike Tyson used to say, everyone's because I got busted buying drugs, man. They were telling me, hey, man, you're gonna get a fucking felony. We're gonna hit you with a felony. And that, I knew that I could never go to Canada, Australia or China ever again to do stand-up.

And I was like, fuck man. My life is fucked. So they're like, hey, give us your fucking. fucking swap it up so I'm like dude whatever you guys need fucking you know it's like that's one thing I'm saying that idiot at home watching MSNBC going oh look at that commercial hey March let's send all our stuff away to some strangers that's what I'm talking about but who does that is that it's the same people you don't see that do they're I've never seen it yeah ancestry yeah ancestry going to be facial recognition and they're going to have all and well you're going to have a chip on you. And what about fucking well they try to put chips in your but your body rejects it. Yeah the new the first one. Yeah what about the fact about how about how about send us your goal? That was my favorite. Like hey dude we're gonna wait. We're gonna wait. we' weigh. We're gonna send. We're gonna send. We're gonna send. We're gonna, do, go, and they threw five.

It's like the dumbest fun. I can't believe anybody would ever fucking do that. Send us your goal. And we'll send you something. And they'll be like, where's my money, man? Because you're already watching TV, so they assume that you have a less intellect than the morning television. They think you're way more active than you are.

They just mostly think you're high on Coke, not into porn, and you're just getting shit done. Yeah, obviously you're into self-improvement. You're watching TV at three in the morning. Right? You know, it's a funny. Mar-In, you know who wasn't watching TV at three in the morning? She never got back to her room. Andy, who do you think killed John today? It's pretty, like, if I got a daughter and my wife killed my daughter,

I'd fucking turn her in in a second because I could start dating again and I wouldn't have parental responsibilities, parental. So, the only possibility is, okay, so maybe Patsy killed her in a fit of rage. Patsy was wearing the same clothes the next morning, so there was some speculation that maybe Johnny wet her bed and mother freaked out, but the old man would have turned her in right away and vice versa. Do you think she would? Why? Who loves their spouse that much to put up with that kind of shit? Like you know if my wife killed my cat, I'd turn

her in. Because I love my cat. And I just, so who would both parents cover for each other? So your theory is that it was the mom? No, no, my theory is the, Johnny was asleep, little John, that's what I call her, little John when I wake up outside the house. Johnny. It's so creepy you have a name for. She was asleep when they got home. So how does she get pineapple and yogurt in her belly if she's asleep? So she fed both these little creeps like that same snack, John and and Burke. So I think my theory is the, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th. th. they, th. th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they. John, they. Little, they, they. Little they, they, they, the. Little, the, the, these little creeps like that same snack, John and Burke. So my theory is they put down a snack and the little fucking Burke, half a tard, was eating his snack and then John Binae woke up and then pastored him, and they just happened to have a really big fucking flashlight that somebody gave him as a gift.

He's on a high stool and he had the leverage so he was mad about that and he cracked her in her fucking head and then I don't know which one of the parents finished her off but you know how like, oh yeah it's wounded let's just, you know kill the bird or whatever it's wounded. So somebody strangled her while she was still I don't think they knew she was alive I think they the. the. their. their. the the. the the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the, the the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. And, their, their. And, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. thin, thi. th. te. te. te. too. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, th. while she was still. I don't think they knew she was alive. I think they thought she was dead from Burke's one in a million shot to the head. Like, you know, he was a little kid. So he had leverage and this heavy flashlight that was on the counter and that's what I think. I think he bashed her head and I think. I think we've shocked John. I don't know anything about this because this was... And I was doing other stuff in the 90s. I was in a metal band, so we didn't hear anybody about this.

