Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Twisted With Sam Tripoli EP14: I've Got My Eye On You!

Episode Date: August 24, 2015

Sam is back and ranting and raving and discusses: 1. His hatred of Jazz 2. Bill Burr on Conan 3. Click Baiting 4. Why everyone should have to work at Denny's for a year. 5. 1985 to 1995 music 6. Corporations ruined everything. 7. Jared from Subway 8. Arnold Schwarzenegger 6 Rules of Success 9. His love of the band The Yeghikian All of this and more on the latest episode of Twisted!

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Really excited. We got a great, great, great, great episode before. You got a lot to talk about. Decide to put this out. I instantly regretted it at 8.30 this morning. It was like, I can't believe I got up this early. But I did. I'm proud to announce that I don't need to go see the movie The Transporter because I got from the Hollywood Bowl over to the studio, the studio, the studio, to the studio, to to to the to the to the the to the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and I'm, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm thi, thi, thi, thi.eoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomomorrow, and thi, and thi, thi, and the transporter because I got from the Hollywood Bowl over to the studio just let Aaron know in 10 minutes. That is some psycho-driving. The amount of

laws I had to break to get here on time to do this show because I'm dedicated to rocking is just to let you know like I care. I'm willing to, I'm willing to put up a couple points on my driver's license to get here so I could rock hard. Have everybody. Thank you guys for listening. I appreciate everything. I appreciate you guys all tweeting me on Twitter at Sam Tripoli.

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How can I just get people just a like? Just like me. I just think there's a part of me, like with the exception of maybe like my really big comic friends. I think most people are just lying. And they all just have bots who like. Like I would love to get a bot. I would love to put a bot on my thing and just have it like everything like eating a hot dog live in life

Hashtag winning 400 likes Nobody does that stuff. I just want to say thank you guys for everything. Thank you guys for the for supporting the podcast. I got a lot of stuff I want to do with this feed. I was wondering on Aaron. What do you think about if I started putting podcasts that I really like on my feed? You don't think it's a good idea? What do you mean? Like, no, no, no, no, not like jacking people's stuff. Here, you got talking the microphone because it sounds like. He's saying he thinks it's illegal. I'm saying I find podcasts I like and go, hey, I want you on my feed. Oh, yeah, yeah, you, you, you, you you, you can th you can th, you can, you can, you th, you th, you can, you th, you th, you th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th thi. I thi. I don't thi. I don't thi. I don't thi. I don't th thi. I thi thin thin thin thin thin thin thin. I don't thin. I don't thin. I don't thin. I don't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't th th. I don't th thi. I don't thin. I don't thin. I don't thin. I don't thin. I don't the the thin. I don't thin. I don't thin. I don't thin. I don't thin. I don't thin. I'm saying I find podcasts I like and go, hey, I want you on my feet.

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for in the next two weeks. Then, guys, I'm very excited. I'm going to be back on Phoenix the second week of September. I'm at the stand of Scottsdale club. You've. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th the stand-up Scottsdale Club. You saw it on Bar Rescue, with a friend Howard Hughes and Brandy Beavers, their comedy club. I'm gonna be headlying out there. It's good to get back to Phoenix. I don't get to play it enough. Phoenix is great because it's nothing but eight balls and waitresses at sports spars that will fuck that's that's pretty much Phoenix, Arizona There's something about the heat out there the schish kebabs and brains and they totally put out You know so something to think about even though I'm not I Be I'm in a relationship honestly and then second is that you know I'm at an age where even if I wasn't in relationship. It's like I could either? I'm thr and go to sleep or get late. Either one is a big win for me. I made it

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Had a great week man I did a lot of great shows Lately I've been doing a lot great shows I did a show recently at the ice house It was called the uncensored comedy show Because apparently dirty comedies in now I like to think I had a little something to do with that because that's my ego and my narcissism tell me tell me me me me me me me me me me me. that. that. that's my ego and my narcissism tell me, tell me that I'm the reason everybody likes dirty comedy now,

which is totally not true, but I like to think that anyways. So I get hired by the Ice House, which is one of my favorite clubs to play. It's in Pasadena, it's an old school comedy club. One of the originals, back in the day. It used to be an all white club, then it became an all Mexican club, then Red Band came in there, kind of changed it with Desquad, so now it's kind of a mixture of everything. And it's a really great club, it's a lot of fun. Jan Smith, the owner's very nice for me, always gives me spots, books me on this gig, and I play the, uh, and I'm doing an uncensored comedy show, which I'm very excited. I'm co-headlaring with a guy named DJ Koo She's a very funny comic. There's a bunch of really great Justine

Marinos on the show a lot of fun I get there I find out the show after me is Joe Rogan show. So I'm doing uncensored first Joe Rogge's doing something people who enjoy comedy and laughter all go to Joe Rogan's podcast a good go to Joe Rogan show. He sells out rightfully so. So I get left with the scraps of unfunny humanity. All the people who take everything literal, let me just say the entire 40 people there look like every teacher's assistant you ever seen in your life.

