Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Twisted With Sam Tripoli Ep 21: Clowns, Condoms and the Cubs

Episode Date: October 19, 2016

Today I rant about Clowns, condoms in porn and how the world is just chaos.

I get a feeling there's gonna be a riot. All right, it's back in the saddle. Yes, it's time for another episode of Twisted. So excited to be back. Sometimes I don't know if I have anything to talk about. But luckily, you guys were all nice enough to hit me up with some topics you'd like me to talk about. And I am very cool with doing that. So real quick I'm excited this week's gonna be a great week for entertainment. I want to thank everybody who came out to the House of Comedy in Arizona, Jessica Michelle Singleton,

Kevin Elliott, both hilariously wonderful people that I thoroughly enjoyed working with. The crowds are great. The club is gorgeous. Someday, someday, some day, some day on my shoes special there. Until that day I will just keep rocking Phoenix. Phoenix is great man. Aaron, you ever been the Phoenix? Yes I have. The women stay gorgeous forever. I agree. I mean they start slicing and dicing after a while, like they're really nipping, tuckin' some shit. But man, they are hot. I mean, there's, you could easily see I'm not lying a 55-year-old bonable woman walking around there. They know, they know the game.

They always got to be in the game. Well, they probably stay out of the sun, unlike here, where women get, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th is, the, the, the, thi, the, the, thi, they, they're, thi, thi, thi, I, tho, I, I'm tho, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I tho, I, I tho, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, thi, thi, is thi, is tho, is tho, is tho, is tho, is tho, is tho, tho, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, and, and,. But they also just know that's like, a divorce could happen at a drop of a hat and you've got to be in the game. And the competition is fierce out there. Because there's way more good looking women to attractive men. Like in Phoenix you will see a 10. I'm not lying to you, a 7, 8 or 9 chick walking around with like I'll say eight or nine chick walking around with a four or five guy all the time yeah this chick came in me and my wife yeah seriously dude I don't know what you did can you can't like what is it like one

those 24 hour roofies where you just keep roofing you know whatever works you know whatever works yeah whatever works man you better put a kid in there quick dude before she wakes up or sobers up or whatever happens. Before Ari does. Before Ari does, I would have to stop that. I would go through time and help you stop that. I would do whatever I could make sure that Jew balls don't insimidate your lovely lady from Arizona. The 10 from the 602, we'll call it. Yeah, just smoke, like this one girl was so hot, the owner of the club who's one of the nicest guy Rick Bronson. He just saw it walking down the street grabbed her.

She's with some dude who looks like he like really loves corn and works in a fuck. I called him Modo. He looked like how he was in a modo. You ever see the guys who do the motocross, how they have that certain look, which is like Phoenix, Limp Biscuit Forever, right? That's what he looked like. Just imagine that dude, when one of the smokers, hotest chicks on the planet. I was doing jokes about how hot she was. She's just staring at me and go, do you even know how much an eight ball cost?

You probably don't even know how much an eight ball cost. Because you're just getting them for free. How much is this much cocaine? A big, fucking handful of it. So thanks to it. This week we got some great stuff going on. On Wednesday night, I'm doing a naughty show in Fulerton for the comedy, for autism benefit for Fulton Cares.com, we are pushing product. Okay, it's going to be a great show. In in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in the show in the show is in the show is in the show is in the show is in the show is the show is the show is the show is the show is the show is the show is the show is the show is the show is the show is the show. thoing thoom. the show. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thea. thea. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. pushing product. Okay it's gonna be a great show in the

show is Gareth Reynolds Greg Sondies own what all things comedy is all things comedy zone Garth Reynolds if I get this thing going I got a project I want to put Gareth in uh Garth Reynolds Greg Santos Andy Dick is gonna be in a show I'm very excited for it. I am. You think I'm lying. You think I'm lying. Everyone should be excited. He's very funny. Well, you know what, dude, he's very focused now.

Let's hope. Like, old Andy Dick, all over the place. This Andy Dick I hear is focused. That's all you need, because he's a funny guy. But you've got to rely to rely to rely to rely to rely to rely to rely, to rely, to rely, to rely, to rely, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th've got to rely on people showing up. They got to come and do the deal. So I got him, I got my good friends, Mr. Cotto Lace Dahls, come and bringing that heat. And then finally of course we got the one the only DJ Crash straight from the Playboy Mansion doing show so very excited about that.

