Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Tin Foil Hat #71: Deep Underground Military Bases with Bert Kreischer

Episode Date: March 6, 2018

Welcome to another interesting episode of Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli. This episode we welcome to the bunker the Machine, Bert Kreischer. This episode we discuss.... 1) Bert's new special 2) the Oscars 3)Weaponized Poliitical Correctiness 4) The World of F.F's 5) National Reconnaissance Office, 6) Deep Black Programs 7) Casa Blanca" (White House) 8)Raven Rock Mountain Complex​ 9)Cheyenne Mountain 10) ​​Dulce, New Mexico 11) Project Plowshare 12) The Denver International Airport (DIA) 13)Underwater base off the Coast of Malibu 14)Ryan Time Tavels to Van Nuys Blvd 1979 Thank you for all of your support. For more Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli check out Patreon.com/TinFoilHat

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For future guests or topics, go ahead and email us at tinfoil hat pod at Gmail.com. I'm not hot and heavy, I'm heavy and high. Welcome back to another episode of Tinfoil hat. Tinfoil hat. Come with me. Into the waters of conspiracy with Sam Tripoli. Tripoli is a bit crazy, but these are really good guy. With my friend Ryan Davis. We're the first gay couple of conspiracy theory.

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Two, was there a drill going on before there? And then three, what are eyewitnesses saying? The truth comes out in the initial hour of what's going on, like interviews. And I always pull all the videos, and if you ever have more, I could say, I actually brought my computer afterwards, I'll show you all these crazy videos that break it down. That kid hog that everybody's talking about right now. Dude, I was reading about that that thrown. He did, he showed, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, the the, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I. I. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. I'm, the, the. I was reading about that this morning. He did, he's, he showed his hand in this PSA he ran why there was a shooter going on. He fucking slates somebody right before it starts and he gives the time he's he's doing the interview at and it's at 9.30 in the morning when the shooting didn't start to 2.30 and I have multiple witnesses saying that they were told that there was going to be a drill in which cops were going to be shooting blanks in the school to see how we would react. Well they had an earlier fire

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Carmichael has the best bit. He goes and shoots a gun. This is not the answer, but man, this will solve all my problems. Yeah. You know, here's a thing, dude. I just want to say something about last night, and you know, you know, the see Tiffany Hattish there to see where she's come from, like that to me is like the most amazing moment ever. Like one of the greatest success stories of all time.

I love her. Outside of that, man, there is a conformist thing going on. Just know most of these people, not all them, but most of them calling for this stuff and I know and we're going to get it at the end with Aaron on that, but you know a lot of these people walk around with bodyguards, wherever they go, there's huge amounts of securities and they're telling you you don't need to protect yourself. I. just going to tell you this, man. The government that is telling you not to, that you don't need guns is also complicit

in the worst humanitarian crisis in the history of time, which is what's going on in Yemen, the proxy war. We are either supplying the weapons of the bombs or we're doing it ourselves. And we've looked at people, they've lied to us about weapons of mass destruction and they've, we're in fucking about five or six wars right now, possibly going into another three which would be eight and maybe up to 10, which are Hitler numbers. So if they'll do it over there, what makes you think they won't do it here? There is no connection. Dude, this, what's going on in society? Man, this is an itch. I don't often itch this podcast that we're doing. Because I have real conspiracies. I genuinely believe in that make me sound crazy.

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Go to 52 minutes in with Ashley B. And she says, I said something about how much fun comedy is at the store. I don't know what I said, but then she was like, we need to talk about the gender disparity at the comedy store. And I was like, okay, and I was kind of caught off guard. Also, I don't bring people on my podcast to fight. Like, I don't ever bring people in with an argument or disagreement. You've been on my podcast a ton. All we do is fuck around and tell good stories. My only goal is to get for you to make me giggle. Right. One of my best traits in thr-I th. I th. I th. I thi. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. to. to. to. to. to. to me. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to bring. to to to bring. I to bring. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. t. two hours talking about how there needs to be affirmative action and comedy where they put five more girls on a show each show and I was

arguing it should be merit based. Yes. And she was saying but they're not looking at merit. They're just, I don't know. You need to listen to the podcast. I'm not going to put words real quick now. Can I just say something about that? There's a couple things going on here with that discussion. First of all, the notion that men and women in comedy, there's an equal number of people. It's not. Somebody, I forget the name of the comic and I'llthousand guys put in to go for that 30 spots, and 300 women put in for those 30 spots and women think that is equal. The truth of the matter is, and this is the god-answered, as a guy who books a show, okay? And which you've got to put fucking name, good luck getting a woman, they get an ounce of fucking fame.

