Toni and Ryan - A Snake in Toni's Shower

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

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There's a snake in our shower. And I was just messaging my boyfriend saying like, oh my God, what we do? Who do we call about something? And I said, should we call the police because it's a broken end up. Then I said, more like snake and enter. Hi, I'm Jordan from Sydney, Australia.

Hi, I'm Camille from Casherville, Texas. Hi, I'm Rachel from Adelaide, Australia. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Tony Lodge. my name is Ryan John. Thank you so much for hanging out with us. If you had a stressful day or you're off to work and you have to be serious,

you can actually just be silly with us for 30 minutes. A bit of a brain break. And people did like last week. The soor bay of your day. The sawbay of your day, the pallet cleanser. The pallet cleanser podcast. Yesterday were chatting about kids going to daycare and saying some rank stuff about their parents. And kids like not really knowing what some things mean.

Yeah. Becca. Hi, Becca. Do you remember like this concept of like, well my dad's better than your dad. Oh, yeah. Or like my brother will beat you up. Yeah.

So one kid, so she works at a school. Yep. One guy goes, my dad's got a boat. And the other guy goes, well, my dad's got diabetes. Not like, I think, like didn't really know what that meant. But I don't think. Hey, how's he going? He thinks he won that fight and I don't think he did.

Diabolies. Diabolical. Is diabetes hereditary? I'm just trying to find out how much this. guy didn't win. I don't believe so. Or because I think type one and type two are different, right? But the thing, the way that...

Sorry to the diabetes community that we don't know the answer to that. The way that that guy thought he was winning an argument by dropping that one in. But like, as a kid, though, you do, like you say shit like that. What's he got? Yeah, well, my dad's got a special little pack he wears on his arm. Yeah. You would think that was pretty cool as a kid. What's a little pack on the arm?

Well, you know how they wear some of, some people with diabetes? they wear like the patch on the back of their arm with like the insulin pump. Geez, aren't they great. I thought when you said that out loud, I was imagining, you know those old tough guys that have like a pack of cigarettes rolled up in this week. Oh my God, so hot.

Do you know who is so hot? Like, if we were to do a hear me out cake, here is the first person that I would put. Snake from the Simpsons. Tony loves a bad. If you knew to the show, Tony loves a bad boy.

I love a bad boy. Yeah. And Snake from the Simpsons always had the cigarette packet in his arm. He wore that, he like drove that cool car. Like a denim vest without sleeves? Yeah. No, he doesn't wear a denim vest. Pull up snake from a Simpson's sleeves.

Does he not have a denim vest? No, he doesn't wear a denim vest. He just wears a white t-shirt. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. In my dreams he was always shirtless. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. No, I'm actually so sorry.

I thought he just wore a white t-shirt. There's the cigarettes, though. Oh my God, it's a Reddit thread saying what's under his shirt. It's sickies. But yeah, so I had such a... Maybe it is. the diabetic insulin pump. Oh yeah, maybe.

I had such a crush on snake from The Simpsons. Oh, click on that one. Thought he was such a bad boy. No, right. Oh, hot as. Right. That's fan art. Wow.

The one with the, um, the nutmegs one over Charles. The one with, so it's like, yeah, an illustration of snake covered in tattoos. Don't you think in that photo he looks like Maddie Matheson? Yes. of a sudden all of my crushers are combining into one. Wow. Wouldn't? Okay, here's a podcast I want to see.

Yeah. Snake and Maddie Matheson, like talking about their favorite ways to eat mashed potato. Oh, and they would kill. That would do so well. And if someone's not listening to that podcast, it's because I've died. Speaking of snakes.

Welcome to Australia, ladies and gentlemen. Ozzy, Ozzie. Ooi, oy, oy. Thank you. Another good call and response in Australia is A, A, AAPT! Smart chat. Nice.

I didn't know that we did that until I said it. What do you mean? Well, I didn't know where you... They used to do that at the footy and stuff. Did they? Yes! Sorry. Yeah, at the fucking, at the Subi Oval,

that people would yell at it out. Isn't that like an advertising slogan? Yeah. Jeez, we're good to those brands. We are. It's like the reading, writing, line. One three,

006. Like, we're just remembering ads. We are very gullible to advertising in Australia. A catchy jingle, we'd do anything.

We'll buy anything. Send through your sexy jingle. Catchy jingle. Catchy. Antonio will buy it. I will. 100%.

Anyway, welcome to Australia. I feel like from outside of Australia, people assume there's koalas and kangaroos everywhere,

which there is. Yeah. The red sand of the outback. Oh, red dirt. Is that dirt? Well, you call it red dirt. It's quite fine normally. Like red dirt's quite fine.

