Toni and Ryan - A Confession From A Celebrity
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My ex cheated on me, so I got my lip back.
Now I'm pregnant.
Oh.
I'm Carly from Norfolk in the UK.
I'm Sam from Woodstock, Ontario, Canada.
I'm Keisha from Perth, Australia, and I approve this podcast.
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Ryan, this is Tony.
Hello. We have a celebrity confession today. On yesterday's episode, there was
rumors about it being Michael Jordan and Tony. Don't I've ever heard of her, hangy.
Tony just said, if it is Michael Jordan, he can have a passion fruit flavored Bobby from her
fridge and not pay for it. For free. Which if you knew here, is rare. Yeah. Tony is pretty. Yeah.
I've had to start charging torbs.
he's getting a bit fucking free with the fucking bobby colas i'll be honest yeah
tony quite generous many aspects of her life but if you touch her bobby passion fruits
just my bobby drinks pippa could have one um thank you think people would like it
no they don't like fizzy water oh they don't actually i would never do that to her and pippa just
she i don't think she would drink it because unless it was in her fountain she'll only drink moving water
and she only has a salmon from a moving river yeah so any still water no no she won't do it
um people send their confessions to tony and ryan dot com dot you they are celebrities they are anonymous
we'll get to the celebrity in a moment but first this is a tarpa uh she listens to our show
she says hello anonymous tarpa thank you for listening i've been a vet you're not supposed to say
your name who's a vet i've been a vet for nine years and any
fuck that's a long time
nine years
I've never done anything for nine years
except fucking put on weight
I said that with the speed
I said that with the speed and tenacity
as if I'd organise that joke
and I actually hadn't so
not a joke
Just a very real reality.
When was I 24 years old?
24 years old.
In Bumbray, were you 24?
That was 14 years ago.
Not what I've been putting on weight for longer than you.
Because I'm 38.
Anyway, so true.
Back to a bit.
Most people with jobs do them for most of their working life.
That's, I think.
But you, from college to retirement, they have a job?
That's crazy.
I think, maybe I'm thinking it's less about doing a profession for an amount of time.
Yeah.
But if someone told me they'd worked at the same place for nine years, I'd be like, holy shit.
That's commitment.
These days.
These days.
These days.
You've worked at Tony and Ryan for four.
Yeah.
Longest job I've ever had.
I've worked at Tony and Ryan for 100% of the time it's existed.
That's pretty cool.
I came in later on
Ryan was a second year hire
his email's got his last name in it
yeah
Tony's the founder
but I'm just like a co-founder
you know and like
you work somewhere in like
you know that you've made it
when you're there
when it's just first names
in the email
or you talk to someone
like we talked to someone
from YouTube the other day
and their email was their first name
at Google
yeah and Tony
and I was trying to play cool
and I was like
is it really cool
Like, yeah, it's just your name at Google.
And she was like, yeah.
It's pretty cool.
It's pretty cool.
Also, was that the time you discovered that YouTube and Google were the same place?
It was at the meeting that made me realize that, yes.
Because she said at Google, and I was like, weird that you use your old email address when you're working at YouTube.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I tell you what's also interesting is like when people were like, oh, they were higher number 12 at Facebook.
Isn't that?
So I was higher number two at Tony and Ryan.
and I'll take that to the bank
And you know what?
I'll give you Typer first if you want
Should you get Thai for lunch?
First of all, funny
Second of all, yes
I would do harrowing things
to a pad tie with prawn
Oh, come in my fucking corn gongina
All right
Here's a confession
Tapa a vet
I've been a vet for nine years
I've been a vet for nine years
I've been Tony for 31
sorry
sorry
Sony's got a really good story
she reckons coming up later
and I don't know if we're going to get there today
it's just one of those days
I'm going to try and do this confession
you know what I'll look away
I've been a vet for nine years
and anytime a dog with GI issues comes in
which is like gastrointestine and all and stuff
Oh, tummy.
I use it as an excuse to cover my own toxic farts.
