Tomorrow - 149: President Evil

Episode Date: January 25, 2019

The world is slowly just becoming Resident Evil 2, so its apropos that the game is releasing this week! Josh and Ryan give it's demo a glowing review, as well as discuss Celebrity Big Brother, the looming 2020 presidential race, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's love of Pokémon Snap. If the zombies don't get you, enjoy episode 149. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey and welcome to tomorrow, I'm your host Josh Watsopolski. Today on the podcast we discussed Jilla Brand, Big Brother, and the id crowd. I don't want to waste one minute. Let's get right into it. Alright Ryan, we made it. Another week. Another beautiful week. Perfect week. Nothing happened. It was very calm. America's... What a year this week is. America, nothing happened. It was very calm. America's, what a year this week is. America's good hands, the media is fine. You know, I haven't gotten any death threats.

Actually, I haven't gotten any death threats this week, so that's pretty good stuff. Yeah, don't get sick. Yeah, right, it's only Thursday. There's just a lot to talk about. Actually, there's not too much to talk about, but there's a lot to talk about. You know what I mean? Yeah, we should get. We have no government to it. Let's get into it. What's going on? Tell me what you think the news of the moment is. We have no government. There was two plans to give us a government again, and they were like, no, we're good without one. And that's where we're here. Here's where I'm like,

the government shutdown is, on the one hand it's theater, but it's not theater to the 800,000 plus people who are not getting a paycheck right now. But it's theater to take part. It's not theater to like anyone else. But more importantly, I mean, it's obviously the politicians are like,

creating some kind of political theater, but there are human lives at stake, but like I read this thing, the um, the union of like uh, uh, air traffic controllers or whatever, I don't know what they're called. They're like, this is an unprecedented terror that we don't know what's going to happen. They're like, the people who control the planes are like, we don't know how bad it could be and get given what's going on. I saw an expert was asked like, someone was like, you know, as a journalist, I fly quite a bit.

Should I be scared? Like in a laughing voice to an air traffic control person? I wish I could remember where he's at. And the air traffic control person was like, yes. And I was like, holy shit. No, no, no, no, no. This is like, there are real like downstream repercussions to this shutdown.

And they're like, oh, the IRS may not process refunds. Like people like need those refunds. I need them. Okay, I'm writing off a lot of stuff. I'm actually thrilled about this. I, you know, I've got some dealings with the IRS that we're not gonna do. I'm actually real about this.

Ryan, what's going on? Are you okay? Is everything okay over there? Uh, yeah, just don't say my name on any of this. Don't say the full, your full name. Yeah. No, but like the shutdown is insane. It's the longest one in history.

And you know, by the way, every time I see it written, I'm like, oh, like, you know Trump loves it. You know Trump kind of loves it. They're like, oh, this isn't, it's stunt queen. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, by the way, all kind of topic on topic, but off topic. Did you see the Gizmodo started with her like, oh, he's laying thing in his fingers and in White House like, uh, shop, official photos. Like, he's getting thinner and I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The thinner thing I understand, like I get it, you know, you everybody wants to be a lengthening his fingers. I think everybody, I think everybody would like to be a little bit skinny or except people who are battling And I actually

For it's a for it's for it except for pen badgly You definitely want to be he's actually starting in the remake of Stephen King's thinner It's just he is a documentary about him at home I'm sorry pen badgly or great guy, but please eat You're still very attractive, but you need to get a burger. Go to five guys. And him and now Joey Lawrence on Big Brother Celebrity Edition are competing for most unsettlingly low body fat.

I don't know what's going on with Joey Lawrence. I haven't heard that name in years, I can tell you that. And we're gonna get to nice things. Oh wow. Is your nice thing? Joey Lawrence on Big Brother. Yo, we'll see when we get there. Fuckin' it.

Fuckin' spoiler alert, my dude. Okay, anyway. Anyhow, wow, this is it. This one's already off the rails. If people listen or knew the kind of week that we have had in our office, no, it's just been a crazy time. Okay, anyhow, so the thing about the shutdown is,

I mean, what, what, now, like the latest thing is that CNN has a story that Trump is going to call for an emergency, I wanna, what is the exact phrasing? National emergency. National emergency, just so we are clear, it's for, and he's gonna ask for $7 billion from the American taxpayer to pay for the theater wall that will do nothing that is like literally

the dumb person's solution to immigration. It's like, oh, they're getting in, why not? I mean, not even his, a majority of his voters are in support of all of this. He's a proof. I mean, dude, the approval rating is like 35%. Okay, that was his approval rating when the access Hollywood tape came out.

Like the unabounders of approval rating is high. No, Ted Kizinski would make a good president, actually. His ideas are explosive. Anyhow, okay, hold on. But sorry, not funny, okay? Ted Gazzinski, even though he had some good ideas. It's not a good person. Come on.

No, look, you read the article. There's a lot of people who are like actually Ted Gazzinski made a good point. Yeah, they're like, anyhow, whatever. There's a lot of people who think that about Hitler. You know what? Hitler was a brilliant military strategist. I think we all know that Ryan. Um, no, but, but, but, so he now he's going to declare him a national emergency, which is bullshit and is going

to be fought in the courts and, and like what I'm saying is, uh, I mean, we're living, I mean, we're basically, it's basically Venezuela here. Okay. What's, what's happening? He's just, I just love that you could just decide if What's happening? He's just like, I just love that you could just decide that something is an emergency. No, that's what this is my plan. How long has this, like, no, there is no emergency.

There is no threat. The threat is Trump letting this shutdown, allowing this shutdown to go on and on and on, and somebody fucking playing crashes because literally, because there were like people weren't in the building to like get help at land or what I don't know what goes on in the air traffic control tower but I assume it's very important and they seem to say that it's very important and

why would I do I don't understand I just don't understand how like wildfires like complete collapse of the government you have complete collapse of the government. You have this week, just this week, the New York City broke the record for the highest amount of money paid for a single home with an apartment that was purchased. And New York City homelessness is at an all-time high in the same week for children. We have the most homeless children ever. And this is in a state of emergency, but our low, low, low, illegal immigration numbers, record lows are a state of emergency.

