Tomorrow - 153: The Wisdom of the Crowd

Episode Date: March 1, 2019

What's the worst way to win an Oscar? How long until the planet is just a toaster oven of chaos? Why is Guy Fieri ripping off our ideas? Will Josh ever like Pokémon? These are just a few of the pressing issues discussed on this week's episode of Tomorrow. Take out your RAZR, disable the comments section, and enjoy episode 153. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey and welcome to tomorrow I'm your host Josh Wautapulski. Stay in the podcast. We discuss Guy Fieri, Lady Ghostbusters, and the Razer. I don't always want to minute. Let's get right into it. Well Ryan, we're back. It's been two days since last we talked and I mean actually we're talking earlier today. So technically speaking, we talked talked yesterday so it has been literally nothing no time at all. We love to talk. We'd love to guys just two guys and we're talking. We should have a podcast. I'm thinking about putting this on the internet these conversations. I think about recording them and putting them out. Now we got it canceled so bad for everybody. Well you know cancel culture comes for all of

us at one point or another which is why I'm so happy to be canceled in the future. We're recording in our office. Yes. Well, it's a wee work. Well, yeah. It's on our offices, really, a universal office for all the people, for all New Yorkers. But it's, you know, it's quiet here now, I love him, the acoustics of this room. We need to get to Brown to brass tax.

There's breaking news that like it's, Guy theory is infringing on our intellectual property. First of it's, Guy Fieri, please use the proper Italian person. I'm not gonna respect him. Yeah, Fieri. It's gonna steal, I think it is. Fieri has announced that he's going to open a line

of chicken restaurants with 22 dipping sauces. And I have to tell you, we have trademarked any restaurant with more than 15 dipping sauces on a single dish. So I got bad news for you guy. The our council will be contacting your council and there's going to be a payday and it won't be into your weird jenko fire flame pockets. It won't be into your it's not going towards hair bleach. It's going to your Puka Choker bowling shirt pockets. It's going into. It's going into.

It's going into. It's going into Dipper's International LLC and Dipper's Holdings International. Well in response to this move. Of course, honey, I'm of course talking about just to be clear, there was an actual announcement this week that Guy Fieddi is launching as a restaurant, well, there were really 22 dipping sauces, which I think is a joke. 22, that's one dish at Dippers. That's a single item, those 22. That's literally the tasting menu. I mean, 22 is where our dipping begins, and it ends at 2200,

there's several hundred unreleased flavors, but that's the baseline. Most of them based on ranch. Besides the PimTest. Well, there's been a lot, you know, like Mint Ranch was not a huge hit. No. There was a, we did want a collaboration,

Sour Patch Kids Ranch, which was not, had an interesting texture honestly, which I really liked a lot, but the flavor of it was actually extremely disgusting. Anyhow, Guy, we're coming for you, we're coming for everything you have and don't think that you can get away with blatant, trademark infringement and theft

and not be checked by our council, our in-house council at Dipper's Incorporated and Dipper's Holiness, Dipper's Holiness Limited. Well, I'm happy to announce that in response to this news, we signed Phil Lexus RX speaking voice to do the Dipper's commercials and the stock prices are covered. That's right. She's horny for Dipper's.

I love dipping sauce. She's horny for Dipper's ready to go. Well, in real news. I love real news. That's the best news. Sorry, I sound a little low powered right now, but it's because there was a there were dogs that we work Yeah, there were gray hounds dog day and they also had they were serving gray hounds as a drink and they remember doing dog photo shoots So really took us out took it out of us honestly. I love the community if we work and I recommend it for everyone who doesn't have their own community

Go ahead what we're gonna say No, that's as good as the breaking news. There was a dog in the office. We did break news. There were several dogs in the office. OK, what else? OK, no. In real news, I spent yesterday glued to Michael Cohen.

And when I finished, I spoke to my mom on the phone and she said, what'd you do today? And I said, a lot of work. It was. So me said, I heard on the news yesterday, or today's rather, that he did nine hours of testimony or something. I must have watched all of it.

It's no Hillary Clinton. Michael Cohen, first off, it's amazing to see someone who is, it's testifying it to hear you smarter than all the people talking to him. Like, I'll say what you know, Michael Cohen, but he came off as much more smarter, more evil and more apologetic. And that's a nexus that is hard to achieve.

He brought it all. I mean, he brought all the goods. And I think what's interesting is that, by the way, I hope that you have at least caught up on, if you're listening to this, you've at least caught up on the Michael Cohen hearing. But what's interesting is, have you binge watched the Michael Cohen?

Yeah. It's on Netflix, it's in six parts. I mean, it literally could be. Yeah. The crazy thing about the whole Michael Coen hearing was there were public and defense. There were probably an attack on Michael Coen was aren't you a liar?

Haven't you lied to Congress? You're going to jail for lying. You're a criminal. You're a criminal liar. Why should we believe it? And it's like, yes, he literally lied for Trump. And they're like, just to confirm, you lied for President Trump

on multiple occasions, including the Congress. He's like, that's correct. They're like, well, I don't know why we should think you're credible now. It's like, no, he's literally're like, well, I don't know why we should think you're credible now. It's like, no, he's literally saying the courts have already done the work. It would be like in HBO's Iceman documentary, they were like, you killed people for the mob.

And he's like, yeah, and they're like, see? My point, the mob is good. You know, I will say this. He did lay it on a little thick. There were a couple of points where I was like, before a bursa, I mean, I mean, who didn't? This was a display of points where I was like, before Bursa, I mean, I mean, who didn't?

This was a display of New Yorkers, like I've never seen, between Trump, him, AOC, it was the best and worst of this city, and they all had these thick accents, but they were like, Hey, AOC doesn't have a thick accent. I think she sounds very much like a New Yorker.

In the best way. Got that Elaine Benis energy. Yeah, I can see Benis energy. Benergy. Benergy. A new product coming to Dipper. It's our energy during DIP. Yeah, Michael Cohen is like, I mean, he sounded like, he sounds like a fucking character from the sopranos.

It's like, listen here, you piece of shit. You're doing what I did. And you're gonna meet a nasty end. He's gonna be, your body's gonna be found underneath a freeway. Your head will not be part of the body anymore. And I got news for you. That's what Trump does.

He sounds like. Okay, Wally P. Nuts, whatever your name is, Polly Wally P. Nuts. He sounds like, is it, is it Polly Wally P. Nuts? It's Polly Wally P. Nuts. I made this mistake several times. And calling him Polly Wally P. Nuts. He sounds, I think it would also be an exceptional option, to end by the way.

