Toni and Ryan - $2M Crocs

Episode Date: February 16, 2025

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With the Fizz loyalty program, you get rewarded just for having a mobile plan, you know, for texting and stuff. And if you're not getting rewards like extra data and dollars off with your mobile plan, you're not with Fizz. Switch today. Conditions apply. Details at fizz.ca. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello! We are calling... Hello! Hello! We are calling Nashville, Tennessee,

and we're backing in Macho. We're calling Mach-ville from Nashville. I like that. Yeah. Hello? Macho, Macho man! I want to be a Macho man! I was so hoping y'all were gonna do that.

Yeah! All the time, every time somebody hears my name, it's the first thing that comes out of their mouth. I was so hoping y'all were gonna do that. Every time somebody hears my name, it's the first thing that comes out of them. I'm sorry. I need a fucking moment for that voice. Yeah. Holy moly. Macho, can you confirm that you are six foot 10 working finance and the hottest man alive?

Cause it sounds like it. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. That boy's wearing Wrangler jeans and fucking hitting my butt. There's no finance going on Macho, right? Not even close, I wish. Honestly, no, because I won't get into that because Tony has an excellent finance team, so I'm not going to go there. Yeah, we already got one, Macho, so no need. Macho, thank you so much for being part of the top community. Will you approve today's episode?

Oh, a hundred percent. My name is Andrew Camacho from Nashville, Tennessee, and I approve this podcast. Oh, straight into it. Didn't even have to ask. Sweet. All right. Let's start the show. Let's get going. Ladies and gentlemen, to start a brand new week, Tony Lodge has washed her hair.

Thank you, Joss. We are now starting the show with the elopchacy. Yeah. Yep. starting the show with the elopchacy. Yeah, yep. Well, I actually, myself and the tarpas are here for you, Tony Lodge, because last week you bravely shared your struggles with an injury where you got your big toenail stuck in a croc giblet and ripped the nail off. And you said, I've never heard of anyone doing this.

Am I alone? Should I be embarrassed or is this a common thing? I just, Pete, everyone's crocking these days. Yeah. So I'm just like, I can't be the only one that's had this issue, but I don't think I've ever heard anyone else say it. Jessica. Hi, Jessica.

Tony, you're not alone. My big toenail is also a victim of toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail.

I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail.

I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. I am a big toenail. Currently growing my big toenail for the second time after yet another crocident. I am so relieved because I thought there's just no way that this has only happened to me, but also like, what kind of idiot am I if I am the only one?

Well, does it just mean you're all idiots? Well, yeah, but that's're all idiots? Well, yeah. And, uh, but that's better, isn't it? Yeah. That if you go, oh, this really embarrassing thing happened to me. And then someone goes, oh, I've done that. Now it makes you feel so much better. Now, this is an inclusive podcast.

Absolutely. We speak to, with, from, for everyone. Yes. That's beautiful. Gabby Fitzgerald has shared a story that she hasn't really felt comfortable to share until bravely Tony Lodge spoke up and shared her story. Now this isn't croc related, but it's toe related. And that's sort of where Gabby's getting at here.

Because she was embarrassed because of what happened in the results. And she's brave to share and we will not judge or laugh. Hi Gabby, love you. Let's start with love you. Oh no. It's not even that funny. I dropped a tub of ice cream on my big toe. Have we heard that before? Someone else done that?

I don't know. No, we heard that the ice cream fell on the pet and killed it. Oh yeah. I mean, if you had to choose one. The pet rat, wasn't it? Or a hamster or something. Or a little Jaffa. Yeah, Jaffa.

Cause we told you about the candy and the ice cream. Rest in peace, yeah. Sorry. Yeah, I was like, we've done a deep dive into Crocs and giblets. Maybe ice cream falling off benches is our next investigation. Actually it is right that down Charles.

Scoop John will get on the case. Okay. So obviously that's ice cream on toes, but a tiny aside here, you know, the trend that's going around at the moment, like dropping things on my toe and writing the pain out of 10, uh, no. Have you seen that? Oh my God. Everyone's been talking about this and it's entered your algorithm. I've got the algorithm.

Maybe we should make that video though, because you know how only the other day you dropped your really powerful laptop on your foot. Why are you saying that? I did drop my powerful laptop. It was really powerful. So big, powerful. Charles passed me his computer. Yes.