Like, we're in such like a post-sense facts logic. Like, I know we've been saying this for years, but we're truly like. Let me point you to a book. It's called Al Gore's, The Death of Reason, the end of reason. It's actually the end of reason, I believe. And yeah, whatever. Now everybody's a fucking idiot. Are you seeing idiotic, or is it? I've seen it. I'm inside of it. I'm living it. I am a part, I'm like a like a, I have a bit part in the Eocracy, okay. No, I mean, we're, it's like,

I can't help but point to the internet, okay. I love Florida. Secretary of State was fired for doing blackface making fun of Katrina. We've all been there. We've all been there. And people are like, are those magazines part of a racist coalition?

I can't. I can't take it anymore. I mean, Florida man, first off. This is a very Florida man situation. I like the year where we're going to just be pivoting now. But in this is an extreme Florida man situation. Yeah, this Florida was Secretary of State. Yeah, did blackface, I think on more than one occasion.

Is that what I'm hearing? Sorry, this is obviously a politically charged one. We're gonna talk about Resident Evil 2 in a second. So if you're getting to the switch sales numbers, if you're a hardcore, oh yeah, that fucking smash brother shit is out of control. If you're a hardcore tomorrow fan, you're waiting for the tech conversation. It's gonna happen.

But I gotta talk about this. But I can't have a Florida secretary of state putting on fake breasts and wig and covering himself in blackface and just letting go. Wait, wait, wait, I only heard the blackface part. You're saying he was also in drag? Oh, he was also in drag. I love it. I'm dressing essentially as like a stereotypical black woman

who I guess was dying because of a hurricane. And that was his funny go. It's hilarious. Definitely let put that guy in a position of extreme power in Florida. What is going on in Florida? By the way, I was in Florida that long ago. And I gotta say, what is going on in Florida? It's very bad. I talked to the only two members of my family who are who

voted for Trump. One of them is 90. The other one is his wife. And I was like, I can't, I don't even know what to do. You're so, yeah, you're too old for me to argue with. It's like, it's like, you know what I mean? Like was like, I could argue with you and I did a little bit because, you know, I'm me. But it's like, what can I say to you? You're literally a fossil, you're a fossilized person. So I'm not going to change your mind probably. No. Oh, there. These are people who's fucking parents and aunts and uncles were like socialist party members. Literally. No.

No. No. No. This guy's aunt, his aunt, aunt, aunt, depending on who you talk to, had lunch with Trotsky. Okay? Literally. Not figuratively. My aunt bass had lunch with Trotsky.

And now he's like voting for Trump It's like dude. You're the fucking worst Turn coat of all time, but what do you say anyhow Florida's all doing Florida? They move to Florida I'm going to Fort Lauderdale in a month and if any tomorrow listeners would like to buy me a drink Oh, yeah, I guarantee you there's at least one by the way I'm my people who live in Florida who are reasonable. I'm sure you're feeling a lot of heat right now. I feel like now. Right now.

In general. Well, it's a heat and then a little bit of rain and then a more heat. But that's what's great about Florida is that it's ever changing. Well, I'm going there and I told someone who's from Fort Lauderdale and they were like, I'm from Fort Lauderdale and I was like,

that's amazing. What should I do while I'm there? And she was someone who's from Fort Lauderdale and they were like, I'm from Fort Lauderdale and I was like, that's amazing. What should I do while I'm there? And she was like, be drunk the whole time and you're gonna have so much fun. You will be in danger. She's like, get out. That's like, what should I do out there? She's like, escape.

Find a crawl space somewhere you can, just like hide. No, but I'm excited. It's a gay party town. I'm gonna have a great time. Is it a gay party town? Or Lauderdale? Oh, hell yeah.

Well, listen, everybody knows gay parties are the best parties. So I'm very jealous. Penn confirm. Yeah. Well, I can't, I can't also confirm. But in other news, only as an innocent bystander. In other news, yes. As a pivot off of this topic.

We've got a pivot. In political slash tech news. Oh, I like this. We can bridge this. Yeah. This is red. This is red meat. Aaron Sorkin told Alexandria, Akasio or Kretez and the other young Democrats that they need to be grownups and they need to grow up and they need to step at being so loud. So in response, Alexandria, Akasio, Kretez went on a Twitch stream for charity. Oh my god., where each bomberman from YouTube,

who's a left-wing YouTuber that I love, was doing 50 hours completing Donkey Kong 64 to raise money for trans kids. As she did a guest appearance and talked about how much she loves Pokemon Snap, and raised $340,000 for trans kids in the UK. Yeah. And it is the best own I have ever. She has the least of the best. And who's the guy in the UK. Yeah. And it is the best own I have ever.

She has the best side quests. And who's the guy? No, seriously. And who's the guy? There's like some British actor or celebrity who's become very anti trans kids. Like, who is it? It's something related to this.

Graham Linaham. Yeah, what is his claim to fame? He's from the Iqraud and father Ted. The Iqraud. I mean, he good shows. He's like, I hate trans people. It's like, well, he was like, you know who needs to really change the way that they have their conversations?

The trans community. It's like, nobody else. Listen, by the way, and by the way, I'm not, it's a, it's a, listen, on my list of people that need to change the way they debate, I think trans people are, no way at the bottom of that one. No, but like, but I, you know, I get like,

look, the trans kids debate is, it's a, it's a, it's a minefield. There's a lot of different opinions and some of them are not. Some, you know, it's a wide-ranging set of opinions. I mean, let's just listen to psychologists and not Jesse Sengol. Let's start thinking.

I'm just saying, like, but this guy, like, your credentials are you're on the it crowd? The IT crowd, I guess, I don't know how he pronounced it in England. I'm just saying, like, you're not credentialed to discuss this. So maybe don't, you know, maybe just like, try to keep your job as an actor, which is what you do for a living. That's, that's my opinion, you know.

It'd be like me commenting on like the depths of field that a director of photography used while filming a movie. It's like, I have opinions, but I don't necessarily need to get on my soapbox. It's not where I'm going to be most effective. And you know, not really my spot, not my sweet spot. Like, I don't know how you should shoot movies.

Well, listen, you know who does? Alexandria Acasio Cortez. Wow. He's crushing left and right. Listen, mostly, but mostly left. Let's be honest. Okay. No, I mean, listen, again, we talked about it last week.

