Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Tin Foil Hat #70 (Long Story): Cannabis High-Jack with Jason Ellis and Lee Syatt

Episode Date: March 2, 2018

Thank you for tuning into another interesting episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode the boys welcome the weed smoking legends Jason Ellis and Lee Syatt. On this episode we discuss......... 1)William Randolph Hearst 2)1937 Marihuana Tax Act 3)Ronald Reagan and The War on Drugs 4)Big Pharma and Monsanto 5)Fuck Nazi White Nationalist Thank you for tuning in we appreciate the support. If you are in the LA area March 25th come out to the Sam Tripoli's Comedy Special Taping live at The Viper Room. If you can make please email samtripolilive@gmail.com and reserve your tickets now.

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Starting point is 00:00:42 Welcome to Timfoil Hat. I'm joined in studio by two people I love with all my heart. You know them from the church of what's happening now. Lee Syad everybody. Thank you for having me, Sam. And that, yeah, and then my good friend, we've done so much together. We had a hit show. It was a hit show we haven't we probably hooked up with a couple
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Starting point is 00:06:59 we're doing the Velvet Jones, the Rantator show you're always welcome to pop in even though you don't think you're funny I think you're one of the most hilarious dudes I watch so that's going you can go to Velvet Jones dot com to get those tickets they're only 10 bucks should be a fun time and then March 25th I I am shooting my special at the Viper Room zero fucks two shows one at 730 one at 930 I think we're only th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the only only only only only tho tho th only th only th only th only th only th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th th the th th th th the th th th th th the the the the th th the the th th the th the the the the th th th th th th th th th th. I'm the the the the the thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thi thi thi th at 730, one at 930, I think we're only going to be putting a hundred people in there, so I'm really happy how many people are hitting me up on emails, it's going pretty quick. I was going to be like, fuck, man, I hope people show up to this thing. I like the way you're doing it because it really doesn't matter like the audience you get in there and if the the the the audience. the audience. the audience. the audience. the audience. th. And if the audience. And if th. And if th. And if th. th. th. th. th. thi th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I's, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, thi, the, the thi, thi. I's, thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th audience you get in there and if you're pan-picking the audience for your special Yeah, I'm like yeah, no no bullshit just come get it and some people like can I get nine tickets
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Starting point is 00:08:30 blood pouring out of my ears. So it's not easy. So hit me up, Sam Triply Live at Gmail, and I'll get on the guest list because it's going to go fast. I've done your podcast a couple times and I've been on your radio show a couple times and the last time we're on we got a fun debate about conspiracies and stuff like that. And then you hit me up like I want to do your podcast, which I was very happy with. So I thought what show, what topic can we do that would be good for both you guys to come on and talk about and he decided to talk about just the history of basically weed prohibition right? Like how this dark hand has been involved very long ago and it's still today and it's even like I think it's even getting worse now right? In the last decade a prethula of scientific research has emerged providing evidence for the medicinal benefits for consuming cannabis confirming what ancient
Starting point is 00:09:24 people already knew thousands of years ago. The medicinal benefits for consuming cannabis confirming what ancient people already knew thousands of years ago. The cultivation of cannabis can be traced back to 12,000 years. So we're talking like the ancient Chinese they used it for everything. The roots for medicine stem for textiles and rope, paper making. But they do in Daps back in China way back in the day? Just pants. Just pants. No fucking blowing it. Totally. And cannabis had enjoyed a 5,000 year run as a therapeutic plant with no history of illegality. Then in
Starting point is 00:09:52 1937, a quiet little place called the United States of America happened. Yeah. So basically you could do, you pretty much do any drug you wanted for the longest time. Like they were like doctors were giving you, you know prescriptions for cocaine. They're like oh you got a toothache just do an eight ball and you should feel better about everybody. Everybody was fine then that worked out right? Well yeah I mean is it any crazy than it is now? Yeah I mean I mean sense of going to a hospital. I mean in a hospital back. I feel like giving everybody a bag of a heroin would be a bad idea. Oh yeah, so now they just give you something called oxy cotton. Look I get what you're saying I just think that it's to me
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Starting point is 00:15:14 I'm Armenian I mean we're I mean Turks and Armenian probably genetically the same thing. It just we get our one thing we believe in and you don't believe in it and it just gets weird and they just they they they they they they they they they they they just they they they just they they just they they the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I I I's. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. I I. I I. I. I. I their. I their. I's. their. their. their. their. their. their. there's. their there's. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the't believe in it, and it just gets weird and they just fight with each other. So and they, people, there is, there's a lot of religious suppression involved with this, but it's also a lot of rich, powerful people trying to control the masses. Totally, it's collusion. If you sat around a smoking circle long enough, you'll eventually hear the story about how cannabis became probated, you know? So engineered by William Randolph's Hurst, the theory popularized by marijuana activist Jack Herrera in his self-published book, The Emperor Wares No Clothes, notes in the mid-1930s,
Starting point is 00:15:58 news stripping machines were conserved hemp fibers, and they use the high cellulose to make a state-of-the-art available and affordable. So now that Hearst had all these newspapers, he was like, I got the machine with my homie DuPont, we're going to use cotton and make all these newspapers so they had to outlaw hemp and the way they went about it. So basically, yeah the way they went propaganda machine also wanted to control how it was made? to to to to the theyaa? theya? they. they. they. thiia they. thia? Wea. they. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I was thi. I was they win. The propaganda machine also wanted to control how it was made. Was anybody smoking it already? It's been used for damn near 5,000 years up to that point. Yeah. Everybody already knew that it had magical pales. Yep. So here we are in 1935 is when DuPont invented this machine so that they could make this type of stuff, make nylon and they needed to get it passed through. So Andrew Mell in in in in in in in in their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their their their their their. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. So, their. So, the the the the the the the the the the their. the the their. the the the the the the the the the the their. the their. the their. the their. the their. the the the their. So. So. So. the the the the the the the their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. so that they could make this type of stuff, make nylon, and they needed to get it passed through. So Andrew Mellon, the Secretary of Treasury, who
Starting point is 00:16:49 had significant investments in the DuPont Company. That's always the story. Right. And Harry Anzingler, who was the commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Nucotics, who was also related like second wife to Mellon, they thought, figuredon, they figured a way to like protect their assets for calling a hemp to be banned. So full on, 1937, the Marijuana Tax Act imposed a tax on the sale of hemp marijuana and propelled a racist campaign against the drug. Oh my God, here's where it starts.
