Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Tin Foil Hat #62: The Black Eyed Children with Jessimae Peluso

Episode Date: January 30, 2018

We're back!!!!! We're so excited to be back in the studio and deep into so crazy ass conspiracies with you all. This episode the boys welcome hilarious comedienne and host of "The Sharp Tongue Podcast"Jessimae Peluso. This episode we discuss..... 1) Strip bars in Vegas 2) The Art of Making Love 3) Horror Films 4) The Black Eye Children 5) Ghost 6) Aaron's love making ability All of this and much much more. We definably go off the rails ,but man, was this a fun episode. Thank you for all of your support!

Yeah, man, that's what I am. I'm heavy and hot. I'm not hot and heavy, I'm heavy and hot. Yeah. Hey guys, thanks to tuin and thanks support in the show. If you want to check us out on all of our social media platforms, check us out on Twitter at Tinfoil Hatcast. On Instagram at Tinfoil Hat Pod. You can find us on Reddit. It's Reddit.com. Backslash.R. Backslash Show. Or all comedy t-shirts.com. If you have any suggestions for future guests or topics, go ahead and email us at tinfoil hat pod at Gmail.com. Tinfoil Hat. Tinfoil Hat.

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on the t-shirt thing at all comedy t-shirts and the Patreon has been on fire. We interviewed Chad and T.J. And it was one of the funniest things we've ever done. It was a good one. And that's the business. Joining us, a wonderful human being. You've seen her on, was it girl coat? Yeah, that was one. And a ton of other things and she's hilarious and she's touring off she got tour coming through Michigan. Please welcome, Jessame Pelluso everybody. Oh, I get the snaps, the poetry snaps.

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I'll send a limo, take care of you. I'm like, okay dude, but okay, I'll do it, man. So he comes pick us up and I get there, and man, instantly, my monkey DNA starts going crazy. Does it? Oh yeah, it's just the Cate man comes. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. And I just become knuckle drag or something. Is that every, every strip club or was it this one in particular?

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talk a big game and they also talk a big game about like the themselves and like they're what they want and what they've done and it's just all this like grandiose showboating. What have you learned about men sexually? Like if you go, someone goes, hey man. What, what do you, when it comes to sex, is there a golden rule you have about men? Or this thing, like no matter what this, that, that, this is what I know. I would say one of the biggest mistakes men make, and maybe women make this as well. I can't speak for them, is that men come into sexual experiences and they bring everything they've ever learned from everyone, other experience into this person.

So like, instead of just feeling out the moment, the body and the person, they bring everything that they've learned, which I get, experience. Right. But you got to also like... The first time? The first time? Sure. You know, like the first time the first time are you talking about the first time sure you know like you like guys are really worried about repeat business so worried about repeat yeah you want that second sale or getting a repeat business if that's your biggest fucking mistake yeah don't worry about that second job because you're not going to get it if you're thinking about it's the same thing with like comedy or anything anything in life like you got to be focused in the moment. Same thing when you take the stage When you take the stage are you thinking about your gig in in in fucking Wichita? No, no if you did you would fuck up

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as a woman. And she had videos for dudes to show you how to massage a woman. It's all around the main area. It's all around the nipple and the tit. It's all around the vagina. It's all around the asshull. It's not the actual nipples. It's not, no. So you don't want me doing any tuning in thea. Some girls like that. It is very interesting. Women are just so like every, yeah you can't send ones into another

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And we're across the street from a fucking cop a police department. They're like we're not gonna get arrested a day and how did it's just so weird. We're fine. But you and I met when you were doing Mo Mandel's podcast. Yeah, Moe versus the world. And I think the subject was horror films, right? Horror films, yeah. And you love horror. And you love, you love horror films. I love them. I love to be scared in a controlled environment because we're scared in life so much on a general basis. Yeah, well, I mean like you leave here thinking everybody's going to steal your vagina.