There's a lot of fear, okay? I got a lot of more Twitch, the more Twitch streams she gets on, the more I'm like, oh god, what are they going to do to her? What are they going to try to pull on her? But it's fine. So far, listen, she's survived the Alan Moore. She's now, and she's survived. Well, I think what I think we've always known that. She survived the Alan Moore quote from Watchman. She survived the alan morgue from watchman she survived the twitch stream i i she could be the next president i'm just saying with the name of next president i don't know how he can't it is announcing

yeah buta judge yeah who's this guy i'm sorry there this one that just stops you to track to make you go who he is uh... i actually love people to people to judge who is he who is he? I mean, I heard I read the story I'm just saying like prior to that story. He's running for president. I'd never heard of him

He has run for other larger national has a am I ignorant am I the ignorant party here? Yes, you are he's the mayor of South Bend Indiana and he's really Am I ignorant? Am I the ignorant party here? Yes, you are. He's the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, and he's really trying to turn that down. He's turned the city around, and he's been a really great voice against Mike Pence. Okay, well, Mike Pence is a... He's gay, and he's served in the military. Oh, Mike Pence? No. No, no, no. Well, who knows? Yeah, Mike Pence is not gay, and all the jokes that Mike Pence is gay are still fresh straight. Yeah, no, I mean, like Don't play gay people for should raid people before me like you'd be care of your kids

They'll like own this and it's like please don't force the gay community to own Mike Pence Yeah, well people to judge is a veteran of the war in Afghanistan. He's a road scholar I Christian Christian Gillibrand Kamala Harris scholar, a Harvard graduate. That's a lot of stuff. I like the sound of this. He had a long-side Christian, Christian Jille brand, Kamala Harris, and I think... Is he on- Is he on- Is he on- Christian Jille brand?

Yes. Whatever. Kamala Harris, who's apparently a cop, and... Now everybody's like, I'm sorry, I will say this, I don't care. I'm sorry. Jeb Bush could be like, I'm running as a Democrat. I'd be like, great. That sounds good to me.

Because you know why? You know why? I'm not as candid to me from the right and the left for having literally any opinions in the primary in 2016. I think I'm just gonna let this one play out. I'm gonna do my listening phase as the audience is like. I'm just saying this, okay?

I get, look, I see it. I hear it, I'm aware of it. Everybody's like, all these like hard left people are like, come on, hair as you fucking cop, fuck you to hell. And it's like, no, she has done some really dumb shit. But the only question that you have to ask is, who's the lightest, what, like who will people vote for? And two, are they better than Donald John Trump okay care who people will vote for like to me at this point

I just want to know that someone cares and is genuine and authentic and gives a shed But like an earthworm if an earthworm we're running They're like all you've ever done is wriggle around in the dirt and regenerate. I'd be like yeah, but that's more the Donald Trump You know dirt and regenerate. I'd be like, yeah, but that's more the Donald Trump. You're like, no disrespect, but this worm has never shut down the American government. I'm not comparing anybody to an earthworm. I'm just saying that if an earthworm were running, and I don't mean earthworm gym,

I mean, just a regular fucking earthworm with no name. No, I'm not, yeah, just like no name earthworm. I'd be like, yes, I will vote for you. You should be president because the alternative is Donald Trump, okay? I got it. I'm sorry. Like, I get you fucking hate Kamala Harris

and she's a cop, but you know what? Can she beat Donald Trump? Because the alternative is Donald Trump. I mean, maybe you, no, no, no, I mean, maybe Bernie will win and the primaries and maybe, I don't know, it's just Bernie, I guess, because they don't really, nobody has anybody else. There is no, there's not a single, maybe, a, a, o, c, maybe she could just step it up.

No, she's not. You gotta have some. No, no, the hard left, the hard left, the hard left is like, fuck Beto. Fuck Kamala Harris, fuck, Kirsten Gillibrand. Who else is in the, who's this guy Pete? What's his name last name? Pete Buttigieg. Buttigieg. They're probably like, who's this guy Pete? What's his last name? He booted Judge. Booted Edge.

They're probably like, he's okay. Is he okay? He rose up in a fairly cheap, What is Chapo thinking? What is Chapo thinking about him? Like what, for example, what, like, like, banding gay marriage or what? Yeah, yeah. People to judge the gay veteran. He's like, yeah, he's like, no gay marriage and no trans people in the military.

So, that's it. Other than that, he's great. Um, I actually think he just doesn't have a governing record that is No gay marriage and no trans people in the military. But that's it. Other than that, he's great. I actually think he just doesn't have a governing record that is wired in the... Okay, so let's just set it aside. Okay, fine. It's like, okay, so you Bernie is the acceptable guy.

Fuck Joe Biden, the H.O. Biden. Fuck Cory Booker. I'm just like, it's just like, listen, I get it. But have you got anybody besides Bernie? Because you know, Bernie, not that popular with a lot of people actually. I mean, people really like Stacey Abrams. I mean, I'm, I get it. But like, that if NATO's in the running, so Stacey Abrams should be way past him, in my opinion, the one that I will say I really like about NATO is that we get on a tour of the country as

like a listening tour. And it's been very different than the way other politicians have done it. A lot of the time politicians just like show up and they're in like they're at like a local bar and there's a lot of cameras and they're like I'm loving this local drink. What did you call it? A hops, and they like drink it backwards or whatever and they like eat a slice of pizza upside down and they're like look or whatever, and they eat a slice of pizza upside down, and they're like, look at me, I'm normal.

And I actually really like the video. The video has been on. The video is kind of stance of all potential presidential moments. They're like, I am standing on road, very relatable, huh? They're like, have you seen this meme? And it's like, it's like, do you know what that is? You're like, I love watching television, and they hold up a mic right now. Everybody's like, oh, know what that is. You're like, I love watching television and they hold up a mic right now.

Everybody's like, oh, I'm, I stand in the good place. It's like, shut up, shut the fuck up. But I do like that NATO has done a tour of the country, an actual listening to where, and he has not done a ton of press about it, and he has not done it in a photogenic or cool way. He has authentically actually gone around and tried to decide if he would be

right. He's been really, I think, emotionally from what I gather shaken by how the election in Texas went. And I think I don't know. I'm getting a vibe that I really do like that he's doing that. But yeah, but don't want to make any calls early here. But everybody's like, but everybody's like, what, but who is he? Where is it? What is he standing for? Like what? Okay, but it't want to make any calls early here. But everybody's like, what but who is he? Where is it? What is he standing for? Like what? Okay, but it's fine. Okay, all I'm saying is this. Okay, like I just feel like I just feel like we've got a situation where a lot of people

are like, you know what the best movie of all time is? And they're like trying to think of the right film. Did it since Kane? No, no, no, no, no. Did it since Kane? No, no, no, no, no, no. Did it since Kane? I have a lost one. Yeah, I don't know. That's slow down, okay.

