Tomorrow - 101: A sneak peek at Tomorrow
Episode Date: September 26, 2017Josh and Ryan bring you this beta episode of Tomorrow's new format and take your calls and suggestions live. The new Tomorrow is all about experiments and experiences. Each week we'll take your sugges...tions and throw ourselves into a new topic. From bobble heads to Blade Runner, you've already brought us quite a few ideas. In this episode we dabble with the Palm Pre, Disneyland dips, and make plans to hit up a variety pack of weird conventions. See you next Tomorrow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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No, hello there. And welcome to the brand new beta version of tomorrow.
I'm Josh Wattapolsky, your host and I'm here with the lovely and delightful Ryan Hula-Han.
Hello Josh, are you excited? I'm excited is not the word I would use, but sure if that's what you want me to say,
anyhow Ryan is going to be joining me as he always does and we're going to be talking about this weird new adventure
that we're going on together and
this is unrehearsed so if it's garbage, if it's hot garbage, you'll know why.
It's Ryan's fault.
I did it.
Yeah.
So here's the thing.
So I have been doing this podcast for a long time
called Tomorrow.
And I've been having conversations with people,
like one-on-one conversations.
And I realized that I was kind of in this rut
where I was having the same conversations,
even with different people, a wildly diverse set of people,
we were just like, what up?
That Trump, we're gonna do it now.
I'm gonna be like Trump's getting us into nuclear war.
You know, I guess.
It was a lot of Trump anxiety
and a lot of just the same conversations.
And I honestly loved the show
when we talked about something specific.
Thank you.
And he has to say that.
I used contractually obligate it.
But it was like, you know, I'm doing the same thing all the time.
And we're putting all kinds of interesting stories out in the outline about things and people
doing things and just going on weird sort of new adventures.
And I thought, why aren't I doing anything new?
Going on adventures.
Why aren't I going on adventures?
I mean, I hate going on adventures,
so I think that's part of the problem.
So I decided that we should reboot this thing
and do something new.
And so here's the basic premise.
And it's, you know, a work in progress,
but it's our work in progress.
So we're doing it together.
The work is, can I find something every week
that I go and do that is either like a thing that I promise myself I would do, a thing that I've been meaning to do, a thing
that I've never done that I can have some sort of new experience to make.
An experience or an experiment or like a, you know, like an adventure, but not like
a body, not like a thing where I'm in harm's way.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, harm's way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not like a situation where it's like, well, Josh is going to go into an iron
maze.
This isn't Jackass.
No, I'm not going to be like, Josh is good.
What's it like to be a crash test dummy or whatever?
I mean, that would be very good, you know, TV or whatever.
Well, I should also say, we're going to, this will be, headless, we'll have video in
the real version, but we're still working on the video side of it.
And we didn't want to do that premature.
Also, my hair is really fucked up today.
So, it turns out video is tough.
You know, it's very hard for a person with my face to go on video because I mean, you've
seen it.
The CGI budget.
I presume you've seen my face.
If we had video now, we'd throw in a close-up of my face, but we're not going to do that
too.
Anyway, so we're going to try this.
And here's the fun part.
So we have a phone number up on the screen.
The fun part is, I want you guys to help me figure out what this thing is going to be
and maybe even join in on this, whatever these weird things are.
Like, for instance, oh, by the way, let me tell you the number if you're just listening.
I don't know why you'd be doing that because you could just be looking at it.
But 202-68888 1697, our call
center is in DC. We wanted it to be as close to Trump as possible, just to see, it's
actually line of sight to the White House.
We have a building of those old-timey call switches, those 60s, and they have a big glass
full glass side of the building just looking right out under the white house at all times
Just to see what kind of activities happening. So any of the things is like you can call in and suggest ideas for things to do
Now I'll give you like an example of things that I've talked about some of these are very stupid
Some of them are less stupid. They're all in the realm of stupidity
But like I think some are better than others. So like okay
I've been talking about for a long time, watching all of the fast and furious
movies I've never seen any.
Got a theme all.
Well, that's what everybody tells me.
That's an easy one.
But think about how much fast and furious
that is in a single week.
No, that's a lot.
That's almost, you know, it's too much.
It's almost too fast and almost too furious.
Yeah.
You know, I've talked for a long time,
first jokingly and now I'm sort of curious about going to Scientology Sunday.
So I'm completely on board, which is, which is, you know, I think could be a good career
move.
Um, you know, this has been put into this document that I'm looking at a week of public
transportation, which to me sounds like a nightmare.
I don't know if you've heard what's going on in New York, but it's, uh, that would just
be a week of my normal week of suffering at the hands of Cuomo, that
prick.
No, Cuomo is great.
We'd love to have him on the show.
Perhaps participate in it.
And as long as he does an experiment, it's long as he'll join it.
It's Cuomo only.
Let's see Cuomo.
We're going to art goal for the show.
It's going to get Cuomo on the subway.
And it's to a Scientology Sunday server.
So it'll be a day.
It's like we start on the subway early in the morning.
We go to Sunday services with Governor Cuomo.
And when we watch it's too fast, too furious.
Then we finish that out, the fast and furious franchise.
Or triple-ass as I like to call it.
And then, you know, maybe we're diets.
I don't know.
Here's the thing.
I don't have that many ideas.
That's why we have the number.
That's what the number is for.
So there's
something you've ever wanted to subject Josh to Colin now and tell him. Okay, here's one like uh we
were just saying a Trump of course because he's the most important thing in the world to talk about
it all times. But you know he you know he's declared a nuclear war with North Korea and
North Korea is like you declared war on Twitter and then everybody's like oh oh Twitter, why don't you ban him because nobody knows
that Twitter's business is predicated on Donald Trump
continuing to use Twitter.
And they're like, here's why we don't,
but they made up some fake.
But the point is like, I think I have to get off Twitter,
like not using, not using Twitter, maybe forever,
maybe not just a week.
I would really like all social media,
Instagram like take it all away from me.
That feels like low stakes.
I think maybe we should actually get put into an Iron Maiden
or see what it's like to be a crash test dummy.
I don't even, do they even use crash test dummies anymore?
I think the crash tests, to crash test dummy,
remember when the 90s, they were like characters,
you could buy like dolls and stuff.
That was like a thing.
Yeah.
Anyway.
All right.
Okay, you know what I think it's time to do? Take some calls. To a call? We have calls coming in. Okay, like a thing. Yeah. Anyway. All right. Okay. You know, I think it's time
to do. Take some calls. Take some calls coming in. Okay. We're sorting through this.
That system is new, by the way. It's all. It's all new for us. All right. Let's take a
call. There's a bunch of people in the booth who are very confused right now. Are we taking
a call? Yeah. Here's Christian from Los Angeles. All right. Christian, you're on live. Hey, yeah, you guys doing good.
How are you?
I'm doing well.
Love the show.
Thank you.
So I have a suggestion for what I'd love to see for you guys.
