Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - "Tin Foil Hat Live!" #3: Dream Demons + UFOs in Afghanistan + Albert Pike's WW3 Letter

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

This week on "Tin Foil Hat Live!" Sam Tripoli and the guys take calls about dream demons, UFOs in Afghanistan, the Albert Pike World War III letter, and lots more. If you want to Leave a message for T...FH Live! please call 323-825-9010. Please support The Chaos Twins Indiegogo.  Join the Army Of Chaos: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/chaos-twins-1-by-sam-tripoli-paranoid-american--2/coming_soon/x/5548203 Want to see Sam Tripoli live?  Get tickets at SamTripoli.com:   Jan 11th:  Tin Foi Hat Comedy Night and Swarm Tank at Hilarities In Cleveland TFH Comedy: https://www.pickwickandfrolic.com/2023/10/tin-foil-hat-comedy/ Swarm Tank: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36259/production/1182181   Jan 12th: Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night and Swarm Tank At Soul Joel's in Pottstown, PA  https://www.souljoels.com/shop/tickets/tinfoilhatswarmtank/   Jan 13th: Tin Foil Hat Comedy Live Lolev Beer in Pittsburgh's historic Lawrenceville  https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/comedy-night-lolev-beer-presents-sam-tripoli-2879419?just_published=true   Jan 16th: Comedy Chaos Live At The Comedy Store https://www.showclix.com/event/comedy-chaos-january16th   Jan 19th: The Revival #3 Live At The Rabbit Hole Bar in West Hills https://therabbitholebar.com   Jan 25th-27th: Headlining the Comedy Vault In Batavia, Ill https://www.comedyvaultbatavia.com/calendar?month=1&year=2024   Feb 8th-10th:  The Comic Strip in Edmonton https://wem.thecomicstrip.ca   Please check out SamTripoli.com for all things Sam Tripoli. Please check out Sam Tripoli's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/samtripoli Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolicomedy/   Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Podcast Clip Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolispodcastclips/   Johnny Woodard is on Twitter at www.twitter.com/johnnywoodard.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Tinfoil Hap. Oh, what the fuck are you guys who we're talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed, and a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to Tinfoil Haas. We go deep, home, boy. Eric, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
Starting point is 00:00:27 There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional mind. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind. Are you ready to get your mind blown? Welcome again! This is the third episode, third time. Oh, dude, triple threes, bro, Illuminati.
Starting point is 00:00:54 All right, we're having a lot of, like at first I was working hard, but now Johnny's, technical difficulty. So there's been a lot going on today, a lot. Join me as always, Xavier Guerrero and the guy we're all struggling Janice Johnny Woodard wait wait wait wait wait I haven't fucked up I've been good you all magically show up we all know yeah yeah yeah yeah you start I thought was good again you guys waltz again you oh man guys waltz to this is a third one we're gonna be doing this every Thursday thir thir thir th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thi. their their their their their they. their their their their their they. they. they. they. they. We're they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. We're thi. We're thi. thi. th. We're th. We're th. the the the th. We. Guys, welcome to this is the third one. We're gonna be doing this every Thursday at 3 p.m. Pacific Standard Time.
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Starting point is 00:04:47 We did have some people though that called, and I don't know if you didn't listen to us before, or maybe you're hard at hearing, but they called and left, they filled up three separate, three-minute blocks of voicemails, and we're like, yeah, sorry guys, I just went a little over. Three, one guy left nine minutes of audio. I don't have time to listen to that. We don't have time for nine minutes. What do you think this is phone sex?
Starting point is 00:05:11 So maybe just, the thing will last three minutes exactly and then it'll just cut you off. That's the way it's set. So if you could just set a timer or something, if that's the three minutes. Try to keep it on two minutes even. Try keeping a minute, bro. You do a minute? You know if you're killing. If you're really killing it, then you can take a little longer. If you go, you're going to know. You got to know. Come on, man. And the number. You got to feel it. You're in the zone. The number is 323, 8.9.00. The number. And. And. And. And. And. And. You. You. And. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. You. You. You. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. You. You. th. th. th 8259010 again that's 323 825 901 901 and we're just going to start out with some heat right here this is a UFO call Get ready nice there we go so the presentation this week is gonna be the same but the same presentation we've had but next week things are gonna start getting a lot slicker around here once I get back to LA. Whoa, Johnny's going big. Well, I mean, nothing special, but you know, it's going to be better. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Let's go, bro. We're off. Hey, what's up? Can you guys hear that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I just wanted to call in the the the to call in and talk about just the UFO experience I had while I was
Starting point is 00:06:25 Controlled to Afghanistan Then 2019 outside a city called Farah I was getting off a guard tower shift about four o'clock in the morning now I was walking back to my barracks. I saw something in the sky. I thought was a shooting star at first but but realized it was and when the light was uh, was uh, was the light was uh, was the light was, uh, was, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to told told tooad tooad toa toa, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told told told told told told told told told told told told told too, told too, told told too, told too, told too, told too, too, told told to my barrack. I saw something in the sky. I thought I was a shooting star at first, but I realized it was and when the light was there for a while. It's a pretty crazy color of purple hue. It flew up for me, maybe 100 meters above my head. It looked like a sting ray with purple, blueish lights coming from the inside of it.
Starting point is 00:07:13 It went over my head and over the horizon past mountains and that was about it. Pretty crazy. I still think about it to this day. And I know the UFO for sure just how close it was the shape stingray shape the color what it was definitely was not a UAD of any type just the scale and size and silent as well. But uh, Whoa. And purple, you guys know purple right? UFO story there.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Uh, what about, what about? Purple is the sign of the like a cult and shit. If you talk to like, um, uh, the human vibration, she talks about that all the time the color purple is like a sign of The elites he mentioned this was in Afghanistan right? Yeah Sam you've been out there in the middle of the Middle East how's the skies over there? Are they like what they say you can see all the stars or is that? Yeah, yeah, because there's no like? at? the the the the the the the the? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the they. the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the like what they say you can see all the stars or is that? Yeah, yeah, because there's no like, at least in Afghanistan, there's no like giant, like metropolises. It's like you go back there, you go, whoa, this is like medieval. Like, you're like, and you wonder why people are fighting over that. And Afghanistan, we've seen a lot of stuff, right?
Starting point is 00:08:41 Like they talk about the Nephalem Giant, the red-headed Nephilim Giant, who looked like off-the-Brid Ryan, Yeah, I love that story. They had to take out, right? I would love to interview one of the guys who were out there about that. But yeah, dude, I wouldn't doubt some weird stuff happens, you know? Didn't somebody do some some some some some some, where like they did like where all the
Starting point is 00:09:05 UFO sightings were reported, it was all like the United States, it's like the only place where like they do that. Oh really? Let me see if there's a map, huh? Here we have like Afghanistan. Somebody seen some weird stuff. We have the, off the group, Ryan, Neflam giant. I'm sure there's some weird stuff in thahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. thi, thi, didn't some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some thi, didn't thi, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's, didn't they's, didn't they's, didn't they's, didn't they's, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. Didn't thi, thi, thi, didn't thi, didn't thi. thi. Didn't thi. that that that that the thi. they're they're they're the they're they're the they're they're they. there's some weird stuff in there, dude. In South America gets a lot though.
Starting point is 00:09:27 South America gets a lot of UFO. Yeah. They get a lot of probing out there. How come the only probe dudes, by the way? How come the aliens are only probing the men and not getting the ladies? Sam, if you got a ducted in and you got a probe, would you got a probe? The aliens are only probing the men and not not getting the ladies Sam if you got a ducted if you got a ducted and you got probed would you let tin full Swarm no would you come on a to on the podcast and be like guys yesterday I was touring I was in the middle of the country and Yeah, yes, I would go on there and then I would sell fleshlight of my probed
Starting point is 00:10:03 I would sell what you could buy. You could buy it. What it sounds too. Yeah, here's where all of, look at America. Look at America. Yeah, it's mostly cities, right? Because you look, I mean, these are, you know, coastal South America, a lot of cities, coastal, Australia cities. It's interesting. You don't see many in Asia, though it's that's, you that's, you that's, you that's, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could that's that's that's that's that's very that's that's that's that you could that's that's that you could could could that you could could could could could that you could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could, you could could, you could could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, that's that's interesting, you don't see many in Asia though, even though it's very developed. I've heard that you see it mostly around nuclear countries, but I think it could just as easily
Starting point is 00:10:34 applied as major cities, you know, Western cities. And why do you think it's nuclear countries, Johnny? Well, I mean, you've heard that that they appear around nuclear facilities right? I mean that's and they're like just trying to They're trying to Who knows who knows? Yeah, yeah Somebody's got a stream going in the background there. Is that you somebody? Yeah, somebody. Yeah, somebody. Yeah, somebody. Yeah, somebody. Yeah, somebody. Yeah, somebody.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Somebody's checking on the chat. I'm like, how can I mute this but I'll?. Who they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. I try checking on the chat. Yeah, Sam Tribley, even though it's not supposed to. I'm like, how can I mute this, but I'll, I should have muted the whole thing. I'm not, well, I turn, it's on a different, it's on a different platform or whatever these things are called. Hey, why, why, what, what'sto work with Safari. How come like I can't get certain things on the Safari browser? I think it's because of Safari security. It's because they have like a lot of privacy settings that don't work well with a lot of the plugins and stuff that a lot of these services use.
