Tomorrow - 134: ASMR Vampire Voice

Episode Date: October 5, 2018

On this week's Tomorrow, Josh and Ryan catch up on the news, of which there is far too much. They also discuss an ASMR obsessed teen, Mischa Barton joining reality TV, the Spider-verse, Lindsay Lohan's attempted kidnapping, Josh's A Star is Born based Bradley Cooper fandom, and their upcoming Halloween costumes. Also, Ryan was in a car accident and the country is being run by demons from an 80s hell dimension. This week has been awful but, hey, it makes for a great episode 134. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey and welcome to tomorrow, I'm your host Josh Witspowski. Today on the podcast we discuss Drew Barrymore, Misha Barton, and Lindsay Lohan. I don't want to waste one minute. Let's get right into it. Alright, we're back after a hiatus, which will explain shortly. Ryan, hello. Hello. Hello. I'm all right. It's been a couple of crazy weeks.

And we're recording this on a Thursday. It feels like it's been months. It feels like it's been months. It's been like two of the longest weeks of everybody's life. And now, Kavanaugh, we're on the eve of Kavanaugh, the greatest, one of the great frauds in the history of US politics, Brett Kavanaugh, who is allegedly a attempted rapist and also just a bad, not allegedly, but definitely an actually bad guy who has lied, certainly lied under oath, has perjured himself to several times to the Senate is on where on the eve of his, you know, we're about to, he's going to, they're going to do

a confirmation vote on Friday and then the final vote on over the weekend. And there's almost no chance that he's not being confirmed as a lifetime appointment. Despite Alyssa Milano's best efforts. Yeah. As a lifetime appointment, as the swing vote, when we know that he is a completely fucking partisan, full on right wing, right, declining. Yeah, you think he's going to be real fair to Democrats? He literally said he said that this is a Clinton conspiracy.

And that we all have a coming or whatever. Great. So that's at the end of game, average, uh, the end of abortion rights. I mean, there, there, there mean, there's no amount of... Could they do a second citizens United? There's no way of knowing the repercussions, but for my daughter, I feel a lot worse about the future right now. I'll tell you that.

I have a little girl who's about the future right now. I'll say that I have a Little grows about to turn five and in February and I feel really bad about her future And I feel really bad about bringing not the about bringing it out into the world But I you know feel like what world is she going to inherit? I think in a Measurably worse world with worse people running it um... and you know listen once bret kavanaugh is on the supreme court the republicans will have control of all three bodies of our government and i think it's likely that i think it's not impossible to imagine scenarios now where not only is trump not

held accountable for his crimes, many crimes, both pre-end post-presidency, but I think it's likely we're going to be entering into some really scary gray areas where maybe he decides to not have another election. Post-pone elections or, honestly, what are the checks to that now there if there if the democrats can flip i mean maybe they can flip one uh... i mean maybe they can flip they're not gonna flip the senate it's looking increasingly less likely they're gonna do that

anyhow sorry so that's the news of the moment that's where our heads are at right now but we were uh... we did not do a show last week and ryan you want to talk a little bit about like uh... well there was there's quite a bit going on. You had some scheduling issues. Yeah, I was scheduled issues running around like a crazy person. I was also under a bit of duress.

I've had a really bad two weeks switch involved at one point. Me spending 12 hours in jail. Ryan is a criminal, a career criminal, which if you know, um, if you've seen Oran does the new black, you know, my experience as a, uh, as a White gay person who wears highlighter. This was very scarring for me They They picked me up and they said it's time for this person to spend 12 hours in a dark room with a Anazzi who was coming off of a drug called spice. Oh, I think is I googled it some kind of synthetic marijuana But I really didn't want to know more. Sounds good

He shit himself and then told me that the earth was flat and ranted for several hours. I thought wrong about that, you get it, Mitt. I got into a car accident while having a panic attack, which is why I drove the car. And I don't normally drive, and it was a rental. And I hit someone's mailbox, and they called the police when they saw what was happening, and then came outside.

And the police came, they saw me having a panic attack, and I guess because we were in the middle of like, bomb fuck nowhere, they're just used to people being really high on meth. And so despite me saying, I guys having a panic attack, I have panic attacks, I take Xanax, they had to get my doctor on the phone, like my primary care physician, and it was a Saturday

to find out that I wasn't on drugs. So I spent several hours, several being 12, maybe more, it was hard to keep track of time in jail, and then flew home. And this is all because my grandma was dying. I went there. She was just visiting, and then she went to a hospital where she had no insurance, and all of this cost me

an in this scene, I'm out of money that I don't have. So when I came into the office, you were like, how was your weekend? And I was like, oh yeah. Then on top of your scheduling issues, I was like, maybe we just take a mulligan. Yeah.

I think it was like, you know what? As much as I'd love to talk about Brett Kavanaugh, I feel like we should take a week off. It's, you know, it's very, it's a very dark time, both for you personally and for the nation. And I was here getting ready to go to a charity show, which by the way, was robbed the same night that we were gonna do the show.

The charity event was robbed, so now I'm dealing with that as well, but on that day, I was in the office, and you were all, there's like a few stragglers left at the end of the day. It's usually like, if I'm in the office, it's like I'm the last person out usually. And everybody was like, I had been like rehearsing for this charity performance, and I walked out of the little side room, and everyone was crowding around a computer watching a clip of Donald Trump saying, some of the worst things about rape I have ever heard in my life.

I did like an unhinged press conference. Oh, right. That was the last week was the Trump like just decided to feel, oh, that was the UN week. Yeah, he did like a live pod. Was that last week? That's the true hours.

Yeah, it felt like, that feels like it's forever ago. Well, you're all standing around watching this clip. It's horrible. And I was like, what was the rest of the press conference like and you were like, this is happening live. Like, you just been saying this for for long enough that you could wonder out and I at one point I was just like I you know we sit there for I don't know half an hour something

I was like I actually laid down your office and just listen to I gotta go I just have to go now and do things like I can't I mean yeah it look we're uh I was like only the floor can support trying to think of what we talk about I don't necessarily just want to talk about this I'm'm gonna know. We have a lot. No, there's many things you do have to mention like the but some of Jeff Flake and the evil of Lindsey Graham. We're gonna be that just to recap there. So sorry that we did not do. Yeah, and we sure I guess we should done a little things like hey we're not doing a show this week or I

could have tweeted and I tried to post an old episode then I ran to an issue with the CMS. So you guys had to sit tight on that one, but it wasn't like you spent 12 hours in jail. That's right. It's an episode of a podcast. At least you were not in jail, I think. Yeah. And now Ryan, are you a member of a prison gang?

What is the deal? Yeah, I have a face tattoo. Okay, go, go to the post-molone. You know, I saw a clip of post-molone. I hate to talk about post-molone, but I saw a clip of post-molone. And he's selling, which I think I have to say, very cute. He's, they sell on the post-molone merch site.

You can buy all of Post-Molone's face tattoos. They're like temporary tattoos. I mean, time for Halloween. Yeah, time for Halloween. Yeah. Actually, I could go as post-molone. You could. My hair's got a little bit longer.

I have a beard. I've gotten some bad feedback. I want to go as a dead judge, just a judge who died. I'm not giving any specifics, or it's not a threat. I just want to be a dead judge, and everyone's been very happy for trying to do that. What, like, what does the judge look like? Oh, you know, I like it.

In my mind, he's like a, it's a male. It's a male, a male, oh, a male judge. I was like a jock from a venture than Earth. Yeah, like a bully, and you know, he's, he loves beer. He's like super into beer. Oh, so it's like you'd be like wearing a robe, a judge's robe and you have like your hair would be

brinette. Yes. And you would be carrying like a beer sign. Like a beer and like I'd be in the robes and then you know they'd be splashed with some blood and you know I put some like little dead stuff and then I'm a dead judge. Wow, I mean it's a bold and you know it's like

but just an unspecific like a hypothetical'm a dead judge. Wow, I mean, it's a bold and, you know, it's like, but just an unspecific, like a hypothetical pop culture judge. It's a, it's tough because on the one hand, you know, it's a joke, but on the other hand, you don't want to get Kathy Griffin, you know? Nope. You don't want to be a Kathy Griffin scenario. So I think I'm going to just go as Jack Skellington.