Okay.
Is my favorite part of the show or the tandens you guys go on, you know, you go down
these threads, you build on them.
So it looks a little bit like improv.
So I'm thinking a Jerry Seinfeld, comedian, cars, coffees, kind of thing.
Grab like some lot mics to zoom,
do on location shows, go to like your favorite restaurant.
Just go out.
Just go out and record a day.
Go out and record a day.
Go out and record a day.
Go out and record a day.
Go out and record a day.
Go out and record a day.
Go out and record a day.
Go out and record a day.
Go out and record a day.
Go out and record a day.
Go out and record a day. Go out and record a day. Go out and record a day. Go out and record. Wow. Okay. You're a man of the world.
You're talking about the world.
Go out and experience the world.
What about somewhere dangerous, like the South?
Oh, like a telegraph avenue.
Of all the places in the world that are highly dangerous, you're
reminded me to be into the American South, not Korea, the
American South. North Korea is probably, I don't know, I, you
know, who knows? North Korea is about the same at this point.
Maybe maybe you go hang out at the DMZ.
I don't know.
That would cost a lot of money.
I think depending on funding,
that's what we'll put that one.
Okay, Christian, this is-
Please, we get a Patreon going.
Yeah, for my DMZ show.
Well, listen, Christian, this is actually really good.
So we're gonna put this one down.
Do a show like a day in the life, live in public of Josh.
Well, I think you have to come with me.
Absolutely.
Okay, all right Christian, thank you for that.
That's a great idea.
Thanks, love the show guys.
Appreciate it.
Okay, there it is.
That's how it happens.
That could have been a disaster.
That could have, that could be you.
Call it now.
That could be you.
You could be Christian.
Do you wanna be Christian? Stop being you and be someone else. Be someone who calls in now. That could be you. You could be Christian. Do you want to be Christian?
Stop being you and be someone else.
Be someone who calls in.
Anyhow, so I think the thing that's tough is, I mean, I don't know what people expect
from this.
I mean, I've been doing some form of podcasting for like a decade.
Yeah.
Almost a decade.
So at end gadget, when I was at end gadget, we did the end gadget podcast. Then I left end gadget and then we did the verge cast. And I did that
for several years. And then I left Vox and the verge and started this doing tomorrow.
The best one. When I was at Bloomberg, it is really the best one. Because I was like,
there's too many, I'm surrounded by too many suits. I got a bust out of this.
I got myself a Swedish.
The suit-like environment.
Yeah, we used to have good old magnets.
Anyhow, so the thing about it is,
like podcasts, there's a million of them.
And most of them are bad.
This one might be bad.
I don't really know.
It's possible for me to tell.
Here's the thing with podcasts.
By the way, please call us at 202-688-1697.
We would love to hear from you.
Think about podcasts is I think what,
two people in a room talking has gotten
to a saturation point where what is there left to talk about?
Like where are you going to look?
We're just going to talk about Trump.
Yeah, it's just that.
What would we talk about in real life?
No, Trump. That's all we talked about.
There's nothing left. So I have find things this is this is my goal also. I'm very I'm like
Chronically lazy. I mean, I think I work a lot and so whenever I'm not working
All I want to do is is something that's really basic. Do you ever do you feel this way? Oh absolutely like
You know, I'm rewatching madmen see just even saying this is so boring hearing it out loud makes me want to die Just saying those words. I'm rewatching madmen. See, just even saying this is so boring, hearing it out loud makes me want to die.
Just saying those words, I'm rewatching madmen.
Is there anything less interesting that's ever happened?
I've literally thought to myself before while sitting at home, like, I just don't have
the effort to play Splatoon.
I've never, I don't know.
I don't, is it simple joy?
Yes.
I don't fuck with Splatoon because-
I know, you don't like the Switch, I love the Switch.
Because the Nintendo Switch is a terrible, terrible game system.
And I think it's time for all of us to admit it. I think you should spend a week only playing Nintendo switch games
I'm not gonna oh
I
Mean I couldn't do that. It seems boring
It doesn't seem like a great idea. Well if you have a better suggestion
Please call in the numbers 202 688 1697. It should also be on your little screen.
I'm going to, so sorry,
there's people on Twitter who are mad
because I'm forcing them to download Facebook,
which is, I don't know what your situation is,
but it's probably unusual.
If you're listening to this, you're on Facebook,
but just so you know, it will still go in the podcast stream.
You're not gonna miss it.
You'll have an on-demand version.
Okay, they've, John Lagenmarcino, our producer,
demanded that I tweet the number just for the record.
So I don't know what kind of,
kind of gamer gait people we're gonna get now from Twitter.
But yeah, what we really need is to bring Twitter
deeper into our lives of audio.
Maybe I should,
maybe I should become a gamer gator for a week.
See how that goes down.
All right, do you wanna take another call?
Get an anime avatar, yeah, I'd love to take your call. We've got Jack coming in from Toronto.
Jack or Toronto, as they say. Oh, this is a. Hi, Jack, that you're our first
international caller. Thank you. Thank you. Big fan of the show. Been listening to
you podcast for a long time. So it's pretty cool calling in. Well, you're a very
sick man, but thank you.
I appreciate that.
Welcome to the future.
Welcome to what will be the future.
So what are you thinking?
What are you feeling?
What kind of activity should I get into?
So, yeah, so sort of related to what the first guy said, but I think you guys should go
to just like very kind of weird small conventions for kind of niche cultures or hobbies and things like that.
That's interesting.
And just like talks.
Something specific.
Like talk to the people there.
I don't know, like a model train convention or like a cosplay convention.
That's kind of a bit too mainstream.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Would you be at any of these conventions?
Is this something that you might find you like a model train conventions? Is this something that you might find you, like a model train convention?
Is that a place I might find you?
No, definitely not.
What kind of convention would I find you at?
I don't know, maybe an automotive convention of some sort.
It's very mainstream.
That's a mainstream convention.
I think we need to be on the automobile.
Oh, here's, you know, here's good.
This is interesting.
No, you shouldn't go to mainstream convention.
Go to the like, kind of weird ones. So you wouldn't't go to mainstream convention. Go to the like kind of weird ones.
So you wouldn't normally go to like the real life subreddits.
Yeah, there's a crime con convention.
Yeah, that would be good.
Yeah.
So, okay, here's a good, this is a really good idea.
I like this idea a lot.
Now, here's something for other callers to do.
Suggestions on conventions.
Oh, yeah.
obscure conventions that I could attend as a, you know, then I have to get
into it, right?
It's like a knitting convention.
That's probably not very obscure though, is it?
Knitting.
A knitting convention is obscure.
Knitting itself is not obscure.
Like, something like a knitting convention probably does not get a lot of people, that doesn't
show up a lot online.
Something like a CES or you see that a lot online, but something
like a dating convention that probably there's not a lot of like stuff online about that.
Okay, this is good.