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I get it. Yeah. Okay. But the whole controversy now is that she was doing the out there and apparently everything's flipping out because out of 10,000 people she did something about Trump she invited Trump supporter up which I is I mean like I don't want to judge anybody that's the I don't know that that's not I mean she better be good with dealing with crazy people she better be good because you're at that's opening Pandora's box of crazy. Oh yeah. Well apparently she brings him up she asked why and he's like oh you know she's a Hillary's

unethical and she asked aren't you nervous how like unstable he is and that's fine that's a valid point and you know but apparently 200 people walked out. Everybody's flipping out because 200 people walked out. But let's do the math. That's a fine percentage. Now what is that's that?? that? that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the th. th. th. th. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. people walked out. But let's do the math. That's a fine percentage. What? That's a fine percentage. Now, what is that number?

You're your smart guy? 10,000 people, 2% of the people walked out of the show and we're supposed to act like shit's going crazy. Like it's the end of days. Dude, no, tell me, job in which were which 98% of the people are happy and you still have to worry about whether you did your job or not. If you're a Uber driver had a 98% percent. Yeah he's still in business. If you're if you had a huge podcast it 98% proof rating. If you hit three pointers at a 98% you're an instant hall of fame. In instant yeah if you bat at 98% Wow. Yeah, right?

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and playing defense the whole time. Defense. And so I'm doing stay-up and I bring out Jessica Michelle Singleton. And she, they have an interesting way of running the show there. They have the feature go first, opener go second. Sounds weird. Yeah, that is weird. But it's weird, but if you actually think about about about about about about about, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and I, thi, and, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and, and I'm, and I'm, th, and I, th, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and, and I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.. And, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th that is weird. Well, but it's weird, but if you actually think about, if all comedy clubs were like that, headliners would bring out stronger features. Because the problem

with comedy and why it's like really hard for a really strong unknown comic to get work as a feature is because headliners don't want to work. And I don't blame them. You don't want to work. It's your show. But if you brought on a, like it's different, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to. to. to. to. to. the. the. to. to. the. to. the. the. the. to. the. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. 't blame them. You don't want to work. It's your show. But if you brought out a, like it's different than like Rock, because in Rock, if I bring out, let's say there's a famous story of Rolling Stones bringing out Leonard Skinner. Rolling Stones doesn't have to worry about following Leonard Skinner because there's like an hour in between each show where they're breaking it down and breaking it back up. It's a totally almost different show. Stand up, it's like five o'clock fire, boom, you got the host, brings your rate back up. And it's even worse, that has the host to do more time. It is worse.

If you see a host doing time after a feature just crushed, it's because the headliners a little nervous once to say his name. It was supposed to be the headliners, which made me laugh. I go, I'm not head. I don't have an ego. I actually now prefer, unless I'm getting paid or it's my show, I don't want a headline. So people like, hey, do you mind going up first? Fuck yeah. thuk me in, give me outthat new pussy. Give me that new fresh comedy pussy. Let me get up there. So this guy had me going second to last. And I just murdered this room.

So the host comes up to me and he goes, uh, I gotta do a little time. I'm like, I get it. So he does time gets upset. I just want to let you know it's not you. I go, I don't, I know what what what what the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck to the fuck to the fuck to the fuck to the fuck tha. tha. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. that. that. to to to to the. the. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the thea. thea thea to to thea to to thea thea the the thea the the the acky Monkey up here doesn't want to have to follow the manheat. Slinging comedy Dick, getting bitches pregnant. I get it, dude. So if you did a show where you actually had the feature going first and the headline going last, you'd bring out stronger openers.

And it would make the show better. I'm confused about how much time. It goes 15. The feature goes first does 15, then the opener goes second, does 15, and then the feature does another 10. Oh, the feature comes back out. Yeah. Ooh, that's weird.

