Toni and Ryan - A Boys Look

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

We share some more 'YA WON'T BELIEVE IT' revelations and I chat about a generalisation that I HATE but proved itself correct today 😂 Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Plus you can find the links to order Toni's book here!Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the podcast. My name is Ryan. I'm joined by Tony. Cam is our producer here. We're about to call Scotland. I've actually, weed's just come out of me. I'm not even kidding. I just weed. I'm so, I'm all tangled. We're about to call Scotland for an approval. And I said, is Scotland part of the UK for like, um, area code purposes? No, so you said,'s called part of the UK. I don't keep up with the politics of Brexit.

Says Cam. Producer Cam. Oh, the phone. Oh, okay. Oh, you're talking about area codes. Oh, great. We're calling Aberdeen. We're calling Jess.

Did I say welcome to the podcast? I don't know. Oh. Did I say welcome to the podcast? I don't know. Oh. Hello? Hey, is that Jess?

Yeah. Hey, it's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? Hi. Hey, is it the middle of the night where you are? Yeah, it's 10 past 2. Oh, my gosh. Well, we'll keep it quick because obviously you want to go back to sleep. Yeah, it's 10 past 2 in the morning. Oh, my gosh. Well, we'll keep it quick because obviously you want to go back to sleep,

but Jess, do you mind approving the podcast? Oh, yeah, 100%. Hi, it's Jess from Scotland and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today, Tony is about to gaslight an entire gender. Oh, no, no. Men's rights. Others' matters. No, I don't, I don't. Oh, my say. No, I don't.

Oh, my God. No, I put my hand up. I've done something pretty fucking dumb. The funny thing about you saying Tony is about to gaslight everybody and then me going, no, I am not. I mean, that is. That is gaslighting. Yeah.

The irony of that does not escape me. Please understand. To be fair, we hate like gender stereotypes or stereotypes in general, but Tony has brought something to my attention that I've gone, yeah, nah, probably fair enough though, eh? And I went, I hate myself for saying this. Nah, but you're right. But.

But you're right. And everyone went, that's probably the only time it's ever been accurate. I'll cop that. I will cop that. That's coming up and we'll see if you agree. Yeah. I'd love to. I reckon people will have some tales about that, I reckon.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We'll get to that in a sec. Sorry to my fellow man for setting a bad example for all of us. Fellow people. I feel like it's something that anyone could have done and it just fits so perfectly.

Well, that's what a gaslighter would say. Oh. No, I don't want that energy today. I feel like it's something that anyone could have done and it just fits so perfectly. Well, that's what a gaslighter would say. Oh. No, I don't want that energy today. So it was a few weeks ago now and we were talking about what blew your mind. And what was the original thing that blew your mind? No, so I talked about how the conveyor belt at a supermarket is based on a sensor.

Yeah, that did blow my mind. And both you and producer Cam couldn't believe it. Mine's blown. The thing that blew my mind was that when I was watching the movie The Prestige, that Hugh Jackman... LAUGHTER That I couldn't believe they found someone that looked just like Hugh Jackman to play his, like, double.

But it was just Hugh Jackman playing both characters. A bit like Lisa Kudrow playing Phoebe in Friends and her twin sister. Which is, you know, pretty standard stuff in Hollywood. Well, I've never been to Hollywood. So that's why I didn't know. I've got a new twist. This is now a game. And it's called, Is mind-blowing or is this

person an idiot whoa that's mean because i'm dumb but it's not implying they're any it's just asking the question so don't don't do you think ryan don't do you ryan don't do you because i know you're gonna fucking say no no no i don't. Do you? Ryan, don't. Do you? Because I know what you're going to fucking say. No, no, no, no. I won't mention what happened at your house yesterday. Don't. Don't. I won't mention that Tony learnt what fractions were yesterday at age 29.