Starting point is 00:11:38 That's what I've heard. Ah. Kind of makes sense, right? Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. We want to thank Mark for being one of the moderators, moderating the chats. Got a lot of feedback on Mark, since we announced that. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm going to go on the record and the hard work Mark does.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Yeah, me too. I heard he works really hard moderating the telegram. He does John he stopped trying to start problems. We're a Mar- this is team Mark Steve's okay. Yeah we love Mark. Mark Steve. Yeah we do. So Johnny what do you think of the CERN collider smashing particles together and warping our reality? That's from someone called a soul rack. Soul rack. Now are those black tits? Is that against? I don't think so. Is that against YouTube rules? So someone please tell me what the rules of YouTube are by the way...
Starting point is 00:12:43 We don't know the rules. They don't t are by the way. We don't know the rules. That's the point. They don't tell you the rules. You don't know the rules. You don't know nothing. You just get strikes. You just get strikes. And there's no phone number. There's nothing to you rebuttal.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Just got to then mine got deleted? I tried so hard to get into like a 1-800 number and there isn't anything Do you think that I got you deleted? I hundred pretty well Johnny gave me that idea. I'm not gonna lie Johnny threw that in the air. You just got snitched up bro. You got You got him deleted. Like that, him being associated with me, got him deleted. It makes sense. I mean, if I told you that, it makes sense. It sounds like something I would say, sure.
Starting point is 00:13:34 You know, you know something. I said something, it's probably logical. You're so right, because like my girlfriend's mom was just posting cat videos to Instagram and had like two hundred th,000 followers or something like that. And then one day decided I don't even really like Instagram and deleted it. And we found out like a few months later that she and we were like, oh we could have been making all kinds of money from. Because you get a couple hundred thousand followers and Instagram. You can make some serious dough just from posting ads with like cat stuff. Why don't you start doing that Johnny. Why don't you you become an old cat lady? Well, we tried to recover it. After she deleted it, we try to get it back, and there was nobody you can talk to about.
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Starting point is 00:15:27 Because didn't, which one of you lost your Instagram first? It was you actually? I did. You, Sam? No. And then they lost mine so long ago. And then they took his like, right? tooak, theymeat.
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Starting point is 00:16:30 Hey, what's up, guys? I'm calling in. I just wanted to share one of my experience. It sounds like a great story. Yeah. I was a basically like how folks like are done and how the troops and folks at the low level of levels you know don't know about the bigger picture so
Starting point is 00:17:04 so kind of wanted to share that experience. So he just gave his phone number on the show. And then he wants us to call him back now is the idea. He's just like, yeah, 717, da da da da da, call me back. And I'll tell you the story. Let's get, again. Don't do that. Just get to it. Yeah, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So, tha. So, tho. So, tho. tho. tho. tho. to. thoo. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. So, th bro. Just get to it. Yeah, you could have told the story.
Starting point is 00:17:26 What is your conspiracy? It's not a conspiracy call back. It's a conspiracy call in. So I want to answer. A couple people left their numbers. Like several people called in and just left the number. Yeah, don't, you know, the prophet Eddie Bravos thinks CERN could just be like a front, and just a money laundering thing, which is definitely possible.
Starting point is 00:17:52 There is part of me based on my feel, and this is all field, Johnny, we know my feel is really felt, right? You know that, right? You have a good instinct for stuff for stuff for sure. There, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there is, and there is, and there is, and there is, and th, and th, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and the they, and their, and they, and they, and th. And th. And, and th. And, and th. And, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiii, the th. the the thi, the the the the the really good instinct for stuff for sure. I won't deny that for sure. There is part of me the thing said... You're not a psychic no more? I am psychic. Are you, I did, I come from psychics. Johnny, it gets mad because we have a baby in our family that sees dead people and he's upset people.
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Starting point is 00:18:42 Oh, OK, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th,? Okay, well, no, my, so my grandma, the house she owns, somebody killed themselves in it in the 90s when she was renting it out, or like the early 2000s. Yeah, that's awful. Rest in peace, dude. I've spent many nights in the house, but recently a guy was hanging out with some of my cousin's friends over there. Apparently, they're like,, you know, like kids. And the next day this kid, he's probably like 10 or 12 or something, I don't know, he wakes up and goes, and he goes, hey, didn't anybody ever die in this house? And they were like, oh yeah, a while back and he saw the guy, he saw the guy in there. And then then apparently some other people have seen it too. dad, like right before I got here, saw some people walking around in the graveyard again, which we've had multiple people tell us that on this old cemetery
Starting point is 00:19:29 that we have out here, which is mostly my old, my family. They've seen people walking around. One Hispanic guy, who comes out here sometimes to work with the chickens, has seen Jesus walking around. So, I don't know I thought this I thought was a dead Hispanic guy like your lawn maintenance guy passed away and you saw him walk it with his little flower it was one pop on I saw the spirit of one no the guy's name I got I got to hear the story about the baby ghost the baby six cents ghost what what did you see how do you know that's what you talk about yeah well yeah well yeah the family the that the the thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the guy's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the baby six cents ghost what is that was how do you know what you talk about yeah well yeah dude my family went to a psychic and they were saying that the our baby has psychic ability my whole family my my cousin
Starting point is 00:20:14 my cousin her son cousin has a baby that has a baby that can see because we come from psychics. My grandmother on my father's side, the Sicilian side, which you know that means I'm part black Johnny so I know from the south you want to use some racial slurs do not not solve my people. I thought you would love that. I'm Armenian and Sicilian. I am Asian and African. I'm Blasian. I'm Blasiian. I'm Blasian. Respect actually. I'm Armenian and Sicilian. I am Asian and African. I'm Blazian, Johnny. Respect that. I check all the boxes. Okay? Respect.
Starting point is 00:20:50 You could have gotten into a way better college than you and Apple. You should have taken opinions. I know, bro, I should have put that down. Blasian, let me in, dude. Something called to define to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the their. to their. the their. their. their. the the the the the to the to be. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm, I'm, I. I. I of a service member, a few documents have been released about experiments performed on military bases around the country. What do you think of, what do you think the ratio of disclosure to fact is actually true? So what do you think about a ratio of what's been disclosed? Let's talk about what does that mean ratio, John?