Starting point is 00:17:18 This is every campaign. Big time. So they use the newspapers to spread all this shit. Yeah, propaganda machine my whole theory television Everything is just pop propaganda Yeah, 1937. It's just all there to get you to hate other people Linking it to homicidal mania suggesting its principal users were black people Latinos immigrants and insinuating its effects included minorities For getting their place in American society. Well, this is the best read the next line. I love it. So he warned????? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? I? I? I? I? I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I? I? I the the their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their place in American society. Well, this is the best. Read the next line, I love it. So he warned, what happens when black male college students share joints with female students, quote, after smoking and getting their sympathy with stories of racial persecution, he concluded
Starting point is 00:17:56 the result would be pregnancy. Yeah, which is basically the fear of almost every law is that some black guy is going to knock up your white daughter. That is the fear behind everything, and most the the thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, the the the the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, thu. thu, thu, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, thi, thi, their, thi, thi, the, thea, thean, thean, thean, thean, theauiiiiii. theaui. thea, white daughter. That is the fear behind everything and most of the things behind interracial porn. My daughter's 12 and her boyfriend's black. Look at you, dude. Her best friend's black too. Hell yeah. So it's my best friend.
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Starting point is 00:19:07 Yeah, I didn't even say sorry or that I was fucking with him. I was like, I'm just going to leave it. That's your job as dad. Yeah, you're supposed to scare them. But that is the, that is what most laws. And like even look at the terrorism, the pulp making, paper making machines, if you look at the airports, right? And you look at how the fact that the guy who told us we need to put body scanners in airports
Starting point is 00:19:34 is the same guy that owned the company that fucking made all the body scanners? Like that's the exact same. Don't body scanners catch things? Like what? What? Isn't there like a report every day where they catch a bunch of shit, they get knives and stuff?
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Starting point is 00:21:35 It's depressing. Like, everything, every law is about money. I got pulled, I went to the dentist for a root canal. They they th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. And, th. And, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, I, and, I, and, I, I, and, I, I, I, and, I, and, I, and, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, the, the, they. And, thre. And, ta, took, took, took, took, took, took, ta, took, took, they. And, the, the, the, the, the dentist for a root canal. They pulled me out of the chair to go sign, sign like the insurance and money paperwork. And like the stuff we're talking about with weed or any sort of law, I like I've just started to realize in the last couple years that has almost nothing to do with what like the issue they're saying. It's just they want money. Straight cash. They're going to get money either from from from from from from they have all these business like all these police officers now
Starting point is 00:22:06 it's like it's just money that's all it is. Yeah that's what those photo cameras on traffic can that's why they're illegal now because the company that that ran those got half the money. Hey can't you not get the those crazy stuffish things anymore when the laws come in the the the the the the th is th is th th th th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th try try try try try try try try ttry try they're they're try they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they anymore when the laws come in because you can't get like a hundred milligrams. Okay so you're just jumping to what you're talking about his gummy bears and stuff like that? Yeah right yeah no yeah they're gone yeah his lifestyle I want I mean I hope to sort of saw it one day to achieve it no no hang out and sort of hover off the ground a little bit yeah no to go to a drug dealer? I do. I do when you have to line up with a bunch of fucking tourists and wouldn't be like, ooh, I want to try a giant fuck you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking came away before you pussy. Yeah, that's
Starting point is 00:22:54 true. I still have my medical thing. But it's a way, I haven't actually haven't been back since it's been Well basically the weed dealer's dead. Is he dead? Is he done? No. From what I hear now, it's bringing it back because they're going retro? They've lowered all like the THC content of the weed and the edible. So now people who want strong stuff have to go to the joints that had like, you know, I mean, 300 milligrams with a shit in it because they put all this crap in it. man put it all in there. But now you can't have that joint. They can't give you that joint. I'm like, we just got legal. And we just started. You know they're going to do that. Because it's like when you go to a liquor store or you go to a restaurant, it's like all these different kind of liquors, every color, you can pour shit on this and put it on here. And it's like we just started to become that. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I they. We just, we just, we just, we just, we just, we just, we just, we just, we just, I th. We just, I th. We just, I th. We just th. We just they're just they're just started they're just thi, I'm just started they're just started they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they, we just, we just, we just, we just, I, I, I, I, we just, we just, I, I, I they're going they're going they're going they're going to to to to go to go th. We're just going to go to go to th. We just going they're just going to they're just going. We just going they're just going. We're just going. We're just going. We're going to to do all the way the styles of people do it, but I'm happy for you to that you got a
Starting point is 00:23:45 chance to be a kid and do a fucking dab or whatever it is, but they're trying to... You knew that's what they were going to do and that's what we're going to get into this episode, but that's where it happened. But let's get through this part., incredibly rich person, excuse me, influences the laws and outlaws it under the pretense that your daughter's going to get knocked up by black guys and we got outlaw we. It was a lobbyist before they were lobbyists. Yeah, pretty much. So we jumped forward to in the 1960s as the drug became a symbol of the youth and rebellion
Starting point is 00:24:22 social upheaval and political dissent, the government halted scientific research to evaluate their............... And their their, their, their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their their heaval, and political dissent, the government halted scientific research to evaluate their medical safety and efficiency. So Mr. Richard Nixon signed the Controlled Substance Act, the CSA, into law in 1970, for the regulation of certain drugs and substances. This outlined the five schedules, as we now know. Schedule I drugs are considered the most dangerous. Schedule 1 substance... Or the most fun. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Or one they've described to have the following findings. The drug has a high potential for abuse. The drug has a substance there's no currently accepted medical treatment in the United States. And there is a lack of accepted safety for the use of the drug or substance under medical supervision. So would you say we've all smoked cannabis? Yeah. Is cannabis highly abused? Is cannabis? Is cannabis?
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Starting point is 00:25:32 Has everything to do with throwing you in jail and fucking putting you in the system and making it really hard for you to get work so you stay in the system. Because I can stop being th th the th can never stop being a felon. If you hit me with a felony, it's really fucking hard for me to get work. And then let's say you're a chick. It's my theory why women get less years when we commit the same crime. Do you think it's just a matter of they figure out a way to make you get fucked in the ass and fine you to make tons of money out of it. Well I mean they're like that's what weed is. Weed was we can't figure out how to make money because we all know you can grow it. But they're like know that they tap into water and stuff in Mexico that's their new thing like drug cartel to steal water and oil from other people's fucking like just straight up as pumps there's no but not wait because we have weed the way yeah
Starting point is 00:26:36 well they recently they're like two years go there there was a giant bus of Mexican cartels trying to smuggle weed into California. I'm like, we have weed, dude. That's like trying to smuggle butt plugs in the West Hollywood. But now I can tell the way they're doing that little how many milligram thing, they're gonna tax the fuck out of it and ruin it for the people that have had. 100% it's all about money making money. But there's also big business one of the most profitable businesses in the in the country is privatized prisons and You can buy stock into these and a lot of celebrities who are always yelling about
Starting point is 00:27:11 Inequality they own stock in that and if they can get you in there they want what's wrong with? What's wrong with? What's wrong with? Human beings like I just the more money I make and the more success I get the more? I feel like not in fucking a million years could. the? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? the? What? What? What's? What's? What? What? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the, the, they. the. they. the, the. the. the, the. the, the, the. the the the the the and the more success I get, the more I feel like, not in fucking a million years could you convince me to give, dude, trust me, man, you give the money next year it's double. Fuck you, dude. I'm not going to be a part of a thing that I know is a piece of shit. Why do people need more of everything so much? to their stuff?
