Toni and Ryan - 5 Sneaky Ways to Skip Work

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

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Details at fizz.ca. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Tony, this is Ryan, and we never start an episode without the approval from a tarp up. Yeah, that's Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Tony. This is Ryan and we never start an episode without the approval from a tarpa. Yeah, that's Tony and Ryan podcast. And Joanne's in Sydney. Now, Joanne is a better person than us. Fair, easy. Well, easy. But Joanne, what do you do for a living? I just work at a Greyhound rescue.

Oh, sorry. I'm just a mess. So does that mean you're hanging out with dogs? Like is it as what we would imagine, like you're just hanging out with dogs and just, you know, getting all cuddles all day. Well, I did spend my lunch break yesterday watching greyhounds run around and play with toys instead of sitting in kennels. So that was pretty exciting. Oh, she is so much better than us. Oh, I see Ryan running around with toys sometimes.

It doesn't really have the same effect. I don't think. Yeah, it is nice though. It is nice. Thank you. Joanne, we approve of you and your day job. Do you approve of this podcast? I am so excited to finally approve an episode. Yay! Hey, it's Joanne from Sydney and I approve this podcast. Sorry in advance. Oh. Because I would like to welcome everyone to our health and fitness

podcast. Health and fitness. Because Tony and I, well Tony's a doctor but like we don't know anything and why is the world going crazy for protein? Protein. It doesn't matter if you have 58 litres of sugar, just have some protein, all good. But Tony, and you said this before we started recording, but I feel like you need to share it with everyone. What did I say? Now, here is some advice if you're trying to get your daily protein needs. Say what you said when the cameras were off.

What are the two things people need to do? Have a cigarette and suck your boyfriend off. Is what I said. Hit those protein goals. I think I said have a cigarette and suck your boyfriend off like they used to do in the old days. Protein mousse tastes like shit. I'd rather have a ciggy and suck my boyfriend off.

Oh, fiance. Wow. Now that he's your fiance, do you get more grams of protein per load? Like is it an upgrade? Oh, I'll have to do some looking to the macros. Does Fjordsadict taste different? Yeah. To boyfriend cock, you know?

Yeah, I think it does. Yes. And cause I used to close my eyes, but now I look like this. Oh, are you joking it and you go, oh my god. Yeah, and I'll go, wow, that looks good. You got a ring going back and forth. Yeah, and the engagement thing as well.

All right, so now we have, and thanks for watching our health and fitness podcast. Like and subscribe. Yeah, I'm the engagement thing as well. Right, so now we have, and thanks for watching our health and fitness podcast, like and subscribe. Yeah. Recently we heard about a prank where they cost the company $900,000 when they had the fake cocaine. Well, yeah, because he said- I've just realized after the words we've said in the last two minutes, this video is not gonna be monetized on YouTube. Oh. Take back everything we've said. So, reduction of that. There was a mystery white powder

that was left in a workplace because she knew that would get the workplace shut down so she could have a break. And she just wanted to have a cup of tea. So, we said- And we don't do pranks. We don't do pranks. But-

What is the best way you've gotten out of work but fun? But fun, yeah. But fun. Like let's not get crazy and shut down a coal mine for nine hours and cost $900,000. My, when I worked at Coles in the deli, it was like a Saturday and I was opening. And so I'd started at 5 a.m. to like set up the deli

before we opened at 6 or 7 or whatever it was. And like there was four cars in the car park and like a bunch of crims, a bunch of youths came through and smashed open all the cars. And like my car got broken in two. At 5am in the morning? 5am in the morning. You were showing us how to set up the hams?

While I'm doing the hams and they did this like, like announcement over thing. Oh, I'm just letting everybody know there's a Toyota Yaris whose backpack's been stolen. And it was my backpack and I had like my laptop in it from uni and stuff like that. Cause I was working on a show at the time. It was like, it was like actually so traumatic. And my dad ended up coming down.

He was like, cause that's what dads do. And he's just like, yep, blah, blah. And then I was like, do I have to go to the police station? He was like look probably not but tell him you do. Yeah. And then I got the day off. Yeah. With full pay? Oh no I don't think I got paid. And it turns out your dad stole the laptop. So he's up a laptop. I stole it myself to get out of the day. I was like, you know what? I'm over the fish market today. And I just said.

