Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Twisted EP 19: Attack Of The Mexican Green Bay Packer Fans

Episode Date: September 8, 2016

This podcast is basically me ranting about my show last night where I was heckled by two tiny Mexican Green Bay Packer Fans.

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it, they're going deep, deep, deep. I'm stoked. Don't doubt about it. I'm gonna win both my bets with Ari Shafir and Jason Tiva. He'll be dressing like a cross-dresser on Santa Monica Boulevard and Ari will get his butthole bleached. So very excited about that. I love football. I love everything about football. NBA is my favorite. It goes NBA, UFC and NFL the same. But it's so weird when you meet people who aren't into football. Like I'm supposed to go right with some people, some good friends. I love them to death. I love them to death. But it's just like, what do you mean? You don't like football? What do you what are th th the the th th th the th they. th th th th they. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that. that. that. I tho. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to the. to the. to to to the. the. the. to the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thethem to death. I love them to death. But it's just like, what do you mean?

You don't like football? What are you talking about? Yeah, they're like, we're supposed to have a meeting and we're gonna have a writing meeting during a football game. Like, what is wrong with you? It's opening day. It's the opening out of each other and

we're all sober so nobody's drinking but the point is we just need to watch football and get weird and enjoy it but you know got to pay them bills dude got to pay them bills so I hope your team does really well this year and I hope your team loses to the Raiders in the Super Bowl. So I think it's gonna be Raiders versus Carolina. Raiders versus Carolina in the Super Bowl you heard it here you heard it here first. Raiders versus Carolina in a Super Bowl. Bam! Shut your face. We're gonna beep the Patriots. We're gonna beat everybody else. I'm not even worried about it. I'm excited.

So what do I want to talk about today? Real quick. I'll be back on the International Bad Boys Hour next Monday. Should be a good show. I had to take a break but I'm back. Holla at your boy. Okay, I'm back. We'll do it. Listen, t-shirts are available, man. International Bad Boys T-shirts. They're really nice. Go check them out. You can buy them at the International Bad Boys Hour. to com. I'm telling you, the t-shirts are nice. You should get one. They're gorgeous. They look good. And my new album. The Diabolical should be out soon. And you'll be able able to get to get the the the the the tie. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T-thea. T-thea. T-tie-tie-tie-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s-s-s-s are t-s are t-s are t-s are t-s are t-s are t-s are t-s are t-s are t-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. T-s. t-s. t-s.S-s. t-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sit-sit-sit-sit-s-s and you'll be able to get t-shirts for that too. So check that out. Thank you everybody for doing Patreon and dedicating yourself to Punch Drunk and helping us out. It means a lot to me. You guys are the shit. Okay. Uh, football, football. Yeah. Football starting, killing it in fantasy football. I mean, just destroying people. Yeah, football starting, killing in fantasy football. I mean, just destroying people.

It's unbelievable. I'm playing chess, they're playing checkers. My team is deep. I'm gonna wreck every, I'll be, I'll be really surprised if I don't win every league. It's really amazing. I'll make it the finals and one of leagues, because I always do. But I'm gonna blow. I'm in this fantasy league in upstate New York with some good friends. They're

very nice people. But I mean dude, it is just a wolf in the chicken hen house. You know, I just destroying people. I mean my whole team is murder's row. It's almost like I just drafted it against myself. It was awesome. So then we did the comedy store draft yesterday and Mervis could make it because he's booking. You know if you don't know Mervis he plays one the Vikings in the Capital One commercials and he could he booked something because he looks like a Viking's a giant tedin bear. Just think of every fat guy, a burning man that is basically

nervous. So he could make something. Josh Martin, draft for him. And as you know, you might know Josh Martin from his losing a bet to me two years ago and in Ari Schafir's storytelling show he had to wash his face with our jiz socks. So, and he's dropped and he's talking shit to me. It's like, you can't talk shit after you just wash your face. I don't care if it was two years ago, five years ago, 10 years ago, you just wash your face with my jiz sock. You can't talk shit. You can't talk shit.