Smooth. Yeah, it is. It's beautiful. Barbecues at the beach, the park, in the backyard. And obviously people think that there's all these crazy animals that just want to kill us. And today, ladies and gentlemen, I present Tony Lodge. I've got a video. to show you.

Hit play on that bad boy. Oh, it's a photo of you in your bathroom not wearing much. I'm quite naked, yeah, sorry. I'm already a fan of this video. I was just having my shower. This isn't that funny, but there's a snake in our shower. Again, not that funny. There's a snake in our shower.

And I was just messaging my boyfriend saying like, oh my God, what we do? Who do we call about something? And I said, should we call the police? Because it's a broken enter. then I said more like snake is

but genuinely there's a snake in our shower unbelievable comedy Thank you so much I could know I was so proud of myself but more importantly well not less importantly moderately important

do we see the snake because you've hooked me through I know I can show you this snake you should have dropped a like for part two well I have a posted this anywhere that I just feel miss it. That's what you got to hook it through.

Should I post this on TikTok? Absolutely. Okay. It's there now. And let's do it. Let's do it. Um, I'm a thing that's like,

oh, living in Australia, be like, you know, how people do that. Um, so this is, if you watch that video,

there's no audio, but it's like me zooming in. And if you swipe over one more time, I think it's a close up of the snake. How did it even get there? It's so bizarre. So, does it come through a crack in the shower or something?

Well, okay, let me run you through the thing. what was happening. Sorry, I just wiped again. Okay, just wait. Just wait. Just wait.

Okay. So I am in the shower. This is yesterday. I'm in the shower. I'm washing my hair. And I jar my glasses on. Oh, of course. So I'm already somewhat impaired because I can't really see.

I've been in the shower for probably 10 or 50. I'm doing an everything shower. I'm washing. I'm shaven. I'm doing the whole bit. Yep. I've been in there. for a little while

too long to then realize there's a snake in there with you there's been a snake there the whole time what size is the snake well so I go to grab I've rinsed out my shampoo two rounds of shampoo obviously but I've just rinsed out my shampoo

because I do shampoo lather rinse shampoo lather rinse and then I condition I wonder are you in there for so long are you got to do a double shampoo everyone knows that anyway do they Charles do you know that I don't know yeah Everyone know that.

Anyway, Danny, did you know that? Yeah, thank you. Okay. Lily? Yep. Okay. Anyway, so I go to grab the shampoo and I feel on my... I feel on my hand and I kind of go, oh, what's that?

I can't really see, but the white bottle of the shampoo and the white tile in my bar, it's like white subway tile. I see like the black thing and I go, that's a snake. Like I see the scales. I see the like little pattern on the back and I go, that's a fucking snake. Okay. And I hop out of the shower quickly. So I've got like my hair is sopping wet.

I'm soaking. Sorry, can you just say that? But in a sexy. I'm soaking. I've just come out of the shower and I want to see your snake I heard it was in everything shower anyway

and I quickly hop out there's fucking water everywhere and I quickly hop out and just grab my glasses so that I can see like what's going on and I'm like that's a fucking snake okay cool I hop back in the shower

because I've got a condition still so I hop back in the shower no no no no So I hop back in the shower because I'm like, well, like, if I just keep an eye on it, oh no, if it starts to move back and hop out of the shower. There's a fucking snake in your shower. I'm a tough slut. But I needed to condition my hair.

Anyway, so I am like in the shower with my glasses on. Yep. So you can keep an honor. So you can keep an honor. Like this. I got my eyes on the fucking snake like this. My fucking eye on you. Was he eye on you back?

all I could see was the little bend in it afterwards because it had kind of curled up underneath the shampoo. Anyway, so I hop out of the shower. I text Torbs and I go, bitch, there's a fucking snake in our shower. Like, what should I do? He's at work. And he doesn't get home until quite late. It was probably like four o'clock yesterday afternoon. And he goes, what do we do?

And I was like, I actually don't know. Then I dropped the snake and enter gear. Very, very good. I decided to film that video to show you. Very funny. And then I'm like, okay, well, actually, now we need to do something. Like, good jokes, not just get the job done. Well, I hope so.

The snake laughs and goes, good one, dog. Anyway, I'll see myself out. You know, and slitters on out. Take the laugh. Hit the ad break. Bye, babe. Have a great time. Don't hit traffic on the way out.

Yeah, coming up next. Yeah. So we do the snake and enter gear and then we go, fuck. We actually, we have to do something. Tobs goes, can you see, do you know how big it is? And I was like, I can only see the little bend. I don't really know what to do. Torbs is like, do we call the Ranger?

Because you can't kill a snake. Like, you're not allowed to. And like, I wouldn't anyway. What am I going to do then with a dead snake in my fucking shower? Yeah. And so I go, should we call the Ranger? Like, what do we actually need to do? What is the Ranger?