Well, yeah, there's always that like you're always looking over your shoulder. Not always but often, you know, at least every day at some point in the day you're like, is a man going to come out from behind him a dumpster or this alley or this street or this car and fist me against my will. Do you, do you feel that is, new album's gonna be called Fisting Against My Will by the way. Dude, love it, love it. Now, are you, do you feel that's because there's just a reality of that? Or do you think it's like this, the pop culture media just constantly trying to make everybody think the boogie man's out there. You mean as far as like men coming after women? Yeah. I could tell you six stories that I could think off the top of my head where I was either assaulted, a dick was put in my hand when I was 11

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kids that you know light bags of shit on fire and throw them on your doorsteps they're just messing with us. Emos, emo, emo aliens. Totally they're just like oh god we're bored here and adromeda we're gonna go down to earth. Fuck you mom I wanna clean the spaceship. Fuck you! How many times you have to go through the wormhole on Saturdays, mom. You're not my boss! I'm gonna kill myself! Go to the Milky Way Home Depot next week. I'm going to Earth, bitch. They just get on their bikes and fucking drive. Yeah.

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What happened? What about like the early 1800s? Yeah, what happened? Yeah, what happened? Was it a sketch from in living color? It's just rave culture, man. They just come out of a rave. These are kids who O'dede on, to to to live, to live, to. They're just like, oh no, no. These are kids who Odie-Molly and shit.

These are like... The 90s? What was that? They just loved friends. You got pissed when he got canceled. Now they just roam the places, scaring grandma. This sounds like some Japanese shit. This is American. Yeah, if it's starting in the US. It's always like in weird suburb spots. The scenario is rather similar,

whether it is experienced a child to show up at a person's door, lost hungry, and needing to use the phone or the bathroom. They tend to speak in a real monotone voice, like mine. And they are never accompanied by adults or animals of any kind. These mysterious visitors never physically forced themselves into a home, but always a permission to enter. That's some vampire shit. They're alien vampires. So they, let's say let them in, what do they do?

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If I was a ghost, I'd eat butt. If I was a ghost, I'd eat butt. Wouldn't you? I've been eating butt, so I'd be like, oh. thrown, thi. Good for you a healthy appetite. Who doesn't eat butt? Is this weird to get black guys eat butts now? Aaron doesn't eat ass at all. Look at him shaking his head. Aaron does not eat ass at all? Yeah, I do not.

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You get a heart butthole. Yeah, she will. She hasn't bitten anybody forever. So what do they think these kids are? Well, I don't know. They are pale skinned, and they always seem to have flawless complex complexions. That's a vampire, bro. Yeah, they features are concait and they never appear in the forms of any other races. 30 days a night.

Are there ever black ghost? I know it's like the hackiest premise ever, but there's gotta be. Are there ever black ghosts or Mexican gos? There's gotta be. Hector Gonzales, hey, hey, I'm here, man. Yeah, hey, I see, you, for why am I'm worth the, you? I do your lawn, I fucking got all, fucking, leaf blower, but, like, it's always white guys from the 1800s.

Yeah. Why is it? Why is that? I don't know. I don't know. Why do you think there are ghosts? Do you have the movie? Did you see the movie, a ghost story?

No. It's not a horror movie, but it's interesting theory on why they're a ghost. I think it's just, maybe it's just like a loop in the time, like, you get stuck someplace. I think it's that you die of transfer and you're stuck in the in this realm neither here nor there. Yeah, you think it's really linked to violence? No one's like, oh I'm a ghost, I die doing coke out of girls, so much blow. No, I just hang out.

It's always some violent fucking death. It is, I guess. I mean, I don't know. It's always some violent fucking death. It is, I guess. I mean, I don't know. I've seen some stuff where I've just been like, what was that? Have you seen ghost? I've seen stuff that couldn't explain. You know, I was like, I went to sleep. I went to bed and my boyfriend at the time had fallen asleep and our room I saw like a faint blue glow on one side of his bed.

And I was like, I don't know what that was. And I just turned over to my side. And then I looked at my side and there was like two of them on my side. And the room was pitch black. There was no light that got in. There was just a blue glow? It kind of, if I'm going to be completely honest, it kind of a woman and I looked to to to to to to to to to to to to to toaved at me and I waved back. Then you're like, okay, turn on the porn, go to sleep. I waved back and then I put on gang-bang porn and I went to bed.

