Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Twisted With Sam Tripoli Ep 22: White Kickers

Episode Date: October 24, 2016

Welcome to another episode of Twisted With Sam Tripoli! Today I rant about..... 1) Kickers In The NFL 2) Andy Dick 3) The Highs and Lows of Stand Up Comedy 4) Chick shit hunters

I get a feeling there another episode of Twisted. Thank you guys for tunin. Thank you to everybody who tuned it last week and checked it out. I'm trying to get back in it. I'm getting back into my rant. Stride. I feel like last two have been okay, haven't been great. You know, there's a lot of pressure to knock it out of the park because there's

so many podcasts now. Like if you don't do excellence every time, I feel like people have alternatives. And it's very weird, I know I just stopped a podcast, but this is weird when a podcast you consider doing very well, just stops. There when a podcast you consider doing very well, just stops. There's a podcast called Revisionist History that was going and now it's just stopped. They hasn't put one out. I think there's just a lot of work. There's a lot of people who do podcasts and they're like doing all this editing and they're like, oh my edit so. And then it just like, they get get like this is too much work and they stop doing it. Yep. I'm just like fuck it put this out. Live to tape gold

hit send. Yeah there we go just the golden rules no end bombs and we're and no yeah that's it that's pretty much it that literally is the only rule no no embalms so I don't say unless you're discussing a woman calling me in bed or being stuck in traffic. Nah, not even stuck in traffic. I think an embalm isn't even appropriate in traffic. You could do every other slur and sexist remark. Really, the only time the embom is at all appropriate is in the bedroom. And that's just my rule, and I must stick with it.

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It's really funny, it's multiple mees. And by the way, I just learned I have somewhat of a pinhead. I have a weird back part of my head. I didn't always have it, but it's now, or the woman who cuts my hair refuses to level off my shit. But then I never complain because she's some Mexican chick with giant tits and I let her do whatever she wants. I'm just such a sucker for those big Mexican tits. So that's who I am. So go check that YouTube.com. Backslash. Sam Triply. And put up daily rants, daily videos. Daily everything. Just it's a video palusa going on there. So sports is getting some sports real quick. Obviously Dodgers lose. It's heartbreaking. It's sad. What role does Dave Roberts have in this?

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by a team that made the playoffs ever in the history of time. But you know when you get into that the Chicago Cubs locomotive it was just going to be really hard to beat them. Yeah. Our best bet was the third game in Dodger Stadium when we lost that it was going to be really hard to win two out of the next three. Yeah but you very possibly could have won game one. Yeah except for that weird pitch where Dave Roberts leaves him in again and we just all do hindsight the break of it. It. it. it. it. it. it. it. it. It. It the the the th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th th th th th th th th th th th th th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just the is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th is just th. it is just th. it is just th. th. th. It is just th. It is just th. It is just th. It's th. It's th. It's thi to to be to be to be the is just to be to be to be to be to be to be the. to the. the. the. the. the is just the is just the., except for that weird pitch where Dave Roberts leaves him in again and we just all do hindsight to the break it down. It just we need hitters. We need hitters and we need another pitcher. Why do we have a giant ownership group that has money and we're not, you know? Because that's what hedge funds do bro. That's what they do. They buy something, they lower costs, sell it high.

That's what hedge fund people do, man. Now they're talking about they might get rid of Kershaw. They might move him, try to get three players for it. That's a big deal to get rid of. That's a big deal. That's Mr. Dodger right now. a lot of money to get rid of. Well I mean there's some people that would do it Boston if you get like there's some markets that would go for them. They'd have to give up a lot. They would have to give up a lot. I don't want to give him way I just want another guy. I'm fine with Grinky not being here because he fell completely off we knew it was about to happen. Weeda, Maida was supposed to be that. Yeah, he's like,

