Toni and Ryan - A Radio Station Has Reached Out

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

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There's been a lot of radio news around in Australia over the last few weeks, and I've been trying my darn just to not tell you this, but we've actually been approached. Goodbye. Hi, I'm Moe from Tel Aviv, Israel. Hi, I'm Lacey. This is Denny. We're from Mount Auburno, Illinois, USA. Hi, I'm Elsie from Roanoke, Virginia, USA, and I approve this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Tony. My name is Ryan. Thank you so much for joining us and I've got good news. Oh, we always have good news. Grabbing your partner's butt has been proven by neuroscience to reduce stress levels and lower cardiovascular risk. Partner question. Business partner?

Where are we out on? If they're down, it works. And I am. I am too. Are you in talking? You want to lower your stress, babe? Researchers at Ling Sherping. University in Sweden.

Oh, they do some wonderful stuff over there. Great stuff. They've found that if you get... See you soon. We're coming to visit. Can we sleep on your couch? They've found that your partner getting a fistful of glute drops stress hormones, fires up oxytocin and flips your nervous system, which is just science.

Peer-reviewed medical journal published science. Your partner isn't being annoying. They're just trying to save your life. I love that. I do find, and I guess this adds into all of the things that you just said, but like a little slap on the bum or a squeeze on the bum feels so silly and always gives you a giggle. So I'm not surprised that all of that is a result of that. Well, the guys at Ling Sherping University don't fuck around.

I love a little back grab. Do he? He is. Always. And do you return? Always. The favour? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So there is. One pro-grabber in my household and one not-so-appreciative grabber. So you grab Bridget on the bum and she goes, don't, or? If she says don't, there is an A on the end. She, we actually had a conversation about this the other day. She said, and this is like for not just butt grabs, but like a lot of what I would call like being fun. She says, I appreciate it, but your timing is so off.

Yeah. You need to know the moment. Yeah. Like if I'm stressed or got 18 things on the go, it's probably not the time. Stressed? Have you been to Long Churping University? Oh, true, yeah. She needs to get with the program.

Now, Torbs and I will always do a sneaky butt grab. Yeah. But he, I guess the timing is maybe also a thing because I wear a lot of dresses. Sometimes a lot of short dresses. Ooh. And if you get a butt grab and a short dress, that's your whole puss out. Yeah. Like, because it lifts your, like, if you do it, like, it lifts it up.

And so there's been times where I've had to be like, like, I'm, you know, don't. Don't. Don't. Yeah. So that would be the timing. It's never a mood timing for us. It's like a. My asses on display.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Fair. But I just love a butt grab. I think it's just so silly. I love a butt grab. I have almost done it to Charles before because I've, like, and he's nodding because he knows, but I've like walked past. and because at home, I would just.

like to talks or like yeepypip little squeeze and I've walked past Charles and being like almost just grabbed your bum just like as a reflex action yeah yeah I was like oh at Northland at the Northland car park was in the Northland car park and I said I almost just squeezed your bum and he went what he was holding a camera so there was evidence also there was evidence also if you add in the Northland car park to any conversation yeah it just changes a lot of things. It does. It does.

Yeah, and I agree. Have you ever, like, made out with a random stranger? In the Northland car park. You know. Charles, would you pick someone up at the Northland car park? Would you pick me up? Can you drive me home today?

Yeah, I can go over you home. Fuck yeah. How did you get here? I drove my car, but I'd just leave it here, change things up. You're getting drunk? Yeah.

In the Northland Carpath. Just have a couple. after we record today. It's got that energy about it today. It does. It does. If you knew to the show, let me tell you how the Tony and Ryan podcast came to existence. So Tony Lodge and I are working at Kiss the radio station in Melbourne. And Tony is an audio producer and she's the funniest person in the building.

And the building is supposed to be full of funny comedian. Tony was funny. And it was because I was there. Exhibit A. And so I was like, why don't I like pretend. to be your co-host so we can like mock up a little bit of a demo. And because you had made like videos online and you'd been on air for a long time. So I was like, I just need some advice, I think.

And I needed a bit of like, like a good push. Yeah. Because I wasn't very confident. Yeah. Yeah. And I, as you can read in Tony's excellent book, was annoyingly pushy. Annoyingly supportive. Oh, he said you were going to do that.

Where is it? Yeah. I didn't like that. But I wish I posted. Instagram, I want to post funny a video as an Instagram. I go, well, Instagram's free, sweet heart, let's see it. But I was like, I'm really embarrassed and you like, well, like, let's play, you know, it was really great, actually.

But the whole goal. So I'm still available. Well, the whole goal is to find a radio job. And there's been a lot of radio news around in Australia over the last few weeks. And I've been all weekend trying my darn just to not tell you this, but we've actually, we've been approached. It's happened. Really?