I can see that not working for a comic who does longer pieces, you know. Yeah, but everybody has to start slow. I mean, there's some people like Steve Simone, right? Who's a wonderful comedian, he tells longer stories. It's harder for him to get rock and it's not harder because he kills with the comedy store at 15s, but like if you ask him, he preferred to do a 45, which I totally get. My act, I could do both. Yeah. I can power fuck at eight minute or I could just rock and roll an hour I get that's that's my that's my game I can open and close I wish Steve would host everything I do love Steve and I would agree with that that'd be great. Yeah, so back to Amy Schumer. I don't know I see here's my problem with all this and I'll get some of the other stuff you guys want me to talk about here's her's my the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. th. the. th. th. th. the the. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the th. This I'm starting honestly, honestly Aaron, to question whether all outrage on the internet is fake. Whether it's just manufactured by PR people. Because here we let's take a look at what's to happen in

last year. Where was the outrage? Transsexuals. Transvestites., transsexuals, let's call them trans. Trans, caps can't use bathrooms in North Carolina. America flips out. Which I understand is like, okay, that could be seen as anti-gay law. And I understand that. Flips the fuck out. Two journalists get arrested for covering the North Dakota pipeline. Nothing. No, nothing. Charges have just been dropped. Yeah, they

just got dropped, which they should be. But it shouldn't even got to that point. It shouldn't have gotten to that point. Those girls, those two girls, those two reporters, those two women should not have even been put into that place. And the fact that they're like like their their their their their their their their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the those two reporters, those two women should not have even been put into that place. And the fact that they're like doing a heat check on seeing that they get away with it, there's no outrage. There's no outrage. Where is the outrage?

Even if you're a feminist, why are you putting two female reporters behind, not male reporters? Like, theyr that? It's all man. It's all like just strings being pulled. Yep. I mean that's unbelievable and there's some stuff going on. Aaron are you a big voter? Are you gonna vote? Let's not talk about the election. I think we're all tired of that. Yeah. Are you talking? Do you know any of the props that are being put out? Uh, not off the top of my head but I have researched. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron thin thin thin. Aaron thin thin. Aaron thi. Aaron thi. Aaron thi. Aaron thi. Aaron th. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. th. Aaron. thi. Aaron. Aaron. thi. Aaron., there's, I want to talk about two props real quick, in particular that I've been asked to rant on, and I'm going to get into them. Let's give props.

Let's give some props. Welcome to another segment we call, let's give props. Now if you don't live in California, you might not like this. But I'm going to tell you. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to theyn. to to to to to to to to to they. I'm to get to get to get they. I'm going. I'm going to get too. I'm going to to to to they. I'm going to me me to the to to the the to to the the to get to get to get. I to get. I to get. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm gonna tell you, you do want to pay attention to it, because in a weird way, it could be as seen as a start of a trend that could be going on. We set tones. Yeah, we do set tones. And the one prop is Prop 60. Do you know what that is?

Not by the number now. Prop 60 is the condom and porn law. So dumb. So dumb. Yeah. There's two against it last time. Yeah, and we need to keep vote. I mean it got past then it got shut down. Now they're try and they're to do they're try to do again. Do you know who's behind the condom law? Condom Company? Oh, it is. Yeah, they're the ones. Some doodones a condom. And he's try to. So everybody has watch. So, they're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're they're. they're they're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I. I. I. I. they. I. I. I. they. they. I. they're. they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they watch the people who are doing the porn don't want to wear the condoms they don't want to wear the condoms like there's not like they're gonna show you the rapper yeah that's the only thing that has the the logo on it yeah maybe they should just put the headband on because that's what you look for everyone watching a hot porn you're like yeah oh yeah oh is that a headband on you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I I I I I I I I th I th I th I th I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. I's the. th. th. th. I th. I the. I the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I's th th. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the headband on your dick? Fuck, oh turn that off. You guys are faking the funk on a nasty dunk right there. You don't do that. I don't watch this girl sell her soul for fucking condoms.

