Toni and Ryan - A Six Pronged Podcast

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

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My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hi. And we are calling Jacob, who is in Atlanta. Ooh, I've been to Atlanta, very hot. It was very hot that day. Yeah.

It was sweaty in that hotel. And remember that car, our taxi from the hotel broke down. Oh yeah. And he just pulled over on the side of the road and we were like. Side of the road? Side of the highway. Jacob!

Hey. It's Tony. It's Tony and Ryan. Yes, hi Jacob. What are you up to? I'm just getting home from work actually. Oh, what do you do for work? The sexiest job ever.

Please say it, Jacob. I am an architectural designer. No, you're not. Oh my goodness. Oh, doesn't that just sound sexy? I think, I don't know if I told this story on the pod before Jacob, but there was this really like strong, tall, good looking guy in class at uni. And the teacher goes, Oh, what do you do for a living?

And he said, architect. And everyone just went, Oh, of course. There's just no way. Oh, Jacob. Well done. Jacob, we obviously approve of you and your lifestyle. Do you approve this podcast? Absolutely. I do. Oh my god,

a hot architect approves that podcast. See you in a minute. Hey, it's Jacob from Atlanta, Georgia, and I approve this podcast. By the time this episode comes out, will TikTok be banned or rebirthed or banned? I feel like every couple of hours it changes. So just, I mean, we're doing our best. Yeah. But then- And we're not a news show. We're not a news show.

So all good. We aren't fingering anything with a pulse. We're just doing our best. Yeah. But let me- And we're not a news show. We're not a news show. So all good. We aren't fingering anything with a pulse. We're just doing our best. So when there was a threat of TikTok being shut down, Yes. all these TikTokers were like, since this app is finally closing down, I've got something to get off my chest. It goes offline for like four hours, comes back on and they're like,

Oh, hey, how the fuck are you? All good, yeah, just don't worry about that. Just mucking around. That was like the purge. Yeah, what's the purge? You know that movie, The Purge, where like- I feel like you brought The Purge up a lot and I've not seen it any of the time.

No, no, no, no, but it's like the concept of The Purge is literally that there's like 24 hours, you can like do anything you want. It's like a pretty fucked movie. You can do anything that you want. And then the next day it's just all like, oh good, like you got it out of your system. So I feel like that's-

That's The Purge. Yeah, so I feel like that's what people did a little bit. So one of my favorite movies is almost famous. And- One of my favorite movies is The Purge. Is The Purge. I don't know if you've heard of it. A pretty simple concept. So they're on, they're a rock band and they're on a private jet.

It's Kate Hudson, isn't it? Kate Hudson. Yeah. Jason Leeds. And Jimmy Fallon is in this scene. He's like the band's manager. It's like a cameo. That's fun. So the-

He, I could see that. Yeah. The plane gets hit by lightning, and they think they're going down. And so one of the guys goes, oh, if you know, this doesn't work out, I just really wanted to say, I love all you guys. And I maybe never said it out loud, but I love you guys. And then Jimmy Fallon's character kind of goes, so once I was driving, I like hit a guy

and I like see his face every day and I've never told anyone and I just need to like say it. And then one month's like, oh yeah, I'm sleeping with your wife. And it just turns from really nice to real fucked up real quick. And then the plane is fine. Then the pilot's like, we got out of it. And then they're all like, that is ultimate anxiety. You know, have you seen, you know how the new like trend new trend? Oh my God, I'm a thousand five years old. Oh my God. But you seen, you know how the new like trend, new trend. Oh my God, I'm a thousand fucking years old. Oh my God. But you know, on today's podcast, what's trending? Who's it Tony?

But like, oh, this and a yap. And it's like it'll pan to like a diet coke, a chicken Caesar salad. And it'll be like this and a yap. Like, oh, yeah, the yap is like the chat and like yap girls or whatever. And like now the thing is like post yap regret. Like you've opened too much up and then the next day you're like, oh, or you like go, babe, it was so great to see you. Then you jump in the car and you're like, oh, yeah, I shouldn't have said that. Do you get post yap regret or do you the opposite? You just need to get it out and then you feel

free. Yeah, I feel free. But also sometimes I just black out and don't remember what I've said. Like after we do the podcast, right? Like when we record the podcast, sometimes I'm like, I cannot tell. Cause I'm just like burning through. And I mean, they know nice, like I don't mean I don't remember

cause I don't give a fuck. I mean like I- Yeah, I think you don't drink much, but you've got a lot in common with like raging alcoholics. Oh yeah, I just black out. I can't give a fuck. I mean, like I, yeah, I think you don't drink much, but you've got a lot in common with like raging alcoholics. Oh yeah. I just blacked out. I can't remember. Like I just partied last night and did all this shit and I don't remember any of it. And mine is, yeah, I really over-performed. I'm basically a hard performance athlete.