No, they're like, you know what the best movie of all time is? And they're like, it's Palo Pasalini's 120 days of interpretation of 120 days of Sodom, or whatever weird fucking art film that like 25 people have seen. And everybody else is like, we wanna see the Avengers, we love the Avengers. And it's like they refuse to believe

that other people like the Avengers. It's like people do like the Avengers. They want to vote for the Avengers, is what they wanna vote for. When they voted for Barack Obama, they were not voting for the obscure weird thing that only you like. They were voting for for the obscure weird thing that only you like. They were voting for the popular, exciting thing

that everybody likes. But, what? You know what I mean? We were in real outside of Canada at the beginning. He was outside, he was in outsider until people were like, until people saw him and heard him. And then they were like, whoa, this guy's the fucking Avengers. And then he won twice.

Now, you know what it is? I don't know what we're talking about right now, but it's like, let's look at the Oscars right now, okay? It's like a star is born. Oh, black Panther's nominated for Best Picture. I don't know, it might win. It's a good movie that everybody likes. Meanwhile, maybe you loved Roma,

which is artful and beautiful and special, but like, I don't know, that's a bad comparison. You know what I'm saying? I just like to a lot of people who left. I'm like, I don't know, that's a bad comparison. You know what I'm saying? I just like, there's a lot of people on the left. I'm like, what did Bernie Sanders like a weird art house film? Like, it's good. I mean, in a way, yeah.

I was looking for the, we just need to not, we don't need an art house film right now. We need a blockbuster. Think about the blockbuster. I'm sorry, I hate to fucking say it, but Donald Trump, part of his ability to win was because he's like a blockbuster. He's like a shitty ass fucking rock movie that sucks, but the rock is trying to make a Michael Bay movie.

Okay, fine. I don't care. He's the, yes, he's the fucking Transformers that stars Mark Wahlberg. You know, Mark Wahlberg blows. But somehow that movie was a billion dollar film because people just want a fucking thing that feels good and is popular. What I'm saying is this, okay?

There are a lot of people, there are people on the left that are like, they want the candidate to be the obscure art film that they love and feel is perfect. First reform, perhaps. I don't know, I haven't seen it, but I know a lot of people really like it. But I think that the electorate needs a kind of

avenger style film, okay? And I would like for the people on the hard left, by the way, I'm like, I will go toe to toe with you on leftiness or hard leftiness for that matter. I'm very pro socialism. But like, you don't feel like there could be someone like AOC who is an art house film that everybody universally ends up loving.

Well, I don't know, man. That was Barack Obama. That was Barack Obama in 2008 and by 2012, when did he end 2016? But did the 16 people are like, this guy's a fucking cop. If you like it with 2012? a fucking cop. Okay. 2012. Yeah, I know what you mean.

No, I'm just saying, like Barack Obama was like the shining star that came out of nowhere and was gonna save everybody. And by 2016, they were like, you're a fucking cop, Barack, how dare you? Yeah. The people who are standing Bernie think Barack Obama sucks. So, I don't know. What's the answer here?

Like you want somebody to move the entire country of the United States to socialism in a day, it's not going to happen. And what we want, but we'll have to play out how they play out. And whatever. Yeah, sure, let them play out. Well, let them play out. But all the Bernie, but the Bernie bros are real. The Bernie bros are fucking real, okay?

And they suck. And they will find, and they will find the worst of every candidate and use it to tear them down, which will give Trump, and everybody else tons of fucking ammunition. And we'll make the Democrats look clueless and directionless, which they are to it.

We need to cancel, to an extent, is really what we're saying here. Yes, dunk culture is over. It's canceled. Yeah, no more pieces written about like the worst thing someone ever tweeted. I'm just saying like Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris

did some dumb fucking bad shit and she should have to answer for it. But they will rake her over the coals, a black woman in America trying to run for the highest office of the land will be raked over the Coles in a way that Donald Trump could never even fucking imagine. And the left, the hard left, will participate in this action out of like sheer force of the fucking the way the universe works. They don't even realize it. They don't even realize how much harder this shit is for someone like that than it is for a Donald Trump or a Bernie Sanders.

And I'm not saying she's good. I actually find her kind of boring, to be honest. That's, I think, her biggest problem is that she's sort of unexciting in a lot of ways. I mean, her content image and pen station was like, she hired the director of communications from Hillary's campaign at eight. Yeah, I mean, that's a mistake, but what I'm saying is... It is dark and bad and come on. But what I'm saying is it's like, it's like, the hard left, the far left is all too

happy to fucking destroy her immediately for some shit she did. That was bad and she should answer for it, but it is not like the shit that Donald Trump has done in his first two years of office, which has been like a... But don't you think now is the time to have that conversation and get it out of the way? No, I don't think, no, I don't think now is the time for the Democrats to be like, we need the perfect candidate. I think the now is the time for the Democrats to be like, we need the electable candidate. I'm sorry, there needs to be a good enough

in the vocabulary of the Democrats. Okay. All right, let's do that. I just think, I'm just saying, because like, Donald Trump isn't even good enough for Republicans and he's the president. I know, I hear you completely, but let's move on. Oh my god, I'm so mad right now. Wait, so who do you like?

I at the moment, I'm doing my listening phase. I like everybody besides Tulsi Gabbard. I really don't know. I don't even know, I don't know anything about it. I stand firmly in the camp you're describing which is nobody is Donald Trump, whoever the public decides they're going to throw their weight behind, I will do a fantastic job

in comparison to him. And it's not valuable for me to make decisions or calls before we have debates, before everyone's announced their platform. You know, I can't watch a two-second video on YouTube with you walking around your hometown saying, we need a fresh start or whatever bullshit. Like, that's not right.

It's being valuable. No, I'm saying like, I'm not saying you liked what she feels. I'm not like Jill Brand had to say in an interview she did with Potsay of America because it was way better than her on a talk show. She is so much better in a one-on-one personal conversation, not in front of an audience. I don't know how that works on a presidential tour, but I'm going to see. But, and I agree with you on that. And by the way, I'm not saying like, oh, Kamala Harris is out in the can of this.

