Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Twisted Ep 17: Aggressive Fluting

Episode Date: August 19, 2016

Welcome to another episode of Twisted! Today Sam Tripoli talks about: 1) Working out at 40! 2)Going to See Guns-N-Roses 3) The Hollywood Bowl 4) Kurt Metgzer and Amy Schumer 5) The Olympics

Mama's Mamas. Mamas. Baby Mama's Mamas. Yeah, go like this. You're a boy, make a big noise, they're gonna be a big maxist. Stop it on your face, your big disgrace, taken your cat ho. What's up everybody and welcome to another episode of Twisted with your boy, with your home boy, Sam Trippley. That was an ACDC, Black Sabbath and Queen mash up. You can find that was on a c DC black Sabbath and queen mashup you can find that on you can find that on YouTube under John Beck so enjoy that I know you guys like the mashups that's how I like to open the show so it is what it is

home boy how are you guys what up y'all I'm? I'm very excited. I'm very excited. We have a, I have a whole fun episode for you. I appreciate all the kind words when it comes to you guys like in the last episode. Got a lot of stuff to talk about. Real quick. Me and Pollyanna chilling in my hot box. We called my house. My house's windows are all closed because it's Thursday and that is leaf blowing Thursday not just once but twice during the day I get a I get a army of leaf blowers walking up and down the stairs in front of where I live at all these different times and I don't hate anybody people doing a job job, but you gotta do twice? You gotta do twice during the day?

Twice? Why have the mops, by the way? Why have the brooms? How come nobody uses brooms anymore? It's a broom! Are you getting anything to anything? Are you really clean anything? Well, leaf lower. Anyways, yay, we're here. We're gonna have a fun half an hour. It could be an hour. I got a bunch of shit to talk about. So we shall see really quickly. Dates out of the gates. I am going to be once again at Play Hollywood,

Sin City Theater, doing the Naughty Show. We had our best week ever last week, and hopefully this week we'll have an even better week because it's UFC 202. If you're going to be in Vegas, you love the podcast, you love punstrunk, you love the naughty show, you love the international bad boys. Come down, man, check out the naughty show you love the international bad boys come down man check out the show I got a killer lineup man bunch of people in town all want to do spots so we're gonna rock out with our

cocks out go to the naughty show LV you can go to the nice show LV dot com or the naughty show Las Vegas dot com grab your tickets no show no shows are ever the same. I just go and I crush it. It's a lot of fun, man. I've been having a lot of fun doing this. I've got to be honest with you, man. I'm having a lot of fun talking mad shit to people. It's been fun. So with that said, come check it out. And then next week, next week, everybody, if you're in the Midwest, Minnesota, I will be at the House of Comedy Wednesday through Thursday spitting high-level, quality dick jokes for you and your Christian friends. We're going to rock it. We're going to rock it, man. Okay, the leaf blower seems gone. So come out, you can get those tickets at the House of Comedy.m.m. dot com I believe.

Just look up House of Comedy, Minnesota. Grab your tickets, an hour of filthy power. That's how it goes. Our power. It's gonna be Murder Fest 2006. And it's gonna be very exciting. So thank you for checking out checking in listening to my show tonight in LA is guns and roses is playing at

Dodger Stadium I want to go see this concert so badly and guess what I'm gonna go see the concert I'm gonna go watch it because you know why I've been want to see guns roses my whole mother fucking life man Now here's the issue my old lady Dana who I love the death Okay She doesn't know she can make it to go to the concert so because she's working. She doesn't know she can get out in time Which she is hinting means I can't go? Come out man this is guns and mother fucking roses dude. These are the guys who who whoop the little ass.

Fun fact. Here is a fun fact that makes this story so fucking interesting. Dana if you guys get the big book on MTV the cool guys or those guys or something like that, I forget what's called, but someone did a book about the early years on MTV, Dana is actually in the book. She just got hired out of college, okay? She was an intern, but she's really low down on the tone pole over there. She was like looking for new acts. That was her job,

which I'm sure may, going out doing Coke, fucking musicians. Yes, you gotta come to grips with this, dude. Your lady got chalk full of cock at some point. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Am I the only one who thinks this? Who wants the 72 virgins in heaven, right?

Give me about 50 virgins and 20 filthy slots? You know what I'm saying? I don't want a girl going. Now, go. Why are you asking? Yes, duh. Blank check. Hit it. That's what I'm looking for. Okay? So anyways, Dana was out check, hit it. That's what I'm looking for. So anyways, Dana was out on the scene and she came upon this band that was kind of unknown

that was starting to get big Guns and Roses. This is a true story. She had to come, she went to her boss about putting Guns N' Roses concert on MTV. They were very resistant to it at first. They didn't want to put them on. So they basically said to Dana, we'll put these guys on, and if you, if they suck, it's your job. Dana laid it all on the line, and the rest is history.

Basically, I'm Dane the woman fucking help Guns and Roses blow up. So my point being, I want to go see the fucking concert, man. It's my fate. Dude, I gotta tell you, Guns and Roses up there with my favorite concerts of, my favorite bands of all time. Without doubt. Without a doubt. Okay? Without a doubt. Without a doubt. Okay? Without a doubt. Do you guys remember the first

CD you ever bought? This is how old I am? Do you guys remember the first cassette tape you ever bought? The first piece of music you ever bought? Do you remember that? I do. I remember who they are. And it was drum roll please. Guns and roses and LA guns. That's who? Those two bands. I don't know why I bought LA guns. I just saw guns. And I'm like, dude, I need to get more guns. I need all the guns. I got guns with roses over here. I just need some LA guns. Putting cap and motherf fuckers' asses. Because I'd been mostly a hip-hop guy up to that point.