He sounds like every friend of my dad growing up who would like strong animals. Yeah, who would talk to his kids. It would be like this. I am not standing for this behavior any longer. I have put up with this for 10 years. I respect you. I think you are a wonderful man, but you're a piece of garbage. And I'm not raising a piece of garbage. You can tell you something to me. To me, let me tell you something. Look at me, look me in the eyes. You're a good kid. I love you, but I will break your neck.

Where you fucking looking? Where you fucking looking? Look at me in the eyes. I will kick your teeth in. I will rip those balls off and I will raise the daughter. Wow. I will raise the daughter. Wow.

Long Island is a tough place. She may look at me. Look at me. Don't listen. Don't follow Trump the way I did. Don't fuck around. don't bust no chops. Don't cover his ass, you will not cover your ass. Okay, anyhow.

All right, this is great. No, but I will say the testimony was explosive and I would say the best three agents of power were the three women of color who went at the end for the Dems. Alexandria Acasio-Credez set him up in under four minutes in change. She set him up, she set up the ability

for Congress to look into Trump's tax returns, Trump's business dealings, and she did it with surgical precision. As opposed to a lot of people who spend a lot of time rapsidizing about like the state of the people in our democracy, like she respected the process and for someone especially who constantly gets accused

of being like two on Twitter, like extremely online and two like concerned with the brand. She was the one who did her fucking job. She's like, yeah, but then when she finished her testimony, she was like, wrecked. I thought that was inappropriate. Oh, she's like, pwn. What's the most like what's the most Twitter thing you could say at the end of doing?

Doing your red. You're like red. She promoted her soundcloud like slash slash one. She's like, hey, guys, you can buy me on SoundCloud. She's like, whoa, she's like, whoa, thanks for showing up. Check out my Instagram while you're here. Um, this is my then mo. No, but, but listen, I think I think it was great.

Can we just fast forward to her being president? Yeah, until I want. No, but I tell you, I'm worried. There's a comic book now. Yeah, I know. It's bad. It looks so bad. She didn't have anything to do with it.

I know, but she's like, I'm honored. It's like, don't just say nothing. Well, what is she going to say? Just nothing. Yeah. She doesn't have to acknowledge every piece of fan art that's made. I mean, it's like Stanley going like, yeah, I love all spider-man drawings, like, even the tentacle, the tentacle born that comes from Japan. Yeah, I'm sure that I'm sure that there were some pieces that he was just like, I'm not

going to like all that. Like all that. Yeah, I'm not going to comment on that or whatever Stan Lee would say. Well, Michael Cohen testified it was explosive. Yes. Yes. Other stuff. Hearing was other stuff going on. Israel is pursuing criminal charges against Netanyahu. Netanyahu. You know, he got, he got got. I can tell you, you know what? I, I'm sure he's horrible. He seems like a horrible person. He's real trash. And I don't have any, I don't have any sadness about this. He seems like a bad guy and he should be treated, you know, the way bad guys get treated. They get a book deal.

They get a movie, people are inquired about, the Republicans, how about how they were like, they were like, are you getting a book deal? They're like, could you put me in touch with your agent? Like, show me what we can, they were like anything to sell books. You know, it's fucking crazy. Fucking Republicans.

I was like, who is it? Meadows, this guy who's like like he brought up was he brought up a Black woman who works for Trump He's like who's been dragged out before like now look here There's a person of color employed by Trump. He can't be racist. It literally was that. It's like what is going on I was like, I mean when it was happening Lauren. I was sitting there I was like is he just is she just standing there like to be proof of I was sitting there, I was like, is he just, is she just standing there like to be proof of a person of color working for Trump?

Because that's like not all that's ever she did to leave, came out. She was like, is it possible that that someone of call or that that someone can say racist things regularly and before a border wall, say racist things in private can attack black people, have one black friend in Sylvia racist, and that was like the most controversial thing. And it was like Archie Bunker, have you ever heard of it? Archie Bunker, definitely at some point they're like Archie Bunker has a drinking buddy who's black or whatever, but he was definitely not racist.

Yeah. You know, but here's the thing. How many family members I have who have a gay nephew and they're fucking hardcore homophobes? That's just how it goes. And this comes on the heels of when I was in... When I was in the nephew? Yes, when I was in Fort Lauderdale, someone was like, said something racist to me and then was like with this like conspiratorial grin

and I was like, no, no, no, that's not what I meant. And I was like, this is just what like white people do where they like say this stuff where they think it's not gonna get aired out. And it's like, of course that's what Trump does. You shocked. But also, you don't, racism is not about how you treat like a person.

Yeah, that's how you think about a group of people. Yeah, yeah. It's not like I was cordial to this person that I have to interact with. I mean, it's both, but, I don't know, but of course, but like, anyhow, this guy also, by the way, that guy literally is on tape going like,

we're gonna send Obama back to Kenya, like literally. Not even, I'm not paraphrasingasing that's like actually what he said which is a super racist thing to say Anyhow I'm sorry anyhow racist in miniserale we're really firing all so under So I think real it's dark it's dark time over there. Let's talk about the Oscars Did you not talk about the Oscars and the last one? Did you watch the Oscars? No, I watched all the Oscars. Everything go on. I watched every Oscar. First off, definitely improved by not having to host.

I mean, I don't, I realized, hosts are maybe bad. Except when Tina, Amy and Maya were up there and I was like, why did you not just cut them a check to riff? I think that the reality is that they don't want to do it. Yeah, who would want to do it? It's the first job that they don't want to do it. Yeah. Who would want to do it? It's the cursed job. Nobody should have to take it. You also don't want to like Kevin Hartz like his like run off or whatever. No. Yeah. You know. Look, I thought that here's what I think about the Oscars. I fucking hate award shows. I think they're stupid. I think that the what's

your name? Olivia Coleman. Her speech was incredible. Yeah very authentic very authentic in jade british the british the british always have the best speeches and um you know green my green transfer say green my green while it's like so i say green book green lantern green goblin green lantern one for best picture no green book one for best picture i don't i haven't seen it. It's fucking terrible. But it's like it's kind of like it's fucking terrible. I mean between that and Bohemian rap rap see like cleaning up I was like okay, so we're not watching the movie anymore. Bohemian rap. She's like um I feel bad for Robby Mollik. He's like I you want to do the the the queen biopic he's like oh my god That's a chance of a lifetime and they're like, then they're like, you're nominated for

best actor and it's like, but yeah, but not like, you don't want it like this. Not like this. You don't want it like in the shadow. It also, it's like, from what I can tell, I haven't seen it again. Now I watch this one scene that I was was was sharing, which is like this one for best editing. It's like, it is edited like, it's like a Tim and Eric video. I mean, it's also his acting in that video. He's like, where the

weedows, a lot of people want to be like, oh, weedows, weedows, weedows, and there weedows, and weedows together. That's what makes us queen. And they were like, wow, gay rights. And then like, and then like, Benedict Cumberbatch or the guy from the, he's the villain from, he's like, little finger, little whoever. I want to song you to a full album, but do you, we'll get you on top of the pops. It's like, all right. 19 cuts of reactions from different scenes.

