Toni and Ryan - A Diabolical Slut

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

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That sounds boring as fuck, but you're probably way smarter than me. Well, Bella do you approve today's podcast? I absolutely do. Yay! Legend. Hi, it's Bella from Cranburn in Australia and I approve this podcast. Before we start today, I would just like you listening to know that we are all full of biscuits. Yeah. We just had a couple of Bikkies, isn't it?

Yeah. Little Bikkies. Yeah. I fed Ryan his biscuit in the massage chair. That was very nice. Um. And wasn't it nice of me that I didn't shove it in your mouth. I let you take little bites.

That was cute. Like, cause I could have been a real jerk about that. Yeah, you could have. Speaking of jerks, Lily offered me a gluten-free biscuit. No, but then also she was like, oh, well I'll just pop them in the jar. With the other ones.

Oh. Sorry, would you put a human shit in a bucket of popcorn? Pfft. Pfft. Would you? Would you? What's the opposite of a lucky dip? An unlucky dip.

So unlucky. You think you're gonna get a handful of popcorn and you get a human shit. I was thinking you were going for a biscuit and you got a gluten free one but that would be your one would be way worse. It's not good hang on. She's got something to say. Ladies and gentlemen, our latest employee, Lily. I was just trying to be nice and cater to your stomach crying. That makes one of us, Lil. Like I get it, it is nice.

It is nice, Lil, but we don't do that here. She's new. She'll learn. She'll learn. Love you, Lil, thank you. Thank you, thank you, appreciate it. Those three biscuits have been sitting there for let's say four weeks.

I bought them a while ago to be inclusive at a morning tea. Inclusive of, cause we're a- Pooh positive, stomach positive workplace. A wheat diverse- Wheat diverse- Diverse culture. The ones that you bought got eaten by- Oh, because I bought gluten free Tim Tans.

Oh, they were gone. Fuck you polished those up didn't you? Yeah, they were gone. They were gone. Yeah, on a late night. I bought those ones with the Tim Tans. Fuck you polished those up didn't you? Yeah, they were gone. They were gone. Yeah, on a late night. I bought those ones with the grape. Oh. Thank you, Lily.

Love and respect you. Thanks for being part of the team. Thanks Charles for getting the gluten-free Scotch Fingers. Great job. These are top, everyone's getting a long wow. Nah, I've had a biscuit. I, I could go to sleep. Yeah?

Yeah. In the massage chair? Oh, don't fall asleep around Lily. She'll tell everyone that you were snoring. Sorry, Lily. He fell asleep in the massage chair yesterday? Oh. Nah, I would never do you like that, big dog.

Thank you. Some snoring happened, apparently. Oh. dog. Thank you. Some story happened apparently. Oh. Hey. Someone's been reading the Slack channel. We don't fuck with people when they're asleep. Thank you. Tony?

Oh, was there something in Slack about it? Was there something in Slack? I don't know, it just feels like everyone in the business is talking about it. Oh, we are a big Slack business. I'm Slack. Ah ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha. I'm slack. We had to pick up Ryan's slack while he was asleep.

We don't do that. That's what they were saying and I can't believe it. This is tough confession. That's tough confessions. Tony and Ryan podcast, Confessions. Yep. TonyandRyan.com.au to submit your anonymous confessions. Annoyingly anonymous, frustratingly anonymous. We do not know any information about you. There really is nothing tied to you.

You could say anything. And people have. You should see the confessions that aren't okay to read out. You shouldn't, you actually shouldn't. Like we've read out some fucked ones and there are some where we're like, you need to contact the law. The services.

The law. The law. This horrible woman at the dog park always hogs the agility course for her dog so I need some advice before I seek my revenge. As a sentence, that woman is always hugging the agility course. It sounds like this happened in Turak. She barred us entry with a snarl. What?

Dismissing my little, brutal Lola. Aw, Lola. As clearly untrained, like, oh, brutal Lola. Aw, Lola. As clearly untrained, like, oh, gruddle Lola. What a fucking bitch! I bet you that she was wearing a fucking cat man do puffer jacket. Never a truer sentence being said. I bet ya.