You know, just very sensitive, worried about the children. Everybody looks like they can't stop watching CNN. That's my new thing. My girlfriend and I are having problems right now because she won't stop watching CNN. She's addicted to CNN. It's driving me crazy. Have I talked about this before? No, okay. So I, like, every time I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, I, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, I, worried, worried, worried, worried, I, worried, I, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, worried, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Have I talked about this before? No, okay. So I like every time I I begged my girlfriend

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this is not the show for you. This might be a good time to take a smoke break why I power rock this next 15 minutes. Don't take it literal. Yeah, so that's story. So I did that. Then I had a great time. I don't get to go out to see a lot of live shows. Aaron, do you go a lot of live shows? Comedy or music?

Music? Uh, some. Do you ever go to your friends? Do you ever get invited by your friends to go see the time. In general, how is the experience without naming names? It's pretty good. It's, are the bands mostly good? You go see, let's be honest. Um, no, that's a no. And it's a crap shoot. Yeah, yeah. And you're just hoping that God your buddy's band actually practices. Oh, the first time, yeah, for sure. You're like, oh, please let me know that you guys have rehearsed these songs and you're not th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that thi that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's pretty th. It's pretty thr thr thr thr thr-a thr-a thr-a thr-a thr-a thr-a thr-a thr-a thi. It's pretty th. It's, the first time, yeah, for sure. You're like, oh, please let me know that you guys have rehearsed these songs and you're not just going up there fucking off. Well, it's the same with my friends doing comedy.

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we'd love to not see you. Come see us at Jazz Night. I know this is blasphemy in America to rip on jazz because we invented it. It is the worst form of music I've ever heard in my life. I am taught, it is the schizophrenia of music because it sounds like everyone's playing their own song. Yeah. Do you got, we're going to play a little song called Mississippi Blues and, well I'm going to play that. T-boat over here is gonna play jazz rocks and uh Tom boy over there is gonna play come home to me mama and it's like 90 different songs going on and everyone's sitting around acting like they're enjoying it and they're not you know what it is it's just white noise where you can talk to everybody

and act like your fucking culture. It is. It is the biggest, it is the Emperor's new clothes of fucking music. I don't care. I hope you guys hate it. I hope you hate what I'm, that take on it. I don't care. I've never enjoyed myself at a jazz night. I agree 100%. Never. I gave it too many tries to ever do it again. You will not get me into a jazz night. I went and saw Prince at the forum. Yeah. And he the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm their their their tria. I'm their their their's their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tries to ever do it again. You will not get me into a jazz night. I went and saw Prince at the forum and he had Esmeral de Spalding. She's a jazz bass player center. It's like what? Why? Yeah because everyone's like jazz man it's America. It's so cool. It's culture. No. Jazz is the classic, what Bach is the white people, jazz is the black people. Right? It's like there it's a form of culture. It shows you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you the the the their their their their the white people, jazz is the black people. Right? It's like, it's a form of culture. It shows you you're enlightened if you like jazz. You know what? Go fuck yourself. It's horrible. I'd rather listen to techno music. What's called? EDM. I'd rather listen to EDM. Not Amali. Like the only guy in the room, not Amali, I'd rather listen to

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Going to kill you, gonna rape your behind. That was my slam poetry from Edibet. Whatever that guy is. Okay. All right. All right. Yeah. So I go see my friend, Iggy.

They call the Geekian. It's obviously an Armenian thing. I'm big on a, of course I'm Armenian. It's at the Trubidor, which is the one, the one, which is the one, which is the one, which is the one, which is the one, which is the one, which is the one, which is the one, which is the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, I sat the Trubidor, which is the one rock club that I've not been banned from at some point in my performing career. Like I played the whiskey and everyone's like, this is the club Jim Morrison got banned from. I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna fucking get banned too.

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at the Troubidor, it's one of the only clubs I haven't performed out, which I really want to do. And my buddy's geeking, and it rocked. They were, it was so cool to go see a friend's show that actually shredded like and not just had a not not not where they oh my buddy's band's good it's like this band could be humongous do you remember Queens right from way back in the day they were like they were the first kind of band that they decided to do like a theatrical theme where they kind of had videos going in the back which by the way Dana Marshall my girlfriend her her director that she worked for he shot the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the, which by the way, Dana Marshall, my girlfriend, her director that she works for, he shot all the films.

Fun fact for you, and well they did that for this, so it's just me and about 150 Armos just shredding out the metal, right? And here's the thing about metal, white women have completely abandoned metal. White chicks hate metal. God bless thick ethnic bitches, okay? If there wasn't thick ethnic women, no one would listen to metal. It would just be dudes and black shirts, headbanging, like it would be like a bad world of warcraft. Do you know what I'm saying? It was like dungeons and dragons with guitars. That's what that would be. Thank God for thick ethnic bitches. Mexican girls, Armenian girls, and there were black women there. Thank you ladies for getting the power of rock.