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And now, Amy is I the longer you've been doing it, the more it does count for something. Yeah. You know it doesn't, it's like, it's not like, uh, like acting where you know, the more famous you are. It's like, it doesn't matter. You can act for all your life. You just get old. No one wants to see you. I can look at a female comic and I can look at a young black comic go, they're gonna hit. I can't do that with a white guy and listen man I mean it's just the truth dude I could see killers first of all you lot these young guys these young white com males they're beat down dude they're like I just can't get it they tell me literally to their face hey you're not right right now we're not looking for you to your fucking face dude you're and what you're saying is this is what I love about this conversation is that you're not saying women aren't funny

and you're not saying that that they don't do the work we do they're not you're not saying any of that you're just saying simply when a woman does get success she skyrocket so quickly that it's hard to get them to do spots yeah whereas a white guy we will languish forever at the store or at the improv or at the laugh factory. We will be there every fucking night. Yeah. And that's just that's all we have. We can't go to like a Drake premiere party because no one's inviting us to that. If you, you will not get told if you're a female. We are not, I've seen one person complain about on the internet that she, they pitch show and they're like,

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And when you could break down that these kids that do these shootings, there's a deep state connection. Humongous fucking prescription medication problem. Oh, fuck. Yes, dude. You're telling me, by the way, it is easier to get guns and prescription meds. It is, which is good. Because the prescription. the prescription. the prescription. the prescription. the prescription. the prescription. th. th. th. th. the prescription. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. they. they. they. they. their. the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the t. t. the te. te. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. good because the prescription meds man I watch this thing on fentanyl yeah that that's a conspiracy right there oh what hundred percent those fucking that that Indian guru guy out of Arizona who created the fentanyl fucking spray in your mouth because his wife had breast cancer and now he is a billionaire he's one of the top billionaires. Isn't he in jail now though? No, no, I just, no, I just,

I don't know. They just arrested somebody for pushing fentanyl on people. Oh, it's not him. It's not him. He created the drug so that it was a quicker release. It takes three seconds, or those fentanyl lollipops. I was like, dude, give me one of those on a flight. If you ever had a morphine drip?

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I've seen young black comics who are just super nerds back in the day now they're super militant, like just like, you know, just like taking offense to everything. Like, they don't recognize this movie is the greatest movie ever. Fuck those black comics. That's why you gotta hang out with black comics at party. Like don't ever fuck around with black comics that don't party. Black comics that get into the business because they're like, and by the way I use this guy as an example, but I think he's super super talented and he has partied, so I like him as an example

but he is the example that like I think people see it one way, I see it a very different way, but John Malaney is cool as fuck. Dude him and Nick Crohn they is their end game and they like, and they go, I just, I'll let you know, those aren't the ones I trust. I don't either, dude. If you won't split a line of cocaine with me as a black comic, I don't know if I want to talk to you. Someone make a meme of Bert, do you. Here's my whole an opportunity, dude.

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both our bombs no way because Segura takes a chance that we don't take on things and people do not think he's joking they really think he's being serious and so when he bombs like have you ever heard the bombing he did in in can can't yeah I get the bombing he did in in in Calgary? Yeah, I get that because he fucking shit on a guy with, like dude, when I bombed at the Vince Fawn thing, it's because this one chick was heckled me and I ripped her new asshole. She had to be there with like 80 people and I fucking, and that was the beginning. That's a cigarette. He goes in on the wrong person every fucking time. He has an innate ability to go. He to go. He goes he to go. He goes he hea. He goes he hea. He goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes in on on on on on on on time. He has an innate ability to go in on the person that you don't

