Toni and Ryan - A Professional Start To The Week

Episode Date: January 26, 2025

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That's oxio.ca and use code TARP at checkout to get your first month free. Au revoir. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Ryan, this is Tony. Now we're about to call Ali Worthington in Brisbane to approve today's episode, But what you won't know is that we tried to call her a few minutes ago and left one of the most aggressive voicemails, uh, ever. So I'm not kind of sure what sort of mood or tone Ali will have. Will she be on the defense?

Maybe she hasn't heard it yet. Let's call Ali again and hope that she hasn't. Hello, Ali. It's Tony and Ryan and we're sorry. Hello, Alison. I feel like I have to be very professional, Ali. Yeah. My name is not Alison. Oh, I'm just trying to be formal.

I'm trying my best. It's OK. OK. I forgive you. Ellie, did you hear the voicemail? I did, because I didn't. I didn't even. The phone never rang. And I just had this lovely voicemail from you guys. Lovely voicemail.

What did Tony call you in that voicemail? It's like, OK, that's me. It's OK. I called Tony call you in that voicemail? I called you a slut in the hot way. It this is Ali from Brisbane and I approve this podcast. I would like to start this week with a gripe. Oh no, but then the week started with a gripe. Our unprofessional team. I would like to start this week with a gripe. Oh, no, but then the week started with a gripe. Our unprofessional team. Oh. Charles won't shut the fuck up and stop laughing.

Yeah. I'm not going to ask, so if on the pod, what time she rocked up. Oh, I appreciate that. Thank you. Sounds like it was on time. Would you like, would you like to comment? Uh, no, you can ask my toddler. Oh, you're blaming him.

Yeah. Oh, throw him under the bath. Do I blame- Not actually. Do I blame Mabel for stuff? No, you don't. Do you mean could you or do you currently? Do I? Oh, sometimes you'll be like, oh, we had a bit of a rough night at our place, but you

never like, Mabel. That's just facts. Yeah. Like so that I don't think that you ever, not in a, you know, when some people are like, oh, sorry, my fucking kid. And you're like, whoa. No, we don't do that here. Do we need to check in? No. Like, you know?

No, to be fair, Sophie was like running a bit late and we said, oh good, I've got a massage chair in the office, so take your fucking time. I was like, oh, do we, do we want to get started away for Sophie and Ryan's like, I can't hear you. Yeah. Well, it's a skillful acting, but also just the perfect rendition because you saw it in real time and it was doing the shit at the back. Sophie is running late. I think, um, so how come I can do that? So that is really good. Really good. If anybody would like a message bank message that says, hi, it's Lauren.

I can't come to the phone right now. I'm getting a massage. I'll call you back in 10 minutes. I would do that. If anyone's got Lauren use that. I don't know any Lauren's. Why? You were I mean, you fingered that girl Lauren on a plane.

That's what she sounded like in the plane. I'm gonna come all the way wrong. That is turbulence. Because you fingered that girl right on the plane. Lauren on the plane. Sorry, not right on the plane. Is everyone, A, a professional and B, ready to start the week? No, yes. I've been staying in an Airbnb over the weekend

because I've been doing like an intensive university course and, um, yeah. And so out getting ramen. I got a photo of you having ramen by yourself. There's a ramen bar next to the university where I'm staying. And I mean, as if you're not, yeah. And where else would a ramen bar be if not we're a bunch of college students live, but Bridget gave me some advice for staying in the Airbnb and I think she was being genuine, but I feel a bit at it. And so I'm curious to know if anyone else has received some, you know,

some poignant advice from their partner. Poignant or pointed? I feel... Ated by that question. Not because it's wrong, but because it's right. Okay. But that's coming up. Should we Google that?

We'll Google the difference between poignant and pointed on Friday. Yep. Perfect. First though, kids blurting out stuff. We did, what did we do the other day? Kids getting nude. Yes. And there are a lot of comments about kids just blurting out stuff.

