Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Tin Foil Hat #56: Joey Diaz and The Death Of Bruce Lee

Episode Date: December 19, 2017

Welcome to another insane episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode, Sam and Ryan welcome comedy juggernaut Joey Diaz to the show. Joey and the boys talk about....... 1)The Church of What's Happening Now and Lee Syatt 2) Magical Mushrooms 3)James Brown 4) Saint Lazarus 5) Karate in the 70's 6) The Chinese Connection 7) The Death of Bruce Lee 8) Santeria

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at Gmail.com. Oh shit. Fuck conspiracies. I don't give a fuck who killed Kennedy. I don't give a fuck about Martians. I don't give a fuck about the moon. Star Trek can suck my dick and so can Star Wars. I got the weed that killed fucking the chick from Star Wars and her mother. It ain't happening today. It's Joey Diaz on the Tinfoil Hat podcast. Ripping it up, motherfuckers. Grab your cock, we're going deep with who killed Bruce Lee.

Yeah! Mother fucking Joey Diaz live! I'm Tim Fall Hat. We are deep in the bunker. We are here on a very special show. I am super excited to have you on. Me too. You've been my home boy for 17 years. You know, we just had some good talks right now about all of our crazy friends and we're happy to have you on here man. You were like is this a conspiracy podcast? It is a spiritual skepticism

podcast that we like to talk about all the crazy stuff that's going on man. And I love you very much. I've watched you go from this fucking crazy ass dude at comedy store doing blow at Dublin's Stealing Chicks Blow eating her butt and taking off and being banned for life and just this guy that's fucking got one of the best podcasts out there dude we all love the church of what happened and now we love you we we we we we we actually have some guys here Juan de Nero it's got a little bit of a gift for the homeboy. Got a gift for you.

Gotta do it right, Uncle Joey. For those listening, let them know what you're seeing inside that box. Right now, it's just a fucking string. Yeah. All right, he bolted it. Oh shit. Oh shit. We're going deep here.

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And this will be perfect now that they're cutting the percentages down January 1st. Oh shit, look at this fire. So much dude. That's some award-winning cannabis cup right there too. Oh shit and what the fuck are these goodies. Those things are called penis envy mushrooms. Oh my god. Not your normal golden caps. Poor fucking Lee. Oh my god. We love you jelly. Thank you brother. Thank you brother. We're so honored to have you here in the bunker. Oh, you know Joey tomorrow thank you brother. Merry Christmas. We're so honored to have you here in the bunker homeowner. You know, I'm fucking happy to be here, so you know.

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But if Uncle Joey told me to, I would stab you in the neck, I would kick Aaron in the chest and I would burn this whole fucking, you're a... get it, I'll choke you the fuck out. He tried to stab me. This is a savage here. Yeah, one of the funniest things I've ever heard was this inter- if you don't know the church of what happens now, you have to hear this thing. But this quick interaction. Episode 531 with Wheeler Walker Jr.? This is the funniest thing. If you guys want to try getting those microphones listen back on my door telling me of the IRS I home geodes. I'm too old to do federal time right now. I got that type of fucking cash to have where you're going up there dropping off envelopes and playing checkers with me. Things get bad. I got a pimpley in there. B. I'm their their their. B. B. B. B. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm the their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm too. I. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm to tell them all with you the stories. Why am I in there now? You pick a bullet for your Uncle Joey, you know that. I'm not going in prison.

He's going in and you're going in with him. You're not taking in there, but you're coming once a week. I have a guy you you, I get 500, promising me asshole then we're at a moment they had with a stick. Three hundred's, he's not in mouth. What, the feel his balls? Yeah, especially not for like a hand-jury.

It's not a hand job. You're gonna sit on the man's lap. I'll just chiggle his balls to his jeans. That's so weird. Why is it weird? I don't even know how you do that physically. Is he like fully undressed and he like he's Santa? You'll tell you how cute you on the rub your head. He'll probably kiss you on the lips once or twice. Oh, you sound like, this actually sounds like fun, man. I know how you're gonna get a mixed with his jeans until you can't he he he he then you'll stick his hand down his pants and there'll be like $400 bills you pull it out. You kiss him on the cheek, you tell me you love him and let him rub your head. He'll try to tou touk your dick, you hit his hand,

you tell him that needs more money and that to call you if he with a small 750 you know what I'm saying like we'll work and we'll keep my welcome I get three little fucking pedophiles will love to play with you talk about podcasting and yeah it's talking about yelp with them and shit the importance of yelp when they got in a prison to choose a good restaurant you know I'm I mean I never been a good not to do sex acts but to touch an old man's balls. What's the difference? What are you talking about? Just a si' guy's lap and touches balls? You sound like you have any experience doing this. No, I'll pimp anybody out. You know me. Listen, I'll call charging $3.50, you get $2.

And an inmate comes up to me and says, Joey, how much of a cute little Jew? I'll ask him, what do you want to do? I want everything around the world. I don't listen, my Jew that would be a good guy. What I'll let you do is, I'll have a things passed out and you can't jerk off on his butt cheek. He's a guru on his butt sack. That's as far as he goes. He goes really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really. He would would would would would would would he. He would would would he the the the to the the to the to to the to to to to to to thoom. He goes. He's to to to to to to to to to thoomomom. He goes to yoga three times a day. He's a guru, you can't tell by looking at his body.

I could buy a car when he was a kid. I would get three buoys, he's a doggy, but he's all right. I would get three bills. I would get seven fifty feet of a bend over, hold your ankles. And from three feet away from the towow his hands, just throw the come at your ass. That's it. I'm up to it when your ass is white, you can hug him and tell you to love it and that's it.

That's terrible. Seven 50, two of those a day, that's 1,500. Five days a week. That's a lot of fucking. 15,000 every two weeks that's 30,000 a month. No sex. Brendan over and guys. What do we call it? What's the website? I love you to turn it. No website. How do we market it? This is an imaginary character in case I ever went to prison and things got bad. We have to do things. But if an old Jew inmate comes up to me and says listen your friend he's kind of cute. Can we work some out and make him shave him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him their him th him th him th him. He, he's kind of cute. Can we work so much? You make him shave his beard and wear a militant suit. Listen for the small 350, I found it a little fucking new,

but you can't go sex. Because, listen, listen, I'm not enough to do what you're talking. No, no, no, 350 to bend over. And have a guy do that is disgust. No, no, no, no, the other one, the other one, the other one, the other one, the other. The other. the other. the other. the the the the the the the the the th. the th. thi. thi. I's. I's. I's. th. I's. th. th. th. thi. I's. I's. I'm th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th watch TV for a half hour. I'm not touching his balls. Listen, you're not touching his balls. You're looking the other way, your balance is going to go. You're just going to grab his balls by mistake to pull you back up. And if it was giving a smile and they believe you watch the baseball game.