And then you go back to Romantic, he's like, sounds good, my, yeah. It's like, where the weed is? No, I don't know. Nine-ass, you're in a lot of accidents on this episode, by the way. The best picture was Intensptiteiverse. You know what, I watched it into the Spiderverse,

and I have to tell you, it's a great film. It's a great film. Fan service, no question, but very charming, and also the way you do fan service. I kind of wish all the Spider-Bibies were done in that style. I don't think I need to see Tom Holland, is that who plays Spider-Man? I don't feel like I need to see another one of those movies where he's like web slinging. No, it's just like they're so little they can actually do that's good with them. I thought the last one was extremely forgettable.

I'm sick of just watching like some teen, some white teen like frantically like I can't tell my powers in front of like a pretty girl. It's just like so tired. We've all been there. Okay. I like that they had all the spite. I like that they had all the spider people. Yeah. They had a wide variety of spider people.

Yeah. And you know, Gwen is great. I love Jake Johnson. Is that his name? Yeah. I loved dad bod spider man. That was Chris Pine. That's right to my bank. He's in the beginning. Oh, yeah, he plays the good spider-man

No, the actors were great My heart's a lot all these in it. Yeah, and and the I thought the there's a heartbreaking twist I mean I'd shed it here. Yeah a little moment.. Oh, Leav Shriver as Kingpin is terrific. Yeah, terrific. Who thought that comment? Pretty good actual, like, kind of a good story for him too, surprisingly. Like, it was just, it was original. I didn't know where it was going. I had a good time. The art style was cute. It was funny. Yeah.

It was just like a great package. It was very cool. It was very cool looking and you know, a ton of post-molominate. So for me, an absolute slam dunk An absolute unit as they say Well speaking movies. Oh X-Men trailer came out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, dark Phoenix. No, no I'll tell you this I told this to Jeremy Gordon our culture editor earlier I'll go to see I'm gonna go see it because I'll go see any movie where somebody throws a car with their mind Or look like a power any any situation where somebody throws a car with their mind or looks like a power.

Any situation where there's like a vehicle that gets like some mechanical fan. Somebody does like a, somebody does like it, yes. Somebody does like a hand motion in the car or the train or whatever gets thrown. And so you see at the end of the trailer, dark phoenix is like controlling a train with her like hand powers or whatever.

That's what I'm into. I wanna see raw power Exercise through a kind of emperor palpatine style X-Men works better as like a TV show where you get all this time to spend this with the story This is all this honor and like look controversial statement real bad X2 is the best X-Men movies. Oh, yes, so controversial. It's the second Bryan singer. I have Bryan singers canceled, but it is. But this pre-canceration and I'll enjoy it. It's the best one. The privacy of my own home. X2 is the best film features a great performance by Bryan Cox as William Striker. But let me just say, I have a

problem with the timeline. Rebecca remains Stamos. Craig went by wrong plays. No longer Stamos. Whatever. In the movie X two it is stamos. Okay. She plays. Uh, Mystique. Took you solid minutes. Mystique. You're like blue lady.

Mystique in the play. The cool aid woman. The transformer lady. Uh, Mystique is played in the earlier films beginning with first class by Jennifer Lawrence, who's apparently engaged. Uh, poor one out for Janna. I know. She apparently dies in the dark Phoenix film.

So how does she grow into adulthood to play first class was all time traveling and so they reason their time. No. Yeah. No days of future past. Oh days of future past That's I didn't but that doesn't make any sense because Because we see oh, you're saying that time travel resetting the series of events and we started over Fucking bullshit, but here's what you you know where you they wouldn't mess that up is a fucking TV show like the animated one HBO make an X-Men TV show. Well, they're making watchman It's good enough of that Watch was pretty good sure I watch I read umbrella Academy and I thought the whole time like just make an X-Men show

I watch two episodes of umbrella and cat umbrella Academy here's my opinion I Was time for this shit. They can do doom patrol. I didn't watch that umbrella Academy There's another one. There's another one on sci-fi. It's called like Lord's Tale. Deadly Class. Deadly Class. Yeah, I didn't do that.

I watched the movie. It's like an ex-men adjacent thing, I think. Yeah. I watched the movie. And then there's ex-men, which is like how many... It's a bit of a ronarchal about this, actually. But it's like how many teams of superheroes? Oh, misfit teenage superheroes who are in a school run by a crotchety old so-and-so.

Like, get a fucking new idea. It's not that hard. Maybe a lady runs it next time. Huh? How about that? Maybe they're... X-Men, X-Save Your Lady. Yeah.

Mrs. X. X-Anna. Mrs. X. Xana. Mrs. X. Exana. You know, I'm just saying, and her arms can't move, but she can walk. Yes. Yes.

Yes. She's lost these her arms. She's a floppy chicken thing. But she can walk. Now that's a twist that we can see coming. Starts clean. Anyhow, so dark Phoenix. Now look, I'm a big fan of the dark Phoenix

saw the comic books. I know, that's why I don't want to see it bastard Also, I just who cares at this point. I mean they get sidecloths with his eye thing. You know, where's Wolverine? If I don't see Hugh Jackman flexing his muscles this I'm not interested. That's my opinion. We're rebooting well It's kind of amazing that Michael fastbender or so-called serious actor There's definitely shown his penis in several productions. To great effect. What you know is means to a great effect.

It's the sign of a serious actor. And a serious piece. Yes, it looks good. Nobody's pulling their piece out. It's not a good one. It's a good looking item. But anyhow, he's like, oh yeah, I gotta keep playing Magneto.

Do you think though that sometimes him and James McAvoy just look at each other over the craft services table and they're like, what's going on? They look like payday. They think like mate. Dashed a bullet on that Rami Malik piece. Anyway, let's move this train with your mind. Fast better.

I could have done. I could have done that scene where it was like, hey, could you get his top with the pulps? Yeah, but he didn't even do it in nude from the waist. Yeah, yeah, different. But it's been a much better movie in Far Gayer. Listen, okay, hold on a second. Now, let's get back to this situation with Misti. No, but I will say, Jews McIvoy, they're doing a pretty good job of morphing him into Patrick Stewart.

