Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Tin Foil Hat #68: The Curious Case Of Mike Ward

Episode Date: February 28, 2018

Thanks for tuning into another fun festive episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode Ryan and Sam welcome Canadian comics Mike Ward and Abdul Butt to the show to discuss Mike Ward's freedom of speech trial in front of Quebec’s Human Rights Tribunal in Canada. It's getting fucking crazy out there for comics! Thank you for all of your support!

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Are you ready to get your mind blown? Revolution will be podcasted. Thanks coming on the show. This is our Timfoyl Hack with Sam Tripoli and Ryan Davis, and we appreciate you coming down. We are with a guest, Michael Ward, is it Mike or Michael Ward? What do you prefer? Mike Ward out of Canada. Yeah, and his buddies join us.

Abdul but, and I knocked that out. And I knocked that out, I knocked that out. You did, man, you did it. Yeah, how was high school with that? How's elementary school at that name? No, not at all. I do butt a lot. Dude, I had to be a smart ass. That's how I get back. Dude, I was just talking about that on stage, about how we want to get rid of bullying. Without bullying, I would not be sitting here with you to that same.

There's no, like no, no president would be president. Microsoft wouldn't exist. Like bullying fucking makes better people. I think we're really trying to create mediocre people. I mean, it does, dude. To speak, you know, it's like, we've talked about this on the show before, but like, me and my friends at some point stopped fighting physically.

And we started verbally destroying each other. And little that I know later on in my life, that would be my calling card for hecklers and I'm like I'm known for being able to handle horrible rough rooms because I just dealt with like people who had personal information on me that could light me up and then I would do what we called later in high school to Triply Low Blow where I just fucking knee-cap yet at some point when I was done with it but that would never have happened if we thought if they had put everybody in protective hats and clothes and nobody felt

anything at all you got to go through everything so that you can feel everything yeah like my brother has kids and now kids like when his kids have their birthday parties he's got to give presents to the kids to come to his kids party. What? I don't know if this is just a Canadian thing. All right. Because my my son went down. Did you tell him did you just say that if I throw a birthday party for a kid I have to get gifts for the other kids? Yeah, like I didn't know that. Maybe that's just a Canadian thing.

It's very polite. I was having my, it is polite. Like on my brother's, like his kids party. And then he, after he's like, yeah, the parents were saying my presents for their kids were shitty. And I was like, fuck them. It's, like, it's this weird mentality that everyone fucking deserves a medal and everyone is number one. Fuck you, they're winners and losers.

And sometimes it's their birthday, sometimes it's your birthday. You know what it is, man, it's, I have this feeling, like, my theory is that political correctness is coming from the rules of society to be are being applied to business. And then it bleeds over to everything else. Like, you know, like I believe that women, and we've said this before this podcast. I believe that women make the rules of society, how we interact. Okay. And that's why you got to be nice to people.

You don't treat people bad, you know, interact, show respect. But business is made by men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th, th. th. th. te, te, te, te, te, te, te, te, te, the, the, the, their. their. the men, the rules of men, and it's straight up fucking rules of the jungle, kill or be killed, results or go to fuck home. And what we're seeing now is this is this bleeding into this thought that business and the rules should be applied to everything. And now you can say, Sam, this is a birthday party or whatever. But there was a, there was a study done that found that women make 70% of the purchases. They have some sort of influence on 70% of the purchases. And once businesses heard that, the opinion of men did not matter.

Oh, I see what you're saying. So that's how all those fucking commercials with the husband that's a fucking mongoloid that doesn't know how to clean clothes, that's how they started. I I I I that. I that. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my bu. I their th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm the husband that's a fucking mongoloid that doesn't know how to clean clothes. That's how they started. I can't wipe my butt. I'll fucking butt wipe. If it wasn't for butt wipe, my husband's butt would be blah. You know, it's just like, and women don't get that.