Everybody loves baseball. Is the awards for segment of the year? That would fucking win it. That would most definitely. You tormently, I fucking love it. I like that you turned him halfway through. He's like, what are we going to call it? Like, he's on board. He's on board. He's always on board. He's always on board. Oh, damn. Oh, man. Last night told me how to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go. to go. to to to how to go to Japan because we were going to run a black market operation. So I wait through he gets high and then I start tormenting him little by little. So I told him tomorrow at 4 o'clock he's got to meet the Colombian at 430 to pick up some Coke and he kept up

some Coke and he kept saying I can't pick up the off. So then I went on with the fucking Japanese people that were starting to black market reef and we're taking 5,000 stars to Japan. And he's got to pick up the money there. He's got to go to Israel and pick up the money there's gonna be a wire transit from the Japs. They're gonna send it renewed this week. How do you know when he's at the right moment? How do you know he's there?

I throw some, I'm an only child. So I can have a good time by myself. I know how to have a parade in my head by myself. So I just throw something out there and wait for him to catch it. And then I go attack it. When Eddie asked what was wrong with Joe Rogan, I told Eddie that Joe got accosted by the CIA. And he's like, what are you talking about? I'm like, whenever you talk to John the phone, don't you hear the phone click?

Right there, that was a crucial moment in the conversation. Because if he says no, I don't have him, but if it said yes, I knew I had him. So I just kept pounding him with Joe Rogan and the CIA. He's getting followed. When you go do the podcast, look at the pole, there's a camera up there. You know, then I got the guy from my block with the cop car to come to the store, I gave him a yardstick. I told him the corner, there's a cop car. Shut up! Yes I did, and I go, I listened to all your conversations. This went on for like a year.

I kept toying with him. And then finally, after a year I got on the plane with Joe, and Joe, you know, comes on with his bag of vitamins. You know, he lands on the CIA and I'm fucking howling because it was me who put in his head for a year. Johnny Appleseed. Oh, I just just kept, you just keep every once in a while I just throw it in there and let them fucking, just plant the seed and let it just go in their head and it's all over. So fun, you and I have, you know, it's so funny, we both used to do coke at the comedy store but we did at different times. I feel like I did it maybe after you or you did it or I think a lot of my coke time was

when you decided to take a little break from the store. When I left something for you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I get the early, you gotta get the coke, you gotta get the quarter of eight, they. No, I used to go to El Compodion, I used to have to beat out Lindsay Lowhand. Because Lindsay started going at like 8.15 and she would clean fucking Nacho out. She would clean them out. I'd get that 9 o'clock notch, where's my package? And he'd go, Lindsay, I don't know.

I don't know, I don't know what I'd to snort. to about 9. So I had to start to start to start to start to start to start to start their to start their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, th 715 to get my package. I don't know what I want to snort till about 9. Yeah right. About 9 I'm maybe an 8 ball tonight you don't know so I have to go to him get like a light gram just to see what the fuck was going on and I had another it was crazy I had a bunch of competitors then somebody found out I wait for Nacho in one of his little cartel people to come up from Whittier and bring another package. I was never going to do the package. I was never bought. I never bought. Never bought from Nacho. There were guys who are hanging out the store. I don't see coke there. I don't see coke there. I don't they don't show me where the coke is I just don't see it I think these chicks are all business chicks now I don't see the

crazy girls I can't you know the running around doing the blow getting fucking weird with everybody anymore those days are done I every no they're around we're just aged out ever since narcos came back cocaine's not gonna come back good for so you just celebrated a big 10-year anniversary. Ten-year anniversary. From doing Coke. Yeah. Yeah.

That's awesome. That's crazy. What was it? What made you stop? Fucking jolts in my spine. I was getting jolts at like fucking four in the morning at the end of the coke. Just a lot of things. It was just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just a the the the the the the the the the Coke, just a lot of things. It just wasn't the jolt. It was just time to quit. It was just time to quit. But like every other addict, you can't see yourself over

that fence. You like, I can't imagine a day. Because if I didn't have it by 8 o'clock at night, my bones would start hurting. You are every day. Five days a week pretty much and I couldn't wait to go on the fucking road because see at home you gotta be cool. You gotta be business. Yeah you gotta be business. Once you got the call for the road that was it and I'd alert the media let them know I was coming I had my own little Colombian show up Thursday night I had my towns where you already knew people all you had to do was tell them be there and they were there so going the the the the the the their their their to to to to to to to to to they to to to they to to they to their to their to to to to to do to do to do their to do to do their to their to their to to to to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tooe. their their their their their to do was tell them, be there at 8 and they were there. So going on the road was my big fiend because nobody was around. What was the best Coke town in the US? Houston, Texas. Dude, I was just in Houston.

Goddam. the best, but I love black strippers, too. El Paso was the place that I'd lose my fucking mind. Right over the border people people people there's no scales you buy a gram of coke it's done by eye you know and they give you like a pound that looks good enough okay yeah sixty dollars okay and meanwhile you're in a room for three fucking days three days watching porn making bad decisions well we wanted to show you this I don't know if you've seen this interview

this is from 1988 it's a CNN interview with the one and only, the godfather of soul, James Brown. Oh, I saw this one. Yeah, yeah, this is crazy. So if those who haven't, here you go, man. And it's gold. Oh, turn up that. Oh, it's the sound. Assaulting his wife with a lead pipe and firing a gun. These are charges that Brown denies. He was released yesterday on $15,000 bond. He joins us from Atlanta to discuss the charges.

And we welcome you, James Brown. How did all of this trouble begin? Living in America. There's nothing wrong at all. Nothing wrong at all. You're not in any difficulty, but you're out on bond. No, I'm not. Have all the charges been dropped?

