Tomorrow - Episode 52: Who's Who With Bobby Finger

Episode Date: May 9, 2016

This week Josh sits down with the inimitable Bobby Finger, staff writer at Jezebel and co-host of the fabulously popular new podcast Who? Weekly. Sources close to Tomorrow are reporting that the two were overheard discussing the nature of being a D-list Hollywood celebrity, if Bobby is a real nerd, and who exactly Olivia Culpo is. A Finger confidant claims the conversation was an innocent exchange. "Bobby just thinks Josh is a great guy, and he loves the show," says the Finger insider. A Topolsky pal tells a different story. "The two of them were at each other's throats during the taping. It got nasty." Regardless, the two are staying mum publicly about what really went down. It may turn out that the only way to get the true story is by listening to the episode and judging for yourself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey and welcome to Tomorrow. I'm your host Josh with Polsky. Today on the podcast we discuss scanners, zirtec and Kaley Koelka. Hey and welcome to Tomorrow. I'm your host Josh with Polsky. Today on the podcast we discuss scanners, zirtec and Kaley Cuoco. I don't want to waste one minute, so let's get right into it. My guest today is a man who I've never been in the room with as far as I know, but he's a tremendous talent. He is an internet personality of some stature.

And my guess is you're going to be talking about him a lot in the very near future. I'm of course talking about Bobby Finger. Hi. Bobby is a staff writer at Jezebel. But most importantly, he's the co-host of Who Weekly, a hot new podcast, which has taken the world by storm. He and Lindsey Weber share stories every week about people in the world of celebrity

who nobody's ever heard of. Is that correct? That's correct. Okay. People have heard of them. They just don't know much about them. Thank you for being here. First time. Thank you for having me. I already said that.

I don't think you did. Here's a couple things you should know about, Bobby. I want to tell you right off the bat. We went through these. We went through what? You just know what you're going to say. You don't know what I'm going to say. I know exactly what you're going to say.

We haven't talked much. What do you think I'm going to say? Do you're going to comment on how tall I am? Okay. Then you're going to comment on my hair. Then you're going to comment on. I was going to say, I was just saying that you're going say, we haven't talked much. So what do you think I'm gonna say? Do you gonna comment on how tall I am? Okay. Then you're gonna comment on my hair. Then you're gonna comment on. I was gonna say, as I said, that you look very German.

You're very dramatic. I mean, if you need a guy to play a Nazi, if you need a guy to play a Nazi in a film, let's say you're a new filmmaker, young filmmaker and Brooklyn, you're working on a picture. The picture calls for you to prison, German Nazi prison guard.

Bobby's your man, he's ready to step in. Doesn't need hairs all set to go. No problem. You did. You were right about things. I was good. I knew exactly. I mean, we haven't talked about much. Well, these people who are listening right now to know a little bit about who they're dealing with. I'm not a Nazi by the way. Not a Nazi. It's as far as we know. We don't know. We don't know. We can be mistaken for a Nazi. That far as we know. We don't have a... I can be the steak in a foreign Nazi. Don't go to, I would say if you're in Germany, maybe chew it up a little bit, maybe think about a beard. Or don't.

Or don't, why wouldn't I want to blend? What can I want to blend in? I don't know what I was thinking. If you're in Germany, stay exactly how you are. Okay. Anyhow, so I want to talk about, you also do this thing for Jezebel. This is the thing that I know best and I want to talk about, you also do this, so you do this thing for Jezebel. This is the thing that I know best and Lauren, I talk about it all the time.

This is another thing that we have talked about previously, but it's called this Week in Tabs. Which is, can you describe what this Week in Tabs is? This Week in Tabs is something that I inherited when I started Jezebel. It was a weekly feature, began by a former editor there and writer there, Dodai Stewart. Dodai Stewart. So that was her baby. And then after she left, it fell in the hands of a number of people and it kind of alternated between Gia Tolentino, Maddie Davies, other people who worked

there, but no, it's kind of her. Oh, they're lesser writers. Well, it's just kind of a, it's here we get it. I see where you're getting it. And so when they hired me as a full-time staff writer, they needed someone to take it. Emma recommended me, and then it just kind of became my thing. But you've really taken it to new heights.

Thank you. You didn't really explain what it was, though. So, oh, well, what it is. You explained it. What is it? So, how you got the job? Here it is. So, how it works is the new tablets come out every Wednesday morning, depending on what

magazine store you go to, though, not all the magazine stores get the tablets on time. They're only a handful of magazine stores in the city that get the tablets up at like 6 a.m. And one of them is the iconic chain that you'll see, like most of them are in the lower east side, I think, there are three. New York stands? There's like Mulberry iconic, Bowery iconic. I think they're called iconic.

Yeah, and then there's some other iconic. I thought you were saying this in iconic. There are the ones with the New York signs. No, no, no, they're dedicated magazine stores called iconic magazines. And so because their business is magazine. There's one in Soho. There's one in Soho, yeah.

Is it on the, what's the street, what's the address? It's on Mulberry and Spring. Oh. I guess there's no Lida technically. I think I know that story. Yeah, it's good. So I go there, I get, for the tabloids, I usually get life and style, okay, in touch and star.

Star, you don't get us. I don't get us, and the reason I don't get us are people, which I do like reading, and I'm a subscriber. So I read us a name. I read us in my spare time. Yeah. Us has little two nice. Us is, let's be honest.

Us is like pretty mainstream. Us is mainstream. And then people is like, very much like, people is almost like a reputable magazine. People's a nice magazine. Yeah, people, people's a- Basically time. People's a respectable man.

People is time. I'm sure the time wouldn't like to hear that, but no, but people is like not known for its hot gossip. I'm not gonna get it back to Boma. People is time. I'm sure the time wouldn't like to hear that, but no, but people is like not known for its hot gossip. Right, right. Us has gossip, but it's very safe. It's like, they don't wanna get anyone's nerves. I mean, I think that they're kind of a vehicle

for a lot of celebrities. Us and people have more access than the other ones. So, like, Star doesn't mind pissing someone off. Star's full of shit. Yeah. I mean, I've bought Star many times, okay? In the storkers, I'm like, I gotta see this story. And they either are very bad at telling a story.

Like they just really try to make something out of nothing. I wish I could remember specifically the one that I'm thinking of where I was like, there's no story here. Oh, it was about, maybe I'm thinking of us. Who's getting divorced? Somebody really... was about, um, maybe I'm thinking of us, who's getting divorced. Somebody really, everyone's, well, Drew Barrymore, they were right about it. No, no, no, no, no, Drew, they, you know, I'm thinking of us weekly, us weekly, do this horrible story on Drew Barrymore. And it was like, or love was torn apart. And I'm like,

oh, man, this is gonna be good. Like the cover's like torn apart. I'm like, or something like that. And then it's like, they're like, you know, they were arguing and they just decided it was time to, there's no story. And they had four full pages on this story. It's like, just something here. That's what every tabloid is. So you've got the big exclamation mark on the cover. There's been a huge explosion in their marriage

or their relationship. And then the inside, all you have is the source that's like, a friend says that they were arguing at a restaurant in Los Angeles, and then they left angrily. Sometimes that's juicy though. The Ashton Kutcher stuff, I mean, the Us Weekly story on Ashton, when he... The massage?

