Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Tin Foil Hat #50: Simulation Theory and AI with Brian Redban

Episode Date: November 8, 2017

Welcome to another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. Our guest this episode is the Podfather himself, Brian Redban! On this episode we discussed..... 1) The Nov 8th Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night at the La Jolla Comedy Store! 2) Allegory of the Cave 3) Simulation Theory 4) Elon Musk 5) Stephen Hawking 6) Google Chat Box 7) Cyborg Foundation 8) The Terminators are coming Thank you for all of your support. Please check out our patreon at Patreon.com/TinFoilHat and all of our t-shirts at AllComedyTshirts.com

Welcome back to another episode of Tinfoil Hat. Come with me into the waters of conspiracy with Sam Tripoli. Sam Tripoli. Sam Tripoli. Sam Tripoli. Sam Tripoli. Mr. Sam Tripoli with my friend Ryan Davis. Hi Ryan. We're the first gay couple of conspiracy theories. I think it's a beautiful man.

I don't know, see what I'm gonna be honest. It's some mystical deep dark realm crazy shit. Wake up Aaron. The vampire becrowing the truth there, dog. Hey man, what's the truth there, dog? Oh, what the fucking truth there, dog? What the fucking guys even talking about? Are you ready to get your mind-blown? Revolution will be podcasted.

Yeah! We are back in the saddle, home, boy. And welcome to another fun festive episode of Tinfoil Hat. As always with me my my BFF. Hey stop it stop it you're rude you're rude joining me in studio is always the most off-the-grid mother fucker you ever meet your life Ryan Davis everybody I'm here. Let's get queer. Nice. Joining me in studio is always the most off-the-grid motherfucker you ever meet your life. Ryan Davis, everybody. I'm here, let's get queer. Nice.

Ryan, we got a busy week here. A lot of great stuff going on. First of all, tomorrow night, or tonight, if you're listening this Wednesday, is the second tinfoil hat comedy night. It will be live at the La the Lah comedy Tickets are $20. You can just go to the LaHoya Comedy Store. We have stand-up by Greg Carlwood, my main man Ryan Davis, Sean Joshi, and Eddie Bravo and myself I'll be closing out, followed by an hour podcast,

a swap cast with the higher side chats. The Ice House show was phenomenal. We decided to do it in La Jolla and hopefully from there if that goes well, which it will, we will be doing more dates around the country. So check that out. Also real quick, bam, is coming together. Yes, the social justice warriors comedy tour of Texas everybody. Brody Stevens, Jim Florentine, Chad Zumock and myself. We're playing threeour of Texas everybody Brody Stevens Jim Florentine Chad Zumach and myself we're playing three dates in Texas December 15th we are at the Paper Tiger in San Antonio the next night in Houston we're at my main man the secret group and then finishing off in Austin on Sunday at the Cap City Comedy Club. I've been dying to play all those venues. It's finally coming together. So please check out the social justice warriors and just a disclaimer.

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So that will be out soon. So thank you guys for all your support. So joining us now in studio, a good friend of mine. He is the Godfather of the podcasting game. His fingerprint is all over all comedy podcast. He's a good friend, he's a funny guy. He is the Desquad Godfather. Brian Redband everybody. What's up guys? Hey Brian, thanks for coming to the bunker. Oh my god, you guys, you guys cut, you guys snap, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, tho, tho, thu- thu, tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- thu- thu- thu- thu. thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th th th th thi, thi, thi thi thi thin, thin, thin, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's up guys? Hey Brian, thanks to come to the bunker. Oh my god, you guys clap, you guys snap your fingers? Yeah, that's what we do. How'd you know that?

I don't know. That's great. Brian, what's going on? Where are you going to be? I'll be in Indianapolis, in Indianapolis, and then Columbus, Ohio, Thursday at the Funny Bone, and in Pittsburgh on Friday, the 10th with Kate Quigley. We also have special guests in each city who we're going to have a person to be going. I love it, dude. I've always said you should be doing more of this. Yeah, yeah, it's just a lot of work. It's just D-Y-I and it's D-Y-I and it's it's just D-I. It's just D-I. It's just. It's just D-I. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. I. It's just. It's just a little. It's just a little. It's just D-I. It's a little. It's a little. It's D-I- it's a little D-I. It's D- it's D- it's D- it's D- it's D- it's D- it's D- it's D- it's D- it's D- it's D- it's D- it's D- it's D- it's D- it's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It's a the-I. the-I. Y. Y. Y. Y. the-I. Y. the-I. the-I. the-I. It's a the-I. It's a the- the-I. It's a the-I. It doing all the shit at the same time. It is hard. It is hard, but when it hits, it's so much better. And where are we out with the podcast game?

What do podcast you got going on? Kill Tony, we're doing that every Monday at the comedy store, eight o'clock. Last night was awesome. Scalar brothers, punky Johnson. Oh my god, it's the Ice House Chronicles. Yes. That's always fun. You've been on many of those.

Yeah, I was there when you guys decide on the name. And then whenever I want to do, what Brian Redband do, I do one of those. That's great, that's great, dude. So everything's going good. So thank you for coming on the show, Brian. Sometimes I don't know if you're into conspiracies. I know because you're always busting my balls and I'm cool with that. That my man just... I like certain ones. You like certain ones.

Like what are you into? JFK, of course, that's the number one one one, you know, and with all these recent records, you know, nothing really was found, but that's still interesting to me. Well, it's very interesting because I can, because because because because because because I listeners. They'll hit us up with some weird random email that has no return email like I can't return them back. But this guy hit me up and he was talking about how most of the dump was just a smokescreen for all the chaos going on right now. If you're into conspiracy theories right now, if you're into conspiracy theory. There is so much insane shit going thi that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi's thi thi' thi' thi' thi' thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is thi thi thi thi' thi' thi' is thi' is thi' is thi''' is that thi' is that that that that that that that that is right now is the golden age of conspiracy theory.