Dad, can you come down and punch in my Toyota Yaris? Yeah. Do you mind smashing your back window? That's great. Yeah, sounds good. Family bonding. Yeah. So it did suck though, obviously,

that my laptop got stolen and that I then didn't have a car for a while, blah, blah, blah. But I did get, you know, silver linings. Silver linings, silver linings. I feel like a lot of examples that have been sent through But I did get, you know, silver linings. Silver linings, silver linings. I feel like a lot of examples that have been sent through by Tarp is there's some silver linings and there's some great work.

Yeah, okay. And hey, if over the weekend you're starting to go, oh, can I be fucked going to work on Monday? Maybe this is a bit of a how-to. Yeah, you've already learned how to do something on this episode. If you don't want to set up the deli tomorrow morning, it's a Saturday morning and you'd

rather sleep in, I mean, it will cost you a laptop, but what you'll gain is just un-powerful. Oh, speaking of the Coles deli. I don't know what that word means. This lovely lady at the Coles deli in Altham said congratulations on the engagement. Oh, what was her name? And she was a lovely lady and I fucking forgot to ask her name, but I was with Mabel. Wouldn't she be wearing a bob-batch? Yep, but I was with M lady and I fucking forgot to ask her name, but I was with Mabel. Wouldn't she be wearing a bob-batch? Yep.

But I was with Mabel and I asked her. Shout out to anonymous deli slut. I'll go and find her and say hi again, but I was there with Mabel. Break into her car so she gets a day off. I will because I'm a nice guy. That's actually so sweet of you. And I ordered some ham. Obviously the champagne.

What's the champagne one? Yeah, champagne ham. Great. What's the champagne one? Yeah, you gotta eat one. Get a handful and then she goes, oh, just tell Tony congratulations. That's very shaved.

Oh, she had her pants on. But, and then I said, oh, Mabel, say hi to the, and Mabel like gave her a wave and stuff and it was real cute. That is so sweet. But I'll go back and find out. She shat. And I'll rob a car. So still again, monetization absolutely not for the day.

Yeah. Fuck, there has to be a YouTube show today, doesn't it? Yeah. Sorry everyone. Hi, the good folks at AdSense, at Google. Just, it's all good. Yeah. Oh, did you know YouTube own Google?

Did you know? No, they don't, Google own YouTube. Fuck! Stop swearing, Ryan. We're definitely not gonna get monetized now. What if we, maybe, okay, live brainstorm, should we put a really long and safe approver on the front so that then that's not the first little bit of the show you know what I mean yep I mean it does get to

the point where you oh is it just it's beyond repair are we at that point now let's just play it in for the rest of let's play it safe from okay alright party fight so you know that time will sign with Spotify and then we're not anymore let's play it so you know let's not piss off the good folks at YouTube, you know what I'm saying? Sarah. What? I don't want to say anything. I promise I won't say any swear words.

I'll just sit here. I'll just be shhh, silent. Shout out to the legends at my children's daycare, so Sarah. Shout out. Hi, Sarah. Anytime I need a day off work, I tell the daycare to call my work number.

Hi, it's so and so from the daycare, is Sarah there? Oh yeah, we'll just get her, Sarah. Hello? Oh my God. Oh what? How bad is the rash? An emergency? But I'm at work and I love being here.

I shouldn't leave, should I? And you just know that the coworker's going, Sarah, just go. Yeah. Just go. Do you mind if I just... Sarah, oh my god. Do you mind if I...

Is she okay? Is she okay? Oh my god. Oh my god. No, no, no. I've got a really important project and I don't want to let the team down. Sarah.

Are you sure? Are you sure? Oh my god, absolutely. Are you sure? Oh my god absolutely. I know it's the eighth time this has happened this week but it's so funny. But shout out to the people at that daycare. They're getting a good Christmas present. Yeah. Oh you know they're getting a good Christmas present. Like you know it comes around to Christmas and you go well obviously get the people at the daycare something nice. Shortbreads, wine. Yeah. I was going to say, like a big... Bring back gifting a ham at Christmas.

You know what happened when I was given the ham from all... Yeah, but that's because you ate it in fucking March. In effing March. It was about this time of year when I started getting sick, but I was cutting around the green bits. No, I don't think that's what makes a difference. But you put it in the vinegar in the pillowcase and apparently lasts forever, they said. No, that's, I don't think that's what makes a difference. But you put it in the vinegar in the pillowcase and apparently lasts forever. No, that's, I don't think that is, but I would love to receive a ham at Christmas.