Again? I know. Zelda was telling me that I'm going to be first. She was like, well, she was like that I'm going to be first. She was like, well, she was like, I'm gonna be Elsa. I was like, maybe you want to be a witch. And then she was like, yeah, I'm gonna be a witch. And you know, Zelda does like scary,

because it's October now, by the way, the best month of the year. The best. And my favorite month for many reasons, my anniversary is in October. Oh, my too. Birthday is in October. Halloween is in October. And, my too. Birthday is an October. Halloween is an October.

And all of those things I love. Love the good foods and it's colder. And it gets, it's apple season. Mm-hmm. The fall has begun. Now I was very resistant to the fall. I felt like our summer was kind of fucked up. I felt like August.

Yeah. We had a very wet August that sucked. And, but now I'm like, I'm into it. I like it. Red wine at night. Lots of red wines. Bucks. Books. Yeah, it red wine at night. Mm-hmm lots of red wines books Yeah, it's cozy anyhow, so but um

She was like you're gonna be a warlock because I had I was telling her about the Julian Sands film warlock Have you ever seen it? Mm-hmm Julian Sands. He's like a tall blonde man. He plays a warlock is a male witch Which I why had to tell her I had to tell her what a male which, which, for my earlier. Why had to tell her, why to tell her what a mail which was, I don't wanna be like cis normative when it comes to witches or whatever, but.

Listen, you magically identify, how you magically identify. I mean, gender is a constrict. If you're a sorcerer, I think that's a degree you have to get. Is gender a construct? Yeah. Sex is a long way.

It's confusing. It's biological. It's so confusing. Anyhow, I don't want to go down that rabbit hole But no, it's it's it's either a constructor it isn't Or it's something in between but anyhow the the So then she's like you're yeah, you can be a warlock. I'm like cool

But now it sounds like we're gonna be the PJ masks That's a that's a cartoon for kids. There's Owlette, that's the, she's a girl. They're like massed Avengers. And Catboy, which I guess I'm gonna be Catboy, she's told me. And which is cool, I could pull off Catboy. Yeah. And then Laura's gonna be Gecko, there's three of them, so it works out.

Yeah. Because we're a triplet. It's perfect. So I think it's never dressed up a Halloween, much to my hair. What did you last Halloween? Yes, it's for them to do it. What did I do last Halloween? Oh, it's hard to remember. I haven't worn a costume in a long time, but now that now that oh, I was we went as like a

group of people went as focus focus. So I went as bad mother. Oh, yeah, the film. I think now I mean, we're going to go trick or treating. So we did last year, and she was still really young this year. She's going to be really going for it, I think. I'm hosting an event on Halloween. So and it's going to be Sabrina, the teenage witch theme. So I'm going to address as Melissa Joan Hart, the scariest. Oh, it was a new Sabrina. Yeah, there's a new Sabrina. It looks pretty good. It's great. Who's the girl that's in it? A human man. A human man.

A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. A human man. It's great. Who's the girl that's in it? She's your mad man. She's your mad man. She's your mad man. Who is a great, very good actress. Very good. She's also, I watch her in a horror movie that I thought was very mediocre, but she's shined. She's shined. It was, she was pretty good in it. Anyhow, so, so it's October, how do we get on this topic? I don't know. Want to get back to the news? Let's talk about news.

Okay,, Chinese intelligence is putting hardware hacks in the form of tiny microchips into American computing devices. Amazon and Apple have both denied claims that they were hacked, but it's almost impossible to tell. I mean, this is really great. This to me is, well, on the one hand, if it's true, if it's true, agon-us globalist cucks, should have brought manufacturers back to America. If it's true, it's very bad for many reasons. One, it's like, well, we don't want that generally speaking.

But it does reinforce everything that Trump is talking about. I mean, it helps to propel us towards a great war, a world war three. I mean, we also just found out that like, not the CIA, I think it's the CIA and somebody else was developing a biochemical weapon to destroy farms in other countries. Should they threaten us? Yeah. To genetically engineer all their crops to die. So, you know, tit for tat on that one. It's a real cyberpunk affair we've got going on here. I mean, it really is like the mega-corp- It's getting weird. The mega-corp's control everything. There's a reality show, a reality show star as president.

And Putin just got his own reality show. Oh, did he? That's how Putin. Yeah. That's Putin ever. Putin, it's Putin with an exclamation mark. Putin of love. Putin it in.

No, but Putin of love is good. Putin, it's like Putin on, I don't know. Putin on the ritz. Putin on the ritz. Anyhow, what was I saying? Chinese intelligence. Oh, right. So yeah, then the Chinese have hijacked our servers

with tiny microchips that are actually like backdoors to all of the largest companies in the world. I think one, of course, two, it's bad for America, three, I'm fucking who cares. I mean, I know all honesty, Hacqa's China, Hacqa's the fuck out of us. Honestly, a Chinese rule might be better at this point. I'm not sure, but, you know, sure, they made fan being, being disappear for, is that her name?

They get that right? Okay, it's just like I said, that loud. They gave her a $2826 million tax bill, which America's never done to anyone rich. But they also disappeared over three months. Which is like very suspicious. She's like an extremely famous person. Anyhow, you know what though?

Like, at this point, fucking, who cares this we're living in a joke of a country We have a fraud we have a fraud government and I think what's really gonna be specials when the economic the pending economic crisis hits I mean everybody I've talked to recently is like and and and like people have to Do that are smart people who are older than me and no more than me. They're like they're like oh, yeah No, we're we're we're definitely gonna be hit with a massive economic like crisis soon like last time was so fun There's no doubt that everything now is Obama fumes. Oh, yeah, like the stock market the stock market doing well Doesn't mean the people are doing well. No, and you know, it's like the whole thing of like the economy is not numbers It's on a piece of paper like the economy is is

And, you know, it's like the whole thing of like the economy is not numbers. It's not a piece of paper like the economy is, is, is, is, is, what, how we should be measuring it is not like the algorithms that have spit out whatever stock ticker, like we are should be measuring our economy by like education, health, our actual productivity, people's fulfillment. Like the economy is supposed to serve us. We don't exist to like push these numbers. I mean, America's inflated heights. America's in the top 10 most dangerous places for women.

So I mean, you know, that's most dangerous countries for women. So I mean, that's not, that's what I mean. Anyway, Breccavenon, most powerful man. I love Breccavenon, great guy. Well, I prefer his alterie, or Bart O'Cavino from the, you know, Mark Judge. At least he knows that, that's fun. Mark Judge has a great quote where he talked about,

I'm gonna read it actually. Mark Judge is the guy who, Clurstein Blasey for says was in the room with uh... uh... brec cabin all you tried to rape her and um... allegedly tried to rape her and uh... here's a mark judge in his quote unquote fictionalized version of their lives he wrote a book this is something else and blog post in the twenty sixteen is from the cut

about all about mark judge but in the twenty sixteen blog post praising mail 2016, this is from the cut, all about Mark Judge. But in the 2016 blog post, praising male passion, he wrote, there's also that ambiguous middle ground where the woman seems interested and indicates whether verbally or not that the man needs to prove himself to her. And if that man is any kind of man, he'll allow himself the awesome power, the wonderful beauty of uncontrollable male passion. How do we get out of bed every day? Well, I rolled to the floor.

It was what I do first, and where I curl up into a fetal position, and I cry for 30 minutes straight in the nude, of course. And then, then, and then my strong, almost to get a completely psychically, psychologically dominating in a fetamine's kick-in. And I'm in overdrive. I slide into an outfit that I'd laid out the night before.

And I put it in a form. It's in the shape of my body. I slide right into it. And then the form is made of a micro material that breaks down and slides out of the bottom of the pants. And so I slide into my outfit. I ride a skateboard down my hallway into the kitchen where two vegetarian sausages hit me as I jump off the skateboard in mid-air.