That's like, like my friends were, and ever, comics I've ever had to follow. I love her. I didn't go see Ghostbusters. Because I know when it's all female cast, I know the jokes are just going to be, guys are dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, guys are dumb. Because I've watched enough television to know where this is going. The opposite way, it's just never going to happen. Pitch somewhere where women are idiot. You'll never sell it. Do you guys know that the UFC for their Invictus fights are having their first male ring guy? Yeah, this is not Ryan Davis. What? I didn't know they got my application. No? No. But the notion that anybody wants to see that. Fuck. Is laughable. Are you telling me, there's a sly-tip-I???? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I, I, I, I, I? the notion that anybody wants to see that is laughable. Are you telling

me that there's not a sliver of the UFC and MMA community that's raging homosexual? There's a lot of secretly gay dudes in the fights! Like there's dudes in short shorts, hard rock, hard steroid nipples, shredded. They're all in gay shape and they're grinded on each other. But they get all beat up by the end. Do you want you their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. There's their th. There's th. There's their th. There's th. There's th. There's th. There's th. There's th. There's th. There's th. There's th. There's th. There's th. There's th. There's th. There's th. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There. There. There. There. There. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the, the. te. te. te. the, the. te. the. the. the. the, the. th. th. th. the, they got the overhead, they're all in gay shape and they're grinded on each other. But they get all beat up by the end. You want your candy boy to be still in his package. You, gay guys like it rough. They should get the ring guy to just come in between rounds just with jizz on his face.

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I did this joke in French because I work in French and in English. But this little boy, he's a little disabled boy, he was like a make a wish kid. His dream was to sing for the Pope. He sang for the Pope, which is a fucking weird wish, but anyway. Jim Gaffaigan opened for the Pope and got booed off stage. How crazy is that? They were just like, boo, bring up the Pope. Sacrifice the children. Go on. But yes, so he, he sang for the potea. the. the, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, the, he, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. to, he. to. to, to. to. to. to, to, to, to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to sing, the to, to, to, the to sing, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the Pope, sacrifice the children, go on. But yeah, so he sang for the Pope, and then he, it was front page news back home, then Celine Dion flew him down to Vegas, that was front page news, and he was like, he was in the news a lot for a while, and then like, he came out with an album, and my joke was just like, why isn't he dead yet? Like we fucking, if thi, that's the deal. If we give you your wish, you have to go. And then this stupid rant about how I tried to murder him and I tried to drown him and he's unkillable and blah blah blah.

And people just fucking lost their mind, not right away, but like three or four years later, like I stopped doing the joke in 2013. I went to court in 2016. And people people, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, th, th, th, that, th, th, that, that, th, th, that, th, th, that, that, th, th, that, th, th, th, that's, that's, that's, that's, tho, tho, tho, tho, though, though, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu thu thu thoooooooooo, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, court in 2016, and people were like, that's bullying and blah, and like the people, at first it wanted me to give them 80,000, went to court, and then the judge said I had to give him 42,000, which I'm not, I'm never going to pay that, but now it's under appeal and then if we lose the appeal it'll be the Supreme Court.

And the thing though about Canada that's really fucked up and Abdul is Canadian too, like I thought when this happened I was like no but the First Amendment and my lawyer was like yeah but we don't have first amendment in Canada. Oh my god it's totally right man. Because like we think like as Canadians like like I thought, you know, I thought free speech was like, you know, for everybody. For everybody. Especially in Canada, we have fucking free, free health care, we should have free speech. No, you guys have everything.

You guys like, we kind of look at Canada's like, they get it right. They got great coke. Yeah, you guys have the best. I don't know how you got it from Latin and jumped up to, but the Coke is always the best. He got, I mean, you guys got adult bookstores in your malls, which I just would blow people's minds here. Have you ever been a Montreal strip club? Yes. I've only been to Montreal once a long time ago, but man. The best strip clubs are the ones outside of the city that you can, like, they're all, their they're all, they're all, their they're all, their they're all, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, their, tho, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. to, t ones outside of the city that you can, like, they're all like basically legal horehouses.

And there's nothing wrong with that. I was just talking about that. Tax ass, man. Why not? All vices should be legal. If they don't hurt anybody else, they should be legal. There's no reason I'm going to jail because I liked to get shit on by a fucking hooker. Or whatever that is, I should never go to jail.