I'm saying the point, I think, who could win? Who could win in the way you're describing is Beto, but I would like to see him in a debate with Kamala Harris who's one of the best cross-examining, like best cross-examiner is best in that setting. Her, like, cross-examing a witness is insane to watch. And to watch her in a debate might be a deciding factor for me. So I can't make, I don't wanna make a call now.

That's the digitation magical psychic visions. We were all having in 2016, fucking blew up in our faces. So I don't know what that is. No, but I'm saying, I'm saying, listen, I, I'm coming to the same conclusion you are from a different direction, which is Chapo and I and PodSafe America and CNN,

nobody should be making a your canceled call at the moment. Let's just watch it play out, understand that none of these people are Trump and make some decisions when it's time. Do you know what I mean? Yes, all I'm saying is this. It's like the immediate and like extremely intense backlash. I mean, look, the candidates have been ruined for a scream.

Okay. Yeah. And then you look at the person who couldn't be ruined despite no matter what he did. Right, right. He only made him more likable to the horrible family. So I'm saying voting record is important, but where they are now is important too, and also where we are now as a country is important.

And it's like you gotta put it in fucking perspective. And so, I'm like, I just want people to put shit in perspective, which is like we are living in a kind of non-stop nightmare world because of the president. And we've got to really consider not just the best of the pack, but the most electable of the pack.

And those are often, they are two different things. Cause like, there are better Republican candidates than Donald Trump in the are often they are two different things. Because like, there are better Republican candidates than Donald Trump in the sense that they are better for America and better for humanity and frankly better for Democrats too. Those aren't the people who got elected. There is now a discussion about the FCC, how's Democrats want to know how the FCC tried to rig a legal battle that was happening over 5G, the 5G network, which if you, by the way, if you buy a 5G phone before like 2022, you're a cop and a psychopath and you're an idiot. But if you buy a $1,500 phone for network that needs to be every,

like, I don't know, 40 feet and it's not going to be rolled out anywhere outside of Seattle, like you're an idiot. Anyway. The 5G thing is like one, who cares? That's my first thing. Two, I mean, I know people care. We need to be internet entirely. That's where I stand.

We need to mess. I mean, I think maybe, and maybe people are feeling like 5G will provide that, but. I actually, Pai, putting his finger on the scale in favor of the carriers in a lawsuit so that they would succeed and the Democrats are trying to figure out if, in fact, the fix was in from the FCC to find a beneficial court for the networks. They needed to clear local regulatory barriers in order to because 5G needs to be implemented every 50 feet. 5G needs to coat this country before we understand what it is, how it works in comparison to a regular internet, how it will work without net neutrality, double without net neutrality, and how it works from a public

like, like, how does the public pay for this? Are we subsidizing this? How will all this work? So in order to go to court and discuss this, the FCC put their finger on the scale, because the G-Pi is at the head of it, and he is sucking Verizon's dick 24.7. Wow, okay, you can say that, I couldn't, but time. You put his finger on the scale in between attempts

to make Harlem shake videos two years late and God, oh boy. And he is essentially right now attempting to do work around the legal system to benefit the carriers yet again. And Democrats are finally starting to have these discussions, which are very difficult for our legal process to do because none of them understand how tech works. And to me, legal process to do because none of them understand how tech works. And to me, I think 5G is a cop, I think the carrier's suck, and anyone who buys into this early on without any legal protection, I mean, you're gonna get what you deserve.

And we need, I really think we need to create a mesh style internet, or like completely, like, let's go all darknet and let's all be on it. Because currently, as the internet stands, it's run by four companies. It's run by five larger tech companies and their ad platforms. And the FCC, if I was in purchase, just way to control the FCC, we have no net neutrality. Like the internet is becoming a corporate nightmare. And it's so scary because the internet was like our one big hope.

I mean, here's what I'm gonna say, okay. First off, what do you need 5G for? That's my first question. Second, you live in a large city where 5G is gonna be deployed. You have Wi-Fi and very good for G. I just think, I just think, look, a GP obviously. on living in a different plan and I have never needed anything else. I mean, a GPI is obviously a very corrupt individual who blows. I will say this, I think that...

It's got beautiful eyelashes, I'll say that. Everybody, I haven't looked, but I won't take your word for it. I think that every carrier is always looking for... I mean, I feel like AT&T did this with 4G. I have a recollection of them attaching the 4G label to HSPA Plus, which was definitely not. I mean, currently AT&T has been rolling out 5G E, which is 4G slightly faster,

and they're pretending it's 5G to the... Yeah, I mean, that's classic AT&T. So disgusting. I mean, that is's classic AT&T. So disgusting. I mean, that is just classic AT&T. So you've got to be somewhat smart about it. The other thing is that, I think we should all be, I mean, your idea of a mesh network to me

is antithetical to what I think the future should be for our own, which is to be less online. I think what we'd all benefit from if we had edge connections. I think we'd all be feeling a lot better right now if we just couldn't load things. And until we have a better... Chelsea Peretti once said in her five word speech,

the internet must be stopped. No, I'm like the case against the, my book, my book, The internet company, Josh Svolveski. The book I'm working on right now is the case against the internet. And it's about how we should put the internet in jail forever. No, but I'm saying at this moment in time I think being a little bit less online is the preferable stance because what is happening online is it's bullshit quite frankly and it's

not a lot of it is not making anybody Paul Miller write this book You may recall Paul Miller left the internet for a year, you know, he's picked the wrong year Although for him it's never been a better time than it is right now. He loves everything. It's happened. Oh, yeah I know he's he's he's he's very pro Trump and Anyhow um the point is anyhow, I don't know I don't have I cannot form a strong opinion about 5G. At this point, I can say, I jeep pie is a complete piece of shit who sucks and should be thrown out of the FTC.

Is that even a cop? He's like a corrupt cop. He's like a cop. He's the chief of police. He's the chief of fucking police. And he's the Joker, if the Joker coped his way into being the chief of police and coped's the Joker if the Joker contes way into being the chief of police and God No, because the Joker's like got style a Jeep high is like literally His fucking pants are one size too big

He's the penguin penguin the penguin seems cool by comparison be honest with you Anyhow any so my point is I don't have a point. I guess about 5G accepts that. 5G. I don't care. I know you don't care, but I've just dead. 5G's over. All right.