I like finding obscure communities and then delving into that community, like becoming a
witch, for instance, might be a kind of, I could go not into a convention, but to a call.
We could put a curse on to a call, Drinn or wherever, I don't know which is to now, but Jack, this is great.
Thank you very much for this idea.
I like it a lot and we, as soon as I find a convention,
you're gonna, we're gonna call you back
and let you know all about what goes down there.
Cool.
Thank you.
I was just good talking to you.
Appreciate it.
Okay, so listen, so now everybody's got some homework
that Jack has given you.
What kind of convention should I go to?
What's weird?
Didn't it feel like conventions just suddenly exploded into like
mainstream consciousness in the last 10 years?
I don't remember hearing a lot about convention.
I think the thing about it is I feel like what's happening is
people love to get together online.
And so like natural progression from getting together online is getting
together in person. And the meat space as they were. And having a specific time we're all
going to meet so we can all prepare. What's going on with steampunk? What's the latest with steampunk?
Is there any innovations on the steampunk? Well, it can't be. It's kind of stuck.
Steampunk is stuck and it's like a non-era. Not an aesthetic that appeals to me. It's steampunk.
No.
I don't need a bow tie in a top hat and like steam powered cell phones.
It's just not too much.
That's not a thing.
I don't get the narrows aren't things.
The top hat, I don't know.
Is that a steampunk thing?
It's a gift of top hat.
It's top hat has to have gears on it.
Yeah, it's got a little...
There's lots of gears that don't do and it's like a little piston.
Gears that have no function.
That if you actually were building things in a steampunk style with steam power, you would
know not to waste gears.
All right.
So far, we're getting some comments on this Facebook live show.
By the way, Facebook, what a website.
Shout out to Mark Zuckerberg.
I'm here.
Apparently our next president.
Zuckerberg's done it again.
I can't believe this.
They can do audio now.
Somebody's saying we should go to Australia,
which I lived in Australia.
So done, you know what I was this close
to going to Perth when I was 16.
And he said no.
I had a bunch of internet friends that I hung out with.
I stayed up all night when I was a kid
because I was a weirdo.
And I would talk to people in Perth, Australia.
And eventually I was like, I should go visit them. And my in Perth, Australia.
And eventually I was like, I should go visit them.
And my parents were like, okay.
And my parents never said, I was like,
oh, I'm going on a date with this random boy.
My parents were so scared to like,
do the wrong thing to their gaze on
that they just let me go meet strange men
from the internet.
That's, you know.
I mean, I just try to get rid of you.
Better than nothing.
Yeah, they were probably just trying to get me married.
Honestly, you're pretty annoying. Could you go? I feel like there's definitely
probably a part of it where I'm I feel like I'm an annoying adult so I can only imagine what I was
like as a teen. I was a monster. You know, like I must have been so grating. Yeah, you know,
I mean, you're grating now. No, I'm kidding. That's fucking rude. That was extremely rude. Okay, so now
we have an invitation to Sweden. I don't get a hold on. So Victor is suggesting that we go to Sweden, but like, I would love to go to Sweden.
I'd love to go to Sweden too. I don't feel like that's, you know, a stretch. That's just a vacation.
Well, I'm not against it. Drink only aquevead. Yeah. Okay, we have another caller. Let's bring in another
caller. Okay, who's this? This is Evan in New York City. Evan in New York City. Evan.
Evan in New York City. Evan in New York City.
Evan.
You.
Hi.
Hi, Evan.
What's it like in New York City?
How the God?
It's just Evan Rogers.
It's all right.
That's right.
That's right.
I know that voice anywhere.
Evan, how are you?
It's been a long time.
I'm doing fantastic.
How are you guys doing?
Very good.
Very good.
Old friend.
Old friend of the family, Evan Rogers.
Evan, what are you suggesting here? So one of the things that I love about the dispatch is that it's
kind of like an information download right into your brain. Okay, wait, hold that thought,
hold that thought. He's of course referencing the outline world dispatch are daily morning
show, which you should all subscribe to. It's fantastic.
If you're not subscribed to it, you're a fool and I hate you.
Okay.
Anyhow, have it.
Yeah.
Carry on.
Okay.
So anyway, so what if you took that kind of deluge of information and took it to the next
level by specifically designing the podcast to be read or listen to, add like about twice
the speed of normal at like 320 words
per minute.
Okay, so you're suggesting a format change where the podcast is just faster.
Is that what I'm hearing?
I think you could take it.
I think you could do a lot with it.
Find a text to speech algorithm and really just optimize that information density.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay. What kind of speed are you on right now Evan? Let's talk about what you got going on
in your system. Is it booze? Is it speed? Is it grass? I want to know what's happy with you
chemically right now. None of the above pure hydration. Actually water can fuck you up.
Water can kill you. Water can transform your life.
That's true. That's true. All right, so, so, so, okay, I don't fully understand how, what do I
have to do to do this? Well, I have to do anything. I feel like there's a button for this.
Yes, there are button. No, no, no, what I'm saying is that you need to,
your first priority is this information density. Yeah. so, you've got to change up the format, you've got to change up your speaking cadence,
you've got to fully design around just pure information.
This is crazy.
So only say things that are information based, but you want bullet points.
You can do that.
I'm talking, you are right. You're essentially writing and presenting for this kind of like text-to-speech style that
really just maximizes.
Okay.
All right, listen, I have no idea how we would do what you're talking about or even what
you're talking about.
But I will take this under consideration.
I think this is an interesting and provocative idea.
I'll do what they interesting and provocative idea.
I'll do what they do on Shark Tank.
I'll encourage the other sharks to get involved,
but I'll hold back for now.
Evan, listen, I think I really appreciate that.
This is so old.
And I love hearing your voice.
It's been too long, and I really appreciate you calling in.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Okay, this is good.
This is good.
All right, speaking of Shark Tank, let's bring in David from
Anaheim. Okay, David from Anaheim. David has to say. I don't know what that has to do
with shark tank. Hey, hi, David. How are you? Good. How are you? What do you think?
All right, here's my idea. It's I'm not saying it's shark tank, but it's like shark tank. And every week somebody pitches you an idea to this.
Maybe we start off with the possible redesign or rebranding of the famous chain dippers.
I like this.
So it's kind of like planted in the apps.
It's not terrible.
It's planted of the apps. We're basically covering mainly like dipping restaurant ground or dipping food ground.
Is that what I'm hearing?
Yes.
And the marketing strategy we're going to take is like, droid, we're going to go and tie
battle the apps.
iPhone doesn't enjoy does.
Okay.
That's the marketing strategy for the free brand.
It's like plenty of the apps for Android phones. Yeah. Basically. Okay.
All right. Listen, maybe we'll maybe we'll even throw in a ties and reference in there.
I this. Okay. This is a good. This is a good and another complex idea. But I like the idea of
doing a planet of the apps kind of show. I like the idea of actually creating Dipper's pop-up for me.
No, that's a fucking great idea.