No, like, that was the hotel. And he had like two girls, and they like went into the... Oh, yeah. They went in like pretty good detail about... That's rare though. They're like, you know, one of the girls performed oral sex on him. And it was like pretty graphic for us weekly. That's pretty rare though.

Yeah, it was good. You don't normally get, you don't normally get details. I think it must have come from to me. That's my theory. I'm sure it is. Yeah, she's probably still angry about it. No, this was like when it was happening. This is when it was happening.

Like right after the news broke that they were like splitting up. Okay. It was like, here's what happened. You've never seen this? No, I've never seen this. Fucking great story. So when did they break up? When did they break up?

2012? Ah, it was a long time ago. No, 2010, maybe? I don't know. Numbers, I can't tell you the numbers, but I can tell you is I remember the story being pretty juicy. Okay, I don't remember that.

I don't remember that. I wouldn't you suggest it, I made it up. I'm not suggesting you make it right. Right, can you look into the monthly story on Ashton and Demi? I'm not saying just you make it right. You look into the I'm weekly story on Aston and to me. I'm suggesting you may have you know exaggerated some of the exaggerating it was a very juicy. I mean you said they areotic. You said there were details about One of the women giving him oral sex, but that's the detail. That's a detail that I remember. Okay. I'm telling you Ryan's looking at that right now. We're gonna get you a laptop in there. I know this iPad situation's a mess.

And that's crazy. I got this story dialed up. Okay, what's okay, Ryan has the story. Let's hear about it. Do you wanna hear the whole story? It's not that long. Can you just search for the word oral? They may not be that explicit, but it's,

there's definitely some specifics. After some hardcore flirting, the two and a half men's star was totally into it. Within five minutes, they were naked in the hot tub making out and touching each other. That's not oral sex. That's not oral sex. I mean, this is like the web version. Hold on. I think there's one.

The web's right. They probably haven't there for the web. You don't want any nasty stuff out of the web. You got to keep it clean. You don't know who's going to fight it. I'm telling you, there's some... I sort of remember the hot tub. The hot tub is ringing up, but the reason I didn't...

Maybe I just wish we'll think it. The reason I didn't really file away the hot tub story is because it wasn't that juicy. All right, and then you're right. So that's it. Turns out I was wrong about the oral sex. So I have to... It's not in there. I mean, even the New York Daily News didn't report on their oral sex.

There was something very specific like a hand job. He got a he got a hand manual stimulation. You don't put to like 21 year olds in a hot tub with a sitcom star and oral sex doesn't have no I'm saying that I remember us we I'm gonna go back and I wish I kept out every what us weekly that I do keep a lot of them but I had have not kept the entire. I have come every week, you know. I've been adjustable for a year and I have every issue that I've bought of all four of them. Because I might need to go back. I mean, I've had to reference them in the past.

And in touch is the one that broke the Dugger story, so there were people in my office who like needed old issues of in touch. And for a... In touch is like a poor man's people, right? Isn't it kind of like it's like heartwarming stories?? Isn't it kind of like, it's like heartwarming stories like really Christian, it's like, all about the heartland.

They end with the uplifting stuff and also in touch is the one that will reliably have someone of B2A list caliber have like a spread in the middle. Giving an interview. But it's all- Photos of like one of the team moms like new baby. It's like a. Yeah.

And they know that they can get interviewed by in touch and they won't have to ask any, you know, hard thing questions. They're like, they're like, uh, an ass people hybrid with less access. Drew Barrymore was the featured interview this week. And uh, some of the questions they asked were, how are you doing? And she said good. And then they asked her, what did you have for breakfast today? And she said, a turkey sandwich.

I think they caught her on the red carpets somewhere. So that's not a realtor. It's like a sit down. It was like, it was made of you. It was a little bit of you drew Barrymore. What did you have for lunch? Breakfast. She had a turkey sandwich for breakfast.

That's weird. That's it. Right? Okay, that's a call. That's a cry for help. If you asked me. Well, she's in pain now. Turkey sandwich for breakfast. That's like, I help if you ask me well. She's in pain now. Yeah, Turkey sandwich for breakfast That's like I didn't have anything I didn't have found whatever was there. I put it in my mouth or she may have gotten up at noon

I'm worried about her so anyhow you do this week in tabs and what you do is you basically go through all of these tabloids You don't really go. There's you're not like you're not like reading the daily news the not reading the inquire You're not reading it's specifically those four. Yeah, and, you're not reading the inquire, you're not reading. It's specifically those four. Yeah. And you pull out, what is it? You pull out the juicy story. Well, I write about the cover stories,

if they're interesting. Usually they are, and also because of the longest, so they'll have the most details. You summarize, or it's your commentary. Summarize, if they can be memorized, I summarize them, I read this. I summarize them, I add commentary and context. Right.

And then I kind of call out the more ridiculous elements of each issue, which was like this week with my favorite screen grab, which I had to scan in, was the Drew Barrymore response about the turkey sandwich or breakfast. You have a scanner? I have a scanner. They bought me a scanner, they bought me a nice slim

little scanner to keep my desk. I'm gonna go off airline mode here because I actually tweeted something that I think would have been great for your, a law is a while ago, so I'm gonna have to really go back and dig for it. But is it about scanners? I'm not.

It's not about scanners. It is about, it's a celebrity quote from a publication. Here's a great, I'm just showing you this, I think you'll appreciate it. This is on Reese Witherspoon to Instagram. Note the comment. Yeah. Note the comment below the last comment. Okay. So this is from Reese Witherspoon's Instagram. It is what is that? A pomegranate. It's a pomegranate chocolate covered donut. Leaning against the cushions of a couch on its back, eating a chocolate covered donut with a sack of four other donuts to its left.

You know does to each of these Reese captioned it happy hashtag fria y'all and Then Josh commented hey dogs can eat chocolate. This is basically animal abuse I just was a fucking point it out. Did you get any responses were fans being like don't drag her dad? I don't know. I don't know. I don't spend time. I don't spend time on finding out if people cared about about my response. I got to move on. Oh, there's a straight one here. This is Jonathan Shabon is is opening to set a school. Do you know about this story? I vaguely. I remember

something. He's doing the Kardashian school. Yeah, that's not what I'm looking for though. Oh, here it is, I found it. I found it. It's fucking great. This is really good, okay. Oh, ooh, one of my favorites. Miranda Kerr, parentheses, carrying Fiji water in Malibu, November 3rd,

said she likes yoga because of, quote, the effect it has on my body. Sorry, I was drinking tea I didn't want to spit down. So obviously this is a Fiji water placement. This is an ad for Fiji water. Like I want to be clear, they all do this, right? Everyone. They're all advertised.

They're like, you know, it's like, are you on a grandeur in her panasonic headphones? It's like, no, you know just random, that's not just important. Do you know what my favorite one is? What? She appears in us weekly doing this too, so I'm sure you've seen it. Debra Messing, do you know what her thing is?