aren't supposed to talk to. The one person who's husband organized the entire event or the one person who has the disease that we're trying to, you know, that's the girl's innate ability is to like he's like a, he can zoom in on those people. There's no way I believe that but I'll take your word for it. Let's get into the show. Oh yeah sorry. That's fine. I got to buy a gun by seven so we'll be off by then. Okay we got we got about 40 minutes. Oh good good. Oh yeah where you gonna be? Any dates coming out? I am in Grand Rapids on the 16th of March doing some church and then and then Sacramento the weekend after that and thenthen and then find me on the road bird-per-bird Bird's all over the place. I am this Friday night. I'm at the comedy palace in San Diego Working my hour shooting your hour on the 24th at the 25th at the 25th at the viper room. Yeah, dude, that's gonna be fucking beautiful. I'm in town. I'm in to' to' to'n't the-ffou' th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. Burt. to. Burt. to. to. Burt. to. Burt's to. to. to. to-burt to. to. Burt to. Burt's all just fucking scream at people for an hour. Now, I'm also thinking about breaking up into two, now I think it's gonna just be an hour, but part of me wants to put out in two half an hours,

because everyone's like, nobody's watching a whole hour, do it, can I, okay, I agree with that. I've never done an hour, I've just thin, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, to to to to to to thin, but, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha half an hour. Explain the breakup between the two. Well one is conspiracies and one's just like you know I want to call Armageddon the first half an hour and the second half an hour is zero fux. There you go. Zero fucks. There you go. Zero fucks. I like that. Well it's going to be called zero fucks. There's zero fucks. because it's just my conspiracies and then the second one is all my drug stories of me just getting fucking weird I like that I'm gonna be talk I'm finally putting out the silver robot guy bit where I smoke crack and this dude tries to suck my

dick and I got to fight him with all my crack strength and I fucking punch him and run and I lived on a floor which got awkward later on you know but yeah yeah so I'm gonna tell all those stories and you're gonna shoot it at the Viper room yeah and who's are is all things comedy doing it no I'm doing it myself really my girlfriend Dana had been she's shot every fucking great to their funter's theylaint's their their they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's's gonna come down and I'm getting nice they're they're helping me out So yeah space is limited about a hundred per show two shows Email Sam Triply live at you and then yeah, so that's it and then I might be in LaHoya the following weekend working on my hour there as well so we'll just put it off together and figure it all out March 24th March 25th Sunday March 25th Sunday. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they they they they're they're they're they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they're they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the the the they're they're they're they're the they're they're the they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they just put it all together and figure it all out. March 24th. March 25th, Sunday, March 23, 730, 930. Fuck, I was going to come down. I'm still in Sacramento that weekend. That's fine.

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Oh, check this show George been around for a while. They've been around for a while, but we didn't know about it. Oh, it was George Bush made Homeland Security. That was when he made a-HS. Yeah. Even more secretive is the National Reconnaissance office, which was founded in 1960, but remain concealed for 30 years. Unbelievable. You guys ever heard of the national reconnaissance agency? No, what is it? Dude, we can do an entire episode on it. What do they do? Well, think about it when we were in high school and we're like, all right, we're gonna do

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The reality of deep underground military bases is extremely fascinating. There is an enormous amount of evidence that proves their existence. Known locations, Casablanca, or as we call it, the White House. There's a giant base under the White House. Of course there is. Giant. So I would be upset if there wasn't. It's called out the PEOC, which is the president's emergency operation. Wasn't the NWA? The PEOC? It's in the the the the the the east the east the east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east east the east east east the east the east. I the east east east east. I would the east east. I would the east. I would the east east east. I would the east east east east. I would the east the east. I would the east the east the east the east the east the east the east the east. I would the E E E. I the E. I the E E E. I the E. I the E. I the E. I the E. I the E. I the E. I the E. I the east. I the east. I the east. I the east. the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th.e.e.e.e.e. the the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the president's emergency operation. Wasn't the NWA? The PEOC? Oh, that's the DOC. That's the DJ. It's in the east wing of the White House, and it's the first place the president will go in event of a catastrophic emergency. So they built this during FDR in World War II,

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Did they really move? Yeah, they moved right back in. Dude, there was no downtime or let the radiation go down. It was like, boom, they're right back in it. Really? Yeah. Yeah. And so it's suspected that this particular subsurface nuclear blast was used to create toed out shoot or chimney for the development of a substation for a super secret tunnel system attached to an underground blackbook project base so the idea is all these underground bases are all connected by a high-speed rail system beneath

the surface. Hold up I do think all through the world all through the country? That's impossible. It's impossible. Trillions of dollars? It's impossible. Why? Unlimited? You can't build a train from Philadelphia, it's impossible. You can't build a train from Philadelphia or from Pennsylvania to Colorado underground.