Really, because I was a, I used to breakdance, had a mullet. I was breakdancing with a mullet. I was so white. My street name was Wacky Fruit Bubblegum. How bad is that street name? You can't give yourself your own street name. And that's what I came up with. Because I didn't have any hog times. It was just me. It was just me. And I couldn't windmill. And I couldn't windmill. And I couldn't windmill. that was a very honest moment right there. I never really told anybody about that. But I couldn't windmill.

Everybody tried to teach me. I couldn't do it. I was built too weird. I had super long legs and I was skinny at the time. Not that this fat guy with these sticks I have for arms. Like I'm like a weird T-Rex. But yeah, so guns are always huge, so I want to go. But she can't, she doesn't know if she can go. So I shouldn't go?

Should I not go? I think I should go. I think I should really fucking go. I'm gonna go. Like if she wanted to go, I don't know, she likes rock girl. Let's say Bon Jovi's playing. I wouldn't mind seeing Bon Jovi. I wouldn't mind it, but let's say I couldn't make it.

Go to see Bon Jovi, lady. Go see Bonjovie. I don't need to go. Go enjoy it. Go see Bonjovie, dog. Go see Bonjovi. I want to go see Guns and Roses at Dodger Stadium. I just saw you see DC there before they kicked out, kicked out the lead singer, Colt Blooded style guys like I can't hear, where's everybody? What do you mean the bus left? The bus

already left? Gone. So I'm gonna go see Guns and Roses. Um, what is going on in my life real quick? I like I know you guys want this to be an hour but I feel like people only listen to half an hour show so we'll figure it out. Proud to announce a lot of you guys might have heard might not have heard the Ari fight in Vegas does not seem like it's going to happen and I don't blame Ari. Ari's shooting a special week later and he doesn't want me to fuck his face up. I wouldn't fuck his face up. I wouldn't, no, I mean like I like Ari and people think we hate each other. I don't, I love Ari, I love him. You know he antagonized me. You know he tries to rile me up because you guys enjoy watching me having fucking meltdowns.

Fucking meltdowns. So the fight isn't happening. But what is happening is me taking tie boxing again. I'm back in the gym. I'm back in the gym. I'm back in the gy. Feeling really good about it. Getting in there working the muscle now. I'm over 40. I'm over 40. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm the. I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I'm tie, I'm tie, I'm back in the gym. I'm back in the gym. It was tie boxing today, feeling really good about it. Getting in there, working the muscle, now I'm over 40. I don't know how many people listening to this is over 40. If you guys are in your 20s, you really have no clue how good you have it. Like women seem to have this sense of like if I hit a certain age, my life is over, which don't agree. I don't agree with, if all your look, if all you're about is your looks, yes, then you're fucked. I had a fight with Annie, I already talked about this before in the last twist, but listen a very hot chick is like a celebrity. She's a celebrity. She gets invited everywhere she goes. Everybody wants to make her fucking feel good.

Like I was doing a joke the other day. The most protected species on the planet is white women in America. White women in America the most protected species on the planet. Everybody makes sure they're comfortable. Everybody make sure they're comfortable. Because that's the way only way everybody gets their dick sucked. Right? Like, chicks don't suck dick when they're fucking uncomfortable. We're constantly trying to make them feel comfortable enough to blow everybody.

Right? But, you know, as a man, they don't really talk about when you hit 40 is an interesting age. You don't real, guys, if you're in your 20, you'll never realize until you hit 40, the power of 20 year old dick. 20 year old dick, man. I mean like you just don't get because it seems like it's going to last forever. I remember being in Vegas, dude. I mean it was just an ass-tapping fucking tour man. Now it's just like god damn. Like I got a girlfriend obviously I'm not trying but you can always tell when people you start becoming

fucking dad. Your dad guy. Hey dude, hey dude, who invented dad guy? you're dad guy. Hey dude, he who invented dad guy? the guy. of 20 year olds, everyone look at me like, who invited dad dude? Why's dad dude here? Why is Uncle Creepy in the fucking room? Hey, everybody's uncle creepy hanging out, making all the white girls uncomfortable. Guess that? Nobody's getting their dick sucked today. But man, when you turn four, you just don't understand, I was just talked to my friend the other day. The power of 20-year-old dick. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. ttoda. toda. today, today, today, today, today, the the the the the the the tod my friend the other day the power of 20 year old dick I mean dude you can very quickly bang a chick within 10 minutes of meeting her with 20 year old dick at 40 uh uh uh dud you better have a fucking resume to put out there you better have a resume that they know of and I don't care how good looking you you are at 40 45 you're not 20 year old dick.

It's just the way it is, man. Just the way it is. Why do I just put a starburst in my mouth when I'm trying to talk? What the fuck am I doing? Anyway, let me swallow this. I started tie boxing and even if you take a week or two off from working out, you feel it. Because when you turn 40, all you're doing is fighting off rigamortis. Rigomortis doesn't set in when you die.

Rigomortis is a slow build to just cement, basically. If you don't work out, your body is in the beginnings of atrophy. You are starting to solidify. The liquid that is your body is starting to coagulate, and you are going to eventually be a mother-fucking statue. It is so hard to get it going. So when I go to tie box in class I have to pick very specifically, I have to watch my peas again Casper, gotta watch my peas. You have to pick very specifically who you work out with. They had to be down with the fact that you are over 40, man.