Shocked but not deterred. I lingered by the fence after she rudely commanded us to get lost. What a fucking mullguts. Her impatience peaked because she was like standing there just hovering like okay we'll wait. Her impatience peaked after a tense standoff. She stormed off with her trio of dogs stuffed into her stroller and hurled a fucking happy now. What? And she walked off with a stroller full of three dogs.

So were the dogs on the agility course? Yeah, they were doing it. And so she's waiting her turn and she was like, felt like she was being hustled up. Well, you wouldn't have to be hustled up if you let everyone just share it together. This is the beauty of the public agility dog course. And we've always said that.

Eh, eh. Ah! Tony's lost the agility course. It's probably because both of our dogs are not agile. The thought of either of our dogs. Or our dog's owners. Also not agile. Fuming, says the confessor, I turned to the local Facebook group to get some intel and oh boy.

Here we go. Did I hit the jackpot? Jackpot? I hit the jackpot. Boy, did I hit the jackpot! Boy did I hit the jackpot! This dog park dictator as she was known in the local Facebook group turns out she wasn't just a one time menace!

She's a serial dog park bully with a rap sheet! She's a serial dog park bully with a rap sheet! She's a serial dog park bully with a rap sheet! Including verbal assault and has been actually charged for spitting on a teenager! Including verbal assault and has been actually charged for spitting on a teenager! What the fuck? Yeah, this bitch is crazy.

Charles, are you okay? She spat on you? Oh my God. As tempting as it is to stoop to her level. You can't. I'm plotting a less confrontational revenge. Any crafty ideas from the tarpas on how to put her in her place without mirroring her madness? See I just think you lay down with dogs, no pun intended you get fleas.

Like if you try and get down and dirty with people I don't think it ever really works out. But that's great advice. I've got some ideas. Oh, do you actually? I'm not good at this stuff. Cause I just get mad and then I get upset. Then I just start to cry. I'm not confrontational. Then you get a sore tummy. Yeah. And I just, it just, I would be like,

I will just move. Yeah. I'll find a different dog park agility program. I suggested the Tapa. Yes. Because she went in the local Facebook group and found this thread. Yeah the fact that other people have had problems with her. What a diabolical slut. Well guess what today's episode is gonna be called... Hahahaha! I would find that thread and print it. And put it up at the Dog Base Agility public track.

Agile is... Dogs around that. Nah, he's my favorite though. In that Facebook group, organize a flash mob fetch. So if we know she heads down there at 10 o'clock each morning to get her agility on, then everyone in the area, we're all going to turn up at 10 o'clock and have a big carnival at the dog park all together, all in the agility course. How you like that, Mapples? You agile slut, what'd you call her? Agile slut! What'd you call her? Diabolical slut. Diabolical slut.

Yeah, close though. Yeah. Yeah, I think that that's a good idea. Order traveling pears. Like you're never there by yourself, so you kind of got one up on her. Oh, pears. I thought like- What did I fucking say, oranges? No, no, no, but that's what I was literally like, how do you travel in apples?

Like- Yeah. No, like pears off too. Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. Like what shoes come in. Makes total sense now. Yeah. Now like, pairs off too. Like what shoes come in. Makes total sense now. Hey, it's Bella from Cranburn in Australia

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And that's the thing, we're all hanging out. Just friends. Old mates. Yeah. And we're gonna be in Tassie. Old mates, new mates, just old mates. Well, you and I, do you think that our friendship can cross the seas?

Like we're on a different, like we're not on the mainland anymore. Like what do you think that means for us as a relationship? Well, we have crossed the Pacific ocean before. Which one's that? Is that up to New Zealand? Sort of, and the bit of more also like America. Oh, where's London?

The opposite way. What oceans that? Indian Ocean. Cool. What's the water above us that- Rain. It's not a bath tray, that's a bottom. What's above us above us? Raine. It's not the Bass Strait, that's the bottom. What's above us between us and Indonesia?