Neil Maid is a great setup guy. If you can go four, if you can go four rounds, I mean rounds, innings, what is that? Set-up guy. Yeah. You should he should be a set-up guy. He's not a starter man and they start getting to him after four rounds because they know that crazy Everybody was Kung Fu fighting delivery he's got And I never but it was cookhoo ha ha NBA and you know this is the first time in my life that I haven't been excited about the NBA start. I'm usually biting at the bit. I don't know why. I don't know why. But it's just, maybe because the Warriors are so stacked that I'm just kind of over it. I don't think, I think they're gonna have games

where they're just murdering people. I just feel that something's gonna happen inside that locker room that's gonna cause that team to disintegrate. Maybe not completely, maybe we'll see a third, Cavs versus Warriors final, it's definitely possible, but something's gonna happen. There's something gonna go on between Draymon, Clay Thompson and Kevin Durant. There's something gonna happen, man, something's gonna fucking happen. You think in Devil's Three Way? Yeah, I think, I think, I think, I think, Clay and Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thav, thav, thav, thav, thav, thav, thav, thav, thav, thav-c, thav-c, t gonna fucking happen. You think in Devil's Three Way? Yeah. I think I think I think Clay and Kevin are gonna try to spit roast

Draymon. That's really uncomfortable to think about. Yeah, but somewhere out there there's a porn note where that shit is going down. Yeah, it's been written. It's been written. People are talking about it. Two brothers going balls deep on their buddy. Just uncomfortable. But that's what's going to go because Draymon's already kicking people. High five and over top. Yeah, just boom, boom, boom. Isn't that great? That's a that's a fucking term, spit-roasting? And if you all wonder if men and women, who's funnier, who has better names for positions they do the other people? Do girls have any names for any names for th. th. th. th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they do the other people. Do girls have any names for any positions that they do with men? No, we named them all and they they hijack our names, right? You ever hear a girl going, oh my god I did the reverse cowgirl with the give me the wallet, you know what I'm saying? I did to give me the wallet,

gonna have your baby, follow up by the gold digger. You know, they never have any of that stuff. Everything's like, I made love, I made love, I made love, I love, I love, and then he bumped, fuck me in the ass. That's it. They take our names. They take our names, they take our jokes. And that's where we're at. Can we get into the NFL? What's he, what was that, game seven? Yeah. Oh man, it was great dude. I've never been rooting so hard for a team I don't give a shit about over, like, the San Diego

Chargers over to the Atlanta Falcons. I cannot tell you I was screaming and dancing. I'm sure. Screaming and dancing. That's rough. I love it, dude. First of all, just I love it dude. I first of all just I know TiBos pissed. Tibo because he didn't text me half-ass retarded like he normally does. I didn't

hear from him at all. You know he's pissed. You know he's pissed. That's a game they should have won. Oh yeah. That's a game they should have won. And I don't care what Tibo says. I'm gonna talk about on this podcast. I love that my AFC West is the best record out of any any division. We are the best record. We have three guys that are basically five and two. I have to charge is like one and five though. Yeah but the no no they're three and four. Oh really? Okay and Kansas City's four and two because they had a a buy week. But we have the I mean three of our guys the the the of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of their of of our their of our their their their of our their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. their. their. their. their. their. their. thethey had a buy week. But we have the, I mean three of our guys are only have, three of our teams only have two losses. That's pretty fun great. But let's get down into kickers and how ridiculous this is.

That you can't kick a field goal. That's your only job, man. You got a, you get a locker room. You're basically like a you want a fan competition and you get to be on the team and you'll have to do one thing kick the ball forward And it's like that those those those those pilot those those those uh posts are like pretty wide And it's not like he's asked you to do a 70-yard kick. Like, dude, you were on the 30, Arizona, and he shanked it. Neither team wanted to win that game. And dude, by the way, was that the,

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Okay, so anyways, back to the kids, the kickers. This Josh Brown thing, right? This guy admitted journals. First of all, what is it with everybody journaling now? Like you know, Hillary's emailing, hey, I'm doing evil shit, send, I beat my wife, journal. Why are you journaling that? Now I'm not, he's a, here's my thing. Roger Gaddell is an asshole. Yeah. Like, dude, you had a chance to drop hammer on a white guy and have no real collateral damage.

Like, you know, we have Payed Manning, forcing the trainer to lick his taint, right? And they're like, we can't do anything. That's the Papa John guy. That was in college. Yeah, but it did, but where it did happen. Yeah, oh yeah, I'm not denying it. You had a chance to drop hammer and get credit. You get race credit with black people by dropping a hammer on a white guy. Again, it's like just like, it's like four, it's the foreign, it's the fan participation contest winner. You drop him, there's another bald white guy waiting to kick the ball.