I'm actually not going to bring that up. I actually wasn't planning on bringing that up. I didn't. There's a video on Patreon. You can see in real time a 29 year old girl learn fractions. No, okay. So the line in between. Can I fucking defend myself please? If you haven't seen the video

basically what it was is I was trying Do you want to explain? I don't think so. Are you going to help yourself or incriminate yourself further? Basically what it boils down to is that I did not learn what fractions are yesterday. I just learned the function of the line between a fraction,

which is basically the same. But watch the video. Join our Patreon. It's for all tiers. Join our Patreon. You can watch that video. It's, yeah. Okay.

Sorry, everyone, for letting everyone down. For an example, do you think it's mind-blowing that they use a censor at the supermarket or do you think Cam and I are idiots for not realising? Idiots for not realising. See, now you understand the game. So, no. See, the thing that determines which one you are is whether you know the thing or not. Well, let's see how we go here.

Brittany. Hi, Brittany. She's a tarper. My boyfriend thought when a pizza said three cheese pizza, that that was just like the level of cheesiness and not the number of different types of cheeses on the pizza. Fuck it. Yeah.

Fuck it. A three cheese pizza must be pretty cheesy. It's level three. I mean, it is pretty cheesy. He's not wrong. He's maybe got like a gruyere, a cheddar and a mozzarella or something. So it is technically cheesier, I guess. But it's not a level of cheesiness.

Yeah. Has he ever bought a bag of that four cheese blend? Oh, he'd explode. Yeah, my God. The cheesiness is out of control. So we're saying idiot? Fuckhead, I think. Yeah, okay.

Should we change it to mind-blowing or fuckhead? Oh, fuckhead rolls off the tongue for me. It really does for you. Yeah. Phil. Phil. Phil. Banoffee is banana and toffee.

This did blow my mind when I learned it. So can you retrospectively admit that it blew your mind when you learned it? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Because this fucking threw me. When people were talking about banoffee pie, I had no idea. And then I made one. Have you ever had banoffee pie?

And so you're whipping this banana up, you're making this toffee, and you go, hang on a minute. I'm like, it's the original Brangelina. It's the original couple name. It's the sexy combo. Yeah. Right. Except I thought it was banana and coffee.

I also went through a phase when I thought this. So when I lived in Canberra, this place in Watson, there's a cafe called The Knox. Is that fancy, that Watson? It's like an older suburb that's close to town. So it's, I wouldn't say fancy, but I reckon there's some old money hidden away down some of those, you know, streets down the back. I was in one of the shitty new units.

I was going to say, yeah, you weren't in the nice part. No, no, no. But they like for a coffee and a banoffee, like a little sneak. A coffee and a banoffee? So it's banana coffee and toffee? Yeah. So I was doing, yeah, you're off your head. So I was doing breakfast radio.

I'm sorry, Tony's. Yep.. So I was doing breakfast radio. I'm sorry, Tony's. Yep, yep, yep. Okay. Okay. And then after they did the dishes in the trophy. And they said, do you want some more? And you said, no, that's an offie. I don't have another one.

Because I was doing breakfast radio, you get a bit tired in the afternoon. So driving home from work and going, I'll get a coffee and a Monofi. A coffee and a Monofi. Please tell me that's what they called the combo. If they didn't, they're idiots. Do you know what is one of the great fucking restaurant puns? Mugacino. Don't encourage them.

It makes me laugh every time. Isn't that such like a mum and dad thing to order? No, it's how do you know you're 30 kilometres from the centre of town? Yeah, that's real regional tone energy. Do you want a cup or a mug, love? Yeah. Yeah, a dollar extra for the mug of china. Is it all right?

Yeah, but it's worth it every time. You get all that foam. Anyway, continue. You're on your way to get your... Foam is filler. Foam. Don't charge me an extra dollar for a mug and not put more stuff in it. No, I'll just foam it up a little and charge him an extra buck.