Starting point is 00:27:40 the fucks. . Every fucking star I know has way more than I do and I've got way too much. So what the fuck's your deal? That's my hope. Anything over 70 grand, they say doesn't change your life. They say up to 70 grand. Anything over that, you're not any more happier. That's just the start. I mean, I'm sure in LA, that might go up. So we'll adjust at the 140, what do you want to do that? Okay, yeah 140, right. 140, you're having a bad time, you're always going to have a bad time. Right. Right.
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Starting point is 00:28:50 Well, the new thing is sugar dating, which is, I call a Christian prostitution. Because like bad girls like hookers, I mean, we have escorts, which tend to be high-end escorts. Most of them probably actually come from some decent backgrounds, but they're so fucking hot and they're like, I could just pay for the, get something to pay for this shit. Or, like, it's, it's more poor women who do prostitution, and they get thrown in the fucking in in in in the fucking in their, their, their, their, thro-in, thro-in, thro-in, thro-in, thro-in, thro!. throw, throw, throw, throw, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the. thre. thre. threa. threa. th. the. th. the. the. the. the like that's why I know I didn't really smoke weed until I moved to California Because and that and same thing for prostitution they they scare you so much I didn't I haven't done prostitution here, but they they they're about you think you get you for your ass we heard that from my Joe Diaz oh I could get a prison oh I could if I wanted to be a to if if if if if if if if I to to to the if I to to to to to the to to the to the they I they to they I to get they I they I they I they I they I they I th th th th th th th th they I they I th th th th th th they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they I they th they they th th th thin to get to get to get to to thi to the the to the the to the the the to to the the the the wouldn't be, I wouldn't be, you would not be making shit. Oh no, there's, it's not because of the way you like, no, it's not, there's a fetish for
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Starting point is 00:30:27 And it doesn't seem like that really happens. Jerry Rice, you, that happened to Jerry Rice. He's like, oh, I guess I went to the wrong place. You know, I guess I went to the wrong place. Since we have you here, when are you going to pull, to pull some, to pull, to pull, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, and, and, to, and, and, and, to, and, and, to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the...... the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I can't get him. What does he do? He doesn't spike your shit, does he? Ah, not spike, but when he first started, when we first started the podcast, he would take like a 180 milligram edible and put it in a 90 milligram edible wrapper. Okay. So that's like to train me how to do it. How to live through anxiety attacks? No, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thia, thia, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, that, thi, that, thus, thus, thus, thus, they, they, they, they, they, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when they. When, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, they. When, thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He. He's, thi. He's, thi, thi, thi, thi. When thi. When you that, that, that, that, that, they. When, that's what, thank God, I don't really get anxiety on them.
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Starting point is 00:31:51 No, not only is he on cocaine, he just calls up Nixon going, hey, I want to come over, flies over in a helicopter in this amazing suit. He looks great. He shows up with guns on him. They're talking about Elvis. Yeah, Elvis shows up with Richard Pry. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He. He. th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's th. th. th. th. th. to. thi. the. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. guns on him. They're talking about Elvis. Yeah, Elvis shows up with Richard Pryor. Richard Nixon. Yeah, crazy. He dramatically increased the size and presence of federal drug control agencies and pushed through measures such as mandatory sentencing and no knock warrants. That is where privatized prisons. And you said, because when they sold it to, especially when Clintons were, like, we're not going to let these judges, let these criminals get off.
Starting point is 00:32:26 We're going to make mandatory, you know, fines and sentences. And you're like, yeah, and then you realize, oh, that's because all these rich cats own these fucking prisons and they want to make sure you stay there. And there's no way a judge can go, obviously this isn't. Like there's some guy who had like, and then they did the three strikes and were like, yeah, three strikes, you've done enough felonies. You realize sometimes you get a felony for like the little's thing. And then this guy steals a bike and they're like, you're getting life, dude. You're like, what? That doesn't make sense? Can't do anything about it because these are mandatory. And that's where this comes in. That's where Richard Nixon brings it in.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Yeah, in the 1977, Elvis dies of an overdose. Iro, Irrini, yeah, a little bit, right? Some people are worth more dead than alive. That was Michael Jackson. He held so much money, dude. He told so much money, dude. We could sell everything and make all this money. It's not like you didn't have an amazing run. He had an amazing run.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I mean, your nose had fallen off. I would die for sure by then. Would you want to be that famous? I think that's a prison with no walls. I think it's terrible, but I wouldn't say no to it, just because I'm in a minute, a masochist. I like like like being like being a to be to be to be a theirahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. I like being I like being I like being I like being a to be th. I would, maybe a little more money so I could buy a house and just make sure I'd take care of my parents. That's literally it.
Starting point is 00:33:50 I like being a scumbag. I like being a scumbag. Is this the quote they're going to play? Wait, wait, wait, wait. If you're a millionaire, you can't, you, you, you, that, that, that, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, I, I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, to, to, to, t. I. I, t. I, t. I. I, t. I, t. I, t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to. to. to. be a scumbag. Ah, but there's so many snitches now. It's like Snitch City. I fucking pay you to shut the fuck up. Yeah, that sometimes doesn't work either. Kick you in the dick either.
Starting point is 00:34:11 And then they keep coming back. I could do whatever the fuck I wanted. I could. I was just, I'm so glad that I didn't I that I didn't that I didn't that I didn't that I didn't that I didn't that I didn't that I didn't th. It's just too much. It's a prison. Were you here in the 80s? Were you over in America? When did I come here? 80? Right, yeah, like 87 was the first time I came I think. I'm 46, wait, fucking. So do you remember Reagan's just say no campaign?
Starting point is 00:34:34 Hold on. Oh, I do. Don't you have Nixon talking? I knew the, yeah, just say, just, just, just, just, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, when, you know, I came over here to be a skateboarder, I wasn't interested in drugs. I'd already done a bunch of drugs and I was like, really little. So I was just like, yeah, great, I agree whatever your name is. So you were a clean skateboarder? I mean, there were times for sure.