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You're like, that girl fucks like a four by four. Like, it's like, I felt like you'd be making love to wood. Like a wood, a wood blow up doll. Getting slivers in your dick and shit like that? That was really rude. But anyways, I went and saw my friends band. It was awesome and inspired me to really, I kind of watch them.

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I mean, my God. And I'm happy for the comedy store selling out, because now they won't knock it down and turn to some EDM fucking building.techno fucking building Right? So it was a good weekend. It was a lot of fun. I took too much time on that lots to get into I Want to get into something really quick? Did you see this Bill Burr thing? Did you see the Bill Burr on Conan? All right, so here we go.

I love Bill Burr. I think he's one of the funniest guys working today. You want to, the best time to watch Bill Burr is not when he's in front of a pack crowd. It's when Bill Burr is learning, is working new material. That as a comedian, is one of my favorite things to watch. Because that guy is not afraid to go up there and just like flat line a row. He does not care about your reaction to his new... I mean obviously he wants you to laugh, but he's more doing it I feel like and this is just me watching doing comedy for a while. I feel like he's doing it more for

himself because he knows what's funny, what's not funny so he's like he's just doing it to hear himself work it out. And so it like, the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. I I I I I I I's th. th. th. th. th. I I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. He's th. I, th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th th thi. I's thi. to thi. to thi. th to to th th th th th th th th th thii th th thi thi. thi. thi. thi. just doing it to hear himself work it out. And so it's like if you can never watch Bill Burr on like an off night, go up somewhere and just do new shit. As a young comic, I couldn't, I could not recommend that more. So obviously Bill Burr being one of the best comics working today, he goes, he goes on Conan every once well and does kind of rants. Conan will throw out whatever topics are he get Conan the topics in which he wants to discuss and then he has his take on it. So apparently there's been a firestorm

air quotes on the his in his take of Caitlin and Bruce Jenner. And I just want to play it, because apparently there was a lot of outrage over this what's being said. So if we could listen to this real quick and then I'll give you my hot take on this. That's what killed me when Bruce became Caitlin. That was like a national news story, like, at a ridiculous level.

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He should have given us a chance to say goodbye. I love, you know, I watched him on the Olympics. I watched him on chips. I watched him on that horrible show, my wife watched where he just walks around in the background. And then it was like, nobody listened to him. It was just, it. It. It. It was, it. It was just, it. It was just, it. It was just, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it was just just just just just just just just just just just just, it was just just just just, it was just just just just just just just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just just, it was just, it was just, it, it, it, it, he just, he just, he to me, he to me, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just, it was just just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it wasthe background. And then it was just like, nobody listened to him. It was just, it was so sad. And then, I don't know, I don't know where. It's just, he just solves it.

And then you couldn't react, you can't, on any level, you know, what the F, on any level, you couldn't say that. you automatically homophobic. Yeah, I didn't hear your inner thoughts. I didn't know what you were doing. All of a sudden you're supposed to. Dude you shave your beard off people like, oh my God, that's your chin? Wow. This guy walked out of a dude came back and you're just, oh yes, anyways.

Oh yes, anyways. Caitlin, I think the bubbles creating again. I was just... And God bless them. God bless her. Sorry, they really freak out about the pronouns too. You say God bless him and they're like, her! Yeah.

Sorry. You can see Bill's show. Does anybody remember laughter at Madison Square Garden is part of the New York Comedy Festival on November 14th for tickets to all of Bill's tour dates. Visit Bill Burr.com. I love talking to this gentleman right here. I never know what he's going to say.

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click baiting right so they take this hilarious take that has a little edge to it and now they put it out there but but what you do is you create an atmosphere in which now people start people feel it's okay to get outraged about nothing there's nothing this is a great take on it he's got a great take on it. He's got a great take on Caitlin Jenner, Joe Rogan's got a great take on Caitlin Jenner, and Joey Diaz has a great take on Caitlin Jenner.

But if you go through and you read some of these comments of these people, see here's a thing. And Saturday Night Live has been doing this a lot. Do something that is acceptable taboo. Kind of acceptable. Not too far, you don't drop an N-bomb, you don't drop an F-bomb when it comes to gay people. You kind of walk this line where it could be a little crazy.

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were always at like anti-racism rallies, and then they followed them around and they had zero black friends. And like, they would follow, and like, and then they were like a black person went in their house and they freaked the fuck out. You know what I'm saying? It's, it's just, it's ridiculous. That's a great take by a comic mastermind. And they get, I love, I listen, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. th. th. thi, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thmind. And I love listening to white women just complain about shit. It's so fucking funny.

Listen, I just have this thing. First of all, the thing about Caitlin Jenner is, didn't she give a big speech about how we can make jokes about her? Does she can handle it and she can have fun with it? I mean, the laws of physics say, for every action, there is a reaction. It's not possible to do something so high profile and then not have a reaction to it. You were Bruce Jenner yesterday. Today you are Caitlin Jenner, and we're supposed to be like just roll with it? I mean, it's just, listen dude, I'm fine with anybody dressing up however the fuck they want to.