6G is the next big thing. All right. What else on our list? On the internet news. Yeah. Mark Zuckerberg killed a goat with a laser sword and fed it to Jack Dorsey cold and Jack Dorsey said it wasn't good. And as I tweeted earlier this week, if I had told you this in 1995, you'd be like, that's

awesome. Two companies that connect everyone in the world and they're eating goats with laser swords. That would be incredible. It's in fact the least cool thing in the world. Jack Dorsey has been on some kind of like interview tour and he keeps talking and saying nothing. Yeah, he like to actually find Bergat Hoppe Nimpost

and Huff Poe, sorry. And she's like, if the president had a death threat against somebody, you'd like ban them, right? You'd ban the, you kick him off the platform because that's, you know, asking for violence or saying you're gonna do violence against them. And he was like, yeah. Well, I mean, she literally said to him,

do you talk to conservatives? Like they consult with you a lot. He was like, it's important to listen to different perspectives even if you don't agree with them. I really think that listening is a value. She said, you spoke to a lot of people who pronounce hate speech, who even people on the right are trying to distance themselves from.

You don't think you legitimize them by taking public meetings with them and listening to their thoughts. And he was like, what do you mean by legitimize? It's like, Jack! No, it's like, you can't really be this stupid and be also as successful as you are, but then it's like, I guess you can't.

Oh, absolutely, you can. All the ads. Is that why people have done my head? Yeah, I mean, oh. So it's like, it's kind of insane though, you know? It's like, the Zuck story is really good. It means a great example, I think. Like, it sounds like two of the dumbest people

and the worst people ever having dinner. And how completely charmless and boring that conversation would be, and yet so packed with information we need to know. No, I know, of course. I mean, although I'm guessing that they talk about the most boring shit, I mean, I actually think that like nothing.

I'm just gonna talk about how to waste money. I think I'm sorry, I think that you can attribute much more to sort of like laziness and ignorance. Most of what happens at these companies, then you can like actual malice. I mean, that's the story of Facebook is break things, like move fast, break things. And we see how that works. It's just a complete ignorance, a complete lack of understanding of your impact in the world. That's so different.

It's stupidity laziness and anger and contribute more to what the decisions are made by these companies than actual thoughtful decision-making. It's not really clear and like, you can have one good idea or on the up flip side, let's say that maybe Jack or Zuck had one good idea, or being so completely like biased in their favor, so generous to them. You could be wildly intelligent in one way and be a complete fucking moron in a million other ways. And it has never been clear

than what comes out of Silicon Valley. Yeah, I mean, it's like, and I think that, you know, I think that reading and hearing these sort of like more candid interviews with these people, you know, in a way, it's good, I think, is it human? I mean, I think we have this idea that to me, it's like, it makes the argument for things like regulation so much clearer because we have the idea that there's like a maliciousness to it. I actually think a lot of the stuff is like they're on autopilot a lot of the time like they're incapable of even recognizing the point at

which they're making the bad decisions. I also think the longer that they're in their positions the less removed from reality are it's like celebrities it is like reality stars it is like anything else the longer they are, they are this weird thing in our culture and our society and industries, the less they understand that they are in a weird position or that they have power. It is very hard to take lots of meetings with conservatives if you're Jack Dorsey and not start questioning yourself.

And when you don't have a grounded base in reality, when you're a normal person, a normal user, you don't know how your decisions affect whatever. If you're a doctor and you're thinking, you know, I'm going to be the best listener, I'm going to be the, I'm going to listen to every patient, I'm going to identify with them, I'm going to help them. And then you've got 50 patients in a day, you start to think, maybe I'll just, you know, a couple of these people will find it. Well, no, it's easy, it's easy to get lazy.

It's easy to compromise. And that's what I think when you're a billionaire who's in charge of one of the most and powerful platforms in the world, if I have just had fleeting thoughts about being intoxicated or by my position or fleeting thoughts about like as a comedian, how easy it would be to make lazy jokes,

how easy it would be to get a laugh at stupid bullshit that's offended. Well, this is like, when I used to produce music, I used to think like, God, it's, it's, it's, that'd be so great to just like do the dumb thing, like to do the easy thing, to do the melody that was like obvious or to do the, you know, to do like the, the chord progression that a million other people have used, but you know works. Like, it is always, I think the default of, of anybody is, is, to some extent is like, how do I make this

easier for myself? And I mean, the problem with people like Jack and Mark Zuckerberg is that they are no different than a person who's like, maybe I'll just play the core progression everybody else plays. Yet they have somehow, and listen, some of it is skill, some of it is talent, certainly intelligence at some level, not like, not maybe the intelligence we think of. I mean, having the experience to know

that the easy way will always bite you in the ass in the ass. But it's like, but I think this is the thing about, you listen to Jack Dorsey talk, you know, he's like the the Myanmar thing. Is that the conversation of a person who is just like understands the ramifications of what he's saying?

Or is it that is it him talking about meditating in the Myanmar, is it actually the war? Is it the words of a person who's ignorant of so many things in the world that he doesn't see, he doesn't see his actions the way we see them, that he can't. There's no self, I mean for a guy who fucking meditates, there's no self reflection and there's no understanding and there's no appreciation. I don't think it's malicious.

And I'm not letting him off the hook. I think ignorance can be as bad as being malicious, but I'm just saying that what I am increasingly sort of like shocked by and increasingly in awareness of is not the evilness or maliciousness of these people. It's the laziness and the stupidity and the ignorance of these people. I mean, we're also talking about politics at this point. I mean, I'm 100% sure that you want someone who is methodically evil and intelligent, or do you want someone that's completely ignorant, and how hard is it to find someone who's need you?

No, I mean, like Trump today, there's a video of Trump, and they're like, what do you, you know, what, you know, what's his name? Wilbur Ross made some insane statement. And he's like, I don't know why these federal workers are so worried about their one paycheck or whatever or something like that. You know something insane? Like people don't think about paychecks.

And Trump is like, no, it's fine. The grocery stores they shop out will float them and the banks will, their mortgages, they'll float their mortgages. And they'll be, you know, just how it's done. It's like everybody just kind of helps everybody out. It's like I honestly believe. I don't think he's saying it because he's evil. I think he's saying it because he's a fucking idiot and he doesn't know how normal people live and he's ignorant. Like it's like, have you ever heard Madonna?