You have to get a guy who's over 42 or a fat buck. No, even young fat bucks think they're tough. They huff and puff, and thenthen like they'll just try like for a two minute spree of just going wrecking ball like like a bull in a china shop and then they almost die and then they take it easy and they breathe and they sweat hard. Slet real fucking hard. So like when I go to tie boxing class I like to do the day job, day the day ones because the day ones ones ones. th. the day ones. th. the day ones. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to they to to to to to to like to do the day job, day, day, the day ones because people are pretty like the, excuse me, I like to do the day classes because people are more easy going down there.

You, all the dudes who are at night, like the 6, 7, 8 p.m. classes, they're all fighting for their supper. In their head, they're still in tw and they think they have a chance for UFC gold. And they're always trying to fucking light you up, no matter how much you go, hey dude, I just started, I'm fat, I'm old, I'm over 40, they try to light you up. It is what they do. They love that, like, dude, if you t hear like prime rib, fresh meat, kill him. Try this kick you've been trying to do that makes people shit their spleeys. Try that. Try doing that on this new guy who has, like and don't get wrong, I've been taking tie boxing since I was, I've been taking martial arts since...

Fock man, like, fucking fourth or fifth grade, dude. I've been taking martial arts since... Fuck man, like, fucking fourth or fifth grade, dude. I've been taking martial arts my whole life, dude. My whole life, I got a, almost a brown belt. I was supposed to take my brown belt test in Kung Fu, but I went to my graduation and my Seifu, who I'm friends with on Facebook, which is great. You could see your old karate master, be like, what's up, Seifu? Boom, you're gray.

Bam, I'm fucking killing it. But I'm old in 40 now. Vigamo Morris is setting in. But I've been taking a, I took Kung Fu class with his cat named Eric Nelson, I believe his last name. He helped train John Jones. Smo! last thing, he helped train John Jones. Small? Whoa! Sma? Well!

Hope that wasn't too loud. So, um, yeah, that's, so I mean like everybody kicks my ass dude. Everybody chicks. Chicks don't pull up. Chicks don't pull up. You like, dude, okay, let's take it easy. I don't want to hit you too hard. Wack, whack! She's got like four kids. She doesn't want to fucking working housekeeping anymore. So she's like, whack,

she's like trying to fucking kick. Again, fight for a supper. It's like, fuck, man, I'm just trying to lose my tits. I know I've talked about this before, but I have to say it again. hands. His name's Mark. He's like, these are thick dude. Some dudes are thick. Some dudes are fat. There's a difference between thick. Have you seen thick? Where it's like purport, it all depends on how the fads is spread around. If it's spread like, just like, if it's all in one place, it's fat. Like, if it's an abundance in your gut, you're fat. Okay? If it's a, if it's in your neck or you ever

see the fucking hamburger, the hot dogs on the hot dog neck, that's fat. Like Ralphie May's got like, and he's a great dude. I love Ralphie May. He's got a big midsection, that's why he's fat. It's a big man. It's not proportionate. It's not like all throughout his body. This guy, Mark the Phil, I think he's Filipino, we'll call him Mark the Filipino, he's proportioned everywhere, he's a thick dude, got heavy hands. So I worked out with him. I mean, dude, I one time I worked out with this guy who, uh, I worked out, I did Jiu-Jitsu with Eddie Bravo way back in the day with a dude who had fucking cerebral palsy man and this dude fucking choked me out man fucking crazy legs just getting to me bam trying to fuck choke me he's just fucking

choking dudes out that's a scary thing when you got crazy legs on you you like this look at this mother fucker right here oh my god it's like oh what's that Boa thing oh no he's up to my toe oh gee he's up to my knee oh heck he's up to my neck you know that's how I felt with the guy with cerebral palsy sure you guys heard some of the cars in the background, I'm living. So yeah, that's what I'm getting into. Which brings me to my next thing, I want to talk about UFC-2. But if you heard in the background there was sirens, which is a daily thing. And that's just, that's just LA, that's just Hollywood.

There are crazy people. I talk to myself constantly. I don't th th I th I th I th I th. I th. I th. I to to tha. I to to tha. I to there are crazy people. They're crazy. I'm crazy. I talk to myself constantly. I don't know if you guys do that. I talk to myself constantly. People are always fucking watching me talk to myself. And it's just like, I don't think it means you, I mean, I obviously said I'm crazy.

And I am a little crazy. I don't think inside of mental illness we all hear, we all talk to ourselves, it's like what degree in which you talk to yourself? Are you just having that whisper in your head or are you having a full-on conversation? I tweeed the other day a joke of that I talked to myself so much I had a roast battle in my head and lost. I lost the roast battle to the voices in my head. But that is is is is is is is th is th. I is I is I is I I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I thi I thi thi. thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the' the' the' the' the' theateate. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm theeeeeeeeeean. I'm thean. I'm thean. I'm theeean. I'm theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm the battle to the voices in my head. But that is, so I'm not judging anybody when I say they're crazy, but they're fucking crazy, okay? So I'm walking my dog the other day, Pollyanna, aka the Poopee, okay? I was walking her and she, we walked through this, uh, the Hollywood Bowl, which is a famous, famous amphitheater in LA.