I have to take really good care of my mouth. That's a podcast, but Toni did wink at the camera when she said that. It's nice to know, isn't it? So what I'm going to do, Tony, is I'm going to read out some, I'm going to out some people here. No! I'm going to say what they confess to and then I'm going to get you to in your best influencer style. I want you to make the announcement and then realize that TikTok has stayed and sort of backtrack a little bit.

Okay. Lexi Hidalgo. Hi Lexi. So she, even if you don't know her specifically, I think you could imagine the type of person. She like is doing stories to camera and she's like making her morning coffee. Oh love. And talking about like her workout routine for the day and kind of like a here's my morning. I'm making a coffee.

Then I'm going to do it's like day. But yeah, I actually really like that. Lexi, Lex, that Tic Tocs back on Lexi said I never once drank the coffee I made in my videos and the workouts I talked about them. I barely did those either. Ladies and gentlemen, Lexi. Hang on, I need a second to grieve. Yeah, I've just decided I was going to follow this person.

She's she's taking us over a line. But imagine saying that and then tickles. She's like, oh, funny about that. So anyway, this morning I'm putting a vanilla creamer in the. Yeah. Well, you just that's amazing. I didn't realize you didn't have to do this stuff. I'd be great at morning routine videos. Yeah. Not morning routines. Because I'm great at thinking about the morning routine. Yeah. I'm not good at doing them, but I'm great at planning for them. So this morning I thought I would just do

like a classic ice long block. I'm not really feeling milk today. I've just had a bit of a funny time the last couple of days. But then what I'm going to do, I'm going to go into the gym and I'm just going to fill it out. Like I think maybe, gonna do, I'm gonna go into the gym and I'm just gonna fill it out. Like I think maybe, you know, I'm just like, maybe it's where the moon is or something like that, but I'm just, I'm gonna get up and I'm gonna give it my best go. Okay, so now that TikTok is going down, you guys,

I just, I just really have to come clean about something. Sorry, hang on. There's a cut in the video. Okay. And she comes back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's had a moment. Sorry. She's now holding her pet of whatever description it is.

Okay. Her support animal. I just, I'm really... Sorry. Another car. Yep. comes back. I just wouldn't be able to live with myself. I didn't tell you guys that I actually,

I don't really like coffee. It makes me shit myself. And so I never went to the gym either because I was worried that I was gonna shit myself. The dog runs off obviously. Okay. Because he's been drinking the coffee she's been making. Yes. Next video. April Fools. It's a bit like The Purge. We were just joking.

I thought this morning that I would make a long black cause a bit of a funny tummy. And then I thought that I'd go to the gym today and just feel it out and just give it my best go. We're all fine. Right? No one remembers. Um, Kayleigh Mae. Hi Kayleigh Mae.

She made like fancy ice cubes. Oh my God. I've seen this one. She never used any of the ice. Oh, I'm actually really disappointed about this. Is this real or is this- Yeah, no, it's real. I don't want to get on my high horse, but TikTok one way or another

was never really going to leave. No. Like fucking take that shit to the grave. Lie to me all you want, but take it to the grave. Don't ruin my day by confessing stuff like that. I just don't know why with the confession side of things, right? Weren't they just going to start posting on TikTok instead? Like Instagram?