That's a great idea.
We should just make Dippers just a pop-up and then do a show.
We need at least break even.
Do a show from Dippers.
Delicious.
This is a good idea.
Actually, Dipper's pop-up is that I'm gonna give you this one basically.
I'm gonna say this is you.
You're suggesting we create a Dipper's pop-up shop where we serve dipper's food. This is the suggestion we now would think that
you gave us.
What do you think about that?
I'm going to take whole hard lead on that. Okay.
And can we have these get Paul Ford saying dipper is in a very low tone. Yes. So satisfying.
I think what we should do is when we create the diipper's pop up, Paul Ford, who's a guest
on the show and also the co-founder of Dipper's, would do every time someone gets their order,
there's just a low, like a rumbling super sub-dacy, Paul Ford.
That's just as Dipper's.
Yeah.
That's what I want.
Or Paul and Bruce and just keep saying that.
You legitimately, listen to the joy in this man's voice.
You hear this?
He legitimately wants it. I mean, if we came here, where are you located again? Anaheim. You legitimately, listen to the joy in this man's voice. You hear this? He legitimately wants it.
I mean, if we came here, where are you located again?
Anaheim.
We're in Anaheim.
We came to Anaheim with a pop-up dippers.
I mean, why am I fucking around with this podcast?
Yeah, I should be opening this restaurant for real.
That's what you want to be in.
Not the media business.
The restaurant.
Great margins.
Great margins.
Anyhow, this is great.
Thank you so much for this idea.
Pop up, Debra's coming to Anaheim any day now. Speaking of wonderful hallmarks of this podcast,
we have Magnus.
Oh, really?
Magnus Hendrixson?
Magnus, our former producer.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Yeah, this is gay.
This is just a weird group.
This is just like a weird, just like a weird like party line with just, with just my friend. Yeah, it is just a weird group. This is like a weird, just like a weird like party line
with just my friends.
Yeah, it's like, it is like at the end of it,
they're gonna be like, you're dying of cancer.
You only have six weeks to live.
Magnus, how are you?
I'm pretty good.
I just want to call it a private, I don't have any great ideas.
I just wanted to call it a pie and we should
have like, when we're, you're,
wow.
You're saying it sounds like it's gonna be exciting.
Okay, so you literally don't have an idea at all.
You had nothing?
Yeah, no, you don't have to drop some acid and then go to a sign
industry.
Wait, drop acid and go where?
I already like this.
But sign into the tree?
What is that?
A sign into one of the places you go when you don't
love to talk and you're supposed to be quiet?
Oh, is that a real thing?
Yeah.
Okay, so you're saying take acid and go to a place where you have to be silent.
That's going to be tough for both of us.
That's like my nightmare.
That's like my literally, that's a nightmare love for us.
I have.
I know I'm going to have visions of all the words.
It's yourself or not.
Yeah. Okay. Magnus, this is great. Your cells or nods. Yeah.
Okay. Magnus, this is great.
It's a creepy idea.
It's very upsetting,
but I would expect nothing less from you.
I mean, you are Swedish.
So it's, you know, it's not like,
you become a home-ark of the people.
Yeah. I mean, you know how the Swedes are.
I think this is not surprising.
All right, Magnus, this is the great suggestion.
Thank you.
I just told that idea from a Swedish show.
So, that's crazy.
So, we'll call it that. That's crazy. So, as a fantasy, I figured, I'm gonna notch it up a bit. thank you thank you thank you so that the official that's correct
that's correct
i figured
i'm not going to not show up at this but this is the first time that magna says
voices ever been on the podcast i think i don't think anybody's ever heard he
was on no we recorded a show that we've read never went out of this
magnus was if you don't know is my old producer but he we i said oh for your
final thing you should do a show with me and it was was so bad. He was like, no, I'm not good at talking. It was so bad. It was,
we had to throw it in the car. But this was gold. This is great. Thank you, Magnus.
Thank you. Bye. Bye. All right. So we're going to next go to Travis and Cincinnati.
Okay. Travis, I'd love to, by the way, not no offense Travis would love to see some non-male
callers on this show.
Looking forward to that.
A lady or anything else, we or whatever.
I don't, not John Judging, but Travis, no judgments here, but thank you for calling it.
What do you think?
Well, long time, listen to first time caller, first of all.
Thank you.
And I was the one with the, with the, Dipper's pop-up store idea actually.
So what?
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We'll get that. We're going to get that into the, well, once we have the video stuff where
he will put that up on screen. We can't do it right now. Okay. Fine. So we're going to
take back the credit from the Dipper's pop up. Boy, already a little bit of controversy
here. This is exciting. Well, Travis, thank you for that. And sorry about the mix up,
but, but thank you for the vector art. We'll be using that in the pop up. We'll absolutely credit you in very small.
Yeah, I was just, I was just thinking it could be like a limited menu sort of thing,
you know, just 20 to 40 dips.
Yeah.
Maybe eight to 10.
That's a little, I feel like that's, let's not get crazy.
I mean, 20 to 40 seems light.
I mean, power people going to experience a taste explosion if they don't have more options,
you know, the need for that. I think it's a minimum under aggressive.
I mean, minimum 65 flavors to dip in.
I mean, that's it.
That's my policy actually in life.
Minimum 65 for anything.
Listen, every customer gets their own dip.
That's great.
All right.
Thanks, Matt.
I really appreciate it.
Travis, thanks Travis.
You listen.
That's a problem.
Thank you. All right. All right. Wow. You listened. That was problem. Thank you. All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Wow.
Call board.
Okay.
Who am I blaming in their john for this mix up?
What a nightmare.
Listen.
We've got that entire building of switchboard operators.
I expect a lot more from this operation.
I mean, I thought you were pros, but you're a bunch of amateurs.
Speaking of amateurs, Raoul from Tampa has some convention options for us.
Okay. Is he on the line? I'm very excited. Raoul. Why did you say speaking of amateurs Raoul from Tampa has some convention options for us. Okay. He's on the right side of Raoul
Why'd you say speaking of amateurs?
conventions
Raoul what do you got for us?
Well, I was looking at some conventions here. There's one in oh by the way
Sorry, I'm not a female
You could probably tell no, that's okay. Everyone should all have a challenge. I see I'm just saying let's diversify
But it's okay, you know, we're going to be what you are.
Feminism isn't about stopping men.
Oh, wait, it is.
Okay, what do you got?
Well, this is a UFO,
it's called the UFO Congress Convention in Nevada.
And so it's a full week and there's discussions
and there's also these night nightly sky watches,
which sound super interesting.
I don't know, Josh, if you remember, used to do this, there's one video on the verge is
called trolling the iPad left, line.
You know, there's a side of the store.
Classic work for men.
Yeah, and I thought that was really funny, talking to these people and seeing what they think
about different topics, especially something like a UFO convention.