I don't know, have I talked about this before? I probably have, and listen, if I ever repeat shit, just understand I did a lot of drugs back of the day. I'm fucking, I'm fucking talking about what the trans people to dress up.... I. I. th. I. I. I. th. I. I. I. I. I, th. th. I, th. th. I, th. th. th. I'm, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi, th's just, th's just, th's just, thi, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm fine, I'm just fucking gonna talk about whatever comes in my fucking skull. Dude, I don't know why we only allow trans people to dress up. Every day should be Halloween. Why do we pick only one day to dress up? We should be able to dress up every day we want and get candy, free candy all the time from strangers. That's my fucking take on it. I don't know why.

We're just want people to, men to dress like women, women to dress like men. Why not? Everybody dressed like everybody. You get to dress, hey, Aaron's dressed up like a St. Louis baseball player today. He's in his 30s. He's dressing up like a baseball player. It's a little creepy, but you know, it's Aaron, and wants to be a pro baseball player. And so we got respect to respect to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be a pro baseball player, and so we got respect to his dreams and wishes. You know, you want to dress up like a princess, go to work at fucking footlocker, dressed like a fucking princess. I'm fine with that. I'm trans athletic.

You're trans athletic. Aaron, you're so trans athletic. It's just ridiculous. I'm for dressing up however you want to, but you can't control how people are going to react to it. I at no point to Bill Berg call him a freak, so they shouldn't do any of that stuff. And I'm really, really, really, see, I, listen man, I am so, I'm, first of all, the only thing I have to ask is, the only question I have about Caitlin Jenner is going to try to fuck her. The only question I have about Caitlin Jenner is, what rapper is gonna try to fuck her?

Because there's one thing we know that Sure Life, death, taxes, and black guys love Kardashians. Those are the three constants in the fucking universe. There's something about Kardashian ass that just black guys cannot resist. And it's gonna be a matter of time before someone tries to... Kardashian ass that just black guys cannot resist. And it's gonna be a matter of time before someone tries to go balls deep on Caitlin Jenner. And here are the nominees. Here we go.

The nominees are DMX, Biz Marquis, and Cullio. The Dark Horse's Flavor Flame. Those four are you, I'll take those four versus the field. Right? If I had to say those four guys, those four rappers versus the field, who is gonna fuck Caitlin Jenner? And you know, I'm going Coolea. He lives in Los Angeles. He's somewhat respectable. He's saying, come along and ride on the fantasy at a Clippers game. I mean, he's somewhat still in the mix.

Could use a big bump. Caitlin Jenner and's somewhat still in the mix. Could you use a big bump. Caitlin Jenner and Cullio on the E Channel. Just trying to make it work. Just two lovers. Trying to make it work. That's my thing. All right, so that's my hot take on that shit. Listen, there was a really good, uh, you know, real quick about, and one more thing about this whole, this whole thing about Caitlin Jenner and Bill Burr, some guy on Facebook which was really interesting, I wanted to, I wanted to talk about this, this guy went on, this guy, this guy on Facebook went and, no, that's not what I want to talk about. Where the fuck is this? Oh, here it is, here it is. Okay, so this guy on Facebook, sorry about that weird moment.

Narcchio-O-T is his last name, obviously, not from an English-speaking country. No, I don't know. This guy goes on my friend Christine Levine's feed, because she asked this, what's the outrage about this, this, this, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, and that, and that, thi, that, that, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, th, and, and, and, and, and, and, th.... thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, this what's the outrage about this and he did something really interesting. He went through Twitter right and he just put in Bill Berg, Caitlin Jenner to see what was about and he goes, I'm gonna read his post he goes by the way I did Twitter research of Bill Burk Caitlin and what you'll find is 99% is just magazines and blogs writing,

Did he go too far? Which goes back to my whole thing, which is, everyone, and this is going to sound really controversial, not controversial, but crazy. People always say, where's too sensitive? I don't agree with that. I just think that the media and the blogs, they just retweet each other,

shit, all over, like, everyone's over here on the blogs, they just retweet each other, shit. All over, like, everyone's over here on the right, the blogs and the media are all over here on the left, and it's just some vicious circle where they just keep going around and around and around and they're retweeting their thing, oh, is this angry? Is that angry? Did Time magazine say that? Did sexy Feminist. Did uh, uh, sexy feminist.com say that and they just keep, it just keeps going back.