Why? Not a straight shot. they have so many of these they go from one to the other. So the idea is Dolce is what connects up to Cheyan up in Colorado because it's on the border and then from that goes to area 51 area 51 comes down into areas in California. How great would that be? So I mean I've heard stories I used to know the security guard at a weed clinic. It's not a good start. It's a horrible start to a fucking conspiracy story. And so I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I th. I the the the th. I th. I the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I they they the security guard at a weed clinic. It's not a good start. It's a horrible start to a fucking conspiracy story. And so after a while, and he was like a narly cholo, right? And I was their cable guy that would hook up their security system. This was in Santa Ana. I just dealt with these crazy gangsters. They were like, dude, this guy. The's a while, they started to tell me they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. told. they. they. they. they. they. tod, and they. they. they. their, and he was, and they. their, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t today. t t today. today. today. today. today. t t you. He believes that stuff. And he told me I was in the Navy. They asked me to come on, just my commander's like, hey, let's go. They got onto a subway, and they popped up and he was like in Malibu. Then they got on a submarine and he popped up and he was

like an other country. Submarine or train? Fouribu. And then from there, it's all interconnected submarines. It's designed for, this is all a post-apocalyptic scenario. Oh yeah, dude. I mean, this isn't for us. That's where all the money's going, dude. I mean, so what's really crazy is... It's still going. And by the way, some might... Good old Paul.

He was receiving transmissions from aliens in 1979. So this isn't a good source, right? But his claims were also made even more clear by Paul Schneider. He was attested his information to confirm the existence of this base. Schneider was a government geologist and Skunks works engineer with high-level security clearance who claims to have worked on many black budget projects He alleges that since 1947 deep underground Military bases have been constructed across the country connected by a series of high-speed rails

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He had me going the whole fucking time and then you're like, you don't believe in aliens? You don't believe in aliens? By the way, I do believe in aliens. I do believe in aliens. Okay. And that's why I almost got involved in Scientology. What? What?

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been to. So he goes down to the floor and he goes down really flying he's like fuck man this is kind of weird so he gets out and he starts to te'they're doing tests on these animals to shooting lasers and to fucking monkeys like what the fuck he's they're doing shit and the horses like he sees a horse on a table and they're he's like what the fuck so he keeps walking man he walks and there's this giant bunker right this giant like what's it called a hanger hanger hanger right he looks out and there's like what he's best described as a spaceship. And he, dude, and he says that fucking he sees these gray-green things running around it. And he's like, what the fuck is this?

I don't know, and then one of them sees him, right? And then next he you know there's fucking, there's got like security on him, like security on him with guns. They're like, what the fuck you doing down here? He's like, you called me to fix something. So they had a discussion, like, what are we gonna do, man? Like, he's seen it while there's like, blah, blah, blah. They let him go. The deal is like, you can you told anybody what you fucking saw, right? And then he would go like, on the, he would, he would tour the world and he'd, you know, he'd show up with his fucking passport. And every time, they'd be like, we gotta see, you gotta go in the office.

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Back then, dude, it was the goal was to like raise your family right and die and that's it. So when you hear stories about like back in the day, I mean you got to imagine that there had to be, they had tons of money and they're like, they had to be like, well, what are we going to do? It's not as complex as it is now. Like, we need one guy to make sure in case a bomb comes over we're going to be safe. How much, give him like a trillion? And then he was like, what do I do? And the guys start digging holes. See if we can connect them. to make him the the smoke screens more more complex.

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So another alien shot him with some sort of laser plasma ball and it blew off his fingers. And he did have fingers that were blown off. This event was spurred of what they called the Dolce Wars and allegedly left 66 humans dead and Schneider badly injured. I mean he talked about this all the way to the day he died in 1996 when he was strangled by a catheter wrapped around his neck. Imagine getting choked out with your own poop back. And the bizarre death was dismissed by authorities as suicide. Oh, it's always that's where the term suicided. She got suicided. I mean the problem with the story is about Dolce base is it's so difficult to sift through the mountain of gibberish written on the internet

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the Cheyen Mountain Force 90 miles away. So it goes Dolce, Cheyenne, Denver International Airport. Unbelievable. They connect. And you know that that a bunch of a royal family people have bought huge properties around Denver like fuck British Saudi all own Giant fucking properties around the Denver airport very close the creepy ass murals that's the one thing people talk about the today? Within the terminals of the airport are two large murals painted by the artist Leo Tanguma The two pieces are titled the children of the airport are two large murals painted by the artist Leo Tanguma. Fuck that dude. The two pieces are titled, The Children of the World Dream of Peace and in the tea and in peace and harmony with nature.