Besides the pirates? You're looking at me like I know anything. The Papua-Uni-Guinea Sea? The Timor Sea? Timor. Yeah. Timor Sea. I'm not thinking of East T-

No. Charles- You've also got the Indian Ocean. We already said that. Yeah, but we kind of didn't the Indian Ocean. We already said that. Yeah, but we kind of didn't go that way. You just said that we did that for London. But we kind of went up. Oh, you would have gone South China Sea for London.

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Yeah, we'll still be friends basically. As we cross the bash straight. Yeah. Yeah, nice. still be friends. As we cross the bash straight. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Are we going to Hobart? I'm going to do my favorite place. I'm going to put the hole in Hobart.

That's good. Yeah, thanks. That is good. That's fun. There's a new hole in Hobart. Are we going to go out in Hobart? I'm going to get fucking Lydia off my titty. Who knows a guy in fucking Tasmania?

I'm going out. What's a good night to party in Hobart? Every night. Yep. And I've always said that. Hobart, then Launceston. Look out Tasmania. Honestly, look out. Just before we were talking about a civil disruptor, the tart at the fucking dog park, I've actually had a similar kind of situation.

And something really fucking sickening has happened to me. Someone hogging the agility course. Maybe worse. We can decide. But I need to ask you a question. Please. You're not allowed to touch other people's balls at the bowling alley eh? Hang on I just need to take a moment because when I hear bowling, Ali, I think stakes. Stake, obviously. Yeah. So hang on, you bowl your ball and then it comes back up through the thingamathinga.

And then I feel if you've bowled that ball, you've got first dibs at it when it comes back out of the machine. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Who's been touching your balls, mate? I went bowling on the machine. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Who's been touching your balls, mate? I went bowling on the weekend. Wow. Yep. On Saturday. The keys? It was absolutely lovely. Was that the keys? It wasn't the keys. And I love the keys. It's like really close to my house. Do a great steak. It's real cool. It is cool. Like it's really like pretty, it's not like an AMF.

Like family. That's a cool bowling alley. It's old school. It's small. It AMF, like family. It's like, it's small, it's yeah, really vintage. Cool food, good cocktails. Yeah, like dark lighting. Pretty good steak. Like the, yeah, the food's unreal there. Including the steak. We went bowling and you know like how you're on one lane and the thing where the balls come out is in the middle

and then the second lane, like you're connected. You're sharing a ball dispenser with the next line. Yeah. So when we got there, there was no one else there. And this is very important. It is important. We get there, it was empty, no balls on this double line. There was four of us, Tim, my friend Tim, so my partner Torb's, my friend Tim and his partner Cam, ally, and

then so there's no balls on this lane right? Sure. The four of us all go and pick a ball each. We put the four balls onto our thing and we start to bowl. Great. We paid four people for two games. Yep. Can I just say bowling fucking sees you coming. Do they? They don't miss you. Wow, mate, you know the cool cocktails and the cool environment. Guess who's paying for that? Tony Lodge. You are? Yeah. Yep. Um, every patron that's there is paying for that. I'm guessing per person per game, nine dollars. Um, oh I can't do maths but for four people for two games was like 190 bucks. What the fuck? Yeah. What? I thought it'd be like 14 dollars. Yeah. Well, you fucking be wrong, mate. Sorry, Charles. Actually, I wanna redact that.

You're lashing out at Charles. You're lashing out at Charles. You didn't touch my balls. Okay. Is it fair to say- So I don't need to be angry with you. Is it fair to say- Bingo. I didn't even fucking do anything.

Is it fair to say? Aw. Is it not unfair to say? Would it be credulous of me to say this? Is it? It's not really sad, I don't... Fuck, bingo's throwing me. You can't think about it.

I don't know. What'd you call it? Is it fair to say that before the ball saga, you were already off guard because of the price? You know what I mean? Okay, can I tell you what actually happened? We go up there and we go, we wanna do two games for the four of us.