Would you like to receive a ham in the start of April? I'll give you a ham job. Tony, what did we say about the thing? Sorry, um, I'll cut your ham. That- Champagne. Champagne. Exactly, thank you Charles.

High protein. High protein. Dave Cox. Oh Cox oh fucking hell Dave. Oh Brian. Dave penis sorry penises because it's not one cock it's two it's not Dave cock it's Dave Cox-X for those playing along at home. Dave Penises. I hate night shifts. So when my wife called one night and said, I'm going into labour, I'm going into hospital, the baby is coming, I thought, great, I can leave this shift early. I mean, you're going into like a pretty serious situation. I raced to the hospital.

My wife was in extreme pain. She was extremely stressed. And I walked into the room with my hand up and said, high five for getting me out of night shift. You know what? I think I'd be happy for them to. Neither my wife or the medical staff were impressed. All the medical staff were like,

wish I wasn't working at night. Yeah, wish my wife would get pregnant. Like they're all on night shift. Way to rub it in. High fiving these people on night shift about not working on night shift. He hasn't considered his audience there. Yeah, and also when you have a kid-

She's on night shift as well. Yeah, true. When you have a kid, isn't that night shift like in perpetuity? Like forever? Yeah, getting used to it bud. You know? Yep. Yep. Christian. Hi Christian. I told work I hurt my back and needed the rest of the day off. Oh well that sounds quite serious. Turns out there's a policy that requires a return to work authorization to be signed by a doctor when you get injured, work related or not.

So they're like, oh my God, back injury, we can't have you back on site until you've been cleared. And he's like, oh no. Couldn't get an appointment for three days and then didn't want to be embarrassed to the doctor and just rock up and be like, oh no, I just made it up. So I kind of, he goes, I milked it a bit. Yeah. Ended up with the rest of that week and the entire next week off. Trying to leave, but also, you need the holiday sometimes. Take a break, man.

He's like, what could I, could I get like a last minute flight to, like, how late, how last minute could I book something? Oh, there's this back expert in mickenhoff. Yeah. There's this. I'll be on my back in me. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I mean, sometimes you just need a bit of a break, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. During COVID times,

there was like this massive glitch. I had to go get tested because I had a sore throat, but I couldn't do my job at the radio station from home. Um, and so I got a test and it was like, they were getting results back within 24 hours, there was this huge glitch and no one in Victoria got their results back for like nine days. Well, I don't know if I'm positive or not, so I'm going to stay home. Just saving. Better keep a real safe distance. Yeah.

So, you know, that was, that was pretty good. I love that. Yeah. I love that. Vivian. I've, if., that was, that was pretty good. I love that. Yeah. I love that. Vivian. I've, if- Tony's favorite name.

Keep it together, keep it together, keep it together. Cause we've got it. Yeah. Clean it up. I got out of work by saying our balcony fell off and I had to help dad clean up the mess. But then you're leaving work to do more work. I'd rather stay at work. That balcony is attached, isn't it?

Vivian says the balcony really did fall off, but there's no way I'm helping my dad clean that shit up. See, that's the thing, right? You tell work that you've got to go home and help with the balcony. You say, dad, I'm so sorry I can't help because- I got to go to work. Because I'm at work. Because I'm at work. And then I was about to say, you go to the balcony. You say, dad, I'm so sorry, I can't help because- I gotta go to work. Because I'm at work.

And then I was about to say, you go to the cinema. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, it's Joanne from Sydney and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. This episode is brought to you by Majuri and Majuri has the nicest fine jewelry. It's perfect for stacking and wearing every day.

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You little potty mouth over there. Potty mouth? Yeah. That is such a disgusting term, isn't it? Imagine if my mouth was a toilet. Would you shit in my mouth? Luisana Rodriguez. Good on you Luisana.

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So if you wanna see your name up there, you could twaddle on over and fucking get amongst it. Sorry. Just cause I said potty before it's reminded me of something. I know we don't do, you'd love to see it right now, but can I just share a little quick one? Yeah. So we're doing like potty training at the moment.

Yeah, and she's killing it. She's killing it. And then after she uses the potty, we give her a high five. No. You know, encourage like, it's a good thing. Absolutely. Good job, girlfriend, high five.