It's kind of rude, gold bird. Yeah, there's a, there's a, kind of like a hard boiled egg and two vegetarian sausages. It's like like a 90s egg over a person. As I'm lying, just imagine an anime, you know, in the two of the hero of the villain meet in mid-air when they're fighting. That's like me, but with a hard boiled egg

and two vegetarian sausages, and I grab those, I kind of tumble roll into grabbing my bag and laptop, and then roll out of, we actually have a kind of dog door on the door leading outside. I just roll through the dog door, and then I hit a little bit of a, sorry, a launch ramp, which we built originally for skateboarding and rollerblading, but now I use to launch through the open window of my car, and then I drive to work. And a computer tells you where to go. Then a computer tells me where to go. Then a computer tells me where to go.

When I get here, I do another dose of a strong infatimine and I'm ready for the podcast. So it's pretty good stuff, you know, overall. I think it's a strong system that with no failure points. I mean, it hasn't failed yet. Let's put it that way. All right. So in other news, we all got a text from Trump. You know what, I got the text and I felt nothing.

I'll be honest with you, I don't care. Who cares? You know, you get to avoid the text, turn your phone off. I guess. Just don't be there. I just looked at it and I was like, this, I couldn't. Just think, somebody president Michael Pence, Mike Pence will have that capability.

You know, and then- Well, I'll get a day and then- President, President Jeff Sessions will have the capability and then president Brett Kavanaugh will have the capability. And then president fan Bingbing. Yeah, I wish I killed for fan Bingbing to be president. All right, another news Kanye West is still Kanye Westing. I don't know if you saw SNL where he put on a mascot suit.

Mr. Kanye West, first off, credit, kudos to SNL for their great cold open the Brett Kavanaugh. I mean Kanye West, first off, Kudos to SNL for their great cold-up and the Brett Kavanaugh. I mean, Matt Damon. Matt Damon, weird choice. No, very good choice. I thought he was actually. He said some weird stuff about me too.

Well, he was like, he was like, he was like one of these guys who's like, well, we don't know all the fun. Yeah, he's like, we don't know. What if this happened to me? Yilty, until Proginess, until Proof and Guilty, or whatever. It's kind of a weird choice.

I mean, he worked visually perfectly. Yeah, it was good. And he was good. Yeah. Adam Driver, that was excellent on the show. Yeah. It looks very uncomfortable anytime he was back on the US. Oh, you know what I'm saying?

There's a great, I think going around where it's Kanye, it's Mike Myers looking at Kanye when Kanye is like, George Bush doesn't care about black people. And then it's Adam Driver looking at Kanye wearing his like MAGA hat. And it's like, it's crazy like then and now. Yeah. Kanye, he first of his performances were fucking ridiculous.

I'm sorry, just on that. Just on that. No, that's what I mean. On an artistic level, dude doesn't have it anymore, in my opinion. I used to love his music. And I'm saying this as a fan of his music. A true, like, I think he's some of the shit he says is stupid.

I've, you know, he certainly has opinions on women and life that I don't agree with. But, musically speaking, I have really enjoyed almost everything Kanye has done. But his personal, his solo output, I mean, that's not, I love it. It's seriously one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard of my entire life. And there's no way you can tell me otherwise. Yeah.

There is no evidence that that song is not stupid, it's fuck. I mean, the whole thing reaked of like, bringing on down to Timber Lake town or whatever. It literally, yeah, anyhow, but then they did this dumb performance. I know like he's trying to be like, it's like meta, it's like so dumb that it's good or whatever, I can't dress up with a parier bottle. But like, if Gaga couldn't do with our pop, you can't do it with this, sorry buddy. What did she try to do? Remember she was like dressing up as like,

thing of hair or like she was like, I'm Judy Garland in the Wizard of Oz performing our pop, which was like supposed to be like a joke about how her performances are over-themed and people don't understand them. And like, okay, are over-themed and people don't understand them. And like, okay, you over-themed this joke and nobody understands it. So like, it didn't work.

It's like, just give us a hit, okay. Yeah, just put out a good song and then sing it. We're gonna talk about Gaga in a second, but I don't know if it's on your list or not, but we gotta type it a star as born. But hang on a second. So Kanye then, so wait, he, so he does his dumb performances and then he does a third performance. I didn't state, I mean, I I was like I just turned it off after the actually I think I turned the show off

During the second performance because I was like this is so bad I always build it myself a nice 45 minute buffer so I can fast forward the commercial that smart That's smart And then he missed it, but then you missed the real time to anything which used to be my favorite segment But I always now fast forward weekend update because they're both terrible. I did it sweet during the show, which I kind of, I guess I'd had a couple drinks and it's always dangerous territory for me,

but it was like Kanye looking down from space at the Sharky jumps. And the more I think about it, I was like, I was like, what was my thought process then? I was like, the Shark jump is so high that he's in space looking down at the shark that he jumps in. So he's actually based a lot of sense. It is like, I think his Shark jump is so high that he's in space looking down at the shark that he jumped.

So he's actually based a lot of sense. It is like, I think his shark jump is fairly epic and ongoing. And then I guess at the end of the show, he did a rant that Chris Rock was like Instagramming. Chris Rock was in the audience Instagramming and he did some rant about all kinds of dumb shit. But I'm sorry, Kanye is, he needs to read some books. He's a learn things He needs to shut the fuck up about Trump like I don't you can disagree you just like could let Kanye be Kanye Trump stands for everything that Kanye has previously in his career and in his life

stood against I mean he is Trump is a dyed in the wool racist. He is a bad, he's hates people of color. He hates people that are not white men. He's a misogynist. He's been accused of many, many unwanted advances by women, sexual assaults by women. He's just like lost touch with regular life. And there's another narcissist getting attention. And he's like, why would like some of that? And people and people who have supported Kanye and love Kanye for doing shit like, you know, new slaves, which I mean, just like, I think some, I mean, somebody's

means like, is like, you're like, wow, I can't believe I've done these lyrics, but a lot of it's like, wow, this is like extremely impactful. Even if you're like, well, he's a misogynist or well, I don't like, you know, whatever, there's still like a lot of what he's done, particularly on race that has been extremely powerful. And it's like, so talk about Donald Trump, like he's your homeboy, like he's your bro, and like he's a good guy and he wants people to be together is like, extremely, uh, deliriously misguided and insane.

And it's like, somebody needs to get Kanye a few books on what's really going on. We just need a like a parent, like I was saying to you earlier that I want to give my dad. You just need like a parental lock to be like, you know, you're not allowed to read Breitbart or the MRA read it anymore. You can't like watch Fox News or like you don't get to read Candizo in tweets. Like just here's a steady diet of regular, healthy, normal information from like, real sources, not toxically trying, calling for death camps or whatever. And then I feel like a steady diet of that

might get him back. Yeah, maybe. But I mean, it's like, he's not, kind of, he can't do that. But like, Chinese not dumb, I don't think, but he's acting really stupid. By the way, and I saw this video,

so I'm gonna be putting, I retweeted Questlove because he was like, also Questlove seemed very disappointed and sad about the Kanye situation. Well, I'm going to do Ray too. Oh, the long, I think it was great. Yeah, on Instagram. She performed at his wedding too, so it's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. But I saw this, somebody in one of the comments of the, in the comments of

that tweet of the of the quest love tweet put this video in of a jasmine mans doing a poem footnotes for Kanye, which is unfuckin believable like really like holy shit this is exactly what someone needs to say about Kanye and to Kanye anyhow so I recommend everybody listens to that, watches and listens to it. Well, in other news about very smart people acting really fucking dumb, Facebook got hacked again and they're like, it's no big deal. It's fine. And we all got logged out of every Facebook thing ever and it's time to just get rid of that. It's time to just like, what is it going to take?

I'll make another events app. I think there's a there's a you know Facebook is like how is this still? I look at it so bad. I look at it from time to time. I don't know, feel much. I feel dead. I have to use it for work for a good side. That's it. Yeah, I know. I feel dead. I have to use it for work for a while. Dense side. That's it. Yeah, I know. I have to. Well, the only way people fucking show up to shows. Some day Facebook will be gone,

and all that will be in its place is a large black. Meme. A large black stone, an obelisk. With a meme on it. A monolithic. A monolithic slab that contains all the worlds, add data, and the, and the,

Tim Cook, Tim Cook, Tim Cook, the Apes that follow us will find it, and it'll create a loud noise and it'll spur the next phase of evolution. Tim Cook had a good quote, he said, companies that tell you they need your data to monetize are lying to you.