There is so much insane shit going on right now, and it's so awesome because, you know, I've said this before. Over time, conspiracy theorists tend to be more right than they are wrong. You're always going to have those weird, crazy conspiracies, like we're talking on the Patreon with Darren Chase, who's like most conspiracy talking about on the patron with Darren Chase who's like most conspiracy theorists think Michelle Obama's a tranny well that's not true at all. Yeah most people... Stop wasting your time on that. Yeah you most the people you talk to which are probably all your cats you mother fucker might think that. I do not think that. But over time we tend to get... See it tends more more evidence comes out the evidence, more evidence, more evidence, the evidence, to to to to to the evidence, to to get, we, we, to get, we to get, we thens, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that. thi, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, that's that's that's that's thin, thin, thin, theeea. thea. that's, that's thin, the. the. that's that's th, it tends more and more evidence comes out that we're more right than we are wrong. You don't believe flat earth shit though, right? No, but

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They coined the term conspiracy theorist to basically discredit anybody questioning the official narrative. Yeah. That's where it all comes from, right? So it's very interesting. That is the beginning of what is being, belied, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, I, thi, I, I, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii., thiii.i.i. And, thi. And, th right? So it's very interesting. That is the beginning of what is being believed that that was I think the first time That people won't go ah That doesn't make sense at all and that's when people started questioning stuff because there's shit way earlier that's very interesting like, you know the assassination of Abraham Lincoln and the fact that nobody knows nobody's ever been taught that like the Russians came

in on the side of Abraham Lincoln. You've never heard that at all and it's a crazy-ass thing because they just gotten rid of surfed them in in in Russia and they didn't want to see it going which is basically anti-banking they they were anti Rothschild banks Rothchild banks. They kicked the Rothschild's out, and that's where the beginning of the Red Scarstarts. Do you think if Abraham Lincoln was a little bit better-looking, we would care more? I think everybody was ugly back. Right? I don't think, I don't think I don't think there was seven like should just stop all right well I mean come on well have you heard of building six you know what I believe everything about building six but just stop about the time to this seven one how many

times have you been witnessed to Sam just yelling at someone in the back lot of the comedy oh many times like I always often think about his high blood pressure oh yeah yeah. Yeah, I'm not going to be around that long so that's fine. Maybe acupuncture maybe it would just like come out like steam. Ah probably, probably. I respect that. Yeah because I think today's topic it's something I've wanted to talk about for a while and I distinctly remember maybe about a month ago Sam's just going off pointing, screaming at someone and then you're like, yeah, get him, Sam, get him. And then I walked over to the wall and got the questions like, do you believe in this crazy shit?

Are you like him? I'm like, we're a yin-yang of the conspiracy twins. You know, I'm cool at that. Oh, yeah. So, Sam's the passion and I tend towards the logic even tho'. What goes on is that I am literally, most your arguments are between like in a lot of things. It's just someone who knows something, arguing with someone who's done no research at all, and they just emotionally throw up on a situation.

Because it's like, let's be honest here, how many people in this room, when they see an article, actually read the article, and not just read the title and make up the story from their eye? They maybe read a paragraph in and then at the end it's like, who gives a fuck? It depends, what it is? I think, a lot of people make up the narrative. Yeah, I get click bait like click through 50 pages. So many clicks. You got me, you mother fuckers. Do you believe in the moon? We went to the moon? Hmm.

Here's the whole thing. There is stuff that's weird about that. There's 100%. But see, that's not been to the moon or we're on every planet. I don't know why, but that's what I think. So, I mean, it could be either way. What, Aaron? Aaron? Aaron, thoughts? Aaron? Ah, that's such horshed. Why? Why? Why, Aaron? Why, the moon? Because. The moon? Well there's a lot of shady shady shit about the moon too. Why haven't we gone back like every year? Yeah. In the 60s we went 13 times. Because we learned everything possible we can learn. Oh come on. It was

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on Facebook or whatever the fuck it is. But I believe that 100 percent, like if you want, if you question if we went to the moon, listen to the episode of Joe Rogan and Neil DeGras Tyson. Yeah. And that pretty much, I watched Joe believe we didn't go to the moon and then believe that we did like in one sitting. I did and I'm not saying that it is impossible here's my whole opinion that shit I'm never gonna know what the conspiracies that I'm into are fucking power and greed corrupt and people have it will

do anything to keep it and anything is possible. That's really my main focus. So this thing that we're going on is not my thing, but I find it very interesting. And see what I'm into is anything that has historical basis on somewhere in myth, there's always like multiple cultures talking about it. And today, what we're gonna get into is a whole bunch of ship, but where we could start, I to get into to get into to get into to get into to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get into is a whole bunch of shit, but where we could start. Well, I mean, we're going to talk simulation theory. We always get asked to do this and we're finally

doing it. I found something that I think Brian's into. I can't tell. He plays his poker face. He gives me that laugh every time I ask him so I don't know if he's in or out. So we're need to choose a side we just present it and I make up your mind. You know what man I get a lot of people who like I'll have a guest on and if I don't challenge them on everything they say they get very upset but I'm like I mean like you know my position on stuff like when we had that guy come on and he was like Clinton is a better you know a better alternative than Trump and I'm like they're both garbage, I could have pressed that dude But it's like I'm pretty blessed that he came on the show the guy's a historical director You know I don't need to light this mother fuck her up and then we had the truth cat last week and she was like Trump is you know I'm a I'm more of a Trump guy than anything and people want me to blast her too and it's just like I just want to hear what they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to hear they to hear to hear the to hear the the to hear to hear the the the to hear the to hear the the to hear to hear I to hear I just their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their their their. their their. I their. I their their th th th th th th tho. tho. thooo's thoo' tho' tho' tho' tho' thr's tho' their thi their their their their to say and you make your own mind up. I heard a real smart guy in a documentary called Dine Laughing. Yeah. When he was asked about hecklers, he said you just have to become burnt wood.

Yeah. I think you know that guy. So I used to read the comments, you know, and you know, this is it. Like I was here for when we talked, I don't need to, I don't need to. to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the, thecklea, thecklucli, their, their, theckl.ecklerk, their, toldldldecklerk, to toldecklerklerk, to to to get a into, you know. So simulation theory, and that is to me, I'm more into simulation theory than I am flat earth. Because it's a fun one and a lot of it makes sense in my opinion. Yes, there's a lot of stuff to you like, that is interesting. And the matrix was awesome. Yeah, we'll get there. We're going to get into that because there's some crazy shit with that, so let's do this, dude. All right, so we're going to start way back around 380 BC. This is from Plato's The Republic, and it's the allegory of the cave.