Also like, not being embarrassed about going to the toilet. Yeah. Like poo positive, wee positive, all good. Yeah. So at daycare the other day, Mabel said, potty, and then like took the person over and like went by herself and then

because the daycare doesn't know that we do high fives she went high five and high fived herself. Well that's the cutest thing I've ever heard in my whole entire adult and childhood life. Yeah. Literally 31 years cannot be topped by that. Yeah. That is adorable. And when Bridget goes, I've just got a message from the daycare. And I go, is everything okay? Well, you go, Tony, I've got to go home. The daycare's calling.

The daycare, I've got to get out of here. I've got the daycare on the line. It's an emergency. Oh my God. And she goes, the daycare's messaged. And what else? She went to the potty and she high-fived herself. It's so adorable.

But she's fine, right? Yeah, but is she okay? And then you're like, false alarm everyone. She's fine, I've got to stay at work. Yeah. Yeah. If you've been listening to the show for years, you'll know that I've been banging on

about my love for the Suzuki Jimny. Yep. And today I'm wearing a t-shirt that my best friend Tony Lodge got me for Christmas a few years ago, which is of Suzuki Jimny. Yeah. And today I'm wearing a t-shirt that my best friend Tony Lodge got me for Christmas a few years ago, which is of the Jimny. And it's one of those, if you're not watching on YouTube, it's one of those like vintage shirts that have like

the shit kind of graphics. It's very fun. And then a few weeks ago, after banging on about the dream of driving a Jimny, you might've seen this online. Let's have a listen and a watch. He's Ryan, Jimny John. Driving off road Jimny's working through the dirt.

Watch out for those cannons, you might get hurt. Right, open him. Oh, that's you. I'm famous. for those cannons you might get right open them oh that's you i'm famous she's a small car that can carry plenty of gear don't believe me check out that big ring me again Tony Lodge that ass

my big reader holy shit. Now if you're only listening to today's episode and not watching, when we talk about the big rear, you see Tony squatting down looking fine. I do a bit of a twerk against the wall. It's a real treat. It was more of a treat for the tradies that were working on the driveway next door who watched me squat about 18 times while Charles was trying to get the timing right on filming it. And then RIP my thighs for the next two days from doing like 90 squats. In the so... In the video though, it's a dream.

It's a dream. A mere dream. It's a mere dream. And let me take you behind the curtain of showbiz. Are we talking about acting? No. We're not talking about acting. No, no, different kind of showbiz.

So acting is quite different because I don't know if you know this but acting, it's actually just pretending. Let me take you behind the curtain of podcast showbiz. Oh, do I know this? Am I about to learn something? Sort of, but there's a bit you don't know about which I think you're going to freaking freak out about. Okay. So I've never actually, despite talking about Jimmy's, I've never driven one.

Yes. And maybe, maybe Suzuki might like sponsor the podcast or we might like have a brand thing. Yeah. And it was like, oh, I've been like talking about loving Jimny's Fraud, but I've never actually driven one. Yeah. It would be weird for me to be like,

I just love driving them so much if I've never actually driven one. Totally. So they go, all right, we've got a spare one on the lot. Yes. Do you want to drive it for February? So then when we maybe do a sponsorship, at least you can actually talk about it

because you've actually driven it and lived the dream. But also those two things, yes, but also you've become one with the Jimny. I have become one with Jimny. You're part of the community. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you get it. And I have been loving it.

Yep. And nothing's been finalized with the guys at Suzuki and whatever. So they said, yep, bring her back at the end of FET. Yep. It's March. Today's episode is Friday, March 14th. And what's that? And I saw the gym downstairs. Yeah. Okay. So now here's. And your other car is still taking up room in our garage. All right, didn't think we were gonna get into that, but it is, just that we're gonna need... Ryan's rolling two cars at the moment.

We don't have a lot of car parks and I have two of them. You're normally double parked with your drinks, but now you're quite literally double parked downstairs. Double parked, yeah. Well, I didn't wanna be double parked at home. Bridge goes, I'll just leave the other car at work. Yeah, well. And there's been a bit of conversation about that

around the offices, isn't there? It's okay. Yeah. But here's where I'm at. Do I... I thought they would email me like late Feb and go, hey mate, I hope you've enjoyed it. Yeah. Do you want to bring it in, drop the keys off?

Yeah. They just kind of like haven't mentioned anything. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So do I just also like just kind of not mention anything and just, you know. You know. Okay. Cause it was a pretty like, come in.