And it's fucking true. Like that is, Oh no, they're not, that's the truth. They need your data to monetize are lying to you. And it's fucking true. Like that is. Oh, no, they're not. That's the truth. They need your data to monetize. Yeah, but then they're lying to you about lots of things. And they're also lying to you that that's the only way to make money on a thing like a Facebook charge. Everybody has single dollar to use their thing. It's an affordable amount. But how come Google? How can I feel comfortable with Google and not comfortable Facebook? Google's fucked up less. And also thing with Google versus Facebook is think about the type of information you give and what they do with it.

Like all of your Gmail stuff is encrypted and like what other information, you're giving them like what websites you click on. Like that's hard to weaponize. I just think there's also value exchange. Like for my time, Google gives me the things I need to find on the internet really quickly and usually pretty accurately. It gives me the best email client that I have used

and confined thus far, and I've looked at all of them. It gives me docs and sheets and slides. Well, I'm getting to that. Docs and sheets, it's like actual productivity tools I use all the time. And then there's like products like YouTube, which is pretty fucking powerful. I mean, I don't love all of it, but a lot of it.

I gotta talk about YouTube for a second. Just remind me, wait, wait, wait. But so the value exchange is different. Like, yeah, do I see ads that are customized to me? Yeah, I do. But I also get Google Photos. And are they using the data and Google Photos to make their algorithm smarter to identify and face?

Is like, yeah, I guess so. But I believe that they are doing it in a non-amized way. You know, it's not like people are looking at it. I'm not looking at my photos, I assume. And Google Photos is amazing. So I know a lot of what you do on Google is intentionally supposed to be kept private. Like, nobody's supposed to be able to go into your docs

unless you specifically share it to them. Everything on Facebook is a tent that you give them is to broadcast to these types of people. Right, so Facebook, Facebook, what does Facebook offer to me? Like what is the value exchange? Share with friends and family? Who fucking cares? Who cares?

I mean, seriously, like I don't, but now people share like they'll send I message photos or Google photos, you like share people on them. Like that's the way to share photos as far as I'm concerned. I'm talking to people. I talk to people all day long everywhere. In the way to invite people to the address book, it's called my contact list. Events, yeah, I guess event invitations, but like only events I never attend. I mean, that's you though, but for I cannot get people's to go to shows unless there's an app pestering people.

Well, I gotta do me, Ryan. I know, I'm just saying that's the vet. But the thing is with all of this, people handed over their entire genetic code to find out that they were Irish. You don't even mean like what? That's important. But we did that.

So like people are... You found out your Irish and also you did four murders. So... So people were thrilled to do that and that's fucking terrifying. Well, it's terrifying. The value has to be so low. It's terrifying on one hand,

but you know, if you want to understand your heritage and know your family, I mean, Laura has done that. I've done it. But you could just, there's other ways to do that. There are certain DNA is a magical, you can find things you can... I'm not handing over my phone to I know. I know. I know. I know. Well, I know people who have found, uh, you know, adopted people who found their

actual, their, their blood. I don't know that American health insurance companies and pharmaceutical companies have any access to that data is worth that trade. I don't know. Do they have access to it? Is it anonymized? How anonymized could it? I could find you based on Yahoo searches in 2002. I think you literally can. They've literally have found pinpointed people based on those searches. Well, they're catching a lot of criminals.

Sure, but again, I feel like our prisons are packed enough. There's other ways to go about that. No, we got to get the serial killers and serial rapists. Those are the real criminals. No, the crazy, the fucking prisons are packed with people who had a fucking marijuana trafficking offense. I know Slippery Slope isn't a great argument, but to me it's like, I think I'm fine.

We definitely need, we do need prisons. I didn't say we don't need prisons. I'm not, not the way we have them. I'm not here arguing. I just say, I just say, there is a, I would argue that. Yeah. Okay, but catching a serial killer or a serial rapist. Sure.

I just don't know that every single person handing their genetic data over to the federal companies is what I would do. No, that's a bad idea. Although, although, but maybe it leads to a cure for cancer, it let me ask you this. If you, if they told, if somebody told you that if everybody in on the planet offered their DNA to Pfizer, but it would mean that Pfizer could would finally have a cure for cancer. Would it not be worth it? It depends on whether there's any legal protections for them denying coverage, any of the basic

things that they're doing. Even if there were no legal protections, even if there were no legal protection. But then how would you even get any treatment because you wouldn't be allowed to have insurance? Well, they would charge $5 million for the cure again. They need living people charge money. No, I don't like it. All I'm saying is if Pfizer can like, if they did this in the Pfizer and create a,

Pfizer can create like an HIV vaccine and a cure for cancer and end to heart disease. Not America. I'm just saying. I don't think I know. Well, I'll take, I'll take, but I'm not on the side of the insurance or the pharmaceutical companies.

I'm only on the side of a curing cancer. All right, tell me about YouTube. Oh, okay, so I found, I saw this video, it was like a Tumblr on Tumblr that was abstract. So into Tumblr, by the way. Tumblr's the best. Although, Tumblr's a lot of things I think I'd like them to do differently.

I'd like to get in, if you, Tumblr, if you need a new product guy, talk to me because I feel like I could do a lot of good for you. The on Tumblr I saw a thing that was like his girl. Have you talked about this before? Okay. This is Redhead, almost like Albino girl. And I was like, she was like whispering. Oh yeah. Yeah. I said, my girl. Yeah. Mac. Yeah. Okay. And I was like, she was like, with brain. Oh, yeah. I can't say Margarell. Yeah, Mack. Yeah. Okay.

And I was like, so when I first saw, I'm like, the thing I saw, and I didn't know what it was, I came to understand later it is a, there's a store called Zoomeys, is that how you pronounce it? Okay. This video is, it's like, rude Zoomeys, rude Zoomeys sales sales person is her character, but I was like, I don't know, one, I don't know what is going on.

I was like, she's out of context with no title or anything. I was like, what is, what is it that I'm seeing? Why is she saying what she's saying? Because she's being like, really rude. She's like, she's like, you don't look like you can afford to shop here. And I'm like, then I was like, is this person, she's always doing this? I was like, yeah, this is like with the nails.

She's like, yeah. And then I was like, is this person 13 or 35 or 300? I don't know, give her the keys to the kingdom. She's the only one that has everything figured out. Okay, so then, so then, so then, so then I finally kind of, like I Googled, I'm like, angry, shop, girl, red head, whispering, you know, like all these weird, I was like, how do you figure out what this is?

That'll be a mic.com explainer or whatever. I think I actually found her a YouTube channel, but then I started looking at the YouTube stuff, and I gotta tell you, I'm sorry, I have to fucking say it. She's like 13 years old. I cannot accept that there are like legions of fucking awful pedophiles who are really into these videos

because they are fucking weird and too adult and her parents should not be allowing this. I'm gonna be a dad here for a second. She seems like a very nice, sweet, talented, interesting person, but like who is shooting these videos? Who is posting them? I know maybe she's doing all on her own, but there's one where she's like a cop.

I just watched last night. It has a million views went up like three days ago where she's like a cop that's giving somebody a ticket. She's wearing like a cop out like a costume. And it's like, I'll say this. I stand her work. Someone's shooting at. But I also worry.

Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I think this is exploitation. It was like when JoJo was 13 and had a series of number one singles in which she was like sexualized. And I was like, again, stan the song. I worry for JoJo. Yeah.

I'm just saying who are Max fucking parents? You know Buzzfeed has some breathless, like meet your latest, me queen. Yeah, meet your latest meme queen, Mack. And it's like, okay, cool, great, okay, God, she's 13, she does ASMR videos. And she is a meme queen. ASMR, by the latest meme queen, Mack. And it's like, okay, cool, great, okay, God, she's 13, she does ASMR videos. She is a meme queen. ASMR, by the way, like, I know it's a non-sexual thing,

highly sexual in nature. I'm sorry, it is like about making your brain tingle. It's very sexual. Yeah, it's at least adjacent, it's too close for comfort. You're in masturbation territory with the tingling of bed. When girls shop at like limited two ways. I'm not trying to be I'm not trying to be a little too close to you. I'm not judging you. It's like of course it's on 13 year olds is odd. I'm not judging you. Yeah. That's makes you feel

good. That's great. But I do think the combination of this 13 year old girl, however old she's young, in these weird scenarios where she's definitely acting way more adult than she is. scenarios where she's definitely acting way more adult than she is. Mm-hmm. Whispering. Eating. It's, I'm like 50 to 75% of her audience is some fucking terrible creeps. And I just wonder who is behind this? Who is allowing it?