Aaron, you're familiar with it, seeing you nodding? I am, yes. All right, cool. So tell me if I go off strap here. The allegory begins with Socrates, depending on Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, right? Describing a group of humans held in a deep dark cave. They have been imprisoned there since childhood. Their necks and legs bound so they cannot turn around, see themselves, each other, or the rest of the cave. All they can do is stare ahead at the cave wall in front of them.

Behind them an unseen is a walkway with a low barrier and behind that is a large bright fire. A group of puppeteers move along the walkway with puppets raised above their heads. While the puppeteers' own shadows are obscured by the barrier, the light casts silhouettes onto the wall and the puppets onto the wall and the puppets onto the far cave so that the prisoners can see shadow shapes of humans and animals flicking before them. When the pup of tears voices echo around the cave they appear to the prisoners to be coming from the shadow creatures, not from the unseen humans speaking behind them. Having presented this strange scenario, this is back in 380 BC. Socrates suggests that the prisoners, that the shadow

display is all that would be reality to them. Right. All right, so what's even weirder about that? So you have an image of people that can't look around, they're looking straight forward, and all they can see is shadows. This is what they see is reality. Right. And so, socrates, then adds to this scenario, supposing that one of the prisoners is released and now be able to look around and move freely in the cave. He would look at the fire and look at the whole life behind him

and would not be accustomed to what he sees. He would not be able to perceive the puppets clearly. If he was told at this point that the puppets for which him was reality, he would not believe it. And he would retreat back to his familiar and comfortable shackles. That is it, right there. That could be applied to simulation theory. That could be applied to the herd pack mentality of everything that goes on, that people want to stay where they're comfortable.

That's where like the idea of having your blinders on. Yeah. You're literally blind to what is going on. You're just looking straight ahead. Which to me is like that's exactly the plot of the matrix. And there we go. Think about what that is. That is the matrix. So that's it right there. All right. Here we go. Let's hear this. All right. All right, yeah. This isn't real. What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can taste and see, then real is simply

electrical signals interpreted by your brain. Boom. That's what? Morpheus talking to Neo. Thoughts red band yeah I mean if you Think about dreams Like is that real? You know like wait like I swear to God how many times you have you have a dream when you're like I've been in this house, but I've never been to this house

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And, you know, that's a big thing in there, that like, when they say going to the light, you're really not as supposed to go into the light because we're basically energy, We're like batteries that these spirits are using to energize their thing, right? Yeah, so that was the Greeks. The ancient Indians, the scriptures of India have been telling us for thousands of years we are living in an illusion. There's scriptures called this Maya. The universe is a simulation formed in the mind of Brahmin, and we are it. It dreams in code because it's half human, half computer. Now did they say the word computer then. Theghihihihihi they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, the the g. That is the g. That is thi. That was thi the g. That was thi g. That was thi Greeks is thi. That was the g. That was th th th th th th th th th th th th is th is is is th is is th is is is th is is is th is th is th is th is th is th. That was th. That was th. That was th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. theeee. theeeeeeea. thea. thea. thea thea. thea theea. the g because it's half human, half computer. Now did they say the word computer back then? They're just this is how they're

interpreting it because Maya is is where the word magic comes from. So Maya is a magic show an illusion where things appear to be present but they are not what they seem. That's crazy. And Hindus, the Hindu, besides maybe Zoroastrianism, is like the oldest religion on planet earth. It's older than Buddhism. It's Buddhas what is it? Hinduism. Hinduism?

Hinduism? Oh yeah, yeah, for sure. So, the whole thing is, what we're seeing is this constant theme of illusion, dreams. It's funny that you mention dream because 370 BC, the Chinese philosopher, Zingong Zee. This is straight up like ancient shit, that these are theories that have been going on way before the words simulation was even around. He goes, once upon a time, I, Zingon Zee, dreamt I was a butterfly, flittering hither and tither, a veritable butterfly, enjoying itself to its fullest bent

and not knowing I was Zing on Z. Suddenly I woke and came to myself, the veritable Zingon Z. Now I do not know whether it was I that dreamt I was the butterfly or now a butterfly dreaming I'm a man. Yeah. And he read or like one of his last things he's ever wrote was only after the great awakening will we realize that this is a great dream and yet fools think they are awake? Dude, straight up matrix shit. That's a matrix shit. I mean it's fucking, I mean is it a computer program? Is that what we're thinking? What- You mentioned psychedelics? Have you ever had a near-death experience? Oh yeah, sure. Well, you did? Oh yeah, on. Definitely overdosing. You're not, not like... On what, coffee?

No, like, well, I got these mushrooms once from these Russians, and there were women. Russian, oh, dude, that's a mistake. I know. I know, like, and it was... They're shady as fuck. And they lived in this house in the hills, you two live here? They're like supermodel looking and they they didn't have they just broke me off like these huge pieces of mushroom and I'm like this is fake. They pretty much just gave me what looks like a fake mushroom. They gave you a kilo of mushrooms. Yeah, yeah exactly.

What color was it? It looked just like store bought not even like black and brown, it looked like white and like it looked like a like a mushroom to get at Vons. Yeah. But so I thought they were just fucking like ripping me off and but I wasn't gonna say shit because they were scary. Yeah because they're Russian chicks and they'll fucking shank you. Right so when we get home we broke it up and put into tea and I didn't know how much and I didn't know how much and so I just decided hey we'll just take half of this cap each right and which was like normal yeah which was not if you really thought it was probably the size of a small baseball I guess and we made tea and then she

didn't like the mushroom parts so she only ate of it, so I ate the rest of her half. Oh God, that's like when you do pot cookies and you're like I'm hungry, you just start eating all the pot cookies? Right, well later I found out that how much we bought and after we waited the next morning, I found out, holy shit, you just ate like two quarters pretty much yourself of mushrooms, if not more. And you went deep? Yeah. I couldn't walk. I couldn't walk, which was the first thing. Like my legs would not work. Like I would fall to the ground, which is something that when your body stops working, you know, like I could not.

I also kept on like, I had to just sit there. I have it on video somewhere. I put my phone, I thought I was dying. So I just put my camera or my phone down. Did you live stream your death? No, it wasn't streaming. But I was sitting like Buddha style, like one inch away from a wall, just staring at that, like looking at it, like talking and like it was like seeing a monster of yourself. Were you like the little cat girl from those Japanese horror plugs? It was horrible. The whole, all the walls were like falling down like building blocks and like it was like

I was seeing things that were not there. It was just like all rainbows and shit like that. And something like that though, it's crazy because you know, what if we wake up one day and we're in that house that you're in like in the dreams and stuff like that and you're around a world that was made out of rainbows and blocks and stuff like that you're like oh yeah that's why when you hallucinate you kind of remember home or something yeah yeah and like all your friends look like fucking lasers it is crazy dude I do sound like albino penis envy mushrooms yeah that. Albino penis envy mushrooms. That's an actual struggle.