I wonder over, pat the pup, drop guts and everyone just goes, oh, poor little guy.
Drop guts.
Oh, okay.
Well, this tarpa is supposed to be anonymous, but they're obviously Australian.
Anonymous Australian tarpa.
Those poor little dogs take the blame every single time.
And after nearly a decade, I've never been caught.
I mean, yeah.
great that you've got someone that you can blame it on.
Because I think they, like myself, maybe like an IBS girlie and just sort of
go, oh, that dog's got DIY issues.
Oh, well, let me have a look.
You've done the opposite, though.
You've taken the heat for one of BJ's farts when Bridget has said, oh, BJ did you fart?
You got, oh, no, that was me.
Sorry.
He looked, he looked sheepish.
Yeah, he looked embarrassed.
And I was like, I'll take this one for you, bro.
I love him.
I can sniff the difference between one of Pippers and one of Torbs as though.
Yeah, I can too.
So they wouldn't get away with it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And to Bridget's default, to, do, do, to, save a thing and then we'll figure it out, reverse
engineer.
She didn't know.
Yeah.
Oh, so she doesn't love you.
That's what you're saying.
So when Bridgett's not loving of her husband, she couldn't smell the difference between Bronson
and myself.
What was the basis for your divorce?
Well, she.
Well, Your Honor, those who smelt it dealt it.
And do you aware?
that whoever made the rhyme committed the crime.
That's the Your Honor.
What are they called, Judge?
I'm going to send you a TikTok.
I think this is from another podcast,
but I can't figure out where it is,
but you're listening without even knowing
who it is, when you hear them,
you'll know exactly who it is.
So Tony, just hit play.
And keep in mind,
they are reading a confession.
My ex cheated on me, so I got my lip back and slept with his twin brother.
Now I'm pregnant, and they both could be the father.
You're a messy, bitch.
Should I tell both of them or say nothing?
Because the baby's going to look like both of them anyway.
Oh, bitch, you're very fucking.
Like, bitch, you really finesse the system.
Um, can I just say how lovely it is to have Cardi B back in our algorithms.
Agree.
Like, I just, I've really missed her.
You know how she really popped off like during COVID?
You know that, that like famous sounds like, what is that?
What is that?
And that's her?
I just love her.
I think she's great.
Was she the coronavirus?
Yeah.
That was her.
Coronavirus.
Coronavirus.
Yeah.
Um, but.
Yeah, don't have to tell anyone because they're going to look the same.
but someone so of all the comment sections i got deep into and really thought about yeah there's a lot
of chat about if you did a DNA test you still wouldn't know is it well the twins will have the same
DNA were they twins or just brothers i think it was oh twin yep sorry it's just it started again
but yeah so they would have the same DNA but like so you would literally never know
I would say, I would say something because I couldn't, like, live with that.
I would feel so guilty.
And do you reckon like Uncle Ronald's coming around a bit often?
Because he's a bit like, I don't know, yeah.
I just got to keep an eye for that kid.
I think it's mine.
I want to make sure he's all right.
Yeah, do you want me to pay for half the school or something?
Like, do you reckon that?
I don't.
What would you do?
Well, it's not often that I'm railing twin brothers.
Yeah.
Or getting pregnant.
It's true.
Yeah.
Same.
it's strange that I went to the railing the brothers before the first yes um I would also like to
acknowledge that this person knowingly slept with the twin brother because a lot of stories
we've had it in confessions like oh I thought I was sleeping with my husband but it turns out
it was his twin I didn't realize a lot of lies that doesn't happen Tony reckons you would know
I think you 100% would um because you can't find a solution why bring up the problem
because then what for the whole this the rest of your life
there's always like a like no one would know but you would know and I don't think I could
forget knowing no and also Tony's a talker some people could but I wouldn't Tony needs to say it out
loud yeah I do yeah I thought you just said Tony's a stalker and I've just realized you said
Tony's a talker yeah thank you for that yep because just for a second I was like
not really what do you mean yeah I don't get off the couch I'm
Yeah, where am I going?