Like Madonna is a perfect example. And I think Madonna has the purest intentions in the world. I really do think that she tries very hard to be a good person, and she's completely divorced from reality at this point. No, I mean, like there's a, Lauren, I have a running joke. There's some song, I can't think of the name of the song right now, but like at the beginning of the song,

there's like a spoken word thing, and she's like, forget your bills. And it's like, you know, you barely can pronounce the word bills correctly, because like, you don't know what they are. You never paid what you're doing. You're not quite full of. Yeah, it's like she's like, forget your mortgage,

your mortgage, it's like that. You know what I mean? It's like, she's like telling people because Madonna's like the queen of being like having realizations about reality and herself. Like all of her songs are about how she's showing something. But there's also a lot of stuff that she doesn't know what she doesn't do.

I know of course there's a way. But that's ignorance. That's like very famous. I knew a very famous pop star for a while. Wow. And she asked me the difference between a credit card and debit card because she didn't want to embarrass herself. Was it?

Was it Lady Gaga? No, it was not. It was someone who was famous since they were a child. They asked me the difference between a credit card and a debit card. But she knew enough to know she doesn't know. And it's a real thing. And she doesn't want to put her foot in her mouth. It just want to be embarrassed and she knew to know that she's not intelligent in that way. I explained it and she said, Oh my God, thank you so much. And please don't tell

anyone I ever said this. So I'm not going to say who it was. Oh my God. This sounds like an amazing docks of. I'm not going to do that. But I do think that there is a certain segment of people who are smart enough to know what they don't know. I would never speak for someone of color or someone who has, it's battling addiction or someone who's a cancer survivor because I know enough to know that I don't know their fucking perspective. I'm just saying this is what I'm saying, but this is the thing about fucking these like, like Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey. I mean, the thing that I hear in Jack Dorisies conversations with people is it's like, it's like a person who believes they understand,

like, it's survivorship bias. They really think that because they succeeded, they know what it takes and what. No, but you hear people who are like, I have a position in understanding about humanity and the way people interact and the, you know and how culture works and how society works and how free speech works.

And they're full of shit. They just don't know. And instead of saying, I don't know and I need help, they're like pushing through. And Jack Dorsey is, I'm sure very smart in many ways, but he's also very ignorant in many ways. And it's just, I think that we have to, this is what, by the way, this is why regulation should exist for a lot of these companies. I mean, this is why tax these people so that they live in a version of the real world.

I mean, I would also say yes, but also, it's like the regulation right now. I'm like, don't regulate anything actually because I don't trust the people who are in charge of all of it. You know, like, I need a government that functions, it has not functioned like 33 days. And it is the discourse between like Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump is like a grade school shit. I mean, it's used grade.

It's both very useful that someone's saying something and also completely useless. Yeah, but it's a real downer of a podcast, Ryan. I didn't mean for it to be. In good news, the switch is selling like hotcakes. Oh my God, there's such a extreme pivot, such extreme pivot. I mean, our other news stories are kind of downers.

One is funny, but for now, the switch is... I don't know what to say to that except that I just read a story that like super super super super smash brothers was like the best selling game of 2018. Yeah, and it got released in November in November. Yeah, that's insane. Nintendo people keep saying the next consoles for Microsoft and Sony how their streaming platforms will compete. Bubble, blah, blah, blah. I kind of think everybody's competition right now is the switch because you can take it wherever you can have the streaming games because all it takes as an app that Nintendo installs, not knowing that they would, but you are now at a point where like it is about access to the platform and being at a low price point, if they released a switch that was $150, it was the size of a PSP. It didn't have the detachable joy cons and you

could only play it portable. Just as an entry point for kids and stuff like that, the real competition right now is not, you know, PC, $2,000 PC rig versus the latest Xbox One X or whatever. Like it is currently the Switch versus the world. And it is crushing. Yeah, I think it's one of those things where it's like, you know, the best camera is the one in your pocket or whatever. I think with the Switch, it's like, the best game console is not like necessarily about

like it's like specs, right? I mean, this is PS2 again. This is the PS2 had a DVD player. It was cheap as hell and it just destroyed everybody else. It just tore through everybody else. They had some great exclusive games that helped get them there just like Nintendo. But at certain point you bought ones that you could play DVDs in your house for some cheap and then also think it crushed. It's also but I also think there's a universe out a universality to the switch that is interesting that I was in, I was in a car.

I mean, you could buy it for an elderly person. You could buy it for a hardcore gamer. You could buy it for a child. I was in a car the other day and the driver was like, talking about, I was with somebody from work and we were talking about the switch and he was like, oh, should I get, he's like, I have two daughters, like,

one, seven, one, one, is 13. Like, should I get that for them? And I was like, yeah, like, I can say emphatically, like, I think they would love it. And there's a ton of games that they can play. And they're like, it's like, there's a real universe, like, you will enjoy them and they will enjoy them as well. And I think that, um, that helps a lot. I also think that it's like, I mean, I was explaining to Laura what she kind of didn't understand how the switch works. She's like, she's like, wait, so the, the, like, you, the handheld thing is like the same thing as you play on TV. I'm like, yeah, it's like you put it in the dock and then you play it on TV or you pop it out and you put the controllers in and you just take it with you. And she's like, oh, that's really cool. And it's like, yeah, that's fucking crazy idea.

The only thing that I think they're only miss was that when you docket it should have like a graphics upgrade. Like I feel like the dock should be a graphics card basically. But don't you think they could be? Basically, I mean with the current architecture, they could throw an upgraded because they're used an old generation CPU to begin with. They throw upgraded CPU, upgraded GPU, they call it Switch Pro and they call Switch Basic the portable one and you can have switch in the middle if you bought it originally. Yeah, I just feel like, yes, I just feel like,

to me, I'm playing LA Noir, I bought LA Noir for it because I never finished it for the Xbox. I think it was playing on the 360. It's a really good game. It's a really good Xbox One, yeah, and it's really good. But I wish I had it on the Switch. It's sluggish though, it's really sluggish that the graphics are really, they're okay,

but they're definitely like, you kind of, like, I wouldn't believe. That's an optimization thing. I mean, I would say there are games on the switch that look way better than LA Newark and are doing way more, but they didn't have to be ported lazily very quickly. Yeah, but it's a massive, but it's a massive open world game.