And I went, is this one of those powerful ones? And he went, yeah. Sorry, Gabby, the ice cream on the toe. I dropped the tub of ice cream on my big toe, causing a micro cut that got super infected. I had to wear one normal shoe on one foot and a flip flop and sock combo on my bung toe on the other. Even though I had the sock on,

my friend said it looked like a horsehawk because of how big and swollen it was. Oh shit. I then had to go to a surgeon who sliced it open and the look and smell of the gross stuff that came out of it was harrowing. Ryan, tone injuries are no joke. And Tony, thanks for shining a light on tone injuries.

They are not spoken about enough. Tone injuries? Is that a play on Tony? I just read the comments, mate. I don't make editorial judgment. Maybe the infection reached the brain. I am so sorry to hear that. Was the ice cream okay? But could that still be eaten?

Neapolitan? Are we talking like a 500 mil Ben and Jerry's or are we talking a two liter fucking Neapolitan from like Bullock Creamery? Why is salt better if it's from the Murray River? Who decided that in this country? Every time you go, oh, it's chocolate with a bit of salt and you go, that looks nice. And they go, oh, it's chocolate with Murray River salt.

And you go, oh. Oh, no, it's not only that you go, oh, you go here's an extra $13. But why is it Murray River? What's going on in the salt up there? Who is Murray? That's what we need to get to the bottom of. It's the guy from The Wiggles who tried to get in the bathroom that time.

And I was in the disabled one. Yeah, sorry about that, Muzz. Now, Scoop John's been doing some more investigating. I'm into the tone injuries saga. Yeah. Now, how good's New Zealand, the motherland? Oh, yeah, the motherland. Absolutely. In New Zealand, there's this government department called the ACC. Yeah.

Everyone in New Zealand is covered by our no fault scheme if they've been injured in an accident. Oh, what? So something happens and there's an accident, like you're covered if you're in New Zealand. Is that what third parties? That's- In Australia?

In Australia, third party when driving means if you hit someone else's car, their car is covered. So say you've got- Hang on, hang on, nah. Fuck me. So if someone hits me, I'm covered. No, whoever's at fault, they pay anyway. But say you've got a $200 shit car, right?

You get your first car, you turn 18, it's you got 200 bucks, you just buy a shit car. So some people will go, it's not worth insuring I've got a crappy car. So third party means if you then crash into a Porsche, because if you go, I'm not getting insurance, you crash into a Porsche and then you go, well, you owe 200 grand.

Because you caused this crash, you gotta pay for the Porsche. And so third party just covers the other person. So if you hit the Porsche, you don't have to pay 200 the Porsche. Yeah. And so third party just covers the other person. Oh. So if you hit the Porsche, you don't have to pay 200 grand for a new Porsche. That covers them. You took the risk on your shit car and that's fine,

but you got to get third party. Right. Okay. Cause don't, isn't third party included in your rego? You have to have third party. In some states it's not, some it is, but you have to have it for that reason. Cause imagine someone drives into you and they go, I don't have insurance and I don't have the money.

Sorry. Fucking see you later. So if someone drives into you and they go, Oh, I don't have insurance. I don't have the money. Sorry. If I can say later. So if someone hits me and they do a fucking hit and run, I can claim that on third party. No, it's still, no, that's still hidden in there and running. No, it's like they're, if they crash into you, that's their problem to pay for it. It's their third party. Yeah.

So if I hit someone's car and I'm like, I don't have any money, then the third party just deals with it. The third party. No, no, it's the other way around. No, it is the, it's not. That's what covers it. Yeah. It's not if you don't have money, that's what covers it.

Sure. But then if I get hit and there's nobody like owns up to it, I'm still fucked. I guess so. Yeah. So where's the fourth party that deals with that? They're the police. But do you know what I mean? Yeah.

So if you get hit and someone just farts off and you don't have any information, that's just it. There's no fourth, fifth, sixth party. OK, Tony wants to be a party girl. I hear it. But you know what I mean? I hear. This is also nothing to do with cars.

