Toni and Ryan - A surprise for Toni

Episode Date: May 25, 2022

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Hello? Hi, is that Andre? Yes. Rise and shine. It's Tony and Ryan from Australia. Rise and shine. It's Tony and Ryan. Hi, guys.

Hi, Andre. How are you? Hi, how are you guys? Good. It said on your email it will be very early in the morning and I'll probably sound terrible. So thank you for being honest because you do. But will you approve this podcast?

Of course I would. Yay! Oh, well, now you can go back to bed. Hey, it's Andre from London and I approve this podcast. Yeah. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Welcome. Happy Tony and Ryan Friday. In about 35 minutes, we're done for the week.

And by done, I mean going to our day jobs and continuing to work all day and tomorrow. Love that for us. Love that for us. Love that for us. Going really well. Coming up, I love when you roll in and go, oh, Torbs has done something. Yep. He does a lot. And it's always the odd purchase.

Yep. Because he loves the internet. He does. He loves the internet. I don't think I've ever met someone who loves the internet as much as Torbs. Do you think there's one person in every friendship group that you're like, oh, they're the online shopper? But also the way that, like, if you said anything to Torbs,

he'd be like, oh, I read this thing about that the other day, and he's, like, full bottle on random shit. Why were you sitting down reading a full blog about that? Like, my brother once mentioned something about wanting to get solar panels on the house. And Tom's like, oh, well, I was just reading this thing the other day. And literally knew everything about solar panels. And I was like, bro, why do you know that? He was like, oh, I was just reading about it.

Popped up. Like, just thought I'd. Like, he's just so good at everything. And it pisses me right off. Doesn't he have a job? Yeah, he does. But he stays up really late and just reads through the internet so tony both of us but especially tony very busy time in our lives yes full-time jobs we're loving doing the pod you've got a few other projects a

lot of great stuff but it's just like very time consuming yeah and so the other day tony says oh i just how long have you ever sat and watched one show for? We watched eight episodes of this thing the other day. Yeah. And I was like, are you really busy? You always tell me how busy you are. And I am busy. I've got a lot on.

But how many hours of TV do you watch a week? Oh, fuck. I don't know. But we like, it's like my wind down thing though. Yeah. Like, so after dinner or whatever, like I will happily sit there and just watch like a few episodes of shitty TV just to like switch my brain off. So it's just when Torbs, who's also got a job, goes,

yeah, I am up to speed with solar power technology. And good for him. Is his purchase solar power for your big courtyard? No, it's not. Is it close to solar power? No. Is it a purchase for him. Is his purchase solar power for your big courtyard? No, it's not. Is it close to solar power? No. Is it a purchase for him or for you? Us.

For both of you? Apparently. Oh, is this like when Bridget says, hey, Ryan, I've organised a movie night for us and then I have to sit there and watch Matthew McConaughey films? A bit like that, but it took a turn. Okay. Yeah, I'll get but it took a turn. Okay. Yeah, I'll get to it in a bit.

We'll get to that soon. This week we said we are going to watch a classic Australian comedy. After somebody messaged and said, oh, I just watched the movie The Dish and said, oh, it'd be great if you guys did Aussie comedies. And I was like, actually, that's a really good fucking category of movies. There are so many fucking awesome Australian movies. Like, I think that people sleep on Aussie film and TV. I rubbed my hands together and thought, we're going to watch The Dish,

we're going to watch The Nugget, we're going to watch The Castle, we're going to watch a movie that starts with the word the, apparently. Yeah, definitely. So the options were The Castle, The Dish, The Nugget, The Little Death, which is one of my absolute favourite movies, which did not make the cut. You talked that up so much. How many votes did that get? 50.

And out of how many? What did the winners get? There was 1,343 votes total. The winning movie got 598 and my movie that I won, which got 50. Muriel's Wedding was second. Unfortunately, didn't make it. 290 votes.

I love Muriel's Wedding. Have you ever watched it? Only once, I reckon. Oh, my God. It's such a good movie. It is so good. But the winner, like far and away, 600 votes, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

Which, all right, let's be honest. When we saw that got to the lead, if you were Tony, the audio queen, to describe our response with a sound, what would that be? Yep. I've never seen it. And I thought, oh. never wanted to i just it's just never come across my desk you know how like things like are on tv or whatever so you're like oh i've seen bits and pieces of that or whatever it's just not ever been a movie that i've gone to put on can i just say that it is a true piece of australian art a massive part of, like, the gay Australian community

that must have been. What an iconic fucking film. So many people I know in the characters that I saw to go, like you just said, and if that movie came out now, you'd be like, how fun. Yeah. But the fact that it came out when it did. 1994.