So people who listen to the podcast, the TARPAs, they've sent this story, starting with TARPA Hannah. Hi Hannah. My daughter and I were getting changed at the local pool. Somehow she figured out how to swing the door open. Somehow. What? Yeah. While I'm naked and she takes two steps out to the pool deck and announces to

everyone, mommy has new boobies. She's proud. Yeah. You worked hard for's proud. Yeah. You worked hard for those boobs. I love it. Because you can imagine, I'm assuming the surgery is like pretty full on. So like, oh, mommy's off task.

She's getting new boobies. Yeah. She's like, okay, great. Yeah. I mean, if I had new boobies, I'd want to show them off. Yeah. I'd be like, thanks for swinging that door open, babe. Look at him.

I'm on my way to the pool. Tapa Elena. Hi Elena. When my daughter's misbehaved, my husband storms into the room and he's like, right, who needs a spanking? And he kind of, you know, gives them a little tap and runs around and like chases them around and scares them a little bit. But for comedy purposes, I always raised my hand when he said, who's needs a spanking. That's good for Milena.

Yeah, it is good. Yeah, that is good. So we're at this cute little, the children's train the other day, going on the train. And my daughter is getting onto the train and the conductor says, oh, is this your mom? And she goes, yep, that's my mom. She likes to be spanked. And then just walks onto the train like, you know, all good.

And the conductor goes, you're not married, are you? Is daddy here as well? Yeah. Ooh. They said, I don't know whose face was more shocked, mine or the conductors. It was probably a really old man. Yeah. That was like, Oh, I need to go to church.

And finally, this came through anonymously. And when that starts with, I was going to put this in the group, but I can't put my name to this, you go, fucking here we go. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. And this is actually a good advice for all parents. They work at a daycare center and they're like, if you tell someone,

your kid something, they're telling everyone at daycare. There is like, as soon as the kid gets there, they're like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And cause I don't know, like they don't know. Yeah. We hear about future brothers and sisters before we're supposed to. We hear about dad's farts and we hear what mom says about dad when dad isn't home. Like my mom says dad's alone.

Oh my God. So Anonymous says there's these two children that get along pretty well. Like they've obviously like, they're kind of like their mates. Yeah. So, you know, you guys are good friends. Yeah, it turns out they've been having play dates and stuff like outside of, you know, like at each other's houses and stuff. Yep. That's cute.

My friend the other day said that when they were a kid, they called that a play over. A play over. Like I was like, Oh, come over after school, like for a play or whatever. Yeah. They called it a play over. Is it a play over when you like stay overnight? But isn't that play over? So, well, that was saying they had a, like a sleepover.

Um, and then the, the person, you know, it's just daycare, like they're three or four years old. And I was literally about to say that. When was your first sleepover? Surely that's like, what? Yeah. Eight or nine. I was like, I don't know.

But like, yeah. So, so anonymous is ears is pricked up and gone, oh, that's, maybe they've said the wrong word. I don't know. You like, yeah. So, so anonymous is ears is pricked up and gone, Oh, that's maybe they've said the wrong word. I don't know. You know, that's, that's not about right. Yeah. Um, so I said to the kid, Oh, does your mom really let this, this other kid stay over? Like what's going on? She goes, yeah.

Um, when the other kid comes, um, my mom comes as well. Oh, so the moms are friends. Yeah Yeah, they're family friends, I guess. Yeah. I sleep in the other child's room with them and my mom sleeps with their mom and dad in their room. And she was like, oh, okay. And she's like, oh, obviously not. It turns out, like the parents are like, Oh, fucking.

Yeah. Bit of keys in the bottle energy and they're like, Oh, you're friends with her? Yeah, well, let's just all go stay. Isn't that friendly? You guys watch a little movie in there and shut the door. Mommy's going to sleep in this room and you're not allowed in there.