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and friends like the people they were at the party. He was like, you might want to investigate them and stuff because he knew. I think the parents are really fucking creepy and I think some shit, I mean, when you buy a flight out two hours after your daughter dies, it makes me think something up. And the fact that he worked at Lockheed Martin, on this podcast, we've talked about some very powerful, very dark people. And I wouldn't, man, you know, we're gonna talk about this other case because it's somewhat similar to this, but I wouldn't doubt out out th if if if if if th th th th the the the the the that if that if that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's thi, thi, thi, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, thi, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thii, thiiiiiiiiiiiii, thiii, thiiii, thii, thi, thi, thi, thi know, we're going to talk about this other case because it's somewhat similar to this, but I wouldn't doubt if some weird, satanic, luminati shit was going on.

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It's already in your DNA. And what makes sense about Burke is that if the parents are covering up, why do they, why are they stonewalling the investigation? Right, they don't show up for interviews and yeah, they got separate lawyers I think. It was simpler times. 1996. I mean, this when cops still messed up, you know, crime scenes. It's when friends were still on the air.

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you can go believe and then you're believing it that means that you're all together to take down the very state when the dude is a state run entity that used to be a real guy and now they were like this isn't going to work out. So we need somebody with a little more controllable boom they get them out of the clone factor. Did they use, did they just swab. Did're in a world where Dennis Rodman has a word in things and family Anderson has a word and things. It's over. Why? I'm with you, dude. I'm totally with you.

I'm totally with you. It's goofy. How does this bring John Benea back? Yeah. Why don't they clone her? What do you think the 118 grand was for? They could sell John Bene like clone weed plants. Everybody gets a little John Beney starter. And whatever you want to do with it, that's your business. Root.

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So she could be John Binae. She could be. They could be hanging out doing weird-dash shit. So Madeline was on vacation from the UK with her parents, Kate and Jerry, and she has a two-year-old twin siblings. And they were there with a group of friends and families and their children. She and the twins had been left asleep at 8.30 in the ground floor apartment, and the McCanns went with their friends and dined in a restaurant 180 feet away. And they were coming back to check up on the kids every so often and the mom goes to check up on the children around 10 p.m. and

that's when they discover that Madeline's missing. All right and so one of the very interesting things is around that time someone on the resort saw a man, two men to be exact. Yes, this is very creepy, but before we get into this, she has a very unique, very unique genetic condition, something about her eye, and like there's a hole in her eye, and it's like this very unique thing that for some reason like is some weird kind of like... So if you have it, then you're a, you're a... It's like voodoo shit for like, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, but, th, th, th, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, th. this very unique thing that for some reason like is some weird kind of like... So if you have it, then you're a... It's like voodoo shit for like the dark forces. That's how they know which kid to send to Mars to be on the base?

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because of lack of evidence. And the weirdest, now I cut you off on something real quick, do you want to get into the people that were around there? So yeah, what was interesting is they, around that time, time frame when she was gone missing, they saw two gentlemen, one was carrying a girl that was, it was like maybe like a father carrying her sleeping daughter in her arms. And so eyewitnesses help describe what these people look like, these two gentlemen. And even though we don't have any video footage of it up here, they resemble a brother's.

And these brothers have since come into limelight in our political system and they're the Podesta brothers. They look exactly like John Podesta John and Tony Podesta. Obviously the Podesi brothers would be able to tell you where they were on that day and have they? Yeah, but here's the biggest thing about this and why we get back to the Illuminati and shit. The parents have fucking stonewall this whole investigation. They won't let they.. They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, their, they, their, they're, their, their, their, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're, they're, they're, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their, their, their, their their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their's the biggest thing about this and why we get back to the Luminati and shit. The parents have fucking stonewalled this whole investigation. They won't let, they won't help at all, they won't show up at all, they won't do anything at all, and they won't fucking work with any kind of police officers. How fucking crazy is that, dude? Then they must have got to him. That's how they thou- thuuuuuu. That's thu. That's tho. That's thu. That's thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. that's that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. tho. tho. that. that. thus. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. th have got to him. That's how that goes down, right? Somebody, you want to achieve some level, this is the door you've got to walk through to get in,

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Yes, there's murder? their people who want to extort money out out out people, are there people at high levels of power that are willing to do things to either get more power? Yes, all of that is true. But as far as anytime you get a bunch of autistic people on the internet that are trying to solve crimes, that's really what that's for. And all of that is just data mining because that's basically just trying to figure out what these people are really doing and that's what they're doing on the internet. I mean that's all of this stuff. It's a honeypot. All for me, I think all that stuff as soon as it becomes like all of a sudden like because it happened on red all of a sudden it's like you had you didn't hear it.