Hanging out in the front yard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See, hang out by my Jordan.
You know, we throw the ball back occasionally, but that's it.
Um, I have a confession.
I found that on Instagram and Cardi B didn't send it in.
And unfortunately, because it was audio based, she's not anonymous.
But she was just reading it.
As far as well, she, oh, I've got this story about someone.
Hi, I'm Collie.
I'm Sam from Woodstock, Ontario, Canada.
I'm Keisha from Perth, Australia, and you are listening to Tony and Ryan.
I'm a massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpets over at our Patreon.
Sorry, I've just got like a real, like, rock frog in my throat.
Do you need a lozenge?
I'm about to cry.
I had a lozinge that literally took me.
my breath away the other day.
Is that the ginger one that you talked about?
It was like a cold one but it was like
and I like couldn't talk.
I was like,
and so I was like,
you're right.
I'm like,
I'm actually awesome because I'm not coughing but I've just
yeah,
but your nose feels like it's more open than it's ever been.
Yeah.
Yeah,
you like someone's open the window of a plane.
I was about to say like a jet plane.
I genuinely was.
Yeah.
Best friends.
When I was a kid,
one of my sisters,
friends, like her dream was to be a pilot.
Her name was Dawn.
And I remember being like, oh, my God, you should get a plane with a sunroof so that you can,
like, touch the clouds.
And I've only just kind of realized, like, in the last, like, year or so that, like,
will, be not.
Do you know what I mean?
I just never really thought about it.
And then that, that memory just kind of popped in my head.
And I was like, could you?
Yeah.
Is it because there.
air goes over the top if it's at the, if the window's at the top.
It depends.
It does lang.
You know how in cars is that little strip at the front?
Yeah.
So you reckon it'd be fine?
Mm.
I'll try it.
Well, you know how in the military planes, they just open the back door.
Oh my God.
So, so true.
Yeah.
So you just, you'd put the back door on the roof.
Or a plane who, when you jump out of a plane for skydiving.
Yeah, they just open the side door.
Actually, like, I'm not.
not doing a bit actually though yeah right yeah it's a pop a sunroof on so what's the difference you
want to know something terrifying they are actually they are actually getting planes with like a see-through
roof so you can like see the stars and stuff i think that would be absolutely stunning
catch me not sleeping the whole plane i just be like amazed terrifying no i reckon that's sick
imagine if you saw like a weird creature like an alien or or like a weird but
or something, you're like, whoa, that lives in the sky that we've never seen had on
earth, you know what I mean?
I don't think they exist.
Bugs?
No, like unknown creatures in the sky.
There's unknown creatures under the ocean.
We all know that.
But you don't believe in aliens?
Well, not at 10,000 feet.
They're like on other planets.
Oh, yes.
They're just floating in the sky.
What if you, like, cross-parts?
Yeah.
I know we had trouble with gravity in Sandra Bullock films in general.
Yeah.
In previously, you can watch that video if you like.
Anyway, okay, a massive shout-out to you about Jeremy and Tarpers.
Philip Royer, I reckon all these people that I'm about to read out, much smarter than me.
Philip Roya, good on you, Philip, Mandy Arnold, Victoria Angelo, Lauren Kiff, speaking of planes,
Katrina Sipholt, Carly, good on you, Carly, Gabrielle Fields, Victoria Elizabeth.
Two Victorias, okay, pop off.
South-eastern part of Australia, CIS.
um sasha van der linden uh amy malga and cat
thank you k thank you very much and thank you everyone for supporting us in patreon we really
couldn't do it without you and i think i might have jumped the gun but are we confirming that
there is news on october 13 i believe so okay yep and even if the news on october 13 is that
there's news on october 21 either way that something will be said something is happening and it's
Actually fucking sick.
Now that Ryan's told me what it is.
I can confirm it is very good.
Yeah, it's fucking awesome.