Starting point is 00:21:20 I'll read it again, he says, what do you think the ratio of disclosure to fact is actually true? So being like how many documents get released and how much of that in there is real? Yeah, is that what we're talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. I think that I think that most of what is released is is um like what do you mean by real did it really happen I think most of it happens but the question is is it is it alien technology or is it the US government. That's okay. Like Bob Lazar? what do you think Bob Lazar? Bob Bob Lazar. Ooh, baby. Go on. No, what do you think? Do you think his is, do you think he's real or not real? Do you think they let him out? Do you just think they let him see what he had to see? It goes back to Taylor Ketchum's dad. They let him see that
Starting point is 00:22:26 stuff so he would go around and tell people. They want him to say they're sailing technology. Yes. That's what they want. Because that adds to what if Project Blue Beam actually happens. You're setting precedence. Won't you accept that? This is the whole thing. Once they get you to accept a narrative, you buy into it, right? It's like, so it all makes sense. So if you accept that there's alien technology, you accept there's aliens. And then when the, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:56 shapeshifting Jesus comes out and you're like, oh my God! It's when it's really Project Blue Beam. So you would say that the government kind of knew that Bob Lazar kind of had a big bounce. Yeah. They let him work there. They knew he would go to a bar, open his mouth. 100% Eventually we'll book him on Rogan's. He'll think it's a, he thinks no one's in on it, Rogan comes on and then next thing
Starting point is 00:23:20 you know there's a Netflix special. That's what happened with that Hulu special right? You remember there was a Hulu special on Bigfoot and the guy's like I'm hunting Bigfoot and he goes into the mountains and they interview everybody and it just turned out that the that the Mexican cartels were were trying to steal land from the older growers so they went and they killed these cartel guys and then they found the tweaker guy that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. the the the the the the theeked the. the. the. the they they they they were were were were were were were were were their their theeked their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they were were were were were were were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were theeked. theeked theeked theeked theeked. theeked. theeeeeeeeeked. the. theeeeeeeeeeked. theeeeeeeeeked. they were they were they were they were went and they killed these cartel guys and then they found the tweaker guy that runs his mouth and they brought him over there and told him it was big foot and he ran around told everybody was big foot. It's brilliant. It's a brilliant scheme. It's so smart. Good for them. Yeah that's so that's exactly what you that's exactly what it is. You want to hear another.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Bob Lazar was running his fat mouth, so they're like, we'll tell you, yeah, totally, 100%. You want another brilliant theory? I have another brilliant theory for you. This is from a caller. Here we go. Um, I'm just going bring up to you guys was a halfway believer, so I'm just throwing it out there, mainly as a pocket point. You know how certain people believe in reincarnation or, you know,
Starting point is 00:24:39 kind of leveling up after you die or whatever, andtime doesn't really exist outside of here. What if a lot of what we're seeing some of these people there, you know, thinking they're a different sex or even a freaking animal or whatever, what if in the past life they were a sheep or they were a man or a woman and they're had a hard time accommodating to that. Probably not because you know the fires are gay and we eat trash all the that they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were their their their had a hard time accommodating to that. Probably not because you know the fires are gay and we eat trash all the way but you know yeah thanks for life Viva teal trip please. What are you think of that? Bro that's super interesting. I'm not against that you ever see where like like three-year-olds know how to play piano nobody's ever taught them piano they know the exact. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th. the the is the is the the the the is thi. thi. I thirty is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th. th. that is that is the is the is the is the the the thanks thanks thanks tog try. try. try. try. trash is trash is trash. trash is trash is trash. the is thi thi three-year-olds know how to play piano nobody's ever taught him piano they know the exact details of another
Starting point is 00:25:29 life like they like I I believe in that I think we could take some stuff I think we're not supposed to and some gets through and you have kids you have kids have you think there's anything that got through them that kind of threw you in a weird kind of way yeah yeah yeah yeah th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th I th I th I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to to thi to to to to to to to to to to thou to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-n' toe. toe. toe. toethere's anything that got through them that kind of threw you in a weird kind of way? Yeah, my one daughter talks a lot of smack. She's like got her mommy and daddy in her. She's gonna just, if she does stand up, she's gonna scorch the earth. She's so funny and she loves putting on shows for people and she doesn't want to listen to her dad. So she's th ob th ob th ob th ob th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, thus, thus, tho, tho, tho, thus, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. And, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, to to to to to her way to be a comedian. So yeah, I do believe
Starting point is 00:26:05 that. I don't know, man, you know, I got I got Jesus in my life, bro, I love the Jesus. Jesus! I'm not talking about the dead lawn maintenance guy in Johnny's great yards. We're talking about our Lord and Savior Jesus, okay, and God above all gods. got them in my life, he sacrificed for our sins, checking all the boxes for the Lord, okay? That's what I'm doing. All right? But I do believe that there's possibilities of reincarnation. I'm open-minded to it, Johnny. I'm not, I don't think so. Well, what I asked about... Johnny does not believe in reincarnation at all. No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, I th thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, I the the the th their, I th th th th th th th th. th. thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thi thi thi thi thi thi, I thi Xavier. Well, you don't think so? But what I asked about, Johnny does not believe in reincarnation at all. No, I don't, I don't think so. You think we got one shot? No, no, I just think that it's something else after this.
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Starting point is 00:27:33 That's what I think. I think Hitler came back and now she's asked to do live shows in Tijuana. Yeah, but you're assuming that every chick that does a donkey show doesn't like it. Whoa, okay, good point. I mean, fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Johnny, we got questions. That's not. That's not a punishment.
Starting point is 00:27:56 That's so funny. That's so funny. How do you know, Sam? What's that? What do you say? Go ahead. I said that was so funny. No before that you said we have a question Yeah, I don't know how I knew that. Yeah, I told you I'm from a family of psychics, Johnny. Okay, I just know these things.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Trey from Philly asked how far I am from Wilmington. I'm about a hundred mileston, Trey. It's about, it's not too close. Middle estate. Johnny, didn't your great grandpa walk that every day to work? No, but there is a story from a guy, this guy that went to the, one of the first students at UNC was this guy called Hinton James and he walked from like Welmington I think to Chapel, which is, you know, probably like three, th... was, he walked that far so on UNC's campus they named the farthest dorm from the middle of campus after him. It's called Hinton James because all the poor kids have to walk. Good North Carolina story there. He wouldn't come home. He just go there for the week and then go home. There's another story, one of my, the guy that's writing these civil war books. I've been reading this guy called Shelby. He's from the the the the they. He they. He they. He they. He they. He they. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's they. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's. He's th. He's th. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's, the the the the t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's too. He's tod tod t Shelby Foot. He's from Mississippi. And he grew up, you know, like in probably like the 30s maybe. And he came from Mississippi to Chapel Hill. He didn't get accepted. He showed up on the first day of class to sign up for classes, and
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Starting point is 00:29:46 So did you guys see how Patrick Beck, David was talking about when he had a certain politician's lawyer on? Listen, dude, we're not going to tempt it here. D.T. Yeah. Yeah. We had a certain lawyer. And they saw their live views go from from their their their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, thi, th, th, thi, th, th, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, th. And, like, like, like, like, like, th. And, like, like, like, th. And, th. And, like, like, thi, like, thi, thi, thi, thi. And, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi. We's, thi. We's, thi. thi. thi. from like like 21,000 down to 11,000. Yeah and they but they would go back up you could tell people would finally get
Starting point is 00:30:13 in there and then once they got to that cap again they just hit it right back down they'd boot a bunch of yeah you could tell like Sam Tripoli life. I'm like first time I was like that James Franco meme Yeah, yeah, this is your first time they almost want to yeah, welcome to it dude It's kind of crazy bro all the stuff coming out. It's really nuts So here's one of my favorite calls from this past week. It's a little long he actually filled up the whole three minutes, but this cause is super interesting and it kind of reminds me of one of the stories the guest told while back Merkel what's the guy's name was his first name Merkel Tony Merkel is at it? Yeah yeah I'm working okay. My name is Q. My name is Q. I've been a big fan of funny thing this guy called in and gave his
Starting point is 00:31:01 first name he said hey my name is this and then he called back and gave his first name. He said, hey, my name is this. And then he called back and left the message again with saying his name was Q. So I'm doing the one where he says his name is Q because I assume that he was trying to hide his name. Since I had a podcast for about three years already. Okay. And I was calling because, uh, I had a pretty crazy experience. It was around a couple of years ago. Before my daughter was born, my daughter's mom was pregnant.
Starting point is 00:31:34 And she was about, I'll say, like six months pregnant. Well, anyways, me and my boys, we had went to this abandoned water tower in Cicero, Illinois. We went in there exploring, you know, doing some guy shape. And as soon as we got into the building, I started feeling real weird, like I'd been there before, you know. And the more we looked around, the more familiar it felt. And I've never been to this place in my life, you know, but the more we walked around, the more I realized I've been to this place before, and I remember how I know this place, because
Starting point is 00:32:22 it's been in my dreams since I was little, like reoccurring dreams and I found this room. It was just like my dream. In my dream, I go down to this basement area and this big-ass abandoned factory and I find this room and I ended up like opening a door and there's a coffin and I opened up a coffin it sounds real stupid but I is like Jeepers creepers like a demon you know and so I always wake up at that part but but when I went there in real life, it was just like my dreams.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Just the only thing that was different was nothing was in that room. I went to go look. But anyways, we left, nothing really happened other than that feeling. a couple weeks later when I got home I had the worst dream in my life like I I had a dream that my daughter's mom was talking to me and she was just crying just crying her ass her eyes out you know and it was a different type of crying you know like something was really wrong I was trying to ask her what's wrong was was wrong and she was just she could just she just kept saying I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I had just I'm just I'm just I had just I had just I had just I had just I had just I had just I had just I had just I had just I had just I had just I th I had just I th I th I th I th I th I th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th just th just th just th just to thi to thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi know, like something was really wrong. I was trying to ask her, what's wrong? And she was just, she just kept saying, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And she, she ended up cutting her own head off right in front of me, and I remember I grabbed their head
Starting point is 00:34:04 and I was trying to put it back on and I'm sorry. So that's it around time. Time yourself please. Write that downmark call of the year so far. Yes. For they're excited he knocked his microphone over it. That's how that's how cool that call was. What a great call right you could tell he's telling the truth. Yeah. Yeah. I mean that's some that's some that. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. that. that. that. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. the. time. the. the. the. the. the. the. the's telling the truth yeah yeah I mean that's some that dude to see that in your dreams guys you guys have any memories of you outside of your body do you have any of those memories not not not not like those ones that they show in the movie where you're looking at yourself die I've never had one of those I have one out of the what is is it? And I've had it my whole life and I always remember it. It is and it's a really brief dream or a really brief memory. But I am in my mom's living room. We have it goes kitchen, dining room, living room. It's a small house. I grew up in. And I am somewhat in the
Starting point is 00:35:08 kind of the entryway between the dining room and the living room. And I see myself walk in through this kind of side room that my mom kept as like this weird kind of like museum for antiques. So I walk through and I stop right there at the front door. Because my parents made the entrance the side door, not the front door. We never use the front door. We always use the side door. So I would come through the side door and I have a vivid, vivid memory that I've had my whole life of me walking through and I see myself standing right there at the entrance where we always take our shoes off. What do you think that is? I mean, do you see yourself as a kid?