Yeah. Who buy? I think we can roll the tape. Hey Tony, Sean Craig Murphy here, content director, Fresh 92-7 in Adelaide. The Beat of Adelaide. We're the number one dance music station in Adelaide. And we're looking for a drive-time host. Four to six, Monday to Thursday.

So pretty cushy hours. I mean, not incredible money, but did I mention pretty cushy hours? Need you to do what everyone else is doing, though. I need you to apply for the job. So I thought maybe you could record a demo. Lots of Adelaide references if you can. And our premiere at the moment is a guy by the name of Peter Malinouskas, Mauls Balls, iconic landmark.

Maybe mention a promotion that we're doing at the moment. We're doing the search for the premier dance artist in Adelae. It is sponsored by a really great little venue in Adelae called Higher Vision Bar in Heinle Street. Our breakfast team, it's always good to plug the breakfast team. Tom and Callum, that's what their names are. They're kind of like Hamish and Andy, if Hamish and Andy ever did a five-day bender. Do it over a dance bed, energetic delivery, where a dance music. station after all.

Looking forward to hearing your demo. So I've got all his notes. I've got all his notes here. Oh yeah? And because they are a dance music station, I've got a bed ready to go. Okay. But would you like to record a demo? Together?

Or do they just need one? No, no, they just, unless we want to split a part-time wage at the Adelaide community station. I've got a family in there. I got kids. Kids, are? Do you have some news? No.

We've put our preferences in to Kinders. To the day. Yeah. So, well, I mean, I don't want to abandon you, but I feel like I've been fluffing you up for four and a half years and maybe, like, I can know my place. Maybe it's your time to shine. Maybe.

Fucking hell. Okay. Hang on. Adelaide's fresh 92.7. Is there any, Sean Craig Murphy is also a hero of Adelaide, the Adelaide Airwaves. Isn't he just? Free first names. I mean, you don't get that for free.

No. Now, is there any response? Obviously, we'll get to making the demo, but how are you feeling about, you know, a personalized video from the boss? I'm absolutely on it. I really, really am. Could this be your time?

I hope so. I love Adelaide, as you know. She really does. City on the beach. I've been to Rundlemore. I mean, don't waste the gold, maybe I should say. Okay, all right. Adelaide's fresh down.

22 points at the beat of Adelaide. Is that what they, is that the beat of Adelaide? Yeah, yeah, yep. Peter Malinoccus, is that his name? Not quite. Peter Malinouscas. Okay, well, you've written Peter Malinocas. My spelling isn't being good.

It's a name. Yeah, but that's not what's, it's not like, oh, it's part of the audition is Ryan good at spelling. No, this is about Tony's delivery. I'm not on trial. Do you know what I'm just realized? What? You're sabotaging me because you don't want me to leave.

I don't want you to leave. So you've given me the wrong. tell, and I appreciate it. I would never hold you back from your dreams, and I think Peter Malinouscas would agree. Peter Malinoccus, I think you mean. Did I realize that? Yeah, Peter Malinoccus is what you've written.

Oh, I reckon if you chucked an S between the O and the K. Well, that's it being spelt wrong, but it needs more letters. Yeah. Peter Malinouskas. Is that what it is? Yeah. Or just any reference, he was just giving you some examples.

What's Moll's balls? The mall's ball. Remember you... Is that what it's called? The big balls in the mall. But is that what it's called? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Farmers Union ice coffee, easy.

Fruit chocks. These are just examples. Things from Adelaide. Yeah, so but you can reference whatever you would like. Okay. Sponsored by High Vision Bar and Heinley Street. God, they're getting some free fucking promo on this as well. Yeah.

The breakfast show is Tom and Callum. Adelaide's fresh 902.7. All right. Have I got a bed or something? Yeah. How long's the bed go for? Two minutes 17. Fuck me.

Okay. You don't have to fill it. It's just background music. I want. I'll tell you right now, good talk break should be less than 17 seconds or something, isn't it? Hey. Is that what they cut you to?

This is the drive show, baby. This ain't no music shift. I'm going for a content job. Yeah. So don't they need both of us then? I can't do content on my own. I think you can. Tony and?

I think you should believe in yourself. Tony and, delayed? You don't save the gold. Yeah, sorry, okay. Charles. What am I back in our? announcing?

Calvin Harris. Of course. And that was Calvin Harris there on Adelaide's Fresh 92.7, the beat of Adelaide. I tell you what I've seen Peter Malinouskas this weekend out on the Union Ice Coffies and the Fruchocks. And you would not believe I've seen his mall's balls. Don't forget to listen tomorrow Tom and Callum are talking about our premier dance artist in Adelaide.

That's what we're trying to find. And of course, as always sponsored by Higher Vision. Bar Heinley Street. Adelaide's Fresh 902.7. Up next we have The Spins by MacMeller and Empire of the Sun, my current favourite song. And see you tomorrow on the drive home. I couldn't time out to something.