Oh, she spotted around town with what brand? Oh yeah, what is it? She's always just walking around with her favorite brand of. I don't, I'm driving her. Allergy medication, can you, does that narrow it down? Is there tech? Is there tech? Yeah.

Is there tech, okay. And never messing is always like running lines for mysteries of Laura by herself. Is there tech? There's a lot of all of Zertek city. The box. Well, the box you have more. No one use, carries a box of anything.

Well, the, the bottle is hard to photograph. You need the box so that you've got more. I guess, like, it's probably up. It's like leaning on another box. Sometimes it's on like a stack of papers on the director's chair hard to photograph. You need the box so that you've got more. I get it's like prop up. It's like leaning on another box. Sometimes it's on like a stack of papers on the director's chair next to her. I do that. You know what?

Hey, yeah, I do what you gotta do. Debra Mase. I'm sure she gets good money. She's not that hot right now. The other thing people do is they are featured at like a Hollywood Walgreens or CVS's scanning tropicala. That's another favorite of mine. You mean in like the, they're just like a section?

Yeah, but it's like, it's like, that's Kirsten Dunst, like bought a new thing of the pot, Tropicana green machine juice. That's one of my, yeah, that's one of my favorite sections. Because it, it's so impressed with the idea. It's like, I mean, they're just like human functions. It's like, they go walking around. They use their legs. It's like that. It is as basic as that. But then they have, you know, they have this section. I don't know if they still have it anymore.

In Us Weekly, they had a section called VIP scene, which was like a sidebar. Oh, yeah, they still do that. VIP scene had some crazy, not, it was like, I don't know if the people that I was weakly understand what the letters VIP stand for because it's like VIP scene. It's like Nick Jonas waiting for a plane at the airport. It's like, that's like spotted. You know, it's like someone so getting a coffee. It's like, that's not a VIP scene.

Like you're, it's a person doing something. But if you're a VIP, isn't every scene VIP? I think you could make that argument. I'm sure us VIPs are like, you know, Nick Jonas behind the velvet rope, that give me a club name, here any club name, fluid. Okay, I don't know. A towel.

One oak. Okay, good. One oak. Okay, Nick Jonas behind the velvet rope, a one oak drinking smear not vodka or whatever. The breath is pretty. He probably drinking a rock. So rock, yeah. One okay. Okay, Nick Jonas behind the Velo Reba, one of drinking Smirnoff vodka or whatever the breath is. He probably drinking hot. So rock, yeah, so rock. He be drinking so rock.

Whatever the thing is for the, you know, the ad, but it wouldn't be, yeah, wouldn't be Smirnoff because that's garbage. No. You're drinking teetos right now, by the way. No, it's not a sponsor, but I would happily, I'm from Texas, so teetos is the well in Austin, actually. I would love to advertise teetos vodka and if te's would like to give me money to talk about their product

I'm happy to tell you how delicious it is. It's great. I'll say how delicious it is even if I'm not game-paying. It's great. Okay, so anyhow So then most importantly now you do this thing this who weekly which is blowing up everybody's talking. I weekly. It's just taking the world by storm. You in Lindsay, who's great, a great gal, and I recommend everybody looks into Lindsay. She's great. Just generally speaking. Talk about people who are, and I actually find this is the most annoying thing about us weekly for me is that I really don't want to read celebrity. I don't believe, I don't believe that I should have to be subjected to quote unquote celebrity news about like a person who's on teen mom. I think there's a level where you don't get to be counted as a celebrity, okay, at this point. And I

think that those are the people that not all of them, but some of those people are the people that may find their way onto who weekly, correct? Yeah, some of those people, but I think even Teen Mom is- To love this, to love. We've mentioned Teen Mom one. Well, why the fuck are they in us weekly? One of the, because they need space, they need things.

They need to fill up their space. I don't know. There's better. You could do more. And you can just flip past the Teen Mom and get to the VIP scene. Can't stand it. flip past the teen mom and get to the VIP scene. Can't stand it. It's usually like a J sent to the VIP scene.

There's like a story about how the teen mom was like bouncing back after like rehab. They're never really bouncing back. They're never bouncing back and also- No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, in this week in tabloids, I don't I don't I just skip past the team Mom's and I skip past the Dougers. I don't like writing about the Dougers. So it's like there are there are those sort of categories that I just don't I just don't. I don't really housewives. Housewives occasionally the real housewives can be interesting, but usually I skip them. I agree. Okay, so but so but who weekly is actually concerned with it's like

So that's no, because that's maybe not the best example. Let me let me try to find who would you describe as the ultimate? Who I think you know the answer to that Rita Ora is the ultimate who Rita Ora is is you know Oh, who is Rita Ora? Exactly Rita Ora is is that she's a singer. She's a singer and she from You know, she I want to say she's maybe from something And she from, you know, I wanna say she's maybe from something like Fifth Harmony, but I don't even know what that means. Oh, I met like, like, like, national.

But she's British? Yeah, she's British. She's British. I thought maybe Fifth Harmony's British, right? I thought maybe she was. No, Fifth Harmony is American. Oh, that's too bad. No.

I thought I could blame the British for that, but I guess not. She's a British singer who's like, never had a hit. She has, she's had a hit. Yeah, it is it. I will never let you down as probably her biggest hit. But again, a lot of those hits were, her hits were hits in the UK.

They existed here and they were on radio here. Let me explain something. When we're talking about a hit on this show, okay, we're not talking about a hit in the UK or Canada, anybody can have a hit in places like that. We're talking about the US of A, United, the United States of America. Under those guidelines.

Love her, leave it. She's not famous, but also she's like hard to make out. She's around all the time. Like, somebody you see, you're like, that's somebody. She's constantly changing her appearance. She has it, she's like in with famous people, so she has famous friends, so she's constantly photograph

the people who are more famous than she is. Right. But no one ever really knows who she is. So do people go from a who to what is it? To a them. Yes. There was a recent graduation that occurred. Okay.

Are you familiar with Zendaya Coleman? I know. She usually goes by Zaya Coleman? I know Zendaya. She usually goes by Zendaya. I know Zendaya. Zendaya recently graduated. How? Graduated. Zendaya Coleman was for a long time.

I would even say she was on the same rank as Rita Ora and that she was everywhere, but you could never really. Like Jesse J. Like Jesse J, but it's kind of a little more pathetic than. She's definitely a who. Jesse J's, oh, absolutely a who. But Jesse J, there was never that, you were never optimistic about her chances of,

you know, transforming into a them. She's got too much talent. She's too talented. I mean, if you asked her, she would say she's the most talented singer on the planet. I think that's probably true. You think so? No.

Okay. So, moving on. Zen-Daya. Zen-Daya was like a Disney Channel star. Yep. Yep. And I couldn't tell you the name of her show, but she was on the Disney Channel. She was a model for a while, sort of, and still is.

Like an actual model or? Like so between people. Like Carl Loggerfeld was like, I think you're pretty. I'm gonna put you in a campaign. Lagerfeld likes her than she's a model. But also there's that current debate about like our Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner actual models. No, I think the debates are, are they supermodels?