Who is the, who is what's, what's Max team like? She's 13, what the fuck? Yeah. She's a kid. I don't know. Look, I don't want to, I'm not a lot, I love technology. I love the idea that you can broadcast, shit that you want to broadcast to the world.

I like the idea that you can, then Mac can have a channel where she has millions of followers. Have you been on musically, which is recently? I have renamed TikTok. Yeah, TikTok. I've seen musically, cause there's a lot of 12 to 17 year old boys, like with their shirts off, Abless, Lip syncing and like pouring candle wax on themselves. What?

Not that I am looking at this, but I have seen- That's very at all. parody videos on YouTube were like, not parody, but like commentary videos, where someone like explains what the app is to older people and like jokes about it and it's like how are people allowing this?

And I have seen that and I'm like, oh God, like two twin boys showing off their abs, lip syncing to the Jonas brothers or whatever and like, and it's just like this is not and then they're like, also they're scamming people because on those apps where you like lip synch or live stream, like it's all about getting people to like do micro transactions

so that you'll give them shout outs in the videos and so they're like begging kids who are like doing in-app purchases on their parents credit cards to donate a hundred100 to the shadow. Like it's all of it is toxic and weird and bad. And it's just like we, someone should step in, but meanwhile, we're disappearing fan Bing Bing and I can't bear the exact picture.

No, but I just think, I'm having Brett Kavanaugh, so we've got bigger fish to fray, guys. I just think, I don't know. Lauren, I had a little bit of an argument about it last night, because I was like, I don't think this is like, she just is like into this, like she just does this. And the more I thought about it, the more we talked about it, I was like, yeah, it is weird.

Like, this doesn't seem like it's just the work of a 13 year old on her own. And like, even if it is, like, aren't her parents like, hey, Mack, you spend a lot of time on that YouTube, you know, like, you know, like, at least turn out like comments, approval, and, you spent a lot of time on that YouTube, you know, like, you know, like, like, comments, approval and mom will go through the comments.

They're like, I haven't looked at the comments. I didn't look at the comments. I don't know. I just never, I never read the comments as they say in the, in the, in the multiverse. But anyhow, but that's, so that is that, I'm not, I'm not trying to be like the old guy,

but like, I don't know. Well, speaking of children. Yeah, oh boy. Lindsey little hint tried to abduct a child. guy, but like, I don't know. Well speaking of children. Yeah, oh boy. Lindsey Lohan tried to abduct a child. Oh yeah, this shit's crazy. I heard this on Howard Stern. I didn't even see the video. Oh, I saw this as it broke.

Like I saw this on her Instagram was like, what are we doing? I haven't watched the video, but it's insane. Here's the craziest part and Stern and Rob have been pointed this out. By the way, I find Howard Stern so annoying. I have to say, he first of all, I think he's like a secret. The immense Trump are like buddies.

I mean, like him and Bill Marr, it's like you said some really awful shit in the 90s that we haven't grappled with and the worst things get the less I can engage. No, I mean, he did like a Chinese person impression and it was like extremely racist. Like literally just the other day. And like I don't, I'll put it on sometimes

if I'm like feeling sleepy in the car, because like at the very least it keeps me kind of like alert. But I was listening to Stern for a while and I was like, oh, this shows like got some pretty funny moments. And then like over time, like what I've discovered is it's so much of the same dumb shit every day. I mean he talks, it means so much content that it's just regurgitated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doesn't mean he's not skill-village.

No, I mean, so many interviews are great. And his interview with Snoop was really, really amazing, but that's because Snoop is kind of amazing, you know? But anyhow, so here's the thing that was really funny. So the setup is this. I don't know. Lindsay Lohan is in Turkey. I don't, yeah, I was part of it.

There's some weird Turkish connection or something. She was there like doing some kind of promotional. She did this before, like some promotional stuff for Turkey. She had just been at the saline show. Yeah, I think she's like being given money by the government of Turkey. Oh, she's absolutely like a Turkish spy. She definitely does not.

Right, I think we wrote a post about this actually. She definitely doesn't own that BH club or the island or it's a brand deal like Trump's businesses. I think we have a story about how she's a Turkish spy. But she's like, she finds this family, and she's like wants the mother and the daughter to like go to her hotel room. Yeah, she's like, I'll get you a hotel room. Doesn't want the husband to come,

because he's like a sex trafficker or something. She's like, she assumed. She just saw a homeless family who was trying to like get through the night and was like, Hey, I'll give you a hotel room, but like your dad can't come and they were like, what? And no, I think we're good. And she was like, no, like you have to, and then when they refused, she like tried to steal their children forcibly. And so then she got punched by the mom. Yeah, and also, but here's the worst thing is that she's doing some weird,

so she doesn't, whatever language they're speaking, she doesn't speak. Turkey. Yeah, she speaks like some weird, she's just using an accent. For her. No, she's like, come with me. No, come with me.

You'll need to come to my hotel or whatever. Like shout a couple words in Arabic. I'm like, what are you doing this accent for? Like, she did a duolingo. Like, it's not, it's not like helping them understand you. You just sound like a, like a creak. Like a, yes, Howard was doing this just sound like a creak-o. Yes, Howard was doing this thing as a vampire voice,

which is actually kind of true. It's like kind of vampiric. No, it's fucked up. I don't understand. Lindsay Lohan, we need to get to band in that. This is look. I really want to go to her beach club and just look around.

Can we talk about Misha Barton being on the hills? Oh my God. I'm sorry, how does that fucking work at all? I don't know, but I'll be tuning in and I guess it did work. Oh my god. I'm sorry. How does that fucking work at all? I don't know, but I'll be tuning in and I guess it did work. I mean, I guess so because I definitely will also be tuned in. She's literally playing Marissa Cooper. I gotta, but as of you, I mean, I have to hand it to MTV.

Like fuck MTV, you've got your game tight. They're doing the Lindsay Lohan reality show. I don't care about that. But their, if Vanderbump rules style, Lil Han Beach Club, I mean, did you watch the Lindsay docu series? If it's a fucking crazy shit, I'm a man. I have a life I'm off time to watch a Lindsay low hand This is like when you told me that you weren't gonna like the Nintendo switch. I'm gonna revisit this

I'm sorry, and you're gonna be like a question whether I do obsessed with the Lindsay low hand No, but the hell's reboot. I got a hand at you. I'm They got Marissa Cooper. I mean the the perfect get I'm sorry. It's crazy. It's crazy and it makes no sense, but I love it all the same How is they gonna connect this like hey? Like a star she really like the main character Apparently not easy to talk to each other Spencer

Spencer Misha are gonna hook up You know somewhere in the world, Lauren Conrad and Kristen Cavalari are fucking shaking with rage. They're the least interesting characters. Yeah, they're the semantics. Not just that. They're the Cavalari was the 500 days of Kristen posts. Yeah, who's the main character of Sex and the City?

Carrie. They're the carries of the hills. Don't insult Carrie. Carrie is so uninteresting and annoying. You insult Carrie again with your... Samantha, Miranda, Charlotte, no, those are the characters. What's his name?

Magda. No, Magda, fuckin' uh. Steve? Yeah. Miranda, Miranda? That's it, that's all I know. I don't know what you talk about. That's already that's a pretty good content We need to talk about you need to Brooklyn anyhow great show everybody should watch it from beginning to end and not watch the second movie I like the second movie as a

That's so racist. So racist. I've been a robin style like no, they're, we got a free trip to Dubai. Can't do disaster. Like, Dubai is like, we'll underwrite this movie if you do it in Dubai. They're like, okay, I guess, like, we don't care. Yeah. Um, anyhow. Anyway, other news. How do you get on this topic? Speaking of Nintendo Switch. Yes.