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where every horror movie starts. There's just like, I can hear a coyote and it's like, oh, the credits are rolling right now on my life. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You get nervous about that shit? Have you seen a sasquatch, What? There's three of us. Juan De Niro was one of them, and my buddy Nick, and we were talking, and something just went right through the three of us to where we stopped talking. We all watched it, walked through, and we looked at each other like, what the... and my famous quote was like, I ain't got time for this. And I just like walked away and I went to immediately. I got bronchitis. I ain't nobody's to to to't nobody got time for this. I got bronchitis.

So every time we talk about that moment, I ain't got time for this. So I believe in all that shit, dude. Yeah, I mean, all this energy we have inside of us just just goes away when we pass. I don't believe that. I get, I think it reabsorbed unless something bad happens and then they just fucking haunt stuff. Or there's you know on yet they have like stuff you have to handle there's unsettled business. Yeah Sam just sealed our fate he was on the Steebweeby show. Oh yeah you should do this with Steebweeby. It's my friend you should do his podcast. It's Bobby Lee's brother Steve Webe. the show. Sam was just on the last episode. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. the th. the the the. the the the the the the the. the the the the. the the the the. the the. show. And Sam was just on the last episode and he decided that me, him, George, which is Steve's producer and Steve, are going to sleep at the comedy store.

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and water started going in the shower. She's like, eww, er, water started running. I don't know what's more terrifying the story or the look on your face. It was scary shit. Your eyes are so wild. So back in the day, I, you know, back before the comedy store was just cooking with gas. I was running shows in the, in the main room. And like, we put like 150 people in there. And like, that main room's so big, you're like, oh, there's nobody here. Yeah. So I do all these promotions. And one thing I do all thi and one thing I do is I would put posters up everywhere around the comedy store. Yeah.

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It was just on. I just ran and grabbed some thumbtacks from a pink dot, which is a block away. Yeah. And came back pitch black. And I'm like, oh, fuck and I don't black and there's just one sliver Oh god one sliver and dude this white light that I don't know where it's coming from I don't know where it's coming from just white light it's not from there's no street there's no nothing that could cause us like there's no light yeah just a white light and I just see something

pass right in front of it fuck you and. And I'm like, fuck this. I'm gone and I ran out dude. Holy fuck. And that's, so Sam's decided that we're going to sleep there. And I was like, let's take it up. That's, that's, look at you. You like to be scared. You talk about women liking to be scared. You're like a ghost ghost, to tho gonna sleep with it you know where he wants to go so he says that he wants to do is his

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The hotel. The that season. You want to stay there overnight, too Find Richard Ramirez's room and do a podcast at 333 in the morning The witching hour. Yeah, you want in did your mom not love you as a child? See, I'm not I'm all I'm an idea man until we say go because I don't want to stay at the comedy store. I want to see the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the you there just to see all that hair standing up. He wants to stay in our own room. Fuck you! That's cruel! That's cruel! You get the belly room. You get the dungeon that is the fucking podcasting room.

And we're all supposed to just sit there by ourselves in the dark. No, no, you need to all be together. And there needs to be penetration. We need to be together, and we need to hang out. And we need to just, like, go ghost hunting. Me, some crazy Asian, you with your hair, you should hang out too. We'll bring lanterns like we're fucking Indiana Jones and shit. You got your dog, you'll be sco-Doo. Yeah, dogs are good detectors of like the paranormal. Dude, keep them around.

Saratiana's dog comes over all the time and we just watch, the dog just stare at ghost. He'll just walk up to this thing just be like, where? In my place? Is your place haunted? Hell yeah. Where isn't in LA haunted? You'd be like, oh in this town. There's something that's fucking haunted.

That's true. It's a very haunted town. Everywhere, dude. But he wants to, that hotel scares me more than the comedy store. Yeah, because it's not as nice as it was in the show. Because I know there's something at the comedy store but it hasn't killed anybody yet people died in that hotel dog yeah that's in that room and in that hotel yeah yeah look at his eyebrows creepy eyes dog how excited he is I could get some black-eyed mother fucking kids coming up yeah you are talking mad shit to us eating our

butt I want to see that episode yeah and then he just started tonguing my asshole and I did know what to do because it felt good so I just to see that episode. Yeah, and then he just started tonguing my asshole. And I didn't know what to do because it felt good. So I just let it happen and I fed him a sandwich. I asked the ghost if he needed water, a sandwich or a dick, and he wanted my assu. That's best case scenario right there. That's freaky man.