Because apparently the kid was like mimicking some noises. and then it was like, what's that? And like, Oh, when mom's in with them, again, anything that happens at home. That is juicy though, isn't it? Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. So who sent this, like, daycare worker? She works at the daycare and the four year olds kind of, cause again, the kids just like,

yeah, like we all go stay over. And they love it. Like I can only imagine. They're sharing toys. They're probably watching Bluey, having a mad time. Yeah. Like if I was getting to stay over with my best friend as a kid, you'd be like, oh my God, like, and we get, whenever we go there, we get pizza and you know, you'd be thinking about.

I don't know if this is like, cause my parents weren't together, but it's like, you have these silly like, Oh, if my mom married your dad, we'd be brothers. Like how fucking fun, you know? I'm like, we could play every day. Like this would be sick. And then, um, and so I think they're like, That was really cute. A very endearing you just saying that.

That was really sweet. Did everyone talk about or not? Because everyone's parents were in loving relationships. So I'm not gonna call it. Okay. Um, like my parents were together and I said stuff like that. Yeah. Okay.

Great. Great. I was like, Oh, imagine if like we were, we were twins. Yeah. You know, like, and we could hang out all the time. Yeah. So this kid's like, and we do because, you know, our parents are together. Yeah.

They, they sleep. All three of them love it. I sleep in the spare room in their room. They've got a huge bed. So they just pile in and like all good. I mean, it's hard to meet people, isn't it? So, you know, loving family of five. In unrelated content, Mabel has just started at a new daycare and

dad will be doing the drop off. Hi, this is Ali from Brisbane and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Paradise is an all new series set in a serene community inhabited by some of the world's most prominent individuals. But this tranquility explodes when a shocking murder occurs and a high stakes investigation unfolds starring Sterling K Brown, James Marsden and Julianne this tranquility explodes when a shocking murder occurs and a high-stakes investigation unfolds. Starring Sterling K. Brown, James Marsden, and Julianne Nicholson, Paradise is streaming

January 28th only on Disney+. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas on this beautiful Monday. Jared, good on you Jared. Thanks Jared. Nadine, I love the name Nadine. Yeah. Did you ever watch the show Arthur when you were a kid? Yeah. And his little sister DW had an imaginary friend called Nadine and she was blonde and

I just thought, oh my God, loved her so much. Arthur was a great show. He's a nice guy. It's such a good show. Every day when you're walking down the street, how the feeling that you mean has an original point of view. It was a laugh man. Was that one of those ones where it was like 20 minute episodes or was that one of those

little five minuteers? It was like a 20 minute show, but I think it had two episodes in it. Like they would do like a, cause it felt like a short and fun one. Yeah. I fucking love that show. What a good guy. Um, I wonder who he's up to now. I wonder.

He'd work in IT or accounts. I was literally about to say IT 100%. Do you reckon that Buster, his best friend, the bunny, I reckon that he's a movie star. I was about to say loose cannon rock star. Like I reckon he's definitely famous. He's wearing sunglasses inside. But they're still like mates, even though they're from different worlds.

100% here, yeah. And like sometimes Arthur gets to go like to the events. Yeah. Like Buster goes like, this is my childhood best friend. And they like, they still get along, even though they've been friends for a long time. Their, their friendship hasn't changed. And Arthur's not a total bitch to Buster, which is so nice. And so then Arthur is like in the IT department

and they're having their salad on Monday and like, oh, how was your weekend? Oh yeah, I did this with the fam. What about you? Oh yeah, I went to the premiere of Mission Impossible 3 with fucking old mate. And they go, how? And he goes, yeah, B round, I went to school together.

Like. A bus stop? And they go, oh my God. What's he really like? What's he really like? Is that, those ears natural, you know, and they haven't been to a show about that? No, and by now they wouldn't be. Oh, I don't know.

I reckon they've had some fucking popping up for sure. Yeah, they don't stand up on their own no more. Kiko, you, thank you so much. Woosart, good on their own no more. Um, Keiko, you thank you so much. Was that good on your wassat says camo Kate Smith, Eden fuller, and Zoe Scott. Thank you so much for being part of it. Absolutely. Love to see it.