I feel like we often refer- We just say it. We say it all the time. Is it just someone from the council? But are they a ranger? Like our local municipality? I don't know. Yeah, because sometimes there's like an animal,

I'll call the Ranger. And I go, is that a real thing? Is that a real person? We just say that word. Yeah. We just say this word, Ranger, expecting it to mean something. Is someone going to come? Do you know a Ranger?

No. Away in a Ranger, I believe that song was. Well, I hardly know what. Yeah. And so we talk about like... You're thinking of a wranga. Arangetang a dang. A monkey comes and takes the snake.

Anyway, so I go, what do we actually fucking do? Do we call the Ranger? And Torbs goes, I've just Googled. Isn't what I've seen here? I've just Googled and there's a guy you can call and I go, what do you mean? Just some guy. And he goes, his name's Mark Pelly

and the website is called snake hunter. He's the snake hunter on Instagram. And so afterwards I looked him up and he is quite famous. He's followed by Hugh Van Kylanberg. And wouldn't you just? Yeah. Anyway, so I... You know what's imperfect?

A snake in my shower. A snake in my fucking bathroom. Okay. So I am not exaggerating, right? when I say this is the best I've ever spoken to up to a certain point. You'll know when the tone shifts. Can I actually just, of course he was. He's a great guy.

Could you imagine? This is Mark Pelly on the tally. Oh, Mark Pelley on the tally. Look at it. No, but if you, like, because I've seen a few snake catching, usually it's more of a Queensland than a Melbourne. Yeah, yeah. But don't they, they just come in with their boots and their big hook in a bag.

And they're just like. The big hook in the back. Yes. And you just go, get a cobber and you fucking get a y'all. I got a snake to you I'll fucking get in there and take care and you just go what? And they're just so calm. A good

motherfucker these people are. They're so calm and they always so this maybe isn't normal for anyone outside of Australia but the thing about like our wildlife is that there is a lot of respect. Like people that do this kind of job they are like

pro snakes and they have a lot of education. It's not about killing them. It's about like rehabilitating them. let them out in the wild, whatever. Anyway, I call this guy, Bibbubbub, bring, bring, Mark Pelly, and I go, is this the snake hunter? And he goes, where are you located?

And I go, I'm in reservoir. He goes, talk to me. What are we looking at? And this guy is just, well, he's like, I need to stay calm. I need to get to the point. If someone's calling the snake hunter, you better believe that they're probably not in a great

fucking position. I know the people that I'm about to bag out, not bag out question question are really important yeah i find the people answering the phone on triple zero too calm they are too calm you want them to be like you're right to call us or like hey this fuck things happen and they go oh my fucking god we'll send someone right away and they go bitch so fair okay yeah no but you call them and they go oh so what colors your fence and you go yeah and because i don't know that someone's already on the way yeah i'm just like can you give me some updates.

Or just, I'm sick of answering you fucking quick. Oh, so John, is that J-O-N or J-H-O-N? And not send the fucking fire brigade. And they go, someone's on the way and I go, well, it would have been great if you did. Yeah, I go, okay. This guy is the energy. He was and he met me where I was at. Yeah, great.

And he goes, talk to me. Talk to me. What are we looking at? And I said, I feel a little bit embarrassed. It's quite small, but there's, I think there's a snake in my shower. And he goes, he goes, amazing. Send me a photo. He's like, what are we looking at?

Like, what is it? Oh, it's not the old reservoir shower snake, is it? You wouldn't fucking believe it. And he goes, he goes, I'm going to stop you right there. Nothing's too small. I'm here to help. And I've always said that. No, I've said that to you.

When I try and catch a little, I've got my hook in my bag. I go, woo-who-hoo-ho-ho-ho-hunter. I hardly know what I'm called. I'm surprised when you said, hi, it's Tony. And he goes, oh, takes the snake hunter to know a snake hunter to know a snake hunter. You know what I'm saying, Dahl? Yeah, yeah, we've got a few in our time between the two of us, haven't we? Oh, I remember that night?

Yeah. Anyway, and then, so I feel a bit silly. It looks quite small, but that's, and he goes, nothing's too small. Like, thanks for ringing. Like, what can we, you know, what do you want me to do? And I go, yep, so it's curled up behind the thing, so I can't really see it? And he goes, can you send me a photo? Yep, no worries.

And then he goes, oh, I wouldn't worry. I went, I'm sorry, what? Are you the c-in that said too small, not small? He's just gassed you up 30 seconds ago. Yeah, he just told me that this is all good. Yeah. And he goes, oh, and this is where the tone starts to change a little bit for me. Oh.