So are they normal human children, possibly kidnap, subject to some sort of medical experiment or mind control? They could be kids who got kidnapped into this fucking pedogate shit and were killed and then they just roam because nobody else comes. Here it comes. Here it comes. We're gonna do this Dan Cummings show where he doesn't believe in Pettlegate and we're gonna have it here dude. You're so funny man. Penn State, Penn State, Michigan State. I don't argue they're out there. What is it? I just don't know that it's this. I don't know that the Clinton Foundation's involved. What is it? Tell me. We'll see. We'll see. We gotta do that. Basically, there's

this theory that the world is ran by Luciferian pedophiles that run everything. Oh I've heard this, yes. And he doesn't want to believe it because he loves stuffed crust pizza and baseball and fucking making love eyeball to eyeball. That's what he believes there. Four pumps and dumb. Four pumps are over here. With a sleep. Four pumps dumb. Oh, oh, oh.

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He left off saying that they were like little scary children. Their kids, they don't know if they're ghosts. They don't know if they're experiments. Yeah, experiments. Yeah, there's a theory floating around that the internet stating that the Black Guide kids are a product of a CIA experiment gone wrong. Wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't doubt that. So the CIA during the Cold War wanted to weaponize the occult and recruited a Catholic

priest from Nebraska to summon demons used by a military intelligence against Americans enemies abroad. They just keep dancing with that devil, man. What if we sided with the wrong, dog. They just keep dancing with that devil, man. What if we sided with the wrong one? What if maybe the wrong devil? Yeah, what if the devil? The good devil?

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Oh Jesus. Why did I ask? Most have heard of Roswell or Area 51 but few have heard of Canach Chase. Canach chase is a place home to some of the strangest events and sightings ever to occur in the British Isles. Two thousand years ago a Celtic tribe known as the Cornival, which means people of the horn occupied this majestic woodland. This location has an abnormal sighting of UFOs, odd lights, werewolves, bigfoot, black cats, aliens, and many, many reports of government officials sneaking in and around the perimeter of the town and the forest.

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Well, maybe there's some bad mojo, the governments of the United Kingdom and the Federal Republic of Germany made an agreement in Staffordshire. The German War Graves Commission made the necessary arrangements to have their dedication for a German military cemetery for those in World War I and two would be placed there. It contains 5,000 German and Austrian graves. That's a lot of fucking dead Nazis. Before or after. To have in your town of the UK.

I know. I know. I did that. That ju-joo? Yeah. Would you want to be walking over that ju-joo? And that's six feet under? Where are you from?

Did you're from? Is that where all the dead Nazis are? Like, that's gonna be the, who wants to be the city that gets dead Nazis? I know, I mean the housing has got to be so cheap. Oh my god, just imagine your house like, oh I just bought this house and then you read a newspaper, city agrees to take in dead Nazis and you're just house just plummets. Yeah, we were gonna sell it Stanley, god damn it. Now we're fucking out. We'll never get on HGTV now. Yeah, so we got flip this graveyard. Flip this Nazi house. So we got dead Nazis, we got sightings of black guy children, but it doesn't end there. According to the local legend, originated in World War II had just recently ended,

and British and American scientists joined allegiances to conduct a series of peculiar experiments. The test went too far, they said. Allegedly they abducted a woman, hypnotized her, and impregnated her with artificial human pig DNA. Ah, what a nightmare? I mean, who's going to babysit that kid? Yeah. Care. These chicks will fuck anybody. Cheapers. In an attempt to create a creature to perform their test upon, the scientists closely monitored the woman for 10 months, and they finally determined that the horrible test did not work.