Yeah, they are. He started it, but what's that black leather? It looks like a Coke dealer. He's got, we're in this like black leather jacket with the trail. That's like, to me, that's like that leather, that type of leather jacket is the jacket of a Coke dealer. You can see it wearing this black leather jacket in the trailer. That's like, to me, that's like that leather, that type of leather jacket is the jacket of a Coke. Yeah, that's what Coke does. They're always like wearing this like kind of like anonymous.

What was that leather store at the mall? It's the mall leather store. It's called like, do not know. It's like a mall leather store. It's called the mall leather store. No, it's called like, you know, Johnston Leathers or something. I have no idea.

I've never been to the mall leather store. One of our four listeners is going to tweet at me, the name of the store that I'm thinking of when you hear this episode. I'm losing my voice, I mentioned that. 100 times to me. And other news. Yes.

We got more details for Star Wars Galaxy's Edge. Oh, is that what the name of the thing? The park? Oh, that's the park. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I hear in that park, you're going to be able to get killed by Emperor Palpatine for real.

It's, I don't know. They're going to make death legal in the park. I don't know the vast happening, but it must be super immersive. Yeah, and that sounds fun to me. It's going to be immersive though, when you have people wearing like, they're like, you know, charger of binks, ears or whatever. I mean, the people there, not the people.

I think they try to segment you off for the story bits, and then when you're with other people, you're like, I don't know, they realize that. You can't buy merch in the whole Galathe's Edge thing. All the merch is like, is supposed to blend in with the stuff. So if you buy a lightsaber, it's like, you have to go to the lightsaber section, like pass a test or whatever,

but you can't buy like a T-shirt that says like, Diffyland, Galathe's like Westworld. Yeah, but the lightsaber still work. I mean, I'm sure that they stay game. It's essentially like DDR and VR But wait you get these boxes come to you and beat with music in both of your controllers are Light savers and then you hit them in time and the more like you learn lightsaber technique the faster you can go It's incredible. I like the one where you dance is Han Solo To the Han Solo shake or whatever. DDR Mickey mix.

No, there's a game. Is there like a game where you like dance as Han Solo? I have no idea. Yeah, there's like a famous meme. Oh, I didn't know that. What is the name of this? I have no idea. Just Google, can you Google Han Solo dancing game?

I'm Han Solo, connect Star Wars, connect Star Wars. Yeah, this is so bad. Have you ever seen this? I own connect Star Wars and I've never played it I was super excited about the idea of connect Look, chocolate, friend. You got some. This is embarrassing. Never tell me the odds. Oh my god, this is mortifying. No, are you kidding?

If you're listening to this, please pull it up on YouTube. It's the most mortifying thing I've ever seen. I can't believe I paid money for this game. Oh my god, are you kidding? Time to do the things that I like, like at Frozen by Job of the Hot. Sometimes I'm just so happy that the things that I grew, like at Frozen by job of the hot. Sometimes I'm just so happy that the things that I grew up with like standing like my, like if Star Wars is like a Jesus story and everybody grows up like being like,

hey, Potter or Star Wars or whatever and that's like the thing. So got the Buffy flew under the radar because we never got the opportunity to be embarrassed like this is fans. At any rate. Gauty's Edge looks fun. I'm going to spend it on a money. I just booked a trip to Disneyland Paris. Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm very excited. fun. I'm going to spend it on money. I just booked a trip to Disneyland Paris. Oh, wow.

Yeah, I'm very excited. Wow. I'm going to cheek of you. I'm going to go to this next. Did you just booked a trip to Disneyland Paris without any of the company in travel that you need to... Nope. I booked a Disneyland Paris ticket.

I booked the flights. And John was like, all right, well, we got to pick a hotel on Saturday. And I was like, we'll get to it. We're going to be priorities here. Just to show you the tomorrow podcast has been very good to Ryan, very good. Well, in hardcore sci-fi, intense RPG news, Pokemon Sword and Shields was just announced.

What is, is this a, is this a, it's a mainline game. I don't know what that means. Is it any relationship to the song, Viva La Vida by Coldplay. Yes. Because they sort and shield us. A major part of the year.

Yeah, it is. We were in a little contest. Well, it takes place in the UK. Oh, yeah, you're talking. Chris Martin lives in LA, but I'll accept that. So you're saying it's a Pokemon game based on the songs of Coldplay? Yes.

Which is what is it? What is it? Why one of the three starters has, like, clinical depression. What's the main? True, it's called Sobble. And it just cries. Is Sobble in the trailer for the new Pokemon trailer?

Yeah. Is he the one who appears at the end who's like evil? No, he's the one who comes out of the water and then he looks around and then he sits for a minute with anxiety and a lot of people on Twitter freaked out. Who's the evil one who appears at the end? I don't think floating in the air.

He's like unfurls himself. Oh, that's the Pikachu movie. That's Mewtwo. Yeah, yeah. The fact that you don't know Pokemon, he looks like Shocking. He looks like a sexy guy. Oh no, Pokemon fucks.

That one, Mewtwo fucks. Mr. Mime is an inzel, but Mewtwo fucks. Mr. Mime is extremely disturbing. I mean, Pikachu probably gives head, but nothing else. Oh. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah.

The fact that you don't know Pokemon is shocking. I've made it kind of my business to not know Pokemon. Well, it's a pretty solid RPG that's like, an approachable with his friends. I don't like things that are cartoonish or fake. It's deep in like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like things that are like not. Well, that's my big complaint.

The reason I wanna talk about it is that Pokemon is the number one franchise in the world period end of story in every, like most media. But over larger than Frozen. Pokemon makes the most money. Oh, we would talk about Frozen too. And I can't do that with you.

Why not? I got this. It was four days in the office if you're talking about Frozen too. Listen, Frozen. Let me finish. Pokemon please. What about real lore? Pokemon's the highest selling video game

franchise. It's one of the highest selling franchises period. And what's crazy to me is that shitty games can look gorgeous and Pokemon games forever don't have like aliasing. And they're like cartoon effects. They don't fucking spend any money on these games. Take a peek at you know what I'm saying? I think that's what Pikachu says. I just wish we would all punish them at one point and make them, I like how Ryan Reynolds and the new trailer is like, get me the hell out of here. Should have been dandy to beat up. Oh, that's interesting.

Someone recut that original trailer with quotes and it was like, I'm gonna beat your ass, not eat it, beat it. It's really funny. I mean, anyhow, well, listen, I'll play it beat it. It's really funny. Anyway, well, listen, I mean, I'll play it as it comes for the Switch. Yes, it is. Okay, fine, I'll download it and play it. Maybe one day you'll add me as a friend on Switch and make it trade.