It's like Connor McGregor couldn't talk shit to Diaz after he choked him out. He can't really talk shit. You got my jizz activated in a glass of water. And it was so, I mean, we put the, we put the rag in the water and you just saw it become milky white. And he took it and he wiped his face with he paid off the bet I know I'm gonna get shit there's he pays his bet off I pay my bet off too I pay my bets off too but you can't talk shit you can't talk shit have you got jizz on your face so uh Josh Martin fuck you go see him with Joe Rogan he's

opening he's playing Cleveland so I do love him even though he's got a horrible haircut, and he wiped his face with my jizz rag. Besides that, great guy. What else is going on? So, last night, I just want to tell you kind of my life as a stand-up comic. For a very long time, I started comedy in Las Vegas in the early 90s and there was the comedy clubs unlike now wouldn't let locals play the comedy club so I had to find my own way of my own stage time so what I would do is I would go to bars and I would hit up these bars ask them to give me their worst night and I'd start a comedy show there which is very funny because that's all I do now is in my life my career all my gigs are self-made I th.. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. I just thi. I'm thi. I thi. I just the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I'm their. I'm their. I their. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th at th at th at that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm the. I'm the. I'm theeeeateate. I'm just just just just toeeeate. toe. I'm just just toeeeeeeeate. I'm just just their their the. I'm th's all I do now is in my life. My career, all my gigs are

self-made. I just make my own gigs and I just enjoy doing that. I don't know why. I'm just weird like that. I really am the Boba Fett of stand-up comedy. I'm such a lone assassin. I'm a hired gun. Apparently you can get me 50 cents on a fucking dollar. But I do. I go into horrible situations and I just wreck shop. And I deal with a lot of hecklers like I talked last week. So here's our news story in heckling. Last night a friend of my name Eric asked me to do his show in the Valley. Now if you're not from Los Angeles, you don't really know what the Valley is. You hear about it, maybe movies but you've never been there you don't know. The Valley is basically when you go over Highland, okay, you go there's a street called Highland the famous

intersection, there's two famous intersections in on Hollywood Boulevard and that is Highland and Hollywood and Vine. Those are the two famous ones. They're the two big intersections. And I live right down from Hollywood and Highland. I live like a couple blocks away. That area is where they have the Oscars. And by my house is where all the limo drivers park. So on the day of the Oscars, it's literally like 300, 400 limo drivers

and their limos hanging out near my house. So if you want to go to the valley for the most part, you take Highland up onto the 101, you go over the hill. Now, going over the hill, once you go over the hill, you are now in the valley. It is Burbank, it is Studio City, it is Chatsworth, that's where they shoot all the porn for you guys who care about porn, which I know a lot of you do. I'm not the only one carrying that industry. Stop, stop acting like you don't care. You care. We need to care. We need, there's some prop right now going on on a side note about these

these condom Nazis thinking they're saving people's lives by making everybody in porn wear condoms. It's not happening. That's not where anybody's getting the AIDS. The people are getting the AIDS from shooting heroin and having unprotected sex in the butts doing butt shit. You know, wear a condom and don't shoot heroin and you should be fine. That's just my opinion. Maybe I'm wrong. God knows I could be wrong. Who knows? All right? Who knows? But the point is, enough with these votings on condom laws, you're just sending it underground. That's all you're doing is you're sending the porn industry

underground and it's just going to get weirder and weirder. So that was my political statement for the day. No, I'm going to get a little more politics and a few. So you go in the valley, you go into the valley, and here's the thing about the valley in Los Angeles, the valley, it is always 1995. Ah, fuck I fucked that up. No, it's always 1975. It's always 1975. It always looks like 1975.

I mean, go to any movie made in the 70s and about Los Angeles and you will see that is the vibe. The vibe is Brown's, everything's brown. I don't know what happened in the 70s, but Brown was really in and it's uncomfortable look at. I mean, just a whole city of, the whole valley, everything is, everything is dirty, it's 1975. That's what it is. It's really 1975. And I go with this bar called the scene and you go deep into the valley, the like Burbank and the valley, that's more like small town and big towns. It's like yeah it's Los Angeles but it's got small town vibe. It's like imagine a small town but with a lottown the the the the the the tha the tha tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho tho tho tho thi thi. thi. thi. thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty. thirty thirty. thi. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's like. It's like. It's like, thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's like, yeah, it's Los Angeles, but it's got small town vibe. It's like, imagine a small town, but with a lot of traffic.