And you know, that's why I kind of thought Canada would be about you guys. I've always felt like your most conservative politician or person is probably a liberal in America. Yeah. You know, like, you know, you guys fought back from a Fox News being able to broadcast in your country because a law that says you cannot spread lies. I think that what happened with me is the fact that we're known for being nice hurts free speech. Because like, you only have to protect speech that is mean. Like, you, you'll never make a law like we can't say

anymore that lesbians are amazing. Because lesbians, if you say lesbians are amazing. Lesbians, they're like, we are amazing. But if you say lesbians are fucking horrible people, but if you say lesbians are horrible people, you'll get lesbians that'll be angry, but you have to protect that. Like you should be allowed to fucking say what you want. Well the truth about anything is, and this is the ACLU here or any of that, it's not about protecting the good shit. It's about making sure everybody gets protected. It's like no matter how horrible a crime is, you don't want this guy not to have a lawyer because you don't like what he did. You have to protect all people at all times because everybody loves a witch hunt until

you're the witch. And you don't know when you're going to be the witch. You just think you're like spinning out stuff and it's like, fuck no. Dude, I just think of all these amazing comics I know who've said stuff that's even worse than that. In America, and nothing happens either they get boot off stage or they get this giant fucking following. Yeah.

You know, what's her name? Ashley Simpson? And what was her sister? Nicole? Okay. Which one was the hot one? Nicole Simpson? Like David Tell's joke was like, you know Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson was a hot one then the fat one and the other one No, there's two there was Jessica Simpson and Ashley Simpson the one that fucked up at S&L yeah and then just try to dance off dance what a fucking weird way to save that yeah Yeah like I'm gonna fucking do a hoe down but you know what that is dude? That is when we create instant pop stars. When you just add water to a fucking act and you tore on it. She has no life skills to deal with that moment. There's a reason why you go through it to get to it. And that is to learn what happens when shit hits the fan. Is to be in that moment when it ain't right. And to get through it. But you know it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like David it's like David it's like David the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. te. te. te. te. te. te. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the fan is to be in that moment when it ain't right and they get through it but but you know it's like David tells favorite my one of my favorite jesca simpsom fantasy Jessica's sitting there with her boot on

her sister throw and I don't I didn't do any justice to that but it's a long lines of that it's like harmless and so where does this come from because you guys are socialists when you say you're socialists in Canada is this socialism is this fascism it's I think it's just it's being too nice like our country is being run by a care bear right now like it's it's like it's like who for Del Castro's kid yeah like yeah he just congratulated the team the Canadian men's hockey team for getting third place. Yeah, they won, congrats for winning

bronze. Oh, I thought that was the worst. That sport? Yeah, just, just sweep that one under the rug. Don't say anything. There was a woman on the Canadian hockey team for, that when she, what the Americans won and then they put the silver medal on her and she took it off right away, which you should do. Like if you just lost a hockey game you shouldn't, especially if you're Canadian like it's our fucking sport and you just lost to a country that doesn't even know the hockey really exists. Right. You shouldn't be like, yay and then people like in Canada were angry and they're like that you're not not rep rep rep rep rep. You're not the the the the they. You're not they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, t. And in Canada were angry and they're like, you're not repressed, you're not good for Canada and representing us well and fuck you. Well for me dude, it's just like she can do whatever the fuck she wants with that metal. Because she's the one who put in the time and effort to do it. Yeah, it's her metal.

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It's literally a law which is insane. You can't do that. And you know what's so funny is because, again, it comes from, you know, like we have, we have our trans stuff going on right now and you got your professor Peterson who's going through that right now, Jordan Peterson, who's like just basically saying like, I don't care if you want to be called shim, sham, shop, bob, babbidoo bop or whatever you want to be called, you just, you can't pass a law to tell me I have to say that, which is my whole theory on everything. You don't have to, you don't have to like gay people. I don't give a shit, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the to the the the the the the the tho, the the tho, the the the the the the the too, the too, too, too, too, too, too, too, you just can't tell me that you can't pass a lot of saying they can't get married. You can hate them all you want to. I really don't give a fuck.