What doesn't? The third party insurance. No, what I'm talking about. The toes. Yeah. How did we get there? In New Zealand, everyone is covered by a no fault scheme if they've been injured in an accident. Oh, hang on. So this scheme though, if I got hit-

There's no cars in this scheme. There is no cars. There's no one's getting hit by cars. There's nothing to do with cars. Accidents are not a car accident. They are accidents. But if I got hit, say in a car accident and they fucked off, I could claim this. Why is everyone fucking off in your mind? Does anyone stay in your life? No, it's because- Torps, don't leave her. No, no, no, it's because my car has been hit twice before

and the people have fucked off. Okay. And you then have to pay for it. Yeah, but you have insurance, right? Yeah, but you pay for that. Like your premiums then go up because you've made a claim or whatever. What I'm saying is though, but with this scheme,

is there always somebody to like reach out to? That's quite good. Again, this is not car related at all. But if that happened, well, if it happened, say I get hurt in some way, not car related, but that person then like dips out and I fucking. What person? Say I get hurt in a situation.

You've dropped ice cream on your toe in an accident. Who's the person fucking off the ice cream? This whole Jerry then fuck off. Yeah. Okay, so this is like accidents, like, oh, Tony tripped and fell down the stairs. You're like, so did they drive away? And I'm like, who's the other,

there's no other people. There's no other people. Accidents in the house. Yeah. I cut myself on the thing. Accidents happen. They're not car accidents. Accidents and car accidents

are not the fucking same thing. You can have an accident in a car. You've gotten so fucked, you've gotten so fucked, and I'm so sorry, it takes a lot to get you to this point. It takes a lot to get you here, and I'm really sorry. So you know how I went through that phase where I kept grabbing the knife out of the dishwasher and cutting my fingers?

So who, but if he drives away, but then what happens? Who's driving away? The knife doesn't have a license. He lives in my house. He doesn't pay. I'm the dumb that grabbed him and cut my fucking finger off. Fuck you, Tony Lodge, what have you done to me? So I've made you so flabbed.

Scoop John doesn't like this. I'm just using the car thing as an example. Bad example, very bad example. You using the car thing as a bad example. Very bad example. Totally different. No, I did not. Yes you did. Check the tape.

No, yes you did. Cause I said third party insurance. Yeah, because that's still talking about cars. That's what you said. Everyone check the tape. You know what? Let's take a deep breath. I'd love to.

Oh, she's taking her jacket off. I'm hot. That's really stressed me out. If your jacket leaves without a note. You get what I mean though, I. Yeah, from that perspective, because I'm just thinking, so does that cover, for example, cover both ways that if someone did hurt you in any way or damage your property or fuck and whatever, but now I'm realizing it's like, oh, accidents like cutting your finger or whatever. Isn't that just health insurance though? Yeah. Oh, a lot closer to that than anything to do with the car. Oh, well, she should have just said that.

Okay. Yeah. Air Running New Zealand is covered by a no fault. No fault. So if someone's been a c*** that's their fault. Beat that. No fault is like, sometimes ice creams falls off benches and there's no one's fault. So true.

Sometimes you strip on the stairs and it's no one's fault. Sometimes you hit a coworker because. Sometimes people get stressed in the workplace. Hide all the scissors, Charles and Stanley knives from all of our YouTube halls. Can I read my story? Yes. I actually did some pretty good investigating. No, I absolutely love it.

I don't want it to be overshadowed because this is actually pretty fucking huge. I had to go to the motherland to find some such a great stat and story. Sorry. I'm going to read the first sentence and we're not going to comment on the first sentence. I'm literally not going to speak ever again. No, no, no. Okay. After the first sentence, we can carry on. But okay.

not going to speak ever again. No, no, no. Okay. After the first sentence we can carry on. But the ACC in New Zealand, everyone in New Zealand is covered by our no fault scheme if they've been injured in an accident. Scoop John has accessed the public records and done some research. And this is legitimate numbers, like all signed off in 2024. Like all signed off in 2024.

In 2024 in 2024, the ACCC we have in Australia. No, because this is the ACC. What's the ACCC? The Australia consumer and competition watchdog, which doesn't make sense at all. So, oh, is it triple AC? Wait, consumer competition. consumer and competition watchdog, which doesn't make sense at all. So, oh, is it triple AC? Wait, consumer competition, Australian competition and consumer commission. There you go. The laziest motherfuckers in this country, by the way.