Yeah I'm out of love. Are you out on love or out of love? Out on love. Out of love. I long from night to night you find me? Now James this isn't the first time you and your wife have had a problem. All the two of you are going to be able to work this out? Let's talk about some music. You want to talk about music and you the the to talk to talk to talk the to talk to talk to to their their to their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their too their their their to to to to too too too too too too to be to be to be to be. their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. their. their. their. their. their. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t you going to be able to work this out? Let's talk about some music. You want to talk about music and you don't want to talk about what happened? No, that's all over. Well, let's talk about your tour. When are you leaving? We're leaving tomorrow. And where are you going to be going to be that's James. Aren't you concerned about that? I know what you're asking you, you know, the Kenamucci. No. I'm, I'm concerned because there's nothing wrong.

And what do you just say your fans when they ask you some questions about it? I'm gonna say, I feel good. I was gonna leave it a brand new bag. It's a man's world. Well, that's the second time we've heard that in two days. That's very easy. Now don't leave us, James. You stay right there. We have to talk about. Well, tell us a little bit about what you're going to be doing on this tour. What are you going to be doing on this tour? I'm going to be doing. their poppies got a brand new bag and living in America. Sex machine, get up good. Jam! James I have to ask you one serious question here I've understand you already have started divorce proceedings does that mean that you're now eligible? I'm not yes I'm singing I want a mingle. You want a

mingle. Yeah now the women love you when you get out there why do you think that is what did you say the women love you when you get out there why is that ladies? Well I'm asking you. Huh? Because I look good. You look good. I feel good. And you sing good. And make love good. Oh. Well, there we are. We don't have to ask anybody else. We got that from the source. Ah! Now you're involved in publishing a gospel magazine. Tell us a little bit about that. The second coming. It's, uh, it's out of August of Georgia's ankle.

Joseph P. Young is the editor and James Viner one of the advisors. And we're doing a fantastic job. The second coming. It features on this week, I think we have the pull welling glasses out I believe though the William the Williams brothers and last and next we will have Reverend out of shopping I think on the cover for sure and we'll be doing a lot a lot of good things and hopefully we'll get brother Ted Tano on the cover Ted what you at James we want to thank you for having, for being with

us today. Wait a minute, I forgot you. Oh, is there something where you want to say that we haven't covered? Yeah, I want to say not a thing. Okay, go ahead. I love you. I love everybody. I feel good. It sounds to me as though you're not troubled by any of this at all. This is a man's world! Thanks for reminding us of that. Every once in a while we forget. Oh, we remember it again. James, good luck on your tour. Thanks for being with us. I guess we're going to hear lots more. Afloo-Wego.

Do you think he was blown out or what? Do you think that was Coke, PC? What? That's a fucking long night out. Or got up early into the nabbal Yeah, oh he just got up like a five you ever get up at five you can't sleep You're like fuck I still got that eight ball in the freezer Fuck it fuck it I ain't got nothing on the books anyway. Yeah, I'm about to go to the fucking real why not get That is crazy with this little OJ gloves on wiping shit. Can you imagine like th? th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu thu thu thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thi that that's that's that's tho tho tho tho tho- tho- tho- thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi that's that's that's that's that that that that the the the the the the thea'' theea' thea' thea' thea' thea' imagine, like, that was a good idea to do that interview,

gacked out of your skull? So the first thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take a picture of those mushrooms and put it on Twitter and put, Lee is dead. And let him see this at six o'clock tonight. This is for Lee for tomorrow night. He won't sleep today. th understand me? But those mushrooms, they look dirty. They got cow shit on them. They can't taste good. So I had to wait for them to dry, grind them down and put in his bung and I made him smoke him. And I told him after the fact, I go, you know, those are mushrooms. Oh my god. And the one that was hearing things. Those are penis envies. Those are supposed to be three times more powerful than normal mushrooms.

Oh yeah, he's dead. Let's take a picture of those. Why you take a picture of, let's get a little girl about Joey Diaz in case they didn't know, his background. You wouldn't know by looking at me Joey, but I was raised, I got a real family that's white, but I was raised by half Mexican and half Cuban. So my brother another mother he's Cuban and his dad is Manny Padilla and he straight of escaped Cuba back in the late 60s. Here? Here? Yeah. So I grew up here. I grew up here and my basically I was adopted by this half Cuban half Mexican family.

So Manny Padilla came to America, didn't know English, and he learned it all from listening to soul music, and the only people that would be his friends were like the blacks in Colorado. And sure enough, this man has taught me more about life, but I would always ask him like, why do you when the party starts going, he starts dancing with a white handkerchief? And they're like, oh, that's the Cuban name is coming out. And today's the th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, oh, th, oh, oh, th, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's the Cuban in him is coming out. And today's the December 18th. Yesterday was December 17th which is St. Lazarus, Big Day. Yeah, so I almost told trip because of the dog. Big day. So for those that don't know about it, because it's a comes from Santeria of tradition, right? Yeah, but that's from like a St. Lazzaro is fucking huge in Cuba. Like huge like that's why when michael vick

got sentenced there's a lot of jails you could put them in because those cubans those old school cubans are in those high level federal jails and they don't play that shit we're hitting dogs or oh they love dogs they love dogs because st lazar that's how they make that promises. When you're Cuban and your hips hurt or you have arthritis, you dress in purple for a year and you make a promise to San Lazaro. Then the pain goes away, but don't break my concentration. Get ready for death, the church tomorrow night.

That's how it starts, guys. Now we let the weed grow in his brain. Those, don't look healthy. They got shit on them, I'm telling you right now. Tell them that some tinfoil hat. This is how it starts. This tweet will destroy him. Let's see what some of these look like real quick. They're fucking beautiful. They're beautiful. They're beautiful. Look at that. That's nice, dude. That's a grown-ass man, shroom right there. The word about those is that it's from up north and it's one of the last like mushroom growers

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Where was your introduction into it? I got hit in the head with a lunchbox, I played hook-and I got hit in the towar with the the the the the the the th the head with a lunchbox in New York City. I played hooky and I got hit in the head with a lunchbox and the thermos broke. They took the, when they hit me in the head with the lunchbox, the lunchbox opened and the thermist broke and they took the thermist and hit me in the head with that's his name, his father was my teacher. Laranjo, Narada, Eddie Bravo's black belt. Oh really? His father was my first karate teacher on 90th and West End when we first came from Cuba. Really?