Starting point is 00:34:59 there's Nixon. I was clean in the moment I was going to go. America's public enemy number one in the United States is drug abuse. In order to fight and defeat this enemy, it is necessary to wage a new, all-out offensive. I have asked the Congress to provide the legislative authority and the funds to fuel this kind of an offensive. Over 40 years ago, US President Richard Nixon declared drug abuse public enemy number one, starting an unprecedented global campaign, the war on drugs. Today, the numbers are in. The war on drugs is a huge failure with devastating unintended consequences.
Starting point is 00:35:40 It led to mass incarceration in the U.S. to corruption, political destabilization and violence in Latin America, Asia and Africa, to systemic human rights abuses across the world. It negatively affected the lives of millions of people. All of this, while we waste billions of dollars every year, only to create and fuel powerful drug cartels, while the goal of the war on drugs seems less achievable than ever. And the people who are outlawing the goal of the war on drugs seems less achievable than ever. And the people who are outlawing the drugs are most likely the ones shipping in the
Starting point is 00:36:09 drugs and selling the drugs. So like in that video it said unintended consequences. Like I'm not, I'm a new conspiracy guy. Yes, welcome buddy. Do you guys think like those are the intended consequences? Like they knew what they were doing the whole time. The cl I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And I was. And I was. I was. And the th. th. the people. the people. the people. the people. the people. the people. the people. the people. the people. And the people. And the the the the the the the the the th. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And... And. And. And.. And....... And. And.... And. And. And.. And.. And. And.. And............................. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the intended conflict, like they knew what they were doing the whole time. The Clintons always said it didn't work out the way we thought it would. I go, that's bullshit. It worked out exactly the way you thought it would. You know when they passed a crime bill of 1996, we'll get into that, man, they made like
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Starting point is 00:37:31 Yeah, I mean I don't pay for boobies anymore but tits are great. I think they're funny. Yeah, I mean if you go far back, yeah, it's definitely cool. So in 1980 President Reagan's refocus on drugs led to significant increase incarcerations for nonviolent drug crimes. In 1986, Congress passed the Anti-Drug Abuse Act, which established mandatory minimum prison sentences for certain drug offenses. Yep. All right, the number of people behind bars for nonviolent drug offenses increased from 50,000 in 1980, to over 400,000 in 1997.
Starting point is 00:38:07 That's 1997. What do you think it is today? Retarded amount. I don't know what unit retard is, but that's a lot. He's like, baa. And yeah, it's a lot of it. That is. I mean, like you shouldn't be in jail for anything other than stealing and violent crimes.
Starting point is 00:38:22 So what you're saying earlier about how big pharma is involved in agriculture, this is the connection to cannabis. All right, Arizona was the first one to reject legal cannabis. Unfortunately INSYS it's a therapeutics company based out of Arizona. They like we're all about no don't legalize weed because they are making a synthetic drug called syndros. That's a THC. Here's where we go with this, man.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Again! Don't do it, we're going to make money off this other bullshit. Yeah. Yep. Well, isn't it right now? My dad lives in Florida. Isn't like the people who own public, to the anti-legal weed in Florida? Of course. They're going to lose money.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Of course. All about money. Dude, that's like everybody going, hey, I'll lost snatch. We own fleshlights. We're going to give fleshlights to everybody and make a ton of cash. With cannabis now legal in more than half of the US, the buddinging cannabis industry and long-time underground players players, th players, th players, th. thi and thi and thi and thi and thi and thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe. toe, toe, toe, to to to to to to, to, to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. to, th. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the treat posed by powerful pharmaceutical manufacturers which have simultaneously helped fight legalization while seeking develop their own synthetic cannabis. You guys gonna smoke some synthetic weed? You gotta get tons of good seeds and weapons
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Starting point is 00:42:21 approve of you can hate everybody There's people out there who hate Armenians. I hear it nightly and comedy clubs. Nightly, shitty on Armo's. I thought that in an MMA fight a couple of times. I wouldn't say I hate Armenians. I'd be like, man, those Armenians are fucking annoying the shit out of me. Yeah, hey, dude. I mean, I felt like they were like, like, like, like, like, like, I was, I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, I, I, th. th. th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. I, I, th. I, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I, I, th. I'm, th. I'm. I'm. I, I'm. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. I, th. I, th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. th. th. I'm. thought, th. th. I'm. th. I wasn't alone I found out I'm Russian Armenian so I'm not one of these Persian Armagh so I'm cool I lived in Hollywood I hated Russians because they were
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Starting point is 00:43:13 So, I mean, all that you about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. And that's why when I go to a comedy store and everybody looks at me like I'm the crazy person and they love to poke the bear every time I go there. I'm like you guys got lied to these people all the same time. All the time. You know what? You know like weapons of mass. all lies it's always been lies just to get people not to focus on what's really going on and this weed shit is just all about making money and just just suppressing people yeah that the talk among organic communities is that Monsanto who just was recently bought by Bear you guys ever like take Bear B EYE Y Y Y Y? Oh yeah a little fun fact about Bear they made gas and chemicals
Starting point is 00:44:04 the Nazis they're and chemicals for the Nazis. They're one of the last German companies. Come on, Volkswagen and Porsche, give them a break. But they made the actual chemicals. All right, fuck him. Look, I have no problem hating Germans too. They're pieces of shit. And Bayer actually invented, they they came up with heroin. They invented heroin. Very suspicious out there. Well, that's pretty cool. Oh, have you seen that opium production? I think they... Yeah, the Japanese and the Nazis invented meth. Have you seen that Japanese, that opium production has gone up 25% in Afghanistan, which correlates with the 24% jump in basically heroin addiction in America?