It's famous, all the bands play, I saw Nine Snails there, I saw the worst concert of my fucking life there. 8-08's in Heartbreak. By, this is so fun. I tried to tell the story to pitch me in the other day with some super, the nicest dudes. Very nice guys, my manager, and a guy th th th guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy the guy guy the guy the guy the guy the other day with some super the nicest dudes very nice guys my manager and a guy I was pitching to and you know LA is a very politically correct area and I'm trying to tell this 808 and heartbreak story about Kanye West which I think you've heard before where I go to a

concert starts an hour late the concert is only an hour he has these these all these guys on stage and they're all dressed like runaway slaves. It's just the truth. But how do you say that? In a podcast, I mean, excuse me, in a pitch meeting to somebody. How do you say, oh yeah, there's these runaway slaves? And like, is that funny? That we're enslaved people and they had to runaway back in the day. But the funny part comes is these they're on these bleachers and there's all these guys just hanging, these like runaway slaves hanging out and then all of a sudden they just walk off stage and as I said before they said no this dude this dude stands right in front me. This home boy rain from me

Ashie McGee is right in front of me dog right in front of me, Ashie McGee, is right in front of me, dog, right in front of me. And I'm like, oh, I mean, you gotta stand there the whole fucking concert? And he did for most of the fucking concert, just fucking staring at me. And then of course I have every kid who went to the concert, we're so far back. We went to a concert in Hollywood, got seats in San Diego. That's how far away from the stage we were. This fucking ashy dude walks up to me and just stands right in front of me. And I'm like, dude, I'm trying to watch show. He's like, I am the show. And then I got fat Asians and

Mexicans taking pictures all around. I can't see anything. I just dropped 50 bucks on a ticket about two me and Dana. I can't even see this dude. And it was the tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tho, I tho, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm tode, I'm tode, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too, I'm t, I'm t, I, I, I, I'm t, I'm t, I'm t, I'm t, I'm t. And, I'm t. And, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, tote. tote. And, tote. tote. try. trye. trye. trye. try. I'm like, I'm too, I can't even see this dude. And it was the worst concert because it just listened to Kanye West cry by how hard his life is. It's like, suck you dick, dude. Kind of fuck down. You banged Kim Kardashian. You asked for that. You probably fell for that fucking lemonade pussy of hers. Yeah.

Yeah, so that was, I also saw nine nine inch nails there and it was the best concert I've ever seen not the greatest concert I've ever seen but it was great great song I've ever seen live is well the whole reason I'm telling you about the bowl I'm not getting in the guns and rows of shit again so I'm walking my dog through this tiered parking which is like these levels where people who go in the bowl can park. And like during the Oscars, that's where all the limos, all the limos park while they're waiting for people they brought to the Oscars. And so it's all, you'll see occasionally I'll take pictures of it, put on Instagram, it's all just, like, just like eight floors of limos, dude. It's fucking hilarious. So, you know, during the day, nothing nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the the the the the the the, the the the the, the the the, the the, the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they, they, they, they, they.a, they. the, the, they. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, know, during the day, nothing's going on at the bowl, so I walked my dog there and between you and me, I just let her shit there. You're in LA,

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I don't know if you know anyone here have a smart dog? Anyone got a smart dog? I can't stand smart dogs. I love my dog to death. She's staring at me right now. She knows I'm talking about her. I love her to death. But I wish I had a dumb dog. She's too smart. Like, Pollyanna's like having a 13 year old emo kid who is in to basically the cure and you know all that sensitive white guy

cry baby shit. That's my dog, too cool for school. My dog would probably be on the yearbook staff, taking pictures of everybody, playing Pokemon now. Probably have questionable sexuality like everybody on the yearbook staff is. Anybody, and everybody knows that? Then everybody in the yearbook staff always come out as bisexual. Not judging. Everybody likes her dick suck. I'm not judging. But you know, it's just, that's what I'm saying. You know, she has definitely an emo, kind of like hipster, goth. That's what I'm looking for. The goth. She's an emo goth. She'd wear black, she'd wear black makeup. Or her quote in the earbook staff is, I wear black on the outside because that's how I feel on the inside., I. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd I'd. I'd I'd I'd. I'd that's th, I'd th, I'd that's th, I'd th, I'd th, I'd that's that's that's that's that's just, that's just, that's just that's just that's just that's just, that's just, that's just that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's is I wear black on the outside because that's how I feel on the inside. I had somebody my

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Anyways, we're walking. I'm walking. I'm walked my dog through the tiered parking. And we're walking. She dropped, just dropped a hot dude. So I'm kind of try and to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to just. to just. toe. to. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. Out of nowhere, this, out of nowhere man, out of nowhere. Some old dude who looks like fucking Gandalf the white wizard on vacation because he was all white, white beard, white hair, all white, white shorts on with like white sneakers that could be best described as the new Steph Curry shoes. So he's wearing that and he's playing the flu aggressively.

With ZZ Top glasses on on staring at me just going And like in my grill and normally the puppy would go crazy but she didn't because I'm about to lock the dog out again. Look she's gonna start bargaining people. She's gonna be outside. She doesn't, normally she'd go fucking crazy, but even she was like, look at this motherfucker right here. Look at this motherfucker right here. We found, we found, we found, um, we found, we found, um, we found Pollyanna in like Compton. so I always assume she had, she has like that,

that hood kind of dialect, like, look at this mothfucker right here, like, like, world star hip-hop kind of accent. Damn, dog! Look at this. And then she's just staring at this white guy playing the flute in my face, aggressively, which is never a good thing. When does a guy playing a flute in your face?, that, that, that, that, th, th, that, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, theat, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thii, the the the th good thing. It's never a good thing. When does a guy playing a flute in your face jumping out from behind a tree?