Love to see it. And Muffy who had the long braids. Yeah. Francine. I loved the name Francine because I thought, and Francine had an older sister and cause I had older sisters. I was like, that's exactly what it's like. Would Francine be a good name for a dog?

Yes. Yep. Francine's definitely an animal name. And I mean, it was on the show because they're all animals. So that makes sense. Um, So I've been staying in an Airbnb. Yes.

Over the weekends. Living a bachelor life. Yeah. So I've got this class, it's like an intensive and it's like 8 AM to 8 PM and it's in the city and I'm like, oh, if it finishes at 8pm, I drive all the way home, get there at 9.30 only to wake up at 7am and I'm like, am I just staying there? And even at 8pm, it's like you've got to do homework. One night I was gone till midnight in the syndicate group.

It's like a full, it's like good because you can knock a subject out real quick, but in the moment, pretty tough. So I'm like, I'm just going to stay in the city for a few days. I think it makes sense. Little staycation. Yeah. So I'm just going to stay in the city for a few days. I think it makes sense. Little staycation. Yeah. So I buy some eggs. I buy some spinach. I buy some chili. Oh, how good. And then at the end of the week, you can just throw all that out. Yep. And I thought, yeah, after not using it. And I was like, every morning I'll make myself

an omelet and cause you know, big brain food, like so I can concentrate and I'll get some juice and some yogurt and just get myself set up in the little bachelor pad. And I think those kinds of things, if you know, you've got little snackies, you can kind of go like, nah, I'll just do that instead of having to walk around and find something to order. And as we know Airbnb, when you've got a little kitchen, everything's in play. And when you're there for a few days in a row, you're like, oh, like it's just easy. Is it a big fridge?

Yeah. Like instead of like trying to pull things out of a mini bar and like, yeah. Now, Bridget said something to me and I feel added and I feel like you're going to understand. So I'm telling Bridget, I'm like, I've got all the stuff for the omelets. So then I can have a healthy breakfast and get off to a good start. So you're telling your wife this. Yeah.

Yes. And she goes, oh, it sounds great. Sounds, you know, better than just like going to a cafe every morning and getting, you know, big greasy, whatever. Even though, I better than just like going to a cafe every morning and getting, you know, big greasy, whatever. Even though, I mean, if you had to pick. Yeah. And she goes, okay, omelets sound great, but just, um, just take it easy on their

pans, yeah. What's that supposed to mean? That's really good advice from Bridget. You have fucked pans at your house, at my house. What's that supposed to mean? That's really good advice from Bridget. You have fucked pans at your house, at my house. And actually you and I had the same, bought the same really nice pans, like stainless steel ones, and you fucked both of them. So the thing about stainless is you can stain them.

They're not stainless. You can't stain them. You know what? You're right. That is a flaw in the design. Yeah. And the name. It should be called like slightly harder to stain.

Doesn't roll off the tongue as well. It actually is pretty hard. Like the thing is that- I don't find that. I know. Yeah. But when she goes, take it easy on their pen. Like, how dare you?

Was it like they had those like pen, like, how dare you? Was it like they had those like non, like black non-stick? Oh, non-stick's a bit of a myth as well. No, but non-stick, like it's hard to fuck those. I'll get something on there. How? Well, you just, I don't know. I just like it hot. But also, like when you cook things hard and fast, um, why did you just wink then? It's just, yeah, it's a bit slutty isn't it?

And we're talking about eggs. Yeah. How do you like your eggs? Fertilized. Um, but the thing is, is that when you cook things hard and fast, there burns on the outside, but it's raw on the inside. So you're supposed to cook things like. Low and slow.

Wouldn't, yeah, like not too low that it'll stews together. Yeah, I haven't found my area. Haven't found my area. So I was like, excuse me. Were you a bit like, fuck you? Yeah, absolutely. I was like, what the fuck's that supposed to mean? Yeah.