Are they supermodels? No, they're not supermodels. But they certainly might be models. Right. So I think the idea of a supermodel is outdated, but I could tell you who like some modern day, relatively modern day supermodels are, right? Well, like, well, Jizal is a little bit past her prime, I think. Yeah, well, she retired. She retired, but Jizal would have been a recent supermodel. But also I would have,

what's her name? I put Cara Delevingne ahead of them as well. In terms of modeling, she certainly has made a name for herself more as a model than they have. She, like, I'm on to the scene as a model. I think you think of her as a model first in any way. But there's also like the whole eyebrow thing, like a supermodel has to have started a look in some capacity and a character ever knew. She like brought eyebrows back to people, like we were allowed to have them again. Yeah, that's great.

That's great. But Zendaya has not done, she did shake it up. That was the thing. She's got to shake it up. Shake it up. Shake it great. But Zendaya has not done, she did shake it up. That was the thing. She's from. Shake it up. Shake it up. Shake it up. I don't know.

There was something involving Bella Thorne, who's another who. But anyway, so. Bella Thorne is in the Twilight movies? No. There's a character name. There's a character named Bella, the Twilight movies. Is that the main character? And they end up in some thorny situation.

Yes. But Bella's in the... Who's the girl who's in the Twilight movies? No, the one who's like her like... Sophia Bush. No. No, the one who's like her like. So if you have a bush, no. No, no, no. Yes, Nikki Reed. Nikki Reed is a who.

Is a who? Nikki Reed is a, I hear Bella Thornt, I think of Nikki Reed. That's why I think. Well, that's interesting because- Other days are similar. Well, that's interesting because Nikki Reed. Nikki Reads.

Nikki Reed is, I mean, I'm going off topic at this point, but like when you're talking about who's your never on topic. So Nikki Reed is In the category of who that Ryan and I were talking about earlier They are just blonde I mean their brunette and they've been in things and they all look the same They're pretty and brunette and they're little liars. They're little liars They can easily be Nikki Reed is a little liar. No, but she could Like if you if you turned on pretty little liars and you got like, if you were on Broadway

and like, some cards bit out of the TV that was like in the understudy on tonight's episode of Pretty the Liars, we played by any of the people on this list. And there's like, they're like, they're like a track. So be a bush. They're like attractive enough young women.

Young women who are, who are actual actors. And so like they are actually good at their job. They're attractive young female actors. Right. And so you might not be able to like figure out which one is which. Yeah, and I mentioned this on the show

and I think that's actually what is the problem with them because they're so interchangeable that like why would you pick one of them? There's a lot of this actually. You're just gonna confuse them with someone else. It's actually speaks to a lot of our problems in media and content. Is it? It's all the same.

It's all kind of like the same, Randall, vaguely interesting shit. I mean, actually when you think about it, what you're describing is like the problem that the world has in walking in different areas where it's like, yeah, I get it. It's like, you know what I mean? It's somewhere else. What's so special about you? What is your great talent? Like, why should I pay more attention to this

pretty little liar versus this pretty little liar? You know, by the way, is that show, should I watch it? No. It's good. It's like one of those shows like Gossip Girl where there's like some big secret that has to be revealed. People are gasping constantly at everyone. Oh my God.

Oh, people on the show are people watching it. Both. So it's supposed to be pretty good. I mean, so Oh, people on the show, people watching it. Both. So it's supposed to be pretty good. I mean, so it's like, it was- People watching our 13. It was based on, and like, awesome girls based on like, young adult books. Yes.

And Ryan. Right. Oh, OK, I see. What we talking about Zendaya. I was in Daya. She graduated. She was recently cast in the new, in the Spider-Man reboot, reboot, reboot.

The next Spider-Man reboot. She's gonna be... She would love interest. The love interest. Who was that, Mary Jane? I'm not a comic book person. Mary Jane is the love interest, but... Well, she'd be, for instance,

Emma Stone didn't play Mary Jane. She played a character I can't remember now. Well, Zindaya's going to be a love interest, a protagonist like lead of that. Do you believe, can you just think about this for a second? Spider-Man? Yeah, like, like, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield were like, like, it's the sweetheart, these amazing breakout stars,

sweetheart of like, only a couple of years ago. Yeah. And they're like, oh, they're gonna be, Spider-Man, she's the love interest, and it's like, oh my God, cause they're really in a relationship. And he's so good looking and talented God, cause they're really in a relationship and he's so good looking and talented cause everybody loved him in the social network and she's so good looking and talented

cause everybody loves her and everything. And it's like, wow, this is incredible. And they made two movies. Now they're like, nope. And they're just onto some other people. Even younger people. Even younger people. Even younger.

So in Spider-Man, it's just gonna be like a fetus fighting a toddler, like, bad guys gonna be a toddler. And then there's gonna be like another fetus that a toddler, like bad guys can be a toddler, and then there's gonna be like another fetus that he meets. And like five years, yeah. Or something, they'll just be, they'll be CGI. It'll be Nikki Reed's child full play.

The other whatever. Yeah, is Nikki Reed have a kid? No, but she might by then. I don't know. I don't know how old Nikki Reed is, and I don't know what she's up to. I don't know if she's married. Depends on the press cycle.

She was in, Nikki Reed was in, her like breakout know what she's up to, I don't know if she's married. Depends on the press cycle. She was in, Nikki Reed was in, her like breakout performance was in that movie 13, right? Isn't she like the daughter, in am I getting this right, Ryan? You see you nodding your head in the air? Nikki Reed, so that's Evan Rachel Wood and no, that is Nikki Reed. Right, is Nikki Reed.

She was the friend. Is she the friend or is she the girl? She's the friend. Ever Rachel Wood is the girl. Whatever happened to Evan Rachel Wood. She's still around. Not a who. Not a who. She was married to, well, engaged to Marilyn Manson. Okay. She had her moment.

Does that, does that, she was, how do I put it? What I'm saying is them status. At that, at that point in time, she was in a lot of things and she was getting a lot of press coverage. Okay, hold on. I want to take a break. I'll just do it right now. I'm gonna take a break for some more to my sponsor. And then we'll be back with more Bobby Fender. This episode of Tomorrow with Joshua Tupulski, that's me, I'm Joshua Tupulski, is brought to you by BrainTree.

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saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying and I probably talked about it before. Every once in a while, I'll start a joke. Like, oh yeah, I'm gonna watch all the big bang theory. Like that'll be a joke that I start. It's like a threat that I start making in our house. And then I'm like, that's lots of first-seats. And let's just see how bad it, because I have always hated the big bang theory.

Like whenever I've seen it on TV, I'm like, this is so bad. I can't fucking believe this is the number one show in America. And then, you know, after the first season, I'm gonna get kind of sucked in, because I did do it. And then we ended up watching all of it up through like this, I don't know, like six or seven.

So are they on now, like 10? I don't know, but I really lost interest, because once you've watched enough big bang theory, you realize that nothing's ever going to happen. Like nothing really is ever going to happen. Even like how I met your mother seemed to have some, I didn't watch it, but it had some kind of plot, you know or whatever I just like we're in an age where you need to have like a through line and big bang theory of the only through line is that they're nerds

Which is also Offensive and annoying on several levels now you and Lindsay were talking about how you're a nerd You she met she sort of made fun of you for being a nerd on the last podcast I like came out of nowhere. I want to touch I want to touch on that in a minute Listening to that like because I because I was putting the podcast together and so I was really listening to it and editing it. And I heard that, and it kind of, it struck me. It kind of dug deep.