You should have pounded on that guy. You should not, dude, it's ridiculous that he's on some list. He should be banned from the league and you should over ban them. You should go way beyond anything you should do just to make a point. About how much you love black people. Just like Ray Lewis can, but this guy's never coming back. He's banned for life. Because he's an asshole. And we hate assholes. I'm right, black people. And you start high-fiving

black live matters people left and right. Just start high-fiving them. Roger Gaddell staying up there like the gay robot he looks like. Isamier's Roger Gaddell have total gay face? He looks like Donald Trump's younger brother. He looks like he's got DSLs and love some dick Dick, right? That's my opinion and the opinion of this podcast is that of Sam Trippleys. He looks like a gay dick-sucking robot, okay? He's standing up there a little dick-sucking Android about to address people why Black Live Matter people stand behind him like a black chorus right where this hmm hmm.they said beyond go hmm hmm there you go today today we're gonna drop the hammer on that white boy white boy period and then they just drop hammer dude he's an asshole I'm sorry

the guy's an asshole he shouldn't be in and you had a chance to make black people feel good that there's no racism out there because like for me man I don't I'm not racist so I don't buy the races and then you see blatant races you're like oh it does exist And I do believe there's race obviously cops shooting black people for no I mean those are real issues. I'm not trying to make like like that you know but sometimes you're like oh man there's the thou, the the the the the the the the th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I thin. thin. thin. thin. I thin. I thin. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not th thin. I'm not th tho. I'm not thr- I'm not tho. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not thin. I'm not thin. I'm not thin. I'm not th. I'm not th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not thi. I'm not thr thrown. I'm not thi. I'm not thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thrown. I'm not thi thi th everything's about right. And then you see like real race in there. I'd be like, okay, all right, I'll give you that one. So that was that. One again to speaking of political correctness, I just did a big benefit, Aaron, I did a benefit for a comedy, for autism, which is a weird name for a benefit. Sounds like you're trying to for autism, which is a weird name for a benefit.

Sounds like you're trying to get autism, and they are not, they do not want autism. It was an amazing night. It was sold out. I had a weird week of comedy, dude. I had the highest of highs, the lowest of lows, and the highest of highs followed. I literally was like, you know, some weird heart monitor, you know. Like I was all over the place. And, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're they're not. And they're not, they're they're they're they're they're they are, they are, they are, they are. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I. I, they. I. I, they. I. I. I. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're highs followed by the lowest of lows. I literally was like, you know, some weird heart monitor, you know? Like I was all over the place.

And so basically I do this benefit was Wednesday night, Infoten sold out. We sold it out. Like 300 people sold out. And the comics all killed. Lays Diles, the number one burlesque troop in Los Angeles crushed. I went up out out of the gate, crush. You know it's a good crowd. I would win the hostess crushing,

even though I kill at all times. Well, I'll talk about that, not at all times, but most times. Greg Santos went up, the dolls went up. Anyways, as the line up and he is freaking out. First of all, there's a kid with autism, there's a grown man about 50-year-old man with autism in the back,

green room with us. Andy Dick's friend who plays guitar with him brought him because it was a benefit for autism, but he's like that aggressive autism, like in your face autism. But he was like autistic about Beatles songs. So like every two seconds there was like some guy in your face asking you about Paul McCartney. So you know what does that's Beatles song was? I'm like, I don't know.

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rule which states you have to do your set or your performance before they pay you. Because Andy Dick got paid and never went up. Oof. So they made a new rule for him. So they're like, dude, you gotta go up on stage, you gotta do your tent. He's freaking out. I'm like, okay, please. And I get down, I go, okay, please. We put up this autistic comic who crushed, by the way,

and going back to letting autistic kids get away with anything. He's literally doing like hardcore porn jokes in front of this. Now I'm going to be honest with Fulerton, they get it. They'll laugh at some dirty shit at a benefit, which is always my favorite benefits where we're helping people and doing well-crafted, multi-layered dick jokes. But this autistic kid who looks like bam-bam from the Flintstones hit with gamma radiation like 20, 30 years later but all he did was watch porn for 10 years straight like that's the vibe of this kid. He's doing jokes and he's doing jokes about how porn is always great because you you pretend it's you but then he's

like I don't know how to do that with interracial porn. I'm like, yeah, look at my big black dick. And he did that and people went nuts. He's like, autistic, yes. That was a great joke, good. He gets done. I introduce Andy Dick, please welcome. Nandy, Dick, please welcome, nothing.