Starting point is 00:44:43 Wait, I thought everyone was getting addicted to heroin because everybody can get the pills and then well that's how it starts but that that's where it's all coming from you need I mean the stuff that makes opiate if it wasn't the opiate yeah but I still believe that you get the addiction because you get given too many dude I've broken like 30 bones I've been in a hospital a lot of times they've you've been I've in a the hospital I I I the the the the the they've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've broken I've been in in a the the the the the the the the the the their their their I've their I've their I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm I'm their I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th I'm in in I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in th th th th th th th thoo th th tho tho tho tho tho thi thi thi they're like, yeah, here's your fucking brain killers, and then I come in again and they're like, mm-mm, and I'm, I'm away, and then I hear all these stories where it seems like people are, the doctor's like, would you like another jar? Because nobody fucking tell me, and they'd like the same the same people yeah they have they call them prescription mills where you like Florida had a law where you didn't have to
Starting point is 00:45:27 register you didn't they didn't have a system where all the doctors talk to each other so you could go from one doctor to other getting prescriptions and the people who are selling heroin on the streets are getting the heroin from the same people that are selling the opiates to the companies that make the you know all the drugs to get you hooked it's the same people and we have we have US military guarding those those you done heroin no it's I'm a I'm a go fast guy pretty good no I'm a go fast guy I'm not even that we do I'm gonna go fast guy I'm gonna I'm gonna go fast guy I'm pretty crazy that like just like the theyl I'm the the the the heroin. Like they just they it's it's not even like they're like oh I'll do heroin I guess it's isn't it the same high? Yeah no it's exactly the same
Starting point is 00:46:12 there's other stuff that they put in depends on what kind of painkill you get but it's exactly the same but the only difference is it comes on faster faster if you shoot it up or you smoke it so when you take that I'm not a shooter I can't stand needles it I could never stand needles I saw my mom's boyfriend shoot up in front of me I saw my an skateboard idol shoot up in front of me and then shoot up his girlfriend that I was in love with and blood was but missed the vein and it was all this stuff where I was like I will never do that in my life and then I smoked enough heroin for a while there were, with a bunch of hookers that I was like, let's just get wacked up, let's do this.
Starting point is 00:46:50 And then I did it. Can you perform high on heroin? Well, I mean, for a little bit there. I mean, they started real quick. There were two of the life. And I knew that they wouldn't give me a lot of heroin because I knew that they were junkies. And they weren't gonna give me like too much because they wanted the rest of them.
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Starting point is 00:47:53 to you're happy about that yeah like I'm in it I got my black belt addiction yes yeah yeah because I was I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't th to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th thin I didn't thin I didn't the I didn't the I the I the I theeee I the thee I the the theee I the I the the the the I the the get on heroin because I wanted to excel, man. I was pretty in a dark place. I was like, that's just fucking in this shit. Yeah, I get it. But I can't shoot myself. I'll just do some the other Thursdays. Yeah, but I never had to do it again because it was so bad. I had such a bad time. Did I know you during this? first time I went back to Australia after being a pro skateboarder. I'm sorry that sucks. I've been there. I've been there dude. I didn't kill anybody. You know you wanted to think about I think about I think about all these kids
Starting point is 00:48:33 that end it like in high school. I'm like you guys have no clue like I literally like it's so funny I go back home and I see my friends from high school and they just have to remind me of memories all..... their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm their. I'm their. I'm. I'm their. I'm. I'm their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I their. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. I didn't the the the the have to remind me of memories all the time. Like, oh, you remember this? And I don't remember any of it. And I'm not that, you know, but it's like high school, you think high school is the world and it's just not. And it's just literally just get through it. And then in my opinion, the fun start. Like, the highway to success is littered with the dead carcassassass kings and queens, you know, who like peaked in high school? I feel like there's unlucky kids, you know, I mean, it's a dangerous world, but I feel like as long as you give your kids some common sense, like I said, the people that die when they have common sense, you know, well, it's a dangerous place. But you minimize it. And you can't think about it all the time, I'm just, the tellainthe a th th their th th their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I's, I'm, th.... th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, t their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, just like, oh my God. You know what I mean, for a minute then I just thought I thought it was going to be tough because I had to like carry around because you're useless for a bunch of years, you know
Starting point is 00:49:29 I mean? No, no, when you get old, you're going to bring the wrath on me, I can't tell. They're going to bring opens you to yourself and others like totally different you know what I mean like this makes sense why cannabis from a democracy point of view you wouldn't want a populace just mellow they have to be freaking out about this because what are they gonna do you know they're just gonna they're not gonna be living in fear amongst each other we're not gonna be fighting amongst each other about gender politics whatever the only people who fight on weed are rappers that's it right
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Starting point is 00:50:31 This is pretty funny. I did show a slash. I got that shit, I gotta be on the radio. He was it, gave me a prescription, I had it, and I don't know anything about it. I just kind of caught that you put of candy in a cup and your sprite, so I've got it in there. And Slash walks in, and he's like, because there's a camera on the side, and it's in between breaks, what, what, you got over there? I'm like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, you, I, you, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, th....... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th over there. And I'm like, yeah, sure, no problem. I'm like, wait, isn't he sober?
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Starting point is 00:51:47 telling, I remember just going, okay, this is going to be just these two idiots. How was it? How was it? How did it go? I can't tell you. Is there video? Is there video? Is there a video? I'm? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their. I their. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember th. I remember their. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I'm a a a a the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I. I. I. I. I the. I the. I the. I the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I'm. I'm. I'm a. I'm a. I mean? I don't know how the show went. That's so fucking funny. Well, I actually have an idea when Ari and Sam finally do fight at Ellis Mania. Hey, hey, don't say that, man. I'm not trying to pick on you. It's not me, it's not me. It's not me. I didn't want to fight this dude forever. I know, but you're just want to fight them. I think they should be on mushrooms and boner pills. I'm not against that. See when you give them mushrooms and boner pills, the boner pills, sure, but the mushrooms,
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Starting point is 00:53:25 And so you take about like 0.6 grams every day for about two, like I think it's five days on, two days off. I've heard a bunch of people doing that. But they're doing that up in Silicon Valley and places that are coded. Then you take a lot in triples or that part is just designed for like micro. like micro-dosing in order to like be use them as like a neutral. Okay, I'm aware of micro-dos. I thought you were saying I am you micro-dose and then take a lot and you get a better high. Now like you're supposed to do the heroic a doses 5.6 dried grams in the dark silence by yourself on an empty stomach.
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Starting point is 00:54:30 I don't, honestly, I'm not a huge fan of mushrooms. It's just a task. I don't know, I'm thinking about doing mushrooms again. Yeah, I love it. I love mushrooms. I haven't done it since I was like, I did mushrooms at my friends memorial. or something. You did what?
Starting point is 00:54:51 I did mushrooms at my friends memorial. And how did that work? Uh, just let me talk to God. And we just chatted. It didn't laugh there. Because my friend was Weho Jesus. Who's We Ho Jesus? Kevin, he just pized. Is he an Asian dude that's kind of chubby? No, he's a guy who walked around dressed like Jesus. Oh, the dude that actually died that looked like Jesus. Yes.
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Starting point is 00:56:13 No, well, he can't do. Anyways, the point is the point is the point to beturn it over to big business quote unquote? No! That's why we all fight back. It can be ruined. Is the push for legalization of cannabis less about the needs of the people when it comes to their health and more about the US government conspiring to put more money into Monsanto slash Bayers pocketbook? Well, one of the big conversations I had with Jason on his show after we got past Vegas was this whole thon thin thin thin th th thin th th th thin th th thin th thin thin thin thin. thin. thin. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thioling. thus. th. thus. the. th. th. th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is. Is th. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th got past Vegas was this whole thing with Santa Ana, right?