There wasn't a song to hit. How was that? Is that okay? I noticed I'm the only one clapping, but that's okay. Yeah, that's okay. Thanks for appreciating my work. I've just fingered the rest of the team for anyone not watching on YouTube. I can you.

I just felt like. Like it needed high energy. Just to clarify, like, gave them. I just fingered the team. I think, though, that because it is a dance station, you've got to have the like, blah, blah, blah. I didn't do any content though. I just did a music shift.

Do you want to put some content in? Could we edit this in or do I have to do the whole bit again? I think we go from the top. Okay. Calvin Harris. The sweet nothing. That was Calvin Harris on Adelaide's fresh 92.7. Tony Lodge driving you home today.

And you'll feel the beat of Adelaide. Oh, sorry, Culler. I haven't put your fader up yet. I've seen Peter Malinouskas this weekend. I've seen his malls balls out in the Rundle Mall, if you know what I'm saying? Get on the fruit chocks, everyone. Because you know what?

I went out for dinner at that really fancy place opposite the Spearmint Rhino this weekend. Absolutely beautiful seafood. Remember that place where you and I went for dinner that time? We had cabia. And we sat next to Bernie, Vincent, Taylor. And it was absolutely beautiful. Sorry, that's my producer Ryan on the other line. And you know what?

It's a beautiful place to live Adelaide. Why would you want to live anywhere else? Absolutely beautiful stuff. Don't forget to tune in tomorrow to Tom and Callum 6 to 9, getting you out and driving you to work. 7 till 9. Oh, 7 till 9. They're just taking it really easy.

All right. They are currently searching for the premier dance artist in Adelaide. And I think I might have a bit of a go if you know what I mean. Watch out for that video on the socials tomorrow. That's Fresh 92.0. at Adelaide.com. And coming up next, though, The Spins by Mac Miller,

Empire of the Sun, a real favourite of mine at the moment. You are listening to Adelaide's fresh 92.7, the beat of Adelaide. Oh. I think one of the great things about your audition is that you will sing the songs as well.

Yeah, oh yes. They might give you the pay rights. Those music royalties really start out enough after all. They do. And they come out of my paycheck. Do they? Yeah. Yeah, wow. I feel like I improved a lot in the second one.

And what I will say to the staff is every time Tony does anything, it's just a little bit better than the last time. You saw it in real time just now. Imagine by the Thursday of your first week. Thursday, yeah, wow. Tom, seven to nine they're doing. Yeah. I mean, we could do that.

Do they want to fuck Tom and Callum off? No, no. Adelaide institution. Are they? I don't know. I will send that back to Sean Craig Murphy. Is he on the live? Is he interested?

No, but he's when... Sean Craig Murphy. I've heard that name a lot. I know that person. Yeah, he's one of Adelaide's greatest. Wow. And was that recorded on a Zoom call? Yeah.

Did you have a Zoom call with him? Dude, I take being your cheerleader and agent very seriously. Well, were you on a Zoom call with Sean Craig Murphy? I need more details. What do you think it was for? No, I need more details. All right. Here are the details.

Do you want the real details or the showbiz details? Both. Give me showbiz first. It went a little, something like this. Hey, Sean Craig Murphy. You know how you're hiring a drive host? Do you reckon it be a good bit on Tuesday show if Tony auditioned? Amazing.

And he goes, yeah, great. What can I do when I said, tell us what you need? Amazing. Yeah. What was the real details? No, that was the real one. Oh, what was the showbiz? Oh, sorry.

The show biz is, well, they're both the same thing now. I think about it. Yeah, because. Well, the show biz is like behind the curtain. and he's like, I organise that. Yeah, that's... But on a Zoom is just so funny to me. Yeah.

Like, why would... Well, I've got to walk over to his house in Adelaide and get it in person. Just ask him to film a selfie or something. Mate. Like, getting on a Zoom is so crazy to me. I take this job seriously. No, no, and I really appreciate it. It just...

Maybe I should be auditioning for Adelaide's 927. Please. No, I'm pretty busy. No, Ryan's now going to do his talk break. Yeah. I've long retired. No, come on. But you'd said all the funny stuff.

Charles, put that better way. So we'll send that off? Would you like his notes? You won't need to send it off. He'll listen to this life. He's just heard it. He's on the phone now. Hello?

He's on Zoom. Peter Malanakis. It's Peter Malinowski. Sorry, it's my friend Peter Malinouscas. Oh, he'll welcome you to the state. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

He said he can't remember the name of the restaurant we went to. Hi. I am well from Tel Aviv Israel. I'm Elsie from Roanoke, Virginia. USA. Hi, I'm Lacey. This is Danny. We're from Matter in Illinois.

And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Yes. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tippers might be my last ever time because I might be the new hot 407 thing. What's the call? Fresh 927. Yeah. There it is.