Oh, there's a new Switch hardware coming in 2019. I feel like I'm disappointed because I have a Switch. I don't know. As if you're not going to buy the next one. You know what, I'm so tired of buying new things. I keep thinking I'm going to buy a new iPhone and then I have a switch. And I don't know. As if you're not gonna buy the next one. You know what, I'm so tired of buying new things. I keep thinking I'm gonna buy a new iPhone and then I just don't. I'm not tired of buying new things, I'm poor.

Can we talk about the Pixel 3? This is so off topic for all the other things you're talking about, but very on topic for this guy, this one me, the one I'm pointing to. The fucking bullshit that Google is putting a notch in this fucking phone and they're gonna make me buy a phone with a notch is so outrageous that I'm this close to getting a galaxy note nine because I just do not want a phone with a stupid fucking notch. It's the bad on the iPhone.

It's still bad in my opinion. It still looks stupid. It is still not useful. It does not. It's not useful. It literally does not improve the phone in any way, shape or form. No. And the fact that Google, my hope,

here's my dream scenario. And I know it's not gonna happen. I've always wanted this to happen. Nobody's ever successfully pulled it off. I really want leaks of a thing to all be fake. Yeah. I want to see, like. I heard that these might be fake.

If I were Google, I would've seated this device, the Pixel 3 XL, with all these leaks, and then been like, here it is, and it's a totally different device. And people's minds would be fucking blown. Blown. But now it's like, it's out there. They can't do, they can't control it.

I mean, Apple used to literally have like four devices. Nobody had it. There was no supply chain, there was no nothing, and nobody fucking touched that. It was top secret. And they'd bring it out and people were like, I've never seen it before at any rate. So, oh, you're talking about the switch. Yeah, I don't have anything to say about this. I mean, new hardware I guess is good. I mean, everything every single part of the switch is like good enough. So if they come out with something that's better than good enough in every aspect, it'll be a hit.

I got a new graphics card for my PC that I built in 2013. I got a... You're ripping those threads. Nvidia 1060 Ti, which is a huge upgrade for my 760. I think I have the 1080 in the... 1080 is very powerful. The show computer.

1080 is very powerful. 20 feet away from us. It's fine. I'm like trying to figure out what I want to play on it. I like big picture Mobius love my PS4 bro. I just love it. I like the switch. It's good But I sit down to play fucking spider-man. Oh, I would play a lot of spider-man. Are you playing that vampire game? Is it good? I'm gonna do that as my twitch stream for good. Yeah, I really like it. It's not perfect. It's not perfect. A lot of story. I gotta give you until Dawn and Detroit become human

on the two that I've been doing. I played until Dawn. Okay, I'm gonna bring you to Detroit. You're at the house. I'm gonna bring you to Detroit. So the one you're at the house and it's like a killer. Yeah, I played that. So I gotta bring you become human.

But you're forgetting too. Oh yeah, Detroit was real good. Was it? Real fucking good. Really. Yeah. I have been playing the new Spider-Man game. Let me tell you about this new Spider-Man game. I'm almost at 100%. Please don't tell me about it. But first off, I would just like to play a game where it's an MJ and Peter Parker dating simulator. I am very interested in it. I'm only a little bit in it. See, I just want to play as

Aunt May. I just want to put it in Boadega and Nice and try to text Peter back, but I do feel like the whole other game where it's like Peter Parker's relationships Yeah, like I would be interested. I kind of wish there was more of that. Yeah I'm just at the part of the game where He like whatever to her house for dinner. Oh, he had to leave abruptly. As Spider-Man does. Yeah, you're like halfway through. Uh, no, am I? Yeah, no. Maybe 40%.

Yeah, 40%. Well, if it's a dilly dally more. I do like dilly dally and in that game, I really do. I've done every stupid, I found all the backpacks. I've beat all the fuzz. Oh yeah, I'm looking for all the backpacks. I'm avoiding doing anything with the, like Jeremy was like, my protest is like I'm not gonna

like people doing drug deals I'm not gonna bust them yeah and I've also followed that I tried for a little while and then I got weird about not having the little things cleared out so I did it anyway um and uh no I'm not doing it I'm I'm gonna resist as they say um and then uh I like the game but I was I one of the things I was telling Evar today, Evar, RCTO, Evar Vong, we were walking around a new union square and he doesn't play games, like he's gonna play games like GTA or whatever. And I was like, you know, it's funny when I walk around and I hear people talking.

I'm like, man, it's just like when you walk around in GTA and you hear like snippets, like watch dogs does this a lot too. It's like, and so does Spider-Man. It's like, it's something like this. You're walking through the street in Spider-Man or whatever, and it's like, I'm not gonna go to his house tonight. I already told him I had plans. What's he thinking?

Like you hear something like that, and you're like, these little weird snippets of conversations, which I would love to know more about like how they make those like how many con actual conversations occur i mean all the jay jonna jaymus and podcasts i was like a book fifteen voiceover studios and just went to town for two years that's not what's a thing it's not it's not jk simm Sounds a lot like him. It sounds a lot like him.

Okay. Mary Jane sounds exactly like Sarah Michelle Geller. It sounds exactly like Buffy and a free time. Oh, she's not really familiar. I was wondering who that was. It sounds exactly like Sarah Michelle Geller. And I think I'm probably wrong. There was another actress who did the Buffy games

because Sarah Michelle Geller was too famous. Yeah, I'm not sure. And the Buffy games were good. But she also sounds exactly like her. And it's driving me fucking I only have one question And I mean this both for the male and female characters is there a spider-man nude mode because if so I would like to play it It's in a very entertaining game. I do find a fatiguing after a while. I'm kind of like yeah

I'm bad at fighting. I'm like I'm the worst spider-man. I've gotten better at fighting Yeah, you get up and get him up in the air. I think they're trying to do a bloodborne thing where it's really, really hard. And then it gets easier. I'm playing on EZ and I feel like I get my ass kicked so much. No, it gets easier as you upgrade. I filled out the whole skill trait.

Yeah, really? It really helps. Also like the suit power is like, especially if you get the little spider bro in the truck. I got the suit that has electrically charged. That's my shit. You punch one guy, he electrocutes all the other guys. I use the spider bro for that.

What's the spider bro? It's the suit mod where it releases a little drone and he help her fly around and just electrocutes everybody over and over again for 30 seconds. In that regard, it has a lot in common dead cells. It does. There's a lot of little things you can do to modify the way you're... I mean, it's a good game. I don't know. Yeah, it does. There's a lot of little things you can do to modify the way you're, I mean, I like, it's a good game.

I think, I don't know if people gave it shit. Like, I think we're ready for spider, I think this was a good game, and I think we're already kind of ready for Spider-Man 2 to like, allow it out. No. Into the spider verse. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That movie looks fucking amazing. That looks so good. It looks like one of the greatest movie, I'm sorry. It's the back top of the Venom. I'm sorry, into the spiderverse should make a billion dollars minimum. It looks so good. Fucking good. I like, I can't.

It also looks like nothing I've ever seen. Like, when I saw the trailer, the first trailer, I was like, this literally looks like- You know, it reminded me of a little bit, the Lego movie where I was like, you took this fucking seriously and you made a really good thing

using every part of this and itself aware, and it's also fun and it has something to actually say with earnestness, not just ironic detachment. It looks so good. No, I mean, it is truly like a comic book come to life, and I mean that in a way that like a Marvel movie, a typical Avengers or whatever could never really accomplish. And wouldn't be brave enough to.

Right, I think this should make more movies like that. I hope it's a success because I would like to watch, I'd like to watch a lot of movies in that far. Again, I know you don't care for it because you think it's aged weirdly, but I will take a little responsibility and say like I worked a little on Scott Pilgrim when I was working at Universal and I feel that Scott Pilgrim helped bring that kind of sensibility of like the what I want from movies like that. Yeah, but it's fine. That's the first way I saw Allison Pillon and make shoes in the room.

I mean, the cast in that movie. Is that Allison Pill? Yes, it's stacked as we, yeah. And the cast in the movie, I think it is. Or is it that other girl? No, no, no, no, no, no. Is it Allison Pill and there's two girls in me that I was like, these are the cutest girls in the world.