Starting point is 00:56:47 And how all this shit was going on, like this fire starts, like within two seconds it's everywhere. Like boom, it doesn't, it's not spread, it's just fires are everywhere. You know, I wish I would have brought the video. See, I would show you the video but I already know you're going to be like, it's not real. It's not real video. And it's totally a real video. But it- He can't say that if I haven't seen the video or acted. I'll send you the video.
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Starting point is 00:57:56 So the past and you study it up to the future. Why do you live here? Why do you live here? Why do you live here? Why do you live here? Why do you live here? the city? In the the the the city? In Los Angeles? Yeah. Because I'm a stand up comic? Do you like? You like water and guns? to their coa? their co-s? their? th. th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I? th. th. th. the the th. their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? Do? Do, their? Why, their? Why, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their you but you you don't want to leave and live in the countryside you're just like when the shit is the fan I'm gonna be in in LA. Well no I want to move a little little ways out from LA like like I love to do my podcast here. Maybe I'll get a bus man I'll set it up so it's like anti zombiezomby. But do you guys really want to live if the shit hits the fan? No, I'm not even... I do, just a fight. Yeah, this is, well, he looks like some like,
Starting point is 00:58:48 I don't like fighting, I don't like fighting, I don't like fighting, I don't like I don't like fighting, like, you know, for the post apocalyptic future forever like you guys like they say the guy started in a post apocalyptic yeah I mean you were judging this from watching the movie Mad Max or judging all my interactions I'm trying to understand with mainly Australian snowboarders which like you guys are chill as fuck you you the country is just everything can kill you there well what's it with the super volcano the their their their their their their s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s. th is is is is th is th is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're they're they're th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. they're thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're kill you there. Well what's it with the Super Bowl? That's not true. That's just not true.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Everything doesn't kill you there, that's bullshit. You can only live on the coast. It's like you guys are like the, like, it's already the future in Australia, you know? I don't really go home anymore, but I don't really go home. Like there used to be a tougher astrane and I think the only reason they were tougher is because they were less educated and they were behind you. And I think that the behind, like if you go back generation, generation in America, you'll find that there was a generation that were just as fucking tough as any strain, it's just, you're more evolved than we are. You've seen more shit than we have when it comes the future the future to to to to to to to to the future to to the future to to the future to the to the to to the the to the than we have when it comes to the future, and you're softer than us because of it.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Totally. Well, I mean, we've, for the first one ever, we're catching, last time I was there, I was like, whoa, you know what it is? The internet, the internet has connected everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is a foreign country. This is America, it's a foreign country. Then he came back after the internet kind of got to where it was now, it's not quite this now, but it was like totally different. Everything was connected.
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Starting point is 01:01:18 How do you get that, dude? The guy is standing next to the guy and the guy is doing the interview and he's like, this guy is following is following is following following following following following following following following this guy is following me on Facebook right now So just know everybody everybody's in the know I mean it was like five or six I don't know the parts of the stratosphere I can't get any service My house my house but works in the Himalaya's eight feet dot you know like eight stories Do whatever and he's getting perfect fucking signals it's so weird Lee you get bombarded when you go out and about now? I'm not the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. they. they. they. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I'm they. I they. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. It was. I was. It's was. It's was. It's was th. It's was th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's like th. It's like th. It's like th. It's like, not really. I mean, it's for me, it's nice. It's like every once in a while someone will recognize me and they're most of the time they're nice.
Starting point is 01:01:49 So it's awesome for me. Everybody loves you, Lee. Everybody loves you. I think about like, you talk about earlier, like, and have nobody know. Yeah, I would much rather that have that too, just to be able to move around. Right. Oh yeah. I mean, and the way my career is going, it looks like I have nothing to worry about, right? But fuck. Dude, I just don't want to be super duper famous.
Starting point is 01:02:17 I think it's awesome. So check this out. So we all know now in now now now now now now now now now now now, what happened in December of 2017 is lawmakers did a little quick one on everyone. They fucked some people. With less than a month, the lawmakers put into effect, what they had to their total acre cap, which meant that you could have one acre to so all these small farmers had to buy all the proper license, spend like a million dollars, just so they can cultivate on their one acre.
Starting point is 01:02:48 And December 5th, 2017, they set unlimited acres. So now the big corporations can come in and just, they're just going to kick out all these grassroots hippies that have been literally, Humboldt County is what we'd county is. Yeah. So now I know some people up there that they're afraid that their entire legacy, because it's family to them. It's not, it's not drugs. It's just, it might as well be corn or asparagus. Oh, corn's getting fucked too. Well, that's my whole point of the burning is like that's a big weed area up there. And that was the whole theories they want people to get out their their their their their their their their. So so so their. So their. So they their. So they they they they they they they they they to get out out out out out out out out out they they they they they they they they they they to get. they can. they they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they's to to to to to to to to to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. It's their th th th th up all the land. Yeah. You know, and if you believe in, like, weather engineering, like, we've had awful droughts the last couple of years,
Starting point is 01:03:30 you know? And is that normal? Because it didn't happen before. And then there was a whole theory that they starved out to all the farmers, and they're going to come usual. And now the companies that would be using the water to make our wines or to make all the food, like almonds. They're now having to fight with people that are also trying to get the water so they can use it for cannabis. Well, there's a bunch of, there's a corporate organization that owns private water under California.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Nestle, isn't it? Nestle? they's buying all the water. Yeah, but they own like a whole giant, like, a ridiculous amount. So that's why all the almonds and all the fruit, if you look, California's never been, never done better when it comes to growing the very great seasons. Well, everybody around them, especially close to them, has no fucking water, and they're like, I saw a documentary, I, I,ers are getting like rain water in buckets and like using that to flush the toilet after they've used that water like three different times. Unbelievable, dude. And the government has all the water and the almonds have all the water. And there's like, literally, the dude that has no water, like they're tell them
Starting point is 01:04:40 about how their kids like spayed once a month or something and under a fucking cup of water. Why don't they move? Because well that was the other thing, Mexican ladies said it's fucking worse in Mexico than it is here with no water. And I'm like man how bad is it there? The things that we, I mean corporations are the new royal family, the royals, the way the Royals is wrecked shop in Europe forever, treating everybody like shit, doing what they wanted. That's corporations now. They live with one. What about those French people that ate a lot of cake and then everybody kicked the fuck out of him? What was that? Yeah, but that takes time? Well, why don't we just pull the trigger about on your show, but what's like how long has Flint's not had water? Yeah, like years. And they just spent $40 million on trolls. The US government, Obama passed a law that legalized propaganda. Then the government can use propaganda against people. Okay, that's legal now. All right. And they just spent $40 million to invest in a troll, internet troll company. So the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi's thi's thi's thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi spent $40 million to invest in a troll, internet troll company.