The thing about foam, in my humble opinion, is that the foam is like an experience. The foam isn't going to fill you up, but you'll enjoy that it's a bit different from the coffee you'd make at home. Well, I am sipping on a cappuccino right now from the cafe and it does have a little foam on top and you go, ooh. Yeah. I know. You're right. That is an experience and I'm experiencing it right now.

You pay for the experience you get from the foam. Maybe it's not that functional, but it is like a little bit different. It's a trait. Yeah. It's a real trait. Phil said, it wasn't until I saw one of those pies up close that it just occurred to me. I've been just living. Oh, the banoffee.

Sorry, back to the thing. So he goes, I just heard it in Love Actually, the movie. Do they eat banoffee pie? They must. And he goes, oh, it's just a pie. That's just what it's called. And then he saw one and went, oh, nah, see what you've done there. Oh, they are good.

I haven't made one before. It was real naughty. Very good. Making one is next level. Yeah, it was a while ago. They are a fucking treat though. Yeah, it is a treat. Taylor.

Hi, Taylor. Little wingettes and little drumettes aren't from little chickens. They're from a single wing, but the wing has been cut up. This blew my mind because I was like, how come some chickens have the knobbly wing and some chickens have the pointy wing? But it's the same wing. The thing about a chicken wing is that it is such good value

because you get the two wings for the price of wang. For the price of wang? A chicken wang. But you get two. So if you've got a chicken, I think it's a really nice use of the bird because you get four bits out of it. You know what made me a bit sad? When you think about a chicken breast and you think,

oh, if you have two chicken breasts for your dick, that's a whole chicken's worth of breasts. Well, not a whole chicken because you didn't get the wing out and the drum out and the finger out. But worth of breasts. Like, no, a whole chicken because you didn't get the wing out and the drum out and the finger out. But worth of breasts. Oh, yeah. Like two per chook. So we always do, have you been around for, no, I don't, we always do like a roast chicken.

Always. Or like every week it's like a big roast chicken. See, if we do a roast, we do pork. Right, okay. We're a pork family. So are you saying that every time you guys do a roast, it's a chook? No, but every week there'll be a roast chicken at some stage. At some point, yeah. Because. They are you saying that every time you guys do a roast, it's a chook? No, but every week there'll be a roast chicken at some stage. At some point, yeah.

They are good. And my job is the like, yeah, there's like the nice bits for the roast, but then I'll like get the end bits for the dog. Then there's some wings for me for lunch tomorrow. And like we won't waste a scarica. Oh, yeah, you have to eat that. And then I'll like, you know, get into the bones and rip all the little bits off. So then I'm like, oh, that's a sandwich.

I also love the stuffing. Like when a chook, especially if you get like a roast chook from the shops and it's got that real nummy stuffing. Get right into that. And I know the chicken shops around my hood have been a contentious area. Yeah. The one on Bolton Street. Henry had a chicken.

No, that's in Sydney. Oh, for fuck's sake. Bolton Street have like a rice stuffing. I'm not really into that. So at Coles, again, I'm not going to fancy Henrietta's chickens. At the Coles, if you get a normal chicken, it's got like the rice-based stuffing. Yeah. But if you get a Lilydale chicken, which is like $2 extra, that's a rice-based stuffing

and I don't like that as much. Okay. It's more of like a health stuffing. You want the garlic and nutty mush. It's more of abased stuffing and I don't like that as much. Okay. It's more of like a health stuffing. You want the garlic and nutty mush. It's more of a health stuffing. Yes. Yeah. Anyway.

Emma. Hi, Emma. One day it dawned on me that retainers are called retainers because they retain the position of your teeth. Wearing them now. had no idea like a retaining wall in a house oh my god what's the wall doing it's retaining the structure of the landscape it's retaining thank you very much won't be taking further questions. Never thought about it. Why would it be called a retainer? Of course.

Mind blown. Literally never thought about it. One more here. From Caitlin Nichols. I don't think I can take any more. Words Tony's never said. I'll retain that. Caitlin Nichols.

Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh is name that because that's the sound donkeys make. Oh, no. Eeyore. Eeyore. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you were about to say because Eeyore backwards is fucking. Christopher Robbins dog.

Yeah. What? Yeah, I don't know what that yeah no no no Christopher Robbins dog is Winnie the Pooh but he's a bear I don't think he has a dog

hang on what animal do you think Winnie the Pooh is well no he's a bear obviously Do you think Winnie the Pooh is? What? Well, no, he's a bear, obviously. Tony! I just never thought about it. I just never thought about it.

He's like a guy who's hanging out with no pants. No, I thought it was a dog. Not a person. No. I thought that we... I don't think I knew. Did I not? Oh, no, because they call him Pooh Bear. But I call Pippa Mouse and she's a dog.

Yeah, but that's because you're a fuckhead. So Christopher Robin has just got a fucking petting zoo with him all the time. I don't think he owns them. He just lives nearby. Oh, my God. I thought they were all pets. No, pets. So the legend of Winnie the Pooh is that he's stuffed animals

and he brings it, like, they come to life. No, you're thinking of Toy Story. That's Toy Story. You're actually thinking of Toy Story. You're actually thinking of Johnson and Friends. What a show that was. Have you ever gone back and watched Johnson and Friends? It is fucking cool.

Really? Yeah. I've had a couple of late nights and someone said, should we put on Johnson and Friends? And let me tell you, that's bad advice. Don't take that as advice. Was everyone sober at the time? No.

It was pretty late at night. Hi, it's Jess from Scotland and you're listening to Tony Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champions from the Patreon. Thank you. Who will be enjoying that video of me learning about a certain thing in our Patreon at the moment. Kendra Lancaster, thank you so much. Sam Andronikos, we fucking love you. Thanks, Sam. Carlo Rivera, Ella Bootner, Tom Terrific

and Rowdy Hilmar. You absolutely love to see it. Thanks for being here, guys. We fucking love it. Yes, Tony? Have you got something to say? I think maybe you should have something to say. And it's fucking sorry. Again, as I said at the start of the episode,

I'm not here to deny, defend, and I am sorry. So we share our studio here at work with a few other people. So we like, oh, can we say we sublet? Is that illegal or is that all good? Because it's a commercial property. You know how you're not allowed to sublet if you rent a home? Rent a place? Oh, don't say that around Cam.

No, I don't think we're subletting. We're just chipping in with the rent. Actually, that's the definition of subletting. Yeah. I think that if it's a commercial property. No, we're not subletting. No, we're on the lease. Yeah. Oh, no, we're subletting. We're just chipping them into rent. Actually, that's the definition of subletting. I think that if it's a commercial property. No, we're not subletting. No, we're on the lease. No, we're not.

Nah. Oh. Nah. Nah. Scratch all that. So we use a podcast studio for free, and I just happen to owe. No, you can't say. Yeah.

And I just happen to owe the guys that are on the lease some money for another thing. What was the other thing? Shut the fuck up. Stop asking questions. Now it's not subletting. It's drugs and fucking, I don't know, black market weapons or something. Oh, yeah, I just owe that guy heaps of money. Yeah, but the landlord's not going to take us to VCAT about drugs.

He can about subletting. Yeah. That's real police, though. Yeah. It might not be VCAT bcat but anyway you know what that's by the by it's actually doesn't matter well it does to some and it will um but so we we we work out of this place there's a lot of other people that come in and use the studio it's exactly like us for free but oh the guy money for something else yeah

and so every day when we come into the studio it's like being set up for another show yeah so there's probably other shows that you've seen that like look totally different but happen in the same room and they're all they're mainly footy podcasts because tony's just a real lad yeah because i'll all i'll hang out with the lads and like go and having a kick of the piggy and whatever yeah anyway so big skin what did i say kicking a piggy which sounded not kicking the piggy that's what we say that so if you don't know that's actually not for other people like me who don't know that it sounds real bad well that's not my fault if you want to be educated then that's up to you