Sorry, Jalz was put the logo up as our wallpaper. We'll be sad that we'll miss you. I can't. Why do you want me to go? No, that, no, I'm, I'm, I'm, well, this is how it started. And I thought I was like giving you a great opportunity. And Sean Craig Murphy was on the phone or Zoom as a word. All three of them.

Yeah. Sean Craig and Murphy, they were all on. There was a busy Zoom call. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Murphy's talking. New Year's talking.

New Year's Albi. Um, Kayla, thank you very much for being a champion Tapa over at our Patreon. Gemma, good on you, Gemma. That's Gemma with a G. Not a J. You know, one of the first. I ever had. Tell me.

I'm pretty sure Gemma with the J was in the first ever big brother and she was like the makeup girl. Oh, I never watched it until... It's probably because you weren't born yet. Yeah, I was probably a bit young. Yeah. Like, probably wasn't allowed to watch it yet.

Yeah. Because it was pretty... Oh, my God, she looks exactly like Dorete Kempstley from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Maybe that's what she does now. Charles, Google, Doree Kempsey. D-O-R-I-T. D-O-R-I-T.

That is, yeah. Like, they really look alike. Yep. They really look alike. Have they ever been seen? They do look alike. And go back to Gemma for a second.

They really look alike. And that picture's 20 years. So, yeah, like, maybe they are. That's what she does. That is crazy. Anyway, she was your first crush. Oh, one of them. That was just that right of year.

I was like, who's just going on TV? Like you watch on TV. What's his new hot show? Yeah. brother. That was me being in love with Rob Mills on Australian Idol, like the first season of Australian Idol. Yeah.

Yeah. What a heartthrob. Bless it. She wasn't that first season just star power? Oh my God. Cosma DeVito. Then she got nodes and she had to pull out. So sad.

I still think about that opportunity. She's from Perth. Is she? Yeah. Yeah. She's from Hamilton Hill. Where's that? Is that the good side?

Like near Frio? Oh. Oh. No. Hamilton Hill. that for us. Yeah, Hammy, they call it. Hammy Hill. Yeah. Maria.

Anyone had a crush on someone called Maria? That's not Sarah Maria from season one of Big Brother, is it? The Sarah Marie bum dance, do you remember that? She was on... Oh, so you do know this show. She was on pajamas. Like, she had like a line of clothing like in fucking Kmart or Target or something.

She was like a really big deal. It was a huge... That first season was, amazing. I didn't even know she was the first season. I remember, like, everyone started wearing bunny ears, and I was like, what? Like, I remember being like... She bunny ears and pajamas and did the bum dance.

Yeah. There she is. Yeah. With eventual winner Ben. Oh, did he win? Spoilers. Amanda Lewin could on your head. Oh, I was going to spend my whole weekend.

I was going back and watching Season one, Big Brother, 2002. What year actually was a tough? I just said 2002. What are you going to lock in? I've, I've got no idea. 2003,

I'll lock in. I'll lock in 2002 because that was your original. And I trust your gut more than you. The first season, a big brother, was 2000, before I was born. 2000.

Oh my God. When were you born? 2003. My nephew was born in 2005. That is crazy. That is disgusting. Sorry. I lied, Big Brother Australia was 2001.

Oh, I'm still wrong. Like, we still fucked it. 2001, fuck. Well, did you graduate high school? I just graduated high school. Oh. Sorry, just then when you sneezed, your legs like tensed up and I saw right down your shoulders. Why are we looking down there?

I couldn't stop. They're quite sure. They're crept up there yet. And that's fine, but because your legs tightened up, but I just saw right down. Do you like what you saw? Yeah, I did. Sorry, I've got the...

Oh, oh. Your model, Stu, um, should we leave? Yeah. Are we feeling leaving? Are we feeling leaving? Um, anything in particular that's brought that on? No, the sneeze has topped it off for me, I think.

Hang on, so 2001. Yep. What year did you graduate high school? Two thousand and five. Five. Yeah. The year Charles was born. No, the year my nephew was born.

Yeah. Bless him. Yeah. So I would have been what year nine or something. When be, oh, that is prime. Like,

it was real naughty when it first started the way. Really a big brother up late. What's left palm, Charles? Yeah, why is you itchy hand? What's that mean? Is that my, please tell me it's money in.

Oh, the job. That might mean I'm getting the job. Itchy left palm. Incoming money. Yeah. Oh my God. You supported me so well now.

I got that job. Luckily you didn't audition because I wouldn't have gotten it. You are welcome. You were just trying to save me. I've been your cheerleader and fluffer for four and a half years. And sometimes you need to let doves fly. Is that what that saying means? Yeah.

I've never heard it. I don't think it's. What's the saying where you like, you got to like, you know like um you don't want to hold you back let it like if you love it let it go and if it comes back it was yours and if it doesn't come back it was never yours to begin with i think i read that on tumbler in 2006 to year after i finished high school yeah i just graduated away hey school oh we're touching feet again amanda amanda amanda manna lewin good on your manta john hollow Sarah Z, Sarah Maze.