It pretty, it was pretty nasty. Yeah, I'm sure he, there was a lot of venom behind her. Yeah, there was, there was. But I have a quick thing to say about the Big Bang Theory, because I've never experienced this kind of thing. Well, we were going to like Kaley Cuoco, but same. So, you know, that's the last Kaley Quoco, yeah. She was a ridge, she was for a time Kaley Quoco tweeting, but then she divorced. That's actually what I want to talk about.

Really quickly on my flight back from Austin two weeks ago, the woman sitting in front of me had an iPad pro, which I rarely see in the wild to begin with. Of course, because they're ridiculous. Yeah. She watched the Big Bang Theory the entire flight. That is five hours of the Big Bang Theory. You could do that. That's a good idea, actually. What the fuck else are you gonna do on a plane?

With an iPad pro? I mean, you can watch the iPad pro. You can watch a dead wood. I mean, you can be watching something amazing. And she bought all the episodes and her iTunes. They were all there. Kelly Quilco a few years ago started dating a guy named Ryan Sweet tennis player tennis not as player I

They described him at the beginning as a tennis pro which I thought man He was like a guy who gave the club. Yeah, it was he he was I never I just kind of assumed he was a player I ran he wasn't into this. I assumed he wasn't like a Professional player. I assumed he just kind of dabbled in tennis like tennis a lot. Well, you know her new her new guy She kind of she kind of deals with she's a new guy. She's a new guy But that's what I realized he is a professional tennis player. He is her new guy kind of of dabbles on like the periphery of sports, too. What is it? He's a jocky. She's obsessed with horse horses. Do you see super short?

Jockey's actually really... I've only seen them photograph together and they looked about the same height. Jockey's actually really small, though. She's probably... She's like five, nine or something, five, eight, I think. I mean, I've seen them. Maybe they were sitting. They looked up. They look at they were the same height. I mean, she taller than Leonard. But she broke up with Ryan Sweating. She married him. They married. That was another one that was like,

that was another, no, they were married a long time. No, but they got married after only knowing each other for like a month. Yeah, and then they stayed married for like two or three years. Yeah. No, no, not even that long. Oh, I think it was. Not even.

Carl Cook is who she's dating. Oh, Carl Cook. Only, which certainly wasn't two years. It was marriage. It was the length of the marriage. Mate two years at max. Yeah, right. We got to get this up on Wikipedia.

How long was Kelly Quoco married to one? And and their marriage was a nightmare because. Well, I don't know if it was. I only heard good things except till the end at the end. Well, because she's making what a million dollars and a bit loose. He doesn't make anything. He doesn't work.

You could tell when they broke up. That was the thing. It was a year and a half. You're in a half. It's almost two years. Almost. I mean, he's no Henry Cavill. Oh, Henry Cavill.

How long was it that we can? That was a couple of weeks ago. That was a couple of weeks ago. They have the same manager, production company. They have the same publicist. Yeah. That was 100% like, you know what the nerds would really love if you were dating Superman the vice versa photo, it was like I'll be I'll be Brad Pitt and you'll be Jennifer Aniston and this will work

But then they realized oh, we're not Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. We're Henry Cavill and Kaylee cool Henry Cavill hold on I want to talk about Henry Cavill does he have a girlfriend? Yes, you know, but it's girlfriend. Oh my god. It's girlfriend. It's this 19 year old Australian woman nice and they're engaged What they're engaged who is she she's just A regular person. He's not Australian. He is He's British I was gonna say he's Welsh, but yeah Actress Gina Carano, but he was dating Ellen winner Whitaker who's another equestrian Rich people around horses but he was dating Alan Whitaker, who's another equestrian. Is it with these people? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know if it's with rich people around horses, because they're like watching horse races or getting buying horses. Well, she loves horses. Two. So, Kaylee Cuoco. Kaylee Cuoco. While she was with Ryan and before,

she was really passionate about horses. Yeah. And, interesting. She was recently photographed with Iggy Ezealia on a little horseback riding adventure one afternoon. Iggy Azalea. And Kaylee Cuoco, my favorite part of this whole friendly outing was Kaylee Cuoco was wearing a shirt

that said Iggy on it, but it was Iggy Pah. Oh. Oh. It would, I just seemed to see the road. Now let me ask you this. She had very short hair for a long time. Yeah. What do we think about that?

Where did that happen? Something went wrong. I feel like she's one of those people who is constantly trying to find her look because nothing ever sticks. So she has to try new styles and she has to try new appearances so that maybe she will become

another. She's not a who. She's not a who. She is. She's who. She's the most popular show in America. Doesn't. Doesn't matter. Can you name someone else in that show? Yeah. Name someone other than Jim Parsons and Kaylee Cuoco. What? How many how many are the what are the main people? Like a six. The Galecki kid. What is it? Jerry Galecki? Is that is it? J-J-J-Jerry Galecki? Is that his name? John, Johnnie? Johnnie Galecki. Johnnie Galecki. He's still a who? No, he's not a just named him.

He was also on Roseanne. He was on Roseanne. He's super famous that kid. You can, and then there's, you can, then there's, then there's, hold on, there's, other two guys, I do have no idea what their names are. They're on the show.

They're on the show. They're on the show. I know Kelly Quoco. Yeah. Okay. I think she's a who because I because it's like, well, Zendaya was on a Disney Channel show. That was really popular on the Disney Channel. But like, this is just because she's on the popular show. It doesn't mean we know she is. To me, Zendaya is still a who. I think your way off on that one. She was in

that she was eliminated. She was the Met Gala. A lot of people are in lemonade. A lot of people are in lemonade, but very few people were Met Gala. We should talk about that. Oh, yeah, we should. And so I don't want to cut you off, but we don't have, okay. There's a couple of things. I want to talk about this, Lindsey calling you a nerd. Yeah. You watch a game of thrones.

Yeah. But is there another reason why she would call you a nerd? No, and I feel like you into like gadgets. And I feel like, well, like kind of, I mean, you are. But so as Lindsey, you know what, you know what, you know what, you have a scammer, Lindsey Weber. You know what, Lindsey Weber is Lindsay. You know what? You know what the fuck is Lindsay Webber? Do you know what Lindsay Webber fucking owns? Lindsay Webber owns that ring, the Bluetooth ring?

No. That buzzes. What? Really? If you're buying that gadget, you're a bigger nerd than I am. Wow. You know the one I'm talking about? Shot fired.

Shot fired. Grabbs Popcorn, hashtag. Hashtag shots fired. She has an Apple watch. She has the ring. She has an Apple watch. Doesn't Apple watch? No, you have a regular calculator watch. That's pretty nerdy. That She has an Apple watch. She has the ring. She has an Apple watch. Doesn't have one. No, you have a regular calculator watch.

That's pretty nerdy. That's not a calculator watch. It's like a, it's the Casio watch without the calculator. Yeah, I don't need the calculator. What do you call that? Digital watch. Can't see a digital watch. It's, it's pretty nerdy.