A whole bunch of my friends probably watched that one and it's so like wholesome and positive and it's really funny it's and i was the same i was like i'm laughing out loud and i'm like oh this is beautiful how long did you last until you cried oh 10 minutes i cried when they drove away in the bus and like hugo weaving's out the back and he's like bye everyone and everyone's like and they're out front of the i think it the Imperial, which is a real iconic venue. Yeah. I just couldn't, I've literally got goosebumps right now.

I just, I could not believe how amazing of a movie it was and lots of, like, one-liners from the movie that I've heard people make, like, because I watch RuPaul's Drag Race and stuff, so all of the people on there are always, like, you know, making funny quips and saying like making references. And there were so many jokes I've heard people say so many times. And now you know where they're from. And now I'm like, it's from Priscilla.

Yeah. Like one of my favourite jokes is, I suppose a fuck's out of the question. And when he said it on the movie, I was like, fucking yes, I know that joke. So good. I have a confession to make though i thought priscilla was a person what do you mean so the movie priscilla queen of the desert don't include spoilers

i was like oh they obviously because i knew the rough premise of, like, the drag queens going into. Fabulous drag queens in the middle of the outback. What a fish out of water tale. And a transgender person as well. So, like, for then, oh, my God, I can't even imagine. They go into the desert. And I was like, oh, they obviously meet another drag queen in the desert. It's the bus.

The bus is called Priscilla. That's, like, in the opening line. bus. The bus is called Priscilla. That's like in the opening line. Yes. We'll call her Priscilla. Yeah, queen of the desert. And he smashes the champagne on the front bull bar on the thing. I didn't know that it was the RV, the bus. I thought that one of them was called Priscilla and that Priscilla was

like the drag queen of the desert. That's what I thought. So I couldn't believe it. I was like, oh, straight away. Blown my mind. What? What? Me too.

Yeah, I was just like, it must be a character in the thing. There's three of them. So I'm like, what about the other? What are the other ones? When does she join the cast? Oh, I just assumed that Hugo Weaving was Priscilla. Who, by the way, Bridget's like, is that the guy from Matrix? And I'm like, yep.

He is so fantastic. He's fantastic. They're all great. Guy Pearce is fantastic. He's a fucking little hottie, actually. He is ripped. Yeah. And Terrence, who plays Bernadette.

So, the guy who plays Bernadette. Yes. He's like a classically trained London actor Yeah, he's an English, yeah What? He's amazing in it Yeah I love that, oh, spoilers It did come out like 30 years ago, but spoilers

I love that Bernadette ends up with Bob Yeah The guy from the fucking outside of Coober Pedy Yeah, fuck that guy And they end up together It is just such a good movie Yeah, I bawled, laughed, cried, changed my life. It's honestly so fantastic.

And I just can't believe how many lives that would have changed. You're about to cry again now. I just think it's really special how many young queer people would have watched that movie and gone like, I fucking fit in somewhere because of that representation. And that somewhere doesn't have to be in the desert in a drag show by the way it's anywhere yep and oh i just thought that was so fucking sweet obviously there's lots of like little sad bits that happen you know what like there was a scene in the movie that i was like oh i haven't seen this for 20

years and i also don't know that it exists in the real world yeah so when they get to the first town which i think is broken hill yeah and they go to the pub and it exists in the real world. Yeah. So when they get to the first town, which I think is Broken Hill. Yeah. And they go to the pub and it's like one of the first times they're out at night and it's a real, you don't look like everyone else here. Yeah. There's a lot of those kind of moments and one of those big, the main themes of the movie. So Bernadette and their like tough bitch local, get into that like drinking contest.

The shots off. Is that a fucking thing that actually happens? I don't know i've seen on lots of tv shows right but also not in the last 20 years you never see that anymore where it's like two people sitting across from each other at a table like it's a contest like they're playing chess yeah but they're just going back and back having shots until one of them dies and people are cheering i oh my. That is my idea of hell. Right? I could, I don't know how. There's no winner here. There's no winner in that contest.

No. Usually when there's sport, one team wins and one team, you both lose. Because you're both wasted afterwards. Yeah. It would feel awful. Yeah. I feel so masculine because I drank you. Now I'm going to be sick for 47 hours.

But also, what a waste of money. Have you ever bought a shot in a venue that's like seven bucks yeah so you're sitting there and like not having fun but just like drinking a shitload that sounds staring at someone you hate yeah how's that yeah imagine just sitting there being really angry and just getting drunker and drunker you'd end up friends by the end because you go oh is it fucking you want another one yeah because i've got another one they're the only one who can understand you yeah yeah because you're both blind oh my god yeah i've come anything worse so similar to that when they every time they walk into a place

ever like the bar stops talking everyone stares at them yeah and they're just like in some of those scenes they're not even in drag they're just wearing like hot little clothes or um guy pierce's character is like not wearing a shirt or something in the role like hang on you're not from here how funny is guy pierce's character trying to sell the makeup stuff like that running little joke um so it got me thinking about times when you weren't dressed for the occasion oh when you've rocked up and walked in the door and gone, this is not what we – was there a dress code? Was I told about this?