Virginia homes. So someone's Virginia just before when you sneezed. Ashley Schell and Chelsea Rood, like Rodney Rood. That's his daughter. Rodney Rood's daughter, Chelsea. Rodney Rood is one of the... It's like Kevin Bloody Wilson, right? Yeah, but it's the most Australian comedian ever.

Surely that's Kevin Bloody Wilson. Yeah. I'm just trying to... For people outside of Australia, that might not understand Rodney Rood. Do you think that Kevin Bloody Wilson, but also Rodney Rood, are probably more famous outside of Australia

than they are here? Maybe the opposite. Maybe no one's, like, I don't know if Rodney Rood's ever been on a plane. I reckon he drives. What a read. Charles just spat on the ground. Never been on a plane.

No, but like, he would have just driven to the next gig in his falcon and like... His dog's in the back. Yeah, because that's just the kind of guy. Yeah. Like, because some things don't trans. Like, if he had to, yeah, I don't know.

I reckon that people, like, comedians like that now on the internet would probably do pretty well. Yeah, well, he would be cancelled immediately. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you're right.

He would get a lot of views in the cancellation process. You know what I mean? Should we cut this out? Do we know what anyone? It's all true. Yeah. And we didn't do it. Apparently he's big as well in London or the UK.

Yeah. Rodney Rood or Kevin Bloody Wilson? Rodney Rood. I've never heard of Ben. Rodney Rude, I don't think it was as big as Kevin Bloody Wilson. Yeah, because I think he wasn't mainstream friendly. I think Kevin Bloody Wilson might have gone worldwide. Yeah.

What's say you looking at? And is he still around? Yep. He has, Kevin Bloody Wilson has done tours in the UK, Ireland, Canada and the USA. There you go. Is he still going now? Can't be a long Wikipedia, Charles. It's just like his website isn't the best?

He's got a website. So Rodney Rood's like Tarpers. Yes, he's. We're like mad Routers. He goes, gai, mad Rooders. You know? That's good. Or something like, yeah.

Yeah. He's still going. Kevin Bloods. He's on tour like right now. He's going to be in South Australia. Oh, we'll be away. I'll probably interview him at my radio show. Yeah.

And welcome to the Highley Street Studios, Kevin Bloody Wilson. And he goes, I've been coming. He's in the full you were born. All right. Anyway. I've seen him come and go here. It's fresh 92. He goes, I've been at the Spearmint Rino across the way.

Yeah. Woolshed. What's that? Just one of the great nightclubs to ever have a brocking bronco in it. You're like a mechanical bull in a nightclub? Yeah. That's called Woolshed. And I think it's shut down for legal reasons.

I've been to that version in Queensland of Cowboys in Queensland in New Zealand. Doesn't that just get you going? You've had a few drinks and someone goes, you know what? You know what we should do? Risk your spinal cord. Wouldn't it be fun if we just found out whether you can land on your neck and recover? Don't worry. Wouldn't that be wonderful.

My spine broke my fall. Yeah. Oh yeah. Don't worry. Yeah. You walk in but you don't walk out. Yeah. You ride out.

Yeah. It gives you a live time. All right, I've got a question for you, Ryan, and I guess Charles, because he's here, but all the tapers, I would love to know. Well, you're here. Oh, yeah. You might as well join me. Yeah, but just the way you said it. You might as well, Charles is here. Well, Charles is here.

I got a question for Ryan, Charles and Kevin Bloody Wilson. Can you say c-in Canada? That was one of his songs. Okay, anyway. Is it? What a great song. You can't say g-git in Canada. Oh, you can't say g-git in Canada.

Canada. It's a real song. Can any Canadians let us know if that is true? I've been to Canada. And I've seen you drop bombs. And it's not true. You can't say it. If I called you on the way to your house, like say I'm coming over for dinner and I'm giving

you a bell and I go, hey, I'm just on my way. Do you need anything? I'm like, I'm going to go past the Coles. Do you need anything? Yep. Are there things that you can? and can't ask for someone to grab. Well, first of all, we just need to reflect on one of my great

mottos in life in that there are no empty offers. No, and that's not what I mean and not an empty offer. No, and so, but I feel like, because that's become a bit of a meme in my brain, if you say, do you need anything, I'd be like, oh, wait, yeah, since you asked. Yeah, yeah. And I'd really lean in. But I feel like if I'm having you for dinner, I'm taking care of the dinner. Yep.

And I would say like fair game would be like, geez, you wouldn't grab a couple of ice cream or like a little dessert. Absolutely. We didn't really need a dessert. But like, fuck, if you fill in the car up and you go on the survey, you wouldn't chuck a couple of golden gay times in your fucking basketball would do. Yeah. Or drinks. Because sometimes we got some drinks, but like, oh, I like these beers.