But you can't pass a law that says you can enforce your beliefs on anything. You know, that is the whole point between church and state. What's fucked up about Peterson is at first, like before you hear them, if you just read what the media writes, like they try to make them out like this fucking right-wing nut job, and then you listen to him and you're like, yeah, that makes sense. Like, pretty much, like maybe not everything, but you know, he, like, every, it seems to make sense what he's saying. But people are like, right now, everyone is so fucking sensitive, and people are, it's like the 1% that's the one percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent that that that the one percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent percent that that the one percent percent percent percent that the one percent th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th. th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they, they th. they they're, to, they're, they they're, they're, they they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, the their, their it's like the 1% that get offended by everything, we're trying to make them happy. Instead of going, fuck you. No, come deal with it, man.

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the ones that sued me and the ones that sued me, one of their employees got arrested for having sex with a five-year-old kid and that's what happens. Petal Gay is real dog. Yeah, I can't call it sex with a child. Yeah, that's called rape. Yeah, no he raped a little kid. th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their thi thi thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. thi. And then thi. And then thi. thi. thi. the thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. th't call it sex with a child. That's true. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, no, he raped a little kid. He pleaded guilty. And then the judge gave him an absolution, unconditional absolution.

So he doesn't have a file. And then those fucking assholes at the Human Rights Commission. the human rights commission. waited two months. So this fucking piece of garbage is fucking little boys. I'm fucking making a joke about a singer. I'm god damn like I was like what the fuck like these people think the fucking a kid is better than making making fun of a well. Welcome to our show dude. Have Canadians come to your defense? Yeah. I've been so so so lucky. I had when when all of this happen. Bruce Hills it just for laughs. He was like, we got to do something. to do something something something something something something something. to do something. We to do something. We to do something. We to do something. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we've, we've, we're, we're, so lucky. I had, when all of this happened, Bruce Hills had just for laughs.

He was like, we got to do something. Then they did a benefit. Norton was on it, Jimmy Carr, Ralphie May, like, and a bunch of really good French Canadian comics too, and people from France. And like people, like I've gotten a lot of support from comics because I think my story freaks people out because you especially you guys like if you think like fuck I'm gonna go down to Canada

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and everything. You know, because we got to be so buttoned up. And then when we get the bedroom, we want it, fucking weird. We're turning into Japan. We're going to have a vending machines with used panties soon, you can't just get like, you, you, you, you, back into the case is you put this out. How soon? Because I actually had a friend of mine who somewhat went through the same thing you went through.

Sebastian Manskelko did a joke about that dog that walked on its hind legs because it had no front legs. So its owner trained it to walk on one leg. And like, you know, it's kind of an inspirational thing. But Sebastian was like, what the fuck is this? Imagine if you're just hanging out and all the sudden, this thing comes walking through. It's really funny, well, the woman who owned a dog try to do a giant movement.

Oh, really? Like he was dog shaming or... Dog shaming? He's one of the nicest guys in comedy. Oh fuck I hate people. But it's hilarious, how does this even happen? How does it get that far? Why don't people just look at that and go, this is crazy? You can't sue somebody for making fun of a dog. Because there's nothing but conformist now. We live in a conformist world where people are so afraid to

lose their paycheck that they let fucking artistic atrocities go, fucking real atrocities go, this guy led dude who fucked the five-year-old off. Yeah. Why? Because everybody's afraid to lose that check, dude. And that says to me, at the highest fucking levels, there is pedophilia in fucking Canada. Just like it's here. At every Anglo-Saxon fucking country, there's been giant, fucking rings going, and that's how everybody plays ball. That's true. I can't believe it.