But it seems like it's the most important thing because it's all you see on television and a Huffington post and all that stuff, when in reality, nobody gives a fuck. People just want to make a buck, have a beer, and get their dick wet. That's all they want. After that, they don't give a shit. Nobody cares. But there's a really good article on on the Atlantic.com. It's about are we coddling children? And how they're talking about how professors in college is getting really nervous that these kids are so neo-Nazi liberal now. They're so overly sensitive and they take everything personal and that we're protecting them from words. You know, because somebody brought some, there was this doctor on a Bill Mahern and he was

talking about how she was talking about how kids today don't have a war. There's no Vietnam for them to rage against. So now what their rage is political correctness which is anything they don't like. These kids they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they they they they they they they they don't they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. thi. thate. they thate. they they they they're th. they're they're th. they're they're they they're they th. th. they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're th. th. they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. they're th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the are tho thoeeeeeeee. thoeee. thee are thoee. they're they're the. the. they're the. the against. So now what their rage is political correctness, which is anything they don't like. These kids, they don't know anything. They don't know what to get angry at, so this is all they have. So MTV, have you ever tried to watch MTV's like PSAs? They're unbearable. They're um, they ran a PSA one time. They were such, it's just, you grow up and be a giant twot. That's what should be the name of the PSA. Get overly sensitive about anything that might infer somebody having prejudice. Not even saying it, maybe a thought of saying it.

It's like, do you want to be a twot when you grow up? And that's basically what this article is, if you want to put the cod- is, it's, if you want to put the, if you want Google and read it's really good. It's called the Codling of America and it's basically by George, oh I'm not even going to say the name, but they go in about how these kids, they're just overly sensitive and they, and Jerry Seinfeld kind of got into about how his daughter doesn't know really what thrown is. I'm saying this, if you're in college, I don't want to hear what your thoughts are on racism and sexism. Because you haven't experienced yet. I've been through college. I thought college is going to be life. No, college is the golden years of your life. Where all you're doing is fucking and drinking and occasionally you have to do some multiple choice tests. this this this this this this this. this. this. this. If this. If th th th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If thi, if you're thi, if you're thi, if you're thi, if you're thi, if you're thi thi, if you're thi, if you're thi, if you're thi, if you're thi, if you're thi, if you're thi, if you're th. If th. If th, if you're th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If you're th. If you're th. If you're thi, if you're the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi's their their thiii where all you're doing is fucking and drinking,

and occasionally you have to do some multiple choice tests where the answer is pretty obvious and you get a B and you get through life and you'll never use anything you learned in college in real life. You just get a degree that says you were a sucker. I went to college. I banged the chicks. That's all it says is I fuck these people who went to this college at this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioliolioli.ccoccocoiolioliolioli.c.c.c.c. I tc.c. tc. tc. tc. tc. tc. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tc. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tc. t. tc. tc. tc. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. to college. I banged the chicks. That's all says is I fuck these people who went to this college at this time. I have a, you know what I want to do? I want to do what Israel does where they make everybody join the military but not join the military. I want to make it so everybody in this country has to work the graveyard shift at Denny's for one fucking year. Everybody. I don't want to hear your views on comedy. If if if if if if if if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I've their, I their, I've their, I've their, I've their, I've their, I've their, I have their, I have their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thooooooooooo, fc. the. thea, thoooooooooo, the, thi, th Everybody, I don't want to hear your views on comedy if you haven't worked a shit-ass job in your life. You have to work one year doing the graveyard shift at Denny's and you can experience

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then you should not be telling me about what I can and cannot say on fucking stage. I'm sorry I was yelling dude, it was really rude. But I'm just, I'm so tired of children who've lived no life. And you know who I blame it all on? These goddam marketers. These fucking, I'm gonna get into that too. I'm gonna get into that. So that was that that that that that that that that that was that that was that was that that was that was that that was that that was that that was that that was that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that I that I that I that that I that that that that that that I that that that that I that that that that that that that that that that that that. You that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that that was that was that that that that that that that that that that you you that that that that that that that too. I'm gonna get into that So that was my rant on that. I don't want to hear from you if you're a fucking 20 year old white girl

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Okay, that's perfect. This is all working out good. I have a couple things I want to get into and then we're gonna all go home. I wanna talk about the 19, like 85 to about 95 music. And how I think that decade could bang with anybody in terms of music. And the reason I'm bringing up is because, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, okay, that, that, that, that, that, okay, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, tho, tho, th. terms of music and the reason I'm bringing up is because obviously straight out Compton just came out NWA which I loved back in the day I used to love that shit I only knew like one family of black people the Handies they were the nice people Ursula

Candy I forget what her name was she was so hot she had the biggest black tits I've ever seen. The first time I like I like I grew up I grew up. I the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that I just just just just just just just th. I that I that I just that I just that I just that I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi theeeee. I th. I th was so hot. She had the biggest black tits I've ever seen. The first time, I grew up listening to Motown, my dad, I love rap and hip hop early. I loved black women very early. I remember watching Good Times and the sister on there with the fattest chocolate rack I've ever seen. I fucking, I duke, I instantly knew when I was young that I wanted black tits. I just knew that. I just, I just, big, fat, junk. Fat, black junk. I fucking love it. I've always loved it. NWA was great. I think they were good. I have my own personal opinions on the effect they had on society, and I don't think it's all positive. I think it ushered in a gangbang mentality that glorified they glorified they glorified glorified glorified th glorified th glorified th glorified th. I glorified th. I glorified that glorified that I th. I that th. I th. I that th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi thi. I that-a th. I th. I th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I thi th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that I that I that I that I that I that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I was that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that society and I don't think it's all positive. I think it ushered in a gangbang mentality that glorified and I thought that was done systematically for privatized prisons.