That's kind of what it is. And there's all these little bars, and I went to this bar called the scene, okay? And the reason I bring this up, because I got heckled at the scene. And it turned into a murder scene, but it was the scene. So I go do this gig and the reason I bring this up is because there was just this thing about Amy Schumer putting shutting down a heckler who's yelled apparently like show me your tits and she shut them down. I don't know the exact heckle and everybody's talking about how brave she is and listen I understand understand that it's not easy as a woman hearing.

Somebody say, show me your tits. It's very disrespectful. It's very misogynistic. But it's like, that's the game, man. That is the game. That is the battle between comic and heckler. Whatever your thing is, that's what they're going to make fun of you about. I mean, look at Ralphie May. When he gets heckled, well, they yell, fat fuck, right?

Nike knows, oh, fat shaming, but that's what it is. You know? She said, show me your tits. And suddenly it's a big national story. I wish someone would yell only show me your tits. I wish that would happen to me. I wish. If the worst thing that happens, the me on stage is someone yells, show me your tits, I had a good night. Because it doesn't always happen like that. I've had people come up on stage and swing on me. I've had people throw bottles at me. I had a 70-year-old man come up on stage one to fight me, and guess what?

The bouncer weren't there. You know who to throw them out? Eleanor Carrigan. The female comic on the show grabbed them and threw them out. What the fuck? Does Amy Shoe me have to worry to I've had chairs thrown at me. I've had bottles thrown at me. I've had people come and swing at me after the show. I've had people try to choke me out.

And it's not me. I'm just, dude, I know, it's not me. So I'm doing the show in the valley at a place called the seat. And I walk in and my friend Eric's running in, he's a very nice guy and I think he's very funny, he asked me to do his show. I have to run to do another gig so I go, can I go right up? He goes, yeah, you can go right up. So I go up, I do stand up and ray out of the gate, these two dudes jump, just start verbally jumping me. And I look out and they're literally like tiny little Mexican, like thin Packer fans, which is a weird blend. Green Bay Packer, Mexican football fans? That's weird. And they have their girlfriend who's bigger than both of them, who's a nice person. She's not that big, but compared to them, she's huge.

And it looks like, I had the feeling of like every Denny's waitress who has to deal with a mom who can't control her kids. So I have these two little Mexican guys nonstop verbally attacking me why their mom just sits they're like, oh aren't they the most adorable people in the world? No man, they're ruining the show. Kids is quiet? Can I try?

Let me work the Carl Sagan of dick jokes. Please let me work them. Have your kids shut up for the love of God. Please let me do my act. And I just, I mean dude, but here's a thing like I've said before, I'm dead on the inside. So you're gonna come at me, you're gonna say things that pop in your head. And what you are saying is open micr- or shit, okay? You as a heckler, just to let me know what you're doing. You, heckling a comedian is like a person who just touched a basketball for the first time, trying to take on an NBA player. Now, I'm not going to say Michael Jordan, because not every comic is the Michael

Jordan of comics. There's some people who are benchwarmers and there's some people who play in fucking Europe, right? So you're taking on a professional basketball player. And I don't know if you've ever watched, ever played basketball with a guy who is like a fringe NBA player or a fringe pro player, and he comes and he plays. We were kind of talking about this on a punch, drunk, the other day. Joe Kilgahn was was was was thon was that, thon, thon, thon, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the their, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, their, their, tho, their, tho, tho, tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and, and, and, th. And, th. And, thi, thi. And, thi. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, their, their, thi. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, Kilgarn was talking about that, how like these guys who like can't even make the league come and they play against regular guys and they fucking light people up. That's what it is with a heckler. You're a open micr, you're a full first time open micr,

you don't know what you're talking about. And you're going up, in my instance, dead on the inside, Sith Lord. I grew up, just, you know, people like, oh, you're so fun and cocky. You've got to understand what I had to do in my career. I had to follow Eddie Griffin, Andrew Dice Clay, Joe Rogan, Brian Holtzman, night in, night out for my first 10 years at the comedy store. Every night I had to follow one of those guys and I had to sit in the pocket and learn how to get blood from a stone and survive.

And I got verbally attacked and I just sat in the moment. See, I have been dealing with hecklers since I was a kid. So me and my friends growing up, we We didn't, we stopped fighting it like in eighth grade. I mean we, I had fights here and there, but really like between friends, there was no fight. It became verbal, like destruction. Like you would verbally destroy somebody. And this is the truth.