A year later, they were stunned to discover her pregnancy was severely delayed. She bore a human baby that had the snout of a pig face. Much later, creature treated retreated to the woods of Canuck Chase to avoid the prejudicial glances of human eyes for decades. People have since then reported seeing a tall man with the head of a pig roaming through this mysterious landscape. Pita better get up in there and save his ass. No shit then that guy definitely eats ass that guy is definitely yeah he does. You're a pig you're eating butt. He's he's tr. He's tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th-a. th-a. to. the to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. te. tr. tr. tru-hea. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the. the. the. th guy definitely eats ass. That guy's definitely, yeah, he does. If you're a pig, you're even butt. He's, he's truffle butter. Truffle butt, get in there.

Do we sure. We add this to our British tour, to where we're gonna go sleep in the woods? Fuck that. Scientists just won't leave it alone. Like they're creating robots. never gonna stop it's curiosity killed the cat man yeah locals even have a saying when night falls into the woods at your peril for inside lurks something worse than the devil

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Guys, it's all you guys do with your dicks. That's true. That's true. It's also that, you know, it's like I give away vibrators in my show. That's nice of you. And it's just amazing how every girl's vibrator is broken. exercising on your vagina? They're getting cheap ones. The power of Christ compels you! The power of clit. The power of clit compels you. They're buying cheap ones. You got to get Scandinavian ones. You got to get good ones. Those, is that with a good stuff? You got to get. You got to spend some money on your vibrator. Yeah, dude. Mine was like 250. I'll get you one. I'll get you one. I'll love a new one. Yeah. I've I'm we're doing naughty shows once a month now in

Vegas and we have a toy company that we give up. Yeah, dude. That sounds fun. Go out there hand out some be be beaver whackers. So should we? Everyone's favorite time? They're great at Coachella. Are you ready here? Oh god what's gonna happen? I'm terrified. Aaron? Oh, don or mute, A-A-Ron. You're done messed up, A-A-Ron! Get filthy animal. Aaron Thoughts. I mean, I am creeped out by children, particularly the British. Actually, I hate British children. This is a real thing. Ever since Mary Poppins, I've hated British children,

because they ruin that fucking movie. It's all fun and games. We're dancing with fucking penguins. And then it's, I want to feed the fucking birds. Fuck you. You weird ass kid, we're dance with penguins. Payton's are coming to life. We're flying.

Fuck the birds. Whoa. Sheapers. I think we broke Aaron. I think we finally broke him. We found it. We found a point for him. Was he talking about anything we talked about today? I just feel like you just had a bad fucking time at the zoo and he's just teeing off on animals. On acid.

Yeah. I think you know what I think you need Aaron? What a teaspoon of sugar makes them Madison go down. Now do you look I like British black Boxers sure you ever hear them because you expect them to be like Yo, this is my house is the uncle and my and they'll be like well you know I I peppered them with a couple shots here a couple shots there you like where did this come it's like my favorite character and guy richy films are the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th are th are th are th are thy the thy the thy the the thy the the they they they character in Guy Ritchie films are the black guys, because they know everything. Like Lennox Lewis. I met him once. I was bartending and this was years ago in New York and it was during the day, very tall, man, very attractive man, and he was there with a little white guy. And everyone kept stopping and asking him for autographs. And I'm assuming you're somebody, I just don't know who you are and he laughed. He's like, I'm somebody and he still didn't tell me. So I literally googled British athlete, black guy, and he came up.

That's so great. Yeah, he's such a nice guy. Really, really, and he's, you know, he talks. You know what you find the guys who are involved in violence, t proof. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, MMA guys, nicest dudes in the world. They get their aggression out. Yeah, and they know they have nothing to prove. Yep. They've laid it on a line a thousand times. They're in gladiator sports that organized anger. You know who's not cool? Theater nerd dorks in Hollywood, who just keep doing me-too-sit. Entitled. They don't know how they don't know how they don't know how they don't know how they don't know how they don't know how they don't know how they don't know how they don't they don't they don't know how they they don't know how to to to to to to to to to they don't know how to to to to to their their their to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. th. theat. th. th. th. theat. the. they're they don't know they don't their vagina. There are a lot of guys like that out there. They're so gentle. It's so weird.