I went to school once in free dress and it wasn't a free dress day, which is pretty traumatic. So what did you do? You were sort of thrown up and gone home? Well, my mum dropped me off at school. I was in free dress. She went, see you, Tone. Pick you up at the end of the day.

Why was it free dress? You just assumed it was – would you have like once a term of free dress day? It was like supposed to be free dress. She went, see you, Tone. Pick you up at the end of the day. Why was it free dress? You just assumed it was... Would you have like once a term of free dress day? It was like supposed to be free dress day the following Friday. And we just got like the dates mixed up. Mum dropped me off and I went, see you, Mum. She went, yep, pick you up at the end of the day, Tone. Love ya.

She drove off and then I walked into the schoolyard and I'm like, oh, what a fucking loser. You haven't worn your free dress. And then I was the loser. All thousand of you. I was wearing an orange Maui and Sons T-shirt. So I really stood out. You would have slipped right.

No one would have noticed. Against the blue uniforms that we had. Yeah. And I sat there. I cried in the teacher's arms for like two hours. Because they couldn't send me home. It was in like year four, year five. So it's too little to let go home.

And you go, hey, innocent mistake. They haven't done, you know, haven't done bad. Oh, yeah. I didn't walk up like, yeah, like nothing. And so they just cradled little Tony Felicia Lodge. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Then I, when my mum come and pick me up from school afterwards,

she was like, it wasn't jeans for jeans day today, was it? And I was like, no. And she felt so bad. And then the following Friday when it was free dress day I didn't go yeah no because I was like I'm not fucking risking it again

and I've worn my coolest outfit yeah I can't I'm going to re-wear the same outfit again yeah and I'd be too scared because you're like I can't rock up again

I can't fuck this I'll just take a long weekend I've blown my choice blown my chance just a few weeks ago yeah I went to the footy at the MCG

nice with your friend Johnny with Johnny yep had my hawk scarf on nice hawk's beanie and he said weeks ago yeah i went to the footy at the mcg nice um with your friend johnny with johnny yep uh had my hawk scarf on nice hawks beanie and he said um were the hawks playing or was that just your choice just my choice yeah oh and johnny goes oh a few friends are at a bar in town and there's free drinks going at this bar oh fuck yeah i'm so there yeah so the mcg is like five ten minute walk from the middle of the city so he he's like, let's go to that bar. Let's have a few beers there, hang out there for a bit,

then we'll go to the game after. It sounds like a great idea. Fuck yeah. So I roll in, in my Hawthorne Football Club get-up, in a real good mood. Of course, because you're like, I'm getting some free fucking beers. And our mate, who's at the place with free drinks, turns out to be Daisy Pierce, who is the captain of the Melbourne Football

Club, the women's AFL. And they just lost the grand final. And she plays for Melbourne, which is in fact not my team Hawthorne. So they're kind of having their... Are the colours at least similar? No, Melbourne's red and blue. And so they're all in the club polo shirt, red and blue. Yeah. And so they're all in like the club polo shirt, you know, the red and blue. And it's very much like, oh, you know, we should be proud of ourselves, girls.

We made the grand final. That would have been kind of a fancy event, right? It wasn't the formal event, but it was very much like we've just lost and we're just commiserating as a team. Yeah. And we probably don't want to talk about footy. We're just here together because you don't want to go home after a big loss and sit around by yourself. Yeah. Yep. And we probably don't want to talk about footy. Wait us here together because you don't want to go home after a big loss and sit around by yourself.

Yeah, yep. So I roll in my Hawthorne Football Club gear, a few beers in, haven't seen Johnny for a while because of COVID, haven't been to the football, and I'm in a fucking great mood. And I don't know that it's the Melbourne. All I know is a friend has free drinks going. Yeah, and so you're like, all right, well, I'm barred up for that. Here we go.

Blast in the front door. Oh, Johnny! Where do we go? Hey, Daisy, what is this? It's a funeral. It's a funeral for our season. Oh, fuck. It was really embarrassing.

Oh, my God. And you're just, like, trying to stuff your scarf into your pocket or something. Yeah. And one of the people at the bar was a tarpa and came and asked for a photo. And I said, do you realise... Please don't attract any attention to me. I was like, first of all, don't attract any attention. Second of all, do you realise some of the best athletes in the country are in this room?