So, we would go to this place called Pontill's Pizza and whoever got the bad seat in the corner of the booth would just get lit up by everybody, I mean lit the fuck up. And any insecurities you had in your life and anything you did, like if you just did the, like you just, you had your, your, your, you laid your head on your fist kind of just daydreaming, they would just daydreaming, they would just pound on you for that. thi you, like, you you, you you, you you, you you, you you, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th just just just just just just just just just just just just just, you their, you their, you th- their, you th- their, you their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi. thi. And, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thereaming, they would just pound on you for that. And anything you did to change it, that would become a new thing. They would just pound you. So I got used to verbally getting attack since like literally the seventh grade. I mean, I was getting verbally beat up. So I remember like when I got my first heckler, I got my first heckler was in Vegas and I just bombed earlier at the UNLV. I got asked to do this comedy show, and I remember I bombed, I just bombed. It was like a lunch show, doing like Stanfor College Kids at Lunch, and I was a College Kid

at the time, and I bombed. And I remember bombing so bad and I was so upset. And I was like, man, I got get back on stage, to the tha, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I got tha, and I, and I got to to to to to to to to to to to to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do asked to do to do as to do as to do asked asked asked to do asked asked to do asked to do asked asked to do asked asked to do asked asked to do asked to do asked to do asked to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do th.. And th. And the???? I was the.ca, man, I got get back on stage dude. I got to get back on stage and I got to redeem myself. You know, comedy is all about redemption dog. It's all about, you have a bad set, all you want is redemption. That's all you want. Give me that redemption! So I go and I do, and there's a bar called Play it Against Sam's. So I go to do Play it Again Sam's. I do stand-up and this auto macacre who had the worst teeth in the world like he must have been getting that early meth, that bathtub meth that was like it wasn't like fine-tune now like

like coming out of Mexico built in like, I mean we're talking like, hillbilly, desert hillbillies, cooking meth in a bathtub and smoking it right there, teeth of jack and he heckles me and I just go in the murder mode and for the first time of my life I destroyed this heckler and it was the coolest thing I ever did and I was just like, oh! And I realize I had skilled at that moment. So, it takes me time and through the the the the the comedy, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm in, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, the the the the the the the the So, and it takes me time and through the comedy store, I've honed it. So I'm in, I'm in the zone. And I have no problem with saying that I'm a Sith Lord when it comes to heckle kills. Because I've been doing it so long. And I would tell you, I've only lost one heckle battle.

And it wasn't me, it was me full of room full of Australians in Australia and when sometimes he's got to learn, you know, when it's your time to just chill, you chill. So I conceded the match and took the L. So I'm like literally like 3,001. So I go to this, I go to the scene and these guys start hit me and it's like two Mexican Green Bay Packer fans, which is really weird and very uncomfortable. And I proceed to just destroy that and every time they talk, I hit them and the room is going crazy, but I'm kind of over it because I like I didn't want to drive to the valley to get heckled and kill hecklers.

I got a bunch of new jokes I'm really proud of that I really want to talk about and I wanted to work them there because you can't work at the comedy store anymore in terms of new material as much because the comedy store is it's just murders row that's all it is it's just murders row you've got to you got a kill when you're there so you can't work on the material as much I even heard Crystalia say and that's like dude I can't work on the material as much. I even heard Crystalia say that's like, dude I can't work on new shit here. The lineup's such a good and if that dude saying it, then what hope does anyone of us have? So I go to this bar and I start murdering these guys and I do my 10 minutes and I get off stage and everybody comes out to thank me. Well this little tiny Mexican dude like I'm talking like I'm talking like thinin like this. this. this little thininin' this little this little thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' is thin' thin' is thin' is thin' is that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thin' thin' is thin' is thin' is thin' is thin' is thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' the the the thin' thuu-a' thu-a' thin' that's thin' that's saying that's saying that's that's saying that's got fire in his eyes. He's like, hey no, I just want to talk to you. I've been there before dude. I've had people come and slap me after shows or swing on me,

punch me and I know that. So I go right in to karate mode, which is what I, a karate mode. And I take a step back and he, um, um, my friend Mark Frye Fry just fucking clotheslines this dude. He's like, what the fuck man? And he's like, nah, dude, we don't need to talk. He goes back and said, he pulls out the other Green Bay Packer Mexican fan, and this guy's like, why am I out here? I have no problems with you. Hey dude, I want to talk to you. And his buddy, who's with the woman I said the the the the the the the, I said I said I said I said I said I said the, I said the, I said the, I said, thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, to talk to you. And his buddy who's with the