I'm just taking it easy on the pans. Well, that sounds like what Tony would say on a Patreon live stream when I'm cooking at her house. Well, I've gone through a few to be fair. It has happened. Yeah. And you said, do you want me to replace those? And your wife was like, I know how to clean it.

And I was like, how do you know how to clean it? She goes, I know how to get that off. She goes, I've bought everything. I've tried everything. Let me tell you what works. Yeah. And she's got it down to a fine art. Yeah. So I've painted this little bit of

vinegar on the side there, baking. When I call Bridget, she goes, what's he done? What do I need to help me clean? So I've got the eggs, got the spinach, got the chili. Can I ask? And this is not me. Oh, well, someone else has asked a question recently and it did feel very adding. So go on. No, no, you go. What, what day was this? So like, are we talking, is this day like you, you come in hot and you're okay.

They want. Okay. Yeah. I'm just wondering how long the eggs sat in there and did the spinach look a bit sad by the time you got to it? Things like that. Don't you talk about my spinach. Sorry. Sorry.

No, that's nasty. And we listen and we don't judge. Sorry. So I've got the eggs. I've got the spinach. I've got the chili. Got the orange juice. What chili did you get?

Like a full chili or like chili crisp oil or like, Yeah. It's like a, like a jar of the chili, but you know, the thick crushed garlic. The chili. Yeah. Whatever. It's, it's a bit crunchy and it's a bit, like a jar of the chili, but you know, like the thick- Like crushed garlic. The chili. Oh, the, yeah, whatever. It's a bit crunchy and it's a bit, and so you can't just mix it into the omelet and like, let it run.

Anyway, it's in the fridge. Yep. And then, so I've loaded it all up. I'm feeling a bit proud cause I've like prepared food, which is not my area. Yes. And then I closed the fridge door and the seal, it doesn't quite close. Right. And with a fridge, it's like it either, if it doesn't close, it's practically

not a fridge, like it's just the fucking. Well, it's not going to be running that well. Yeah. And so I'm like, I've got all this stuff and I'm here for a few days and I don't want the spinach to be wilted and stuff. And I was like, fuck me. Like, I just, like, I bought all this stuff. I got an Airbnb cause I wanted a fridge and a- So that you could cook and-

And like I said, if it doesn't fully close, it might as well not even have a door. Was it like something was too far out and it couldn't close or the seal actually wasn't working? Well, this was a question that was asked by the person after I called the Airbnb and they came around. They came right. Oh, because I was going to be there. Very high maintenance. I was going to be there for a few days and I was like, I've bought all this stuff. I've got a plan. Like, hey mate, the fridge isn't closing properly. And I've, I've bought the eggs and the spinach and the yogurt. And did you have some milk in there? So you like, oh my God. Yeah. The yogurts were a concern. Okay. On a hot couple of hot Melbourne days. Yeah. The yogurts were a concern on a couple of hot Melbourne days.

Yeah. And the person goes, Oh, I guess we'll come down and have a look. Uh huh. High maintenance. I'm feeling, and I'm like, Oh, sorry, dude. I know it's like. I thought maybe there was just a quick fix or. Yeah. Um, so it turns out that I put the egg carton in long ways and the door

was just hitting the egg carton. Turns out the pans were the least of your worries. Oh, they became a worry a few days later. Oh, I carry that. But like, I felt like that was worse than like, have you turned it on and back on, or like have you turned it on? He just like got the eggs and went

and just rotated them 90 degrees and then closed the door. And then you know what he says? Anything else? And you go, well, actually, while you're here, the TV isn't really working. Yeah. Fuck. And you go, well, actually, while you're here, the TV isn't really working. Yeah. Fuck.

And when I, and I actually, if I'm being honest, I reckon once he got there and opened it up, I immediately, you say it. Yeah. I go, it's the fucking head cut. And he goes, I think, and I went, yeah, but I couldn't then agree because it was as if I knew the whole time and it just got him to come down on the fucking weekend. You know what I mean?