How long are you insured for with it? Well, it's the car's insured. That's not my car. Okay. And when I picked it up, it wasn't like, I was expecting like- Paperwork and stuff. Hey mate, all the best, here's the keys.

Yeah, see you at the end of fam. And I go, yep, give me a call. And they go, cool. Okay. So do I just keep it and shut up? Hang on. As a follower of the rules, me, I think that you should probably,

like this is, my mind automatically goes to like do the right thing, whatever. But I don't think say anything. Really? Yeah, I think don't say anything. Yeah. Including on the pod probably because they might listen but fuck it! What are they going to do? Commentate the car? Great! It's theirs. It's yours like you can have it. You can have your car back. Like yeah so if they came here and they were like we need the car you're not gonna like punch

someone in the face you'll go hey you know what got it for an extra couple of weeks and really love it. So thank you. I love 98% of what you've just said. Okay. But you don't know I'm not punching people. So true. No one wakes up in the morning and goes, that's what I'll do today. Well, some people might. Yeah, they probably do. Yeah. Let me tell you about driving the gym though, because you know how we've heard all the chats about how it's like, not a cult, but it's

a real tight group. It's a community. So I've joined the gymny Facebook groups and now when I'll go onto Facebook, it's all I see. No, but see, this is the thing you need to really buy into shit. So when people, when you park next to another one, it's like the rules that you have to take a photo and put in this group because they're like, oh, two gymmies. That's so fun.

And you know how someone called ages ago or messaged in ages ago and said, oh, when a Jimny drives past another Jimny, there's like the wave. Cause you remember when I got my card, they said about the outie howdy. So the outie howdy. So I saw a Jimny and this guy went and waved at me.

And I sort of just was new to the Jim and didn't realize. And was sort of like, have I got my headlights on? I've panicked. And then it wasn't until the... Oh no. But now I'm very aware. Cause you only make that mistake once. You know what I'm saying? So I've started doing the... Is there like a, a gymney like, you know, they're going to come get you, a gymney mafia. Well that's why I just want to put on the record that I'm sorry. Just so you didn't know. You were new.

But here's, I've got some beef. I mean, this needs to be said. I don't think that you can talk about beef when the lovely people at Suzuki have lent you a car for longer than you. So I've been doing the way with other Jimny's. Yep. And then the other day I was coming from Northland back to the office.

Yeah, shout out. Shout out. And- So much parking at Northland. I love it so much more than other shopping centers. I drove straight in, found a park. Oh, of course you did. Yeah.

I bet you they fucking welcomed you in with a velvet robe. They didn't, they said welcome. Welcome, sorry, my first time. As I'm driving out of Northland to come back. Yeah this guy in a Suzuki Swift goes No, I absolutely don't think so I actually don't think so. Yeah, it's not actually stopped Suzuki. I was like, it's a Jimny thing

mates Are you? Suzuki thing. I was like. It's a Jimny thing. Mate. Oh. Are you joking? Are you joking me right now? Shit. You know what I mean? Did you post in the group? You go, oh, some absolute cockhead.

Some amateur. Some Swift driver. It just gave me. Do you reckon that everybody with a Suzuki Swift. Oh no, the brain cannot compute multiple Swift's exist in this universe. That's what I was about to say. Like do you reckon every single person

with a Suzuki Swift calls their car Taylor? Yes. I'm not a car naming person, but surely they would. I mean, I would. You would, yeah, getting in the Taylor. But are they- Hardly know it. Are they?

But I mean, I wouldn't buy a Suzuki Swift. It gave me- You know- There's not enough room for all my shopping. In Mean Girls, when they said, when there's the person that doesn't even go to the school. Yeah, she doesn't even go here. I was like, no way.

Oh, okay. Let's give this person a bit of a doubt. What if they just dropped off their Jimny at the Suzuki dealership and the rental courtesy car was a Swift for the day and they they're just so used to like, given the fucking, the Jimny, hipty dip, that's what I'm calling it, the Jimny howdy. And they went, yeah, I always do that.

And they're probably laying awake at night being like, I can't believe I did that in a Swift. You know, let's give them the benefit of the doubt. Because I've driven Torb's car before and being like, I'm in my nice car and I'm not. And you forget that you're in like a regular person's car. I'm in the Foss and that's okay. Yeah.