Starting point is 00:35:54 Yes, but I mean, the thing is that I remember that memory as a kid. That's how long I've remembered that memory. But when you remember it now, do you see yourself as a little kid? Yes. Wow, it's interesting. It's crazy. It's super short too. I don't know, man. I think I had an out-of-body experience for a moment. For just a moment.
Starting point is 00:36:21 And you know, Johnny, I keep saying that there was magic Where that that toys would disappear But hey Sam, so you do a lot of like you've done a lot of a lot of a today? Yes, and a lot of people of those people have OD? Do they talk about? Watching themselves OD is that is that common? Is that does that? No way? I mean in those meetings? No, no, but I would love to know? th? th? th? th? th? th? th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th that? that? that? that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that? that that? that that? that? th. th. th. th. th. th. toy? toy? toys? toys? toys? toys toys. toys. toys. toys. toys. toys. toys. toys. that that that t I mean in those meetings nobody brings that up. No. Oh no. No. But I would love to know that. I have a buddy of mine who said he died and he and Nothing happened, which is very interesting right? It's very interesting like He like did that clear line where they call that when the line goes me Where he's like dead and they can and he said nothing happened and I wonder if like? If like, what if that means he was like? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th. But I would th. But I would tho would would tho would tho would would tho would would tho would tho would tho. But I would tho. But I would would tho. But I would that that they call that when the line goes me Where he's like that dead and they can and he said nothing happened and I wonder if like what if that means he was an MPC? Oh, that could mean anything right? It could mean he wasn't really dead you know because I think there's dead and then there's like dead.
Starting point is 00:37:17 You know what I mean? I think your brain activity has to go to zero for you to really get all that trippy stuff. It's the opposite of what the scientists will tell you. The scientists will tell you your brain is still active, that's why all that trippy stuff's happening. But I think the trippy stuff really happens when your brain, because if you hear the craziest stories are for these people who had like no brain waves, they're really launched into the next. Jolly. John. John. John. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. John, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, John, John, Johnny, Johnny, John, Johnny, John, Johnny, John, John, John, John, John, th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr. tr. th. th. th. th. th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, true, the, is, true, is, is, true, the true, is, the true, true, their, the, the, the, the, the, trust the science. Yeah, I'm thinking about dreams. Like I have a vivid memory of childhood that is a dream kind of. Like, and I remember, I remember waking up after a dream and then running out of the room because I was a nightmare and then something something grabbing me from under the bed, like grabbing at my feet, and I remember it like tou-ske my feet and swip my feet as I was running away. Not in the dream the dream the dream I don't know if it kind of bled over into reality or something, but I've only, yeah,
Starting point is 00:38:10 and I remember that from early childhood, but that's really about it. That's about it. I do have, do you ever have these dreams where you can't tell if, so I'll have, so I'll have a dream and I'll thrown............ I'm, I'm, I'm, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, th, to, th, th, th, th, th, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I..................... I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th is that a dream I've had a million times or is this the first time I've had it and my brain is making me think I've had the dream a million times. Does that make sense to you do you know what I'm saying? Yeah but I did have a dream a bunch of times and I've talked about this before but it was me running through athe parking lot every time and I would just keep running through this floor of this parking lot over and over again. Those are the worst. Yeah, those ones were you trapped.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Yeah, I'm sure. Like, they're getting chased. Like, theymea. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because we determined, we determined that was a great call, dude. That was a great call. Thanks so much for that, dude. Yeah, best call.
Starting point is 00:39:08 I know, that was like, dude, I've been here before because I've dreamed about that is crazy. Doesn't remind you that Merkle, the guy Merkel was talking about who kept like, I think it was in his sleep, and doing like contracts with demons and stuff. Remember that dude? That had to like work while he was asleep. Very similar to that. It sounds like, and this guy was subterranean too, it sounds like, it sounds like there was a demon down there. What do you mean subterranean? Under the ground?
Starting point is 00:39:34 He worked underground? No, this guy said he went into, like, it sounded like they were in a water tower and then this room when he said he went down to this room which made me think it was subterranean also. Remember the Merkel story the guy was like tunneling into the earth or something and yeah yeah and I don't know it's been a while that was such a good story though the one that the Tony Merkel story um all right here oh there's something in a little Kobe flavor oh yeah thirty tho's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th the th thus thus thus the thus thus thus the thus thus thus thus thus the tho. tho. thi thi thi thi tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I thu-I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. thi thi thi thi the. He was the. the. theeeee. theee. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. He's they Oh, super interesting story. Yeah. All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna bring it over just say this guy used to work at Adidas I think he's I think he's he said Adidas but I wonder if he meant here. All right, so not so much conspiracy, but something close to it. I was a security guard for Adidas. Their headquarters are in Portland. All right. So not so much conspiracy, but something close to it. I was a security guard through Adidas. Their headquarters are in Portland. Their headquarters building is an old hospital building and when Kobe Bryant died,
Starting point is 00:40:34 the only mural for Kobe Bryant was located in the morgue area of the headquarters, which is the hospital. And it was Kobe wearing the crazy, which is the hospital. And it was Kobe wearing the crazy eighth as well. So nowhere else was there a Kobe Bryant mural, huge painted Kobe Bryant's mural next to elevators, next to the morgue area. Super sketchy. I also have kind of a ghost story to share as well. Coming down the stairs, to share as well. Coming down the
Starting point is 00:41:05 stairs, opening up the doors, these lights are triggered just by motion sensors. So picture of this hallway that leads to the end of a boiler area near the morgue section and there was a door being held by rope from the maintenance people. Once I get down there the light flicker all the way to the end hallway it projects the light the rope snaps and violently toucest the door but that's all I got. Loved. There's so much about Kobe's death that is just so beyond creepy, you know, and Bishop Larry Gators being the guy who just went... Hey, I thought we weren't supposed to mention his name.
Starting point is 00:41:56 I thought he was like Lord Vardomor and we weren't supposed to mention his name. Damn, bro. You messing up. I messed up. He's gonna hit us up. Yeah, I know. On a serious note, would you, would you have him back on since I mean, he would have to do a public thing saying that we're not Satanist? Yeah. I call him, I mean, I mean, notorious BLG is what I call him, Bishop Larry Gator, notorious BLG, because he's, you know, he's getting a little heavy. I mean, you're you're he he got he he's a he got he's a he got he's a little he's a little he's a little he's a little he's a little, he's a little, he's a little, he's a little, he's a little, he's got, he's getting, he's getting, he's getting, he's getting, he's getting, he's getting, he's getting, he's getting, he's getting, he's getting, he's getting, he's getting, he's got, he's hea, he's hea, he's hea, he's hea, he's hea, he's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's hea, he's hea, he's he. He's he. He's got, he's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he's he's he's thin, he's th. He's th. He's got, he's got, he's now, Sam. Okay? His way has nothing to do with it. We allow fat people on the show too.
Starting point is 00:42:27 No, we gotta get a mom before they die. So we left. That's why I'm the BLG. The BLG. The mother's, F.G. Yeah. Um, Day, can I tell you,ils had such a rough go at least partly on YouTube is because we have a huge F-bomb in like the first five seconds of every episode the intro.
Starting point is 00:42:50 What are you guys talking about? That guy, that, every episode. And you know, they really hit you hard for having curse words in the first 10 minutes. I think it's offensive. Yeah, we got to do it. When I put these up, I'm gonna, if I'm gonna, I'm gonna, if, if, if, if, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, the, tho, tho, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th..... And, th. And, th. And, th. thi, thi, tho. tho. tho. tho. thooo. thoooooo. I, thooo. th. thooooo. tho. tho. tho. th. to beep it out. Yeah, I'm gonna do it when I put these up I'm gonna do it. I'm a if somebody wants to create a new intro to this I do yeah, do you add the beep to thi Do you add the intro to this? I do yeah, why not? And then when I put it back on YouTube, which I haven't yet, but I'm gonna start doing I think I'm gonna start playing the intro? when we go live. Yeah and also well we'd love to get a new intro for TFH live. We should find somebody who did I should find the guy who did it. If you're good at that out there too and you
Starting point is 00:43:32 want to take your shot at it please send it to us on some further. You want to take your shot us talking about ghost and bigfoot. His ghost story at the end was crazy too. mean that was like something out of a movie. There were these motion activated lights and they were followed down the hallway like you know in a movie like ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- and then once it got to the end of the hallway there's this door that was probably like pulled open by a rope and the rope snapped and the door slammed shut. So some entity went down the hallway. Johnny you know I believe in all that. the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I the. I the, I tho. I tho. thi theau. theau. the the the thoom, the the thoom, thoom, thoom, thoes tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It was was was was was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was the. It was the. It was the. It was the is the is theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. tho. tho.to come on and then slam the doorshows in. You know I believe in all that because my house is haunted. Wait, the house you're in now? Yeah. What are you seeing? I mean, dude, shit gets lifted all the time.