Starting point is 01:05:47 So the FBI CIA control people. And then we just sent... So the exact thing they're saying the Russians did. Yeah, that's how they know how good to do that. Okay. We just sent $50 billion to Israel, which is this, Israel's is from basically the size of Orange County down to San Diego And I don't I'm like we need to help Israel. That's fine, but there's places here that don't have water man. So Humboldt normal. That's the company normal. The organization for reforming North American organization reforming marijuana laws and O.R.-L, does not think we need mega-grows at this time or possibly ever. If the small farmer business cannot supply the
Starting point is 01:06:30 demand, then larger permitting may appropriate if absolutely necessary. So, quote, the total acreage needed to supply the state's entire adult-use market is only about 1,000 outdoor acres, assuming one ounce square foot average yield. So we're talking 2.5 million pounds of cannabis is essential for the total state demand. It's essential that the acreage be allocated in a way that is fair to the many existing modest scale growers who wish to participate and not be thrown away with the new mega industrial gross.
Starting point is 01:07:05 So I mean the future here is- Sounds crazy. Now the new administration is threatening to take us back towards a 1980-style drug war. President Trump is calling for a wall to keep drugs out of the country. Attorney General Jeff Sessions has made it clear that quote unquote, good people don't smoke marijuana. He's a piece of shit. I'm looking across the table at two completely different human beings that are completely good dudes Thank you
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Starting point is 01:08:16 Neo-Nazi website, I'm not going to say its name, but I came across it. They celebrate criminal activity such as pedophilia, domestic violence in recent months. They don't want white young male followers tokin up because quote unquote Jews are behind the burgeoning legal cannabis industry. Despite the growing public acceptance of cannabis use, Attorney General Jeff Sessions and others may attempt to crack down. Quote, this is a tweet from former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke. A member of the old guard of white supremacists has paranoid views and speaking out about cannabis. the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tokes. tokes. tokes. tokes. tokes. toke. tokes. tokes. tokes. tokes. tokes. tokes. tokes. tokes. tokes. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. t. t. t. t. t. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. toke. to. to. to a tweet from former Ku Klux Klan leader, David Duke. A member of the old guard of white supremacists has paranoid views and speaking out about cannabis is basically his whole life. He tweeted, referring to California's pot law. Come on, Jeff Sessions, get serious and do your job.
Starting point is 01:08:57 How can you pass laws in contrast to existing federal laws? Why is the Department of Justice persecuting these lawless politicians these people belong in prison? Duke has long railed against drug use in the context of it being a Jewish plot to break white men into submission and become docile. That just makes me want to smoke weed more now. Yeah. Smoke weed fight Nazis. That's right. Listen, I don't, I honestly, like, the right freedom of expression includes shit I I don't agree with all right, but fuck Nazis. Okay, fuck Nazis. Okay, fuck Nazis. Okay, fuck Nazis. You have to let them exist. And you know, the fact that, like who joins you. You can't really fuck Nazis if you want. You can't really fuck.
Starting point is 01:09:33 You to their ta. their to be, their threat whatever the fuck you want I don't give a shit I just say fuck them though they I mean like I'm not gonna be like you don't want to say fuck them to their face I would fuck not I want you not see on here I want to talk about how can you sit there and think that when all the evidence the world showed you wrong but now you're the problem no no no if everybody just shut the fuck up you don't you you you you you you you you you the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to the to they the they they they they they're the they they they they they they they they that you don't, why do you need to tell him that? I just said, dude, that this guy's trying to pass laws. But if Nazis existed, they didn't tell me that they were Nazis and that we suck for not being Nazis, I would have no problem with Nazis. Well, it's crazy.
Starting point is 01:10:15 they that they put in your head and they get in your head, you're like, I want to punch a fucking Nazi. Man, I react to fucking-nazi. I react way too much to racist stuff. I react way too much to gay shit and I know it and I check myself because I mean fucking therapy every week. But it's, but I know I'm reacting because it's personal. Yeah, but I's Jewish, you talk shit on Jewish, but when you're Jewish, you fuck yeah, right. But to be the bigger person is how the world grows, like to say, this is fucked up, the government's doing this, it's giving them, fuck the Nazis. I mean, you just said they do all this stuff to make you do that. Right, and that's like, I'm not, like, it kind of, and I don't, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, like, like, this, this, this, like, this, this, is, is, this, is, this, is, this, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, this, this, this, this, this, this, this is, this is, this is, this, this is, this is, this is, this is, this, is, is, is, is, is, is know if that's part of the conspiracy too is get all these people protesting against each other, like the Nazi marches and the anti- like, I'm not gonna go to a march.
Starting point is 01:11:08 I'm not gonna waste my day to justify like to like prop up what they're doing. But like I don't like, but like, that's weird how like they get people so angry. Yeah, I mean, it's all about the vision, dude. I'm just thi. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. that's. their. that's all. that's all. that's all. I's all. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. It's to go. It's to go. I's to go. I's all. I's all. I's all. I's all. I's all. I's all. I's all. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's. It's. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. I'm not going. It's all. I'm not going. It's all. I'm not going. I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm like I fucking hate Nazis man. Yeah, I'm not gonna go. I'm gonna punch a Nazi in the face. Yeah. Like what look I'll just go and I'll tell him that he needs to realize that it's very naughty what he's doing like no I'm gonna go and he's gonna go fuck you because you're on the other side. I just I'm like fuck you and then he'll do like some in bomb shit and I'll's ridiculous Right, right right. I get that. I'm just about if none of us went I just I'm about if none of us went I just know what about if in Tifas sorry I only found out who they were like a month ago What if they didn't go? I mean, it's hard to say the the the Nazi? When they was just like, you're like thrown. And there was like thrown. that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's that's that's that's like that. that's like that's that. that. that. that. that. that's like that's like that's like that's like that. that's like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. no. no. no. that. no. no. that. no. that. that's like. that. that. that. that. that's like. that. that. that's like. a Nazi. That's how you're going to get to him, man. Well, you know what it is, man, at the end of the day, really, what it is, is that those people
Starting point is 01:12:11 feel in their way that they have no power and that they just want to explain why their life isn't where they want told that Mexicans are taking their jobs and the Jews run the banks and all this shit and none of that's true. The real truth is giant corporations moved all the jobs out and they're trying to flood cheap labor and we fucked Mexico so badly with our drug laws that's completely unstable so they just want to come here to raise their families and the real people to hate is the same people that that that that that that that th people th people th people th people th people th. th. th. th. their families and the real people to hate is the same people that everybody should hate which is the scumbag politicians and the fucking insanely rich one percent fucking bankers and all who are not just Jews there are fucking Saudis.