So I thought, oh shit. But that, but I, oh, but I saw it. And your pride as well cracks like an egg because you're like, oh, he thinks I'm so stupid now. But to be fair, my pride was already fragile because of the pan comments. And this just really like, and then he goes, Oh, so, you know, what brings you to town? And I said, Oh, um, I'm actually really smart and doing an innovation thing. And then on his way out, he goes, Oh, be careful with those pants.

Sometimes people struggle. Fuck. Oh, that is humbling. Yeah. I gave him a five star, gave him a five star review. I was about to say, can you tip on Airbnb? Can you feel like maybe you want to give him a bit of a bump up? No, glowing review, glowing review.

Wonderful service from the owner. Very, very willing to come down and help me out. At a moment's notice at any time of the day. Yeah. They've got some new technology in there. Don't know if anyone's heard of a fridge before. Innovation. They've innovated well past what I've got at my house. He's got this technique of rotating the carton.

I think that's new. Fuck, that is hilarious. I mean, it's hilarious now. But I would have been embarrassed too. Yeah. Like, and it's just one of those things where you go, oh, well, it's just not working. And you're feeling like you got uni on the go. You got, you know, so high stress environment could happen to anyone. Could happen to anyone. When you look at Charles and Sophie and shake your head, I can, I can see that.

I can see that. It could have happened. Anyone. I'm nodding now to reiterate my point. I've got a, you'll have to see here from, um, Alan Olivia Brown. So it's actually like Aline, but, um, she has very specifically said it's pronounced like Alan and I was like, okay, we're not that bad with pronouncing names, but I do appreciate it. I disagree with your first statement. So Alan says, Hi darlings, I've been struggling at work with a new boss for over a year, come

home too many days in tears and it was really affecting like my mental health and my marriage being there. Yeah. Like it really sucks. And when you just, you spend so much time at work every day that by the time you get home, you don't have the energy to like yeah, try and make it work How's your day? I don't fucking care But also like you don't then try with your partner or your family or your housemates or whatever

Alan says one night I wrote my resignation in an email and started it for half an hour and I just couldn't hit send My husband said many encouraging things, but I just couldn't send it. Finally, he said, What do you need to hear right now to have the strength to set like you're looking at the email? I know you want to do this and you just need to be like pushed over the edge. And she said, tell me to start the fucking blog. That's what Tony and Ryan would do. So her husband scream start the fucking blog. Hit send less than a month later. Just gotten a job offer for a full-time spot doing like events planning, which is exactly what they wanted to get into. And Alan says, I'm starting the fucking blog and changing industries at 36 and beginning 2020 Thrive with a brand new job.

Fuck yeah, well done. Isn't that so amazing? Well done. It's fucking, it's tough when you don't know what's coming. Yeah. And you're taking a bit of a risk and you're like, fuck am I ready to back myself in? What if they got that energy quit

and then couldn't get a job or would we take that on? They would though. That not, not a concern. Yep, good. Everything's just always gonna be fine. Yeah. Now, how do you feel about, so when someone's like, I just can't press send if I just leaned over and hit it.

No, you can't do that. Yeah, so if you just nearly vomited. No, you can't do that. Yeah, because you feel- Because that's your energy. Yeah, but I feel like the intentions are right, but that's like a big no-no, hey? And then also, like all of a sudden,

the blame can be shifted. If they don't get a job for over a month. Well, you click the fucking button. Well, it's like, well, I wasn't ready to do it. You quit for me, you know, whereas if you do it yourself, you go, no, I'm ready for this. Yeah. Yeah. Tense, though, I. But so proud of you. It's really that's very inspirational.

I think there'd be lots of people that would hear that and go, fuck, you know, I'm 36 and I feel like I'm not able to do that. So very cool. Do you want to know the recipe to have the most worst sleep of your life? Yes. Type out that resignation email and schedule it for 7am tomorrow morning. Oh my fuck. You know, I'll just sleep on it. And then you wake up at 5 plus 7.