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because he was driving fast and fast in the Furious. Or it's, you know, it's, it's fucking retarded. Like you're fucking watching someone do, even, like, you can think that stand-up comedy is an art, but it's a fucking art. It It's an art. So you're watching, it's like watching a guy fucking paint something and go, that's vulgar, and I'm bringing you to court because you fucking drew the guy with a weird nose or whatever. And there was a time where that did happen. And we realized that that was wrong, it's uneducated, it's unenlightened, and we purposely created laws to stop that.

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Yeah, that's the way I am. I'm like a left-leaning libertarian. Yeah, I also believe, and this is just, I've slowly been covering this, that at the highest levels, I bet you that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that's the highest levels, I bet you the people who started the Libertarian Party, fucking CIA assets. I only think that because the biggest threat to international corporations is government. Is a government finding them, stopping them, doing that. And if you can fucking make enough, create a movement that demonizes government, now you've got these people pushing back against the other people who can control you.

Because right now in this country, corporations are like rural families. And they do whatever the fuck they want. I mean the Panama papers, the Paradise Papers, I mean trillions of dollars in fucking tax evasions. No one's gone to jail. Yeah. And the libertarian will be like, good dude, I'm happy. They didn't have to pay tax.

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biggest scumbags in the world. You know, Bill Cosby? Bill Cosby, yeah, horrible human being. Just go awful, fucking human being. And the problem is this man, and what you've gone through is kind of what we're seeing on social media where these social media companies are fucking blocking people banning them getting rid of their accounts based on things they've tweeted yet and it's all based upon that company's political stance like we have seen my friend Ari Schaffir threaten Bert Kreischer's family with death and murder as a joke for stealing his fucking albums and they're close friends. Are he just spent close to 20 grand on taking him and Tom Scora to the college football

national championship game. Yet we have seen the left verbally assault people on the right, threatening them, like this whole thing with Florida right now. Like you saw people, people who questioned, and I am that guy who goes, all the signs are there of a false flag. People who say this stuff got threatened with gun violence. This guy Bob Gullop, who's a funny fucking comic man. Threaten this like mudflaps, redneck comic.

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traveled a lot. Yeah, that's great. So just to finish the story is so I'm doing stand up and it's very interesting man. You know I go up in front of this very diverse ethnic crowd and I'm doing the safest jokes I can. And even those are too edgy for these kids. Okay. But every time I say I make fun of white chicks, fucking these black girls go nuts, right? So I'm just done and I get done iron deuce and I walk up and I'm getting booed as I'm walking out I'm like what is that? And I realized oh it's because this one girl like this white girl jumped up and said something me to me and got clapped from a couple people

that they all felt bad for her so they booed me I go hey man I didn't do this every time I mentioned white chicks you fucking laugh and fucking shit on her you heard her feel I so I took the social justice shit and you made them feel like you bullied this chick so let's give her a bra and applause make her feel better and I go to her you better wake up or else you're gonna die alone and that is the worst to a female because that is the worst thing you tell to a female Because that's their worst nightmare But so anyways, I have a joke about how like I see women, you know

Like I was driving home after a gig and I saw this woman jogging around midnight and I'm like, why do you jogging at night? I mean, how many seasons of law and order do we need before he realized jogging in night? So I do this joke right and all of a sudden on nowhere this fucking Asian chick on Twitter's like Saab Chuck Lee is the worst comedian I've ever seen my life He does a joke about women jogging night up God they should get raped. I go I go you just butchered a classic classic tripley and you ruined it. Well, and then I'll be nowhere, I just became this attack of the Hello Kitties, you know, just all these Asian chicks just started jumping up and I had the whack-a-mole them

as I was going and then my fans jumped in. And then I don't know where the smoking hot Asian chick jumps in. And it goes, you shouldn't do jokes about rape. And I go, I did, it's not rape joke. She goes, oh, well tell me the joke then. I go, what? Tell you the joke? You're up here screaming and shouting. You don't even know the fucking joke. She's like, well, just tell it to me.