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I'm like, what is this? Are you like Kenny G from the future? Come back to warn me? Is this final destination? Are you like Kenny G. from the future? Come back to warn me? Is this final destination? Are you here to tell me the end is near? I don't fucking know, man. Some very aggressive flute playing in my face. And I just kept walking.

It's kind of like when you see like a homeless man masturbating. Have you ever seen that? That is like, you just don't don't him. You just keep walking. Just keep walking. Nothing to see here. Nothing to see here. A man just stroking his bone with no place to sleep. It was very aggressive. I still think it's a symbol of something bad to come. This guy fighting this guy. Yeah. Aggress aggressively in my face.

So I got a couple things I want to talk about real quick. I want to get into to UFC 202 real quick. And how basically some people think, people don't know if it's going to be a good card or a bad card or any kind of card. I'm sorry that I missed the, I missed a puns drunk. I heard everybody's good. By the way, there's a bunch of guys who love to tweet me about how great they think the show is. Every time, every time, every time I'm on the show. Every fucking time, dude. And it's very

annoying, but I get what you're doing and I'm fine with it. It's a very stack card. It's a good card. There's some good stuff going on here. Ah, it's okay card. It's not super stacked, but it's good enough. UFC 202, Saturday Saturday August 20th. What times that fight start? What time does it start? Hold on. Oh, they got some stuff on UFC. Let's go through some of the fights I like. We'll do the last two because those are the ones Stan Optima. Johnson versus Tahera. By the way, I know I fucked that up and I have no the month. Johnson versus Taha. By the way, I know I fucked that up and I have no one here to call me on it. Glover Tahera.

Is that his name? Tex-Hara? Okay. Oh, there's also, I like this fight. Neil Magnani versus Larkin. I think that's a good fight. I really like his style. I love his haircuts. He gets that weird shit in his head. Looks like some Etchiskette shit. I fucking like it.

That's a good fight. Neil is a guy that nobody, he does not look like a UFC fire, doesn't he? He looks like that dude who like worked in the cubicle next to you in the office is like, fuck it. I'm gonna try a th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu F I'm gonna thu F I'm gonna thu- I'm gonna thu- I'm gonna thu- I'm gonna thu-I I'm gonna thu-I I'm gonna that that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that's that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that's. I'm gonna that's. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I I'm. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm. I'm gonna. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. try. try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm going to try UFC and you just went on a nice little run. Obviously, I, dude, Anthony Johnson versus Glover. I love Anthony Johnson. I hope he wins. I'd like to see him have a rematch, maybe against against Daniel Cormier. I'd like to see that. I think the guy hits a... I really want to see, I really want to see Johnson versus Jones. They keep saying Jones might come back earlier than I think I'd like to see that I don't know because he's 607 for life son real quick gonna get into this this Nate Diaz versus Connor McGregor. Well real quick I want to talk about how the sometimes the big cards

never work out the way you think it's going to work out now are never exciting because you're expect you know these guys. These guys you know the number four is fighting the number eight. It's a big matchup. Okay. And everyone's saying because you know him and you know him and you know they bang. But now the stakes are so high that they almost fight not to lose. The fight I want to see is who the fuck is that versus who the fuck is this guy? That's why I want to see, who is this dude? Oh, fuck, who's that dude? They're gonna bang, bro.

And that's why Belator can do so well, because those guys are just fighting for the love of the game. Nothing's at stake right there. Yeah, the Belator belt is, but what's that worth? It's not so you're getting the UFC top 15, top 10, that the stakes are high. And like, you lose, you can drop. So they fight sometimes not to win, but more not to lose. It's these two dudes, you have no clue who they are. They're like, God damn those two dudes just through letter. Because they have to make a name for themselves.

So sometimes it's the cards you don't know who they are. Are the better cards than the cards where you know everybody. I don't know a lot of guys on this line up. So maybe it will be a good card. I don't know. A lot of people didn't like 200, 200. I thought it was fine. I like all these dude. I love it. I'm a, here's my prediction, okay, you want my prediction on this fight. I think I want Nate Diaz. I want everything, I'm a 209 guy. Uh, but I think it's in everybody's best interest, including Nate Diaz, for him to lose his fight. And I know you guys don't want to think that.

But there's way more money in a Connor McGregor, Nate Diaz three than any other fight these two dudes could do, in my opinion. Maybe Aldo versus McGregor, but I think a loss for... I mean dude he already has 10 losses. I mean Nate Diaz has 10 losses. Another loss isn't going to make or break them. It is going to get him a fat fucking payday. And I've said this before, I wish I would have called in the other day the pun truck I tried it and take my numbers I it's just it's all about money right now it is in the best interest and there's something about Nate Diaz and the way he's promoting this show that is more off than I've ever seen him before it's not the same Nate Diaz he's not's I know they just had that big that big bottle throwing contest. I know that

just happened but dude I just honestly believe there's something up I hope I'm wrong and I could be wrong and I'm sure you guys will let me know that I'm wrong by pounding me constantly but I just think there's a, he just has a different energy going into this fight. It's not the shit talking. He normally is, I think he's cerebral. I think he's way smarter than his brother, and I love both of them.