And I go, sorry? And he goes, oh, from the pattern that I can see, of the tiny bit that's exposed, from the pattern I can see, I'm pretty sure it's a lizard. And I go, oh, okay. And he goes, yep, I would never, ever put someone in danger. He goes, but I'm confident if you move that. conditioner bottle, you will see feet. Like, I'm just so sure.

He goes, I'll stay on the line with you. And I go, so you want me to do fucking what? Yeah. And he goes, yep, so I want you to move the bottle and expose the being and let me know what you see. See if there's some legs on it. And I went, well, no. What?

Anyway. Does he want you to die? He goes, I would never put you in danger. And I was like, but this is not, not my territory. You know, like, anyway. So he goes, if you've got. something long you can grab and poke it out of the way and don't get up close to it if that makes you feel better. So I grabbed a hairbrush and kind of like knocked the conditioner

bottle out of the way. And lo and behold, it does have feet, right? It's a lizard. And I go, oh my God, it's a lizard. He goes, great, no worries. All right. Thanks for calling. And I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the line. What do I do with a lizard in my fucking shower? This doesn't change anything, really. And he goes, oh, she'd be right, mate. That lizard will just eat your mozzies. All good. See you, mate.

And I go, no, no, no. No, like, sorry, I'm aware that you're the snake hunter. And this might be below your paygrash. If you got a cousin or something that's like the lizard hunter. You got a lizard, mate, you know? Like, what are you talking about? I'm not going to be getting nude with a lizard in my shower. And he goes, nah, mate, she'd be right.

Thanks for calling. Hangs up. So now there's a lizard. Still there. Still there. Still there. Question. Yeah, question.

Any flies in the shower? Significantly less. I'm Camille from Caschville, Texas. I'm Jordan from Sydney, Australia. Hi, I'm Rachel from Adelaide Australia. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Welcome back. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpers,

which is a tier on our Patreon. There's a bit of exclusive stuff over there. There's a champion tarpa group chat you can be part of and make friends with other tarpers. So if you want to check it out, can. A few of them Perry. Good on you Perry. S. J. Oll. Good on you, Jay. Morgan Lee Douglas. MLD. Dorothy Hobbs. I wonder if that's Dory who I played pickleball with the other week. It is. I played with Dory. She was 80. I said, I know, I said, I know you should never ask this of a lady,

Dory. How old are you, sweetheart? And she goes, I'm 83. Fuck yeah. And her left hand forehand would have taken that list. it out of your shower. Should I call Dory up and get her to come around? I have never felt safer, knowing I was on the same side of a pick of a ball court with Dory. Yeah, you wouldn't want a verser. No, but she goes, she goes, I'm pretty good at the, uh, the forehand.

But can you, you, you'll get the short ones for me on your young fella. And I went, yeah, no, Dory, I got the short ones for you. I'll just stand back here in the baseline and fucking let it root. You got a short one for her. Yeah. Um, so is that her? Dorothy Hobbs, yep. Thanks, hobby.

Um, she said, call me back Ryan. Might be pregnant. imagine getting that message call me back I'm 83 y'all sorry you know when they do that like oh but how old would you be at a 20 first

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Quite truthfully. I'm about to throw Charles on the bus here. But if you would like to come hang out with us this Sunday in Riga, there might be one or two seats. It might actually be done. But then next Friday night we are in Stockholm in Sweden. We're doing a live recording in a nice old theatre. So is it TARP recording?

tap live recording.com. Type live recordings. Yep, I've got both. So you can type either. And I know what shall I? Okay. But that's selling pretty quick as well. So get in quick, I reckon.

For next Friday night in Stockholm. And Riga this Sunday is pretty tight. And if you have a great time, we would love to hear about it. Yeah, please. And send on the feedback to people so that they can go, you know what? I'll catch the next one.

You will catch the next one. Yeah. In Dublin and then a hens party in London. Hens Party in London, a live show. We're very excited about it. I want to talk about name numerology. Yes, okay. What?

Sorry, I agreed and was like, what is it? Name numerology. I should have realized that I can't say this word before. Is this like a horoscope? It's got that energy. Okay. Name numerology is the theory that your name isn't random, that the letters in it add up to a number that basically describes who you are as a person.

Oh. So I'll put the maths like a link in stuff because it's like T equals this number and O equals that number and it kind of adds up to a number and kind of says what you are. Sure. There's the leader, the peacemaker, the creative, the builder, the free spirit, the nurturer, the seeker, the powerhouse, the humanitarian. But then there's, so that's numbers one to nine. But then there's three master numbers. So if you land on an 11, a 22 or a 33,

Oh. You are either the master visionary, the master builder or the master guide and teacher. Oh. Now, is there any of those that stood out to you or less likely? Like what? You read out a lot of stuff. I know, there's a lot there.