i thought you were doing your mba anyway so so when we come in, our studio looks nothing like what it looks like when we actually use it. And so every single – we've got like a bit of a system. Like we bring in our staff. We have to move all the cameras and the lights and stuff. Then we replug everything in and, you know, we're good to go. It's a bit of a process, but we just – that's's how it works that's how it is when you're borrowing a space yeah when you're borrowing a space from a friend for free but paying them for money that we owe them from a previous time that's just that it is how it is yeah anyway so this morning i was

at my desk oh not my desk one of the desks and a random desk with tony's stuff on it yeah i was at a hot desk with a t Tony and Ryan sign on it. That potentially may have or may have not been my desk. And I was like typing something up for before we got started today. And I hear like a bit of hubbub in the studio. Would you dare say it was a commotion? It wasn't a commotion. It was a little bit of a hubbub.

It wasn't crazy. Okay. But it was a bit like, oh, fuck. Like, what? Yep. And so I kind of trotted in with my computer and I was like, oh, what's going on? And you guys go, the two of you, producer Cam and you, Ryan.

Yep. You're both standing there looking at the power board. Yep. And from the camera are these two, like, cables going into the middle of the room. Like, but basically, like, they were in the air. Yeah. And they were just plugged into the power board. Like, only just.

And the power board was, like, hovering in the air because the both things were like so tensioned to like yep because that was too far away and i walk in and i go what's the problem and you guys said both of you both of you said i think i can't actually fucking say it Do you want to run through some options, what it could have been, then I'll say the line? So I'd actually, there's no words, honestly, for this, because you both had come to the conclusion and then shared with me, a third person, that the cables had obviously gotten shorter because they didn't reach.

So are you saying that some other people may have gone, maybe you usually plug it in at the thing next to it? Yep. Maybe you usually use that long extension cord. No. Someone has come and taken the cable and just shortened it. Snipped a little bit off. Fused it back together.

Soldered it back together. And we both went, yeah, that's obviously what's happened. I could not believe my ears that both of you said, the cable's obviously, like genuinely you weren't even taking the peers. Both of you said, the cable's, they've obviously gotten shorter. the cables have obviously gotten shorter. Like you were so perplexed at the idea that that was the only option. Maybe the cameras are a bit further away than last time, Ryan.

There's like so many practical options for what could have happened. And I said, no, it's because we normally plug that into this PowerPoint. See that PowerPoint right next to the camera? And then you see the other thing with the massive fucking cable? I normally plug that into the one that's further away, the one that you're currently trying to plug the cameras into. And you went, oh, no. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Again, I'm not here to defend myself.

Well, I was actually about to offer you if you would like to try and defend yourself because, I mean, it's just going to be good if you would like to try and defend yourself. Because, I mean, it's just going to be good, isn't it? Because you've been so fucking stupid. I mean, wow. Wow. Okay. The thing is, actually, before you try and defend yourself, I just like to keep talking.

The thing is, I don't like the term, like, had a boy look. Because I think that it's really reductive and not helpful we don't gender stereotype here no but if i've ever seen a case for calling something a boy look me walking in on the two of you scratching your heads going the cables have to be shorter. There's like, obviously the cables have gotten shorter. I mean, that's pretty interesting, isn't it? Okay, so I have often been accused of being a boy looker. We have been setting up. I don't think anybody that's listening will be surprised to hear that. That's offensive.