They're just like they get this power in this town and they don't know how to handle it. No they don't. They don't. And like nothing tuards women more than money, power and fame. It's just plays into their, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, their, their, their, their, their, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're just, they're just, th.. It. It's, thi. It's just, thi. thi. they're just, thi. they're just, thi. they're just, they're just, that guy. A lot of, there's a lot of women like that. They're like, yeah, I fucked this dude, you know? And it's just like, you know what would have impressed me more if you could have fucked him and turned it down. I could have fucked him and he said, I could have fucked that. That's my style.

That's way more impressive. Like my, you know it's really funny, is my buddy decided to have an open relationship with his girlfriend. Cheapers. And dude, he regretted that after like two months. It's a sort of thing, it sounds so good. But the guy thing's like, oh yeah. You can handle it. No, it's not as great as it sounds. There's too many rules.

And then people actually have feelings. That shit is too sticky. It's too sticky because once you get a taste of the cake, you want the whole fucking cake, and then the cake's not enough. You want a Clare, you want a donut, you want a donut dipped in dick juice and fried and then smeared with jam, like it just never ends. Yep. I did a girlfriend like to just run through the forest naked. What's your weird thing?

I think you yoddle when you like to talk dirty? I have nothing? I have nothing. No. I feel like you've got some angry. No. No, this is me. This is me talk. I don't change it up. Do you cry. Do you pull your hair back at least. Yeah, I pull it. I. I. I. I, I got a man. I just don't want to get in your fucking. You literally look like the guy from Beauty and the Beast. You look like, he looks like the beauty and beast. Fucked. the B. B. Fucked. Mid-metamorphos. There the half-of-you-like. Like, man. You ever go to your high. their-I th-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-tend th-I-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. You th- th- th- th- th-tie th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend th-tend the the-tend the-n to-n't theeeeeeeeeeeee-n't the-n't the-tend the-tend the-tend the-tend to the Hulk and halfway through they just stopped. They stopped. It's like, ugh, ugh, I'm tired. She's a joke that's funny. That's really good. Oh, man, what a fun podcast. This was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun.

I love this, the subject matter. It's right in my alley. I don't know what the ending, I don't know, what's our final conclusion. Where can everyone find your stuff? Jesse May.com for all tour dates and I have a sharp tongue podcast. Yeah, I know. That's all over, you know, where you can find podcasts. Then I'm on the social media as I'm Quiffy May on Twitter. I love that name. I love that name.

Rogin made fun to me. He was like, Quiffy Mate, really? I was like, yes, you better fucking sign up. I love it. I respect the girl that can fucking pop one out. Right? On command. Quief on command is my special. Yeah. I gotta figure out a name, but that'll come to me. This pussy bee barking. That'll be the follow-up. Aaron. Aaron like that one. Uh, yeah, ma'am. This has been a great podcast. Sorry, took a week off. We'd love to have you on. I think you should come do this haunted house stuff. Honestly, it's a bucket list item for me, so. So what do you want to do the hotel?

Or do you want to do the comedy store? You know, either one is a crap shoot shoot. and try to sell it. You should do a comedy store. Comedy, comics like fucking ghost hunting. You should do the comedy store. That'd be a great pilot. How funny would that be? Yeah. Freaky and funny. And you can call it, yeah the comedy store horror. Just us, some crazy Asian guy that says he got fucking finger blasted by a demon one time. Deeming came in and started DJing his vagina and then uh us it'll be a lot of fun. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. I I's. thi. I's. the thi. I's. I's. the the th. the th. th. th. I's the thi. I's th. th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's the the th. I's th. I's the th. I's the th. I's th. I's th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's th. I's th. I'm. I'm th. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. t. t. toge. t. I'm t. I'm th. I'm th. I'm then us, it'll be a lot of fun. That sounds like fun. I made the special for you, Sam, so here we go. All right.

Yeah. Trailblazing. That's what Ronans do. If you say Ronin's do. If you say Ron, you're not a fucking Ronin. Yeah, no you're not. You're not Japanese, you're not a fucking roney. You're not a fucking roney. You're not samurai. You're none of that man. Fuck you. You're a nasty mouth. I'm not a nasty mouth. I'm a young Christian warrior. I would never hire you.

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