So anyhow, you have a scanner. Scanner was bought by my, by my employer. Your employer, Gauker. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Anyhow. What? Okay, see you're yeah, anyhow. What? Okay, so you're calling, you're saying Lindsay Weber is a bigger nerd than you.

I'm saying if I'm a nerd, the next two weekly, that's going to be a plus or so. But also, I don't care about like the, I really don't care, like being labeled a nerd doesn't annoy me as much, but like, I would just like, it does, it actually seems like you should. I was shocked by hearing it because I'm so rarely like called a name right right sure I'm not I'm not sad about it I don't know I get it now Ryan Brian prepared some he wanted you to ask me about who's I don't know if you Want to do this or not. I'm not gonna force you. I'm not gonna force you to ask me questions on my show

I'll see but we talked about it earlier and I'm curious to know how many who's I know yeah, I'm curious to and But we talked about it earlier and I'm curious to know how many who's I know yeah, I'm curious to and Do we talk about any more now Ryan they've we covered any that are no I? I made some substitutions so there's enough who's to go around don't worry, okay great We're starting with my favorites Ryan you put a good list together here. Do I know how are we doing this are you at telling me about No, I'm gonna name and I'm gonna see if you can give me some like give me as many details as you can Okay, okay, sure The first one I love her. I almost want to save her for last, but let's just start with you do whatever you want This is your show now

Eva a Murray. I'm sorry. What? Eva a Murray EVA ever a Murray. Okay. What has felt last name? AMU RRI Oh I'm Murray. Okay. What has felt last name? AMU RRI. Oh, um, I'm gonna be wrong about this. I'd be wrong about this. I want to say it's the, I'm so wrong about this. I don't know what even know why I'm guessing this. Yeah, I want to say it was the wife from um, homeland. I'm wrong, right? That's Morena back around. You understand why I would answer that, right?

There's something about their days that are... I guess I understand. I'm not sure I do actually. I know I'm not sure I do. I know the idea of the person is. Eva Amurry is Susan Sarandon's daughter, who is, was at one point trying to become an actress that didn't work out, so now she is a lifestyle blogger.

Okay, that's so fucking life. She recently kind of rose to fame. That's not even a thing. Her husband, whose daughter is she? Susan Sarandon. They're very close, so like Susan Sarandon invites her to red carpet events along.

She's very beautiful. Yeah, that's, she's a lifestyle blogger now. Okay, wow. Also, also, I don't know if you know this, I'm also a lifestyle blogger. Well, you are now. Tell everybody. What's your specialty?

Like what's your... Lifestyles. Which is good. What aspect of the the lifestyle live in your best life and and mindfulness mindfulness home mindfulness is a yeah and eating right eating well actually not eating right eating well That's my thing. Go ahead Derek cuff and Derek cuff is Julian house brother. Yeah He was on dancing with the stars. He's now I think is crossed over into being an actor of something. Still on dancing with the stars.

Oh, is he? Okay. Small note. I was on, I think late night with Julian Hough. She was very lovely. She seems lovely. She was nice. She's like a southern girl.

Or so she's not so big. She's like, she does a southern accent now. She's like from Idaho. I think both the Houghs are whatever. Should we be like, hey y'all. Yeah, they're from South. Yeah, yeah, Saltic City. I was like City. Yeah, you get away with that being southern. You know, it was a Mormon. I was shocked to hear in very interest. I had heard a very interesting interview with Catherine Hygol. Uh-huh. She's a Mormon. Raised a new cane in Connecticut and she's all like, well, everybody there was rich and I'm it's

like, okay, what were you doing there? I can't tell if Katherine Hygol is really cool or a total phony. You should listen to this interview. I'd like to hear your day. I don't know if she's a phony. She recently moved to Idaho. Is that what she bought that ranch? She is.

Devout Mormon. Devout. Did not know that. Devout. I'm not just saying anything wrong with that. I have some questions, of course. I'm an atheist, so I don't care what you believe in, it's all made up.

But, you know, it's an interesting angle for her. Yeah, for somebody that smokes that much. Rage, a little weird beauty. We talked about her smoking. She talked about how she's like trying to get, you know, kick the habit. And then how are it starting to rob and both talk about how they both do transdental meditation,

which was like, that's the big thing. I gotta do it, does that. It sounds amazing. Doesn't that sound like what Deng does during sex? I don't know, no, no, that's tantric. That's tantric, exactly. A friend, some friends of mine just took some transcendental meditation classes. They're very expensive.

To the work. To the work. Two of them took it, one of them loved it, the other one stopped doing it. Do I know of them? No. Okay. But you have to develop a mantra.

A very personalized mantra. It could be anything though, right? It could be anything, but you need your transcendental advisor to help you pick the right one. Mine will be some lines from the David Lynch film, dude. Which lines? Do you know the film? No.

Well then why would it matter? I want to know what, if I say them, it's not going to matter to anybody here. Something like, there's a, okay, there's a, I can't believe I'm going gonna talk about this right now. There's a character named Pydro D'Vries, who's like a men-tat, which is a type of, do you know anything about Dune?

I know nothing about Dune. Okay, Dune is the first in a series of novels by a guy named Frank Herbert. Oh yeah, I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that.

I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. Star Wars to even become an actual thing. It's like a lot of the ideas from the most popular science fiction of the last 50 years started with dude. Anyhow, so there's a type of, there's a type of, I'm not sure race exactly, but there's like,

yeah, there's a race of like human computers called Mentats and there's one played by Brad Durif in the film, you know, Brad Durif? No. Durif? Durif. Hey, Ryan, can you get a picture of Brad Durif? Please, whatever.

You'll recognize him if you see him. Yes, he's been in a ton of stuff. He's been in a ton of David Lynch stuff in a bunch of other movies. But he's older now. But anyhow, he's a, he's a, he's a menta who serves the evil Baron Harkon and who's from, who's from,

who's from a, that's him. That's not a great picture of him. Do you know this guy? Oh, he looks familiar. Oh, yeah. You know this guy, not with the mustache. There, know, he looks like that. He's in blue velvet. There's I guess he got arrested. And then he right. I have what he really aged. My goodness. Area is young. He's like the guy who's like the lead singer of the violent Femmes.

Like he should have played him in a film. That's what I think of when I see him. Anyhow, film. That's what I think of when I see him. Anyhow, Peter D'Vries serves this very evil Baron Harcon and I can't go into the whole story. Anyhow, David Lynch made up a thing that Peter says in the film, which is not- Frank Herbert did not. Frank Herbert did not write, which is like something like it is by Will alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Safoo that my thoughts acquire speed. It's like this whole thing about he has this like thing that he drinks and it's like basically supposed to be speed or whatever. But it's like he repeats this thing over and over again in the movie and not be a woman. Maybe.

Oh, by the way, I can't believe I remembered. I think I had to exactly what he says as a matter of fact. Okay, let's get back to the screen. Bonnie McKee. Bonnie McKee. Bonnie McKee is... I mean, all I can think of is Bonnie Raid. Okay, when you say, I know I know Bonnie McKee.