There's a lot. But, you know, it's a scientific process. I understand that. I appreciate it. 12 different types. Um, when you said, I would, the peacemaker. I'd probably like to not be the peacemaker. I wouldn't hate being the creative.

The creative. Or the master builder. The master builder. I'll be a master something. Well, there's only three master numbers. 11, 22 and 33. So question, are the numbers like alphabetical, like, no, it's pretty random.

Okay. So it's not like A is one, B is two. Or whatever. Yeah, no, it's a bit mixed up. And then what, like, if it gets over 10, say you're 14. Yeah. Then you go one plus four equals five. So it all comes back down again.

Oh, I see. Or if it equals 72, it would be seven plus two with nine. He'd be a nine. Oh, he's quite scientific. Unless you land on 11, 22 or 33, they're the master numbers. Then you've got to stick with them. Oh, my God. Are you, you've been through it.

You're a fucking mathematician. Now, there's a couple of crazy things. Can I ask a question? always are you and I had a disadvantage for this because we've got short names like we both got a four four banger no because when you do the like fucking charles william patterson over there like he's got like save some letters for the rest of us yeah but say in theory he gets a hundred and twelve one plus one plus two is four so it brings it all back around oh i see you know so it actually got you because i thought the same like oh so longer names are going to have higher numbers and

who yeah no so it averages it's how bad and does stuff so they've thought about it's about it when they've done the science. Yeah. Yeah. Except if you're a master number of 11, 22, 33. 22. Tony. T is two.

Oh is six. N is five. I is nine. Tony is 22. A master number. You should not have told me that, A. Which one is it? 22.

22 is the master builder. It was the most powerful, the most powerful master number. Because it embodies a unique energy, that of the builder, one who transforms dreams into real life projects, often with a global or collective scope of other people's wisdom and builds them together to make the world a better place. Also, suck stick like a motherfucker. I didn't expect that one. Yeah, master builder. Yeah. Hardly, no.

Yeah. Can I say something that is maybe not the route you were planning on this going down, but like, and is a little bit maybe vulnerable. Hey, is that okay? We're doing name numerology. We're here. Yeah, we're here for it. I, are you trying?

I am a little bit because I have never, and you know this as well, ever felt connected to my name whatsoever. You haven't. Felt like it doesn't suit me, doesn't suit my person. I don't feel like a Tony. But hearing that, I'm like, oh my God, like there is something about it that, you know. So this has come into light because someone who works for, I think the New York Post or New York Times, like read right into it and did like a deep dive and they went and spoke to a person about it. Wow.

And they said the same thing. They thought, oh, I thought it was just like a label you stick on the front of someone. And she was sort of didn't really know where she stood and she's like, and I did this thing. And I walked out and I was like, I know. why this is my name. That described, like it read me like an x-ray and I feel like I know myself even better and it all makes sense now. Like it feels like a reinforced like sense of self in a way to hear something like that.

I'm like, oh my God. Like that, do you think that feels accurate for me? I think so. Like, you know, that's really crazy. Yeah. What's yours? Transforms dreams. Now.

That's so beautiful. Charles, can you look up your, just say, name. numerology Charles what number did you get did what number did you get I got 22 so you're also a master builder yeah okay so okay uh Ryan don't I was gonna like let's read another one now what was a weird yeah well we're short of time so Ryan R is nine Y is seven A is one N is five I am 22 oh you're fucking me no well that is absolutely true for you. Is everyone

22? That's what I was like, is this, is everyone? Did you know that Charles was 22? No, I didn't. That's why I asked. Charles, we asked about your name, you know, literally the reason I asked him because I was like,

if I'm going to, yeah, a little bit of balance here on the fucking, because I'm about to reveal the exact same thing. I just put Lily in and Lily is eight. Oh, here we go. Sucker! Lily is the powerhouse. Oh.

Oh. Hang on, this is what the lady in the New York Times said. I walked out of my session feeling like someone had finally put words to what I'd quietly known about myself. She'd taken the letters of my name, run them through numerology and handed me an x-ray of my own character. Every single interpretation landed unsettlingly accurate like my name had always been quietly describing me.

Oh, it feels like it means a little bit less now that we all got the same. Oh no, no, because they'll got a different one. Yeah. I think though... Type in Tommy and Danny. I think though for us being the master builder, I think it is true for all three of us in different, like it's hits different for each of us, don't you reckon?

Yeah, different parts of the builder. Yeah. What do we got? Danny is number 11. 11. Oh, there's another master number. The master intuitive, the visionary. Danny.

A powerful channel. for spiritual inspiration and creativity. 1,000% carrying a very high mystical energy. So true. I get that from Danny 1,000%. Intuitive, clairvoyant and spiritual awakening. It requires a balance of sensitivity and inner strength.