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Okay. And now, this wasn't discovered until Google Maps really started getting online, and people just started like sifting through images and looking at the coast. And they noticed that there is a structure off the coast of Malibu that is very uniformed, it's giant, and it has like four columns and it's massive, it's ridiculous. They think that this is, it's six miles off the coast of Point Doom in Malibu. Oh yeah, look at that dude. Is it on here? No, I will. But don't worry. The unusual structure sits on the seabed floor, and based on images attained on Google Earth,

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goes? That's where the trillions of dollars go. Secure team. Yeah, this guy's getting all of his videos taken down. For real? Yeah, dude. There's a big push on YouTube for censorship right now. And Look at that, dude. Is that like at all normal? No. Pylons. It's not a normal thing. Yeah. That's crazy. So, a couple years ago, randomly bought a DVD collection of these like old timey 60s-70s drive-in theater movies and I randomly put on a movie called Van Nuys Boulevard and this movie came out in 1979. I was born in 1980. So I started watching this movie and I leave the room and my buddy's like, dude you got to come back you got to see this. And and we rewind it. I'm about to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. the the the the the the the the the the the theckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckleauucoeckeckeckeckecklea. Ic. Iu.eck. Iucoeck. Iu. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm theck. I movie and I leave the room and my buddy's like, dude, you got to come back, you got to see this.

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And I just said, Mr. Belisario, big fan. Thank you very much. I mean, this is just people, you know, whatever. The guy in the motorcycle, it looks a lot like someone in this. Holy shit, dude. Did you see that? Yeah. Yeah. It's exactly like you, you shady fuck. Of course you buy this. Dude, that is you. It's everything. And you're looking into the camera. Yeah. And so what my theory the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their tri. tri. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the th. th. And you're looking into the camera. Yeah. And so what my theory is, is that time travel, you can only travel before you were born or

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I'm like 11 seconds in, you're going to see Ryan off the good Davis. So. And right, there you're, and you're like, I need to send a message to myself and you're walking and you hear someone go, all right, action for a very nice trailer. And you're like, oh my god, I buy, this is a movie I end up buying. I end up buying this. Oh, fuck, I can give, so there's a message you're trying you're going, I know I watch this. Oh my God, that's right, I see myself in this. Oh, I need to tell myself more. And so you're not seeing the, dude, I'm obsessed with fucking time travel.

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And she pulled it out straight and kept going straight. And we were all in the car like, shut the fuck up. Some Duke's a hazard shit. Dude, every time I've done one of those crazy things I did for travel channel, like jumping off a building or jumping all out of a plane, I always believe that. She do anything with sharks? Oh, fuck, yes. Did it scare you? Dude, I've done so much shit with sharks. Now I'm not even, I'm numb to it.

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And so he's like, yeah. And then he just goes on to tell a story. And you don't see it coming, and he ends. And he goes, so I kicked her in the pussy. I'm dope. Like, he's just fucking. That works. That works. a sketch around a joke around a punchline never works never works may well

they're also not Chappelle so I remember when I started doing my special someone was like can you tell a joke like Chappelle told in his special and I was like no he's they fucking Chappell that's why he has his we wrote a joke verbatim and I'd take a lot of pride in that yeah verbatim and he didn't see me do it and I didn't see him do it and I'm like oh man that's I mean my joke's gone it was about the a pulse night come shooter and they're like yeah he was ISIS because he kept fucking shouting ISIS I'm like how deep undercover do you have to be the fucking be sucking people's dicks and just going undercover and then it's like oh well he's yelling license like I yelled Wu Tang clan all the tank... th. th. th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're just just just just just like like like like like like like like like I th. I th th. I was just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. they they they like oh well he's yelling license like I yelled Wu Tang clan all the fucking time dude doesn't mean I'm in Wu Tang

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Because if you do that, like there's enough of my special, there's probably, but I just went through when I changed, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to.. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, you never want someone to think. Listen dude, I'm gonna tell you something, man, the notion that anybody is going to be the most original, especially with this arms race that Louis KK created, where only a real comics are putting out our specials. It's just, dude, me and Sagara fucking have done that Um, he has a bit about people making fun of each other. That's a big bit of mine I I do this bit about these people make fun of that blah blah blah it ends with if you're a fat black gay midget you can scorch the earth right like like it's just impossible now. I got I got to a place where I said I'm just gonna to write jokes that no one else can write because they didn't live it like I I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. try to write jokes that no one else can write because they didn't live it. Like I just am going to, like I know you've heard that me tell this joke, but I have a joke on my special about my wife. My wife, on Christmas I asked her what she wanted and she said pajamas. I heard pajamas, she said pajamas.