Yeah, dude, we all have risks in our occupation, right? You could get carpal tunnel running that thing over there. I can get a bad drug problem, and I've already gotten that, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. You. You. You, okay. You, okay. You, okay. You, okay. You, I. You, I. You, I. You, I, I, I, I'm a th, I'm a th, I'm a th, I'm a thi, I'm a thi, I'm a thi, I'm thi, you're thi-a, you thi-a, you thi-a, you thi-a, you, you. You, you. You, you, you. You, you. You, you. You, you. You, you. You, th. You, I. You, I. You, I. You, I. You, I. You, I, I. You, I, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I'm a thi, I'm a thi, I'm a thi, I'm thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi running that thing over there. I can get a bad drug problem and I've already gotten that. Okay? I'm a stand-up comic. I'm neurotic as hell, had a drug problem. It's part of the gig. It's part of what I do. Condoms are... Dude, STDs are part of the gig. And the truth is that porn stars are actually at the lower rate of AIDS or HIV than the rest of population because they're all getting constantly tested. They're caught, you want to go do something, kind of people, start going into these fucking gay bathhouse and put, tell these dudes to fucking wrap it up.

That's where it's all going down or hang out in Skid Row where everybody's shooting heroin. Yeah, I go to... Promoting safe sex is what they wanted, and they thought porn would be the spokesman for that. Yeah. That's one thing, but that's not what this is. No. This is all about...

This is actually... The condom people just want to make money off this. The other people behind this are trying to get rid of porn. They think they're going to end. It will never end. I don't even know why they're making more porn, to be honest with you. I'm still beaten off to 2005 porn. The girls I'm jerking off to are probably most likely dead. A lot of them are retired.

Or dead. Or dead. Or dead. A lot of them dead. and just giving up. And you're just like sad. And like the only way you could show respect is go watch one of her porn. So you think like the porno where the girls take it on five black guys, if she wears condoms, people are gonna be like, hold on five black guys. Banana, bana-sling, banana sling, banana sling.

It's not gonna happen. What makes less sense than a blowjob with a condom on? Dude, is there anything, like I know you're married, but back in your swinging dick single days, Aaron, what would you say was the Aaron's best swinging dick days? What were the best days? There weren't many? 2003? No. Two thousand five?

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But it's just like we got, you shouldn't be cool to this. And it's very much all about scaring old people. That's what a lot of this stuff does, the way they sell it as like, we just got to save the children. And at the end of the day, it's all about violating your right to privacy. Yeah, I know. And the only person who should ever have the right to violate your privacy is your girlfriend. That's it. Because let's face it, she has rights that fucking the FBI only wishes they could have. She goes through your computer, your phone, sets up fake accounts to try to catch you, looking at weird shit.

They're diabolical women. Diabolical. The NSA wishes they could be your girlfriend. Yeah, so pro-scivalaise shit. Let me be your girlfriend. So, prop 64, you got to vote against it, dude. Yeah, absolutely. That is Billerite shit. The fourth amendment, I think. Yeah, that's, th. T, th. T, th. T, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're thi, thi, thi, thi. They're thi. They're thi-a-s, tho-s, tho-s, thi-s, thi-a-s. They're thi-a-a-a-a-s. Yeah absolutely that's that is Bill of Rights shit that is Billerite shit. Fourth Amendment I think. Yeah that's thank you. Yeah thank

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do what you want to do. I know there's gonna be a couple of things. Well, what about this? But, man, for the most part, do whatever you want things. But man for the most part do whatever you want to. I'm for people raw dog into the break of dawn. I'm also for people being able to do drugs. I don't think you should go to jail for doing drugs. I don't think he should. Because you know what my friend, I have a cousin. He's in this fucking bodybuilding, fucking thing, right? He's body building and he's shredded. I don't even know how he's on my family family family family. I mean, he is literally the only person in shape in my family. Everybody is just decaying, okay?

And just, I mean, we're double digit fat. We are deep in the double digits across the board. Bread to bowl, man. Yeah, right? 100%. But he's shredded. He's shredded and he's working out and he's doing the tan stuff and he's in all the body competition. He's a great-looking dude. Are we allowed his men to say another dude is good looking? Yep. The guy's, my cousin's really handsome. Like, I question whether he's in my family. That's how handsome he is. But I'm gonna tell you, you'd be naive, you don't think that kid is HGH in.