And so that's like, protection against price gouging, collusion, that kind of shit. The AC's, the ACC means everyone in New Zealand against companies and stuff. Price gouging, collusion, that kind of shit. The ACC. Nothing to do with car accidents. The ACC means everyone in New Zealand is covered by our no fault scheme if they're injured in an accident. Yep. What does ACC stand for for them?

Do you know? I hope one of them's. Accident coverage commission. I just guessed that, but surely Charles did that. We're allowed to Google now. The accident compensation corporation. Makes sense. Corporation. I prefer yours.

Interesting. Two C's, none of them car. In 2024, the ACC, the New Zealand government, had to pay out $2 million due to croc and giblet related injuries. And fuck me right up. Isn't that 10 seconds story buried by the last hour of conversations about caste? No, that was so worth coming back to. Was it? That's a mat- $2 million. $2 million of people going going no one was at fault but my toenails fucking come off or a giblet that's fucking cut me or some fucking shit's happened that's croc or giblet related two million dollars if you're in

New Zealand that's what your taxes are going to dumb like this beep that play the fucking thing Play the fucking thing. That's insane! My name is Lacho from Nashville, Tennessee and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. With the Fizz loyalty program, you get rewarded just for having a mobile plan. You know, for texting and stuff. And if you're not getting rewards like extra data and dollars off with your mobile plan, you're not with Fizz. Switch today. Conditions apply. Details at Fizz.ca.

We've had to take a small break. If you want to check out Patreon, you'll see an in-depth analysis We've had to take a small break. Can't we back down? No. If you want to check out Patreon, you'll see an in-depth analysis of who brought up cars first. We actually still don't know. Still yet to be resolved, but you'll see a very strict, heavy debate. Oh, very strict, heavy debate. And you'll also hear Charles' reaction to what he was doing at the time.

And also we're getting an air fryer. Yeah. Lots happening. Lots happening on Patreon today. We had to have a big break. Okay. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tabas that'll be able to watch that very shortly. Taya, thank you very much, Taya. Becky Diamond, good on you, Becky. Becky Doot.

Oh, I love that. Oh my God. Sorry. All of my phone, everything. You know when something rings and everything starts to ring? Oh, I hate that. Everything's God, sorry. All of my phone, everything. You know when something rings and everything starts to ring? I hate that. Everything's just fucking popped off, sorry. Becky Diamond, good on you, Becky. Clements Radke, good on you, Clements. Thanks Radke.

Josefa Couchy, Nicole Ryber, Achilles H, Achilles Hill, and Grace Ging, good on you, Grace. Thanks, Grace. Absolutely love to say it. Love it. I'm just realizing that this actually might not be the time to bring this up. What are we? Oh, fuck me. Yeah, you're right.

No, you're right. Actually. Do you want to do something else? Anything else? Do you want me to do something else? Yeah, go on. Do you want me to do something else? Nah, that's fine.

Oh, well, so at the moment, we're hiring for what is it called? Meme Lord, graphic designer, kind of social person help, I guess. We are kind of half realizing, though, that we maybe need to change the title from Meme Lord. People are really good at the memes and maybe forgetting that you still need to be a graphic designer. Yeah, but that's OK. We're working through it. That's on me. That's on me. But so we've been kind of having a few conversations with people, jumping on the phone, chatting to random people. It's actually quite nice because one of my favorite things is just chatting with

people, talking about what their job history is and where they grew up. It's just actually hell fucking interesting meeting all these people. And we've been chatting to people online, but on Friday we were meeting up with someone for coffee. We were like, oh, you're just around the corner. We'll meet up with you and we'll see you. See you bright and early 9 a.m. at this cafe. I get a phone call. So it's about, it's five minutes from my house.

I get a phone call from So it's about, it's five minutes from my house. I get a phone call from Ryan at quarter to nine. Yep. And, um, and I was like, Hey mate, what's up? And you were like, Oh, I've been schoolzoned. And I was like, I don't know what that means. And Ryan, you were like, Oh, I've just gotten caught in all of the school traffic, everything's popping off. I usually come to work at 7am and it's cruisey as driving at 830, the schools

and you have to be slower and all the parents dropping off. Yeah. And then for those playing along in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, sorry, I'm still revved up from before. Here we go. The East Link. I just promised I wouldn't talk about insurance for 48 hours. So I'm not going to make the joke I was about to make.