It was worth the weight for me to find out.
It's certainly worth the weight for you to find out.
Okay.
So what happened, mate?
Well, so I, since breaking my foot,
Torbs, my partner, we've been together for like 12 years.
Your fiancée?
My fiancé.
Pre-husband.
Yeah, pre-husband.
He is basically a single mother.
Like, he, because he's working full-time.
He's been looking after me.
And, like, I can get around a bit better now, but it's still, like, I need to rest a lot.
And I'm not very quick and stuff.
He's looking after people, looking after the house.
And so we got a cleaner to help us because it's just, and let me fucking, okay, let me, I've never had a cleaner in my life.
I never grew up with one.
It's not something.
I've only ever done like an end of lease clean
when you've moved house or whatever.
They are wizards.
I did not know
and this might sound really awful
and like I will cop to that, that's fine.
I didn't know that cleaning was like a skill.
It is like a skilled prophet.
Like I just had not.
What they can do in 90 minutes would take me a full weekend.
Like it is honestly.
They find in nooks and crannies that you didn't even know
you had. And they, like, they come and they go and I'm like, how have you done that? Like,
it is just, they are worth every cent. And especially since I haven't been able to do much.
But I'm like, come every day. Like, they're just incredible. Am I sensing that with a broken foot,
you've like maybe tasted the forbidden fruits. And once you know how good they are,
it's going to be hard to return to your former life. Yeah. So I might just keep wearing this moon,
boot just forever.
She's taking a while to hear.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
And like, I just, I honestly am blown away that people are just so talented.
And I just, I cannot believe how amazing they are.
Like, I just, it's really just fucking incredible.
You know how I get really fucking pumped up about people who are just good at whatever
the fuck it is they do?
My favorite TikTok at the moment is this like window cleaner.
and he does the shapes as he cuts through more but they're like so quick and it's like you think
oh the window looks kind of clean and you go you just don't know until you say and you and those
ones you go he's going to miss that bit of foam for sure never does never does oh wouldn't it
wouldn't it oh sorry yeah yeah but it's that are they just mesmerizing and it's just I think
it's just it's so crazy to me that like yeah I was like oh yeah you're a cleaner like cool but
then watching them, I'm like, oh, you are like doing the fuck out of being a, like,
you are amazing.
Yeah.
Anyway, so we've been having them come, come around.
It's like once a fortnight.
Yeah.
And they just, they do such a great job.
And last week, because, um, there was a new Taylor Swift album plus the movie coming
out, I met you guys, um, friendship bracelets for our live stream.
Um, and I was like, I'm seeing everybody making friendship bracelets.
I'm like, I'm going to crack out the fucking beads and I'm going to make a few friendship
bracelets and um i get out i get out all the stuff and i was like oh that's actually a really
good activity to do while they're here because i can kind of be quiet stay out of their way
and like whatever um and i'm sitting there and because it's been a while since i've done
well it was like eras tour yeah when we went to london so i hadn't really done
these little time you're saying you're out of form i would yeah there's little time
like seed beads and like every time I kind of put the bracelet down before it was finished
they would sleep off like back into my tray like I've got like a good little set up and they'd
fall off onto my tray and I would just be like you little bit and then I'd have to start again
and then so I've just got all these like rogue beads in my little tray and so the cleaners had
come through there's two of them it normally takes them about an hour and a half yeah they what they do is
Even this is amazing, right?
What they do is they clean everything and then they vacuum,
but then they mop themselves out of the house.
Oh.
So they like mop the whole house,
but they mop to the front door and then like,
that's when they leave.
So there's no footprints or yet.
Like it, honestly,
shout out to fucking cleaners.
They're my,
you'll love to say it.
It's just,
I just can't believe it.
Quick question.
Things I've never thought about.
Yes.
How have you been mopping all this time?