Bonnie McKee is the mom. You're already wrong. You're already wrong. No, just guess. I don't know. The mom on what? Because I want to know. She plays Sheldon's mother on.

Okay. Actually, I know who plays who plays no I know who because I had a big bang theory episode on recently I was talking about their ball played by fan it was like Christine Baransky with someone's mother. Bransky is to Kallacky's mother. Okay. Any of us clearly cool. Have a mother.

No, she I think her mom's dead. They show her dad. He's like real protective. He's like a cop or something. Okay. Any of go ahead. Uh, he's like an alpha and so all the all the nerds can be like, oh, I don't know how to hang out with this guy He's like, you know her boyfriend's like, I don't know how to be with your dad

He's like, did you ever read this very good? There's a very good That's you profile of the dinner person's know a lot about it for you hate it There's a little profile of Jim Parsons in like New York magazine from like three years ago. This is the one that Amanda Dobbins wrote it. Oh, yeah, Amanda Dobbins, this is a great piece. Did you read it? I don't remember all of it now, but. The most moral part of this profile is she asks him, you know, why do you, it's almost, it's a little shady

because she's like, why do you think this show is so popular internationally? Like, what do you think, you know, makes it translate to all these other countries? And his response is just, he kind of pauses and then he's like, the set has a lot of bright colors in it, and it's a very bright, captivating set. They're just primary colors.

And that was his explanation for white. And I'm like, that's a solid explanation you're gonna get. Also, that's kind of a weirdly racist answer. It's sort of like, why do you think that's right? Oh, you know, all the other countries are just like bright colors, they're just easily amused. I don't know. It sounds crazy to me. Fuck you in person. Um, you're already here for heat. I don't know.

Nobody ever says fuck you. I've heard of it before. Um, really? Wait, so Bonnie McKee, you don't know who she is. Bonnie McKee plays the buzzer. She is. Okay. She is a songwriter, a very prolific pop songwriter who writes love music for Katy Perry. I totally know who she is

I know also a failed Starlit as well, so when she couldn't be a singer I actually think I knew I think I knew the name from looking up credits on records I'd to be honest with you. What else we have? So you got you've got the Corey gamble Corey gamble is he plays the flash no Corey gamble is Chris Jenner's boyfriend. But he's more than that, he was, he was, I got a fucking cool name.

He has a really cool name. Corey Gamble sounds like a comment. Do you know who Scooter Braun is? Of course. Scooter Braun, he's very good friends with Scooter Braun. He was Justin Bieber's bodyguard for a while. I'm not sure if he's a Scooter Braun in the New Yorker. Yes. Incredible. He is good a brawn. He's one of the Americans. I think he's mint chendon that because

they were they might be he's one of America's great debugs. So you got oh Joe Jidee. Joe did D.G. Jidee. Jidee. I might be butchering that but I think that's correct. That's correct. I'm in.

J.O.E. J.I.U. G.U. I had, I'm in. J-O-E. J-G-I-U. G-U-I. How do you spell his first name? J-O-E. J-O-E. Okay. G-U-I.

D-I. I'm going to say he's one of the guys on a million dollar listing. He's a million dollar listing guy. You're really close because you're on the same network. Okay. So you got Bravo, but he is the husband of Teresa Gideachee. And they run out of the house with me. Oh, yes, yes, of course. They're the ones who are.

When you say it out loud, I didn't know that, I guess I totally know who he is. I, the spelling doesn't translate when I, when I think of it on paper, it doesn't look like, it doesn't look like what you said. He is, I might have a mispronouncing it. The two of them are, they have that wonderful prison narrative where they like, they got to, they got to take turns

going to prison because they're against it. You are, you are, you you are this is exactly the shit that I will skip over in us weekly those are exactly the people that I do not want to see in us weekly these two hang this looking losers from fucking New Jersey I don't give a shit if I don't see fucking losers from New Jersey I'll get on a fucking bridge or a tunnel and It drive around orange, okay? You would run into him. Well, not anymore, because he's in prison. You ready to trace him. Whatever, I don't need to see that shit.

I keep going. Colton Haynes. Colton Haynes is a country music. You're wrong, but that's a country name. He should be. He should be, but he actually, what is it? He plays the flash. No, he is.

Who plays the flash? He is definitely on the flash, right? Is he? He's he will. No, he's on legends of tomorrow. Name the flash no he is a place the flash he's definitely on the flash right is he he's he will on no he's on legends of the more the flash right now do you know the guy plays the flash no he's on arrow he's on arrow he's on a name the guy plays the arrow arrow the arrow the flash I know who's gonna play the flash in the movie but not the game now that does her Miller oh as your Miller he's very good as you're Miller's gonna be really yeah interesting interesting choice. So Colton Haynes is A like 20 something late 20 something guy who was on Teen Wolf. That's how he came to fame

But he came out came to fame. He came there is I mean he looks like I'm right up this could be any person. He mean, he looks like a porn star. He's like, uh, stunning. He's just a good-looking man. He's just a good-looking man. So, I love the cool-man story. He's attractive, I guess. I know, he's a little generic. No, but that's what I'm saying,

because it's so generic. That's like, but you know, but you're Ryan, you think he's attractive? It's like fine. That's like, that's like, that's like, I think he's attractive. I'm not a track who's the female equivalent Exactly it might be Bella Thorne actually. I don't I don't know if it is Bella Thorne really beautiful He really I'm gonna say that all Thorne is so stunning because they they look like they look like Barbie doll

They look like dolls there. They have these perfect proportions, but whenever you see that as humans, if you see them jarring because it's so perfect. You see them talking and you're like, there's no charisma here, there's just like symmetry. No, Bella Thorne looks like Jessica Chastain. She's actually quite unique. She doesn't look like Jessica Chastain. She is a weird looking person, that's not a normal face. Like zoom in on that.

I mean, we're in a good way. No, that's a unique face. That's not like a generic face. That guy who showed me cold hands, that is named, has a face, it's like a rough, that's a unique face. That's not like a generic face. That guy who showed me cold hands, does that name? Yeah. It's like a, that's a terminator face. That's like, they made this face in a laboratory to look like a human face.

This might be a sexuality thing because Bella Thornton to me looks like, what Sianna Miller looks like, looks like, what Olivia Colpo. A little Sianna Miller has a fairly unique face too. Does she? Yeah, you're not thinking. Sianna Miller, like, holding hands hands I could pick out of a crowd.

This might be where, this might be where sexuality line is. Can you recognize the difference? I'm not sure what's going on here. Really? Cause I feel like I can, who's the guy who is like a Colton Haines prototype that was on,

who was on Gossip Girl? Who is, or, Chase Crawford. No, Chase Crawford. He does show the guy from the vampire. He does. He doesn't look like, Ian Somer Holder. Ian Somer Holder, Ian Somer Holder. I cheese croffa. You're also the guy from the vampire. He's croffa. He doesn't look like. Ian Somerholder.

Ian Somerholder. Ian Somerholder. I'll give you that. Yeah, Ian Somerholder. Is he a vampire diaries? I mean, that's the guy I was thinking of. You've got a similar thing. You have a face that's like, but, but, and I get it.