Really? That's how I got into it. Small world. But before, then Bruce Lee came on the Green Hornet, and that blew my mind, then the green hornet disappeared thauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauau... Small world. But before, then Bruce Lee came on the Green Hornet and that blew my mind, then the Green Hornet disappeared. And nobody knew Dick about Bruce Lee what was going on. I didn't know Dick. I just knew on Sunday nights I would watch the Green Hornet. And then it disappeared. And then he fucking, I never saw the first one, my fist of fury in the movie theater. But in the fourth grade I was going to sacred, I to school, I to school, I to school, I to the school, I to to to to to to the school, to to the school, to the school, to the school, the school, the school, the school, the school, their, th. And, I was going, I was going, I was going, th. And, th. And, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was their, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was th. And, I was th. And, I'm, th. And, the the the the thi. And, the the the the the the the the th. And, the the the the the the the the the th. thi. the thi. thi. thi, Bruce, Bruce, I was theater. But in the fourth grade I was going to Sacred Heart School for boys and you took a shower and then you watch TV for like two hours. At school? At school? At school because you slept there it was a boarding school. Oh at four? At eight in the fourth grade. Oh man. And we were watching Happy.

And the commercial, do you have internet service for this? Yeah? Put trailer for the Chinese connection. Okay. I'll the 70. You. T there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was their. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You have their. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. That. It was. That. It. It. That. That. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. the. Yeah. Put trailer for the Chinese Connection. Okay, I'll find. 1970, fucking 1 or 70. And there was, you know, 16 kids in the room. 16 boys, eight years old. Think of what that room sounds like. People yelling, you know, put it back on. I mean, there were kids there from the Bronx. It was a high-level school. It was expensive. So the kids that went there were classy kids. You want which one? The first one up on top. Yeah. You have to show it?

We can watch it because on YouTube they can flag it, but I want to hear it. But watch the video. When you're four eight and you're watching Happy Days and this comes on. This came on and the room froze guys. You can hear a pin drop. The master of karate, Kung Fu, fucking everyone. It fucked everybody up.

All these scenes, all this shit, destroyed the room. Destroyed the room. This was mafia kids. This was Pauthrikeen, this was fucking kids who were spoiled, they were yelling and screaming, this came on, the fucking room froze. And when the commercial ended, everybody goes, we're going to see that Friday. Like that was it, we're going to see that Friday. I saw this at a fucking driving movie theater in Clifton, New Jersey on

Route 3 that Friday with my stepfather. I begged him. Look at his shit. You're watching Happy Days and all of a sudden a Chinese guy beats the fuck out of 20 people. How are you going to feel? You could even concentrate the next day. We could even concentrate the next day. This is all you talked about. Who was Bruce Lee? Who who the fuck is this guy guy th f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. day. We could even concentrate the next day. This is all you talked about. Who was Bruce Lee? Who the fuck is this guy? And we figured out it was Cato, and that was it. Listen, man, I loved when Spike does these Bruce Lee shows, and they asked these people

about Bruce Lee, and they read a couple of interviews. I lived it. I saw what it did to America. First of all, Chinese people kind of shot. They were all walking around like Rocky's wife, until fucking Bruce Lee came out. Then now they had a little pimp to him and shit. They had a little bounc to them and shit. They had a little bouncing their step and shit. They started getting attitude.

But until Bruce Lee came out, Chinese people got a whole different fucking attitude. Listen, I remember going to Harlem and seeing black people dressed like this. In fact, I was raised Catholic and fucking, I was very much a Santaria guy. And I still remember that when my mother walked in the room and smelled the incense burning, she lost a fucking mind. I had like a little shrine, like I had a couple smelled the incense burning. She lost her fucking mind. I had like a little shrine, like I had a couple karate trophies. Yeah. And I had like a bowl of rice with like two guys. Gushin Roo karate with the black fist.

I respect that shit. And then. Jekundu right here. All that shit, like, but. Oh yeah. There was just karate. Yeah. That's it guys. There was black people teaching karate in Harlem. A couple Chinese people taught karate down in Chinatown. And there was maybe one Kung Fu school and an Iquito school on Burgolain Avenue was run by Richard Bo.

And there was these Cubans that had a Judo school, like mixed Russian,. They were like, they would speak with a Russian accent. There were Cubans that they sent over to Russia in the 60s to train for the Olympics and they got out of Cuba and they were teaching, that's it. There was no Taekwondo, there was no Savat. When Matt Sarah, what's Matt Sarah? When Matt Sarah, he was only on Sundays. It was only on Sundays. So he would have to go from Long Island to Sarahville, New Jersey. Four hours to learn one hour. That's dedication. That's that's that's how far like it was karate overrun. Yeah. After Bruce Lee showed up,

then it was Kung Fu overrun. Kung Fu every everybody. I started dressing with I would go to I would go to to Chinatown on Saturdays and get the fucking the thing to put on your their their their their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their th. th. th. th. their their th. their their their their to to to to to to to to to their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. their the. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th Kung Fu everywhere. Everybody. I started dressing with, I would go to, I would go to Chinatown on Saturdays and get the fucking, the thing to put on your hands. And me and my little retarded friends go do the iron palm technique. We get barrels of sand and shit and do the iron palm technique. Because that was the first, the first real martial art movies five fingers of debt where the guy's palm would turn red and that was from the iron palm technique so that was already that was like an Eddie Bravo seed yeah we all wanted the iron palms we were we were in search of the Chinese guy that was gonna show us the iron palm we were gonna go to Chinese restaurant come in why don't we learn the iron

technique and the guy with the way like, are you fucking idiots? What's wrong with you fucking morons? We're from China. We don't know the iron palm, but you're knocking off. And we'd be like, come on, show us the iron palm technique. So this went on. He, he, he, he took over America. When, when enter the dragon was about, remember that, you guys are too young. In 85 85 85 85 85, 85, 85, 85, 85, the country, the country, the country, the the thua, thua, thuu. th. thu. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, th. tho, tho, the. thea. th. th. the to. too, too, too, too, too, too, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. toean. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. too. toea. toea. toin. When I left New York City in 85, every three out of fucking 10 girls dressed like Madonna. Yep.

That's what New York City was like. Everybody dressed like Bruce Lee. Cuban, theycee. Cuban was like, Cuban, Chih-Saheat. Cuyah, they're gonna shoot this big Cuban movie next year. And I told the guy I go, those Cubans, thua thua thua thua they's thuas, thua, I'n, I'n, I'n, I'n going to shoot this big Cuban movie next year. And I told the guy, I go, those Cubans will walk on me. He said, that China, he's like, what are those?