Starting point is 00:44:18 What do you mean lifting? Why don't you get it? Like, no, like, things will disappear and we'll never find them again. Of all the stuff that disappeared, we've only found one that disappeared. One thing. Why don't you get someone to put a sage on it? Like, sage to put it out, like sage through it. At least, I gotta get somebody come to do some, like voodoo shit? A priest?
Starting point is 00:44:39 I don't think you should just hang out there and I agree dude if it's haunted I agree dude and stuff think I'm missing in your last house Nope, no, that's not like this I mean gone dude and then sometimes things you miss place But then you eventually find them and we haven't found a bunch of these things What do you think it's doing with them to the other side?? thake them to the the the the the the the the the the the th? I? T the the th. th. th. th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. I the th. I th. I the that. I that. I that. I'm that. I'm that. I that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheathe a thathe a thathe a th. I th. I. I th. I th. I. I th. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. It. It. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that of these things. What do you think it's doing with them, taking them to the other side? Take them to the pawn shop on the other side or something? Man, maybe we had some tweaker died in this house and he's just hawking all of my electronics. Yeah, there's some pawn shop where stuff just keeps appearing in the corner.
Starting point is 00:45:22 And the guy's like, what is like two old? Why is like two old man socks showing up here? I had a thing for my computer that, for my, my, so I have a very nice camera that I was gonna use on the road. But I decided to just use it for the podcast. It is a nice camera. And if you guys notice that all my books are gone behind me, you might not notice it, but I don't have the books because my daughter keeps mouthing the books. He wants to eat the books. I'm like, no, you read the books. You don't eat the books. But she's, ah, gong, gong, gna. And she's, so we had to get rid of all the books And then she's so smart she sets up ladders to get super high to get the other books. That's brilliant. Wow you got to put a door
Starting point is 00:46:09 on that right. She's so smart. Yeah I got to put a this room doesn't have a a door on I'm trying I need to put it. Wait but what disappeared? You were about to say what disappeared? We've had electric electronics. They need to be good. Like You've had electric, electronics, games, like games that the kids play, a purple game gone, don't know where that is. I stole a bunch of stuff from your house when I was there for your birthday, so I was standing. That's why I'm bringing up here, so you have to answer it. Are you the ghost, Johnny?
Starting point is 00:46:37 Are you the gay tweaker? Any money missing? Any money missing? He could be a Mexican ghost. Nobody touching that. Nobody touching that. I put that right to safe. It's not a Mexican ghost. I don't mess around dog. You think I'm playing fool? Does this ghost know you have guns that you're fully loaded? Dude, I've been I had a guy come over we started practicing with my shotgun the other day. I've been practicing that. Yeah. Loading it unloading it. Bo. Oh. the. the the the the the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. unloading Boom. I got you. All right. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Got a learn dude. I got my little lever action for Christmas though. Johnny, can we see it? Can we see your cool new gun? Yeah, sure. Hold on your scope on it. Sam, on a serious note, if shit hit the fan, how long could you live in your house for?
Starting point is 00:47:27 Like how long are you ready for? Dude, I bought supplies years ago and I bought some new supplies and I have more supplies coming. How long you're thinking? Six months? You can do six months. I can do a couple months. I can do a couple months. Look at that, look at Johnny. What is that? What is that, Johnny? What is that, Johnny? Where is the? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? Where? How, the? How, the? How, the? How, how? How, how? How, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how? How, how? How is the the the? How, how? How is the the the the the the, how? How? How? How, how? How is the th? How? How long? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How, how? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How, how? How, how? How, how? How, how? How, how? How, how? How, how? How, how? How, how? How, how, how, how? How, how? How is the? How is the? How is the? How is the? How is the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is the th is the th is th is the the Look at Johnny. What is that, Johnny? Where's the scope? Where's the scope? I don't, you know I'm not going to put a scope on this right? I'm not even tapped. What did you say
Starting point is 00:47:53 you're going to put a scope on? Oh no, I put a laser on my my pistol, my new one. Johnny do you walk around with a carry pistol? Look at that. No, not not usually. What is that? It's 22 Magnum. There we go. It's a Henry rifle, Henry repeater. Do you use it yet? Yeah, it's one of these guys, you know, Old West kind of. Oh, I like that. I like that. I love it. Johnny. It's my favorite rifle. Johnny. Do you have a better shot than Sam? You can put money on that. Johnny's better. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a the the the the the the the they. th. th. th. the their. th. the. the. It's a the. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's. the. the. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the than Sam But you put money on that Johnny's way better that come on yeah Yeah, you kidding. Are you kidding? Yeah, these little the little pistol that things hard to shoot really snappy. Those are the little carry pistol I got Johnny. what's your favorite gun you have? Johnny, thi. the little carry thou' tho' thin. John. J. J. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' way's. Johnny's. Johnny's. Johnny's. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, I mean I got an AR in there. How many guns you have, Johnny? How many gun you have? I don't know, in this gun safe, probably like eight or ten, something like that.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Dang! And I may do you have an LA? Oh I got this too. Hold on I'll show you. Actually, do you have any guns? Just one? Just a little small hand gun like a female. Got this little. Look at this baby single action. What are you dirty Harry? Listen. though that's nice. That is nice. That is nice. I'm telling you shit hits the fan. Johnny's gonna be the leader of the pack. Oh, so I go to number two or number three. I don't know but he's definitely number one. He's got the best shot. heary. heary. He's. He's. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. He's he. He's the the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thirty. He's thirty. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's th. He's th. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thirty. He's thirty. He's thirty. He's thirty. He's thirty. He's thirty. He's thirty. He's thirty. He's thirty. He's thirty. He's thirty. He's thirty. He's the pack. Oh, so I go to number two or number three? I don't know, but he's definitely number one. He's got the best shot. He knows
Starting point is 00:49:28 how to how to butcher some meat. Uh, I don't know. I need to. Is that what we're saying? A little bit. Right. Do you skin animals a lot? Are you animal skinner? No, I'm not a big fan of that. Uh, hunting. Can you milk a cow? I the cow? I the cow? I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the best. He's the best the best. He the best. He's the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best. He the best. He the best. He the best. He the best. He the best. He th. He thi. He thi. He thi. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's thi. He's thin. He's thi. He's th. He's th. He's th. Hea. He's th. He's the. He's thean. He's the. He's thi. He's got. He's th. Not a big fan of hunting, but I can. I can, I know how to. Milk a cow. Yeah, yeah, you just, that's easy. Johnny loves milking cows. Oh, I'll milk anything with teats. Yeah, you will.
Starting point is 00:49:57 All right, so here's an interesting call about, are you guys familiar with the Albert Pike letter? Yes. This guy's going to bring it up. What's up, boys? I wanted to know your take on Albert Pipe's letter that you sent me about the three world wars. Just wanting to know. I've watched a few things about it, but I never heard you guys talk about it. Anyway, there go he thi th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to the the the the the to to to the the to to to to to to to to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to talking about the Albert Pike letter. I'll pull that up here. I got the...
Starting point is 00:50:26 John, I want you to read it. Yeah, I got a few links on it. Now, I have spent... Johnny, you've caught feelings for it? Many hours over the past few... Over the past few months, reading language written by people of Albert Pike's era. Albert Pike was, you know, a Confederate. And I have to say, this does not feel like language from that era and I've, and I've seen things that make me think this is probably not a genuine letter from Pike. Yeah, can you read it and then I have my theories. Okay, I'm, hold, I'm looking for it. I had a good copy of it here and it seems like it died.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Oh, good grief. The link that I had from earlier today is now, okay, here it is. The following letter that speculation claimed that Albert Pike wrote to Giuseppe Mazzini in 1871 regarding a conspiracy involving three world wars. Here we go. The first world war must be brought about in order to permit the Illuminati to overthrow the power of the Tsars in Russia and of making that country a fortress of atheistic communism. The divergences caused by the Agenter, that's agents, of the Illuminati between the
Starting point is 00:51:47 British and Germanic empires will be used to foment this war. At the end of the war, communism will be built and used in order to destroy the other governments and in order to weaken the religions. The second world war must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences between the fascists and the political Zionists. This war must be brought about so Nazism is destroyed and that the political Zionism be strong enough to institute a sovereign state of Israel in Palestine.