I don't think anybody that's listening will be surprised to hear that. That's offensive. So we were measuring because we're like setting up the baby room. And you've just moved. Yeah. So there's like, you know, you're measuring stuff going, oh, we could fit this here and whatever. So in the middle of an empty room that's just carpet, in the middle of the room is sitting a tape measure in the middle

because we're kind of measuring like how big can the bed be where do the cupboards fit before we go buy stuff we want to make sure it's going to fit and so it's a plain room with a tape measure in the middle of the carpet and bridge goes yeah it's in the baby's room and i go but is it in the cupboard is it and she goes it's just it's in the room and i went in and i went through the cupboards i went through the drawers and i was like bridge i'm not being a dick i don't know where it is and she goes did you look or did you have a boy's look she goes if i fucking come in there and i see it sitting in the middle of the floor and i'm like what i meant the floor in cupboard, the floor behind the door. And she goes, it's... Oh my God, I would have punched you. Yeah, and then so she gets up,

gets up with her pregnant belly, waddles up the stairs. Waddles up? Fuck, you'd be paying for that. No, it wasn't a waddle, but it was definitely like... It's a slow walk. It's a slow walk. Yeah.

And then she walks up and goes, see that? Like there's nothing else in the room. What the fuck do you think that is? And I went, oh, on the floor. Oh, someone's made the floor invisible in here. They've shrunk that. That's shorter than I remember.

Sometimes I think it's like I've overcomplicated it. And I do think, you know that, oh, I should never back myself into saying a saying, but you know when it's like the chess player can't see the thing but the person watching the chess player can't like... The forest through the trees? Sure. You know what I mean?

Like the... Do you know the saying that I'm trying they're saying that you're too close to it yeah and sometimes you go in thinking i've got to search for it when really if you just zoomed out a little bit yeah it'd be okay i think that's a little bit different that's stupid but different if i had a zoomed out you said no there's no zooming that could have helped you but if i zoomed out i would have seen the other powerpoint no i don't think you would have because you said the cables were shorter you didn't say i can't find the cables or i can't find the powerpoint or i can't find the extension lead your solution was that the cables had literally not figuratively not metaphorically had literally gotten shorter. Nothing can help that.

So when I forgot that, you know, when you go to a car park and it's like, they just have random signs and colors. That is my biggest nightmare. When it's like, you're in B4 orange. Yeah. And you go, well, I'll forget that in five seconds. Yeah. Yeah.

So we come out of the shops and I go, I'm pretty sure it was B4 orange. And Bridget's like, I'm pretty sure it was B6 orange. Right. It's one of those. And not like in a test4 orange. And Bridget's like, I'm pretty sure it was B6 orange. Right? It's one of those ones. And not like in a testy way, but we were both like, oh, do you remember? I think it was this or I think it was that. And because when you're getting out of the car, you're always like chatting about what you're going to the shops for. Talking shit, whatever. So it turns out it was in B6.

And I went, do you reckon someone's moved it to B6? And Bridget goes, nah, that's actually just where we parked. I was like, oh, but do you reckon someone moved it from B4? And I wasn't even being a dick. I was just in my mind. I was like, but how did it get to B6? It was clearly in B4.

How can you be so, like, cocksure about something? I'm sure about my cock, mate. But how can you just, like, bag something in that hard that is not possible? If someone got into your car, like, because we're assuming that this was, like, a random person

that's moved your car. It wasn't the valet. Like, you know, you're at the fucking shopping centre. Do you reckon someone's moved that? So you're assuming that someone's, like,

broken into your car and driven it instead of stealing it and just moved it and just moved it and parked it just as shit as i did yeah but like to throw off any suspicion but in that situation isn't that person just driving out and like you know taking the car yeah because that's i mean i'm not a robber but that's probably if i'd gone to the trouble of breaking in already i'm not just moving the car yeah because that's i mean i'm not a robber but that's probably if i'd gone to the trouble of breaking in already i'm not just moving the car did you see about the car that was stolen on the news and i had the baby in the back oh that happens a bit doesn't it so oh that's so scary so we're watching and it is scary and the lady's like you're almost like hey mate if you want the car you just have it but just let me take the kid out of the back and so she's screaming my

baby my baby so the guy drives off out of the parking lot. And then obviously the driver's going, oh, fuck, there's a baby in the back. Yeah, like I've bitten off more than I can chew. But yeah, I can flip the car for cash, but am I going to raise this kid now? Yeah, is this mine? Is it? Do I want to do it? And obviously, like, the conscience has kicked in.