I like that wine and it's sort of like well and even the term like and whatever you want to drink bring with you. I think that's like a. And I think that's fair game as well. Yeah. Because you're like, well, I've got some stuff here. You're welcome to it. But if there's something particular.

I like this brand. I can pick up a sixer and we'll share those. But so. And I think that's where I'm like that feels about normal feels about right. And would you say that with that reasoning and that logic that there is potentially a bit of a statute of limitations of the time slot is what you can ask for things for. Like if I called you and you go, fuck, you can't grab me some deodorant, can you? Like, I would do it, but doesn't that feel weird?

Okay. You've fucking thrown me with that. It has to be related to dinner. That's what I reckon. I'm coming to your house for a reason. Is there anything connected to that reason? It has to be connected to the reason. Because I've been, do you reckon so, Charles?

I do agree. But also, like, what if you were like, oh, I just ran out of toilet paper? And then, like, you know that they're going to need to use the toilet while they're there. That is good. That is good. So I had a few cousins come around to watch the footy the other night. Love it. And they're like, watch you.

And I was like, oh, Ridge goes, we've got people coming around. We don't like have any snacks. And I go, just bring some Doritos and some blah, blah, blah, blah. And then, because that's related to the reason that they're coming. Totally. But then if I had a said, well, the toilet paper is a great example because they go, well, if you don't bring any, you can't use the toilet. Yeah. So like help yourself by bringing some toilet paper.

But I really like this saying like, oh, why don't you, we've got dinner covered. Can you bring some nibbles? Yeah. I think that is like a nice meeting ground of like, because otherwise, when you have people over it, you end up going so over the, and then you're like, oh, fuck. I'm so fucked. I've organized all this shit. My cousin Georgia, unreal salads, unreal desserts. And she will not turn up to a place empty-handed.

Is she the one that just got married? Yes. Like we looked after Mabel for her wedding. Yeah. Oh, what kind of salad she hauling? Oh, but it's always like how creative. It's got a bunch of different stuff. She goes, what's the main?

Oh, this. Okay, well, in that case, I would do a, you know. And every time people were like, who did this salad? And everybody goes, Georgia. That's amazing. Yeah. What kind of dessert? She will do a sponge because my grandpa used to do a sponge.

But then she'll do the different kind of like sometimes it'll be like a passion-free topping or if some people like a mint, you'll do like the arrow kind of thing. Obviously not for us. Not for me, that's okay. But like if you were that way inclined, yeah, no, she'll fuck shit up. Do you know what I saw? Because you know I have like said to you, oh, how do you become someone who hosts a dinner party and you're like, invite people over have a dinner party?

It's one of the great hacks. I watched this thing. though and it was like, don't wait until you're like ready to host. It's like just start doing it because it's kind of a lost art now because people don't want to bother anyone. You don't want to have people over. It sounds like what you're saying is start the fucking blog. I am.

I love having people over. It's so fun. Dinner parties are hitting my algorithm at the moment. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but like really like here's how to do it. Here's how to set it up. Here's the thing. Honestly, same.

Yeah. When are we coming over? If only we had to, you know, a European trip coming up right now. Yeah. Well, I... Come over to my room in the Airbnb in Riga. Bring some Doritos.

And some jodorant. And see if we can't have ourselves a good time. Oh, and if you bring in Doritos, bring some, like, wipes because they get on your hands. Oh, because you get the little stickies. Yeah, yeah. There's nothing worse than having sticky hands. Can you imagine getting fingered? Can you imagine getting fingered?

Or just like... making out with someone and they've got like cheesy twisty fingers. All right. I'm just imagining like being in like, you know, like being a teenager. Well, and being like... The time when you're having Doritos is the time when you're picking up. It's at a party at about 1114 on a Saturday night.

Can you imagine having those are, oh, do you might just... So I know you're about to figure me. So I had Doritos earlier. Well, it was like, until the Doritos line for some people, that's a power move. Um, that's a bit hot though I. What? Nothing. Having Doritos.

Yum. Yum. Doritos yum yum. There's so many gross feeling powerful things to my bar. I feel like what I was going to say is just like so far away from like every day we stray further from God. Do you know what I mean? Like but um. Jesus is Lord.

I just think that. Just Lord. I think that there are like there's a category of things that are like, a casual thing to pick up for someone. And then it kind of goes into like a quite a specific item. Because if you say that like you're coming over for dinner, right? And I go, I'm making lasagna. Yeah.

And you go, can I grab anything? And I go, do you want to grab some ice creams for after? Yep. That's fair game. But if I go, can you grab me some lasagna sheets? And some bechamel sauce. Yeah. Can you grab me some besmeels?

And you go, what have all you got mints? I go, better grab some mints as well. Like I've got like. lasagna have minting it. Yeah. Oh, fuck, okay. And you don't have a lasagna trade, do you, but? Yeah, you know, I know.