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Like post all of their TikToks to Instagram Reels or YouTube shorts or whatever. So all of that, like their good name was still going to follow them to fucking Blue Sky or Red Note or whatever those other apps are that everyone's trying to get you to join up to. Yeah, well. Should we be doing that? Charles and I looked into it yesterday. It turns out Red Note, I don't speak or read Mandarin and it's like-

What's better than eating a Mandarin? Eating a Mandarin. But like Red Note has definitely- Thanks for ignoring that joke, Charles. Over the past week, Red Note has like tried to make everything English. Like there's now a translate to English on every post. I just, I got- The answer is probably, but like-

I really gave a lot to Threads. I'll be honest. And you got burned. And I got fucking burned. So I- That was a big weekend for us. It was huge. For those just playing, who have just joined us,

we did a Tarpathon for 51 hours straight, the same weekend that Threads came out. And no one has gone harder on Th on threads for 50 hours and then disappeared. Yeah, I was a threadfluencer and I actually, we went on the TV and they referred to me as threadfluencer Tony Lodge and now you know nothing. Maybe you should be back there. When was the last time you logged in? I'm not ready to be heard again. Finally, Meredith Buxbury. Hi, Meredith. Became famous for using crazy amounts of foundation. Like she

was that girl that used all the foundation. Oh, I don't think I've seen that. But she admitted that before she left the house, she'd wiped like a fair bit of it off. Oh, what a waste. Her skin must be so sore. Yeah, well, I think she was just like, yeah. Like, cause you even putting makeup on and taking it off, to take it off is like.

I think what happens is something goes off once and they go, I have to keep doing this. I mean, I get it. Anything for, you know, the algorithm daddy, but like, whatever. Hello everyone. I'm just putting on my foundation for the day. Um, and as TikTok is actually getting taken, well, she wouldn't be British

because I only got banned in America. Let me rethink my character. But you're right. She's just moved there. When I hear Meredith Buxbury. Um, English, right? English. Yeah.

Okay. I'm sticking with English. Um, but I think if most of your audience is America and you're not, well, it's the same result really, isn't it? Oh, so true. Yeah. So she's fairwelling her American audience. Oh, given that most of you won't be able to follow me after today, I just, I like Keira Knightley. No, it was that girl who lived next door to Joel, my birth father. Remember that night in London, we had dinner and that girl.

Suki Waterhouse. Suki that girl- Suki Waterhouse. Suki's friend. Suki Waterhouse's housemate. Who we met. That's who she- Sounded like just like that. Yeah, she did. My best friend's opening- Maybe that was Meredith Buxbury.

How was the foundation levels? Does anyone remember? I don't remember. I was really jet lagged. Yeah. One of my eyes was hanging out of my face. Well, I've actually met Meredith Buxbury and this is exactly what she sounds like. I just have to let you all know that I don't actually wear

all this foundation out of the house. I'm so sorry. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Why was that so accurate? For this bitch we've never met, don't know where she's from. And isn't British. But yet somehow that was exactly what she sounded like.

She couldn't have sounded more like, let's, oh, we can't Google until Friday. Write down where is Meredith Bucks from. And if I find out she's from fucking Arizona, I'm gonna shit. Acting. Find out Friday live, Google. I'm gonna shit. Acting. Find out Friday live Google. That is good acting. I like the bit where you pretended to be her. Yeah, that's what it is.

Oh shit, don't give out your secrets. So if you write down that we're going to Google acting on fri- Hey, it's Jacob from Atlanta, Georgia, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out. A massive shout out to... No, no. Champion tapas over at our Patreon. Meredith Buxbury has, she's left. She's left. Her and Michael Jordan are off to the airport. I was about to say, we don't normally do Patreon. Meredith Buxbury has, she's left. She's left.

Her and Michael Jordan are off to the airport. I was about to say, we don't normally do guests, Meredith is off. Mandy Arnold, good on you Mandy. Absolutely love to see it. Verona Fury, Brianna Beasley, Caitlin O'Neill. Thank you very much, Caitlin. Tyler Bonneville, Liam Trenholm, Madison Trevino and Isaac Quick. Love to see it.

Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. Thank you very much, team. Now on Monday, we announced that instead of buying two tickets to the and Isaac Quick. Love to see it. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. Thank you very much, team. Now on Monday, we announced that instead of buying two tickets to the cricket, we accidentally bought two base. Yeah. 1,496 seats at the Melbourne cricket ground, the Australian women taking on the English women,

1st of February, day three Saturday. It's going to be huge. We would like, because we can't get a refund, you to come on down. You have to dress up like Tony, because that's what the name on the ticket. Yeah, so they're going to be like, are you Tony Lodge?

They're going to look at your outfit and be like, yes, you can come in. So black and white striped t-shirt. Black and white striped t-shirt, light denim jacket. We will accept fringe or hat. Okay, well someone actually asked about, do they get bonus points for cutting a micro fringe? 100%. I think so.