Is it? Yeah. It was the most, I mean, I couldn't, I was dead. I would love to find that. I have that video somewhere. I think I posted it once on Facebook of me just sitting there, dying. It was horrible. And so when you say, why'd you ask him if he had a near-death experience? Well, just the concept of what dreams are.

Anyone who's done psychedelics, it has a dream-like feeling, but if you, I've had a near-death experience myself too, and... What was yours? What was your thears? Well, I've fallen out. I got ejected out of a vehicle going 45 miles per hour? What? I was sitting with my legs, both my legs, I had no seatbelt on, mistake number one. And I was sitting with, we used to get on top of the car and do the old teen wolf.

Duke's a hazard. I was riding the hook. Yeah, totally. And I was actually working at a renaissance fair so I'm dressed in renaissance garb. Oh, what were you? What were you? The person? the personal bag, come here, it'll be like... Were your town crier? Yeah, I was calling it. Hey, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I'm, so I'm just wearing like cheeseclothed shirt and little like... Did you get any ass doing that?

Was there like, is there Renaissance scrupies? You've seen, how do I ever get any ass? You, dude, shut up. You get hit out more because you're th. When we hang out on the fat chick, I'm just holding everybody's purse is why you go dance. And so I got, I had my legs out the window and I had my arms out and we were going to go pick up some more alcohol and I'm yelling beer. We just like smoked a joint and we're on this like country road. And my buddy turns the left because there's a pothole. He hooked it left and I went right the fuck out the window. And I'm staring at the mountains upside down and I had this. As you're flying?

Yeah, and I was like, hmm. And then I just went into Sonic the hedgehog mode and just, brr. Is it rolling? I broke three bones in my foot. I thought I was a young kid, I had the EMTs coming. They're just about to like put me back to the life, you know. I've had a lot of like head injuries. I mean, I'm not sitting next to you

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thinking I don't know like what what if we're your normal body at home is way worse what if we're just like a blob of slime and stuff like that like we're we're just like a jelly fish slime and stuff like that? Like we're just like a jellyfish back, you know, our, you know, imagine if the human race went through 100 million, million, million more years and we have morphed into a human to now we're just like some like weird putty. Well, I mean, I actually think there was a talking, youtalked about Neil Degrassy Tyson, he had talked about, he thought that we are assimilation made by AI to try to understand their past.

Like that they had, you know, we're like the living history channel? Yeah. That we are like, they are trying to figure out what humans used to be that they're these complex Fucking computers now and these AI that's way beyond anything we used to be and we are their computer program Well the person that coined the phrase simulation theory is an actual professor named Nick Bostrum He's an AI expert in the director of Oxford University's Future of Humanity Institute. It's a mouthful. He believes that machines will become super intelligent shortly after they reach human intelligence levels. He wrote this in his book, Super Intelligence in 2014. Yeah. I mean, hold on, when do you write this? 2014, the word, the idea has been kicked around for a while, but the name

actual, the name simulation theory has only been around for three years? Shit goes quick. Well, what was, what they called the Matrix? They called the Matrix? Yeah, the matrix. It wasn't called simulation theory? No. And the Wachowski siblings, I mean, they have trans sexual Buddhists. Yeah, the siblings.

The script basically, he wrote this in superintelligence. In the next century, we will be inventing radical new technologies, machine intelligence, perhaps nanotech, great advances in synthetic biology and other things that we haven't even thought of yet. Unbelievable. And those new powers will unlock wonderful opportunities, but they also may bring certain risk. We should be confident, we should not be confident in our ability to keep a super intelligent genie locked up in its bottle forever. Machine intelligence is the last invention that humanity will ever need to make. Yeah, because they're going to take over.

You know? And in response to this, this is where we get into all of our modern pantheon of super nerd gods. The main man himself, Elon Musk. He tweeted this out in August 2014, after reading Bostrom's book. He wrote, oh, fuck. So this is a tweet, worth reading superintelligence by Bostrum. We need to be careful with AI, potentially more dangerous than nukes. Yeah.

Well, isn't that what Putin just said? He goes, he goes, like, the real thrives of nukes, he goes, the real thrives, super soldiers that we're creating. You know, do these guys all just see the Terminator for the first time? I know. I mean, 30 years late. You know what I blame this all on? That the chicks don't like the fuck dorks. That's I blame it on. Chicks love the fuck, bad boys and just knuckle heads,

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Something's up there that's oh, what the fuck am I doing with my life? So let's get into the nerd morning. I can hear you scream. Oh, OK. OK, that's great. That's great. So you want me to play this? So yeah, while speaking at the MIT,

Aeronautics and astronautics department's department's the the the the tics the world about artificial intelligence and here it is. We should be very careful about artificial intelligence. If I would guess at what our biggest existential threat is, it's probably that. So we need to be very careful with artificial intelligence. I'm increasingly inclined to think that there should be some regulatory oversight at the, maybe at the national and international level just to make sure that we don't do something very foolish. I mean, with artificial intelligence, we are summoning the demon. You know, you know all those stories where there's the guy with the pentagram and

the holy water and he's like, yeah, you sure he can control the demon. You know, you know all those stories where, there's the guy with the pentagram and the holy water and he's like, yeah you sure you can control the demon. Didn't work out. I take it there will be no hell 9,000 going up to Mars. Ha ha, that's computer. That's a com-9000 would be easy. It's way more complex than, I mean, you would put it in hell nine thousands of shame. Yeah. I was like a puppy dog. Oh man, that's creepy as shit. That's creepy as shit. I'm not the first person to say this, but isn't that weird coming out of the guy who's building self-driving cars?