That's a whole nother story. I don't want to get into it. But I love it. I love it. My generation of what I consider my music because I was about 12 when all that stuff started going down, okay? And I was first discovering music and this is what I'm really excited about. I got into, I bought my first ever tapes. Guess what they were? Guns and Rose's Appetite for Destruction. That was my first introduction to music.

And LA guns just because they had guns in it. And I thought, hey, if I'm getting guns and roses, I should get Ellie. Man, and now I heard the rumors that Slash and Axel Rose are getting together, which could mean a reunion. And I'm sorry, that could be the greatest thing I've ever fucking heard in a long time. I mean, the thought of them getting back th th. And thgunne thgunne thin thin thin thin thin, thin, thin, thin, the, just the, just the, just the, just the, just the the the the, be the greatest thing I've ever fucking heard in a long time? I mean, the thought of them getting back together and everyone's like, money grab! It's just a money grab. You know what? Here's my $100. I'm gonna, give me two tickets. $200. Please take my money. If I can see Appetite for Destruction Live. Because, uh, Dana did Velvet Revolvers video back in the day and so she was friends with the manager of Velvet Revolver. Fun story about Dana Marshall, my girlfriend is in the book. She is the one who told, because she was like

interning at the time, that they should put guns and roses concert on television on MTV. She was told, they'll do it, if it bombs, she's fired. So she fought to get guns and roses on television. So she goes and sees Velvet Revolver that had the lead singer of, what's, what's??????.?.. to? to? S. A. A. A. A. to? S. to? S. to? S. to? S. to? S. to? S. to? to? to? to? to. to. to? to? to? to. to? to. the. to. to. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. Revolver that had the lead singer of a... What's... Stone tell pilot? Stone tel... Scott Wyland. Scott Wyland.

Dude, it is the greatest concert I've ever seen live, because it was at the whiskey. And it, which... It's a small play. 300 people to see, basically, guns and roses with the lead singer Stone Temple Pilot. And they shred it, and they started doing all all, what, what, what, what, what, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, what their, what their, what their, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their with the lead singer Stone Temple pilot. And they shredded and they started doing all the Guns and Roses song and I was like, oh my God, this is the greatest thing I've ever heard. So if they got together, you know how dumb you have to be not to get together? Guns and Roses literally never has to write another song ever. And they can just play appetite for destruction for the rest rest their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their play appetite for destruction for the rest

of their life. The rest of life they could literally play this one hour album twice in one concert. They're like hey man we got done you want to hear it again here we go one more time second first same as the first and then they just do the help the whole appetite for destructionthen they just do the help, the whole appetite for destruction again. They will sell out stadiums doing this tour. Easily, how many billions of dollars would they make do it a world tour for about three years?

And just sing, and the deal has to be, I don't talk to you, you don't talk to me. We never have to talk. You just do your part of the song, I'll do my song, we'll do the closest thing to jazz we could do, we'll try to play the same song at the same time, and we'll just fucking go. And we're going to make fucking stacks on stacks. I would, dude, I would have to go see that concert a couple times. That band was so good. So good. I'm sorry, but that decade, that decade from 85 to 95 is the greatest time of music.

Because it was this weird thing where all these different genres were really starting to click. Rock and Roll was still big, hadn't died off yet. Grunge was just coming out. Pearl Jam, Nirvana, which I got to see Pearl Jam and Sound Garden on acid at Lala Paloza where they had Ice Cube and the last band was Red Hot Chili Peppers, dropping acid, watching flames coming out there. Dude, living life like a champion. I'm just like, I'm a golden god! I thought that was going to be life forever.

So that was a great time. All that musical now. Now you're like, when did it go bad? And I can tell you the exact moment. I remember as a kid realizing something bad, it just happened in 95, around 95, I want to say. I think people are going to Google this. I don't know the exact time this happened, but it all went to shit when Britney Spears appeared on Rolling Stone magazine. I'm telling you right now, people think I'm crazy, but that was the moment in which corporations took over music. And I was just in Vegas. Did I tell you, did you see, do you follow me on Instagram? I'm not on Instagram. You mother fucker. Twitter? Have you seen it?

Are you on Twitter? Are you on Twitter? Yeah, yeah. Do you see I got like a $25 penthouse at the flamingo, thanks to hotels tonight? A 25, dude, we go in, we drive in, we go to a, we go to the front desk. It's, we're at the Flamingo, which is the best hotel. It's like midnight, the lines out the door to the front desk. We go there, I got it for $25, but Vegas, and this is why I hate Vegas, corporations have you seen this, have you seen this, a resort fee? thrown. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thrown, thrown, thrown, throwne, throwne, throwne, throwne, throwne, their, the, their their the double your almost double your price. It's $28

resort fee. So you think you're getting this good deal and it's not $28. But I got this basically this hotel room for $25. So she gives us a room, we go up, we're going past single door, come up to our room, 101, double doors. We're like, what the fuck? We open it, ah! Giant Pablo Escobar pet house at the Flamingo for $25. Wow. Right? You don't see that anymore. Because music is like Vegas. It was better when the mob ran it.