I go, they're Cuban t-shirts, and they got three buttons. You don't even see them no more. You got to go online. They made a silk. They're like, their, their, their, their, their, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, their, and, their, and, their, their, and, and, and, their, and, and, and, and, their, and, and, and, and, their, their, I'm saying? When you're a real fucking spick, you cut the buttons off and you get your initials and put diamonds in them and fill them up. So if you're Sam, fucking Morris Triply, you know, SMM, you know, SMT. Yeah, I'll think you're fucking spiky. You have to be with diamonds, big fucking diamonds in your thing. So that was the look, that was the look everybody fucking that. So from 70. like fucking 73, Bruce Lee was running shit.

Every weekend you go to Chinatown on Saturdays and it was packed with white kids buying posters. There was this envelope that you bought that had five pictures in it and you didn't know what five pictures you were going to get. And they're all of Bruce Lee? All of Bruceley? Like every store got into Bruceley Mania. If you went into a restaurant, they sold Bruce Lee's t-shirts because they know they would sell them. It was fucking overwhelming. People don't realize how, like, yeah, you're totally right. It was everywhere. And the movies hold up.

That's the thing about, like, sometimes when you go watch Star Wars, I love Star Wars, you look at the graphics now, I wonder if young kids will be into the old Star Wars. But man, you do, you show Enter the Dragon versus the born identity or whatever that is. Dude, it's not even close. This movies, these movies still hold up. Now this, that one there is my all-time favorite because while he was shooting that he had his best friend on the phone. He had Steve McQueen on the phone. And if you watch the Chinese connection,

he does some crazy shitty hangs people in the Chinese connection. He fucking, he's a lizard. He fucking fucks up that school. He makes the Japanese people, he'd glass. He was on the phone with Steve McQueen the whole time. They're like, hang a motherfucker. He's like, all right. Because that, like the spaghetti westerns hang him on. Yeah, yeah. They're like, start hanging motherfuckers. Oh, man.

I didn't even think about that. In Chinese connection, he started hanging motherfuckers. That's how evil. A Chinese connection. I love it. Return of the Dragon I love, but nothing makes my dick. I'm sorry, harder. Fuck porn. When I'm having a fucking retard day, like I don't know, I go in my living room and I put that scene on. Or I put the scene on when he fights the Russian and then he goes in and beats up the Yakuza at the end the Japanese guy. After the guy when he fucking throws his things down, he's brilliant. And Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce the Chinese the Chinese the Chinese the Chinese the Chinese the Chinese the Chinese the Chinese the Chinese the Chinese. He the Chinese. He the Chinese. He the Chinese. He's a the Chinese. When the Chinese. When the Chinese. When the Chinese. When when the Chinese. When the Chinese. When the Chinese. When the Chinese. When the Chinese. When the Chinese. When the Chinese. When the Chinese. He? he? he's the Chinese. He's the Chinese. He's the Chinese. He's the Chinese. He's a the Chinese. He's a the Chinese. He's a the Chinese. He's a the Chinese. He's a the Chinese. He's a the Chinese. He's a the Chinese. He's a the Chinese. He's a the Chinese. I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the Chinese. When I I the when he fucking throws his things down. He's brilliant in that. And Bruce Lee is brilliant in the Chinese connection from A to Z. A to Z, he's brilliant. He doesn't move, he says something in that movie

that nobody's said since the Bronx Tale. And that was 20 years before, he goes, he walks into Karajan school, he goes, this does not concern you. I'm allowing you to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave does not concern you. I'm allowing you to leave. Nobody has ever said that. That's thug. Like, I'm allowing you to leave. This does not concern you.

I'm allowing you to leave. And they don't leave and watch what he does. There's a table in the middle of the fucking thing. He jumps with a flying side kick over the table. Try doing that in your living room. Yeah, I daily try doing that in your living room. He jumps over the table. That's the scene where the fat jap comes out and he beats him up and he knocks the sword out of his hand and then he brings him down into a clinch. And the sword goes through his back. Then he throws him aside and there's a move he does. He does a spinning elbow with a kick. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he does, he does, he does, he does, he does, and he does, and he does, and he does, and he does, and he does, and he does, and he does a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the, the, the, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, the, the, the, the, the, the, that you look at you go, what the fuck is this? Who invented this? He was that much ahead of the fucking curve.

By far. And then the Chinese connection, then the end of the dragon came out, it was already on HBO. I watched it on HBO. Then the Chinese connection, then the End of the Dragon was coming out and we were fucking excited. We would go to those Bruce Lee movies. And we would walk out of Union City Cinema on 48th Street. And on 40th Street was Ponte Corvill Deli. Huge fruit plays. And they would have 50 yards of fruit boxes.

And we would come out of that movie theater. And our goal was to beat the fuck out of those boxes. We would beat the fuck out. We would beat, kick those boxes over into the street and then run to my mother's bar. That's what we'd fucking do. I mean, besides being a physical specimen and doing what no one could do, he had a philosophy and a mentality and I found this old interview. It's a short little clip. I just want to say before you run this thing is he was the original mixed martial arts. I've got one for that too. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. th. the. th. the. the. th. the. the, th. I. the, th. I. the, the, the, the, th. I, th. I, the, th. I, the, the, th. I, thi. I'. I'. I'. I'. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I, th. I. I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I mixed martial arts. I've got one for that too. Okay so here's an audio clip just I mean just listen to how he's from China and this is back in the day. This is just audio. You think of yourself Chinese or do you ever think of yourself as North

American? You know what I want to think of myself as a human being? Because I mean I don't want it sounds like you know as Confucius say to to to to to to say to to to to to to to to the to to to the to to the to to to the to the to the the the to the the the the the to the to to to to the toeususususus. the the their their their their their their their their their just listen just listen. I their just listen just listen. I'm just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I I mean I don't want it sounds like you know ask Confucius say but under the sky under the heaven man there is but one family it just so happened man that people are different. Is that awesome? Man that's just smoking reef early on he was eating hash to control or... His information. You'd be hash, it's a different world, like real hash. There was a guy in Hollywood, he used to have hash cookies. And whenever you ate them, you knew it. Like the next day, you could fucking carry a bull all day.