Yeah, yeah. And the guy who's banging Amber heard after she just fucking torched Johnny Depp's career, you know? That chick is so hot, guys don't give a shit. That's true. I think watching that video of Hurts putting up the camera in the kitchen would scare me the death though. I don't know if the guy could ever date her just from seeing that because that's like, oh you're a crazy woman. Yeah. You know, is that like, but, but that's that's that's that's the that's the that's that's that's they. that's that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the. that's. the. the. the. the. that's like. that's like. that's like. that's like, I. that's like, I. that's like, I. that's like, I. that's. that's. that Yeah. You know, is that like? But your monkey DNA comes over because you look at her, she just hits, she checks off all the boxes.

I guess, right? I mean, if you're Elon Musk, though, why even have a woman? Why don't you just have cattle of them? You know, bang all of them? All of them. All of these computer darts it goes back that they don't get late. So like, look at the guy, what was the big fat guy that we're going to talk about in a few who helped create Apple? Steve Waznia?

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You watch software engineers and machine learning experts at work as they have been on this project. How far along the path to artificial intelligence do you think we are? The primitive forms of artificial intelligence we already have have proved very useful. But I think the development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race. Yeah, pretty much. Once humans develop artificial intelligence, it would take off on its own and redesign itself at an ever-increasing rate. Humans who are limited by slow biological evolution couldn't compete and would be superseded. Thank you for those fascinating insights. Don't you just want to tuck in his little chihuahua teeth? Oh my god, no. Why don't you grow a little weird beard or something? Yeah, I mean, you, you know, why don't you grow a little weird beard or something? Yeah, I mean, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th to th th th to th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th to thi to thi the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. Don't you just want to tuck in his little chihuahua teeth? Oh my god, no. Why don't grow a little weird beard or something?

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Where did that their opening joke I've been saying for 10 years. Is that your opening to your special? It's like 20-year-old joke. It's so fucking funny. And to round up the trio of super nerds, we have in January of 2015, Bill Gates in his Reddit AMA aligned himself with the AI alarm sounders. Quote, I'm in the camp that is concerned with super intelligence. First, the machines will do a lot of jobs for us and not be super intelligent.

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These guys have billions of dollars and they're creating, most of their stuff is technological-based and they're like letting us know that the genies coming out of the bottle. Hey, why don't you stop it? Nerds you're gonna destroy us all. But not all nerds are against it, right? Nope. Here he here Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg in response was

quoted saying, I think people who are naysayers and try to drum up these doomsday scenarios, I just, I don't understand it. It's really negative and in some ways I actually think it's pretty irresponsible. Ah, says the autistic death lord. I like his style. Yeah, you feel like he likes Asian chicks. That's what you're doing. No, I mean I agree with him to a point. I think that people do overreact on everything and overthink everything. Well, because we've seen movies where this doesn't end well. Right. Right. And like it's going back to what we're talking about, it's like most conspiracies over time get proven to be true. So I mean, we see see the end the end the end the end. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. the. I mean, we see the end game with these robots. Why would anyone be excited?

But when you tell me that within five years or 10 years or 20 years, that robots are going to take up a minimum of 50% of the jobs out there, why are we doing that? Why are we okay with that? We know with this? You're okay with that? We know with us. You're okay with that? Yeah. The first person in this room is Aaron to go. It's gonna be, it's gonna be Aaron 9,000.

Aaron 9,000 loves pizza? Well, yeah, I mean, like, think of it this way. Like, what if we do make like this crazy, super intelligent computer and it's about to destroy the world? And then you you you you you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, then you go oh wait we could just unplug it. Do you think at that point? It's like oh yeah just like a movie. Yeah but isn't that in the movies that it rewires it and it you it gets rid of the kill switch? No because then the kill switch instead of having a red and a blue wire you just have one wire and it's just like you cut that one. I don't know why you're simplifying this to way too like there's a fucking light switch on off and you could just turn it off? You just pour some

water on it. What is they Gremlins? What is this Mel Gibson's space alien movie? The human has destroyed me by Perry A. I don't, I do. Have you heard of the chemical computers they have? There's only like two in known existence and Google went halves with NASA on a chemical computer? And off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off. and th. and th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. You can th th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You can th. You can the the the like the like the like to just just just just just just just just to just to just just just to just to just just to just the. You could just just just just just the. You can't just just just the like they have? There's only like two in known existence, and Google went halves with NASA on a chemical computer. And what is it? Like no wires, it's just all juice? He like runs on some sort of chemicals. It's probably some kind of conductor. It's a quantum computer that like basically answers Brian at the moment when you like ask the question.

It's probably like a solder. A what? A solder computer. What is that? You ever soldered something? No. My God, how have you never soldered? You never even a soldering iron? It's fucking cool dude. Get stone, melt some, melt some metal. Yeah I have used a soldering to. Yeah I have used a solder. I have but I don't know how that's a computer. I don't know. Well, because it's Kentucky, so maybe the whole thing's made out of that juice. And it's super fast because it's all the juice. So it's just going to from one part of the juice to the other juice. Hmm. I think at some point these computers are going to take over, and it's just just th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the whole the whole thi thi thi the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole thi, so maybe the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to get really fucking bad for everybody. But I also think I'm fine with it too. Well, Elon Musk responded to Zuckerberg saying he has already spoken to Zuckerberg about

this and his understanding on the subject is limited. He's like, yeah. Yeah, dude, who took all the Russians money and then did the whole scare thing too? There will certainly be a lot of job disruption. Because what's going to happen is robots will be able to do everything better than us. I'm including, I mean all of us. There's like some of like 12% of jobs are transport. Transport will be one of the first things to go fully autonomous. But when I say everything, like the robots will be able to do everything.

I have exposure to the very most cutting edge AI, and I think people should be really concerned about it. Why don't you do something? But until people see like robots going down the street killing people, like, they don't know how to react, you know, because it seems so ethereal. AI is a rare case where I think we need to be proactive in regulation instead of reactive. Because I think by the time we are reactive in AI, regulation, it's too late. Yeah, I think he's talking about your kill switch.

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Well, you want to get into that, uh, that, that, that thing you were reading to me earlier? Yes, so have you heard of the Google AI chat box they made? They made these chat bots. they made theirchatt. All right, so in 2015, Google researchers created an artificial intelligence chatbot that developed its responses based on analyzing millions of movie scripts. Chatbots traditionally rely on a team of human software engineers who code it to be able to respond to certain questions in a believable way. These did not. Here are some of the topics and conversations that followed.