It's a really bad idea because not to toot my own horn. Not everyone can do it. You wear a hat a lot these days. Are you one of them? Just a question. Just to do very- No, but I think like any bangs or fringe, people cut in a panic often. And so most people are like, oh, this person looks really good with a fringe, but I know

that like, you have to kind of like restrain yourself. Yep. So I just want to say like, yes, you will get bonus points, but like, we can't grow the hair back for you if you're not into it. We can, but just not quickly. Like, and by we, I mean, like you will do the growing. You then have to take that on. Yep.

But I think that that kind of commitment would be really fun. It would be fun. I, what are you thinking of doing? I'm going to shave my whole head, but leave a little fringe. That's actually so sweet. I could shave it for you. I've shaved your head before. You have.

Although, wasn't there a phase? I don't know if this was like when I was late primary school, early high school, some people would shave their head and leave the fringe. It was like a thing. I have seen that. And I remember this one. You look like a baby born. Oh, no, it was more like, like a, like a, like, but I remember this.

You don't have to whisper Bogan, I don't think. Okay. So I remember one person saying like, oh, I wouldn't let them cut the fringe off. Like that was like saving the dignity a little bit. And I remember my mum going, I wouldn't leave you, let you leave it at home. Like I shaved heads fine, but if you're going to do it. Anyway, I, I'm not committing to that, but I'll, it leave. I'll let you leave, yeah. I've shaved heads fine, but if you're gonna do it. Anyway, I'm not committing to that, but it's in play. You just said it's not for everyone and it's often done in a panic.

And you said that maybe that includes me. Take that back, I think. How long will it, so I've got a week and a half. I don't know if the front's long, oh, it kinda is though, eh? And then if I shave it from here back. It's very micro. If I shave it from here back. It's very micro. If I shave it from there back. I actually won't let you.

Your wife, Bridget, is a friend of mine and I don't think that I could do that to her either. Do you think we should, if I go and get a haircut anyway, we should just like. Leave the top long. No, I didn't like cut it just for the photo and then like finish the job. No. Not even. No, I don't think so. Okay.

Do it all or don't do it at all. Okay. Wait. Okay. Do it. Yeah. But there's going to be 1500 tarpas at the Melbourne Crooked Ground. There's details in Patreon and the Facebook group.

And should we chuck it on Instagram? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. When we're recording this, I think six or 700 of the 1500 have taken up. So there's going to be a whole heap of tarpers. Katie Anne. Hi Katie Anne. Has messaged, the video footage of the two bays of people is going to be so funny.

There's a lot of people from around the world like, I can't make it, but I can't wait to see it. But Katie says, should we all agree to like, tapas not there, tapas who are there to just not explain it? Oh, I like that. So other people go, what's going on? And you go, yeah, here to see the cricket. And just like, what?

But like, is that funnier that everyone commits to just like. See, I do think that is funny. But then also, like if people are asking questions, isn't that a great time to go like, Oh, Tony Ryan podcast. Like, yeah, we just did recommendation week. Isn't this the ultimate like time to recommend to strangers? Yeah. Um, what I, I will say Katie Anne for comedy purposes, agree.

Uh, for business purposes, business purposes, disagree. And when sometimes we have to be business people, not me, I'm just Natalie May. agree for business purposes. Business purposes. Disagree. Sometimes we have to be business people. Not me. I'm just personally. Natalie Mae. Now this is a pretty valid thing. Natalie Mae what?

Natalie Mae come to the cricket. Natalie Mae says, there's going to be like more than us there obviously. Thousands and thousands of people at the cricket. More than us. As in it's not just us 1500, there's going to be 20,000 people at the cricket. Yes, yeah. The law of averages says some other person

is going to be wearing a black and white striped t-shirt. Absolutely. It's a great fashion choice. Yeah. So- And they've also just cut a micro for it. So what happens when they're walking to the ground and everyone's high fiving and going, oh, dapper. And they go, hardly not.

OK, that is a very good question. Wouldn't it be hysterical if someone attending had no idea about this, but they just look over to a bay of people who are wearing the same outfit that they're wearing? They'd feel really fashionable. Well, have I sat in the wrong spot? Have you ever gone to a wedding and worn an outfit that was either quite close to like what the waiters and waitresses were wearing or really close to what the bridesmaids were wearing? I actually wore a wedding dress.