I know the fight Nanny loves, he loves the 209. But I think, I just have this weird feeling. That Connor McGregor wins the fight and they have a third fight, but it won't be instantaneous. He'll go down, fight Aldo, or he'll fight 155. It's going to be interesting to see dude, at 155, Eddie Alvarez, but I think he's going's gonna go 145. He's gonna have to give that belt up soon. Just you're holding that division hostage. I love Connor

McGregor. There's nothing about Connor McGregor I don't love and there's nothing about Nate Diaz I don't love. This is a fight where I like both of them. Whoever wins is cool with me and whoever loses. I hope they bounce the brand. Conner McGregor losing again again probably the the the the the to the to to the the to to bounce back. Connor McGregor losing again, probably will hurt his brand, even though I don't think it destroys the brand. I just, it is interesting, he doesn't talk the same amount of shit. I don't think as a fighter he's any less, his bravado is different in this fight. And that's maybe why there's not as much hype.

It's like, how do you talk shit about a guy that whooped your ass even though you threw everything in kitchen sink and you had him rocked you still lost how do you talk shit about that dude and I just think it's gonna be an interesting fight I really do I think it's gonna be an interesting fight I want Diaz I want Diaz I'm gonna take I want Diaz I want Diaz but I'm gonna take, I want Diaz, but I'm going to take... Nope. This guy, I'm telling you, dudes, I love Steve Randolph right now, but him and I are just having another fucking weird moment, man. Another fucking weird moment. I don't want to get into it. Oh Bam what am I talking about? Okay, so that's my 202. I hope John Jones. I would help with the fucking players or the fighters?

Union. That's what I would do. All right, so I'm really, I don't know how much I want to get into this Kurt Metzker story. I think Kurt Metzger is a wonderful comic. I think he's a fucking brilliant joke writer. I think he's great at what he said about the whole UCB thing and this guy in New York and the insinuations that are made. I don't know if you've seen this just go on YouTube putting Kurt Metzker M-E-T-G Z-E-R Amy Schumer put it into him. Amy is back and forth one second she's saying

that she has nothing to do with him, then she's throwing him under the bus and all the stuff. Some people are shocked. I am not shocked. I don't think Amy's a bad person. I do think that she has a multi-million dollar brand. And I'm not saying it's right. Listen to me when I say this. I'm not saying I understand why she's. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thi thi thin thin' thi thi thi thi is thi has thi has thu thi has thi has thu thi has thi has thi is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th Listen to me when I say this. I'm not saying it's right what she's doing. I'm saying I understand why she's doing it. Because her brand is women. Her brand's women. That's who goes and sees her stuff. That's who buys her tickets, women. I don't think her brand is meant for men. And I don't know any guys who are like, I love Amy Schumer. I don't think they think she's, I think, if you have the average comic, she's like, she's

fine. I mean, like, she's doing her thing. I just don't want to get into trashing anybody. That's not really the point understand that well there's a couple points I understand why she did I'm not saying it's right but you're foolish not to think that she's thinking of her brand when she does this and I would say if Kurt Metzker is friends with her he would understand why she's doing it too and that he should be okay with her doing it because he's the one saying what he's saying and he believes in it and his basic belief is this is that if this guy. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this this th. th. th. th. this th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. thi. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. the. And his basic belief is this, is that if this guy is so bad and he's raping women left and

right, why have any charges come up? Now, I will say this, I have talked to many women and they will tell you, a lot of chicks I tell you have said, I've been raped. And that is tragedy. I am sorry that happened. Okay? I did a hard pee. I felt it. I am sorry that happened. Okay? And that they say afterwards, like all they want to do is take a shower. They wash off evidence. They don't want to go to cops. They don't want to do any of that. I'm sorry that happens. That is horrible. There's nothing sexy about it. Like, you know, I'm into women enjoying it. And whatever you agree to do after that is where the thrill comes in.

That's just my opinion, you know? Like, I think the actual hitting on women is more exciting than the actual act of doing it. I think the thrown the rush of convincing this chick to let you be insider is is way more thrilling than the actual act and that's why I don't understand why Taking away that choice is exciting now. I don't obviously rape is wrong. I do believe falsely accusing people of rape is wrong too, and that is something that is a very sensitive subject. And I really believe the golden rule is you should never, ever, ever sexually assault somebody,

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their fan. Not just one to many women who have expressed that one of their fantasies is to be forced to have sex. I am not agreeing with that and I'm not saying that forgives anything. I'm not saying that at all. I think, you know, obviously, you, choice is choice, but there are women who have have that weird kind of fantasy out there. What is the point of this? The point is this. I just think we're getting into a place in this country where men are always the instantly the bad guy and guilty, Judge Jury Executioner out the gate and women are always the victim. And just like any golden rule of anything, it's always ruined by stupid people. Now this Leah Dunham girl, I tweeted about this before,

Leah Dunham of girls did this video about trying to stop sexual assault. Yet this is a one woman who in her book talks about how she falsely accused somebody of rape and on top of that, openly admits she'd molested her sister. Why is she allowed to be in this debate? God, I did a hard pee right there. Why is she allowed to be in this debate? Why? It shouldn't happen.

Falsely accusing somebody is wrong. It's like why I'm against the death penalty, man. Yeah, ideally, if you kill somebody, you sh shove your life taken, but we don't live an idealistic world, man. We don't. And we see people all the time exonerated by new technology, which brings new proof that they didn't do it. But if we didn't have that technology, we'd be killing innocent people.