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They did Pizza Gate to get you the fucking laugh. Oh, they're banging kids in a pizza shop. Nope, that's not what it was, but then they give you now on not to agree with it. And the gate is that thing. Dude, Iceland right now, England, Australia, Iceland, all have had giant pedophile, fucking cases throughout the government, where the government almost collapsed. Iceland right now is collapsing right now,

because half their government has been busted, doomed, not have to go, like some huge names in their government, got busted and pedophile, and they were gonna get off. They were gonna get off. They were they they the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they busted, doomed, not have to go, like some huge names in their government got busted and pedophile and they were going to get off, they were going to be dismissed and the whole country is going crazy. Australia, same thing. England, giant fucking pedophile problem in their government. It was busted, got swept under, swept under. But is that a 12,000 year problem that's been going on since the ancients? It's been going on for, I don't know of 12,000, but it's been going on for a long time because it's initiation.

Or are we in a society that's been so overtly sexualized in everything we do in every part of media that comes at us that this is just an eventual outcome of the outrage of the society that we find it. It's initiation. Is that the thing? Remember the ice man? Do you ever heard the ice man? The assassin talks about how a mob boss goes, right? Walk up to that dude and kill him. So the guy just walks up, guys walking his dog, boom, shoots him, walks back. What is that about? That's one showing that you'll play ball. Right. Two, now I got something something. th. that you. the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi ta. I asca. I ascass ta. I asca. I asca. I asca. ta. ta. I as ta. ta. I as ta. go to the fucking cops and be like hey I've been working with this mob boss and he's running coke over here and he's giving coke over here No dude, you know you watch me commit a fucking murder dog this this this stuff with the this dark dark shit with children where all these kids get kidnapped this is about initiation this is about you first of all what we've seen with all these mayors like 11 mayors within the last.???? oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. he's is he's is he's is he's is he's is he's he's he's he's he's he's th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they's th. th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He is about you. First of all, what we've seen with all these mayors, like 11 mayors within the last- Oh yeah, Seattle.

The last two years have been arrested for pedophilia. And here's what happens, ma'am. There's what they do, the very smart people who use the internet, they track people. And in particular, I think that's what this YouTube channels. Have you th th th th tha tha tha thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu, th, thu, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiol- thiol- thiol- thiol- thiol- thiol- their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. theea. thea. thea. thea'-a'-s, thea'lia'ea'eatli. thi. thi. thi. that's what these YouTube channels are. Have you heard about these creepy YouTube channels? There's a bunch of YouTube channels that are so like mainstream, corporate kitty porn, basically. It's like everything up to that point where the kids are doing very suggestive stuff. It's on YouTube. And anybody who watches those videos, they start tracking you. They start tracking your shit. They start tracking your shit. Now they see you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the there the there there there there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the watches those videos they start tracking you. They start tracking your shit. They start tracking your shit. Now they see you've got a tendency. Now they see you got this and this and this. I watch some weird shit. I'm like, oh,