It seems unlikely. I've been playing Dead Sells a lot lately. Yeah, like four times. I'm this bad guy. I guess you're good. So I can finish resin and you've all like, yeah, I can't play these challenges.. Just so good. So I can. Why finish resin that you've all, like, yeah, I can't play these challenges. They have a, you know, these fucking survivor challenges.

They're releasing three more games for the Switch. I can't. Resident Evil games. Oh, they are. They're doing origins, one and four remastered. I mean, revelations is really bad. I downloaded it. I know.

It's like really stupid. I know. It's bad. It was good on 3DS. It was good on 3DS. It's silly. Because they couldn't do anything else. They need to be weird on the Switch. Code Veronica.

Veronica. That was supposed to be the original Resident Evil 3. Let's get back to brass tax here. What are we talking about? Let's get back to it. Don't know what I wanted to say. We got to talk about Ron Tomatoes. I don't know about you, but I don't give a shit

what the Rod Tomatoes score of a movie is. In my opinion, it is, we've never been at a worst time for group think on anything. It's just really weird to take a bunch of critics ratings then average them out and decide that that's what a movie is worth. It's the same thing with the Oscars. Art is completely subjective, and you can read a critic

that you like and usually agree with and decide, like, I'm gonna trust their reviews. But it's very weird to take a meta-critic score and be like, that's what the game is. Like, no, some games like, or movies mean a lot to me. It assumes that like, it assumes that like, A.O. Scott and, you know, I don't know the guy who writes the reviews for thrillists

are like, of the same caliber. When How To American Summer is rotten on Rotten Tomatoes and that's a fucking hilarious phenomenal movie that people didn't get at the time. Yeah, it's okay. But I will say, by the way, not to knock the guy who raised reviews for thrillers. By the way, maybe he's very good.

Maybe it's not even a guy. Maybe it's a lady. Maybe it's not even a lady. Maybe it's a person. I think the important thing is that we're all people deep down. That's true. That is true. We are all people deep down.

We're deep down. But, um, I mean, Rod Tomatoes is like fuck Rod Tomatoes. But what's incredible, and I tweeted about this earlier in the week is like these fucking ghost busters people are like going after Captain Marvel, which is why we're talking about it because they changed their room. Yeah, they changed the review method,

but like listen to that users can't read movies before they fucking seen that. All right, well, you know, here's a news flash of Rod Tomatoes. Why was that a feature? Why would, yeah, I think it's gonna suck. So I'm gonna do the review. Or whatever, it's like news flash, Rod, to be able to. Why was that a feature? Why would, yeah. I think it's gonna suck. So I'm gonna do the review. Or whatever, it's like wanna see, it was like some,

who cares, just who cares. It's one of the things that's on the internet gave us that I'm like, maybe we don't need it. When I think of the things that are bad right now, it's like group think and mob rule. Those are the ones that I think are really threatening all of our of the good stuff out there. And like, Rod, to be honest.

Speaking of, please rate and review on iTunes. Yeah, please smash that like button, subscribe and smash that like button for us. That's all we ask. But I'm sorry, I just think that the group, what the group feels about things is, is so, I'm so not ready to get behind the mass of Rod and tomatoes people. But also, I was talking about this earlier with Jeremy and I talk all the time. But it sounds like it. It sounds like you're real close with Jeremy. I'm very close. I'd be very close. Very definitely.

But no, we're going to be at the Ghostbusters thing phenomena because I was thinking about it the context of Captain Marvel. First off, it's crazy. I mean, can you imagine, I don't mean to go back in history, but can you imagine carrying at all about Ghostbusters? No.

Like being like, that's my childhood. Well, I love that they're doing a new movie and I tweeted, the Ghostbusters of my childhood were women. This is ruining my childhood. And I had genuine men cover me. You're childhood sucks. And it's like, you guys are so deep into this.

I'm sorry, you're a fucking loser. I mean, I got news for you. If you think that it was wrong for them to put women in a Ghostbusters movie because it messed up your childhood, you're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser. That means you got a goddamn grade. You did go to therapy.

That was your childhood. You might not talk to your parents. I can imagine that. I can't imagine caring about Ghostbusters at all. Like, to me is like everything. This is the fan, the fan. People are really mad about Captain Marvel and the actual earth is dying.

Fans need to chill the fuck out. We have no strategy. We talk about this in a lot of hot cast. The crowd, the dangerous fans. Stans and fans, you need to do something else with your fucking time. It is dangerous to like things so much. Yeah.

You know, you should like a lot. You know, the people in your life, yourself, hobbies, like not hobbies like where you talk about what you're working. Yeah, but like love your, yeah, you do monol shipbuilding like cool, but like it's not a hobby to like argue, argue with people on the internet because you think John Mayer is the best guitar player of all time. This is like when Facebook like, you know, or like, okay, QBid where you would list the things you like and it would match you with friends or like dates based on like you both like, Marvel movies. And it's like, you're now what you like. And guess what?

A lot of people like the things I like and I fucking hate them. And the best people disagree with me on shit all the time. But Lauren, I could imagine being told we shouldn't work together. We're not friends because you don't like Pokemon, but I do. Like, that's not a And the best people disagree with me on shit all the time. But Lauren, I... Could you imagine being told we shouldn't work together when we're not friends because you don't like Pokemon, but I do. Like, that's not a fucking thing that matters. Your love of Pokemon in my total disinterested is one of the great parts of our friendship. In fact, it might be the greatest part of our friendship.

It might be the groundwork. That is the... That is the... The bedrock. The soil from which all the flowers bloom of our relationship. But it's just weird this idea of like standing or hating things completely with like no, like if, and also if you don't like something, you could just not go see it.

Just be like, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna see it. Oh, you're mad because that ghostbusters are ladies now? I don't know, what the fuck are you in? How could you spend a single moment of your life? We gotta stop PC, Hulk. No, listen, the new, ethics and gaming journalism. The new galaxy just came out.

Gaming journalists are not at the moment. Samsung Galaxy S10 just came out and I, and Mark has, you know, I follow Mark has. I know. I follow him on Instagram. Dan Mark has. He's like, here it is. He's like, here it is. I'm whatever.

I mean, honestly, like, I might unfollow him because I, maybe I'm annoyed, but, you know, he's like, here it is. The S10 and people are like, fuck, it sucks compared to the iPhone. It's I'm annoyed. But, you know, he's like, here it is, that S10 and people are like, pfffuck, it sucks compared to the iPhone. It's like, yo, yo. You don't own one. No, but how are we still having this conversation? How are you still like, you really like the iPhone that much that you're gonna leave a fucking comment

about it? What is wrong with you? No, I really, my favorite thing is your culture. You're talking brain. My favorite thing in culture, so in people, like two things that are super competitive, like Star Wars and Star Trek, then people get so old and they've like had children be sick.