Right? Corporations, they nickel and dime you for thin. It was three dollars. They're like, you forever. Like I went and got a slice of pizza. It was $3. They're like, you want a Coke? I'm like, yeah, guess how much Coke was? $3. Wow. That's how they get you.

They get you with the super deal, and then they nail you with stupid, over price. So this is, that's what happened on the music. Right? And they started forcing on you what you, marketers, marketers have ruined everything. They've ruined everything. They basically said, guys don't matter, everything's women and children. All entertainment now is geared towards women or children. And women love it and I'm fine with that. I get it.

I would love it too if it was geared towards me. But it's all women and children. They've ruined it. It just suck. I hate marketers. When everyone, anyone comes up to me and it's like, ah, I like, hey, this is my friend, she's going to college, what you go in college for? Marketers. I literally walk off. I in disgust. Because it's a whole, it's just completely manipulated the country. See, the problem is, like people look at television and and they think that that is what is, that's, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. thi. thr, threat, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, that, to, to, to, to, thin, thin, thin, thi.e.e.e.e. thi, thi, thi and they think that that is what is that's the truth out there but they don't realize that in television every word being said there is being bought and sold by marketing by corporations. So it's not

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And then all now my favorite thing you're like all these like corporate spokespeople are scumbags like Jared from Subway, which I knew something was up you look in those eyes. Nobody's that perfect and Bill Cosby?, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus, thus, thus, thus, thi thi thi tho, and everyone's tho, and everyone's tho, and everyone thus, and everyone thus, and thus, and thus, and thus, and thus thus, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus, and everyone thi thi thi thi the the the an thea' that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi You look in those eyes, nobody's that perfect. And Bill Cosby? My favorite thing about Bill Cosby, Bill Cosby is the black people, what George Bush is the white people. And that some people refuse to admit their assholes. Have you ever met that? Like, there are black people out there that don't think Bill Cosby is a rapist and they refuse to accept it. Just like there's white people out there, they actually think George Bush was a good president

and was good for the country. You're in denial, you're supporting an asshole. But I love this, this is my favorite thing. I was talking about this on state. It's just like these corporate, like these pitchmen for these commercials, they're all scumbags. Tiger Woods, right, for Nike, raw-dog and waffle house waitresses, right? Bill Cosby, raping bitches, spokesman for Jello. Jared from Subway, right? Which makes you wonder what the Burger King's up to. Where's the fucking bodies, Burger King? You shady BK guy. Or how about flow from Progressive and that weird rodeo clown makeup? What do you blow in the interns in the back? She looks like she pops pills. Anybody else got that

feeling? She's a pill popper, like she's in Florida with eight scripts from eight different doctors, just popping Vikings, Vicodins all over the place? Ah? Nobody's with all over the place? Ah, nobody's with me on that one? Carl's, how about Jack in the box? What's going on behind the mask? Why do I feel when you're at home? Naked hiding your dick between your legs, running around, yelling, I'd fuck me in the mirror.

Or how about the Doseckey's guy? The most interesting man in the world, I think we gotta do an intervention on this mother fucker. Every time I see him, he's like, I don't drink beer often, bullshit. Every time I see ya, you got a bottle of Mexican piss in your hand. And what's with the hookers? Every time you see this guy, he's got hookers. Oh, they're the your friends. They like your story. Old man. Old man. I know hookers when they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their. T their. T. T. T. T. T. T. They's like their. Thea. Thea. T. I their. I their. I don't their their their their their. I their. I don't their. I don't like. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. when I see hookers. I don't know how you're affording four at a time. Does Groupon have prostitution? Wouldn't that grave you get a like a four pack of snatch? I'm on to you! So that was my story. Okay, we're wrapping up. Whoa. We're wrapping up.

We got about 10 minutes. I'm going to do two things and we'll close it out. I, um, like a lot of times, I don't know about you guys, but some, I'm really hard on myself. I beat myself up a lot and I, uh, you know, and I'm kind of, somewhat of a cliche, because sometimes I like to, you know, just go on the internet and look for like shit to kind of motivate me to get going. And I was looking this up the other day and I don't know about you, but I'm always trying to like find ways to inspire me to work harder.

What are the answers to my problems in life? I, you know, I'm really, I have a lot of stumbling blocks in front of me and sometimes it trips trips trips to to the trips to the to to the to the th.. I trips. I th. I's th. I's trips. I's trips. I'm try to to to to to to to to to to, I'm to, I'm the the to, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'mto lift myself up. I gotta keep going. I'm constantly at war with my head. I'm always at war with my head and I'm always overthinking everything and why the simple people out there seem to get everything they just kind of go through life enjoying now. I'm constantly overthinking everything to the point I handicap and and crippled myself because I can't stop thinking and that's a big problem why I turn to drugs, you know, I turn to drugs and turn off the voice in my head, the constant overanalyzing of my life every moment of every waking moment of my life and I'm like I'm kind of over it. Sorry about that we had this great rant and I just went to shit.