Starting point is 01:12:54 Am I one percent? I don't know what the number like over 37,000 dollars? No, no, no, in within the world you're probably 1 percent. Within, I mean, we're talking Bill Gates shit. Right. Like, you know, it's like when they talk about slavery, right? There's this notion that everybody had a slave. That's not true. No. The 1%? The Bill Gates of go to school.
Starting point is 01:13:29 So that's the future is hope. Progress is inevitable and slow and even with an administration hostile to reform there is still an unprecedented momentum behind drug policy reform in the United States and localities across the country. Yeah, there's just, and you know what I watch, I watched, we've gotten to the point where the news or the mainstream media lies purposely. They don't care. They'll retract it a little two weeks later, page 17 or, or on their website that no one's going to go to, and they'll put it out like, oh, this guy smoked marijuana and went on a killing spree, you know, and it's not true at all. Yeah, if you guys want to get some real information, go to the Drug Policy Alliance.org, and its allies will continue to advocate for health-based reforms such as cannabis legalization,
Starting point is 01:14:13 drug decriminalization, safe consumption sites, and bail reform, and so much more. We look forward to a future where drug policies are shaped with science and compassion rather than political hysteria. I mean... How do you like how do you find the good places to get the information? Because if I'm like an anti-weed nut, I'm gonna be like oh they're just lying try and get all those Jews to... right? To get all all the white people to... You know what's crazy is inside your brain you have can't the relationship human beings, I'm thr-a....... th. th. th. th. th. th. thiiii. thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. to to thi. their, their, how thi, how thi, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how their, how, how th. thi, how thi, how thi, how thi. How thi. How thi. thi. How thi. thi. thi. thi. to to thr-a. to to to to to to thr-a. to thi. to thi. to thi. to thi. How do thi. How do thi. How always tell people that. I'm like, you understand the relationship human beings and cannabis has had? Like, we've been humans now 300,000 years, I see Homo sapiens. So we've probably had a relationship with this plant over 12,000 years. I just think it's the craziest thing ever. Somebody found it and then somebody was like, no, fake, shani person in the world, in the sky says it's bad. And now, th. a fucking feel bad about it or like my kid when he's like 18 is like, you know, we're gonna have some discussion with me about how that's bad
Starting point is 01:15:10 and having a beer isn't. Well I mean, there's a lot of religions that use drugs. I mean the story of Santa Claus is based on mushrooms. It's a, the shaman in this one area, I forget the name of the country where basically this guy, this shaman, the shaman, the shaman, thamamamamamamamam, thahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. th. th. th. th. th. th. this guy where basically this guy, this shadow will come to your place and you do shrooms and you just trip balls in your living room and tell you how all the shit goes down. And that was his gift to you. I mean dude, the LSD, the shroom, the MDMA, or I did all that stuff for like therapy. That is for sure a guaranteed thing. To know the way back somebody gave you shrooms and and went and went, and went, and to to their, and their, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thuuu, thuomeree, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, throwne. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. to to know the way back somebody gave you shrooms and and went through it with you because you things that you have fucked with you in your childhood will you switch them off those things straight up open them like I've
Starting point is 01:15:53 done fucking MDMA before where I was like man I really hope that I can maybe find out a little more about my childhood then it's not so bad so I don't have to feel so bad about some of the people involved in it.. the like a lot, way more details, but I got details that I wouldn't have been able to handle if I wasn't on this shit where I was so optimistic about everything that was happening. And then in the end, I even felt sorry for the people that did him do that to me. So it was like all this, and I was, and I, and that was at the end of it, I was like, oh, you put people on Molly, so when they hit the crisis, but when they hit reality on what really happened, instead of snapping tables and running through a wall, they're like, wait, I can see how I can see how that's pretty, I could see, I can't, I can't, I can't, I, I, I, I, I can see, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I can see, I can see, I can see, I can see, I can see, I can see, th.. th. that's, I can see, I can't, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th..... It, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that, that, that, I can see how that's pretty bad, a kid that's pretty bad for everybody else. It really works. Who'd we have, we had a guy who's,
Starting point is 01:16:47 we had Zach Lirion, that's Timothy Lirie's son. And he basically is the guy who, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's basically part of a group that's trying to do the same thing for vets because I have PTSD said that was like you can go through with it one or two city three max and it was it was something that you know even my therapist was like hmm because they have to say you can't do they can't recommend stuff like that but but it full-on like and to me
Starting point is 01:17:30 Knowing how many other things I've chewed through without doing drugs that have helped or doctors that have helped You can just drink or fucking drowned yourself or head by the wall for like four or five years until you face that and get past it or you can do this freaking MDMA therapy and be done in a day. You know I get that dude It's amazing. Well now is everybody's favorite time. Aaron. Aaron. Don't be an idiot. A. A. Ron. Well you better be sick, dead or mute. A. A. Ron. You're done messed up, a thi. A. A. R. A. R. A. R. A. R. Is our resident skeptic. So we'd like to hear his thoughts on where what went right, what went wrong. Well, I don't think there's, this isn't like a, our classic conspiracy where I got a lot to shoot down, so I'm just gonna say I fully support marijuana and I think it's really stupid
Starting point is 01:18:19 that it's not legal. Ah! They're gonna kick you out of California, Aaron, if they don't say that. The only only only only only only like, ah, that's the only time I've ever done marijuana is from something I got at Sam's show. Yes, do you want more weed dude? I can wake you up? No, I'm not. I want you to smoke weed while you make love to your lady. Yeah, and live stream recommend recommend that at all. It seems a little excessive. Seems a little excessive. Right? Like just smoking short and then smart. Well, guys, thanks for coming on a show. I hope all you guys had a good time.
Starting point is 01:18:52 I'm sorry to cancel on you guys. I literally thrown. I literally threw my back out. I was like falling asleep. And my back, because you're in such tip-top shape. Okay, I get it. I get it. I'm out of shape. I'm working on it. They say that the ab, the stomach area controls the back, but don't mind me. Doesn't make any sense. I just love you. I just love you. I love you and I, you know, I'm not perfect. I make mistakes. All right. Where can everyone do you find you? What's your social media? Shout. to you. Oh, at Wolf mate. to. the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. th. th. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. Instagram and at Lee side L E E S Y A T T come see Lee drop Hammer in Santa Barbara Guys thanks for doing show I really appreciate I love both you and uh great show great show We'll see you sit
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