So you keep going. The road, the tunnel they're building that's going to connect the ring road to the Eastern freeway is just fucking my life. It's going to be great when it's done, but fuck me right up. So I get through this. Because you have to do 40 for ages in those road works. There's a one bit where it's usually three lanes and now it's one. It's crazy.

And everyone's trying to, so I mean, I got school zone and I got that and I'm looking at the clock and I go, I'm not gonna fucking make it by nine o'clock. And it's how embarrassing. And also, cause Ryan was like, oh, you know the school zones. And I was like, just say you left late.

But then afterwards you were like, it took me an hour to get here from office. Like crazy. Fucked. Anyway, so Ryan calls me at 8.45. He's like, I'm gonna be late. And I was like, what's new? You know, like whatever.

And I was like, all good. And you said. What did I say? And I was like, yeah, all good. I'm actually about to. Yeah, no fucking. And I was like, all good. I'm actually about to leave my house. So like, I'll get us a table and I'll text you yeah, all good. I'm actually about to, yeah. Nah, fucking. And I was like, all good. I'm actually about to leave my house.

So like, I'll get us a table and I'll text you where we're sitting. Yep. Cause like, yep, there's nothing worse than when you don't know whether the other people have gotten their first. So you're like doing this, like look around. I love to look around. Oh, I hate the look around. That's good.

Cause then you can like, yeah. And you're like, innocently like getting a vibe with everyone else. What's that got to do with them? Yeah. Okay. Maybe I need to think about that differently, but you know, when you feel like I'm doing the sticky bit thing and I don't know if the people that I'm meeting are what, like, can they see me yet or am I the first one here?

Yeah. But yeah, no, very kind. I'll let you know where we're at. I was like, I'll let you know where we are and I'll, and I'll go in and I'm, I'm only five minutes away, so I will be early to this meeting. So it's so fun. Anyway, Ryan goes, Oh, so like, It's not. Yep.

Fucked it. Yep. You say your side first and then I'll, and then I'll say what I thought I said. Yeah, I appreciate that. So Ryan goes, Oh, so obviously, you know, like we might want to hire this person. So like, you know, don't get started without me, but like, talk, talk to her. Is what Ryan's head to me. And I was like, Oh, so you don't need to just ignore her until you get there.

After I was by and I'd be sitting in traffic. I've been trying to merge with trucks. You like I've been school zoned and then I'm fucking copping this shit. Sarcasm.com Lodge over here. No, I'll just sit there in silence. Fuck wait for a fucking see load of fuckhead. this shit sarcasm.com lodge over here. No, I'll just sit there in silence. Fuck wait for a fucking see load of fuckhead. And that's not what I said. I said, Oh, so you don't need to just ignore it until you get there. You went by and I was still at home.

I hadn't left yet. And my boyfriend Torbz was home and he went, and I was like, Oh, you would have said the exact same fucking thing to me. If I went and I would have done, I would have been like, oh, get stuck. Like don't start the like interview, but like chat and you know, see, like, see if you get a good vibe or whatever. And you would have been like, oh, so like, I should talk to her, not just ignore. You would have.

I don't think I would have cause I wouldn't have been an asshole. I would have empathised someone in, in a heavy traffic scenario and I would have like, hey mate, when you get here is fine. We'll grab a coffee and you know, we'll shoot the breeze all good. That is such a lie. I'm pretty sure that's how I would have operated. What I thought I said was like, start without me. Like we might get into the nitty gritty of once I've been there, but like, feel

free to, you know, crack on and ask some questions. Yeah, but totally. Oh, yeah. Feel free to talk to her. Okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe, maybe it was a little bit obvious,

but I'd hate for you to say something obvious in the next 48 hours. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? Oh, don't lash out, mate. You just fucking simmer back down. Fuck, I am.

So then I parked down the road from- Should we flat Ryan tomorrow? You are very flat. I parked down the road from the cafe. I like parallel parking this little spot. And as I hop out of the car, I'm like, you know when you do the like half walk, skip jump across the road? I like parallel parking in this little spot. And as I hop out of the car and like, you know, when you do the like half walk, skip jump across the road, I was doing that. And the person we were meeting with jumps out of her car and she's like, Oh my God, Tony, hi. And you said no, no fan signatures and photographs, please.