I like that. You know what we could do? We could go as Malder and Scully in costume, in
character. No, I don't know if I'm going to be going to be going to. This is going to
freak these people out. Okay, Row, I really like that. That's a very good convention idea.
Okay. So it's called the UFO.
What is it?
UFO Congress convention?
It's called the International UFO Congress.
I mean, actually you guys are Congress.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love it.
Thank you very much.
That's a great idea.
I really appreciate it.
All right.
Thanks.
Appreciate it.
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Ryan, are we back?
We're back.
We're back.
We're actually back.
So here's the topic in case you're wondering.
Yes, you're just joining us.
Just to catch everybody up, if you're just joining us, which I'm sure you are, we are,
I'm rebooting the show.
Part of that reboot concept is that every week I'm going to do something where I'm trying
something new, challenging myself, doing something I promised myself I would do, but never did.
Hopefully not experience.
And experiment.
And experiment.
Other things that start with the X.
It's right, experiment and experience, whatever Ryan said.
But the thing is, it can't be too much physical activity
because I'm very, very lazy and I hate walking,
so not a lot of walking if it all possible.
If your suggestion is like, you should walk to work.
You're wrong.
You're wrong, you're incorrect.
I'm not going to do that.
But you know, if it's something cool, like,
I don't know, running to work.
That's a good idea.
So yeah, so that's it.
So I'm looking for you guys to just stuff.
I think that, so we're, I'm still gonna have conversations.
We're still gonna have guests.
We'll have guests.
But the idea is, instead of having these kind of
directionalist things, I wanna talk about real things.
And I wanna talk about things that aren't the obvious.
Everybody's gonna talk about.
Life things, not blog posts. What's going on the news or you know you could hear me talk about
How you know bad I hate the notch on the new iPhone
You know, but you'll be able to you may be able to read how much how much you got into Scientology and it's correct
That's what we're talking about is is a real world real life stuff that's happening that isn't hopefully not too much about Donald Trump.
That's the main thing.
Cause I gotta break out of this cycle.
That could be the tagline for my life.
So, cycling, who I had,
and hopefully not too much about Donald Trump.
The cycle of darkness.
We gotta break out of.
And so, that's what we're looking for.
That's what we're trying to do.
Okay, so if you have suggestions of that type,
please call in.
Our number is 202-688-1697.
You can just dial that up. suggestions of that type, please call in. Our number is 202, 688, 1697.
You can just dial that up. But yeah, so that's what we're trying to do.
And listen, we've got a few good suggestions.
Go to a weird convention, that's one suggestion.
Oh, we're gonna open a dippers pop up.
That's gonna be something weird.
If you've got any weird diets we could try it.
I think that's Ryan's thing.
I'm on an aggressive diet right now. I would like an aggressive diet.
I'm starving right now because of a diet that I'm on.
Well, my goal is to get back to my original birth weight of eight pounds, 10 ounces.
I think I well on the road.
We've got John George here from Slippery Rock.
He's got a nice.
Oh, Slippery Rock.
Nice.
Something to say about mechanical keyboards.
Your favorite top keyboards.
Okay. Let's hear it. Hello. rock. Nice. Something to say about mechanical keyboards. Your favorite top keyboards. Okay, let's hear it.
Hello, hello.
Hi, how are you?
Welcome to the, welcome to the new and improved pilot slash beta of tomorrow.
It's a sneak peek.
John George, is that your name?
That is my name, yes.
Okay, great name. Strong.
Thank you. Appreciate that.
Two names, actually, when you think about it.
Really, kind of kind of open to a lot of modifications here, but yeah, it's a mechanical keyboard,
you know, so you get a guest on, I'm thinking the entire table, you know, it's full of keyboards,
different switches, different keycaps, profiles.
Look at the picture, your paint.
This is very dramatic.
Okay.
That's what I'm going with this.
You know, it's a light topic, but you have to make it as dramatic as possible.
Oh, we'll take it very seriously.
So it's a table full of mechanical keyboards then what?
So this is where I think it gets pretty real.
So on the sub-reddit, you know, you match your shoe type to the keyboard.
Now, we're going to take it a step further.
You match the keyboard to your personality. You go beyond shoe. Oh, interesting. So like using a keyboard
to describe the personality of a person or vice versa. Exactly. So you might think,
oh, this red switch is linear. You know, are you a linear person or are you a more tactile
audible person like a blue switch? This is a deep, but what's not a little personal?
This is some deep,
or the cherry switches.
Yeah, I agree.
Gator off.
I've got to check out the Gator on.
It's out there.
I'm not sure.
You know the cheaper ones,
but the onlyos?
Oh, Zilios, I just got,
I just was building a red scarf too
with Zilios switches,
and I got to tell you,
they're really interesting,
really interesting.
I believe that. So you know, you match the keyboard
to the person.
Yeah, this is some deep nerd shit right here.
This is on a whole other level.
I live for, like, two tomorrow four.
Deeply identify as a nerd and a geek
and I am completely alien.
This is like, okay, so I don't know if people listening
know that they should, I'm pretty obsessed
with mechanical keyboards.
And in fact, like, I do, I'm fact, I don't even always use them,
but I have them around.
And sometimes I'll just type on them
while I'm doing other things.
I'll just kind of almost like a,
what's the thing you do with rosary beads?
When you, you're like,
you're like,
you're like,
you're kind of like,
you can't put keyboards on the original fidget spinner.
Okay, I'm just gonna put that out there.
I've been playing that for years.
Yeah, they're the perfect thing to like,
work out your like tension.
Like, because it just feels like something.
But actually, this is, you know, sort of,
I don't wanna get too philosophical,
but like what you're saying,
and thinking about mechanical keyboards
is almost like kind of reflective
of what I wanna do with the show,
because I wanna get away from this kind of like,
the vagueness of the virtual and into the
tactility of the physical and the real.
And you want to go from media anxiety to socializing.
I also maybe physical.
Exactly.
This is great.
John George, this is a really good idea.
Keyboards as a personality test or vice versa.
I think this is great.
Thank you so much for calling in.
I really appreciate it
yet for a month
alright okay i'll ask him he's very busy though
i'll see
i love it
okay thank you appreciate it
i like this clear there's a there is a diehard fan here i just want to say in
respect
to the people who have traveled with me on this long-strange
frankly upsetting journey
where a lot of violence has happened
it's a lot like the road when you think about it, you know, hiding from cannibals,
trying to protect your son, you know, searching a ship for rations or food.
I don't know if anybody's read the road or seen the film, it's very dark.
I have to say, we're going to have to tell these hosts what they're getting themselves into,
because some of them are going to be like, you know, you were now on the baby food diet,
which someone on here suggested. Oh yeah were now on the baby food diet, which someone on here suggested.
Oh, yeah.
What is the baby food diet?
Where you only eat baby food,
like pureed carrots, portions.
I would, it sounds pretty good.
I'm always confused as to why people think
we should eat things that other,
like cavemen or babies, like,
I'm not a caveman or baby.