And you weighed a hash cookie. Like I was, I was when I was on the weight loss, and I would go to the YMCA and do all that crazy shit. I wouldn't be able to walk. I was 400 pounds. I would eat a fucking hash cookie. Good to go. I was doing jumping Jackson next day. He was he was eating hash in the fucking 60s with Karim Abdujaban those guys. He was already doing all those little things. Really in head of his time. You know these videos. But what he did he just gave the little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little he did, he just gave the little guy belief. He was the first person who came along that gave the little guy belief that you didn't have to be, like that's why I don't understand the whole bully concept. You take your kid home and you show, I showed my daughter Bruce Lee. I may, I had to did the periscope. A couple weeks. I watched her

I watch it, she watch, she don't know what the fuck's going on. I don't need it to. I just needed to see him throw kicks and people flying through the room. Would you get her into Jiu-Jitu martial arts? Listen, I'm going to be 55 in February. I'm not going to be around for a long time. And she's got to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go go to go to go go to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I. I the the the the the the the throw the the throw the herself and how to stick up for yourself and if somebody touches, I mean, I got, my mom had hand signals at the park. We came from Cuba, my mom had hand signals at the park. This is like a heavy punch, punch him in the stomach. My mom was one of those. Punch him in the face. Oh, yeah, I had a corner man at the park. My mom did not tolerate none of that shit. She was anti like what's going

on now in this country, she was anti all that. You gotta learn to protect yourself. Don't come to my house. Don't come to my house. Yeah, that is a big problem. I think, like, I think, you know, I mean for me personally, like bullying, and I breaks my heart when I see kids crying a lot. I cried a lot. I cried to, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm to thired, I'm, I'm thired, I'm, I'm thired, I'm, I'm thired, I'm thired, I'm thired, I'm, I'm thr, I'm not, I'm thired, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I protect, I protect, I protect, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I protect, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm to protect, I'm to protect, I'm to protect, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'mtoo. I'm Spanish. I was allergic to maple syrup. The kids thought I was a Fed. You know, I couldn't speak English. They're like, this kid's a fucking Fed. You know? This kid's a Fed.

What grade do they think you were a Fed? In the first grade? You know, in New York, everybody's a Fed. First grade wearing a fucking wire to school. Yeah, like you're an art. Like you can't speak English that don't trust you. But I will tell you this. And again, I'm not saying bullying school. I'm not at all. But I can't, the guy I am on stage right now, that dude who, if you want to heckle me,

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So I'm like, okay, I'm a little fast at this. Fast forward to me doing stand up, the to to to to to to times, times, to times, times Charlie in Las Vegas on Maryland Parkway. I just bombed at U&LV the day earlier. First time in my life I'd ever done two spots in one night. Two spots. I bomb earlier. I'm like, my friends like you should go up again. I'm like, can you do that? You can go twice in one day? Like, yeah, there's an open micro-in' the good time's Charlie. I'm like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I've like, I've like, I've like, I've like, I've like, I've like, I've like, I've like, I the first, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I've the the the the th. th. the th. th. the first, I've the first, I've the first. the first, I've the first, I've the first, I've the first. the. the. the. th. two and I got fucking Armenian rage rolling, right? So I get up on stage and this fucking mechanic, shitface, bad teeth comes up to me dude. And he starts heckling me and it's the first time of my life I got heckled and I said, not today, you know, and I fucking lit this mother fucker up and I just want

oh, you know that moment where like Neo realizes he's the one I literally go oh my god I'm good at that dude and from there on I just became the guy who would go into bad gigs first for my friends like we do bar gigs Right where you just it's chaos dude and I'd have to go Patrick Swayze in these motherfuckers where I go in and I'd have to light these dudes up to get them listen So I go first and I just start doing staff and heckles would come and I'd be like boom boom boom boom boom bo everybody quiet bring on the rest of the guys do comedy So like so the point is that like the bullying that I got early Help me become the guy I am now so I don't want to see children crying, but you know you like man you go to the real world? There's nobody there to fucking clean it up you got a deal with that shit you to the the to the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they I the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm I's. I's. I's. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I'm. I'm the the the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm toy. I'm try. I'm toy. I'm try. try. toy. try. try. try. try. th. the the the the the the the the You got to deal with that shit, you know? Do you still get heckled? Because I know, you come on stage and everyone just gets all, ooh, it's Joey and like nothing but love, at least I've seen in the paper. No, I get heckled. I don't address it no more because if I address it how I want to, I'm going to turn the audience on me. And I'm going to dig myself into a deeper hole unless he says something you know people get drunk man oh yeah and if you make him a part of

the show now you got a fucking problem so you don't go hootsman on him not really burn the whole room down holds him it's his own thing I think people need every once in a while when it's just dumb when it's just like where's Lee and we're into 28 minutes of the show and every 30 seconds you think it's cute to impress your friends So you're gonna keep saying with Lee With Lee like after that you have to look at them and go really guy come on you can't be that fucking stupid and you move the fuck up? Oh, that security say something. But the laying thumb. I'm try to get like a good vibe. I've learn? the to the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thirty thirty thin thu the the the the the the the the the th. th. thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin thin thu thu thu thu thu thirty-a' thirty-a' thirty-a' thirty-a' thirty-a' thirty-a' thirty-a' thirty-a' thirty-n All that security say something, but to lay in thumb it's not worth it. I'm trying to get like a good vibe. I've learned to kill him with love, like kill him. Yeah. I'm bringing him up. Oh, just saying, oh my, man, you're embarrassing your fucking girl. Totally. Look how you're acting, you're embarrassing for no fucking reason. And then they

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I said, this is what it is, okay. I said, empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water into a cup. It becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

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said it. Some people were more dead than alive. What do we know while that black doctor was watching the price is right? Somebody did slip in there and just open that valve a little bit. He was in debt to his fucking Michael Jackson. Yeah. All of a sudden now he's making more money, he's got more money than fucking El Choppel. Yeah. You know all of a sudden, you know, it's just that it's math. So in my world they kept saying all this shit, you know, he went to this chick's house that he wasn't married to and he complained of a headache and she gave him a pill and he just fucking died and his brain was whatever, all these th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. He's thi thi thi. He's just thi. He's just thi. He's just just thi. He's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. Hea' thi. Hea' thi. Hea' thi. He's thi. He all these things could happen, all these things could happen, you know. Yeah, his friend Taiwanese actress Betty Tempai poisoned him on behalf of the Chinese Tong Secret Society is one of the theories.