Because Maddie Jay's got mine, so you don't have one that I can use, do you? So you know what? That guy threatened us with violence after we destroyed them in the AIMCO creator awards. Should have done better. And still couldn't give her your fucking lasagna tray back. Mate, I can't get over it. I'm going to send that guy cease and desist. What about if you're not going around to someone's house for dinner,

but you're going around for a hookup? Do you call and say, do you want me to grab any? thing. Yeah. I would. Or I'd text and be like, hey, like, just leaving my now see you in 30 minutes. Like, let me know if you need something from Coles. Yeah.

I think that's sweet. Would you, Charles is a hookup king. Would you do that? I have him. Oh, so you're a gentleman. Would you offer to pick something up on the way? Now, all good. But you do that on the way to my house.

Like, if you're coming to my house, you'll always say, like, can I grab anything? Yeah, and you go, yeah, some condoms and some... Yeah, El Janna. It's normally El Janna. Should we test our friendship, Tony, you and I? Yeah, always. What is the most... I'm being constantly tested.

No, that was just a silly joke. Can I take it back? Why are our feet touching again? Love you. We're holding toes. That's quite cute. Our toes are into lock. Yeah.

Like, we can bring around or ask for the most intimate personal item. And it's sort of like a game of chicken. and well you I, but I would do it. I know. You brought me

deodorant when we were on the Gold Coast. I did. You were like, I'm just going down to the convenience store and I was like, this is so rogue,

but could you get me some deodorant? I think the person at the convenience store thought I was going to hook up because I walked in and got deodorant and like a tooth brush and some chewing gum.

And he's like, this guy's going on foot. Yeah. And a rockabee milk. And you'd just been to bake us delight. So he knew that you were carbony up. A rock of his protein.

He's like, he's filling up with protein before he fills up her with protein. So yeah. She's on the white diet. Or he, sorry, not to assume. But I think that. It was to see you. Yeah, but I'm just saying he can't judge you. Yeah.

He doesn't know. I told him. The only God can judge me. And he has. He's like, where are you going? You go, have you seen Tony Lodge online? And he goes, oh my God. The host of Adelaide, one or two, seven.

92.3. 92.7. Yeah. Anyway, we were going to my sisters for dinner. And I had, I messaged her and just said, like, hey, we're leaving now. Yep. I'll be there in like 20, 30 minutes, whatever. And then she calls me and she goes, hey, any chance that you're going by the Coles?

And I was like, oh, I can. What do you need? Like, so fine. And she goes, oh, I need some semolina flower for something I'm. making tomorrow. Absolutely fucking not. Not fair game,

mate. Tomorrow's dinner. Yeah. And also. The food that I'm not going to be able to enjoy. And also not a casual thing. Like,

I wouldn't even know where to fucking look for that in a Coles. But like, so if you. Bread, milk. Favorites. Ice cream. This is why I wrote there

there's like a category of casual things that you can be like. Doritos and wipes to get the Doritos off your fingers before you think of me. And funnily enough, condoms, I think, are casual. Same. I think that that's actually so fine. Hey, babe, I'm coming over tonight and you go, hey, fuck. We're on empty. We used all 12 last week.

Do they come in a package 12? I don't know. Who's to say? We used two at a time to be safe. What, for both ends of his car because it's that long? This condoms for the top half and this one's for the base. He leaves one in the front, one in the back so we don't cross-contaminate. No, that was fucked even for them.

Where they rest in between changes? In. Leave it in. Like a snake's skin. That is. No, I don't cut back. The fuck shit we've said on this show. That is the worst.

Poor Mark Pelly, the snake hunter. He deserves better than that. It's been made worse because I think on TikTok I saw a snake shedding its skin the other day. And now I'm envisaging that in one of the other day. your orifices. And it's just like, there dragging out my asshole, like a dag on his sheet.

Charles is just showing us his, a photo of him from the weekend. Yeah, what was her name? Anyway, fucking else. So did you get the flower? Well, of course you fucking did. Well, of course I did.

Yeah, and then I was like, oh, what are you using the Simulina flower for? And we get to her house. She goes in for something for tomorrow. And you go, who's coming around tomorrow? She goes, oh, my favorite family. members. Yeah, the rest of them.

Yeah. She goes, yeah, I thought I'd get away, you away tonight. Knock you out first. Yeah. Yeah. Get you out of the way. But I, and then I was,

what I was going to say is like, what do you think is a casual thing to pick up? But we've covered it. All of those things are like so fair game. Well, there are things you're going to use for the purpose that you're there. I'm blown away by toilet paper. That's a great answer. Because I think that's still like the category of like, we'll probably use it while

you're here. You know, like during COVID um how like all the toilet paper was gone and whatever sorry but then like but then it was we had to use towels we were short um when i've been nothing but supportive no you have yeah fully yes-ended me i really appreciate it throw a little fucking dagger in there um no i love you didn't you sorry i'm getting two flitzy nah i took my shoe off so that i could finger you will get tow you again take you off i'm not gonna tell you you said that whilst our were touching.