I'm like, no. Well, she was so hot. Fans are trying to knock up the chick trying to fucking ruin my career. But that's how it is. It just becomes a pack mentality of kill, kill, kill, kill, and they don't even know what they're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, that's the way it is. And it's just like no other job in the world. It's like, if you say something I before social media, we just didn't know. So like people, like Richard Pryor was offending people, but like to write a message to Richard

Pryor that you were offended, you would have had to figure out what agency represented him, so you'd have to get a friend to come to LA and then do 411 or send you a fucking phone book and then you'd have to get the address write a letter. It was super complicated, but now if you want to tell fucking anyone that they're a piece of garbage, all you got to do is go on Twitter. Which I love doing. You know it's fascinated. Hunter S. Thompson, actually, there's a whole book of his letters that he would write these letters you speak of to like

CEOs, people that all sorts of shit and he would just be high out of his mind just giving him it's one of the best books you can read. It's like Hunter's Letters Letters, I think it's what it's called. Yeah, I just, we got a fight back that one or two, I do, you do a joke, me and the other comedians we sit around we do we pray to the comedy gods please help us make white women over 40 laugh because that's the number one demographic for want to talk to the management they love and I always do that joke because they never go talk to the manager after they don't want to be the fucking thing but it's just like you don't like fuck the joke fuck it move on yeah there there's there's there's the the the the the the the the their the the their the the the the th I I I I I I's th I's th I's th I's th is th is th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just thus thus thus thus thus thus thus tho tho tho tho tho thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus th th. th th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th th that's thi. that's that's just just just thi thi thi tho tho thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. that's just just just that's just that's another dick joke coming down the barrel Why do you give a fuck and just because you don't like and that's another problem? We have people that think I don't like something means it's offensive

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the disabled or whatnot, like you said. Do you find yourself trying to now, if you see someone in a wheelchair? Or if you see someone in crutches, do you pull back? No, no, I've I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I've I've I, I, I,utches do you pull back? No no I've always done the opposite. Whenever I see someone in a wheelchair I'll always do my handicap jokes just to bring that guy in. Fuck yeah. And what kind of fucked me up with the whole trial is the media made me look like this guy that fucking hates disabled people and I have fucking tons of friends in wheelchairs. There's a guy that I've been paying his rent for the last like,

fucking 10 years, because the government wants to put him in a, in a sort of a hospital for, because he can't take care of himself. So every year we do benefit for him. And I'd started doing that like years before the, that's fucking cool. And, but then, what was weirdly, is when, is, he started, like he went on TV to defend me, and he was like, no, he fucking, he likes a disabled people, and then people were insulting him. And then, I was like, you're fucking,

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Oh my god dude. I ran out of money like after a hundred thousand then I had a I ran I run out money after a hundred dollars. I was lucky that I had like some money to defend myself, but this guy was fucking like a maybe not an open micr but like a like a newy comic that maybe I don't even know if he has a bank account yet. So I was like that guy is so fucked. Like I was lucky I was lucky I'm I'm a little bit older have some success in Canada. I don't have any kids, so fucking my life costs nothing. His story is he's doing stand-up and these lesbians wouldn't stop talking,

and they started heckling him, and he heckled them back and said something about them being lesbian. And, you know, I'm sorry, dude, dude when you heckle somebody there are no rules yeah and I heard this one comedian you know if they're the whole me-two thing just all these chicks where each all these females and comedy we're trying to come up with their own story and this one woman who I know is she's like you know when that Bill Hicks video went around about him Getting heck about the woman of him calling her a cunt. I thought there's a little too much and I go,

Aren't you a comic? Are you are you cited with the heckler? Yeah, that's the worst. I hate one comics. Yeah, yeah, it's like just wait till it happens to you then see who comes helping you out. The last couple years though, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, I the th, I the th, I the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. that's nothing, the sellouts, man? Yeah, yeah, it's like just wait until it happens to you, then see who comes helping you out. The last couple of years, though, like I was almost the last guy that like all the comics were on my side and after like every, like now whenever a comic gets in trouble, that's what I fucking hate. Thea that are like, no, but you shouldn't do that you should only punch up and but like sometimes punching up is the most annoying thing that is like white women love saying punch up yeah they love saying punch up and I go you don't know me where do you know where I'm punching from yeah you have no clue where I am on this fucking ladder yeah yeah yeah