No, but like, but have you ever like been somewhere and you go, oh, I look like I'm dressed the same as like the like I'm, I'm dressed the same as like the waiters here or I'm dressed the same as, you know. When I was at Pitcher Partners, I went out for a lunch and I had like black business pants slacks on and a white shirt. And like, you've just like, oh, I kind of look like a waiter. Yeah. But so I feel like I wonder if, if you saw a whole bunch of people wearing the same thing, you'd go,

am I, have I forgotten something? Like am I supposed to be somewhere? Because you don't know about our podcast. You're like, why is there 1,496 people dressed like me? Would you just feel so fashionable? You're like, I'm very on trend. Like look at all those people. Target? yes.

Yes. I just think it's too specific to be like, oh on trend like cargo pants are back. It's like there's two. Cargo pants are back. Okay, let's sit on that for a second. Well, no one would sit on anyone that had worn cargo pants.

Cargo pants, I can hold everything except a conversation with a woman. Adele Markham. Hi Adele. Says, I'm coming from Hobart all by myself. conversation with a woman. Adele Markham. Hi Adele. Says I'm coming from Hobart all by myself. Just booked a flight. Put the hoe in Hobart Adele. And she has.

It's super intimidating, but I'm so excited to see everyone there. That is so fun. And because like the ticket's free. Yeah. So like you like make money. So if you're thinking about traveling to the cricket, it's like you've made money because the tickets free, but then like, you know what I mean? So it's like a free holiday.

So a flight from Hobart, let's say that's 150 bucks. Sure. Would that be what it costs? That's a pretty small flight. Sure. Jetstar? I have no idea. So you pay 150. And then. But then the event is free. Yeah. So you pay 150. Mm-hmm. And then- But then the event is free. Yeah.

So it's like- So you've saved 35 bucks there. No, but like the experience, priceless. So then basically, then the flight's free. It's just your time. But then when you're having fun, time flies. So it's literally like, it hasn't cost you any time. Like by the time she lands back in Hobart, it'll be the day before she left

and she'll have more money in her bank account. Isn't that amazing? It'll cost you money not to come. If you're thinking of traveling for the cricket, you will gain money, time and fun. And if you want Tony to explain that to your account or the ATO. I'm available as a doctor. I think I could probably write you like a doctor's note as well. If you need the day off from work. We can.

We will definitely do that. We'll definitely do that. It is a great idea. Love brainstorm. Yeah, it is on a Saturday. But if you're working on the weekend, work, retail, work in a restaurant. Ash Hawthorne said, I'm so excited. I could cry.

I've jumped on the bandwagon as well because I missed the last Melbourne event and I'm not missing this one. Can't wait to see you all. And this is in response to Adele. I'm also coming solo, so can't wait to meet some TARPA friends. That is so fun.

So should we, now I don't want to like, this is supposed to be helpful, but I don't know if this is like asking them. Should we have like a couple of rows for like the solo so they can like make friends? Or is everyone, I mean, I don't look really friendly. Also, I would say maybe don't come alone and bring four to five people. Tony stressed about filling out the base. Maybe just don't come alone.

Just book two and find someone on the street. There'll be someone at the hotel. And you'll see someone in a striped shirt and you go, you're coming with me. Hey mate, you got a striped shirt? Yeah. You know, I think that's fine. Otherwise get a Sharpie and just draw it on. All right.

I want you to cast your mind back to the days of single Tony. Yeah. This good looking tarpa, which you wouldn't know what that meant, but this good looking tarpa comes up to you. What do you mean I wouldn't know what that meant? Well, you wouldn't know what that meant, but this good looking tarpa comes up to you. What do you mean I wouldn't know what that meant? Well, you wouldn't know what a tarpa was 10 years ago. Oh, I thought you meant they're not good looking. And I was like, no, the other part.

Got you. Yeah. Okay. So I don't know what a tarpa is, but I see someone good looking that's into the same thing as me. Yeah. And they kind of walk over and they go like you out the front of a hotel. What am I wearing?

I'm wearing a striped shirt. Yeah. And they kind of walk over and they go like you're at the front of a hotel. Like what am I wearing? I'm wearing a striped shirt. Yeah. Okay. Oh, no, no, no, no, just regular clothes because your striped shirt is ready for later today or tomorrow or whatever. Cause you've traveled. Oh yeah. I got my glasses on. You got your glasses on. And so you know how many like out the front of the hotel or the hostel and all the cool people are having a sick. Yeah. Yeah. Because you can't smoke in the hotel. So everyone's out the front. Like they aren't official hangout. 10 years ago, could you smoke inside? I think that was like 15 years ago. A cultural thing where you'd go out the front.