Well,
just walk back over it because it's my floor who gives a fuck like i don't i'm not really like obviously
i like a clean well my house is often tidy yeah um but you're just sloping away i'm with a mop
and then just like cruising around and or jeanine of course yeah vacuums and or is jeanine threatened
by the cleaners we haven't been using her because i've been working out here and we've been
working out here every day.
So I just have, we just haven't been sending her out.
Janine gives herself a cameo on the podcast.
Well, yesterday, Pipp had tapping around was bad enough, let alone Jeanette,
man, round of the fight, anyway.
So they like mop themselves out of the house.
So they've done the full clean.
They come around and do the vacuum.
Then they go, oh, Tony, do you want us to do the dining room table?
And I was like, don't worry about all my shit set up.
Like, you're so fine.
And she goes, okay.
She goes, all right, well, I'll just pop the water in the bucket.
They bring their own vacuum cleaner.
They bring all their own products.
So literally they walk in and they take everything with them.
For us for me, I'll be like, oh, where's the broom?
Like, oh, I cannot believe them.
Anyway, so they vacuum the whole house and then they start to mop and they kind of mop
themselves out of the front door.
The front door is just near where we are.
And it's just near the dining table where I was sitting.
And as they go to walk out,
Pippa kind of like
she was just sleeping on the couch
she kind of got up
and I was like oh fuck like the gates open
so I hopped up to grab Pippa
and the cleaner she goes
oh it's okay I've got the door
and she kind of like pulled it
closed like behind her
and I was like thank you
and they like yell out
and then I sit back down
go to sit back down
and I knock my track
and beads go everywhere.
Fuck.
Everywhere.
And they're these tiny little seed beads.
So they're just fucking.
And I was like,
oh my God.
And I hop up and I'm like,
I need to get the vacuum cleaner straight away.
Because if Pippa Eatsy,
she's going to fucking shit out of friendship bracelet.
Yeah.
And so I like sprinting to the laundry.
And I mean,
sprint for me.
Yeah.
I go to the laundry.
I get the vacuum cleaner and I start vacuuming.
and you know how my ring doorbell is like motion activated they I hear that go off
and they walk back in and she goes sorry I just realized that we hadn't pulled the door
all the way closed so she's like just like it's just me I'm just letting you know I'm pulling
the door shut and you're they've just left and I'm standing there
vacuuming exactly where they've just vacuumed.
Fixing their work.
I'll do a proper clean now those amateurs have left.
And not even 45 seconds up.
Like, I'm talking like less than two minutes.
They've walked out.
I've started vacuuming and then they've come back and I'm standing there with
finishing the job properly.
That, what did you see the look on their face?
She just kind of went, oh, and I went, all good, thank you.
Because I just didn't really, because I'm thinking, like, the beads are on the floor.
People's going to, like, you know, I'm kind of.
And then she goes, oh, see you.
I'm so embarrassed.
I'm so embarrassed.
They can't come back.
You can't have them back here.
See you next time, Tony.
I went, yeah, all good.
Like, thanks again.
And she shuts the door and I went.
Oh.
And then I'm like, I'm like, I have to make a split decision right now.
Do I run out and say like, I'm just.
I just spilled all my beads.
Yes.
Do I, like, do I try and make it better?
Is that going to make it worse?
I just, I stood there frozen.
Like, I could not.
So you didn't do anything?
No.
Did you message?
No.
Did you text?
Should I do things?
And just be like, so do you guys like Taylor Swift?
Because maybe then you'll understand what I was got.
Like, well, just send them this episode.
But I'm saying, what a fucking mole guts.
I'm standing there with a buck in
they've just cleaned my whole house.
So you're saying they're coming every two weeks?
Yeah.
So not tomorrow next Wednesday.
I reckon within 30 seconds of them turning up next week,
you'll know.
Oh.
I feel so bad.
And because they're professionals,
they do something like this.
Oh, hey, we love coming around and cleaning.
Is there anything you'd like us to do extra
just to make sure we're doing a proper thorough job?