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And according to Chinese astrology, this was a powerful omen for life that would have great impact on other people, which he totally did. His real name was Jun Fan Lee, which means return again, which is crazy. But his parents always referred to him as Sal Fon, which is a female name which means Little Phoenix. Well the reason why they did that was to hide him from the spirit. Right, totally that's exactly. They would hide him.

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Everything is everything. Everything is everything. Everything is fucking everything. Yeah it's really weird. The biopic of his life, Dragon, the Bruce Lee story. It predicted his son's death. In the 1993 film about the life of Bruce Lee, he battles a metaphorical demon at the end, if you remember. And at the end, there's a particularly creepy moment when the demon shows him a copy of his own actual tombstone. And then he loses interest in fighting Bruce Lee and heads towards Brandon. Two months before the film's release, Brandon was dead.

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when he fought for Mothu Kremov-Dubbar? It was weird because I saw this, all these movies got released after his death and everybody jumped on the Bruce Lee fucking Discussed Bandwagon and I got off it pretty quick even at that age I knew it was a scam you know there was one good Bruce Lee guy his name was Carado the Hong Kong cat he had new chunks with copper on the bottom I can't even find the trailer I've looked for the trailer for years it said step aside Bruce Lee and make way for Carado, the Hong Kong cat. And after that, I pretty much dropped. I dropped out of there.

There's not a lot after that, dude. But you think that, do you think that Brandon Lee's death was a, like, like, a following up on this, the spirit of stuff? Yeah. Did that, man, some try-a-d shit, like, hey dog? Who knows knows, proof we don't forget they didn't kill his fucking daughter well you can't think doesn't go on a freak accident didn't kill his daughter she's got a podcast right does she I don't know a real successful podcast yeah oh she I see she runs his Twitter account and all that yeah yeah yeah she does a bunch of shit you said you're going to be teaching your daughter how to protect herself. Are you going to pass it down any of the Cuban traditions, the superstitions of sorts?

You know, man, it's weird. She went to see Coco. I heard that's good. It's a great movie. And I have one of those spirit today. In fact, before I came I'd let the candle and fill the glasses up with water. Which saint is it, if you don't mind me? No, no. Monday is a spirit day. OK. Monday is a spirit day for Cubans and people in that realm.

It's all your altars. It's all you're the people that, again, you know, when I wake up in the morning, I look at my board and I look at all like Darren Rago, died when we were 21, Anthony Balsano. Another kid died when I was in the eighth grade. He was my buddy. You know, he died and I moved in with his family. His family became, his father just died and left me money in a will. Like, that's how close I was with the Balsano was growing up.

Anthony died in the eighth grade, and then when my mother died, the balsano's kind of adopted me. So it all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything all everything, I I all everything, I all, I all, I all, I all, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, he was, he was, he was, he was, he's tod today, he was, he's th. th th th th th th th th guys and I go, today I have to live for those guys. So in Coco, it's about a guy that nobody thinks about anymore. And he wants people to remember him. So you should always put your ancestors' pictures up and light a candle. My mom used to cook for them on Mondays and actually put meals out for them. That's a little too crazy for me. I do think about that. That's a little too crazy for me.

But I light a candle, I put a glass of fire water for like a walk every Monday to open up my paths. I'm really Monday. That's why I don't travel Sundays. I don't travel Sundays. I don't work Sundays. I don't give me what you got to give me. Because Monday you don't travel. You just relax. So that's what Coco is about. So she comes in the room at night into my office and the alters right there. I have my little spirit altar right there. So now I could explain that what's going on. It's, there's a really good Santeria guy in LA, one of the best I've ever encountered.

One of the best. He's not better than my godparents, but he's pretty good up there. But I don't like his scene because he has LA people in the scene. And people always go to me, what does that mean? Those are people they're just trying to fit in, like the people who are the people with Joel and Scientologists, they're just looking for an identity. I wasn't introduced into Santerian that way. I was introduced in the Santeria. It was around me as a child and I didn't like it. I was introduced to my godmother.

My godmother lured me with a collie. She had a fucking collie. Like cat, was that fucking collie? She had the exact same dog. So I used to go up to the play with the dog. Meanwhile, she was throwing shit at me, you know, and I was mixing it with my religious studies. So I understood it. You follow me? Yes. Because my mom put me in Catholic school, not really Catholic school. I went to PS 166, but she got me into a Catholic program. So I would learn the story. She would tell me different Catholicism mixed with Santeria stories, and I would pay attention. So I kind of learned.

It wasn't something that I just, oh my God, Sam is there. I might as well go there too. He's amazing. Oh my God, he told my future. No, I don't hang with those people because I was in it in an old school way. You don't really talk to people about it. I don't say nothing to nobody about it. Nobody really knows.

First of all the fight club, don't talk about fight. Yeah, nobody really knows where those people are into saying. Yeah. Yeah. And he's a really good looking, to that. . . . looking to OJ his dick, you know what I'm saying? Looking to suck that Terry's Cruz dick. I get that.

So he's got a lot of that going on, even though he's married, there's a lot of white chicks are the confused there. So that whole scene I don't like. I grew up in a really strict Santa Ria Cuban scene where it's very hush. You don't fucking thu-I thu-a thu-a-a-oo thu. You know fucking do much you mind your business nobody fucks with you you keep out of your neighborhood Right, you know because some people can't understand it so I send us Sam there so they can rub the chicken or the egg and get some Yeah, bad mojo that's residuals. I'm not the happiest I've ever been you got a little bit of a shadow man. Okay, dude. I mean like a little bit of a shadow man. Okay I may have dark energy, but I'm a good dude. And I treat people like gold, man.

I treat people like gold. You know, it's like with this conspiracy stuff, you know, it's like people like, I've just learned them. It's like that Santoria stuff you're talking about. I just can't talk about the stuff way sometimes, and that's fine too. You know, I love doing this podcast. I love talking about this stuff. I love talking about, you know, this has been one of my favorite podcasts I've ever done in my life, man.