Brie Larson. No, not Brie Larson. No, not Brie Larson. Allison Pill. No, it's what's her name? Mary Elizabeth Winson. Yes, very cute. Sorry. Anacendria Chris Evans.

Is Allison Pill in that movie? Yes, Allison Pill is in that movie. I think Replayza, Michael Sarah. Amazing cast. Chris Evans. But I will just say just as a creep just to be a creep for a minute I did I saw the news and I remember thinking may women of course I was much younger in the year in the year 2010

No, I remember thinking I don't know who this Mary Elizabeth Winstead or Allison pill are but they that's your type This those are my type, but maybe that's the whole Jason shortsman is my exact type. I have no explanation No, but that's it. This movie is all about teen lust. Yeah, it's like getting to the core of our of our teen selves Love it horrible. All right, so for our last story we're gonna stay on pop culture a little bit Yeah, breathe larsha's in it. Wow. We have to catch Anna Kendrick. Wow. What a cast? I know Chris Evans here in Culkin. I know Okay Uh, we have to talk about the fake Drew Barrymore interview that was published by Egypt air. What? Did you see that? I have no idea what you're talking about. So Egypt air is a magazine that is only on Egypt air

flights and they published an interview with Drew Barrymore comprised of like stock photos and then the interview was clearly by a non-English speaker was giving the responses. I've not heard anything about this, but I'm very interested. Let me read you some passages. Please do. She was asked her thoughts on the status of women today. Or she supposedly said, I cannot deny that women made a great advancement over past century. There is significant progress recorded by people who study women's status throughout history.

This is naturally reflected on women in the West who will not be satisfied unless they gain the rights they deserve to the society. This is especially true since women exert tremendous efforts that men are incapable of exerting due to their numerous commitments. This is possible. This is just a bad translation of the interview. Jerry Barrymore's people said she never even took part in an interview like this. And she forgot.

But the person who did the interviewing was once the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. But she also at some point talked about how happy she was that people thought that she lost weight and how she encourages fat people to lose weight, which like that's something Drew Barrymore never said. I also do.

I just rejoined with way of watchers. It was like it went through Google Translate a couple of times. Hashtag.net. Okay. So first off, maybe it's possible that Drew Barrymore gave the interview. Forgot about it. I don't know. Maybe she was sitting next to this guy in first class on Egypt air. It was a woman who wrote a woman. Maybe she said next to the woman in first class on Egypt air one time she was talking to her The woman turned it into an interview then someone did a bad translation of it and there you go Wait, he's real real air written in it's not in English This is in English. Yeah, but we don't know that translation isn't just bad translation

I mean even the thing she said don't totally make sense at one point she said There was something about raising her children and she was like, I don't take them to therapists or psychologists. I simply nourish their little bodies and minds. And one day, this is me paraphrasing. She was like, one day I will rip the delicious fruit from my investment. And I was like, wait, what?

I like that, rip the delicious fruit. Again, another celebrity who sounds like a vampire. I like it, I will rip the delicious fruit. All right. Well, that's that's that everything. Some of the news. I'm trying to do anything going on that I want to talk about. That is everything that I can think about.

Oh, I want to talk about one of the things. I want to bring it back to Brett Kavanaugh, but one other thing I want to point out, Axios ran a story today that was like kind of a grouping some polls that have come out this week that suggest the places where there were real there was a real democratic surge the voting surge. The Brett Kavanaugh hearings has inspired and motivated the GOP base and now in places where like I believe North Dakota was a maybe not North Dakota but North Carolina.

I need to look. But long and short of the North. The polls are showing that this moment has inspired Republican voters to come out. And now the midterms are looking much more like a toss up in many cases. And you know, my immediate thought was and what I feel very strongly is like, let this be a lesson to everyone about how deep the hatred runs in the GOP for women, how deep the hatred is,

and how much I believe like Trump's victory is so much about the hatred for Hillary Clinton and the hatred for the idea of a woman in power. And I'm not saying this to be woke I think it's just self-evident. I mean I think it's just true And you can hear it in the way they talk you can see it in their actions and you can certainly see it in a situation like this where You've got this guy who I believe is unlikable and a dishonest no matter what Being accused of something, probably true.

And a surge of people who are like, I gotta get out and vote for Republicans, I gotta support this, I gotta support this guy, and I gotta fight against women who speak out, and women who try to assert themselves. And I think that, you know, I just think the GOP truly is a woman hating.

Of course they hate people color. And, you know, I just, it was something that stuck with me this morning as I read the poll numbers. And I just thought, what a weird trigger for motivation to feel that way about half of the population, to feel that they should be subjugated and pushed down and under your thumb. And I don't know, it just, I'm sorry, this is very dark,

but it's a very scary time in America. And if I were a woman, of course I'm not, I have all the privileges of being a very tall, extremely handsome white man. But if I were a woman in America right now, the last midterm election in 2014, I believe the number of eligible voters who voted in the last midterm was 36.5% of all voters. Just think what the Democrats could do if they can get half of the eligible Democrats to vote. You know? You could even sweep this. You could sweep this. So to me, we've done this a long time,

you know, and now I think just think we're all, everybody's in a corner. The only thing we have left here is to get out the vote in a way that is significant. And I feel like, you know, what can you do now? If this doesn't wake you up, if this doesn't make it seem important, if you're 18 or 19 or 20, you're a young woman, or a young man, I don't know what's going to wake you up. I don't know what is gonna change. I mean, war, the death or imprisonment of your loved ones.

Like, what will it be? Because we're at the precipice where that's like the next life thing. It's gonna be like a apocalypse stuff. And like, I can have a lot of that. Anyhow I mean, it's gonna be like a apocalypse stuff. Yeah. And like, I can have a lot of fun. Anyhow, this is a very downer after a very upbeat mid-reaction. Well, we're gonna have a nice thing.

Okay, are we? Yeah. Let's do it. Alright, so I'll go first. Okay, nice things. These are our nice things we like. Is, okay, I have three sort of. You're always so prepared.

Only one of which I can fully endorse. American Horror Story this season, so far good, you all need to shut up. What is it? It's pretty good. It's apocalypse and it's all the other, all the greatest hits from the other ones are all crossing over like a Marvel universe.

And you know what, you know what? Any excuse to get. Me liking. Amestone and Gabaret Sitabay, Thurwin's special effects at each other is fun. And we're having a good time. And you know what? It's, this is all I have.

So it's fine. It's fine this season. Maneac on Netflix is fine. This, that is great. It's very like alien meets, I heart huckabees, meets like inception. It's great. This, that is great. Emma Stone is on. Real. Hello. Emma Stone is in the new American horror story. uh... inception it's it's great uh... it's great ms-don is

on well i'm a stone is in the new american horror story no this is maniac oh sorry i'll get a little talk about that's right it's called because i was looking at the thing that i want to talk about i watch maniac all of maniac i liked it a lot i think it's not the closest thing that he's ever filmed to a Phil K. Dick story. I did a lot of Phil K. Dick in it.

But we wrote something about the show that did make me reconsider certain pieces of it. Because there was a feeling when I was watching that I was giving it a lot of credit. Like I felt like I'm giving this, I'm projecting a lot of my kind of excitement about what a, what a, what a kind of like big undertaking it seems, like how kind of ambitious it seems. And then I felt like, yeah, it is like very, it's prestige television, but it does lack some like ballast, you know, in some pieces, you know. And I am a Sunday. It's not like Indy.

I mean, I think both Joni Hill and Amistone are very good. Yes. There were parts that went on a little long. Yeah, absolutely. Like the same thing with the main or whatever. Yeah. So that was that. And then the only thing I can fully endorse and tell you to go watch immediately, Amazon's new series forever with Maya Rudolph and Fred Armies and don't Google it. I couldn't handle it. Don't look up anything about it. It's too depressing. Don't go in knowing anything. I find it depressing.

It was wonderful. I watched the half of the first episode. I couldn't. I couldn't out of the bail. You got to keep going. It's not the show you think it is. I don't know. The first few episodes are full twists and you're like, fuck what the fuck.

And then the show really. And it reminds me a lot of the good place if the good place was a draw. There's spoilers, there's spoilers. This is an spoiler. Spoilers! It's about things that last forever. And it's really, really held.