they know my shit that I'm into. Yeah, nothing illegal but like weird ass shit right. Give me a rush on their 50s. Yeah, let me give me a rush. the rush. the rush. Give me a rush. their rush. their rush. Give me a rush. their rush. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're. they they they they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're tend. tend. tend. tend. tend. tend. tend. tend. tend. tend. tend. tend. tend. they see see see they see. they see. Yeah, who hasn't? So anyways, so they watch, they start tracking it. Now they see, hey man, you have some, you have interest in running for government. I want to be mayor. All of a sudden, dude, through the powers at B, dude, because it reaches far and wide, they start the fast track you dude. They start the fast track you, and all of a sudden, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, th, th, th, th, th, th, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, th, they, they, they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the fast track and all of a sudden it's all every election is working out your way working out your way then you meet these people and they're like hey man come party with us hey dude some weird shit you want to do some weird shit and oh I can't do that oh come on dude you like weird shit he's like okay I like you have to say that there are certain level of quote unquote fixers inside of any industry that can fast track you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th th th th th they they they they they they they they they they they they they th they th th th th th th is th is the the the the they they they the. they're to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thi thi thi thi thi thi try try try try to to thy to thi to to thi thi thi they're they're they're they they they industry that can fast track you through anything. That's what you're saying. 100% you see it happening in Hollywood all the time. There's a very famous director or producer used to throw these huge coke and hooker parties and you film everything.

So when it came time for you to renegotiate your contract you say, hey we're going to pay this. He's like, no I don't want that? Boots! You know, oh, here's you just fucking banging this trainy from behind. You're like, okay, I'll take that deal, you know what I'm saying? It happens all the time. It happens all the time. So do you think that that's every level of government? If you want to be in government on a certain level, then ever you got to step the, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, tho, to, to, to, to, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tha, tha, tha, tha, to, to, to, to, to, to, tha, to, tha, tha, to, to, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tak, are you willing to do anything to defend this empire as we've listened to, if you, if you check out the book by a William C. Cooper, is it William C. Cooper? Rest in peace. Rest in peace. He talks about the initiation in there. And then he talks about there's a comes of time

where they're going to ask you to do this. And if you say no, they'll be like, good, you did that. That's what we were looking for. But they didn't want that. They wanted the guy that would do it. And no matter what you do after that, you'll never get a chance to advance and you'll try and you'll try and try. But you didn't fucking pass the initiation and you don't get to that. So people always go, oh man, oh dude at 9 11 there's aliens we'll never ever and if you do come forward Look at what's so comes forward right whether that's a real guy or not. Yeah look what happened to his life He had to go to fucking Russia dude look it look at your boy Julius odds that you said it's dead dead dead yeah I won't play ball and that's why flappers won't book me yeah yeah I play ball yeah this guy plays ball guys this has been definitely one of

our creepiest episodes anybody here leaving a little uncomfortable you guys should get used to it if you see that we're in the basement just know it's gonna that it's gonna get weird I thought this was a great episode you guys thank th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho that th tho tho tho tho tho th th th th th th th th th the the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tho the the that we're in the basement, just know that it's going to get weird. I thought this was a great episode. You guys are both very fun. Thank God we made it to the basement. We weren't just strangled in the stairwell, right? Like poor John Benea. I personally did not eat pineapple before coming to this fucking pineapple. No, it's pineapple. That's gross. That is gross. It is gross gross. that is gross. that is gross. the gross. the gross. the gross. the gross. the gross. the gross. th. the gross. th. th. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's th. th. th. th. that's that's th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We th. We th. We the basement. We the basement. We the basement. We the basement. We the basement. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thr. thr. thran. thran. th. thran. th. th. th Binets love fucking pineapple on their pizza. There's nothing. Well, it's just the two now. It's just dad and Burke.

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Yeah, well look it up when we get some internet. I think he got kicked off one country kicked him off and I think it was fucking Iceland. So interesting. It'll be that one like the conspiracy theory where people come after you now like we got to keep this jump in a thing silent. Yeah. That's the little like little like fucking they figured this out. Contestants saying you know how me these talking dolls staring at me like some creepy horror film. Andy things are coming on. Oh sure. Anything you want to promote real quick. I'm going I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. th. I th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. are coming out. Oh sure. Anything you want to promote real quick? I'm gonna be harvesting my weed plant. No I'm not promoting that. Okay, that's what I'm up to. Ha ha. Wink wink wink. John anything you want to promote? Yeah

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