But scheduling, I think writing it, sleeping on it isn't scheduling it. I know. Because if you've written it. And if you wake up early and decide you want to stay, then you can delete that email. But you've got to set your alarm for 6.55 and just go, I just double checked it. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Hence you'd wake up every three minutes and go,

what time is it? It's time. I think if you did that though, wouldn't that be a great way of knowing that maybe you weren't ready to quit? Then you'd know. Yeah. Like maybe, I just love to see that.

Thanks for sharing that with us. Hope Wilson has sent this through. I hope. I was at a friend's house for dinner tonight and the dessert, they had dessert options, which first, that's my first, you'll have to see it. Oh my God. Mine's I've got a fucking icy paddle pub in the back of the freezer if you're interested in that. They said, oh, we've got some options.

They just pull open the freezer and go, would you like a Zupa Dupa? Would you like some ice cream from the tub or would you like a mango Wee's bar? Obviously I went with the Wee's bar. She pulls out the container. Bang. Hope Wilson. That is fucking amazing. Now Hope says, I don't want to go full coincidence chat, but we're covering a lot of top areas in this non-typers freezer. And she's right. Because Zupa Dupa's Wee waste bars. Yesterday I was at Coles and I thought, getting some stuff for dinner or maybe I'll get a little sweet treat. Look at this sticker on the freezer door at the Coles. Get a Wastenia and it's a whore.

Well, it's a unicorn using a Weiss bar as the horn. I think we're going to buy every Weiss bar in the world. That is the best ad I've ever seen. Isn't that amazing? That unicorn Weiss horse wants me to get a Weiss in me. Weissicorn. You know Weiss. The savior of summer. Isn't that so fun? Did you get one?

No, I didn't. I didn't. Because I just had one the other day. Yeah, it's on special. Still not enough to get you over the line? See the magnums though, just behind it. Yeah, they're not there anymore. Yeah, they're gone. And if you come over, I can't offer you one. Can I have one of those magnums you bought the other day? Yeah. Oh, no, we didn't end up buying them. They were off because I couldn't get the freezer to shut. I think there's something wrong with the seal. Yeah. We don't talk about the roof seal. That was my dad's competitor because he was a roof tiler.

We don't talk about the seal here. Who's Tyler? Thought your dad's name was Rod. Rod the roof tiler. Rod the roofer. And they go, oh, you mean roof seal? And you go, no. Rod the roofer. They go, oh you mean roof seal and you go no. Don't read up. Um, all right well we're back tomorrow.

Sorry. Is the energy weird? Sorry for bringing up the roof seal. Is the energy weird? I feel like the only thing better than a magnum is a second magnum. There I said it. I do. Yeah.

When you go, that comes in a box of four and then you have on each and you both go like four back who are you kidding yeah you know yeah well you go oh you know what I like you know those little Mars bar ice creams fuck me they literally make me come town. So good. And they come in a packet of six. And I said to Toys, I was like, oh, they're really good. Cause when we get those at last three days.

Oh, does it? Does it? Because you got, oh, we'll have one each after dinner or whatever. They're just fun size, aren't they? They're little ones. Yeah. So essentially just one Mars bar cut up six. Yeah. They're just fun size, aren't they? They're little ones. Yeah. So essentially just one Mars bar cut up six. Yeah. And you know, who are we trying to impress? Yeah, like when you open a bag of chips, you don't just eat a chip.

It's so true. So we've eaten this box of things. Yeah. Yeah. Because it was one serve, one box. So we got one box each. Can we order order Wees bars on Uber Eats right now? You probably can, yeah. I reckon. Or just go to the server around the corner. Which is, I think, where Charles got the other ones from. Get a Wees into us, yeah. Tomorrow, a Tapa, and a lot of people have seen this in the Facebook group, has said, I have sort of a confession, but also sort of need some advice.

I love giving advice. I think you'll be good at this. Oh, and a lot of people have helped her out as well. So we'll get to that tomorrow. Love you. Bye. Paradise is an all new series set in a serene community inhabited by some of the world's most prominent individuals.

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