Starting point is 00:52:19 During the Second World War, international communism must become strong enough in order to balance Christendom, which would be then restrained and held in check until the time when we would need it for the final social cataclysm. Sorry, the words are getting smaller as I go down. The third world war must be fomented by the taken advantage of the differences caused by the Agentur, that's the agents of the Illuminati, between the political Zionists and the leaders, and the, and the, and the, and the the the the the the the the the the the thi, the leaders, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the differences caused by the Agentur, that's the agents of the Illuminati, between the political Zionists and the leaders of the Islamic world. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam and political Zionism mutually destroy each other. And that's the bulk of it there. Now I've got it on pretty good
Starting point is 00:53:02 evidence that that this this is a hoax based upon another hoax, based upon another hoax. The buggy. Hopes on hoax? Yeah, it's a multi-layered hoax. This is a, according to someone on Reddit, and they're paraphrasing another person who's done, done even more work on this. This was written in 1958 by William Guy Carr as
Starting point is 00:53:26 an introduction to the second edition of his book, Ponds in the Game. And he says it appears on certain pages in the printing. The passage that Carr puts in quotes, beginning with the We Shall Unleash the Nileus and the Atheists is originally from the 1894 book, The Devil in the 19th Century. It was translated from the original French into English, then into Spanish, and then back in English before being included in that book. And then, I mean, if you care to see that, it's pretty easy to find Googling it, but he goes into other sources. It's kind of pieed together from several different sources. Well, didn't he say the word Nazi in there?
Starting point is 00:54:07 Yeah, yeah, which is not, I mean, national socialism was. Which wasn't around then, right? Yeah, I don't either. Yeah, I don't either. You know, I mean, Albert Pike, though, is it, you know, Freemason. He was, you know, he's always, every image of him you see from that time has him with his Masonic regalia on. And then, not a cool guy. And then Johnny, you said, you said that it didn't sound like the times and you're
Starting point is 00:54:36 talking about like the slang that you, that would be used during that language. Yeah, it just doesn't, it's not just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not as stilted as guys wrote back to especially writing you know talking I think maybe less so but as they wrote I you know it was a little more stilted I would say especially a southerner aristocrat a southern aristocrat I would expect a little bit different language but that's interesting I mean that is interesting but I don't it's just a little too specific right with the references to Nazism and Communism and Israel, the state of Israel. Yeah, for sure, dude. 100%. Hey, guys. So I want to get in something real quick. Have you seen the controversies with, you know, Dave Chappelle's new special and it's so hilarious. So, you know,
Starting point is 00:55:20 just watching the, watching these comics and people who do comedy, whether it's sketch or anything, complaining about people doing jokes, which, you know, unless it's a personal family member of yours that you think is unjustly being made fun of, like, let it go, right? But, you know, you got these people going, why, why is it, why, why is it, why, why is it, why, why is he got you know you got these people going why is it why why is he got to make fun of these people it's it's hilarious if you watch the time line of this Dave Chappell Drive special has a great trans joke at it people lose their mind leave the trans alone they're not doing anything to and the next day it trans shoots up at school I mean it's like absolutely absolutely, like it's like absolutely insanity dude. It's absolutely insanity and it's just go,
Starting point is 00:56:10 like the biggest thing is this is like it's just everybody, you should be able to make fun of everybody as long as you're not like going after kids, going after somebody's family, like that that's just me person. Unless they get into the family business, then then you're allowed to the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin thin thin thin thin thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin' thin, thin, thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thin, th. It's th. thin, th. th. thin, thin, thin' thin' thin' thin' thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the the the the the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an thin, thin, the an thin, that's just me person, unless they get into the family business. Then you're allowed to tee off. But, you know, that's my, that's my rule. It's like, dude, people call me names all the time. People, we got this idiot again saying that I'm like some Illuminati, a cult dude. It's like... I was going with him. I was going at him on Twitter again.
Starting point is 00:56:47 He's so... Dude, he took that picture of you with Patrick Ewing, you know, with your head photoshopped on one of his teammates at Georgetown. Yeah. And he's like, oh, Patrick Ewing's number. He didn't know who Patrick Ewing was, I guarantee you, he's like, he, he didn't, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he didn't, he, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he, he, he, he didn't he, he's he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's he, he, he, he, he's he's he's he's he's he's took, took, he's he's he's took, he, he, he, he, he's he, he's th. th's like you're telling me it's a coincidence that's it's Sam's face next to the number 33 I'm like no, it's not a coincidence. That was Patrick Ewing's number and his favorite player since childhood is Patrick Ewing since he was today. Since I was nine years old. Nine. That tells me how long you've been in Illuminati Sam since nine. You picked Patrick Ewing because it was number 33? How dare you? I think them because they were the bad guys. They were the bad, they would come in, they were like.
Starting point is 00:57:27 And then he pulled out that logo, that old logo that was on the shirt. Which was off the grid Ryan? Off the grid Ryan designed that I don't even know what? I didn't even know what I mean. that do shows like ours like to use the symbolism that the bad guys use in their graphics. You know what I mean? It's kind of like a nod, like, hey, we see these things, we know what you guys are up to. So if anybody used, I mean, if Ryan did use that,
Starting point is 00:57:52 it's because he know, you know what I mean? It's kind of a winkthat's the thing, the guy was a guest on the show. So if that's enough of an affiliation with you to damn other, you know what I'm saying? Like if that, if he discovered somebody else had been on your show and he had. And he had, like, he had like, it's like so stupid. It's just like, tell me, tell You know it's listen dude it's a hard listen podcasting is hard it's not easy and you know I remember when I did the naughty show way back the day and we had like 5,000 people listening that and I was so upset because all my friends are getting a hundred thousand I didn't appreciate that 5,000 that is like pretty amazing. No, yeah. And my humble opinion, you know?
Starting point is 00:58:46 If they were all in a stadium in front of you, you would be like, oh wow, yeah, I'm blowing, I'm killing it. Yeah, I mean it's crazy to me. So, so we didn't appreciate it. But you know, there's just people out there that work really hard that just, you know, they're trying to get thing people their they're their they're they're they're they're they're their their their they're their they're their thrying. thrying. their their I've been there You know, but then their automatically assumption is their automatic assumption is because you're doing well You the there has to be some like nefarious reason it can't be that you just connect and you just click with people like I was talking my friend Jason Ellis today and like you know just like I used to have a show with Jason Ellis. Jason Ellis has Elvis energy. People are drawn to him. People are just drawn to these guys. It's just the way it is. Some people have
Starting point is 00:59:33 those just have that energy. It's just the way it is. That's why I don't get mad when some people blow up and I'm where I'm at and it's just like, like you know how you do do better is connecting with others. You know how you don't do better is going the war with everybody all the time because you're bitter. That's just how. And time, time, being consistent. Sam, how long have you been doing this for? How many podcasts have you done? It's so funny I was talking the mark tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, to, the, th th to, the, the, the, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, th........... I, is, th. I, th. I, th. I, thi. I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. now we were talking about like, you know, booking shows and he's like, you're the only one does it consistently.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Every Wednesday we do two shows a week, every week all the time. Even when, even when we were at all things comedy, doing punch-drunk, they were like, you're the only ones who show up every week all the time. You never miss. Yeah, it's consistency. That's all they do. And you, you, like dude, I used to be like the guy who was like, oh, I gotta be the most, you know, I gotta be the comedy, police, call, nobody wants to work with those people. You know, I mean, I call out so many people. It's like you gotta work with your peers unless they're complete scumbags. But it's like calling out everybody on everything is just a giant waste of your time because it leads to nothing. Especially in this show, please tell me what we don't talk about on the show. Yeah, what are we avoiding? What's the
Starting point is 01:01:00 big thing? What do we avoid? I guess, I mean honestly people could say like your friendship with Rogan is some kind, that's th, th, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th, but, but, th, but, th, but, th, but it's, but it's like, th, th, but it's like, but it's like, th, th, like, like, like, it's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's like, it's like, like, like, like, it's like, like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the only. the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they.thing? Yeah. What do we avoid? I guess, I mean, honestly, people could say like your friendship with Rogan is some kind of, that's the only thing that they could possibly say. And if you look back, I mean, you've known that guys since you came to do comedy in LA. I mean, that's all it is. Farefactor. And like, theyfair fa'er, before, before, before, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th...... th. th. th. th. that, that, that, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. that, th. time, bro. Or like six years or seven. It was a very long time. And like, it was at least that one. Listen, make no that's about it. I'm very, I always will, will defend my friend because of everything that he's been so kind to me. He's so kind to me.