Because they knew about it.
I'm gonna tell, maybe,
because they know about it. It's like all about this, like I'm not a caveman or a baby. Because they knew about it. Because they know about it.
It's like all about this like getting in touch
with your the core of the reality of human beings.
A lot of the time people think I think that
because things are old, they're technically wise and smarter
and I don't think that's true.
No, that's classic.
Don't like you don't need to do this thing with your baby.
Just do it the way we always did it.
Do it with a caveman.
Blow your cigarette smoke right in the baby space.
You need a lot of people who are like don't use formula, I mean, or whatever,
but eat it sometimes you need to use formula.
Yeah.
I have a kid, so I know a little bit about the reason.
I know very small amount about this.
We have Mattis or Matisse, you'll tell us in a second
from Los Angeles.
Wait, what's the, how's it spelled?
M-A-T-I-S from Los Angeles.
M-A-T-I-S.
All right, let's ask him.
You're on the line, how the hell do you say your name? Matisse. M-A-T-I-S. All right, let's ask him. You're on the line. How the hell do you say your name?
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Okay, so we're missing Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias.
Mattias. Mattias. Matt So I know you had the O.P. one and you're, I think
you're kind of into synthesizers. I think it'd be really cool challenge if you actually
try to make a track once a month at least. Oh, so I just make music. I would love to do
that because I actually really miss making music. I was just talking to you. I wasn't talking
to you on Twitter about this was I was talking to somebody about it on Twitter and they're
like, do you ever make music anymore? I was like, I was like about this, I was talking to somebody about it on Twitter, and they were like, do you ever make music anymore?
I was like, no, but sometimes I do miss it.
Okay, I like this.
Maybe Ryan, maybe we can collaborate.
I did a minor in music in college
because they didn't have a scholarship
to give me something else.
So I did music for four years very data-cadely
and am a terrible musician.
Would you play?
Would you play with singing?
Oh, you sing. Yeah. Okay, so a track with you singing on it, but it would be brilliant you play, I was thinking, oh, you sing.
Yeah.
Okay, so a track with you singing on it, but it would be,
right, I was just gonna be fucked up.
This is gonna be super fucked up.
All right, it's fun.
This is a great idea.
I love this.
Make a song a month for how many months,
until I have a record.
Yeah.
Until I have a whole album.
And then you experience, maybe a year you have an LP.
Hmm.
This could be a real project.
I like this.
Tomorrow, the L.P. and then we can make money on it.
I think most of these ideas are about
neglecting my family is what I'm hearing.
Most of this stuff is like,
instead of spending time at home with my child,
I am going to go to studio records and songs.
Matthias, this is great.
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
Yeah. Thanks so much.
Have to hear it.
All right. So that's going to come up
that's going to be a new album, new Josh Dupulski,
James.
Josh Jams.
Josh Jams, yeah.
And listen, you know, there's still going to be conversation.
And I'm open also to people that I should be talking to, where people that I should be
taking.
Yeah.
Some of these adventures, maybe I can, you know, include obviously Ryan will be on many
of the adventures.
Maybe there are other people who might be fun.
What is that?
I'm just thinking I'll be the Morty. You'll use me as a human shield of the adventures. Maybe there are other people who might be fun. What is that? I'm just thinking I'll be the morty.
You'll use me as a human shield of these conventions.
Yes, that's right.
That's right. You'll be the person who has to suffer the most.
By the way, if you're just joining us,
we are taking suggestions of experiments
or experiences for us to do every week on the all-new tomorrow.
And you can call in live at 202-6 6881697 and tell us whatever wacky idea.
Listen to what happens live.
What happens live next week when we have video.
So we've been doing so we've been on the air for about 45-ish minutes, 42 minutes I think
is what it says.
35 says John which it sounds like a load of bullshit and as we know John is untrustworthy
but can they hear you?
No, they can't hear you.
Oh, they can't hear you.
That's convenient.
John can be saying anything right now.
He can be bad nothing, my family,
which he frankly is.
It's very, very anti-Semitic stuff.
I've heard it.
It's dark.
A very anti-juiced duck, John.
I don't like it.
And I'm upset that you're doing it.
John Laga Marciano, hit him on Twitter.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
He's a wonderful man.
He's a wonderful sweet man.
But you know, all right, so let's see,
I think we've got, you know,
we should take a couple more.
Now here's what I want.
I really wanna be tested.
Yeah, I mean, I think the keyboard thing is cool,
the music thing is cool.
But like, I want-
A different pop-up will test the shit up here.
A different pop-up will be very difficult and expensive,
which I don't love, but I'm still interested.
Elsewhere it's like a license, like a food license or something.
Okay.
We'll figure it out.
We eliminate standard.
What if it's just hot dogs, but with a lot of dipping sauces?
You know what'd be fun is just to create dipping sauces.
Like that could be a thing.
I like that no matter how we reboot the show, we do end up just talking about dips.
It's a very sad situation.
All right. We have another car. We have Steve from Detroit.
Steve from Detroit from the motor city. Steve, what's happening?
All right.
hometown of my day.
So my idea is like about weren't you guys going to like watch all the fast and
furious movies like back to back and reveal?
Yeah, I was the plan was with to watch all the Fast and Furious movies with my sister
in law, Katie and the top of us, who's a Buzzfeed writer, and we were going to get high and drunk
while we were watching it.
Like, we were going to watch all the movies in one go, and then we were going to do a 10
minute, 10 minutes of the show in between each film.
Now, unfortunately, since that's happened, like, like, she's had a kid and like, I don't know,
there's like now eight movies.
When we originally talking about, there was like five movies or six movies.
Right.
So, yes, so the fast and furious thing though is still on my, that's like at the top of
my list.
Yeah, that was one of the first things we came up with.
Do I have to get high?
And like, so you have to get high and drunk preferably.
Okay.
But also like obscure, I know that you know some obscure
like horror films and stuff like that.
Like, yeah.
Let's hear about some of those.
Like book reviews, if you wanna be more tactile.
Yeah.
The Tomorrow Book Club.
I like the Tomorrow Book Club. Yeah. I'm reading it. Have you read it?ile. Yeah. The tomorrow book club. I like the tomorrow book club.
Yeah.
I'm reading it.
Have you read it?
So, no, I read portions like we
back in the day.
It's really fucked up.
Here's my here my suggestion.
Don't read it if you're easily
set by horrible things.
But this is good.
I like this.
So the horror movies thing is
something I definitely want to
do.
Like I'm really into kind of
obscure, but there's a bunch of horror films I have not seen.
There's this movie House on the Edge of the Park, which is a home invasion movie from
1980 or 1981, and it's like classic home invasion.
People take it hostage, there's all sorts of torture that goes on.
It's like I really have been wanting to see it, but have never made time for it.
This is so dark.
Just do all home invasion.
Oh, do a home invasion week.
Where I can invite people.
Where I break into people's houses.