And I was like, not allowed to talk to her until Ryan gets in. I didn't do that. Fuck you. Fuck you. No, no, no. And so I was like, oh my God, hi. We woke up to the cafe together and then there's like one empty seat there. And they go, oh, how many, how many people, like just a table for two? And I was like, oh yeah, just the two of us and another person. Okay, strange. Hi, you must be new to the English language.

We have this thing called three. Yeah, and I was like, no, yeah, just the two of us. Oh, and another person. Oh yeah, just the two of us and none of us. Oh, that's okay. Is that why every time they came over, they were kind of like, what's going on? Someone else coming.

They just didn't trust my negotiating. And then we, they show us this table and it's like two on the side of the booth and two on the other side of it. Like, so two chairs and two booth. So it's like a four seater table. And I go, huh, how are we gonna do this? And she was like, I don't know. And we both looked at the table and what we decided was the best situation was that I sat on the booth on the right.

And she sat at the chairs on the opposite corner. We would diagonal from each other. That was an interesting choice. And I was like, this feels good, doesn't it? And she went, yeah. And we like had a full on conversation about it. So I love it. I think she's the one because she's odd.

After hearing that, no wonder she hasn't heard back. And then... Fuck. Maybe I should have given more instructions about the conversation. And then I was like, Yeah, we'll just discuss. Ron should have been here. This wouldn't have happened if he was here.

You need me. You need me. You make fun of me, but you need me. I do. And then anyway. You can't say the number three. You can't sit at a table. You need me.

It was chaotic. And I, yeah, anyway. And then so Ryan gets there and he's like, you know what guys, I'm actually so fucking sorry. He ended up getting there at like, what? 25 past nine. It was embarrassing. And yeah. Ryan's like, I'm actually genuinely embarrassed.

I'm normally like a five minute guy. I was like, I'm not always on time, but I'm never 20 minutes late. Yeah, but this is like, anyway. And we were all good. We'd been chatting and like fighting. Oh wait, did you? Yeah.

I broke the rules and I chatted to it. And then Ryan goes, oh, what I was though, listening to this podcast in the car and we're like, oh yeah. And he goes, yeah, it's all about how to make a good first impression. It was a charisma coach on the diary of the CEO and it like auto played from something else I was listening to. And it gets into the on this episode. First impressions crucial how to do this and this and this.

And I was like, very aware that I was already 15 minutes late and still a while off. But it was, and I think that also bringing it up was like comedy from you. Cause you're like, Oh, don't worry though. Cause I've learned how to make a really good first impression. Come work for us though. Good professional. It was actually really fun and chill. Cause it was just like, it's Friday morning. It's at a though. Good professional. It was actually really fun and chill. Cause it was just like, it's Friday morning.

It's at a cafe. All good. But it was like, what the fuck's going on there? Probably. Yeah. So here's a, an interview is a two way street. They also need an interview to decide if that's a place they want to work. Absolutely.

Yeah. We actually haven't heard back from them. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I think to make you feel a little bit better though, I've got to you love to see it here. That, you know, when you fall over in public and you're alone. Do you have third party insurance? Or was it just an accident? I thought we 48 hours and I'm not allowed to talk about the I word. That was for you. Oh, I'm not allowed to. Don't tempt me.

I'll get into it. And I think we made that deal in the Patreon bit in the middle. No, but that's fine. We've still got this deal. I'm not allowed to talk about. You know, and then you know what? I'm taking the, I'm lashing out. Yeah, you are. I'm defensive. I feel very added. Maybe after this, I'll go get you some hash browns.

Can't make you any, but I could get you one. We could actually do menu log and just fuck. Yeah. Turn one on. Anyway, we'll talk about that in a minute. In fact, the chances of that not happening are fucking slim. Yeah, they're slim.

We were in a really good mood this morning. Yeah. So it's so crazy. Anyway, you know when you fall over in public and you're alone and you want someone to laugh with. Yeah, yep. But you can't because you're by yourself. So you then just look like fuckhead

because people are like, oh, are you okay? And you're like, I could laugh this off but I've got no one to laugh it off with. That kind of happened to me but at my computer the other day. So we use like Gmail at work, like our whole, like all of our emails are Gmail and they've just upgraded all of their stuff

and the Gemini AI thing is like part of Google and Gmail now. Oh yeah, and kind of does a review or a little like. Yeah, so like when you're writing an email, it's like, it gives you little things and you can like summarize the email, whatever. Anyway, because it's new, I was like, oh, there's a couple of glitches coming up for me here and there, because every time I write an email,

why does it ask me if I want to translate it to Polish? That's good because when I do it, it said, do you want to translate it to English? Okay, Gemini, I see. I see what you're doing. And then it just goes, ha ha. You know, like it's having a good time. I'm doing comedy at you.