Starting point is 01:01:45 He's like helped me so much. Like I'll never be able to pay him back, like what he's done for my career. So it's like I will always like in this notion that like being loyal. I remember some people like, oh, being loyal is a sign of weakness. When did that become a sign of weakness? What? That's just the perversion of you know everything in our society.
Starting point is 01:02:06 That's just some some cloud-chasing losers trying to explain away their behavior. And of course if you knew anything about Rogan that he was doing something evil of course you would call it out. I mean of course you would even if he was your friend. I call out this one guy I'm not getting into it and he was one of the only nice people to me. And I don't enjoy it. He treated me well. He was a nice guy, but I found out some shit and I don't fuck with him anymore. Yeah. It's just the way it is, dude, these stupid people. But there also is those industry plants.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Like that girl that Bobby, the girl that Drake, that interviewed Drake and then interview Bobby Lee, that's an industry plant. Oh, you mean that big-titted blonde mom? Yeah, Bobby, yeah. And that's what I mean. Those do piss people off, I was like, how is Drake your second interview, third interview, and you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and thi, and thi, and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. And, th. And, th. And, th.. And, th.. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's there's there's, thi, thi I was like how is Drake your second interview third interview and you go down the rabbit home you find out that's her wasn't she big on like Tick-Tock or something too yeah apparently the craziest thing about everything is how big cheat cheese are the greatest cheat code of all time it's just like it gets you it just because you have meat in certain places
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Starting point is 01:03:52 That's from Paul and Boise, Sam, he wanted to tell you that. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Did you hear what I said? No, what'd you say? No, you should, Paul and Boise says, thank you, Sam, for helping me laugh when I was going through an extremely hard time in my life. You make me laugh when I'm really struggling to keep it together. Much love, that's from Paul again.
Starting point is 01:04:14 And I appreciate that. And you guys help me keep it together. And you know, I can get really lost. Again going to that guy saying, that, I, that, that, I, I, that, that, I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th and I, th and I, th and I'm, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th funny, dude. Again, going to that guy saying I'm part of this Illuminia, the only group I'm a part of is a AA meeting. I have crippling social anxiety. Like I can't hang out with anybody. To the point, I like, I feel like I'm not close with a lot of my friends that I used to be close with because I just don't go out I I used to get invite everything and I never show up so they stopped inviting me I have crippling crippling social anxiety and I assume this helps with that a lot right Sam when you were
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Starting point is 01:05:26 Oh, I still have it. I just like my fear of, what's that? I imagine the kids help a lot with that, kids are great because it's like you're there where you need to be right? It's like, I need to be with them. Yeah. Instead of being like, at the, at the comedy club on a Wednesday night at like midnight. Like, you know, purpose. Yeah, good to have purpose. That's the biggest thing. It gives you purpose. And you know, not that you have to have kids. I always say that, not that you have that kids.
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Starting point is 01:07:28 You can thrive on YouTube and one of them is on my lunch break Mind shock is really great too and they're doing a lot of great work on Tataria and You know, you know could big foot, you know once a while you'll see like a video of someone be like, what is this animal? And then you never see the the animal? And then you never see? you, you you, you you, you you, you th, you th, you never, you never, you never, you never, you never, you never, you th, you never, you th, you never, you never, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you can, you can, you, you, you, you th, you can, you can, you th, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, th, thin, th, th, thin, th, thin, thin, th, thin, the the the the thin, the the the the the the the, could Bigfoot, you know, once a while you'll see like a video of someone be like, what is this animal? And then you never see the animal again? You're like, what if these are animals from beyond the wall that somehow get through? Entirely possible. I mean, I know, you know, I've heard stories of big, you know, things that don't make sense to be around the area. I'm around and people seeing them. Last, last, last, real quick thing. I just want to say, local celebrity project Cheney's here, you know?
Starting point is 01:08:13 Oh, nice. Nice. I think men need to see tell women more about what they see with their eyes. Men are so visual, women are so in their head. I think most dudes think women think their girl is beautiful even when there isn't. Yeah, I think men need to say that. Men have to be, those are little things like, oh you're gorgeous, oh I appreciate you, thank you so much for doing that. You know, I try to say that to Dana as much as possible because the train train train train the train the the train train the train the train the the train the the the the train the the the the to the to to to to to to to to say to to say to say to say to say thra. Men, to say to say to say to say to to say to to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say. Men, to say. Men, to to to to the. Men, the. Men, the and as much. Men as much. Men as much. Men as much. Men as much. Men as much. Men as much. Men as that's that that that that that that off to tracks if it wasn't for her. Yeah. I mean, I can't do 9,000 podcasts without her, you know? You do a lot of podcasts, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Yeah, it's hard to do that, right? Examine kind of your, the way you interact with people and try to make a plan for it, but I've tried to do that too I know exactly what you're saying. Well you know I am sorry I'm just trying to get I'm gonna say some super chat really quickly. Johnny did you get the box I sent you from Moses Lake Washington I'm a potter and I have some mugs to send but I want to know when you got the first box did you get anything from Lake what? What can you describe it I know I gave you something? I? I? I? I? I? I? I the the to. to. the to. the box. the box. I to. the box. the box. to. I the box. the box. the box. to. the box. the box. to. to. to. to just just just just just just just. to say. I the box. the box. to get. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just just just. I'm just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the box. I the. I the. I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. I stuff was that like the um I don't don't know the UFO stuff like that we wouldn't be for me he said Johnny I didn't get that was just for you guys okay he has to tell us what it is and I don't know if I gave it to you or not anyway um so guy go ahead that's it for the super shots all right hey Johnny I was gonna ask you you're in your hometown what's up with hitting up Ryan blood the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm thus. I'm th. I'm thus. I'm thi. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. at your hometown, what's up with hitting up Ryan
Starting point is 01:09:45 Blutso? Yeah, I think we should do that soon. I want, I mean, I want you guys to come with me. I want to, Sam, you gotta do it. Johnny, why didn't you go? You said you were going to go? This time? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:58 I had no, I barely had time to do the show this time. I've been slammed since my girls here now and we've been running around doing shit. It's a okay okay it's super busy. But no I would love to do it especially with I mean I'll go by myself but I would love with I think we the footage of you Sam especially getting out there getting scared would just be hilarious. I agree you think you'd get scared to get scared Sam? Yeah I get scared to get to get scared scared the the the the the to get scared the to get scared to get scared the the the the the the to get scared the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th their sc sca. the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. to get scared to get scared to get scared to get scared to get scared to get scared to get scared to get scared to get scared to get scared to get scared to get scared to get scared to get scared to get scared. to get scared. to get scared. to get scared. their their s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s sc. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea you'd get scared Sam? Yeah. Of course, I get scared to get my butt probed, of course. In the dark? Yeah, man. That's, I mean, I'd love to see it. Would you rather Johnny get probed in the dark or probed in the light?
Starting point is 01:10:36 No, in the dark? In the dark. In the right, I hope they get the right hole, but I don't want to see it. Have you guys ever heard this? Hold on, hold on. Let's ask Xavier which one of his holes are best for probing? Xavier, which one of your holes would be best for probing? The right hole. In the dark? In the light? Either what? Neither.
Starting point is 01:11:05 Neither. All right, so this, have you stop it for one second? What I find hilarious is he's asking, is this the number for the conspiracy and then just proceeds the call, like this could be some call center in India or something? Anyways, ah. That's half the calls. That's like half the calls. And I think it's because the voicemail doesn't say what it is I should probably change the voicemail to have an
Starting point is 01:11:47 outgoing message but I because a lot of people were like yeah is this broken simulation a bunch of that going on so here did you hear who he's talking about no no rush limbaugh have you ever heard that Jim Marson is rush limbab I have heard that just like what do you do you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th do you th th th th th th th th th thi thi th thi thi th th th th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th is th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi trying to remember. Rush Limbaugh. Have you ever heard that Jim Morrison is Rush Limbaugh? I have heard that. Really? What do you think of that? Bill Hicks is Alex. Alex Jones? Jones.