We break into people's houses
and then we review that experience.
All right, this is good, man.
Thank you very much for this.
I definitely can do fast and furious
and the horror stuff will definitely happen, I think as well.
Awesome, I'm proud.
Appreciate it.
Thanks, Steve.
This is good.
Someone Nash on Facebook suggested we go to a sports game and cover weird things about
the game that don't pertain to sports, which I'm very interested in.
I also think it would just be interesting to go to a sports game and just see what's
going on there. You know, it's what. What is this about? Watch him toss around the old
pig skin. I guess that's a thing. Get some, get some balls, get some shoots and goals
in there. Get scores, score some points. I touched, I touched slam or whatever they call it.
Just run that ball to the end zone, you know, shoot a, shoot a point.
Whatever they do at ping pong.
They shoot a punt.
Is that a thing?
All right.
We have John from Australia calling in.
Oh, we're in Australia, John.
Please tell us.
Wow.
Gidey mate.
John, just hug.
Hey, hey, Josh. Hey, hung out. Hey, Josh. Hey, how are you?
I'm good. I'm on my commute in the morning.
Okay. Good morning. Good morning.
I want to talk about Blade Runner the sequel. I've been waiting 20 years, 30 years for it to happen.
You've been waiting for it? I've been dreading it for 30 years that they would make a sequel i have i have a high hopes that you know after the harrison for just like
said kill me in the last star wars movie i'm wondering if they can kill him off
in blade run or whether he's gonna live on and for another sequel
what mean and i'm challenging the first to bet either way
oh you want to choose so right now we're just doing it.
You just bet, you want me to bet.
I think, I think Deckard's a goner
by the end of the new Blade Runner,
but I think also the new Blade Runner
will also kill our excitement
about any future Blade Runner film.
So I feel like we're gonna be safe
from any further.
I've watched a lot of terrible stuff
just to see Mackenzie Davis.
So she's great. She's great. Yeah, Mackenzie Davis is in Blade Runner. I believe so. I don't
think that's right. I think she is. Well, she is. You know, John. Well, I'll be very excited
if she is. I mean, I tune into what's the show? Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I feel like I'm the only only geek in the world, but what is that
show?
So you and Ryan, two people, I guess that's why it's going off the air.
Three people, John are producers, also watching it.
So I guess you've been keeping it alive for these four seasons.
I watched a few episodes of it on a plane recently and I did make Josh watch all of Halton cast.
No, no, no, no, I did just watch this this acclaimed San Junipero episode of Black
Nurse.
If you talk shit about it, I'm going to turn it.
Yeah, it wasn't good.
God damn it.
It's so good.
I was like, oh, what's the twist?
And then I guessed it immediately.
Wow.
I don't.
Anyhow, okay, listen, this is a great suggestion from Australia.
So we're making a bet on Blade Runner.
But I think the real question is, will I be able to endure the entire viewing of Blade
Runner 2049?
I'm depressed about the billboards.
So we'll see what happens.
Well, and also, are there any going to be any memorable lines like they're watching Blade
Runner, like the dead dance just so many.
I'll tell you about my mother.
It's like key drops in range.
I mean, all those ensuring.
What about the famous, the amazing monologue at the end
that Rucker Howard does, which apparently was largely improvised?
They're not going to do that in a new one.
No, you know. I'm worried that this is going to be like a studio.
Yeah, it could be.
I don't know.
I don't like the director person.
I don't think his stuff is that great.
Everybody loves him.
But hey, listen, I don't want to put a damper on your excitement about this.
It could be great.
I'm going to go watch it.
We're going to see who wins the bet.
But I say, Decker is a goner.
Yeah.
Well, it's one of those movies where I actually go to the cinema where I get all my friends off their buttons, so let's go and see it.
We do this for every Star Wars movie.
We're going to do it for this one.
Well, listen, you got to call back in when the film has finished and we'll discuss what
my down with tons of spoilers.
That good stuff.
All right, love the format, love you, well, thanks, guys. Thanks, guys. Thanks, John. Thanks, John. Thanks All right. Love the format. Love you, thanks, guys.
Thanks, Tom.
Thanks, Tom.
Thanks, Tom.
Thanks, Tom.
Okay.
So I think we're going to do, I think we've time for like one more call.
One more call.
Now remember, this is just like, we're kind of on a fact finding mission right now.
Yeah.
The actual show, I just want to be clear, when we do this, like, there'll be discussion of specific
things like eat one of these things that we've talked about as a possible idea.
Mm-hmm.
We'll have a long-winded discussion.
I mean, it may even be something as simple as
GoC Blade Runner, the new Blade Runner,
and then we're gonna talk about it.
Like, I would be open to, and I'm excited about the idea,
of literally just nerding out on like,
everybody went to see Blade Runner this week,
and let's talk about it.
Yeah, I'm about to talk about it.
I mean, I will say like, for me, like, film,
and music, and television, there's gonna be stuff
that we're gonna wanna talk about.
Obviously, we do our podcast out west,
we'll be doing a new season for that
when the new season of Westworld comes out.
So I mean to nerdy out on stuff like that.
Whereas I wanna eat those magic berries
that make everything taste different.
I don't know, do that for a week.
Is that what is that?
There are these berries that you take
and they make beers taste like chocolate milkshakes.
I like how you take that. Why would you want that? It's fun. Why don't take a taste like chocolate milkshakes. Like, how do you want that?
Why would you want that?
Why don't you just have a chocolate milkshake?
True.
Is there so good?
It's true.
What's the time you get a milkshake?
Oh, God.
Like, six months ago.
I got to eat.
Alright.
We got one more call.
One more call.
Who is it?
This is Travis from Cincinnati.
Travis from Cincinnati.
What's your suggestion?
What's going on?
Yeah.
Hey, um, second time caller.
Um, I kept actually kept the backup ideas.
Yeah, Travis, Travis, we already,
you're saying we already spoke on this show.
Is that what's that call back?
Well, okay.
Yeah, really good work and the booth there on,
uh, Travis through as much as possible.
Travis, what's your back?
What's that?
Yeah, I just, I, well,
I actually just kept this idea in case there was a mix up through as much as possible. I'm sure that's what's okay. Your back. What's that? Yeah.
Well, I actually just kept this idea in case there was a mix up with the phones
concerning the bit.
Dipper's pop up concept.
There was another issue.
Kind of.
Well, no, no, they got me through this time, but I just wanted to have one in my back pocket,
you know, because that might happen.
So very popular.
So what I was thinking is you guys could create a hyper-specific review niche YouTube channel.
Um, and so maybe suggest, well, maybe something like actually today at work, somebody had
unwrapped a sub-par bobble head for a local baseball player here.
This is a party was very well.
Okay, this is amazing. You're telling me that today at your place of business,
someone unwrapped the Bob a bobble head.
And the bobble head was of inferior quality
to other bobble heads you've encountered.
We're real garbage heads.
Yes, it is terrible.