And then at a certain point, they're like, I used to hate Star Trek, but you know what? I'm pretty good. We're like Brittany Christina. They get older and they're like, gosh, she's got some good songs. Like that's the best moment. When people get old and often they say things when they're like, they're like, I bought a Windows PC. It's pretty good.

I mean, this is the thing. The best. This is the thing that's crazy. The whole thing is the best. No, it's not about old. It just like, you, just your brain needs to think, you need to, you need to go like farm or something. Like, you need to not have enough time

to get mad about Ghostbusters with ladies in it. Anyhow, this is like the capital marvel thing. I'm like, you're pissed off because, I mean, it breathes our senses and like, she's like, once, like the Marvel be more inclusive or the reviewers or something. And guys are like, how fucking dare you threaten men's rights? It's like, you, God, you guys are alone. Now, wonder you're all in cells.

Yeah. You wonder you're not gonna lay it. It's very odd that women don't want to fuck you. You suck to be around. You're a horrible person. You're stupid and annoying Like be less annoying and stupid and maybe people want to have sex with you I'm sorry, but if you don't want to see that movie just don't see it. Hey look, maybe this is maybe this maybe the rant I'm going on right now is gonna end in a horrendous talk radio style shooting

But I'm of course referencing the terrific Eric Lagosian play from the 80s, turned into a film directed by Oliver Stone, talk radio. Actually, Oliver Stone may have just produced it. Spoiler alert, the guy gets shot at the end because he has a he's a shock job. It's a great podcast. It's bad. Well, any help getting back on. Don't shoot me over this. Don't kill the messenger.

Well, you know what bothers me? Is I see you have a you've weighed too many Twitter followers like you just got to start blocking something people follow I can't I can't say anything controversial Yeah, you you literally like make a joke about like isn't it weird that the apple mouse charges from the bottom That doesn't seem like a good idea and people like oh Josh who hates apple to post I made joke about Johnny. I actually feel bad. You were like, you're fat shaming him. I was like, no, I was wearing silly glasses. I made a joke about Johnny.

I was wearing silly glasses. He was like, kind of like a bad suit. We're very silly glasses. Bad glasses and he's like, giving what appears to be a very boring lecture. And I was just like, this is like, he looks like, and then I was like, he looks like John Hodgman when John Hodgman was the PC.

He really does. They're wearing the same fucking outfit and like, very similar glasses. And something was like, oh wearing the same fucking outfit and very super glasses and something was like, oh I get it because he's fat and I'm like, first off, I literally, that is not, I'm very anti-using somebody's looks to attack them because if you really wanna hurt somebody, just way better stuff that they're looks, okay?

If you really wanna hurt somebody, let's talk about their intelligence. Yeah, I've never, never, never, I've never cut someone down to size using something as their silly as their appearance. No, you gotta use their intelligence. Yeah, I've never got their taste. I've never cut someone down to size using something as their silly as their appearance. No, you gotta use their intelligence. So some of my best friends are overweight. No, but I'm right here.

No, hey, hey. Hey, no, but I actually was like, no, I don't do that shit. In fact, like we've had conversations, I mean with writers, you know, like we've gotten drafts and some people are like, oh, president Chido and I'm like, don't you know that? No, no, no, no, no, I need to call president Chido.

There's way other good, better stuff to talk about. Well, this is the whole Mike Pence thing, which is like Mike Pence is secretly gay. It's like, that's the best insult you can think of. The best, the worst thing you think you can say about Mike Pence is that he wants to have sex with men. That's the worst thing. When I think it's, you know, I feel bad for Mike Pence

because he's in denial, but it's not experiencing all of life's pleasures. But it's also the same thing with like, whenever an actress is like bad or silly, they call him like Bimbo's, it's like, no, make fun of the fact that you can't do her job. Not that she like, it was like,

it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, make fun of the fact that she's not good at her job. Yeah, I just felt like, Terri, I just wanted her to get help.

But I don't know. Anyway, speaking of nasty comments, YouTube is disabling all comments on videos featuring human children. Oh, human children. Okay. Like if a kid shows up, the AI is like, can't talk about it. But it just like, but if it's like a different kind of child. Well, like cartoon kid.

Cartoon kids, okay. Yeah, cartoon kids. I have an idea. No more comments on any YouTube video. I don't think we need to comment no more YouTube videos. The comments are you can upload one 20 minute video every day you get 20 minutes and that's it. Nobody can comment or like Jeremy was Jeremy show me Jerry, you know, I got a body. Oh, yeah. No, yeah. There's guy talking. There's ghost busters It should be this thing. I never seen the good. I never seen the lady ghost busters. It was fine Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, an acroid that he was like, we're letting the ghost free because he was mad because like he wasn't a ghost boss

or any more or something. Now I would've been a good twist. He got admit. So he showed me this video. It's like an end credits scene. Is they like tease a sequel? Yeah. And the comments on YouTube were like,

oh, those idiots thought that we're gonna get a scene more than another one. Yeah, they're like, oh, I'm sorry. You were a financial investor in Sony, or you just have like no life. Like you go to a bar, meet a woman, a very nice woman, tell anybody and talk, just talk about the,

you know, the bar nuts. You logged on to mock the end credits scene of the movie. I'm a failed go Spencer's remit. Like, you need to fucking get a life. I'm sorry. Again, climate change is gonna kill all of us. You use this time to masturbate. I'm sorry. Again, climate change is gonna kill all of us. Use this time to masturbate.

Why? Yes. We've never had so much free porn available. Let's go. And you're watching the end credits scene of a movie didn't lie. And you're obviously in his cell. So just get it on.

You know, I worry. I worry. I worry about the youth. Other things I worry about. Yes. We got a foldable phone update Okay, actually actually early in the week. I was like Josh admitted I'm Josh admitted two things to dance like two things one lady Gaga great everybody should love her Well, I like to call my best social media Josh. She's to walk by my desk in the old office and say

I don't think lady Gaga's that talented and just watch me spin out She you were watching a lady Gaga video. I'm like, I'm not, she's fine, whatever. I lost my mind. She's fine. And today, Josh admitted, she's great and everyone should stand here. I think her is a little monster. I like your little comment about I have a little monster. She's in the tour club. I like going to a nigma.