But my point is like I try to go on the internet and try to find things that I that inspire me. So one day I'm looking up motivational things and up comes this thing Arnold Swartz and Ayrnagher's motivation and it's the six rules of success, a speech he gave. And I think it's fucking amazing. And I want to play it for you, and then we'll talk about real quick. It's a four-minute video. Is that can be weird? I think we should play it. So here we go. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger's motivations.

Six rules of success. I hope you enjoy this because I was listening. I'm like, this is amazing. So here it is. Now of course, people ask me all the time. They say to me, what is the secret of success? The first rule is, trust yourself. But what is most important is that you have to dig deep down, dig deep down and ask yourselves who do you want to be? Not what but who. And I'm talking about not what your parents and teachers want you to be, but you.

I'm talking about figuring out for yourselves what makes you happy, no matter how crazy it may sound to the people. So rule number one is of course trust yourself no matter how and what anyone else thinks. And of course rule number two is break the rules. We have so many rules in life about everything. I say break the rules, not the law, but break the rules. It is impossible to be a maverick or a true original if you're too well behaved and not want to break the rules. You have to think outside the box, that's what I believe after all.

What is the point of being on this earth if all you want to do is be liked to everyone and avoid trouble? The only way that I ever got any place was the breaking some of the rules. Which of course brings me to rule number three. Don't be afraid to fail. Anything I've ever attempted, I was always willing to fail. You can't always win, but don't be afraid of making decisions. You can't be paralyzed by fear or failure, or you would never push yourself. You keep pushing because you believe in yourself and in your vision.

And you know that it's the right thing to do, and success will come. So don't be afraid to fail. Which brings me to rule number four, which is don't listen to the naysayers. I mean, how many times have you heard that, and't do this and you can't do that and it has never been done before. As a matter of fact I love it when someone says that never no one has ever done this before because then when I do it that means that I'm the first one that has done it. So pay no attention to and said, yes you can. That brings me to rule number five, which is the most important rule of world, of all, work

your butt off. Now, if I always believe leaving no stone unturned, Mohammed Ali, one of my great heroes, had a great line in the 70s when he was asked, how many sit-ups do you do? He said, I don't count my sit-ups. I only start counting when it starts spurting. When I feel pain, that's when I start counting because that's when it really counts. That's what makes you a champion. That's the way it is with everything. No pain, no gain.

Let me tell you, it is important to have fun in life, of course, but when you're out there, partying, horsing around, someone out there at the same time is working hard. Someone is getting smarter and someone is winning. Just remember that. But if you want to win, there's absolutely no way around hard, hard work. None of my rules, by the way of success will work unless you do. I've always figured out that there's 24 hours a day, you sleep six hours. They have 18 hours left.

I know there's some of you out there now and say, but wait a minute, I sleep eight hours or nine hours, where they just sleep faster I would recommend. Just remember, you can't climb the ladder of success in your hands in the pocket. And that takes me the rule number six, which is a very important rule, it's about giving back. Whatever path that you take in your lives, you must always find time to give something back. Something back to your community, give something back to your state or to your country. Let me tell you something, reaching out and helping people who bring you more satisfaction than anything else you have ever done. Remember those six rules. Trust yourself, break some goals. Don't be afraid to fail. More than they say, is work like hell and give

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Again, if you're going to be in Phoenix, I will be there the second week of September. I can't believe it's already September, right? I mean, it's just flying. Makes me think I'm going to die soon. I know it sounds very morbid, but it's like it's going so quickly. I can't believe it's almost 2016. Is that mind-blowing? That means we're four years away from 2020. It was just 2000. It is crazy that 2005 is back in the day.

How crazy is that? Back in the day, 2005. All right, so I hope you guys enjoyed Twisted. If anybody listens to this, one, I'd love your feedback. Let me know positive, positive, negative, I'd love positive, constructive criticism. Let me know positive, positive, crificism. I would like to make this show, bigger, better, faster, stronger. If you guys can, whether it's this show, The International Bad Boys Hour, go on iTunes. Rate and review. It means a lot to us. Any, he could be like, Sam is a flamy bag of dog shit. As long as it's five stars, I'll take it. So check that out. I also, um,

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And here is taking us out is my good friend, Alexi, and this is his band Geekian. That's Y-E-G-H-I-K-I-A-N. This song is called Witt, The Witch, and I listen to it at the Troubidor, and it is fucking phenomenal. So I hope you guys enjoy this, and we'll see you hopefully next week on the next Twisted, guys. I love you guys very much. You guys are the best fans in the world. Please like me on Instagram at Sam Tripoli, TRI, P-O-L-I, and we'll see you next week. Gas is burnt, the witch is fun. Move around, the team is tongue. Casters fell. The winches burn. The winch is fun. The winch is fun. The winch is fun. The winch is fun.

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