Nope. You're really a night. I mean like, and I hope his mom doesn't get married me saying, there's no way you get that shredded without doing something. You know what? I put softball against a guy drunk, I'd be juicing too. I would be shredded. I come in there just jaw, just caveman jaw, weird though, that weird

crow magnan skull that everybody gets that does it, and just rock hard white nipples. Like eight ball white nipples just from being shredded. I just want to be shredded once in my life and just power fuck and then just let it go. Just let it go. But dude, anything you do in life could just ruin your, I mean, could be devastating to your health. If you work too much, you watch too much football. You have sex, I know guys who've ruined their career because they chase pussy too much. Oh yeah.

Anything, you're into too much of anything can ruin your life. I talked before. Anybody too much into Jesus Christ or Brett Farve or the Dallas Cowboys? Anybody too much into anything makes me nervous. Yeah, yeah. But you shouldn't go to jail for it. No, no. You should be able to do shrooms. Dude, do you think the world would be a worst place

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It's like, think about it, dude. Yeah. Stop. Dude, we should have stopped him. It's his world, we're just living in it. He has a white guy under that helmet. Right? So, I'm gonna play two videos for you real quick that I fucking love. It's so fucking, so one of my favorite sketches, one of my favorite sketches ever on Saturday Night Live was, this one right here. I love this one so much.

Let me know when you're playing. Okay, I'm about to play because it's it's about, um, hold on, here we go. Okay, it's about Adam Sandler is a walk your grandma service. Oh, okay. Your house. Here we go. Okay. Go. Go. Nope. Hold on. Hold on. Here we go. God dang it, man. Here we go. I love this.

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How's that? Please? Sweet mother of God'll even wash the sheets before you come back. How's that? Please? Sweet, mother of God, what is the hold of? Let the boy sleep in your damn bed. He said he'd wash the sheets. Yeah? So anyways, this guy on Facebook is Chris Farley, no matter what evil shit they're doing, they always, he always just goes with it. And he's like, I don't know where you go. Well, the favorite one, oh, here it is, dude. This is my favorite fucking thing. So anyways, no matter what he says, he, uh, he agrees with it. So, uh, he agrees with it. So, uh, he agrees with it. So, uh, he agrees with it. So, I, I. So, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, I the. So, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, I th. So, I th. So, I th. So, I th. So, I th. So, I th. So, I th. So, I th. So, I th. So, I th. So, I th. So, it is dude. This is my favorite fucking thing. So anyways, no matter what he says, he agrees with it. So I just, and so anyways, I posted that.

And he asked me to take it down. I go, no dude, you troll people, I can't troll you. And then he had Facebook Flagby. Right? That's so ridiculous. Oh, he can't take it. People who put it out can't take it back. And I love him, he's very nice guy, he might listen, this might not. I think he's over me now. But here's my problem with social justice warrior stuff, okay? And even if it's not for, it's, even if it's the opposite way of that. Is everybody who comes out, like I have this thing dude, I'm sorry, but male feminist drive me crazy. Now let me just say, if you have a daughter, sister, a niece, whatever, and you're protective

them, I totally respect that. I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the guy we all know on Facebook who's a fucking scumbag, who's like videotaping chicks, sucking his tipin' the tipin' thi chick, and th, and th, and th,roping pussy shit yelling about oh we got to treat people well like I'm telling you man male feminists are shady motherfuckers I'm telling you man they're using it as an angle to get in the pants they think if they stand they go I support women girls girls good I love you so much it's like I've said before I've said a guy I've the the girl I the girl I the girl I the girl I the girl I the girl I the girl I the girl I love I love I love I love the guy I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love the the the the the the th th th th th to love to love to love to love to love you guys guys guys guys guys like the guy I've said before, it's the guy at the bachelor party who hugs the stripper. You ever see that guy? He doesn't want to laugh dance, he just wants a hug. I just want to hug you.

I respect you so much. Can you think that's a backdoor way to the snatch? I just, they're all phony. So anyways, this girl comes forward, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, the girl, the girl, like, the girl, the girl, like, the girl, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi. thi. thi. the apprentice, okay, she got like groped and shit, right? She got groped by Donald Trump. Maybe it happened, maybe it didn't. I'm not going to say it didn't happen, but I'm just saying, she suddenly came out and she's suddenly like, I'm so offended, I respect each other. But she's really hot. People are saying like she looks like a man. I don't think she looks like a man at all. But then again, I like big bitches, so what do I know?