Yeah, sorry. Put that back in your birth. Now, do you remember when it was like, all the toilet paper was gone, it was fucked, but like you could have, you were allowed to have, it wasn't like in lockdown, but it was just like the panic buying part. And I remember having people over from work and being like, can you please bring toilet paper with you? Because I've got like two rolls and that has to last us.

And everybody brought over a little roll of toilet paper. That's a cool. Jason's wife Lou brought two with her. They're doing all right. They are doing right. That's if there's ever an excuse to get started having dinner parties. It's to bring 12 paper over. Yeah, you would have profited that night.

I could have flipped that on the black market. They were going for a bit too. It was, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you could do well. To close the loop here. Yep. Where are you? I feel like you've been skirting around something that we just need to rip the band-aid off

and say it out loud. Oh. We've got a bit on coming up soon. Yep. So I'm not putting a time. on it, but I'll more mean like mentally and spiritually. It feels like you want to host a dinner party. I absolutely do.

Do you guys want to come over? Yes. When I get, when we get back from, where are we going? Riga. Stock home. And then coming home. Yeah, we should do that. Cost of entry, one toilet roll.

I'll do it. I'll bring something from work. Yeah. And you're all going to call me on your way over and go, Can I grab anything and I'm going to give you the oddest thing to pick up for me? Yeah, Giac, can you give me some two flossers on your way over? Can you adopt a puppy? Can you bring me some freshly squeezed juice?

Not from the store. I need you to squeeze it on your way over. You know how there's oranges in the fruit section at Woolworth? Yeah. Can you get six and squeeze them into a... And then go back home. Squeeze it. No, buy a squeezer from aisle four.

do it in the car park. You're in your center console. I love to say that. My love to see it today is from Lauren. Yeah. Do you finger on a plane? No, different one. I was out for dinner at a sushi place with my husband.

Yum. And I wore my tar putty. Oh, that's so fun. Similar to the one I'm wearing right now. As we were out, a random woman smiled and said, Tart. Yes. girl and kept walking.

Tapper in the wild. It was a great moment to see a tarpa in the wild and I really love to see it. I love to see that. That's amazing. Lauren, thank you very much for sharing that. That's awesome. My love to see it is I saw I was getting fuel the other night. What?

We've just said the word fingered so many times. And then you said, I was getting and I was like, no. No, so Torbs and I were out and he was getting fuel and I was like sitting in the car. Passing a princess. and your princess and you're just sitting there like waiting for it to be over. And we were sitting at the BP on Bell Street. Our favorite one? Yes.

Yep. Well. Oh, not about. Ours is plenty road. But no, the one where you can't turn left on the right hand. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I actually, yeah, that is. I was sitting there and this man and his daughter were like, he was walking and like holding the dog on the lead. And she,

he was holding her hand and she was rollerblading. It was so cute And it was kind of late Like seven or eight o'clock And so they'd walked over Well she'd bladed Obviously fair point fair play to her He's got the Dushand on like little sausage dog on the leave

And holding his daughter in the other hands That she didn't fall And they bladed into the BP And got an ice cream each And then bladed back out Like three ice creams for the three of them He and her and the Dachound The dog didn't get one

But you know she was wearing a little backpack, so maybe there was one for mom in the backpack. But it was so adorable. That is a very, very good you love to see it. I reckon there's room for it to become the greatest you love to see it of all time. And it's not by adding something, it's by taking something away. I want to see the kid on rollerblades holding the dash end on the league, like being water skied down the road.

Oh, that would be wonderful. Imagine seeing a young girl. holding a golden gay time ice cream. Yes. Skiing behind a running dash hand down Bell Street. Oh, wow. Maybe that's what's on the cards for her. You're going to build up to it.

She's just getting up some speed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I just thought it was so, like this dad just has the patience of a fucking saint. And she's hobbling along on her fucking blades.

It was so adorable. That is adorable. It was so cute. And did you just go, it just gave me the warmest feeling inside. And I was like, I've got to share that on the pod. That is.

beautiful. I thought it was so cute. So you love to say it. I do love to say that. I'll also give you a warm feeling inside if you'd like. Thank you. Tomorrow on the show, what is, tomorrow? Oh, this is new ground for our podcast. Someone, a tarpa has been through like a pretty traumatic experience. So that's very unfortunate. But they've asked for a very specific favor to help cheer them up. From the other tarpas? Yeah. And so this, I don't think, we've, had anything so specific and it like you know how there's like you asked for it like the tarppers have come through but maybe like they always do but maybe like too well

great yeah so um what's this back strap in okay strap into your old blades strap into your roller blades go get yourself on ice cream on bell street fucking settle in tomorrow's gonna be cracking out we'll chat to you then love you bye you