That's not my car, is it? No. Yeah. So maybe like people forget. Yeah, okay. You know? Was that your car at the front? When I drove in this morning,

that was like the Rolls Royce. Was that your car? Ha ha when I drove in this morning? There was like the Rolls Royce No, I don't have a Rolls Royce today no No, I don't have a Rolls Royce though They are fancy aren't they they've got that glittery I would never I would there's no way they're like, Yeah, but you also said you would never buy a knee bike. And I did. And you said you would never buy a stand up paddle board. And I did.

I don't think I ever said I wouldn't actually. I never say never. There was one time in your life that you said I would never buy a SodaStream. I probably have said that actually, yeah. Maybe I said I couldn't because I hoped one day I could, but I didn't think that... If you want that Rolls Royce, I'd stop swearing in this episode. If you want a Rolls Royce, put down the SodaStream. I would have those on the same pedestal, like a Rolls Royce and a SodaStream.

Some people say that the SodaStream is the Rolls Royce of the kitchen. Is the Rolls Royce of a DIY carbonated beverages. Just like people are saying that the Glucagel is the Cadillac of the jelly bean, the SodaStream is the Rolls Royce of the kitchen. Also please no one comment on how many fucking jelly beans there are. We're not talking about it. We're not talking about it.

I reckon don't say anything about the gym and you can keep driving us Do they give you like a fuel card like you roll in that bad boy for free? No, I'm filling her up That's a great question actually same day they're getting it back The fuel the fucking engine light comes on you go Here's Siri direct fucking engine light comes on you go meow. All right here's. Siri direct me to Suzuki dealership. All right here's a deal. Yeah. Every YouTube like I agree let's like. Yep bury it. But every week on the YouTube show at the start of every episode if I've still got it I'll just nod. Um. I won't say anything but I'll just go oh welcome to the show. And for our friends on YouTube

because we're going to do that every Friday, people might not know that there's actually Monday to Thursday audio only episodes. Yep. Where you won't see the nod, but you can listen to hijinks such as this. Yeah, I'm gonna love to see it, because I know you love a great marketing campaign.

I do. Check out this video that I've just texted you. Oh yeah, okay. I've just texted you. Oh yeah, okay. Everyone's gone crazy for this because of my practice and practice. Oh. Oh.

Fucking ruthless. I'd be so mad and then I'd see the video and I'd go, you know what, fair play. Game respects game. Yeah. 20 respects game. Yeah. 20 million views. What? Go get them donuts.

That is crazy. Great marketing, I love to see it. I love to see that as well. I, similar kind of area, but also quite very different. I've just sent you my love to see it because someone, Veronica Hughes sent this on Patreon and I fucking had to share it, this is so funny. I've just sent it to you.

At Sweden, they have a sourdough hotel where people can put their starters to be fed and cared for while they're on vacation. And I fucking love to see that. How often does it need to be fed? So if it's on the bench every day. Really? Yeah.

If it's in the fridge, you can normally stretch it out to like five or seven days. But it needs quite a lot of care. Mine is not in great shape right now. I'm trying to rehabilitate it. Does it need to go to the Salado hospital? Yeah. It needs the- Just next to the Salado hospital? Yeah. Just next to the hotel.

It needs the fucking, it really needs some palliative care. What a great idea. Like it's not in a good way. Just so it can be comfortable in its last moments. Yeah, she might be there. Come around, Bridge will give you another star. Yeah, I might need some more.

That's such a good idea. Isn't that such a great idea? So you go the day before your flight, you go, all right, I've got to go pick up some dry cleaning, drop off the dog at the dog kennel and drop off the sourdough at the fucking, I just love it. I thought that was such a great idea.

Also, have you read some of the comments? I mean, the caption is very funny. If the hotel burns down, it's toast. Is it staying at the bread and breakfast? Airbnb, air bread and bread. But I love to say that. I thought that was so funny. So thanks Veronica for sending that story

because we're moving to Sweden. Oh, I don't know what to do with the bread. Oh, at Yeast they have an option. Well, if you were going on holidays for Yeast, that'd be good. We are, we'll be away for a week. It's actually six episodes we won't be here for, so love that.

Just letting you guys know, we're off to the sourdough hotel. It's pretty expensive. You have to drop off a fair bit of dough. All right, chat to you Monday. I love you. The dough tell. When you drop it off, it's a bit sad and you get a bit sour. You are a sourpuss.

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