And they go, oh, yep, that'll be $95. Right? And we go, and I went, fuck, that's expensive. $95 for two games for four of us. And then at the end of the first game, the thing goes, yep, do you want to play again? Go to the front counter. And they go, oh, we only charged you for one.

And I went, I almost fucking had a heart attack at the first fucking price. Anyway, that's kind of, it's not the thing. But it's fair to say you were already on edge. I don't know if I was on edge, but I was happy to play and we were all in a bit of a silly fun mood. Okay, I mean, you have to be to decide to go bowling. Totally.

Was this an off the cuff decision? It was. That is crazy. I texted our group chat. I texted our group chat. Who is she? I texted our group chat and said, do you guys want to go bowling? And Tim and Cam were like, see you at the Keys in 15 minutes. Righto. Yeah.

Did you get hot chips? We did not get hot chips. Stakes? While we were bowling, you can't have food on the lane there while you're bowling. You don't want to have slippery fingers. No, but we did stay for a Parma after, because they do a gluten-free Parma. The food there is unreal actually.

So we did have a Parma after, but they don't do food on the lane, swallow thing. Anyway, so we, there's the four of us. And because we like chatting and having fun, we're kind of going slowly. It wasn't super busy. So people weren't like waiting for our line or whatever But we were like half on our side

and then um a couple Started bowling next to us top of Brianna and her partner. They were fine. We were chatting with them. That was all good When they came up they got their own two balls So if we're all doing the maths at home, that's six balls for six people. They come up, they bring their own balls, then they only do one game. So they're done way before we're even finished our first game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. They finish their thing, they take their balls with them. That's common courtesy and etiquette. Very cool. Another two people join, they also finish up, they bring their own balls, they take them away. This guy and girl walk over to bowl on the other half of our lane. They don't bring a ball with them.

Okay. How do they expect to bowl? What are they going to do? Roll themselves down? That's really funny. Sorry, Tony's trying to be angry. They start using our balls, don't they? Because obviously they can't roll themselves down.

They can't throw a shoe down there, nothing like that. They start picking up our balls. If that's not bad enough, they're picking up our fucking balls, really nearly. What do you mean, really nearly? They don't even pick up the same one every time. What? One of them-

How can they get a rhythm? How can they get to momentum? I know. Do they know their own strength or do they not? So some of the times they roll in an eight medium. Some of the times they're doing a 13 small. Some of the times they're doing a seven large. How the fuck is that okay in this day and age,

2020 fucking five. Cost of living crisis. Willynilly going down this fucking thing in this economy in Esther economy, uh and Because they're going willy-nilly and they're going every two times It's throwing us out and also, you know when you're about to bowl And you do this The hold and the step. Yep yeah yeah yeah. And how if somebody else started doing that at the same time. No you gotta let it. You stand back you give them a second till they've thrown and then you walk out. You gotta let

everyone have their moment. Oh apparently not! Apparently not because willy-nilly using balls, then really nearly standing up at the same exact time as us. Who the fuck are these people? I almost hit him in the face with the ball, but I couldn't get one because they'd fucking taken my seven small. What was he wearing?

It's not important. It's not important. I don't know if they were like a couple. Were they locals? It was a female and a male and- They from Preston? I don't know. They sound like Southsiders.

But I just thought, were you fucking born in a barn, b****? Where have you fucking come from? You're not a Northsider. I can tell. Yeah. Because a Northsider would never do that. Never.

You've crossed the bridge to be that much of a cockhead. You must be from the South if you think you can get your hand on my balls and do whatever the fuck you want with them. They might not even be from the South. They might have come be from the South. They might have come over the West Gate. Ha! I hope not. Me too!