Because it will, like. So they go, oh, they're mean to use that sound effect for ages. They do a U-turn. Drive back and go, sorry, ma'am, here's the kid. I hope she's not, the kid's crying. I'm really sorry about that. I am going to take the car, but just I want to make sure the baby's okay. And the mum's like, oh, okay.

And that's like, yeah. And then it, and then sped off and stole the car again. That's less crazy than you thinking that the cables were shot up. It was just a bit of an interesting morning here at Tony Ryan HQ. I was just laughing like the episode's ended and I've just realised we have to do You Love To See It. I was just checking out. Okay. That's alright, mate. See you tomorrow.

Sometimes that happens. I do have You Love To See It, though. Okay. I don't know if it's like comedy, comedy skills or stitch-up skills. Yeah. And I'm not saying this for the old saying, but I think my dog BJ has, in fact, learned new tricks. So, last night, we're, like, out in the woods into the deep bush because then, um...

Because when we go for a walk, sometimes we go to the foot... Why are you looking at me? How can you do that at night? Aren't you so frightened? No, it's good because then there's less other dogs and footballs around. Yeah, but aren't you frightened that there's going to be some axe murderer or something? Did you see Mr Burns? Ah, no.

I bring you love. But because it's night, there's like... Actually, no, this is why. Because there's rabbits out at night and BJ loves chasing the rabbits. And then he can hear birds. And the reason we like going into the deep bush is like it's there's different smells and things to see like for BJ it's like more stimulating then when you just go to a plain football ground when there's like no

trees and no yeah things I get why it's better but I just don't know how you can do it and not get frightened anyway so last night he's chasing rabbits chasing chasing birds, having a mad time. Until I hear this kind of like whimpering. Oh my God, is he all right? And I've never really heard him. So you're like, has he stepped on something? Yeah. And because he's a sookie dog when he wants a cuddle. But when he's out and about.

He's busy. It's like, here's my hour for the day to run myself ragged chase stuff. He's in dog mode. He's in dog mode. Yeah. So I go deep into the bushes to find him and he's fully limping. Is he all right? How is he so you love to see it?

Well. Oh, sorry. So he's limping. And when he puts pressure on his front leg, it's sort of like a. And so I was like, oh, shit. He's obviously like you said, he's tripped or he's done something. Stepped on something sharp. And so I'm kind of like squeezing his foot,'s obviously, like you said, he's tripped or he's done something. Stepped on something sharp. And so I'm kind of like squeezing his foot, squeezing.

He's like trying to find the spot. And then I hit the spot and he's like, like, it's like, oh, fuck. Okay, something's wrong there. So, and then he just laid on the ground. And again, when BJ's out and about in dog mode, he's like, this is my time to run. He's up and about. He's running up and down.

He's out with his dad. Especially. And then we're at the park. If there's like other kids or other dogs dogs he's like running over and saying hello he loves it um so for him to just like lay down when we're out i was like fuck he's he's hurt himself oh my god so i was like i put his like lead back on to kind of like come on like let's go because we're gonna walk through the road so lead back on for it and he's like fully like limping a little bit and then he laid down again i was oh, she's in a really bad way.

So I picked him up. And so BJ's not a huge dog, but he's also not a little dog. He's big, but he's quite, he's not like a. He's 25 kilos, I think. Yeah, that's heavy. He's not a little in your handbag dog. No. It's the medium dog.

So I lifted him up and carried him home. And then I got to the front. I was like, Bridge, I think BJ's hurt. carried him home and then got to the front and I was like, Bridge, I think BJ's hurt. I'm going to take him to the vet. He might have broken his ankle or done something. Oh my god! And then I put him down and he just... I was like, yeah, he's limping. And Bridge was like, no, he's not.