Cause that's where you meet people and like bummer smoke. Oh yeah, sure. And this hot guy comes up to you and goes. First of all, never happened, but yes. He goes, hey Tony. He knows my name. No, sorry. He goes, hi, I'm- So we've met before.

So I've met this person before. We work together. Hi. What's his name? He goes, hi, I'm Raphael. Raphael Nadar? Oh my God. Yeah, actually, yes.

And he says, what's your name? I say, no, I don't like tennis. I'm going to the cricket. They're across the street from each other, ironically. And he says, what's your name? And you say? Tony. And he says, what's your name? And you say, Tony. And he goes, I don't need to tell you my name. If you want a good time, get a black and white

striped T-shirt and meet me here at midday tomorrow. Yeah. What are you doing? 10 years ago. Is my mum still alive? I'd probably call her and ask her. No, I'd meet him, I'd meet him downstairs. She said. I would not do that. I wouldn't, but I'm not very adventurous.

And that's why you're Tony Lodge and not Tony Nadal. Exactly, but. Nadal is first name. No. No, not Tony, Rafael Nadal. Take the full name. Yeah. I don't just take the entire name.

So if we got married, I'd be Tony Louise Lodge, Ryan John Dunn. Yeah. I think that's how it should work. I like that. I think that's kind of fun. Bridget Noll, Ryan John Dunn. Yes. That'd be her name.

I like that. Do you want a piece of my name when you get married to Torbs in the future? Uh, yeah. So you'll be Tony, Felicia, Louise, Ryan, John, Alex Toblerone. Yes. That is beautiful. It is. Um, I don't know if it would fit on a certificate.

Well, the acronym spells legend. Oh, good. Beat that. Sorry. I'm very excited. And I think that if people want to come and they want to bring some mates, they just have to dress up. You know, that's the only catch.

We're going to sport. You're a catch. Oh, that's nice. But we're going to sport. Sport's fun. It is fun. Someone said, does it matter if you don't love cricket? I can wholeheartedly say no. Yeah, it does not matter. I don't know what an over is.

I don't. So here's the thing about cricket. It's not one of those sports where you need to like, shut the fuck up when they're doing something. It's actually if you know baseball, what I know about baseball is like, it's a sport that you can go with a mate and just like chat and have beers and have fun in the sun and it happens to have a baseball game happening. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like a very, it's festive, but it's also like pretty calm and chill. So if you and your friend haven't caught up for a while, catch up at the cricket.

It's free. It's free. It's free. I'm not getting the first round as previously discussed, but it's a pretty chill place to hang out and have a good time. And like- If you wanna sit in a pub or a cafe, you might as well sit at the cricket. Might as well sit at the cricket.

And like, as people kinda come in, we'll be able to say hi and whatever. Like, it's chill. There's no activity. Nothing to do. I feel like maybe people are like, oh, is there like forced fun? No.

No forced fun. Like you could just come, we'll take some photos, take some videos and it will be like hell chill. So get around it. All the details in our Facebook group and on Patreon and Instagram probably as well. Yes. I've got a you love to see it slash recommendation. You love to see it. And there's a two, it's a two pronged you love to see it.

I love it when people say pronged. It's three prongeded then the first is the prong. Yeah, second is the actual prong again prong. That's good Hit Tony's hit a nerf it. Yeah There's a documentary on Netflix about the Jerry Springer show What and it is crazy It's like about the producers and how they found the guests and like how they, cause Jerry Springer was coming last in the ratings and then they started making it crazy. You know, by the end it got crazy. Yeah.

So it's sort of like, I've actually, I've never watched an episode, but like, I know all about it. Yeah, exactly. Like, is one of those. So it's, it's fucked up. Cause they're like, And you love to see it. Oh, but it's, it's just interesting how and the length.