They're in hell. No, that's not, it reminds me of the good place in the way that the good place is about moral countries and ethical quandaries and things like prison. And then this show is just about the way that you philosophically look at your own life and your own limitations. And I really loved it. And I'm show is just about the way that like you philosophically look at your own life and your own limitations. And I really loved it. And I'm telling you to go watch it. Don't Google anything because the twists are worth getting into. It's about a married couple

and their monotonous life. It's called together. It's called forever. Forever. Not to be confused with the show together. Togetherness. Yes, which shows on HBO. We're not to be confused with this is us. We're not to be confused with parenthood, which this is us is a good place or the good wife or the good fight or the good fight. The good place, good fight, good wife, all not related, the good doctor. I admit I've now watched all the good place.

I was not a fan. I've become cautiously optimistic that I am enjoying it. See? You got a chance to see it. I mean, I still have problems with it. Sure. But the chemistry between the character is undeniable. Ted Danson is charming.

The guy who plays, who is the guy who plays the fucking like DJ or the dancer? What is his name? The actor's name is Mani Jacinto and his character's name at the beginning of the show is Gianniu, but I'm not gonna tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Gianniu He's amazing. I mean he should win some fucking Emmys. He's very very good. Everybody's very good And he has it's entertaining. I now have my direct TV now DVR

Digital DVR set to a record because why the fuck not? Well, I have to say I haven't watched commercials in a while, it was very interesting to fast forward through them. I don't hate commercials when they're good. I'll just, I'll admit it. I'll sit through a good commercial. I don't like commercials.

I mean, sometimes they're good though. Yeah. Okay, that wasn't even meant to be one of my things. Okay. But we could throw it in there if you want. Okay. I'm looking for a new soldering gun. I'm going to get heavy into soldering.

Actually, I want to build here something I'm really excited about. Actually, all my things are things I want to buy. There's a thing called a latte panda, have you heard of it? It's a tiny Windows computer. It's like a Raspberry Pi size. It's smaller than a Raspberry Pi Windows computer. It's like this, it's a credit card size. It has an HDMI out, USB in, preloaded Windows 10, and you can get by like a seven inch. So I kind of want to build a cyber deck. I want to build like, there's these DIY cyber decks that people

have built. They're like modified Commodore 64s and stuff and they have like a flip out screen and shit. They look really cool. So I might get one of those built a cyber deck, but I've been, I've been thinking a lot about hobby doing more, getting more into hobbies, more like soldering related. Like things that are tactile hobbies that are not, like, you know, change the launch,

change the launch on my phone or reading post on Twitter, or reading posts on the website. So that's one thing. What else? I've been having this music drought. I've been trying to get into new music, and I'm just like, I feel very, the new Robin, it's not good. I like it.

Very disappointing. It just doesn't do it for me. I think music right now is bad. Music's bad. You know why the world's bad? Yeah. You know? So I've been, music's nothing going on in music. I feel like there's something I'm forgetting.

I mean, I'm interior. The star is born? Oh, star is born. Well, I become obsessed with the song. First off, I wanted to write a piece when the trailer was first out that was like, how is it fucking possible that I have this fucking song stuck in my head? And there's only 10 seconds of it, the goddamn trailer.

That's Gaga's gift, hooks, baby. And- She's bringing the hooks. And I every hear kind of shot me down, they're like, no, that's not a good pitch. And I was like, you're wrong, you're all fucking wrong. And then of course the shallow is released, which is the big song.

Everybody here is freaking out about it. It's, to me it reminds me of total clips of the heart in a way. It's like, it's this kind of song that doesn't really exist anymore, which is these like totally over the top. Yeah. Observed, ballad. Um, I don't know. Is it hard keeping it so hardcore?

That's all I can say. And all related, Gladi-Gaga memes with that look that she gives. Bradley Cooper, what he's like, hey, also Bradley Cooper's whole thing. I'm sorry, Bradley Cooper's whole thing, whatever Bradley Cooper's doing, he's won me over. He's just, he just seems so great. He's like a real American movie star heartthrob. Apparently he also has a daughter. Apparently he was at the surface, Microsoft launched a bunch of new surface stuff.

Somebody from Courtsa that he was there at the surface announcement with his daughter. He was just a real hype about tablets. I don't know. I want to get if anybody knows more. So you're real, you're real, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a coupette. You're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're

a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, we need a Bradley Cooper. We'll check in Coops. Now it's like. Cooper stars. No.

Bradley Cooper. I'm making also, I don't know, I was gonna say I'm doing a, I'm not gonna say it. I'm sure I think there's anything else to say. Oh, one other thing. I have one other thing. A movie recommendation. A 1950 film starring Humphrey Bogart and

who are the other people I know how to hold on. Humphrey Bogart. That's it. Just a hundred Bogart. Gloria Graham, Frank Lovejoy. Art Smith. Martha Stewart, not the one that you know though. It's a movie called In a Lonely Place. Have you ever seen it? Lauren, I watched this on a whim a little while ago and she just reminded me of it. It's a crazy, he plays a guy of kind of failed screen

right on him, Dix and Dix Steel. Dix Steel. And it is a psychological, it is a thriller, both psychological and technical, very good, extremely surprising, dark. Like I'm a real, I'm real bokeh hard, I'm a bokeh head. I'm a bokeh head. I recommend that.

I recommend that. I recommend that. So, soldering. Humphrey bokeh. Humphrey bokeh. No, in a lonely place. And just everybody should listen to the shallow by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. Oh, so Bradley Cooper can sing, I guess.

So annoying. I don't know what's like Bradley Cooper isn't really small penis or something. Like, it has to be like, he's really handsome, he's an amazing actor, he's apparently now an amazing director. He's like pretty good singer, it sounds like he can play guitar. Yeah, he's got like week angles or something. Yeah, exactly. His bones are like, he's like Mr. Class from Unbreakable.

Because you gotta be something wrong with, you know, it's like that song, you don't drink, you don't smoke, what do you do, it must be something inside. Like, this guy's saying wrong with Bradley Cooper, we have to get to the bottom of it. But for the record, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a coup, coup head. You're a coup head. Coop top. That's gonna be the name of the club is cooped up. Are you cooped up? Yeah, you get all cooped up tonight. Put on, it's so rely, oh, you can dance too. So rely on

playbook. Bradley Cooper is a big fan of have another another rather good for me actually the one we take some he's been in some time to conquer yeah but i am or who hasn't are him and i got to get together who's probably cooper with who she with he was keeping a secret of his own yet his secret is that he's great at sex uh... on a wait who who's Bradley Cooper dating?

We got to wrap this up. Take chillin' him. Bradley, he wishes. Bradley Cooper wife. He's married? What? Arena shake. Oh.

Or Shiaq. Wasn't he, didn't he used to be married to, um... Okay, she is... Wait, who's his ex-wife? She is literally... I love his ex-wife. She's a Russian supermodel in the face of the intimisimi,

intimisimi lingerie line. She's a lingerie model. Hold on, who's ex-wife? Well, there we go. He's, we don't know, oh, she's a Jennifer Esposito, who I love. Dude, she was, she was with Cristiano Ronaldo before Bradley Cooper. Ronaldo, who, where I was just accused of Ronaldo before Bradley Cooper.

Ronaldo, who were always just accused of rape. Very dark. Another one that I'm pretty sure I thought was gay. Yeah, gay for women. I don't meet listen, the only person we should out is Lindsey Graham. I don't want to out anybody, but just there's toothy tiles.

All right, all right. We gotta go. No, what's up with his daughter? Daughter. Bradley Cooper, Leah DeSyn, Shake Cooper. Oh, no. Very cute. Why was Bradley Cooper?

Okay, Google. Why was Bradley Cooper at the Microsoft Surface event? We got to go. Nothing. Got nothing here. All right, well, that's our show for this week. Ha ha ha ha ha. Well, Ryan, I really enjoyed this conversation.

Sparkling. And I gotta say, there's a lot going on right now. Time to curl up within a lonely place and sort or something. Who needs therapy when you were a coup head? Well, that is our show for this week. We'll be back next week with more tomorrow, and as always, I wish you and your family the very best, though I've just seen some live video that Lindsay Lohan is trying to quote unquote, rescue your family and things aren't going too well.