But I'm a good dude and I got to do good energy, dog. And sometimes I go on stage and people like, uh, attitude. And that's not me. So I gotta do little tricks on stage. Got a shit on myself a little, you know, make fun of my look and all that stuff to get them on. And then they realize I'm just here to have a good time and shit, you know, so I'll take a chicken egg though, you can rub it. It's funny because when I was a kid I would never tell ttalking about man there's this new drug marijuana and I'm like are you fucking kidding

me? I was like six and seven and I already knew. Yeah like I already knew about blood. Because my mom had a bar. So my mom would tell me look at that guy's got coke around his nose and I would catch my mom like my mom I'd go wipe your nose like I know but I would never repeat it out their their their their their their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me I was I was I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was like my my my my my m m. I was like my m. I was like my m. I was like my m. I was like my m. I was like my m. I was like my m. I was like my m. I was like my m. I was like my m. I was like my m. I was like my m. I was like my m. I was liked. I was like my m. I would never repeat it out in public in front of my friends that was it in my house there were little statues the monkeys yeah here no evil speak new evil see any of your fucking mouth don't say dick and I wouldn't say dick and I listened to kids talk like I saw my stepdad shoot a guy at a 148 street a Santa Maria party I never said nothing to nobody most kids would have gone and said my dad shot a dude, it was great. Because nobody's gonna fucking believe it.

Nobody's gonna believe it. I'm in Tampa a couple weeks ago. Doing where? I'm at the improv. Yeah, I'm there for new years. And I'm sitting there and I'm taking pictures of people. And this kid comes up to me with this mother with a weird look on her face, like a smile, and she goes, who's this? She gives me this picture and I look at it. It's a picture of an African woman. And I look at him, well, that's the Atonia. And he goes, oh my god, you got a great fucking memory. We grew up with those people.

And my mom had a bar in Union City and towards the end of her bar run the reason why the bar closed is because of the story because it was a Cuban cop that started coming and shaking it down he had a beard, black scraggly hair and he had like a white partner and he would come in and talk to my mother in Spanish I know what you do here from now when I know you're paying the cops but you're gonna to pay us to. And then he started shaking down. There was a Cuban neighbor, which they're making a movie about. What's his name? Just signed on?

Benicia Do Toro just signed on for the lead. And the white kid just signed on to be in the movie to Leo. So it's a fucking, it's the hardest script next year is called the corporation. It's about a guy named Jose Battle. It's a, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the, it's, the, the hottest script next year is called the corporation. It's about a guy named Jose Battle. It's our, it's a Cubans, what's the Irish guy from Boston? I talked about a deal wider? It's our time answer to him. He got arrested the Cuban jail for the CIA, came out and told the CIA to go fuck himself.

He's doing what he wants to do. So he ran a numbers empire. But this Union City second neighborhood, that's when my mom had a bar and all these other Cuban bookies had a bar. And this guy decided to run rogue and to go to all these Cubans and demand money. And one day I got to this bar, I had to be maybe 11, 12. I was already in Santa Ria, but the crazy shit, and I just believed my godmother's shit. I didn't put up on anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody anybody their their their their their their their their their the crazy shit, I didn't believe it. I just believed my godmother's shit. I didn't put up on anybody else's shit. But there was this family hung around with the Torres. Cool motherfuckers.

Their father was a big-time bookmaker in the city. And their wife was a straight-laced mom, like a fucking mom. No drugs, no nothing. But once a month she would pass a spirit called Nantanya. And she would crack open a bottle that 140-proof shit. And she would drink the whole fucking thing. Holy shit. And then spit it out in the air and light her fucking mouth on fire. It was like a circus act.

And I would go there in the morning just to see if she was hung over. Just to see what she was hung over. She'd be a mom, making eggs in the morning. morning and shit. Some of them are Bert Kreisher's man. They just drink and keep going, she would channel the spirit. She would channel the spirit. That was fucking really strong and tell people shit. I was a little kid. I would go and I'm like, this is a little too creepy for me. And I would just play along. Yeah, this is great. But I would get the fuck out. I had a problem sleeping. I always like had a big problem sleeping. So she's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. the, th. th. th. the th. th. the th. I, the thi, thi, thi, the th. I, thi, the the the thi, thi, thi, they, they, they, they, they, they, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I, I, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was thin, I'm toluu. I'm too. I was too. I'm toon't too. I was toon't, tole. I was tolu. And, thin, th. And always like had a big problem sleeping so she told me what to put a red sheet above my bed and to put a glass with a little bit of sugar under the bed and I still couldn't sleep so I told her the only thing I got from that fucking glass was roaches you know

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And I go, what the fuck, are you talking about? Rapido taxi. There was this Cuban taxi company called Rapido. They never had any customers. They just delivered cocaine. Rappado. You see the car zipping around with no customers all night. What the fuck? They delivered him blow. It was called Rapido Taxi. They went to make a pickup. And when he got out of the car, they fucking bombarded him with bullets. And his partner still alive until this day his partner claims that his door was locked and he couldn't get out. He took a couple shots in the leg through the cars but he lived but the fucking main Cuban cop they machine gun him to death. You ready? Boom he's dead. This causes a big fucking problem in Union City. They closed my mother's bar. They closed Café Laudanilla they closed like three Cuban bars. They don't know who did it. They put a

Patsy on the guy. They caught some white dude who said they shot him. Nah, no. I go to prison. I forget all about it. I go to high school. My mother dies. I don't do dick. I go to Colorado. I go to Colorado, I get arrested, I go to prison, I come out, I need a job. I go to a Honda dealership. It's called Fisher Honda in Boulder. I walk in, I apply the guy goes, they want to hire you, but you got away for one more manager. And they go, in fact, he's a Cuban kid. I go perfect. So the guy comes in, are you ready for the interview? I go in the back room, I shake the guy's hand and I go right away, I go, you're from Miami or Union City? He goes, well, we were from Union City, but my dad was a cop then, he got shot

when I was a kid. So he moved to Virginia. What? Just like that. Small world! Small fucking world, my friend. God damn. And that was what maybe Believe. That's the first time I ever fucking believe. Like that's the way to send the message. That's a John Gotti type message. You know what the same? Get the fuck out of town, Doc.

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happens when you follow fucking Coco Diaz in the motherfucking O'R, dog. It's called an education, dude. It's a beautiful day. You're the best I love you best I love you guys. I love the best I the best I the best I the best I the best I the best I the best I th. I th. I the best I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha tha tha to ta ta. ta. to ta. ta. ta. to. to. tha. thea. tha. tha. tha tha tha the sport. We're in our best week ever. Tremendous. We're getting fucked up this week. I love you guys. Take care. We'll see you next. We've got a great show coming up next. We'll see you soon. Bye. Who's up next? Oh. We're one on Thursday.

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