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And I got out of staff, like, that was amazing. I'm like, I'm a cold-blooded killer. So, Saturday night, I go to the problem, I love the improv, it's a great club. It's a great club. I'm not going to get into that, man. It's just, when you do comedy, you can't use the rules of road comedy clubs in Los Angeles. You can't do it. You can't sit there and expect the comedians who go up in town five, six, seven times to promote and pack a room on their six show that week. It's just not possible.

You have to aggressively attack. You know who does that? Better than anybody, the comedy store. The comedy store packs it because they're in your face always pushing tickets. And if they know it's going to be slow, they'll pay for the room, but they'll try to sell a ticket. That's why the store, you know, and to be honest with you, I feel really bad for the two other clubs in town, only because it's just like every comedy, the thrown. It's just like every comedy, the thozy, thoomk, thoomk, thoom, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, they's, their, their, their, their, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, and tho, thi, and thi, thi, and thi, thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, thi, thi, thi..a, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. and they.a, improv is wonderful. It's a wonderful comedy club.

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This is a motivational thing. I like to do these. Once you believe you are something, you actually embody it, you embody that feeling. If you were, God forbid, in a coma, and you woke up, and you didn't really have a memory, and you were told that you used to be a Navy seal, and they want you back now when you're healthy, do you think you'd act differently and hold yourself differently, conduct yourself different, and have a different self-concept of who you are, than if you were told you were a piano instructor.

Being successful in life is all about having the proper belief system in who you are, truly believing that you are something unique, that you were something special in that field. If you truly believe inside of you, that you are one of the best actors in the world, you will be entirely different than if you're like, I hope I'm good. Your expressions will be totally different, your tone of voice.

You'll talk in a more convincing fashion. You'll use your natural voice instead of a scripting one. You'll be more emphatic, you'll be more real, more relatable. Our brain is like a serpent. And so if you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, if if if if th, if if th, if th, if th, if th, if we th we thi, if we thi, if we thi, if we thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, if thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi, thi, you'll be more real, more relatable. Our brain is like a circuit, and so if we introduce it with the proper wiring, you're going to go straight to your target. If you're unsure about who you are, then your dreams, your goals, they will never become a reality. Everyone has mental doubts in life, internal conflicts. Even the most successful people that you look up to.

But they don't live there. It's how you handle those negative thoughts in that exact moment and overwhelm them with positive action. And that comes with this utmost confidence in yourself that you can handle the situation. Trust in yourself that you are handle the situation. Trust in yourself that you are better than the moment. The greats think differently. The greats see differently, right? The greats have a different

worldview. The great, they approach the game in a totally different way. So I need you to do me a huge favor. I need you to think about what you're thinking about when your effort is low. Because if you can get this, if you can get this, you can get any success you want in life. You can have anything you want in life. If you can get this. The next time you give a low effort, right, you give it 70%, or 50%, or 50%, or 50%, or 50%, or 50%, th, to 50%, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the thi, the the thi, thi, thi, the the thi, the the thi, the the thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to thi, thi, to thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the th, the th, thi, the thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thii., thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, low effort, right, you give it 70% or 50% or 30% I want you to think about what you're thinking about when your effort is low.

If your effort is low, you're probably not thinking about the obligation. You're probably thinking about the obligation. And when you think about ET how you stay pumped up, ET's how you stay on fire, ET, how you always driven, even in the midst of trials and triblations, even in the midst of your haters, when people try to break you and tear you down, ET, how you stay strong. I keep thinking about the opportunity. Every single day I'm thinking about the opportunity and Every single day I'm thinking about the opportunity and I'm not looking at this thing as an obligation. I'm not looking at this thing as something that I have to do

or that I'm forced to do, right? Something that somebody's making to do. Every time I wake up, I'm thinking, I'm alive, baby. This is an opportunity. never had before. If you want to do what you've never done before, if you want to be what you've never been before, change your mentality. And I want you to see that effort goes up. When you look at it as, I got an opportunity of a lifetime. But you should be excited about the the