Yeah.
Is a Cincinnati Reds player, very disappointing
is just the way that I felt.
But I was thinking you can maybe do a review site
because people don't know, you know, these come in boxes
and a lot of people, you know,
there's not really a lot of unboxing for Bobblehead content
out there.
So I think if you guys could start that channel.
So like maybe you might be able to do
bobble reviews.net.
That's an idea. bobble reviews dot net. Bob just an idea. Bobble tech dot com. Bobble
rate dot IO. Bobble rocket is very good. Bobble rocket. What about?
Yeah, sorry, go ahead. No, I was just thinking you could do things like, you know, maybe
rate on quality of paint. I noticed that was a problem today uh... i think spring strength would be one that would be you know worthwhile
travis you know one twisted mf r this is crazy
travis is a small issue the time of bobble
the time of bobble you know which bobble heads actually
sounds like the person who should be starting the bobble head
it is a tra. He lives in Cincinnati.
No, I mean, I do have a good subject.
Should combine this idea with a magnetist take acid suggestions.
Travis, we can have these on bobble, bobble reviews.net.
What do you say?
Okay. Yeah, that sounds good.
I was thinking you could finish it off
with one of those luggage scales where you test the strength to see what it takes to finally
decapitate the doll. Wow. So you'd have a digital and pounds. All right. This got dark. But also,
I think would speak to the quality of the bobblehead. I think it a lot of ways. Travis, this is great.
This is great. Thank you very much. I appreciate you calling in several Collins.
Please call back soon.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll, we'll just talk about this.
Listen, he was about to say something amazing.
I talked to Travis more than I talked to my own mom.
Oh yeah, I was, Travis just got to be high.
And if he's not, if he's not high,
then we've got to get Travis some help immediately.
But I do like the Bobblehead review concept.
I didn't know there could be varying qualities
of a Bobblehead.
I didn't really take that into account.
We get a Trump Bobblehead in here
and see how that fares against a Putin Bobblehead.
You know, you matchups actually be pretty good.
You could do like pop culture matchups.
I was gonna say those little pop vinyl pop
or whatever they are, those little dolls.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you know those little dolls,
those little pop culture dolls that they sell? Mm. You've never seen those little dolls. You're talking about. Do you know this little dolls, those little pop culture dolls that they sell?
You've never seen those little dolls.
I mean, stuff they sell like kid robot.
Yeah, they have those little,
it's not quite a bubble.
The head doesn't bubble, it's just a head.
In any event.
Like cause, like the cause figures?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
All right, in any event.
Well, this is great.
Look it, look it.
I don't know.
Look it here.
So I think we're gonna wrap up this,
whatever this was. The little sneak peek. I will say, I don't know, look at here. So I think we're going to wrap up this, whatever this was.
The little sneak peak.
I will say, I don't feel like we got all the possible ideas.
I feel like there are ideas out there.
Tweet at us if you have more ideas.
Tweet at me.
Tweet at Ryan.
What is your name, handle?
At Ryan Hullahan.
He claims it's at Ryan Hullahan.
I don't know if it's true or not.
I'm, of course, at real Donald Trump.
We see your ideas to the show at Ryan's Twitter account.
At real Donald Trump on Twitter.
You could also leave them in comment on the Facebook live thing.
I don't know if that you can just keep commenting on it.
And when we come back,
we're gonna do something we've got to decide we're gonna do right now.
Yeah, so what we need is we're gonna have to do a poll or something, just figure out what's the first thing.
Well, we'll pick something and then at the end of every show,
we're gonna take some more suggestions from you.
Yeah, I can sense like I got a lot of projects now.
I gotta open up pop-up Dippers, I've gotta make a record.
Got all these bobble heads.
I can play that for you.
We just ordered several thousand bobble heads to review
and I guess I'm gonna have to watch the new blade runner.
I guess I'm gonna have to go to a
theater unless somebody wants to
give me a screener.
Oh, if we really Scott is
listening right now,
Peter on Facebook wants us to
use Palm Preeze for a week.
And I am down.
I definitely have a couple in a box.
Let's do it.
Okay, that's a really twisted, that's a really twisted idea.
That's a really twisted idea, but I'm kind of into,
I mean, with the heater, you're a secret man.
The act of the fuck, it that works at this point.
I don't even know.
If it doesn't, where are we gonna get the sim?
I love this idea.
I love this idea.
This is the best one.
So the challenge is to use a PalmPree for a week.
The PalmPree was released in 2009.
Has more features than the iPhone X.
Can we?
Doesn't have a notch.
Can we use the PalmPree two?
This would have to be the first PalmPree.
I think it's gotta be the pixie
that underpowered calculator.
I have an iPad.
I have an iPad.
The pixie's cool.
It's cool, okay.
Pixie's cool.
It's like a tiny, like a little baby blackberry.
But it's got to weigh better your interface.
Okay.
This is good.
All right.
I can no app store or backup, but it should work.
Great.
All right.
Let's put a poll on Twitter of four of these ideas.
I guess so.
And then we'll decide.
So if you're listening to this, I'm up to just make a few up.
We're going to run a poll.
We got this one.
This one guy said.
Joshua to Paul Skate on Twitter.
Yeah. It's just good. All right. Well, listen, this has been a nerve- Skian, Twitter. Yeah, it's just good.
All right, well, listen, this has been a nerve shattering, how right?
I think we can all agree.
I think all of us are feeling a little bit, you know, a little bit mentally terrorized by
this broadcast.
But look, this is, oh, it's a work in progress.
You know, we're trying to...
And in two weeks, you'll be able to see us.
We'll have video.
Yeah, that's right.
And in two weeks, it's going to be a whole have video yeah that's right and in two weeks it's gonna be a whole different
whole different we're gonna have done something
we're gonna have done something we've done anything in our lives
yeah we'll have a call with something one of these tasks
we'll have video we'll have bobble heads
uh...
bobble it
Travis will call and I don't want to end up with like a studio full of bobble heads
though I don't want to be that sort of show studio full of Bobbill heads though. I don't want it to be that sort of show.
You got dip in Bobbill heads.
And I'll be nude.
I'll be in the nude the whole time.
So I think it's gonna be a really good show.
You can find us only exclusively on Facebook just kidding.
We'll go for a little something for the sex.
Havers out there.
The sex havers.
Yeah, that's what you call them.
People who do that.
We should go into a sex haver convention.
Oh, I like that. You the sex convention. Do they have it just like sex convention? They got to sex habit. That's what you call people who do it. We should go into a sex habit convention. Oh, I like that.
The sex convention.
Do they have it just like sex convention?
They got to sex me.
It's not specifically about anything.
It's just about sex.
It's just there to talk about it.
It's not a broad topic.
Yeah.
All right, well, that is the show for this week.
We'll be back in two weeks with live video,
more live Collins, an actual thing that we've done.
And what else, Ryan?
In the meantime, please, please listen to Dispatch.
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