Starting point is 01:12:12 I don't know if I buy into either of those. I definitely don't think Bill Hicks is Alex Jones. But I will tell you this that Alex Jones I think is younger than me and he seems way older than me Maybe when you're more successful. I assume you're older right But like I how do you think he is? How do you think he is? Jim Morrison is 49. No, no, no, no Alex Jones is 49. Yeah, these are my favorite things When they like Bill Hicks be today? He was 32 and he died in like 93? th? th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to. to, th. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th These are my favorite things. How would Bill Hicks be today? He was 32 and he died in like 93 was it? Something like that? So what this 30 years ago? So he'd be like 60 something? Yeah, I just... Are you saying that I never... These are so dumb these
Starting point is 01:12:59 things right here where they compare people's eyes and stuff like, see his eye folds the exact same way as as I mean yeah I agree I agree I agree with some what the same all people I agree I totally agree it's absolutely ridiculous bill Hicks age I don't I don't I don't think so he was 32 and he died in 94 so he would been what 61 now so he would be what 61 now something like that no that's it's well let's just say it's a two thousand foe that that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi the the. to to to to to to to to to thi the. thi the. the. thi's well, let's just say it's 2004 that means that was what? Yeah, but I mean he didn't die in January so he'd be 61 right? 62. Yeah, 61 he would have been 6 you does Alex Jones look 62 to you? No, he was like when he was drinking when he was drinking when he was drinking? He was just? Fucked up a handle I was like he was looking at all older. He's 49. I don't if you remember that day. Hea looked older. I would say Alex Jones had mid-50s vibe. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, not 60. Yeah, thi. Yeah, Hicks died young didn't he? Man, he died young. Yeah, think about that. Only 60 now. What's that. What's. What's. What's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He was. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He's th. He's th. Think about that, only 60 now? What's crazy. What's the logic of Alex Jones or Bill Hicks turning into Alex Jones? Did he have to disappear? Was he going to trouble? Did you owe money? Yeah, I mean like he just wanted to get out so he didn't have to do comedy anymore. Yeah, it's like that the thing with JFK. Fak faking his death, you know, like why? He's the most powerful man in the world. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the thi. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. thi. thi. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's aking his death you know like why he's the most
Starting point is 01:14:25 powerful man in the world what he what's the point just wants to go live a good life and hang hookers yeah yeah yeah that's the best thing I've heard of the best defense watch watch it watch Hitler at a donkey show um all right let me see if we had any more super chats because if not we're getting toward the end here. Let me see. This is the end. My only is from me.
Starting point is 01:14:50 Josh says the package was two leather bags with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard named name. Yes, I gave you that leather bag, right? The yellow one. It's a leather satchel handmaid from him. I don't know what he's talking about. I've never seen it. Johnny, you throw me under the bus here.
Starting point is 01:15:07 And then Trey from Philly says he can bring serious camera package for North... Oh, okay, he wants to... he's talking about shooting stuff here. Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it. Josh, but Josh, uh, I leather bags Johnny I gave you your leather bag he didn't at the studio you didn't you didn't bring it with you I did you did you not give me a leather bag did you get a leather bag yes one one was yellow I I think another one was green that means that you have a bag with my name on it somewhere in your house I'll find it I'll find'll find it. I'll find it. I'll find
Starting point is 01:15:45 Dana find it. I got to get my own PO box so because you can you some I have so many messages for people like hey did you get those bowls I sent you? Do you get that cool? I sent you some really cool to- Johnny I did bring you your bowl. Sot stop try to make me look like ungrateful. It's not I don't think you're right now you're making me Now you're making me wonder how much stuff goes into that peel box that's supposed to come to me Oh dude people do people message all the time like hey man I sent it like three times you guys today? today? the times you guys never got it and I'm like uh, I think we did get it Oh really Johnny you're real guys. to do this? Ghosts stole it maybe. Wait up. You're on day seven. Day seven. No porn. We're gonna do this.
Starting point is 01:16:27 How long you, how long you going for? Are you like stopping forever type of thing or you're just gonna see how long you can go and then break the rule? I don't want to watch it ever again. It's slow vibrational. All right, so the last thing here is Sammy. You know where we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we are the the the last thing here is Sam, you know what up, you know we're going on the road this next weekend, right? What? You know we're going on the road next weekend, right?
Starting point is 01:16:51 No porn? No porn. Even me? I can't. Yeah, you can. You can, you're not me, you weirdo. All right, here we go. This is from you, the world where something like this last thing. This is from you, Sam. I'm not sure what this is. Here we go. The fact that we actually live in a world where something like this could happen, but at
Starting point is 01:17:08 this point, none of us will even be shocked. Or the fact that something like this could happen in our world and not a single news media has broke this story, not at all. In fact, if you Google search it is quite a difficult find. Which is all that much more suspicious with the story of this kind of size, this magnitude. And yet, here we are. Hang on to your bridges. It's going to get real. A couple of days in Miami, Florida at a mall, the local police were dispatched to the mall for an argument, a fight that broke out between juveniles. Juveniles, they say, had sticks and fireworks. Oh my. But ultimately, the call, what they claim, what they were they were they were they were they claimed, what they claimed, what they claimed, what they claimed, what they claimed, what they claimed, what they claimed, what they claimed, the call, the call, the call, the call, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th..... th. th. the. too. too. the. thea. th. the. the. their, their. their. their was the call, the reason for the police officers
Starting point is 01:17:45 to arrive at the scene, was due to a fight that had broken out between juveniles who had sticks and fireworks. But Auntie, why do you care if that's on the news? That isn't a big deal? No, my friend, no, it's not. It is definitely not that big of a deal. I agree with you, and it is definitely definitely definitely can't sound not a not a not a not a not a big. Yeah, okay. Did you guys see that where all the cops are going down the street in Miami? To show up on the scene just like this. No. Right? That seems like a lot of officers to show up. But my friends, that is not anywhere near all that came. And once you understand and you hear the eyewitnesses stories,
Starting point is 01:18:19 I believe you will at that point understand a little bit better as to why so many police officers, probably a hundred, along with choppers, black choppers from the PD, patrolling the scene from above. And according to witnesses, eyewitnesses there, the Miami police was not dispatched there for a juvenile fight, and the obvious need for such an enormous police presence was far more sinister than what we've been told. As multiple witnesses claimed to have seen, I can't believe I'm going to say this... th, what th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. What th. th. thi, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their, what, what to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their, their. their. their, their. their, their. their, their, their, their. their. th. th. th. th. to today, to today, to to today, to to to to to today, to to to today, to to to the the th th. that've been told. As multiple witnesses claimed to have seen, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, creatures that stood eight to ten feet tall, walking outside and even inside of the mall. And the pupus that were reported, and even the pupus you might hear in some of the videos had nothing to do
Starting point is 01:18:58 with the juvenile fight, according to these mall goers shooting to protect themselves from these 8 to 10-foot tall creatures in self-defense. What? Some weird stuff, right, dude? That is a lot of cops. I mean, cops are notorious for overreacting, but that's a lot of police. Right? That's better? That's better? It's better. It's better.
Starting point is 01:19:29 Along with the ridiculously high number of police officers that arrived on the scene and the helicopter flying above. Apparently after this incident was phoned into the police, the black PD helicopters were the only things flying that night in the Miami sky. As the Miami airport were shut down. Still no flights going or coming at Miami, to Miami in the Miami sky. As the Miami airport were shut down, still no flights going or coming at Miami International, only one PD helicopter patrolling the area. The absolute lack of this story anywhere is absolutely driving me mad. On my Google search I found nothing. I found crickets. I ironic. Even my ex.
Starting point is 01:20:00 Even X let me down too but that's a whole other story. As when I searched on X, this is what I found. No results for people shooting at Miami Mall, 8 to 9 feet tall creatures. Okay, valid. Let's remove the obvious. Do another search without the 8 to 9 foot tall creatures. Well, now that's suspicious. They can't see the police friends look great on. I can't do anything about that. Judging by the size of the police presence, a helicopter. Basically, there's giant beings.
Starting point is 01:20:28 You would think even X would. According to this woman, they're, yeah, there, some mall had, this will be out in the audio. All this will be in the audio. there were aliens stalking around eight foot aliens. Eight foot Nephalum okay one Bambiana whatever his name is Wembley Abiana yeah what the Yamma who doesn't know how he doesn't believe it's okay so okay okay uh who doesn't how he still doesn't believe how he's overrated garbage you're like okay dude all right dude he's the first I'm the first nefalum ever to play in the NBA you think he's he's the Howie he still doesn't believe it. He's overrated garbage. You're like, okay, dude.
Starting point is 01:21:06 All right, dude. He's the first Nephilim ever to play in the NBA. You think he's like to kill it, dude. Congratulations on the first Nephilim to play in the WNBA. And dude, Chet Holmgrum. He's got a weird attitude, but I like him. That's a weird dude. Yeah, he's good. All right guys we did it. We did it. Well, yay. You started to sound like Dorothy Explorer. What do you want? Johnny, can you go to the website real quick?
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Starting point is 01:24:10 we might have to finagle the times we'll figure it out. So that's anything else guys? That's it for me. Oh all right guys thank you for tu in. We'll tune in. We'll to talk to you first. We'll to to to to to to to to to to to you to you to you to you the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. too. too. to too. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. tho. to. to me tod today. today. today. today. today. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to tothank you for tuning in. We love you very much. And we'll talk to you first. We'll talk to you later. Bye. We go deep home, boy. Eric, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere.
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