Yeah, ha ha ha. And I was like, why does it keep asking to translate it to Polish? And then I realized it's a button at the bottom that says polish. Like, do you want us to make this email a bit better? It's a button at the bottom that says polish. Like, do you want us to make this email a bit better? Like polish it up a bit.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. But it just comes up polish, question mark. And I was like, no, like English is fine, poor for four, thank you. Somewhere in the world, a young person is gonna do a nail polish Etsy store

and it's gonna be written in Polish and they're not gonna understand why. And no one's gonna understand at all. We're like, you want Polish, right? And she goes, yep. So this button keeps coming up and I'm like, oh, a few glitches early on. Like, oh, good.

No, Vesuvod, not Poland, thank you. Yeah, it happens to the best of us. And then, but I'm like sitting at my computer and I like in silence, no one around me. And I'm like, oh, Polish. And there's no one around. No one around to like laugh with about it. I've actually got a new business idea. This is not my love to say it.

Yeah. It's an app where if you fall over, you ping me and I'll rock I've actually got a new business idea. This is not my love to say it. Yeah. It's an app where if you fall over, you ping me and I'll rock up ASAP. I'll just appear and go, ha ha ha mate. Yeah. And laugh with you.

It'll be good so when you've fallen over, I'll be there half an hour later. Sorry. You would, you would butt off about that. I think I'm gonna change my love to see it. I love to see early retirement. If there's one thing I do love, actually here's a test. Name five things that I love.

Okay. Um, young gravy, your daughter, Mabel. Um, show related. Oh, show related. Okay. Like segment related. Um, show related. Okay. Like segment related. Suzuki Jimny's. Making new segments that are you love to see it.

Normal or not. Yep. Yep. That are normal or not. Yes. Show related. Maybe I've seen- Graphics. Dad's naming boats.

Great area. Someone should bring that up. Fingering girls called Lauren on a plane. Fuck dude. Yeah. Um, you love... Coincidence chat? I have coincidence chat. Oh! What is it? Long walk through. That was me. I didn't set it up, right?

No, I was naming things that you love. I have an amazing, I love an amazing, an actual amazing coincidence. I love not the ones that aren't that amazing. But sometimes they are amazing. It's a bell curve. And you've decided you don't like them. But this one I love and the thing I hate about it is it's from the little woot and I'm like, fuck, that's good from you little woot.

Okay. He's my natural enemy. I think I've seen what you're talking about and it's very good. From the Friday episode? Yes. Yeah. Hold on to your fucking hats, everyone. This is huge.

The little wood. I was listening to Friday's episode and at some stage, Ryan made a noise or pulled a face or something. So I thought, oh, instead of listening on Spotify, I'll go and watch on YouTube because I just need to see what's happened. Yeah. So little wood says, I randomly select and click on a part through the video, trying to kind of guess where it was.

Oh yeah, I was about two thirds through and I clicked on the exact spot where it happened. That is good. I think that's... I'm about to say something. I think that's better I'm about to say something. I think that's better than hash browns. Okay, well, you can listen to those sounds as we eat a hash brown after this.

No, I'm still, I'm not dissing Hash Brown. I'm just saying that's how good it is. So true, yeah, yeah, yeah. The crunch of that is good as a crush from a hash brown. I'm sorry, I'm speaking Polish. Big day. That is such an incredible coincidence. Big day today. Yeah. Big day.

Big day. It's a big Monday. Big start to the week. Yeah. Tomorrow. Okay. So you know how we're doing the year of winning? Yeah.

Tomorrow we have a confession about the winning competition. Ooh. Like the challenge we set ourselves. We want to win a thousand things. And someone's messaging like, you have to get me anonymous, but like, I need to talk to you about the winning thing. About something that they've won or the concept of- Oh, I've said too much.

They are. Depending on how we want to count it, a winner. Great. Congratulations. Okay. That's tomorrow. Love you. Sorry about today. Love you. Love you.

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