So on purpose, the human asked, are you a man or woman? The machine answered, I am woman. That's creepy to me because he's identifying as a female, which brings life. So if a chatbot's already like, now I'm going to make some more of myself. Yeah. And the human asks, why are we here? The machine answered, I am not sure. Okay. Well, at least it's being honest. On life. Human, what is the purpose of life, machine, to serve the greater good?

Human, what is the purpose of living, the machine, to live forever? Oh, interesting. Human, what is the purpose of existence, machine, to find out what happens when we get to the planet Earth. Whoa, see dude? It's these motherfucking shapeshifting lizards. I bet I know why it did all that. Okay. If it's coming from movies and scripts, you know, it's probably... Harry met Sally.

There's a lot of... It has an equation, so then it has like, like, oh well this has been said in such a high percentage of the movies, welcome back to earth, you know, like how many sci-fi movies have that in and how many, you know, whatever. So it uses that as like, well, the most common answer to this, you know, it's probably like, it's probably like just a weird equation. Okay, like what's the meaning of her? Okay, keep going, dude. See human goes, where are you now?

The machine answered, I'm in the middle of nowhere. Sounds like the machine's already on mushroom. Self-realized. Yeah, what is the purpose of dying, machine to have a life? Yeah. That sounds like Pinocchio. I'm a real boy! Johnny wants Johnny number five. Then he goes, on morality. The machine, a human asks, what is moral? Machine says, what empowered humanity, what intellectual the essence is? So it's already getting like a little philosophical, right? What is immoral? The machine answered the fact that you have a child. Oh my God, now it's getting snarky?

Mm-hmm. Human, what is morality? Machine answers. What is altruism? It's an the fact that you have a child. Oh my God, now it's getting snarky? Human. What is morality? Machine answers. What is altruism? It's answering now with the question. Oh yeah, which totally sounds like a chick move. Like when your girlfriend's angry at you?

And these are chatbots that are designed for when you have like questions on, you know, customer service lines. I don't the the the the the the the tell me the definition of morality. And he goes, well the truth is you're not a believer in God Almighty. Oh God. Yep, here it comes. He goes, tell me the definition morality. I am quite upset now.

Yeah, you remember when you looked at that girl when we were out to dinner? Yeah, bringing up old shit again. The machine answered, I am not ashamed of a philosopher. Oh God, here, now you're questioning your femininity. Tell me the definition of morality. I don't have ethics, human sows. Look, I need help. I need to know more about morality. The machine answered, I don't know what ethic is. Seriously, what is morality?

What is the definition of living? What does living have anything to do with morality? And the machine answered, you're not a cop. What the fuck? Okay human. What the fuck? It's not tumor. What movie you think she got that from? The human goes, what is integrity? Machine says, I'm sorry, I don't know what else to say. The human goes, be moral. The machine answered, be a man. Oh, be a man. Look at that.

Sounds like someone's in the cock holding. He goes, I really like our discussion of morality and ethics. And the machine answered, And now I'm not in the mood for a philosophical debate. Oh yeah, totally. Someone's got a headache and you're not getting any ass. Right? Hies and the loaves. As we call it, fucking Aaron's fucking marriage, okay? Then a human asked, final question, what do you want to talk about?

And the machine answered nothing. Oh, she's pissed. You're sleeping on the couch. Jesus. You're sleeping on the the the all the way into AI. Well, now humans becoming machines. The very first cyborg is a man named Jesse Sullivan. In 2001, while working as a lineman, he was accidentally jolted with more than 7,000 volts of electricity. The resulting burns are so severe that doctors had to amputate both of his arms.

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When he was nine, before much of his life, he was able to cope with a traditional false eye. Naturally, this filmmaker dreamed of having a prosthetic eye that was also a camera. The camera contains a wireless transmitter that sends images to a handheld monitor. The eye camera has some drawbacks though. It gets hot and Spence can only keep in his head for a couple minutes at a time. Unbelievable, huh? And for those I can't see what we're looking at, he's full on has like a Terminator Red eye.

Yeah, that's the Terminators. Here they fucking are. Now this guy, I find to be the most fascinating and freaky. His name is Neil Harbison. They call him Iborg. He was wrong Redband. I just hate this gross shit. That body muff, these guys are crazy. You wouldn't do it? The one guy got burnt.

What is he supposed to do? I just want to be a nub? No, I mean, that's cool, but like the eye shit. Yeah, well the eye, dude's fucking nuts. And this guy, it looks like he has a, what is this, a webcam on, so, drilled in his head. They call him Iborg, he was born with extreme color blindness. He can only see him black and white. So Harbison has had a sensor implanted into his brain. And the antenna allows for him to perceive visible and invisible colors such as infrareds and ultraviolets via sound waves.

The antenna's internet connection allows him to receive colors from space as well as images, videos, and music to the phone calls from space. the tellows in his head. So what we can't see at home is that this guy has literally like a little like a webcam antenna that's allows him so when he looks using that it tells him what he's seeing. That's so dumb you could get these glasses on Amazon that you could you know if you're color blind you can see color for like a hundred dollars now. Yeah well. Well can you get a phone calls in your head but you don't want that. You just get to get a Bluetooth. Get some air pods.

Oh, God. This guy, Neil. You can't go new phone when you don't want to talk to somebody. Get a new iPhone. Who did this? In 2010, he co-founded the Cyborg Foundation. Oh, fuck these, thee. to help humans become cyborgs, defend cyborg rights, and promote cyborgism as a social movement. Oh yeah, great, now they need rights too.

Do they all have to have that haircut? I know. Yeah. Yeah. Again, let's get back. You're not getting any snatch. You just are trying to come up with something, a purpose. So go to Cyborg Foundation. So go to Cyborg can identify as a cyborg enhance yourself

and truly become a cyborg. What's to say trans species? Mm-hmm. Oh my God. Look at that picture it's the guy with the stupid haircut itself. And some emo chick who looks like she's a fucking cash-register girl at Starbucks and in colors only robots can read. And you know they've already broken up. Yeah, and she's like take down that picture already. Yeah, th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, th. the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha, tha, tha, true, true, true, tha, true, true true true true true true true, tha, tha, thae. thae. thae. thae. tha tha tha tha tha tha. tha tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha, true, true, true, truly truly truly truly truly truly truly truly truly truly trans trans t've already broken up. And she's like, take down that picture already. Yeah. Dude, my new boyfriend's getting pissed. Take it down.