Does that feel true for you? Yeah, but that's like we work. Oh, well, we can't do Danielle as well. You get one. How many fucking omist tissue? But, fine, do Danielle. That equals 12, the greedy slot. Okay.

Yeah. Oh, Daniel. That was rough. I'm sorry. I would never talk about the clear variant like that. Um, what's Tommy? Tommy's 20. Okay, so two plus O is two. He's the peacemaker. That's so true. That's so true. All right. And put Danielle in.

Uh, 27. Which means is nine. She's the humanitarian. Oh, that's also accurate. Does everyone match all of them? I mean, maybe. Tommy, what's your legal name? Tommy. Tommy.

I chuck a Tom in. T-O-M. Do T-H-O-M. We'll do Tom Woods. Okay. T-H-O-M. Yep. Is number 20.

So that's two is the peacemaker. Okay. Can you do the TORPS? They all work for everyone. Okay. Oh, but do Alex. Alex. A-L-E-X.

Taubs' nickname is 16. No. But his real name's 14. Oh. So real name, 14 is 1 plus 4 is 5 is the free spirit. No, that's not him. No. What was Torbs?

Yeah. What? Can we do Mabel? Oh, you don't want to? Yeah, no, do it. Number 15. So that's six, which means... Did you spell it right?

Ryan spells it wrong all the time. M-A-B-L-E-L? M-A-B-E-L? Yeah, yeah. Oh. Fuck. That backflash. Ah, that is six.

That is the nurturer. That's true. She loves playing doctors. Yeah, but she's also, like, she puts my sunscreen on and, like, rubs it in real careful. She's very, kind-hearted. She loves animals. She loves plants. You know, like when she's out in the garden and so, oh, she's such a babe.

She's just a babe. I love her so much. Yeah. I took her to daycare this morning for Daddy Drop-off. Yeah. Because if she was a bit sad last night and I said, hey, would it make her better if we do Daddy Drop-off tomorrow? And she goes, oh, you wouldn't. Like, she's like, fuck yeah.

She's such a cheeky girl. And then she goes to sleep with a smile on her face because she knows Daddy Drop-offs tomorrow. And then she like parades me around. She takes me to daycare and, like, shows me all this stuff. That is so beautiful. She's like my dad's here, everyone. Yeah. Can you do PIPa, please?

Bridgett, by the way, is also 22. Did you spell Bridgett right? I did. I did have to like... Also, Bridget's the same number as all of us. That feels nice. But Torbs's was completely wrong. Biff is 26.

Which is... Two plus six is eight, which means she's the powerhouse. That's true. Same as Lil. Same as Lil. Two bitches. Take that back. It's like saying hot slut.

to be itches. Yeah, that's the correct pronunciation. Do we feel there's any energy in the two of us being the same? I do actually. Yeah. Because when I did that, I was like, here we fucking go. Yeah.

No, I think it's really because I think that when you read it out, read it again. Because I think that there are parts of it that feel, yeah, true separately for both of us. The most powerful master number because it embodies a unique

energy, that of the builder, one that transforms dreams into concrete real-life projects. That's you. Often with a global or collective scope. That is you. Maybe it's not really me. There's the master guide and teacher, a symbol of harmony and goodness, likes teaching, healing and being a positive influence around others. Do you feel connected to your name? Not really.

I think it does suit you, though. Yeah, I don't like it, but I'm just like, it's not like I feel like a Ryan. Yeah, sure. Yeah. I can't imagine you being called anything else. What's John? J-O-N. If it's 22, I'm going to fucking. It's 13.

Okay. So 13 is 1 plus 4. 3 is 4. Oh, yep. And that's not the master builder. That is just the builder. Oh. So it's like I haven't done my masters, but.

That's quite amazing, though. Maybe mom did this back in the day. Can you go? Google Charles Molly, M-O-L-L-I-E, because this is what I was supposed to be called. This is what Tony wanted to be. 23. So two plus three is five, which means you're the free spirit. Oh, no.

She's an expensive top shelf spirit and she's not. Yeah, not that free. That's not free at all. Okay, let's do what you love to see it. You definitely, you do turn dreams into concrete ideas, though. You do do do that. Thank you, sweetie. I love you.

Love you so much. I'd do anything for you. I'd literally do fucking anything on this green earth for you and you know that. And I would do anything anytime. I'd touch a snake for you or a lizard. Good, because I got a long flight to Regan coming up and you got some warm hands. How many times do you reckon? Seven.

I thought about last night. Yeah. Charles? Isn't your PB at the moment only one? We've got three decent flights. Oh, two decent ones and a quickie. Well, I'll take care of the quickie for you guys. Yeah.