exactly I'm self-made man yeah I'm fucking you know like this fucking ladder. Yeah, exactly. You know, I'm self-made man. I'm fucking, you know, like this notion that because I'm a white guy, I'm a Rothschild and I'm fucking running fucking everything. And I, because you're a chick, you're, like the notion that a poor white guy in Appalachian Mountains is fucking, tha' thate thuk isn't made more than a fucking gay guy who's born in fucking Manhattan to money it's the it's really it's another problem it's just like the we start setting these fucking these these uh these stereotypes that this is always oppressed and this is always an oppressor and sometimes this guy's born with two strikes against them and they're doing the fucking best they can and this person is abusing the fucking rules because he knows he's like I'm a gay guy it's so

high to be like no dude you haven't worked a day in your life let me see your hands you got any calluses on them no man you had a made being a gay guy in like an Arab country is hard that's real shit being being a gay guy an fucking Beverly Hills seems kind of easy. 100, dude, most of these girls, that's another problem with the social justice warrior shit is everybody who barks, we don't know what their intentions. We don't know who they're where they're coming from. Like this guy in Missouri who started the big, you know, the whole sit down and stuff like that, you know, cops shooting black people. And listen, man, that whole issue is fucking so gray.

The job of being a cop is fucking hard. The fucking relationship between blacks and cops have been off, there's been institutional racism. Okay, so neither, both of them are fucking really hard points to come from. So to sit there and just be like, this guy's this, this guy's that. But this kid's like, you know, institutional racism, his parents are both multi-millionaires. The notion that his life is infinitely harder than some poor white kid in fucking, you know, whatever part of the Midwest is ridiculous, man. And that is the fighting we get between each other. And this whole thing, they make us fight each other. When I was in, I was in the Arab Emirates a couple months ago. And I was explaining white privilege to an Arab dude.

And he thought it was funny because for him, white people are fucking teachers and the shitty fucking employees that they bring over from Europe. And he was like, white privilege, Arabs have all the money.. And I I I I I I I I I. And I. And, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, and that's, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I, I, I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I that's, I, I th. And, I, I, I th. And, I th. that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's th... that's, that's, that's, that's, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was Arabs have all the money. I was like that's true dude. I mean they have a lot of fun. Dude I mean anyways that's a whole different episode. So where are we at this when's your next court? Right now what's weird about Canada? I knew nothing. Has it helped your career in a weird way at all? It would have but I went through this weird depression that I started hating comedy so I just stopped like I do like like the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they have they have they have th. I they have they have they have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. they have. they have. they have........ they have. they have... they have... they have. they have. they have. they have. they have. they. they have. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they. they. they. they have. they have. they have. they have. they have. I have. they have. I. through this weird depression that I started hating comedy. So I just stopped like I do like the minimum amount of shows just to get by for a year. And now I started like now I came back with a sort of a vengeance of fuck these god damn people.

So I think it's going to help me in the long run but it kind of hurt for a while. Yeah, I could understand it. I mean like are you going to start doing shows in LA, I mean, in America more? Yeah, I'm working on my green card. I'm starting to do a podcast on the, on compound media, on Anthony Kumia's network. And, so I, I, I wouldn't want, like, I don't want to live in the states full-time, but I'd like to work here because this the only only place in the world that I can be me without fucking... And that's why, they just keep fucking wanting to take that back. Yeah. They keep wanting to destroy that. It's like, no man.

You gotta fight for your right to say what I don't understand why comedians want to take options away. Yeah, but the pendulum is definitely coming back. And then it, like, I think people that work blue or dark are gonna, like that's gonna be the comedy that's the next big thing. Like people, because people are fucking, people miss. People have bottled up. They just wanna hear it again. They just wanna hear it again.