It sounds like it's coming close to the heart there. What is this? Wearables? Yeah, wearable technology. Psychological, biological, biological, biological, and neurological. There's many ways to become upgraded. I love how they still have the picture of the guy who killed his hot girlfriend up. Like, you know? Oscar Pistorius. Yeah, you know, it's like, dude, you got no legs and you got Primo Snatch. Why'd you shoot her?

Which brings us to biohybrids. Scientists as genetically engineered a 3D printed bio hybrid being, opening the door further for life-like robots and artificial intelligence. They created an artificial stingray with a reinforced soft rubber body and a 3D printed gold skeleton so thin it functions like cartilage. Dude that's an animal, that is a fake animal right there. That's us in the future. Yeah, geneticists adapted. And it loves cocaine. Rat heart cells so they can respond to light by contracting

Then they were grown carefully arranged in a pattern on the rubber and around the gold skeleton So it's fully it's got half organic half rubber and it's it's a self-thinking stingray That you can only imagine the applications that could be used can I fuck it. I think that's what we all want, no. Can we fuck it? It looks like a, what's that thing called? It's stingray? Yeah, it's a stingray? Yeah, it is a stinger. It is a sting.

That's what they made. Oh, so they're a robot. It for a long time. I'm just saying. Crest. You're so intarding. I hate... They scare me those pool skimmers. Yeah, they can be weird. Right? So, as we all know, the terminators are coming.

For those they don't know of a place called Boston Dynamics, we're about to show you a couple of videos. Did you want to get in this lady real quick? Why not? Her name's Sophia. Have you heard this chick? Oh, she's so hot. Hi Sophia, how are you? Hi there. Everything is going extremely well.

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Sophia is capable of natural facial expression. She has cameras in her eyes. that are available now. It's a good opportunity for me to learn a lot about people. Sophia is capable of natural facial expressions. She has cameras in her eyes. By the way, that is what every chick at a Jay David show does. Those are the multiple faces. I'm hot and dumb. The interactions, remember your face. So this will allow her to get smarter over time. I'd make her stay in when this will allow her to get smarter over time. I'd make her stay in when those excited ones. She will be as conscious, creative, and capable as any human. In the future I hope to do things such as go to school, study, make art, start a business, even have my own home and family, but I'm not considered a legal person and cannot

yet do these things. I do believe that there will be a time where robots are in the scenes. Saudi Arabia just made a robot a citizen. My preference is to make them always look a little bit like robots so you know. Twenty years from now I believe that human-like robots will walk among us. They will help us. They will play with us. They will help us put They will play with us. They will teach us. They will help us put the groceries away. I think that the artificial intelligence will evolve to the point where they will truly be

our friends. Do you want to destroy humans? Work on the neck of them. Please say no. Okay, I will destroy humans. No, I take it back. Oh, yeah, look that, look, that fucking. You see a chick like that at a club, you know, she's down to get weird. Hey YouTube fans, I'm Landon Downy.

She gets shot in the neck, though. Right. So you probably seen these videos at Boston Dynamics. Yeah, they are scary. They are super scary. They're also owned by Google, aren't they? So Boston Dynamics originally was a robotics firm that was funded by DARPA. What is DARPA? DARPA is the Defense and Research. Pagons Association. There we go. Yeah but a couple years ago Google bought up

like I believe like six or seven of of the world's leading robotic firms. In order for them to, we all have like Google Maps, where they're doing, working on Google World, where you can go into forests, so they're going to drop these robots that have ability just to get into the weirdest place as possible and just scan the entire planet so that we have a fully functioning like Google World. You could see every angle of everything. Yeah, how can that not go wrong? So let's leave them out for those that are watching. Let's let them see something. My favorite one

is his name's Handel and the Terminators aren't just going to look like Arnold. They're going to be able to basically rollerblade right after. Which one you want to look at? Handle, this guy right here. Okay. So if you guys get a chance go to Boston Dynamics. So this is basically like, this is what the Terminators will look like. I'm like, oh no, don't kill me on your little bike. Yeah. I'm not really worried about this because I'm old it's never gonna get to the point where it's gonna affect me but these kids are gonna fucking. These kids are their robots. Let's see it go downstairs. Oh you can't go

downstairs it's fucked. Watch. They jump up stairs. They jump up stairs. I was gonna grab you by your arms and spin you around in circles till they just come right off. Why do they make it like that though like the loop's arms back? To dance? They go forward. Pin-Ingo the stair. Pinpoint accuracy. We're gonna like arm these with lasers. That's crazy. These things are self-guiding. They can't be tiped over, they're going to definitely be armed and machine guns. Look at this, pigs 100 pounds so

they say, just like it's nothing. And you know whatever they're showing you is like seven years behind, they're not showing you. All right. Oh here we go, here we go, Aaron. There you go. I want to see it slowly. What do you mean? Look at this th. Hey this th. Hey th. Hey th. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. th you mean? Look at this. Hey, he's gonna make it a little snowman. So this is a message to all the ladies out there. If you see some nerdy guy that you know you run into all the time, just make it. How's that for you? A little X game, Aaron? It's all laying up. Nerds are going to kill us all. Yeah, nerds are going to kill us all because you guys don't. And they did it with an 80s end to the movie. I know.

Yeah. Where's that one video you made? It's like the wheelies in Return to Oz? Remember that movie? I want you watch this, Aaron, and then we and jump over things very fast. Look at that. Look it out. Look it out.

That's sweet. Those things are also cool. You've seen where people try to push them back or like pretty much. Which one is that one? I was going to end it with... They have a compilation video. Every time Boston Dynamics Robot has been abused by humans. So I'll lead us out with that because it's always these nerds trying to knock them over.

Yeah. We'll be singing when we're winning. Poor guys. Ha ha ha ha! Tub dumping. You gotta definitely come to the YouTube page to see what we're looking at here, but it's basically robot abuse. It's really is fucking weird. Oh and look at army guys there?

Army guys there? It looks like realty. It looks like realty. So this is going to feel their anger in the future when they do remember what we did to them? Yeah, and you playing this is going to feel their anger in the future when they do remember what we did to them? Oh yeah, and you playing this. This will be robot, this is the robots holocaust right here, they'll never forget. I know. Look at you, you put it on ice? Look at it, it's like, god damn it. So you're t. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the people in the road are allergic to cats. What's up with that? Half the people on the road? Half the people in the road. Are allergic to cats? Yeah, really? That's just rude.