And then I just get three away on each of the long holes. Do you reckon you could? Are we talking about eating magnums? Oh. Yep. Hot chocolate, drinking hot chocolates on flats. Fix something. I've got a you love to see it.

That's going to rock y'all's world. Is it that we're doing that now? Well, let me read mine first and you can come on my back. Seven times on the way to Riga. This is from Bethany Woodbridge. And this is a good fucking you love to see it. This is world global news. Bip-da-bib-bib.

Bethany says, I'm from Victoria, Canada, on Vancouver Island, where it's grey and rainy and dark 90% of the... I love that island. It just seems so great. We've got so many tarppers there. Gray, rainy and dark, 90% of the day. Yeah. Put the fire on, settle in, look out under the water. Well, it was... Why are you laughing so hard? Did I miss something? What's up, Charles? Nothing.

It wasn't barley, so Charles doesn't agree. What are you thinking? You met your PB, Charles. Pop it up. it has recently been announced by our Premier that that's going to change because British Columbia has just made daylight savings permanent. There will be no more clock changes ever. So they are just...

They're staying the hours? They're staying back. Fuck yeah. Everyone should do that. We should three hours. Agree. The sun can come up at fucking nine for all I care about.

Give me a light night. Give me light time. Yeah. Not night time Give me light time It's the right time For the light time Bethany says

I got a Patreon subscription Just to tell you this Because no one would appreciate The news more And you know what That is fucking true And there's two reasons that I love this And one is because

I love daylight savings Yep As we know And the second one Is because I hate fucking time zone chat And whenever we travel It's like yeah It'll be 3pm on the Saturday

But by the Sunday it would be 2 p.m because they're changing their fire and I can't take that on anymore. Everyone should get one time. Well, why don't we just make the world one time? Like it's the same time for everyone. I'd like that. Wouldn't that be it? I'll see you at 3 o'clock.

Great. See you at 3. What time is that where you are? Also 3. Because we're on the same fucking planet. My 3 is dark time though. Yeah, and you figure that out at your end. But it's all the same time.

Actually, someone tell me why that wouldn't work. Well, yeah, because you would just adjust. Yeah, our hours of work are from 7 to 11 because that's what suits the light in our area, but it's still the same time. The same way that in America, the school year isn't the same as the school year in Australia. So true. Like to fit around summer. Yeah, same.

Did you know time was invented for trains? What? Like before then, there wasn't like a times. It was just like the sun would come up and then would go down. There wasn't like a time. and the reason they invented time was so they could know when the train was going to leave. Really?

Maybe. I don't think that's right. I don't know either. I reckon time's being around longer than like mechanical trains. Don't think? I don't know. Charles, can you google that? It looks like,

what I'm googling is it saying ancient farmers needed to know when to plant and harvest crops? I reckon that's like seasonal, but like the time of day. And then also people develop calendars to keep track of religious rituals. Yeah, you're thinking of the year. I'm talking about the day.

But they're saying the time was for the ancient farmers. I can't say anything about trains. Type in trains and... Type in why was time invented question mark. Why was time invented trains? That's why they call it the timetable, because they were the first to have it. Standardised time zones were primarily invented in the 19th century to solve the chaotic scheduling and safety issues caused by rapidly...

expanding railway networks. That's amazing. That is so, that is such a great fact. We should do a fucked fact segment. What would you call that? Don't know. My love to say, that's a great you love to say it. Thank you so much. Yeah, I love that for them. Good on you bet. Is there new time zone on Vancouver Island the same as Melbourne? Yeah, because both Victoria. Mm. Mm. Check's out. What do you love to say that's going to rock, yeah, as well. My love to see it is supermarkets Because when you go and get an ice cream from the servo

It's like five bucks in ice cream Yeah Last night I go to the supermarket And they've got a box of four for eight bucks That's a good price because ice cream's really climbed up recently Yeah who knew that's from Inflation Yeah so you get a box of four of them

For eight bucks or you get one for five bucks at a service station. No. And immediately the mask is telling you. I don't know what it's like filling up your car at the moment. But like, well, we do because that's all we're hearing about. Yeah. Sorry, I mentioned it twice and that's too much.

No, but hey, where are we going to make up the difference? Yeah. Supermarkets. Supermarkets. When were they invented, Charles? Probably shortly after the train. Because that train. Where were you going if not to the supermarket? Yeah.

The 1930s. Charles, when was, when did people get fridges and freezers in their houses? 70s. That feels too late. That is maybe a bit late, but I don't reckon you far off. The 40s. Really? 1940s.

Does that mean in five years, we can do a big thing on this show to celebrate the centenary of supermarkets? celebrating a hundred years of the greatest logistical invention of our times yes where else can you buy all the random dumb shit we've ever talked about under one motherfucking roof that's good the centenary of supermarkets also just sounds fucking unreal but like crazy celebrate the greatness of a supermarket probably the best invention since Valcrow. Where can you buy tampons and a hot chicken?