For sure, you know, and it, they are, I'm telling you man, for the first time since I've been doing comedy and I started maybe 23 years ago, the first time ever you can talk politics on stage and people listen. Yeah, it's affecting all of our lives, because they don't know what truth is right now. And, and you know, say whatever you want about Trump and whether he is a he's for real or not or whatever man that guy's destroyed mainstream media the bias and the bullshit when you still meet people that believe that stuff you almost feel bad for them yeah and he's like he crush it so people now are looking for like the Joe Rogan podcast and our podcastg I mean I think that's why this podcast has resonated with so many people and why it's moved so quickly compared the other podcast I've seen

because like straight truth homie you know we're non-dogmatic we're not afraid to dip our toes we get called gay Jew shills constantly yeah even though neither of us are gay or neither of us are Jews. But, not Jewish. Okay, you know, hey man, we're working on things. It's 2018. You're allowed to check other at this point. Get weird, you know. But I'm really excited about that. I would love for you next time to, we'll exchange numbers when you're coming in town. I put a lot of shows together. If. to. their. their. their. th. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. th. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. their, to. to. to. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah coming in town. I put a lot of shows together. If you were here long enough, I'd love to throw you up on my big show on Tuesday night, but you're taking off, but hit me up when you're here. All right, cool, man. Thanks.

And I've always loved the gig with you. I do shows in Vegas all the time if you know, and it's I'm always going up there doing Canada. I love it Trying to put together a little tours, but so I'm man I'm really happy. I'm happy you came on the show. Thanks for having me on. Yeah, I think that I hope that people and I will include myself in this will rally behind you If there is a fine at the end of the day, I hope it doesn't cost you a single penny. I?????????? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the the the the the the th. I. I. I. th. th. I'm. to. to. I'm. to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. t. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. t. I'm. t. t. t. I'm. t. t. t. I'm. I'm. I know it already has, but anymore. People should be fucking doing your go fund me like a motherfuck. If I lose, though, like if I lose again, I think what I'm going to do is try to move to some fucking weird random country like Saudi Arabia and to apply for like refugee status in like a shit, shit shit. Just become the greatest comic ever in Saudi Arabia. Dude crowd work with men in the front

row and women in the cages. Is that what happened? That's so funny dude. So where can everyone find you guys on your social media? I'm I it's a Mike Ward CA on everything Instagram Facebook Twitter my website is Mike Ward dot CA which is the fucking shitty Canadian version of I love Canada though I love to mc I love I it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the great it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's a they it's a they it's a to they c. it's a to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theyCA, which is the fucking shitty Canadian version of dot com. I love Canada though. Too much Hockey and Sports Center, but I love it. I love Canadian people. I hate Canada.

I love Canadian people. Toronto is what everybody thinks San Francisco is and it's not. San Francisco used to be like that. Now it's, I love San Francisco, but it it's like they're just elitist now but Toronto's like every you could talk real talk and everybody's fuckable and that's like important for me you know and saying. I like, was that how San Francisco was I thought it was all gay guys. San Francisco used to be the cool place where all the fucking

culture was you know yeah there was know, there was a whole fucking joke that I forget the comics name was and from San Francisco where it's like everyone thinks it's gay. It's really more Chinese, so the joke was like, there's more walks than cocks, you know what I'm saying? Like the real gays here, dude. The business of gay is in Los Angeles, dude. This is where they make money off of being gay. You want to go to the gayest area in the world, just walk down Santa Maca Boulevard, and they deserve it. It's a wonderful place.

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Gay Fourth of July, if you guys ever come to LA, go to Boys Town. Do you play the house of the comic strip and there you yuck yuck yuck's guy? Um, kind of neither. Like I'm, since I'm mostly work in Quebec, like I do theaters in Quebec. So, but what I do do some yucks clubs. I like I like yuck yucks. Let me know when you're again we'll exchange it anytime you come down there if I can hook you up with a gig here and there I'd be more than happy to do it. That'd be awesome. And it's pretty rare that we ever get anyone that speaks any other language we don't even speak English that well on this podcast so any So any chance you'd give us a shout out for Tinfoil Hat in French. Okay. So you're listening to Timbohat.

All right, uh, you'll listen to Tinfoil. Yeah, there we go, dude. Thank you, dude.