Where's the fucking trolls going to? The trolls shouldn't have let them fucking come over! I could not believe- That is diabolical! Isn't that the worst thing you've ever heard? First the agility public dog range and now this- What- and what did you- did you just get fucked off? Did someone say anything? Well we were kind of lost. No no let me break this down. We've got Tony Lodge, we've got Torbz, we've got a

hundred percent that Tim. Or is he de-branding? He's unbranded he's now just Tim Collins. And his partner Cam. Between the four of you, Tony would love to speak up, but she would never. Thank you. Torbz just wouldn't speak up. He doesn't care. He doesn't give a fuck. You know what I mean? Like he's just like, well. When, when push comes to shove, where's Tim stand on these matters? Is he going to pipe up? I feel like Tim would, if anyone was going to. Yeah. Sorry to be annoying, but that's actually our ball. No way, he's such a pussy. None of us said anything. What's his partner Cam like? Pussy. No, he doesn't like pussy. No.

So four of you sheep. None of us said anything but though like I will say that out of in terms of like passive aggressiveness. Yeah. I stood there being like oh just wait for my ball. of like passive aggressiveness. Yeah. I stood there being like, oh, just wait for my ball. Oh, you would. Cause they throw my fucking ball. So you dropped a wheel weight. I did.

Two weeks after you said you were wanting to outlaw the wheel weight. I did drop a wheel weight. Okay. Okay. But isn't that just the worst thing you ever heard? That's fucked up. So let me pose the question to you again. They're all over the place.

It's not like you have to go buy the ball. They just get them off the fucking rack. Yeah. And that's the thing. Off the rack. They literally could chew a bowling ball. Yeah. Literally like there's a thousand right there. Just get another one.

Now I'll tell you. But because they care. I think they didn't care about it because they were just picking them up willy-nilly. If they had to wait for my eight medium every time, they would have probably been like, fuck fuck I might just get my own ball But because they were just picking up and throwing whatever they wanted now this is so tomorrow on the show we're doing irrational fears we've already started and

I didn't know I had this irrational fear until you've just mentioned it and let me Because of all the things you've said I couldn't agree more, but there's one thing that's stressing me the fuck out. What? Putting your fingers in the holes. Sort of. Yeah. Very close. Yeah.

The thought of getting, cause this is why you need to get the right ball. Don't. My irrational fear is getting when the... now don't make any jokes. No, but I know what you're gonna say. It's making me sick. When the hole's a bit too tight? I... what?

You'll like that one. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have this fear that you'll throw the bowling ball and it won't... And you'll get stuck and the weight of the ball will just take your fucking arm down the thing. Yeah, and just snap. Pop out. Or you just end up going down the fucking thing and the weight of the ball will just take your fucking arm down the thing. Yeah, and just snap, pop out. Or you just end up going down the fucking thing

on the end of it. So true. Which is why when you collect your own ball. You practice the holes. You put it in, you get a feel, this is nice. Yep. I'll take that one. And you go, ooh, yep, range of motion,

but not too big that I'm gonna slip right out of it. I'd rather be too loose than too tight Charles that's where we differ I fear. Oh, yeah Cuz it too big is just as much of a problem as too small But you're gonna get stuck in it. You're gonna get stuck in it if it's too big It's gonna be the Goldilocks of bowling balls. Just right. Yeah But yeah, so that was pretty stressful for me. Thanks for asking.

Nobody like got up out of spite and got another ball and like put it there for the ball. That's a good move Charles. I'll just get a spare one for everyone using their two lanes. But I didn't want to give them the out. But I mean- You did by not saying anything. I did because I didn't say anything. And they probably went home and they went, what a lovely time we had. And I just hope that they know it wasn't lovely cause they're cockheads.

It sounds like they thought it was lovely. Like, wasn't that lady being nice when she said, we'll wait. I thought that wasn't she nice and patient. That's really rubbing me the wrong way. Yeah. Oh my god, you love to see it here from Jessica. Hi Jessica.