And I'd rather a million guilty guys spend life in jail than kill one innocent guy. Now, listen dude, I believe that the majority of rape accusations are real, but that doesn't change the fact that it happens and there's false accusings. But nobody ever gets angry at the people who are falsely accusing. And let me get to my whole point of this whole thing, which is this. I don't think we should ever talk about this stuff in terms of actual cases in the media until there's a final verdict. I'm not saying we can't discuss the environment of...

of sexual assault, obviously. It is wrong and it should be discussed and boys should know not to do that. And I can say without doubt I believe that 99.9% of men know that it is wrong. And there will always be a bunch of fuck faces out there doing this thing. Okay? But I don't think, because you can accuse somebody of something and it not be true. And then he never gets that, there's always that, it always takes one person, go, oh that guy got accused of, oh he wasn't, he wasn't convicted, I don't care, he got a keys, that means something hap-, it doesn't. And statistics, I know statistically the amount

of false accusations is very minimal. But then statistics fit whatever and everybody wants to the fuck. I just think if you took it out of the media, you took it out of the media, you don't allow them to record or talk about it. It takes away the fear of going public and accusing somebody, because you don't have to worry about everyone their mother finding out about and all this world of shit coming at you. Okay? And you can't use the blackmail of, I'm going to accuse you of this to get money from, you know, it's just like I hate to say, it does happen. And to say it doesn't happen and act like it never happens is ridiculous. Look at the Duke Lacrosse thing.

That really fucking happened. And then that woman went on to murder somebody. And you could see here and called this percentage and that percentage. And that statistic. The point is it does it doesn doesn doesn doesn doesn doesn doesn doesn doesn doesn doesn doesn doesn doesn doesn doesn that it doesn that it doesn that it doesn that it doesn that it doesn that it doesn. that it doesn. that it does that it does that it does that it does that it does that it does to to to to to to to to to to to that. And it doesn't. And it doesn't to to to to that that that that that that that that that that that. And that that that that. And that that that that. And that that that that. And that. And that that. And that. And that. And that that. And it doesn. And it doesn. And it doesn. And it doesn't th. And it doesn't th. And it doesn't th. And it doesn't th. And it doesn't th. And it doesn't th. And it doesn't the. And it doesn't th doesn't tho, the doesn't tho, the doesn't the, the, the, the doesn't that, and it doesn't tho, and itthat percentage and this statistic and that statistic the point is it does happen and it does happen to famous people and it just takes one you know and it's just like I just wish nobody would it wasn't it wasn't brought up in the news we have the respect not to bring up an assault victim's name out of respect for what they gone through but we don't know the guy that you're putting it the news. We have the respect and have to bring up an assault victim's name out of respect for what they've gone through, but we don't know the guy that you're putting his name everywhere, we don't know if he did it. And again, we're getting, and then if you're like, well,

you know what, you shouldn't have done. Well, now you're, now he's judge, jury and executed. Right there. thrown. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theee. thee. thee. the. the. the. the. the.! I'm just saying we shouldn't bring it up. There's certain crimes that should not be talked about in the news until verdict is done. And it would be better for everybody involved. I don't know how funny that rant was. I have a lot of respect for Kurt Metzger. He went out and he said some stuff. And you know, Kurt doesn't even like UCB, New York. Because he was talking about the fact that they don't pay any of their comics for performing there, and he thought that was bullshit and he got a lot of shit for that, so this isn't sticking up for UCB, which I'm not a huge fan of or what they do, they're they're comedy, I'm not, or their their their th.... th. th. thing, thing, thing, thin, thing, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. that, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th.. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, to, to, to to, to to, to to to, to to to, to to, told, told, told, to, told, to, told, to, to, tooo. told, to, told, to, to, toe. toe. toe. to, to to, to, to. they're comedy. I'm not So I mean like dude, I think he's I think when you sit down and you go hey man

What's going on? There's just nobody wants to piss off women because women are 70% of buying power I respect and love everybody, you know, so it is what it is. Oh, I didn't get into the Olympics again God damn. I forget that all the time. Should I just do the Olympics real quick? All right, I'll do the Olympics real quick. Obviously the Ryan Locky shit is going down, which is anyone surprised by that? Hold on, let me get this right. You're getting robbed at gunpoint by Brazilians and you're like, whatever, which you're fucking whatever with your fucking platinum

pit blue platinum blonde hair like every guy Since the lost boys, you know who was in lost boys? Oh Kurt what's his name? The lost boys. What's his fucking name? Lost boys shut up! Lost Boys, what's his name? Can we... I love how they don't tell you who's the fuckin' the fucking movie. Holy shit, a lot of great people in that movie. Kiefer Sutherland, right?

You know, ever since that blonde haircut, everybody with the hair cut's a dushback. Everybody with the platinum blonde hair, Dish back. Dushback. Okay, so yeah, he lied about it. And it makes us Americans look bad. Because it's like we're trying to make Brazil. That's why they're booing us. Every time an American touch the ball, Brazilians boo us because we went out of our way to make them look bad. Where's Zika? Anybody get Zika? Anybody got Zika? Anybody getting robbed? I mean, yeah, dude, shit fucking happens at Olympics. Like two Olympics to go, some dad died in a car accident. Shit happens, man. It fucking happens.