No. Yeah. But there's like a more generic woman. I can't think of who it is right now. I can't. That allows me. I'm still going to say it's Bella Thorne. No, it's not. Your way off.

So, but Bella Thorne looks like Jessica Chastain. In fact, I've seen pictures of her and I'm like, is that Jessica Chastain? It's not. And who's the other person? Oh, Bryce Dells, how are you? Jessica Chastain now. Well, Bryce Dells, she was heavy for a little while,

but now she's back down. What? She was huge for like a couple of years. I think post baby. Post baby, she was very large. Oh, okay. You don't know about this. How do you, are you a tabloid person?

You don't know this. No, I'm sorry. I don't think Bryce Dells, how are you ever heavy? Okay, get the Ryan. You're Okay, you don't know about this. How do you, are you a tabloid person? You don't know this. No, I'm sorry. I don't think Bryce Dallas Howard was ever heavy. Okay, get the Ryan. You're gonna, you're my, there's fucking blown. No, I think this is another, I guess I'm not even gonna talk enough. This is another instance of you being wrong.

She was ever, she was pregnant. That's not heaviness. That's pregnant. Post baby. When she's losing her, no, for like two years, I think feminist, but this is heavy. No, no, I'm not saying the shit because she's, I like no for like two years, I think Famine is but this is I mean no, I'm not saying the shipping is ice I'm not attacking her. I'm saying that the that us was always magazine were relentless in covering her struggles with getting her

Wait, I don't remember but all I'm a year a year or two I may have just skipped that she was just in Jurassic World and she looked very svelting no She's a beautiful and she's talented. And I don't give a shit if she put on weight. But I'm telling you, the tabloids were relentless in talking about it. But anyhow, the point is that they're her in Jessica Chastain look almost like they're in on the joke,

too. They've like, joked about it together. It's disturbing. At any rate, okay, is that what you want? There should be one more left. Who are we going to do? You can just come up with you. It's a couple more. It could be anybody. There's a few more. I want to do Sky for Er can just come up with you. Just a couple more. To be anybody.

I want to do Sky for Error. Sky for Error I know very well. Of course. Who is she? She's a singer. I know a song of hers called One, which is kind of an uptempo dance song, but she put a record out where she's new to the cover and it's called something like... Night time, my time.

Night time, my time. It was a huge bomb. It's great though. It might be a great record but nobody liked it because what they want her to make is pop music and she wants to be like a credible artist which is of course at her own peril. I think she also date somebody who's a kind of gross drug addict.

Yes, yeah who is it? And they both got, I don't know what his name is but they both got caught in like Marfa Texas with like heroin in their backs. Who's the guy? I don't know what his name is. It's like Brad, Brad, some Jennings or something. Let's do one more.

Brad Jennings, that's a person, right? Olivia Colpo will be where we end. Spell last name. CU LPO. Olivia Colpo. Colpo. Again, she is a, she's in the same vein as Nicky Reed, kind of generic looking Brunette.

Olivia Colpo. I don't have any idea, but I'm gonna hold on. I'm gonna say she plays the daughter on that ABC show with the guy, Jeff Garland. The Goldbergs. Goldbergs, yeah. No. She was a former Miss America.

This is generic. This is 100%. That's the equivalent Colton Hain to read. No, Nikki. Oh, you think that she's the Colton hands. She's a Colton hands. This is a thing. She's the Colton hands. So is Nikki Reed. No, so it's a be a bush. So if you're bush is definitely a Colton hands. Okay. Okay. Colton hands is an interesting. I think that should become a thing

for it. It should be a generic. Beautiful person. Olivia Colpo was Miss America in like 2012. She dated Nick Jonas and has done nothing since your way. that's so not even a celebrity. But she's, she's constantly in the tablet. It's the person who won one of them. If you read us, if you read us, that's a sweetly person. Right, but most, most, most, I want to web you.

I mean, you know, most Miss America's like 10 of people to do Brown and, and an imiti after they win, but like Olivia Coppa was sort of maintaining that momentum somehow against social media, social social media and she dated Nick Jonas I'm a lifestyle blogger not yet. She should do something on my mindfulness like a goop competitor I would read that you know, she's a friend of herself starting a lifestyle blog She alluded to it and her people magazine interview and she was the most people we need more people making content Just what we need celebrities doing content get the fuck out. What else do they got to do?

Can we have anything? Can we just have this to ourselves? Do I have to fucking? Then you can make content. Do I have to read Jared Lido's fucking long form? You can just write it in my life. You can comment on the long form. God, give me a number. No, they're not going to be like, sign up for my startup and you can comment. Sean Penn has some breaking news for you.

Yeah, we know what happens when celebrities do content. They get drug lords arrested, okay? We should stay, keep out of it. We don't need to hear about Kelly Quoco's. I don't want to hear her fucking Lenny Letter. It's probably pretty good. I would read, I would read Kayleigh Quoco's Lenny Letter. Absolutely.

And Lenny Letter, you know, it's pretty good. Yeah, that's right. Anyhow. All right, well, I think we should rabbi. Is there anything else we should talk about? No, I think we didn't talk about. We got everything, I think. What did we talk about?

It's been a weird one. It's been a great one. I have a good time. I enjoyed the hell out of them. I had a great time. You've got to come back. I will gladly come back. I'll get you.

I want to be in town in June. Is she? Yes. We're doing an episode in June. Great. I want to get you guys. I really want to get you. See what's going on.

You got a, you got a Kelly and Michael situation happening here. I'm very worried about this thing Well, who's Kelly and his Michael? Well, I think it's obvious. I don't know if it's obvious, but don't tell me Don't tell me don't tell me your only could be Michael Yeah, and I could be I think we have to avoid a Kelly Michael situations what I'm saying Fine with me. No, I'm either one of you going to GM and I do know I want to know which one you associate me with I really hope I'm saying. Fine with me. I just don't want you going to GMA. And I do know, I want to know which one you associate with me with. I really don't put much thought into it. I eat the easy thing is that, you know,

one's a girl, one's a boy, and so I'll just assign by, yeah, I know, but, it's by sex, sex parts. Okay. By organ, does that get a good way to do it? I guess. Yeah, you got it, damn right. Anyhow, Bobby, thank you so much for it.

Thank you so much for coming on and doing this thank you for having a lot of fun It's a lot of fun and you guys are gonna come back in June I'm gonna have both you on here and we're gonna figure out what's going on with this nerd comment I really want to dig deep by that at that point now you've done 15 episodes of who weekly? Yes, that point you'll have done how many do you do you do want to do you do? Yeah? So I'm not gonna do the math we might be at 19 something like yeah No, but you got that mate. You got me. You got me. We're in May. We're in May. We're in May.

It could be 19 to 23. Maybe like 20. It's two episodes. Hopefully you'll be at 20. Not important. And no one should care about this. Anyhow, Bobby Finger. Listen to his podcast with Lindsey Weber who weekly. Read him on Jezebel.com.

And and catch him before his star is so high up in the sky that you can no longer last so. Well, that is our show for this week. We'll be back next week with more, of course. And as always, I wish you and your family the very best. I just read a story in us weekly about your wife and Ashkin Kutcher. I think it was pretty graphic.