What a wonderful oasis of just genius. Talk about the duality of one store. Okay. We're both. That was such a good example. It's going to be hard to top. Thank you so much. We're both going to have a moment just to think of the best two items.

Can you believe it's under the same route? Yeah. Okay. I've got one. Where can you buy Kitty? litter and yogh. That is so upsetting. Isn't it?

Yeah. Uh, everything I think of is related. I was just thinking... Where can you buy a mop and a banana? Supermarkets. Where can you buy ice cream and rap poison? The thing is, you've got this lockdown because you're seeing the two ends.

The aisles. I am. I'm going aisle base. You've got to go aisle based. No, so my original aisle base was yogurt and magazines. But then I was like... That's not bad though. It's a bit too close, but it's not bad.

I need to get way out. Where can you get a sun dried tomato? Love it already. And lynx deodorant. Oh, brilliant. Amazing. Two of the greatest smells, senses the body could consume. Where can you buy a sourdough pizza base and a big pen and some margarine?

Where's my herbie birthday go? Oh, that got lost three days ago. Did it? Yeah, we sent it off to someone. Oh, I hope they receive it well. I hope they received the card just as well as they received the... The herbies. Yeah.

All right, tomorrow is it normal or nah. Hang on, Charles, you do one. Where can you buy donuts and Omo? Oh, that's pretty good, actually. Or imagine a don't, like a cinnamon donut dropped into a box of Omo. Oh, that's actually really lovely. And then the cinnamon's mixing with the fine dishwasher thing. Do you know what I got?

You love to say it at supermarkets. You know what I got the other day from the supermarket? Dairy milk chocolate with Biscop in it. Delicious. Biscop's everywhere at the moment. Oh, it's had a fucking moment for a couple of years. Like it's been around, but... Where can you get a pregnant?

test and a prawn. I didn't even think about the deli. A prawn, that's good. Sorry, I really interrupted you. You were saying something really fun. Where can you buy a condom and a frozen agapes? Not my best.

I was going to say a condom and a frozen banana and I was like, well, some might argue that the aphrodisiacs of the seafood might lead to the pregnancy test. Oh, and you got to. check after. Yeah.

Make sure. I'm really trying to go out with another one. Let's go to a Rigan supermarket this weekend. Yes. Where can you buy Flinkoff and Plu, put, my car. We've got to buy, Charles, before we go. We've got to get a bag of rigatoni. Because we've got to do the gag when we get there.

Yeah. Guess what the gag is. Riga Ryan. Where can you get a rigatoni? And hire out. a carpet cleaner from the front. You remember when you used to be able to do that? No.

At the front of our supermarket in Rollystone, there was like a carpet cleaner, like a spot cleaner that you could get at a floor buffer for hardwood floors and you could rent it from the supermarket. And they had like a chain around it. Do you know what I'm doing about? You can rent it at the Northcote Coles. They've got everything there.

There's two Coles in that one thing. Only one of them has that though. The one near the donut king. Oh, everything okay? When I found out there's two causes in the one complex, I went, oh, is there a good one in the shit one? And everyone's like,

they're both shit. Oh. Someone said there. What a fucking read. Is there a good one and a bad one? Nah, they both suck. They built a new one and the old one was still there.

And it's just like a weird one. No, there's just like two random shit ones. But like, if you go to the deli and you go, hey, can I get some Finley sliced mortadella? And they go,

oh, we actually don't have any. Do they just run to the other one and ask? Maybe they share the same freezer out of the back. It meets in the back. I hate to describe a Venn diagram but maybe there's a crossover. Did you realise you just described

meats out the back as meats out the back? Oh! That's a venty diagram of words. Where do they keep the meat? Oh, the meats out the back. Yeah, the meat's where you meet them out of the back. I'll take your meat out of the back. I've literally seen inside your asshole this week.

And I've got the cleanest one you've ever seen. Nine out of nine. Speaking of Tony's colonoscopy that we learned in very specific detail yesterday. You're welcome. Tomorrow on the show after normal or not, I have since made some inquiries about my colonoscopy. Yeah, okay. And if you, it's a very different kind of upsetting. But I'm going to share a part of, because you know how they get all the planning information and the stuff?

Yeah, well, don't tell them you got a will. They won't like that. They will not. Okay. Save it. All right. It's not medical. It's like a strange piece of paperwork.

It's the, it's the, it's the, it's. The admin. It's the butt's fine. Well, we don't know that yet. We don't know that yet. Yeah. We'll be back tomorrow. Love you.

Love you so much. Where can you get a colonoscopy and a little sandwich? The Hartleburg Hospital. The Northwood Coles.