Like, do you want to start really make sure
or the vacuuming this week or like the vacuuming or like have we missed any spots
vacuuming or is there any feedback about like anything at all including maybe vacuuming or
something they will too they're really lovely and they're really like proud of their work
yeah and they should be the place looks great and they do an amazing fucking job
I feel so bad and they're so not like we get along quite well like no I'm not
not chatting to him Tony we talked we talked to I think it was on one of the reaction videos
where we talked about you talking to the tradesman the whole time he was here let them do their
fucking job but they're because they're just like whizzing around the house and they love
pipa yeah and um one of the ladies she has been here every week um and like so when she got
here she goes oh how's your foot going and i was like i can walk now because the last time i saw
i was still on my scooter and like it just i just feel so awful because they are so great
and so nice
they do a fucking fantastic
job.
She walks in
and I'm fucking vacuum at the floor.
That's got to be the most offensive
thing you've ever seen now.
It's like if you go and get your hair cut
and then you just like fix it up at home or something.
Like, oh my God.
Sleep with your partner and then just jerk off afterwards.
Like that you'd be awful.
Pretty much the same thing.
I think it is.
Yeah.
Not because I'm having sex with the cleaners.
But I would.
They do such a great thing.
It sounds like you want to.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So is there anything if they are watching this episode, listening to this episode, is there
anything you'd like to say?
I dropped the beads and it wasn't anything to do with you and I'm so sorry and I love
you and please come back.
That's beautiful.
Like I actually, they are so great.
So you guys should really appreciate those fucking friendship bracelets because a lot of work
went into them.
And we do.
Yeah, good.
Yep.
So I didn't take mine off ever.
Good.
Um, I got a you love to see it here.
Don't drop them on the floor.
I got a you love to see it here from Sarah Adam Barnes.
I'm not even joking.
My love to see it is also from someone called Sarah.
Is it from Sarah Adam Barnes?
I just have a first name.
Tell me what yours is about.
No, you do.
No, you're telling me what yours is about.
Mine's about a tap or in the wild.
No, it might be different.
Okay.
after living my crafty nerd life behind closed doors late at night oh my god sexy i've recently
be careful with those pets actually though you could end relationships yeah professional and domestic
um after watching tony join the c w a and embracing her true self i've started the fucking blog
amazing i've been in search of an adult coloring community cool i get those face
group serves to me all the time what they can do with an alcohol marker honestly i can't believe i
assumed i wasn't going to find some adult color as in the wild just like randomly um so i have
started a ticot account where i'm doing my coloring and then i've you know using the hashtag other
people like oh i love doing that as well have you tried this pattern like here's a book i love to do
and so if you want to follow uh spilling color and coffee on ticot they are a tarpa oh my
And they've got all their drawings there and stuff.
That's amazing.
Yep.
Can we, we'll pop the link in there, something.
Well, I'm, I'm a follower of it.
I've just given up.
You've checked out, bud.
Yeah, I have.
Have you made a fict talk yet?
What's a fick talk?
Well, because you keep following people from the Tony and Rite TikTok.
Oh, like a fint talk.
Yeah, you know how you, yeah, fick talk.
That's fit.
I don't think that anyone called that.
No, because the Instagram would be fin.
Instagram's finster.
Yeah.
But do you make a fict-top?
What do you call your private TikTok, Charles?
I don't call it anything.
Because you know that Charles's got a secondary account, eh?
I thought that was his first account.
It's just called not Charles.
I've got other ones.
He's got a few.
Really?
Yeah.
Some are thirst traps that we're not allowed to see.
So one thing I'm concerned about is that...
Because we had to ban me from YouTube.
Did someone unsubscribe to all the stuff I was subscribed to?
No one did.
But that's conspiracy adjacent, I feel.
That's...
So the Tony and...
Ryan podcast TikTok account used to be my TikTok account.
So when I'm scrolling late at night, it's from the Tony and Ryan account.
I know, but you need to chat and start a different Instagram.
That when someone goes and uploads one of our videos, they're going to log in and they're
going to get all this like weird massage.