I like, I like that she said social media is a toy and it's destroyed pop culture. But I mean what like her entire career is like built on social it is not actually actually isn't. It was built on the blogging. Oh, never forget when I was at Bloomberg, we went to the Bloomberg business week, 80th anniversary party and Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga performed live. Oh, yeah. Did I ever tell you this? They prefer on you.

And I was like, wow, she like, girls before swine. I was like, I was like, she zoomed right to standards. Like, that was like what her career was kind of in like, a trash heap. It actually wasn't. Yeah. But then our pop sold more than any other album and everyone calls it a failure.

She made that. She made that, um, what a, like, Joanne, record or whatever. Joanne. Joanne. She's an ant survivor. I need to show respect for minority status as an ant survivor.

Nobody else's ant has ever died. It was a transformative experience for her. That was a wrap. I was about it. Yeah, I'm having a blast. Oh, it's like kind of like lol. Yeah, it's about my ant died who I never met. And then in her documentary for it,

she goes to her grandma and she plays one of the songs that's like explicitly about her aunt. And her grandma goes, let's not be so morbid about this. Yeah. God, God, God, God. No, like I feel like I am Joanne. And the grandma goes, like, you're not.

It's great. I knew Joanne. Um, anyway, you said you loved Gaga, which, let's put that on the record. I like her little comment, who's cute. Um, and then the other thing you said is you're going to buy a foldable phone. Well, Motorola has done it, folks. Motorola did it. Motorola first.

They figured out what I want, which is their phone that looks like a razor. A literal razor. It's just like a razor. Razer B3. Then unfolds and inside the. It's a giant screen. It's a smartphone. It's you open it up and it's an iPhone screen.

And when you close it, it's a fucking razor with the chin and the like little stupid design. I would have put a little antenna on there. I was a razor didn't have one, but I'd like to see more just little antenna on there. I'm not sure if it didn't have one, but I'd like to see more just flopping off there. And so excited. Well, I don't know if they're gonna make it or not. You know, it's, they're gonna make it.

They didn't have any actual. The online buzz for this is more than it has been for any Motorola product. You know, it's hot right now that thick and, thick as a rocker. Thick as a energizer. Remember the rocker? I would literally drop my AirPods and Apple watch

into a fire if you handed me a razor that unfolded into a full screen and it was the regular razor shape, that or a new side kick phone is the only thing that will get me to fully switch. Is there a word for when you're walking down the street in New York and you see somebody talking to themselves? I mean, like that person's crazy and they're on AirPods.

But then is there another word for when you use it? Old. Is there another word for when you used to be talking to themselves? And you're like, oh, they're on AirPods and they're actually just talking to themselves. That happened to me recently. you're like, oh, they're our air pods. And they're actually just talking to themselves. That happened to me. You should be saying, I'm like, I was in a boat. I think I was like, who's he yelling at?

He's really mad. You fucking bastard. I will murder you. I'm like, wow, this business deal is going poor. That I was like, wait, it's not. He turns to the side and you're like, neither ear has anything in it. You know, it's not a business deal. We work air pod capitol.

Oh, my god, it's air pod central over here. They have a little air pod. I'll see this too. No fat people in the we work. I'm the fatest person that's ever been in a cohort. Well, that's because there are no fat people. They have done, they've done the data. They've probably crunched the numbers and they know how to get the only skinny people.

Skinny people with air pods. But we're going to buy razors. Yes. Oh, I love the idea. But I mean, it's vaporware right now. Yes. Skinny people with AirPods. But we're gonna, we're gonna buy razors. Yes. Oh, I love the idea. But I mean, it's vaporware right now. Sure. But if it comes out even in the next like 12 months, we're both gonna buy a my my 12 months. Oh, 17 new phones by the time I don't need that. Doing poll punches all over the display. Yeah, I open the drawer in my night and my nightstand, and it's like a apocalypse. It's like I should be sent to jail I thought about the fact that Zelda said that you had too many bones like four times

Well, she said she said I had a lot of phones. It was not she didn't judge She was just commenting on but she was definitely like wow you a lot of phones Who's talking about HQ to alright? Do we have to just like a quick update on the fact that they haven't named another city And now they're pulling out of Dewey and Seattle expansion. So I mean, recommendation seems like they weren't going to do anything. Let me tell Jeff Bezos right now. I'm going to give him a message. It's from me to you, Jeff, and I know you're listening because you are a loyal subscriber and fan of tomorrow. Take it to Pittsburgh. The people of Pittsburgh need it. They want it. They'll do whatever you want. Yeah. And they've got nothing to lose. Yeah. Nothing.

Take it to Spokane. No. Take it to Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. Take it. There's a lot of places. So a lot of people who need your help in Pittsburgh. We didn't need it. We didn't need it.

The only reason you were coming here is because we had the money to take. New York doesn't need it and said they don't want it and now you're gone. Pittsburgh. I just don't understand. And I've been thinking about this a lot as time has developed. As time has developed and the situation has developed, which is they turned away from New York at the first, like pushback, like the first, and it's either that tech companies are so unused to anyone asking them for anything or like not getting their way, or they didn't really want to do this deal,

and the scenario where it's perfect, and we get everything we want, or we're not doing it. And that was like, it was only gonna be tenable if we gave them free money. I wonder what the real story is. I mean, it's all sort of coincided with the... Maybe they wanted to expand a year ago. They felt committed because they'd already announced it,

and they were waiting for a reason to cancel. Well, I mean, there's also, this is the whole thing. Because they didn't negotiate, sorry. The whole thing going out with Bezos and this, the National thing because they didn't negotiate sorry the whole thing going out with Bezos and this The National Enquirer story and his girlfriend and Mackenzie beautiful Mackenzie is wrong. We think maybe you're as excited to get out of that marriage Oh, she's thrilled she's gonna take half of that Amazon money. It's like you go on real housewives of I have too much money Live live in the South of France. Cancels is not going to, no, nobody own with real money is on that.

Camille Grammer, Candy Burris, Bethany Francois. Kelsey Grammer's ex-wife, who is worth, Koussey Grammer's ex-wife, those Frazier rerun monies, she's worth like hundreds of millions of dollars. She got nine houses in her divorce.

That's too many houses. Not even a real housewife. She's a friend of, this is why we need to take the money out of the hands of the one person in real house. Mackenzie Bezos. redistributed to the people. It could be in the real housewives. She's a friend of this is why we need to take the money out of the hands of the one percent McKenzie Bayes. I redistributed it to the people in the real house. I said Seattle. Just take the top the top one percent of the top one percent of the top one percent. Let AOC get in there with her scalpel on their tax returns. And we can end poverty forever. Forever, we can end climate change in poverty.