It's not the documentary isn't pro Jerry Springer. It's just like, this is what happened behind the scenes and here's why. And is it an expose a little bit because there's like X producers and they're like, yeah, like we had to do this and we had to do that. And like, it's it's actually fascinating. And like, it's like a true crime, but it was real and it was all in public. But it's like you never really thought I'm so sorry I'm gonna stop you right there you just said it's like a trim crime but it was real well yeah

it's true crime it's like a crime but true it's like a true crime but it was real well yeah yeah says it in the name yeah does it says on the team but I get what you mean did you ever watch that like McM's documentary about like the McDonald's monopoly thing? It's a little bit like that. And well, you kind of go like, obviously it's fucked, but it's so interesting what they do. Yeah, totally. So it's great.

Now, when you imagine Jerry Springer, like from the snippets and the whatever. RIP. What? He's dead, isn't he? Oh, we'll find out on Friday. Oh. Oh my God. It's a bold thing to say without knowing What? He's dead, isn't he? Oh, we'll find out on Friday. Oh. We'll find out.

It's a bold thing to say without knowing for 100% certain. Yeah, it was. It actually was bold of me. And I really regret that it's only Wednesday. When someone says the show, what comes to mind? That he was on an episode of Jersey Shore. What?

No, when you think of the show. Jersey Shore. Jerry Springer. Oh, the person Jerry Springer. No, when you think of the show. Jersey Shore. Jerry Springer. Oh, the person Jerry Springer. No, the show Jerry Springer. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. That's what I think of. Actually, no, whenever I think about Jerry Springer,

I think about Ricky Lake, because those shows must have been on at the same time. Or like one was at two and one was at three. I think in this- And then Judge Judy. Yeah, but Oprah was number one. I feel at this stage of the world, there was about 50 of these shows.

Yeah. And so Jerry used to be 50th, Oprah was number one. I'm assuming our mate Ricky, we're team Ricky, was top five. Yep. And it was like, they're like, well, if we're gonna get from last to first,

we're gonna have to start doing some crazy shit. And it worked. Yeah. That's insane. But there was always fights. Yes. But there's people like, you cheated, you come back. And they're like, so the show is called and this is my way you love to see it with and you love to see it. Yeah. Fights, camera, action. Oh, that's good.

That is very good. I saw that and I went, yes, they do know what they're doing. Oh, what a clever little thing. Yeah, that's my went, yes, they do know what they're doing. What a clever little thing. Yeah, that's my recommendation for today. I like that. I've got a love to see it here from Pearl, who sent this through on Patreon.

And I think this is just the best you love to see it ever. Tony, just wanted to let you know that you can pronounce the word amblyance. Sorry, Pearl. Yeah, no, no, no. And sorry that you were probably born in the 40s. Because it turns out that because everybody knows you're now multilingual because you've been saying it in Scottish Gaelic all this time. Amblyance.

And if anyone questions you, you can say, Oh, sorry. I just forgot how to say it in English. Oh, what's that? Do you love to see it or a power play up? We've talked about this is me being smug in for 2025. Sorry. I just forgot how to say it in English. Um, I think that was like when you were trying to impress people, you go, Oh,

sorry, what's the English word for yes. And then people go home. What's going on there? Yeah. Or you go, Oh, go oh zoo jalore oh sorry i've just come back from paris you know how good is that that's my opposite so not only i so is your love to see it being bilingual is it being smug is it being able to use the line it's a three-pronged you love to see so all together we had a six-pronged show can we call today's show a six pronged podcast? Yes. Done.

Oh God, take the day off. Zut alors. Oh sorry, you've just gone back from Paris. Sorry, I've just been in Paris. You're in Paris by that. Sorry? That's so embarrassing for you. You can't say the same one that I've done.

I'm supporting you. Do you think that people that listen to this podcast have a Paris social relationship? That's pretty good. Is that okay? Yeah I don't have my, I don't know anything that rhymes with Paris. It doesn't have to rhyme with... Paras. I don't understand the game. Do you have an umbrella or a parasol? It's a lady's umbrella from back in the day. Ryan, what do you need when you jump out of a plane? Your will. A parachute.

That's good, Soph. Write that down. Tomorrow, normal or nah? down. Oh. Tomorrow, no or no. Maybe. We don't know. Improving on my ability to make fun with the word Paris. Tomorrow, Toni has a story about a toaster. And she's backed it in. I have backed it in.

She goes, I'm gonna ring the gold tomorrow. No. I've got a story about a toaster. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm lashing out. All will be revealed tomorrow. You are lashing out. Yep.

You're being nasty. Yeah. Yep. All right. See you tomorrow. Love you. Bye. Fights, camera, action.

Suit your law. Parasite.