woman I said was his mom who wasn't big at all she just was huge next to these two little guys. He comes over, he stops them, everyone stops him so I just walk off and it turns out the guy wanted to talk to me about how to get in a comedy and it's always that. I always say this all the time. The people will echo heckle for different reasons. Got women heckle because they're sexually attracted to you or they want to be the center of attention. They're pissing. You're the center of attention. I've seen it happen a thousand times. Guys heckle for a couple reasons. One, they want to be comics. They want to do stand up and they're the bals to do it. Or, or they. Or, or they're, or they're, or they're, or they're they're their, or their, or they're their, or they're their, or they're their, or their, or their, or their, or their, their, their, their, their. their, their, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiioleea. th thiiiole. th th thiiiiole. th thiiiole. they're they're they're they're they don't have the balls to do it. Or they're the funny guy in the group and they're pissed somebody else is getting laughs. Or the other one is they're pissed, you're making their girlfriend laugh more than they have and that just pisses them off. So the whole point of this thing is like yes, I respect that a female comic has to go through through certain things like being told, you know, you, you, you, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi o' thi o'e o'e o'e o'e o'er, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, go through certain things like being told, you know,

hey, show me your tits, you know, I bet you got great ass, which sucks. But just no, I get physically threatened. I've had people swing on me, punch me, throw stuff at me. So it's like, it's not easy on everybody. The point of this whole thing is like, stand up can be a motherfucker, all right? There you go, that was it. God, that went way longer than I thought was gonna go. God damn it. All right, so I think I'm gonna do that. So I think I'm gonna just,

all right, that was it. That was it. I thin. I that, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tho, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, think I'm gonna do that. I think I'm gonna do that because I have this whole long thing and I gotta be at the... I got to be at all things comedy today to do my new to launch Brody and Jen Sturger's new Showtime. I have their new Punch Drunk Sports podcast. So I have this whole thing about ranting that I want to go on, but it's gonna take too long. Maybe I'll do a double one. I'll do, I'll do another one tomorrow. So, I'm gonna end with this. I'm going to end with this. I'm going to end with this.

I mean, yeah, okay, I'm going to end with this. Here's some motivational something. I like to listen to like one motivational video day kind of gets me going. So I want to put this over here. We'll listen to it. It's about six minutes long. I hope that you, in fact, that you, that you, that you, that you, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that you, that you, that you, that you, that you, that you, that you, that you, that you, that you, that you, that, that, that you, that, that, that, that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, that, that, that, that, that, th, that, that, th, I want to put this over here. We'll listen to it. It's about six minutes long. I hope that you in fact enjoy it because I really do enjoy it. So it's called the best motivational speech ever. Never give up by Eric Thomas. So I hope that you enjoy. And I'll do, maybe I'll, I'll, I'll do another rant tomorrow. I'll know we'll figure it out.

I'll save the rants for the next week so we'll figure it out. All right I love you guys so here I hope you guys enjoy this is great so we'll listen to it. There will never be a point in your time in your life where it's the right time to do a great thing. If you're waiting for that perfect, perfect moment, that perfect timing is not going to happen. You know what you have to do? You have to create the perfect time and the perfect opportunity and the perfect situation. It's that a lot of people become comfortable. They stop growing, they stop wanting anything, they become satisfied. People getting ready to go to jobs that they don't like. Jobs that are making them sick.

You see, when you're not pursuing your goal, you are literally committing spiritual suicide. When you have some goal out here that you're stretching for and reaching for, that takes you out of your comfort zone, you'll find out some talents and abilities you have that you didn't know you have. When the messenger of misery visits you. What are you going to do? What will keep you in the game? There are things that you think you'll never need to know. That you may only need to know one time in your life, but that could save your life because you had that knowledge. Unless you attempt to do something beyond that, which you've already mastered, you will never grow. What is it that you looked at at some point in time and you decided that you couldn't do it? That you talk yourself out of it. You're waiting on your next door neighbor to make