I thought she meant the plural. She meant a pair of pajamas start there. So I bought her seven pairs of pajamas and individually wrapped them and fan them out of the tree. By the way, I'm only, I this I got to give credit to Adamigate because I was just telling it as a story. He goes, that's a funny fucking joke and I was like, it's not really athis is a really original joke, but someone would say, oh, you stole that from Segura because his, because of one punchline in there, try to change the punchline so there's no correlation, because this is an original story that no one's telling a story about buying seven pairs. It's about getting my dad to laugh.

And so the, she opens the first pair and goes, oh, this is gonna be bad. That's a reaction of pajamas number one. You know, I can't imagine it's gonna build. She opens the second pair and goes, oh, more pajamas. My dad looks at the five hundred gifts quickly does the mouth. He goes, oh, you're a fucking idiot. And so the whole to something else. I don't watch specials and I just write.

And unless I, I only watch them right leading up, because I was like, I don't want to have any, it would kill me, especially because Joe hasn't, if like, and I've watched Joe enough where I know that we haven't, I mean, I don't watch all of his stuff, I know what he's working on, you know, so I know we're not sharing, like we're not sharing a lot of the similar territory. I'm talking about my kids being idiots, my dad, you know, I'm talking about I'm trying to be like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I th. I'm like, I Soto had that joke about his dad. Oh, but if I was your buddies, drinking with your buddies, you know? Like, I remember hearing that going like, oh, no one's writing that joke. Even though we've all written a version of our dad jokes. Yeah. But like, he was the best.

And so I went, I was like, Everywhere you guys come to the comedy store everyone loses their mind when they see you I know you got those guns to keep you and your family safe. Is it from anyone in particular? Like where did you receive threats? No, no. Honestly, I just bought the guns out of a lark. Like I just was like a wonderful. It's not to protect maybe like three particular viny chants from fucking Ari. Are you going to get him back on Twitter? Are you going to be have to be the person to get him back? I think he's done. They're just not never going to let him back. He's been trying. There's a bunch of times where I wanted to write tweets that were like you know mean and vending. Just as a joke to flame throw it and

you're like you're like bro you could have just gone half on that like now some people think you don't like me and and so part of me was thinking about doing that and then I was like I know he is trying to get back on Twitter but I don't think it's gonna happen now the Twitter is like we need to make or dude did you see I saw a fucking death threat to I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to the the the the the the the the the th the other day that was like was no joke. I've had death threats. One time I broke, uh, Roddy Roddy Piper forgot to close his Twitter account on this computer when we were, where Punch-runk was originally. So I jumped and I go, I could have black cock-bombed him because that's why I used to do back in the day but I decided not to his legend so I put in hey follow Sam Tripoli he's my favorite comic of all time and I hit Send and I got all these followers but then he goes hey what the fuck guys I didn't send that

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Now it's everybody's favorite time. OK. Aaron, thoughts. Wren. Well, you better be sick, dead or mute. A, A, Ron. You're done messed up, A, A, Ron! Get filthy animal. Aaron, thoughts? I mean, Brian kind of beat me to the punch. The idea that it's deep underground military base is dumb.

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and Google a bunch of underground bunkers. Hell yeah. Yeah, I love this man. I could talk some conspiracies. busy but we're getting some other crazy as shit. We got a good show coming up we've actually got a second show we have next Friday with Dan Cummins of a time suck. Time suck and we're debating pedogate he's doesn't think exists I know it exists so we're gonna get deep homeboy. Send the links. I'm really excited because it's the first time I'm debating somebody who's done research. So it's gonna be great. So we'll see you on Friday. Thanks for all the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. th. th. th's the first time I'm debating somebody who's done research. So it's gonna be great. So we'll see you on Friday. Thanks for all the support.

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