Like, there aren't very many of those games on Switch. I'd better bex than the 360 dead. The Switch is a better puzzle. Okay, but the 360 was released in like 2000. Sure, but there aren't very many of those games on Switch. There are better decks than the 360 dead. The Switch is a better puzzle. The 360 was released in like 2000. Sure, but it almost, I mean, if you look at the hard numbers, if you look at the hard numbers of what the Switch can output versus the PS4 or the Xbox One, it doesn't compare to the PS4, the original,

I'm talking original, it's not pros. Yeah. In 1080 or 720. In 720, it outdoes the Xbox One. So I think that there is space for them to scale older games. I agree. No, I agree. I just I just think look, I'm not complaining. I'm just actually I'm I'm I'm I'm on the switch bandwagon to a degree. I mean, I played LA Noir on the train the other day. I spent you know, 40 minutes playing like. Oh, I mean to say that it's a bad. I don't know that that's the best example. No, no, no, it's not, but I will say this.

I played a massive open world rock star game while I was riding the train, and I was totally immersed in it, and it's pretty crazy that that even is a possibility. If Nintendo did, okay, so we were just talking in the office, I bought this Bluetooth game shell that you can throw an Android phone in or an iPhone if it worked bought this Bluetooth game shell that you can throw an Android phone in or an iPhone if it worked, but it doesn't.

You can throw an Android phone in there. Down the, I have every emulator for every system that's ever existed. Download any game, emulate it, and play it like a switch. It's the IPEGA, the listeners will know, I almost said the fan. The listeners will know what it is. The IPEGA 9087, it is a cheap $20. You can get it on Amazon $50 on eBay. Blue

Chief Controller, I threw the original Resident Evil for the Sega Saturn on there. Have been playing it. And I thought if Nintendo does what they've been rumored that they'll be doing and throw backwards compatibility from GameCube back. And Sega released a pack of legacy stuff that was like 40 bucks for every Sega, not Saturn, Sega, Genesis Mega Drive. If you can't play every game, sort of like the Wii Virtual Console did, and you can play them anywhere, and you can also throw in a triple A open world Assassin's Creed.

Like, how does Microsoft or Sony compete with that? And if you want better graphics, Nintendo releases a streaming app, just like they're going to. And I mean, the universality and the fact that it's in your pocket, like, it's like, you want to play LA Noir on the go? You're only option is this one. All right. Can we do, we're going to do nice things. We're going to do one nice thing, one nice thing a piece because I got the go. You're only option is this one. All right, can we do, we're gonna do, we're gonna do nice things.

We're gonna do one nice thing, one nice thing at peace because I gotta go, I gotta, I, Laura is waiting for me. I'm gonna go for, okay, I played the, I played the one shot Resident Evil 2 demo. Me too, the 30 minute demo and it's fucking awesome. Incredible, it is classic. It is classic Resident Evil the way that you remember, but better than you could possibly ever remember,

the game comes out at midnight tonight. It is so good. I'm like, I'm so, it's like, it's kind of peaking with being myself. Because I know that Resident Evil 2 is gonna be, it wasn't something that I was anticipating loving or even wanting. Like, I'm not that engaged with the Resident Evil brand,

but I played the One Shot demo and was like, fuck, this is incredible, I have to play it. But Kingdom Hearts III, which I know is gonna be objectively a terrible game, very disappointing. I have been waiting 16 years. So now I gotta, I'm sure. I'm sure, I'm sure. I think if you're a Kingdom Hearts stand,

I think you'll enjoy it, but I'll just say this. That's my guess. I'm just saying, it brought back feelings and memories from a long time ago, and if you're a resident evil fan or even if you're new to the genre and new to the franchise, I highly recommend, and this is not an endorsement of the game. I mean, it's not an endorsement,

like I'm not advertising it. I'm just saying it was fucking, the 30 minutes I played was a rad as shit. And it is like I cannot wait to play it. I was only allowed ever to play resident evil at my cousin's house because my parents wouldn't let me play it at my house, but they had no control over that. And I played every resident evil game in their basement

and like fucking absorbed it. And I, so my memories of it are super fuzzy, super broken up or I'm random afternoons. And when I put it on, not to the nostalgia hit me in the face and hit me in the face that this is on its own a good game. And it also hit those notes where you're like, fuck, it is the 90s again. You know, yeah, yeah, or like early 2000s.

I don't remember when the first one came out. It was like 98 maybe or the second one. I don't know. Anyway, okay, that's my nice thing, do your nice thing. Okay, so my nice thing for the week, I was gonna do Kingdom Hearts 3 coming out, but you know what, fuck that. I'm gonna do celebrity big brother.

And hear me out. I have not been able to watch a live show. Like, I have not been able to watch the live feeds like I did last year because I have been working very hard on inputmag.com. Please visit it and sign up with your email. However, Kato Kaelin, Anthony Scaremucci, Jonathan Bennett who played Aaron Samuels and Mean Girls,

Candy Burris who wrote no scrubs, Tamar Braxton, Dina Lohad, are all in a house, and it is Ryan Lochte, it is the most surreal experience. Kato Kaelin keeps making murder jokes. He keeps saying, I am America's most famous house guest, we're saying, I had the worst head of household, OJ Simpson. Oh boy. And over. Okay, I've never watched a big brother. So I don't

anything. Joey Lauren. And he has so many injectables in his face and he weighs two pounds. And it's surreal to watch him next to other human beings. If you have any interest in all in watching America's decline, this is the place to do it. Julie Chen Moonves wife of rapist former president and CEO of CBS is the host. And she keeps saying Moonves very pointedly to tell us this. It's wild television. Please tune in. Anyway, that. Okay. So he brought to you by CBS. The small is me, the company. Yeah. Anyway, that's it. it. You can get out of here.

I don't want to leave. I don't want to leave. I do. It's been like, we've been taught, I mean, listen, there's so much here that needs to be cut. OK, first off. Well, we'll see you next week. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, yeah. I don't know. It depends on what happens in America. Well, that is our show for this week. We'll be back next week with more tomorrow. And as always, I wish you and your family the very best. Though I've just looked at Twitter and I've seen that your family announced their run for the presidency in 2020 and family, your family, or all cops.