She goes, it's pretty random. It's a bit of a love to see it, a bit of a start the fucking blog but I came across this video on Facebook of the cutest old man and he was making like fishing videos. Cool. Like hey if you're new to fishing let me tell you how to like tie this lure onto the thing. The dad everyone needs beautiful. The first I saw of him was like a general overview of his story he loved to fish and made these holes in videos but unfortunately he suffered a stroke. Now he's since made like a full recovery but his thing that kept him going, he's like, I just want to get back out there fishing again. And so he kind of like documented his recovery from the stroke to get out there

fishing again. And he's like, Jess is like,'s like I don't know this guy never met him I'm not even into fishing but I've just saw his story and now I just love this guy he's made a full recovery and now he's blown up a little bit on YouTube this old guy and he's now got over 100 000 subscribers on his YouTube channel I subscribed to him just because he's so cute. Now the channel is called Bill Reddick Outdoors. Finding it right now. B-I-L-L for Bill and then... I would need that. R-E-D-D-O-C-H. Sorry, how do you spell Bill? Sorry. Hey, I was supporting you at the moment. No, you so were. You so were. Oh, he looks like such a sweetheart! Now, you know how

we finish the show with a you love to see it. Yeah. I'm getting fucking served in that. God, Bill sees you coming. Now... Bill's basically a bowling alley. Let me tell you how Bill finishes his videos. Yeah? He says, always remember folks, whether you're at work or play, I hope you have a good day. Oh.

That's really beautiful. Bless his cotton socks. If that's a bingo, I'm gonna fucking slap someone. What? Nothing. Bless his cotton socks. You've never said that before, why would that be a bingo? Oh, okay, sorry. Hey, same team, best friends. Sorry, best friends. I love Bill, I hope that Bill wants to adopt me. That's beautiful. That's nice.

I've got your love to see it here. Also a bit of a start the fucking blog and a really exciting one. Lee sent this message on Patreon. Just got the best news and I wanna let you know before my wife. I just defended my dissertation and finally have a PhD. Fuck yeah.

I'm pretty sure your wife already knows, mate. Oh, he knows. Lee says, and this is really the love to say it for me. Lee says, I owe a lot of thanks to Ryan. A few years back, life happened and I stopped going to school and you know, you get busy and you just go, oh, I'll just defer for a little while. Lee says, but when Ryan decided to go get his MBA,

finish his MBA, I guess, cause you started before we started this podcast. Yeah, it's been a while, guys. I started bringing it up. But Lee said when you were talking about it, he was like, no, fuck it. I'm gonna go back to school and refuse my PhD. Lots of love to you both from Dr. Lee.

How good is that? Also the fact that Lee has completed a PhD in the time that it's taken me to still not have completed my MBA. I mean, who's comparing? Don't compare. I don't know. Comparison of the thief of joy.

Absolutely. And it's not a race. You're lapping everyone on the couch. Hang on. Like you're doing it. So you're already ahead. Doesn't matter how fast you get there. Unless there's a time deadline.

There is and I'm about to, yeah. No, you're going to get there. Yeah. Well, don't fuck my love to see it. No, no, Lee, that's huge. And I wanted to share that because to show you that, to show you that people are like inspired by the fact that you're fucking a dad.

Thank you. You run a business with the help of me, obviously. I really pull my weight. I'll be nowhere without my she-o, my bird in charge. But you know, and you fucking go on a school, like it's really incredible. So I wanted to gas you up and congratulate Lee and I think that's really cool and you really love to see it. That's the whole thing about it, you love to see it.

Lee and I, just a couple of academics doing our thing. Absolutely. A couple of really smart people. Dr. Lee. Dr. Lee. Yeah, thank you very much. It's actually very impressive. That's really cool.

Thank you, Lee. Tomorrow, tomorrow, like I said, some irrational fears, but it's irrational fears, but fun. But fun. Yeah. And not but fun. But fun. However, fun. Fun. Yes. Yes. Fun. Also. See. Love you. Bye. But oh, And no matter where you are, work or play, I hope you have a lovely day. Oh. Oh. He actually trademarked that, so you owe him cash. Well, if he's ever said love you bye, he's gonna be hearing from my fucking finance team.

Love you bye. That's mine. See you on 20th of March. 20th, 25th. Bye. 23 o'clock. Bye!