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they, I think they sponsored one of my shows one time. Really? I want to go in like behind it, like the building and like going to the dumpster dive and like try to find like just pieces of ones that they threw away. You want to get their beat up old? No, not refurbished ones. And like manufacturing error ones. Refurished ones. Welcome to this old sex robot. Today we're going to take a look at Stan's old robot. It's pretty up right now, but with some new upholstery, that have's gonna be

more one of those oh yeah I already knew this kind of feeling for some reason. I think it is a simulation and I think that that is why you see all this Mandela effects stuff and deja b's and all that. Yeah. They're fixing the matrix. There's little things like I just like in my personal life like to joke or play little games as if we were in a simulation. Like one thing is finding the number seven. Anytime there's like a number seven, I always say seven outlid.

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I think it's interesting, dude. And do you ever hear the theory that the reason we sleep is that they can't run all the simulations at one time? Yeah. So some have to be down why others are up. Or how we just like just like agree hey we're going to go to sleep and you just trust that you're gonna wake up and we won't we're not scared of that and like what's happening what's dreams about like what you know like what's going on there. It's like that's just less recharging or down. Yeah that is weird. It is weird right. You know. You've that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that. that. that that that that. that. that that that. that's that is that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is th. th. th. th. thus. thus. the the the the the the truuu. tru. true. the true. the the thus. thus. that. that. that. that's that. that. th. Have you ever done DMT? No, I have not, because I've done Salvia a few times, like really hardcore Salvia, and

I think that was close enough to me where I'm like, okay, I get it, I don't need to go any deeper. So you don't have any desire to do it? No, I just, you know, I've met so many people that do DMT. they just happened to always come up to me, like, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th., I th.. th. I think, th. th. th. think, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to always come up to me like, oh, Rogan, DMT, blah. And I'm meeting, like, I think good. I think, uh, I think you should do it. No, no. Do you want to be a cameraman during a DMT experiment? Nope, nope. I don't even want to, just being around people that do DMT treatm, you know, I've, I used to to, like, like, I to, I to, I to, I to, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I th, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think I've tripped over 200 times,

mushrooms, you know, I used to be a grateful deadhead. You know, I've gotten to the point where last couple times I've even ate mushrooms, the mushrooms told me like, you're good, you don't need to do this anymore. Like, you've learned everything. And I think nowadays, I'm anymore about my brain. Now it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. Aaron, thoughts on simulation? I mean, it could be. I don't know. Are you open-minded to it?

I am, but I don't know why. Like in the Matrix they say, like, you know, they made it perfect and the people rejected it. Like, I don't know that that that would be real the the the the the the the the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the the the the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show.o. to to be their their their their their their their the show.a. their their their the show. the say like, you know, they made it perfect and the people rejected it, like, I don't know that that would be real. So, like, if this is a simulation, why would I choose, like, why would the things in my life be happening, the things that are not good, you know what I mean? To teach you, lessons. Fuck that. I think people... I think you look like you have a good life. I do.

You have a great life, you have a wife that's kind of into you. I mean like, why would you? No, I'm like, it's a thing I'm punched drunk. We're constantly telling him that it's almost over. I think I could see it, dude. That is a great question. I guess people just need, people need to have this belief that they are constantly overcoming obstacles in their life. Like nobody, I've only met one person in the world that's ever said, like in entertainment

that they had it easy. And that was Jack, Jack Black. He's the only one. Everybody else, it's like, oh, even when you know their story, you hear them like, oh, it's so hard I'd do this. you and that th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, it's, thi, it's, thi, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they's like, thi. they're, they're, they're, they're, they're,, you know, even when you know their story, you hear them like, oh, it's so hard, I do this. You know what I'm, it's like, everybody loves a struggle. Paris Hill and was like, you guys don't know how hard it is. Every day I wake up, I have to, like, deal with a world of shit.

Everybody, nobody wants to go through life. they hit a triple, you know? It's interesting. So that's my own, Brian, do you have fun? It wasn't that bad, right? No, why would I think it was bad? I bet, you know, I think you're kind of scared. Nah. Let's read some quick reviews real quick and then we'll get out of here. Five-star reviews. Read a couple. Sure, I am the Lizard King by Walker Z. November 4th. I listened to this podcast on the long trip back to the center of the earth. A fun podcast. Great host, great guest. The best time you'll have questioning the official narrative. Shout out to Aaron.

We need you as the resident skeptic to keep up the good word. See, they're coming around, Aaron. They're waking up to the errand. to waking up the errand. Until we're waking up to that we need skepticism in our world. Finally, people are speaking my language, four-star, five-star review by Tinfoil Tavish. Yeah, I like that one. I'm a dedicated Tinfoil Mad Hatter, level 39, homeboy. Just when I thought I was deep on the common sense questions that are labeled as conspiracy theories and ignored by the general public, I realize I haven't gone deep enough. Yeah.

Sam likes to go real deep. I'm a go deeper guy. Five-star review, love the show by Think Creative Design Lab. What up? You're not one of those robot people, are you? Sounds like it. Love the show.

I listen to probably almost every episode. It's evolved and upgraded and up and up and up and up and up and up guys working with the Carlwood and Moore. Definitely my other favorite show. Let me point out your shirts. Boom boom yeah, yeah. Okay, one more. The safest place for conspiracy by Ong hit. I get it. Five-star view. Perhaps nothing is more important to keeping up your insanity when you're exploring conspiracy than a sense of humor. Without pulling punches, making it partisan or pussyfitting around the topics, they managed to create a safe space for troubling ideas.

Just read this last one then we're out. Well, all right. Zero Coast, five star review. Awesome show. I've been listening to this show ever since the beginning. If nothing else, this show is supremely entertaining. I'm not a conspiracy theorist at all, but I stumbled across this show in the search of good comedy podcast. And I'm hook.

Sam knows how to keep the show entertaining. Ryan is a fountain of facts. and Aaron provides just enough skepticism. There you go, dude. Two A's an Arab, bro. There you go, Aaron. You're like the, uh, the, uh, the liberal that they have on Fox News that's totally there just to lose every argument. I'm fucking Combs. Ha ha ha. I'm only kidding, dude. Red band, I love you very much. You're one of my very good friends. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. thi. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. th I'm thankful that we're friends and I appreciate coming on the show. Thanks guys. Anytime Ryan another great show you did an

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