Well, they probably wouldn't scroll on the work Instagram or TikTok.
Yeah, but if they did, they'll be like, what has Ryan been searching for?
When I like something and it keeps serving it up.
Yeah.
Or I comment, this is great and it's got your face on it.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
I just think...
Hey, we're a team, bro.
Yeah.
No, I know, but I just think that...
But Tony's really into those massages.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tony loves busty ladies.
Something.
I do.
That's what I've been looking at.
Being massaged.
I've got to love to see it here from Sarah
and it's a tarpa in the wild.
This story like fucking is amazing.
Okay.
Sarah on Patreon said,
guys, tarpa in the wild.
I just walked past a good.
girl at work watching your video episode um and i was on that episode as an approver oh right what
inception in real life so i messaged sarah right back and i'm like please tell me that you
stopped and talk to them and like that was me yeah and she goes of course i did i saw she was
watching it and i made her rewind her and watch me twice
So she goes, go back to the beginning of the beginning of the episode, that's me, that's me, that's me.
And Sarah said she's also a champion Tapa and had apparently done her own.
Apparently!
Apparently!
It was my first time.
Hey, Pip's pumped about it.
Pippa can't believe it.
Pip, how do you feel?
That's big.
She's also a champion TARPA
And apparently had done her own approval a few weeks ago
It's fun now we can talk TARP at work
And attend any Melbourne-based events together
So a big shout out to Sarah
And her new type of bestie Jessica Boxet
And that's not like a box set of DVDs
It's like...
Bucks
Turn on the red flat
Boxer
Very good
So yeah, Jess and Sarah are now best friends
Love that
Isn't that the most amazing?
I was like, oh did you say anything?
And she's like, oh, yeah, I did.
And that's what I love about the tarpers.
That they are just fucking shameless.
And I love to see it.
Get around it.
Get around it.
Can you imagine if you're sitting like anywhere?
And someone's like, I'm so sorry, but I know what you're watching.
I love, like, I love them too.
And I'm actually on, like, how amazing would that be?
Crazy.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Have you ever seen anyone?
Everybody at my work watches the podcast.
So like, none of you would be surprised if I was like, oh, I'm in that episode.
I'm in all of them.
I don't know if this is a compliment or strange.
So, we're doing an event on Friday, I think.
Is that the EA games?
Oh, the virtual thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, so we had to send them like a bunch of reels.
And Lily had to go find some reels of ours.
And she, in the office yesterday, looks at me and goes, you guys are kind of funny.
Hey, you know what?
Is that true, Lil?
Thank you.
But she was surprised.
No, I watched like four minutes of these clips
and I was like really laughing at my desk
and then yeah, I turned around and was like, fuck
it's still funny like the 10th time you watch it
But you seem surprised
No, I appreciate that
Take the way you can get it
Yeah, so true
Yeah, so true
Chapter
So thank you very much for listening
And for sharing us with your friends
I've got huge news
Oh, okay
You've just moved, Charles gonna be mad
Am I still on the screen?
That's better
tomorrow there's a game show that we're all going to play together
because of my game you love a game
remember when I did that game
yes Tony said
actually yes that's what is inspired it
yeah um
he couldn't remember
but the game
it happened like a fucking day ago
no I just wanted to like it wasn't like anything else
it was definitely that was the only thing
yeah and I've sent off to
Tom Wood to get an
intro song. Amazing. Got a one up
me. No, no, no, no. It's for you.
Oh, sorry, you've got to put one up me, I meant.
Thank you.
But it's actually for you
and support of you. And I'm, I don't know
whether I should tell you the game or not.
No, don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Because I'm really excited
and I won't call in 6-mo.
But...
I was thinking about it.
We're just building. We're building.
We're building up to something.
Okay.
Yeah. You're building on something now.
This is the building of the building.
Building.
Yeah.
Buildception.
All right.
That's tomorrow.
It's going to be exciting.
You can play the game and you can win.
Love you.
Bye.
Bye.
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