So here's this song she's singing real quick. Listen to the song she put out. What could this day? It could be anything. I get the phone call call I gotta help them all. Go girl, we'll save the day. Chow will not get away. It didn't take me long to find the ticking bon. He took off in my jeep. That Chow is such a creep. I gotta find a way to take down Chow. She's a smoky-hot white chip.

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Ha! I started training hard. I think I could go far. I am a natural, matter of factual. I learned to chop your hard. I bite with credit's hard. I use my num-chocks, even while feeding docks. Even why feeding ducks?

She run num-chucks with ducks. And the whole time this video is going on, there's an Asian woman just staring at her going, Are you for fucking real? I try to do everything, like on the big screen. And you guys, you know what? I might do it. I might be a ninja soon. I gonna be ninja. I might be a ninja soon I gonna be ninja

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there. How funny is that? So it's live? She was doing an event. Apparently she like, she owns this thing where like a bed pulls out of a wall and all this stuff so you don't have to bed right there. And she's decided to sing this song. She's so hot. Someone wrote, produced, mixed, and put out that song.

Yeah. I want to be ninja. Like, that's my problem. Most of your social justice warriors are hypocrites. Like all these people going after Melissa Villasigneur, they went through their tweets. They said racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist racist their they their. They said. They said. They said. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. to th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. Like all these people going after Melissa Villas Signor, they went through their tweets. They said racist shit too. Yeah. I hate all outrage. Those people are full of shit. I hate all outrage. So you know we got outraged some people in my audience this week. I was doing stand-up. So last show, I'm just really, Sunday shows, I don't know why we do them. I mean like I'll do anything for anybody who hires me. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't know why we do them I mean like I'll do anything for anybody who hires me I don't give a ship but man I'm doing stand-up and this old dude right in the middle of the show goes I like the girl more and I go

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So far, we're all for four? So do you think I'd give a shit, whether you like my act or not, I don't care. I either want you to love me or hate me. Yeah. Well, what dizzy things going to happen? I like the girl more. So we're going to bring her back out? And we all know any guy over 50 is just in love with a girl under, if you're an attractive girl under 30, a 50 year old guy is just smitten with you. He's just smit with you. Because he just thinks the day the day the day the day thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thi' tho' tho' thin'-a'-I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, thin'-a'-a'-a'-a'-a'a'a'a'a'a'a'er-a'ero'ero'er-a'ero'er-a'er-a'er-a'er-a'er-a'eritten with you. Because he just thinks of the day when he used to be out of bang chicks like that. I realize those days are dumb for me. It's not a beauty pageant though, it's a comedy show. It is a comedy show. You know what I just learned, oh, I just learned that like, you know what I miss? I haven't 20 year old dick, that's what I miss. 20 year old dick is so powerful. th. th. It is so, th. It is so, th, th, th, th, th, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, th, is, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, it, it, it's, it's, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. thi, it's, th. th. It's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, is, is, is, is, is, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a th, is a thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, It is like the ring in the hobbit. Everybody wants the precious.

Like the things I used to be able to get chicks to do when I had 20 year old dick, like the instant quick, weird porn star sex I could have back in the day. It was amazing because everybody wanted the 20 year old dick. Now I need mental illness. I need multiple personalities. I need daddy issues. I need does not shower. Like that's what I need to get in. Well guys, ah some of you guys enjoy this set some of you guys didn't. I love how people hit me up. I fucking hate twisted. It's fine. I don't care. I like ranting. Yeah, it's fun. I'm gonna start bringing people on maybe once a month. I have somebody say here. You know I'll bounce off you and then I'll bounce off them but have fun a lot of

great stuff coming on at a great time Aaron thank you so much for let me do this and I will see you next week if there's ever anything oh yeah real quick if you can subscribe to my YouTube channel Sam Tripoli okay YouTube dot com backslash Sam Triply. Subscribe. I'm putting up a video every time. I'll put this video up. And, uh, guys, see you on the other side. See you next week. Bye everybody. Take care.