it happen for you, it may not happen. If you're waiting on your mother or your father, they may be so ancient and they're thinking that they don't understand this opportunity that you have. And if you're waiting on them it may never get done. You don't beg average people to be phenomenal. You don't beg good people to be phenomenal. You just are phenomenal and you will attract phenomenal. What reason can you remember that you can call on, that you can reach on, that could make you get back up? Find that reason. If you're not where you are, if you're not where you want to be, if you don't have what

you want to have, if you don't have what you want to have, if you're not where you think you should be at this particular place, it has nothing to do with the system, but it has everything to do with the fact that you're not making the sacrifice. I want you to make that dream become a reality, because if you don't, you will be working for somebody else to make their dreams become a reality. Everybody is against you or don't believe in you no more. And let me tell you something, that's a lonely feeling. It's a lonely feeling, particularly people that you're doing it for. Most people take their greatness, take their ideas to the graveyard with them. Listen to me, if it was easy, everybody would do it.

There are people right now who are working who don't want to work. There are people who hate their job, but they keep getting up to do it. The wealthiest place on the planet is the graveyard. Because in the graveyard we will find inventions that we never ever were exposed to. Ideas, dreams that never became reality. Hope's and aspirations that were never acted upon. The question is what are you going to do at your time? What drives you?

And greatness is a lot of small things done well. Day after day, work out after workout, obituary after obituary, day after day. When things don't work out for you, when things happen that you could not anticipate, what are the reasons that you can think of that can keep you strong? You will never, ever be successful until you turn your pain into greatness, until you allow your pain to push you from where you are to push you the way you need to be.

Stop running from your pain and embrace your pain. Your pain is going to be a part of your prize, a part of your product. I challenge you to push yourself. So it's easy to be on the bottom. It doesn't take any effort to be a loser. Doesn't take any motivation to try in order to stay down there on a little level. But it calls on everything in you. You have to harness your will to say, I'm going to challenge myself. I mean that what you did by the only important day.

Today, the only important day, there are 86,400 seconds in a day, and how you use those are critical. You got 86,400 today and what you do today is worth the seat in who you are. Nobody's going to talk about what you did last week. But the biggest enemy you have to deal with is yourself. There's an old African proverb that says if there's no enemy the enemy the enemy the enemy the enemy the enemy there there's there's there's there's there's there's no enemy there's no enemy the enemy there's no enemy the enemy there's no enemy the enemy the enemy the enemy the enemy the enemy the enemy the enemy the enemy the enemy their the biggest enemy you have to deal with is yourselves. There's an old African proverb that says if there's no enemy within, the enemy outside can do us no harm. You have this opportunity of a lifetime.

It means absolutely nothing if you don't take advantage of it in the lifetime of this opportunity. I got a saying that when light knocked you down, try and land on your back. Because if you can look up, you can get up. If you want there, there there there there there there there, there there, there there, there there, there there, there there, there there, there there, there there, there there, there there, there there, there there, there, there, there, there, there, if there, there, there, there, there, there's there's there's no, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there, if there's there, if there's there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's there, there, there's there's there's there's there's no there's no th the the thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the there's no there's no there's there's the lifetime of this opportunity. I gotta say that when light knocked you down, try and land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up. If you want a thing bad enough to go out and fight for, to work day and night for, to give up your time, your peace and you sleep for it, if all that you dream and steam is about,

and life seems useless and worthless without. See, it's time now, if you want to make this your decade, you've got to start saying yes to your life. You've got to start saying yes to your dreams, yes to your unfolding future, yes to your potential. As opposed to say no. When you die, die or eat, leave no dream left behind, leave no opportunity left behind. When you leave this earth, accomplish every single thing you can accomplish. Listen to me, you're gonna be here one day, but you'll never get here if you give up,

if you quit. And finally, guys, you gotta want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe. That is some real shit. I love you all. Thank you so much for listening this podcast. Take care. Thanks if you if you're watching this on YouTube. Sorry the last five minutes is just me shadow boxing. But I love you and we will. I'll tune next week. Please subscribe to my YouTube page, Sam Tripoli, YouTube.com, backslash Sam Tripoli. I love you all. Have a great weekend. Enjoy football.

I love you all. I'm so thankful you guys listen. And if there's anything I can do better, let me know. I just DIY this shit. And I'm just trying to have fun and if it's shitty let me know too. So I love you. Give me a positive review. Give me some likes. If you like this, put it all over the place. Tell your friends. And we'll see you next week. God bless you guys. Take care. Bye.