But I just want to get in some. Brazil, it's so funny, you hear all the athletes talking about how horrible the conditions of the hotels are, like they travel all this way, they're trying to perform and the hotel conditions suck. Welcome to being a stand-up comic man. Welcome. That what we do every fucking time. I've stayed in condemned buildings. Condemned buildings. Just the fucking because they need to put me up somewhere they didn't want to pay

for. Welcome to being a comic. The water doesn't work, welcome to be in a comic. You think there's beg buds? Welcome to being a comic. The paint is chipping, welcome to being a comic. Huh? The chick you're hooking up with has a dick, welcome to being a comic. Welcome. I do got to say something. I am very much, I feel really bad when I see an Olympic athlete no matter what country is from stumble when they're trying to perform they stumble if they lose it's one thing that's just the nature of the beast you are you are going against the best is he who's the best now everybody can be the best only three in the world get a a metal. And I love how we act like, oh you got bronze. Like dude, you're the

third best in the fucking world. In basketball, the third greatest of all time. Who's that? Magic Johnson? That's pretty fucking good man. LeBron James, pretty fucking good. The only thing you can change on that is martial arts champions. LeBron James, pretty fucking good. The only thing you can change on that is martial arts champions. You know martial artists? Like you go Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, then there's a fall, a drop to who? Vondam Seagal.

So that's the only time, third is really shitty. Is martial arts movie people. Bruce Lee, Chuck Norse, drop off. I mean, you can put that guy from Umbock. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thris, drop off. I mean you could put that guy from Umbach but I don't think you got big enough and I don't think you can't get big enough. In this day and age, you know, they got Matt Damon doing his touch butt in the born identity, like doing some weird, not Croftmagab- what's that weird Brazilian dance? Were they dance karate? Dance karate? You know, just shake the camera so nobody sees what he's doing.

That's all it is. That's not fighting. That's shitty camera work. Like my dad at the 1985 Tripoli reunion. I tried to watch that for one second, threw up. Because my dad's camera work was dog shit. But I feel really bad when they're going to do it and they trip or they stumble or they they go off sides or they fall. I just feel bad man. Because you know they worked their whole life to get there at least for the last four years. They busted their hump and their moment comes and something, something happens. They the foot works bad and their moment comes and something happens. They tripped.

They, their footworks bad and they, I feel so bad for that. And I'm very sensitive to these fucking memes by these dork ass fat fucks. Putting out, you know, memes making fun of them. I'm like, okay, yes, I did put something out about the Filipino diving team. That's different. Those guys didn't practice. They their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Their. T. Their. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. Their. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They're. their. the their. their. the their. the the their. I. the. I. F. I. I. I. I. I. I. I feel. I feel diving team. That's different. Those guys didn't practice. They just showed up, which is my whole theory that I can never go pro, I can never go to the Olympics in the United States. As long as I live in the United States, I'll never go to the Olympics. I could go to the Winter Olympics, I could go to the Winter Olympics if I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I could, I could, I could, I could th, I could, I could th. I could th thi, I could thi, I could the the the the th. I could, I could, I could, I could, I could, I could, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. th. thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I could thi. theeeeeeeean, thi. theeeeeeeeeee thi, I thi Cambodia, there's nobody going to the Winter Olympics in Cambodia. Huh? Samoa? I could run. I could... dude, those people are big. They don't run.

I could run Track and Field in Samoa. Oh, dude, the Simone's going with America. The point is, I just got to find the right third world country that doesn't really compete in the Olympics. It's very funny, which is my theory, okay? Here's my new theory about the Olympics. I think the Olympics should be divisions, like college football, college basketball in the United States, division one, division two, division three, so that these smaller countries can compete against each other with smaller populations and resources and if you dominate your division you can move up. You know like Russia, England, Canada, China, United States, Brazil.

These are huge countries with huge resources. Not that they're better than anyone, even though America's the greatest. I get it, we're like a hundredth in math. I know, I get it. For you international people who listen to this, I get it. I respect everybody. Britain could be in that, but you could have lower divisions. So they have a chance to compete for gold. We have a huge population. Do you know that most of the Olympians, God, a lot of peas, man. The Olympians, a lot of them, live in Southern Cal, from Los Angeles,

all the way down to San Diego, is the highest percentage of Olympic world world. So we have this rich area where everybody lives and they're fucking the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Wea. Weaq. Weaq. Weaic. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. We. We. We. We. We. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. te. I. I. I. I. I. I have. I have. I have tea. I have tea. I have tea. I have have have have tea. I have have tea. I have. I have. I have. I have. I-class athletes in the entire world. So we have this rich area where everybody lives and they're fucking, they're banging other Olympic athletes and they're having little Olympic babies and those babies they're hooking up with other babies and they're just having super babies and you can't compete with that. It should be based on your population and your resources. Like England, their population is a huge compared to like America or Russia or China, but

they have a lot of resources. So they have a good chance. They have a very multi-ethnic population which helps them with people, because let's face it. Like, multi-hath breeds or whatever you want, you know, multi-ethnic children are good looking, better looking, smarter, healthier, and they're just, they tend to be better athletes, man. It's all Darwinism, dude.

Hook up with somebody who looks different than you and have a genetically gifted kid. It's just the way it is. Real quick. I wish I would have gotten into that. I think Rio and I think the Fella's, is that what they're called? The slums of Brazil. I think if you're somebody in special America who thinks everybody should be carrying

a gun, you should have to for one year, go live in like Tijuana, Mexico, anywhere in Africa, like the Congo, Brazil, the slums of Brazil. Go where everybody has a gun, where they have these guns, like the Congo, Liberia, you know, Chad, you know, the Philippines. Go live there where everybody has a fucking gun, man. Go live there for a year.

If you come back and you still think everybody should have a gun, then I'll hear your argument. Those places, everybody has a guns. You know what else? Those places all have come? They're all shitholes, man. Nobody wants to live there. The point is they have less guns, not more guns. Less guns. Less guns. Let's guns. So, I did an hour almost for you guys. I know I ended out a little weird, but what can we do? I love doing this. If you guys have anything you want me to talk about, please let me know.

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