And he just walked over to his dinner bowl, ate dinner, had some bickies, and then went and sat in front of the fire. Like nothing ever happened. Now, I don't know. So you think I'm a gaslighter. It sounds like.

So is he, he just went, do you reckon if I fucking play sick, this idiot will carry me home? Yes. He went, I can't be fucked walking home. I'll fucking throw an ankle here. It's pretty cold tonight. Oh, ankle. But then, so I don't know if it was because he was lazy or he's like, what a stitch up.

Because I've come in all dramatic. And then he's like, what are you talking about? I'm fine. That's what gaslighting is. Yeah. And then Bridget's like, but, well, Ryan, I think you're the crazy one. Maybe he went mad in the forest. Maybe nothing happened and you just went crazy.

Well, Beach probably wouldn't let me pick him up. If it wasn't, yeah. Yeah. That's insane. And then he was like. What a little troublemaker. Yeah, and then he was like, why are you carrying me, you idiot? And it went about his day.

And Bridget's like, what are you doing? I mean, if he's playing that stuff before his little sister comes. Well, that's why. Is he playing up? Maybe. He's acting out. Anyway, I don't know if it's, again, comedy skills, lazy skills, the stitch-up skills.

But I just love to see BJ, an old dog, get new tricks. That's what I love to see. It was a long walk, wasn't it? But that's good. Well, it literally was a long walk. Oh, no. We heard about it, mate. wasn't it?

But that's good. Well, it literally was. Yeah. Oh, no, we heard about it, mate.

My love to see is from Ricky Diana. I'll keep this short and sweet because we're about 50 minutes over now. Ricky Diana in our Facebook group says, I love to see that I'm finally going on my dream trip to America. She's in Brisbane, Australia. Going on my dream trip to America to spend Halloween in Salem, like where they had the witch trials and stuff.

Is that why the cat in? Is Salem, yes. Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Things you blew your mind. Yeah. No, isn't that amazing? It's been a dream of mine to visit there, and I finally just booked the flights, and I'm going. Where is Salem?

I'm nervous to go alone, but it'll be fine, I'm sure. And there is about 10 comments replying to Ricky's comment. Yeah. That's like, oh, I've been before. You have to check this out. And like, oh, make sure you hire a car so you can get out to this thing. And, oh, parking's a bit of a nightmare because there's so many people there on Halloween. But like, oh, if you go into this back street, it's like really easy to find a spot and whatever.

So all of these other tarpers. Tarpers are nice, eh? Except for the cheating ones. Yeah. All were replying to Ricky's comment being like, oh, don't really know like what I'm going to do, but I think I'm going to be fine. And all these people were like, nah, mate, I've got it.

Like stay here, hire a car from here, make sure you see this. And I love to see that Ricky was getting their dream trip. But also that everybody was like, nah, mate, we'll sort you out. Isn't that awesome? Do you reckon when we go to America, people will sort us out? I really hope so. Yeah. Because we're not, I don't, I'm not really a great traveller. Oh.

Is this a chat we should have had earlier? Why aren't you a great traveller? Nah, like I am. But I just, I sway. How do you, when you're doing things you haven't done before? Yeah. Going places you've never been before. I just, yeah, I get like a bit, I just get a bit nervous.

Okay. I get like really stressed about losing my passport. Is that because you lost it in Japan? Yes, I have lost my passport before. But yeah. You didn't do anything silly like get on the train and travel away from your passport, did you? No. I did do that.

Anyway, but yes, I'm just like, I just really hope that people do what they did for Ricky when we are going to America. Okay. Yeah. And I'm sure that they will. I'm sure it'll be fine. But anyway, you'll love to see that.

I thought that was lovely. All right. Normal or not tomorrow. We'll chat to. But anyway, you'll love to see that. I thought that was lovely. All right. Normal or not tomorrow. We'll chat to you later. Love you. Bye.