I know that's not many. We could end climate change in poverty this year. I want every billionaire to give a half of their riches. You know, let's move on to something we can all agree on. Trump's talk with Norfolk, Korea have completely broken down. Oh my God, this is amazing. And he's decided that he's just not gonna push

for any nuclear sanctions. I'm sorry, we're overestimate. It's crazy. It was the Cohen thing tomorrow, the yesterday, what with the deal, Bay? And then he's like, oh, we just decided to walk away. So, I'm just gonna walk, so I'm just gonna fly to view it, Dom.

Oh, make a big deal out of a meeting, talk about how he didn't, wasn't responsible for that, I'm- Rapsed eyes about your sexual love for this man. I'm talking about how, you know, they killed an American, but he says he didn't know anything about it and go,

you know, I believe me as a good guy. And then you're just going to walk away from the table, having wasted every time and energy and hopefully he makes nooks and taxpayers' money. It's like, I'm sorry, you went to Vietnam, you went all the way to Vietnam to meet with this fucking idiot. He wouldn't even go for like the Vietnam War. Wow, okay, Michael Cohen. Michael Cohen was like, he went a little far. He's like, I find that ironic. You're in Vietnam right now when you didn't want to go to Vietnam during the Vietnam war. It's like, it's not, I run a few times. No, let's just let let Michael Cohen do his a lannis more set style dunks. He's like, he's gonna sing like a canary.

Mr. Trump is in a dioronic. Don't you think? A little too. I really do think. Um, no, but well, what's getting me is that the number one gift for the lunar New Year in North Korea is Crystal Math, which is seen as an energy supplement. It is. North Korea. And I'm a little worried that they have dukes and a pile of math. They're like, did you, have you heard of our new energy beverage?

I'm worried. I have taken a little too many uppers. And if someone had given me a nuke, right now, I'm at a centitoo in X. Yeah, I wouldn't worry about the people. I'd worry about keeping John on. If meth is that popular, I can't think that that butter ball is not. Hey, look, Hitler was addicted to crystal meth.

And he was fine. Not a big deal. Oh, I'm doing a podcast with Candace Owens. Just stay in your lane, Hitler. Like what? Very unusual. If you just stuck to killing German Jews. Anyway, on that wonderful note. Yeah, this is a very dark podcast. I think it's the second of the week Things to lose my voice. It's also the second of the week. You think this is we both had a drink and the dogs are gone Yeah, the greyhound left and I had a greyhound I didn't even know that was I didn't even know that was a drink and you kept being like I'm gonna drink a greyhound And I was like a little weird

Moment weaseless dog into my beverage. Let's do nice things. Oh, okay. Go ahead. Do you have anything nice for the last two days? So, oh, no. Okay. Ah.

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will up. They wish. It was really, really, really great. I started to it and 30 year old women. Gabe Leedman wrote their episode, which was about aim and aim culture for middle schoolers at that time who were like sexually frustrated or like or like bullied or whatever was really real and it was crazy to just see my own youth be mythologized already is just I started to 30-year-old women who make eyes at like 12-year-old boys. It's very strange. These two 30-year-old women play themselves as kids

and then in a humorous way they have actual teenagers of that time unusual and uncomfortable to see like interactions that are sexual in nature between the actually let's crush is. I just think if you reversed it, if it was men and men would you rather watch a young teenager do the masturbation episode? I didn't see that episode, but yes, there was a reason why they have adults in these situations because they can portray them smoking and doing masturbation. Hey, hey, they portrayed lots of stuff on my so-called life and they were not adults. They all looked like adults. No, they didn't. Yes, theyation. Hey, hey, hey, hey, they portrayed lots of stuff on my so-called life and they were not adults.

They all looked like adults. No, they didn't. Yes, they did. No, because they're dangerous, like 15 and 20. With all apologies to Wilson Cruz, they did. Wilson Cruz had a youthful look. I love the show, you don't have to. But if you grew up in the 2000s, it's just weird to watch them talk

about trying to win a bewitched concert ticket radio contest or like the aim episode was like, I'd never seen someone discuss that sort of culture that way. I might have been in a really tough upbringing that you experienced. Personally speaking, I couldn't connect to being young as hell. I wouldn't know, but I can tell you this. I didn't think it was good.

I didn't like the jokes. I love that joke for extremely forced. I loved it. That's my, I'm like the opposite of a nice one. One episode, I watched like 10 minutes of an episode. Yeah, so you don't know. So listen, uh, you know, actually, we, uh, I will say, um, there is something that I revisited last night that I had almost forgotten about, which is what I love. It's not just stuff that I like, it's stuff that I love,

which is the Tib and Eric Celery Man sketch. And I don't know if you're familiar with it, but I encourage you to go on YouTube and type in Celery Man, I tweeted about it, but I think one of the greatest pieces of comedy, a video based comedy of all time. It also features Paul Rudd, who is a, there's been a big meme about him this week

because he's like reverse agent. He's an immortal. He had been Bianca Lawson. He's a Benjamin buttonin or something. But the other thing is, uh, and Julia Roberts. They all look exactly the same. Yeah. She looks really good. Really good. She's 51. She's amazing. She could do pretty woman two tomorrow. You know, back in the habit. I tell you other than she is not in heel to would not mind that But uh celery man's amazing, but then we were watching the Scream and shout video which I do on the nightly basis and two things happen one is like they're definitely all of and you'll understand If you know what celery man is that all the dances are doing their base like tame They're basically tane and that's what number one and number two, maybe a little

oyster. And number two, I then was like, Oh my god, I need to get a, I need to make the bring the action part a notification of my phone. Bring the action. It's like, your oxygen actually. And I spent like, I love that British Brittany. I spent it. No, no, no, it's, I don't know who it is. But I spent a half an hour going through every audio at it. I paid to download the song from Amazon. I paid to download the will I am song.

And then I looked at every audio-editing tool on the Play Store until I found a good one, which I then paid $6 for. So I could do this. Bring the action. Bring the action. Bring the action. Bring the action. And now I have that aside to one notification, which is Laura's text to me. I mean, I was worth it.

He was great. I loved it. It was fantastic. And I recommend it for everybody. Well, that's fine. I said no. Great song. Great sample. Great night. Well, that's why nice. On that note, great song, great sample, great night. Oh, what a night, I say. On that note, you should wrap up.

Visit the pod. This was the pod. We double pod it. Pod say two pods and a pod, Kramer. Let us our show for this week, we'll be back next week with more tomorrow and as always I wish you and your family very best. Unfortunately I've just been told by my assistant that your family has been chosen to be Dipper's Flavor Testers and it's chunk weed. you