Why are you coming for me for a photo? And this is not the time. Meet me on the way out. When I was in year 12, though, back in the day, little Ryan, when I was in English class with Daisy, actually. Oh, name dropper. Well, I'm just trying to link the stories because, I mean, one of the great transitions.

We had to do a speech. Did you have to, at the end of high school, like one of your English assignments was like the oral presentation? Oh, yeah. I love that shit. You a good debater? Master debater. So, what did you wear for your like presentation or debate

or whatever you had to do? I think we just had to wear our uniform. So, we didn't have a school uniform at my school. Oh, yeah, and you didn't have to wear shoes Well here is the The matter So I live pretty close to school And would regularly

As Tony's pointed out not worn shoes It wasn't the rule that you didn't have to wear shoes It was just like I just didn't wear shoes that often I mean what a hassle I guess so You get home take them off again Sure I just didn't wear shoes that often. Yeah. I mean, what a hassle. I guess so. You've got to put them on, then what?

You get home, take them off again? Sure. You're so efficient without the time. So, yeah, it makes sense that you block out your time. There's no way. So, it turns out that there's kind of like this thing where one aspect of your oral presentation is the like visual presentation. Oh, yeah. Because you're like, oh, I want to look schmink.

I'm doing a speech on this thing. And so most people wear a suit or like, you know, just look and maybe not a tie, but like a baton up because I'm in year 12. My last year of high school. This is my formal present. You actually get the day off and you go, your speech is at 1130. You just come in, you make your speech and go home. So I've rolled in. Oh, Ryan.

No shoes. Some like baggy kind of tracky dacks, tracky pants. And just like a basketball single that I've thrown on and just rolled down to school in. And my speech was about the importance of globalisation and the impacts on the Australian economy. Oh, supply and demand. I'm aware. So I'm there rattling off like economic theory, talking about the exchange rates.

Looking like a fucking bum. And I got marked zero out of 10 for appearance and it was out of 50. So hang on, you got zero out of 10 for appearance, but what did you get out of 50? What do you mean? Well, because, you know, zero out of 10 is for appearance and it was out of 50. So hang on, you got zero out of 10 for appearance, but what did you get out of 50? What do you mean? Well, because, you know, zero out of 10 is for appearance and so-and-so must have been for like research and preparation and presentation or whatever. So they're like, oh, great speech, but you look like a fucking bum.

Yeah. Oh, my God, how embarrassing. Yeah. No, Ryan, as if you wouldn't have just popped some shoes on. Well, when no one else is at school, it's hard to just walk into a year eight class, oh, you! What are you doing with those shoes?

Wearing them? Give them to me for 10 minutes. You could have just put them on. Who's got a size 11? Could have just put them on at home. Well, I didn't know about this until I got there and saw everyone else in suits and was like, again, like our mates walking into the pub at Broken Hill and as soon as you open the door, you go, Oh!

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or is it weird that they're just assuming that we'll fuck it up? I just try my hardest. I really do. I try my hardest. And is your hardest enough? Apparently not. And between the two of us, neither of us are very good at it. At reading and writing and talking.

Well, names are hard. Especially when you've got a really shitty white name like me, Tony Lodge. You can't fuck that up. Like, you cannot go wrong. Like, really. Brian John Dunn. Which one of those words are you going to fuck up? Exactly.

I was on TV the other day and one of the hosts called me Brian. What? Did you say anything? It was Sammy Lucas. Did you say anything? So they're like, oh, as Brian said. And I was like, I didn't say anything. You're like, oh, were they on earlier? Did they say the exact same thing as me? You, like, go crazy. You, like I didn't say anything. You're like oh were they on earlier?

Did they say the exact same thing as me? You like go crazy. You like smash up a TV. She was a guest so we do the segment together so she wasn't the permanent host. She was also doing the like you know topics of the day. And like you said before with Helen back it literally says our name on the screen. Yeah.

Yeah you can't not know someone's name. It's Ryan. Yeah imagine that though. And the whole Channel 7 screeches to a halt.'t not know it's ryan yeah imagine that though and the whole channel seven screeches to a halt sorry sammy actually it's ryan and she's just like what the that's not worth you interrupting me i'd called her a queen a minute earlier and really pumped her up what why are you pumping other women up you pump me up and only me okay we're exclusive you know you're right you're right from this day. From this day forth, I will not pump another woman. Your poor wife can't have a baby. That's not going to work.

Makes it slightly more difficult when you're not pumping. All right. Anyway, moving right along. How did we get here? Moving right along. So we were talking about before how my boyfriend, Torbs, loves the internet. Loves the internet. And very early on in the podcast, there was like a story that I told about how whenever

he orders something online, he kind of keeps me across the movements of the package. I think this was on the first episode. It was one of the, it's a very early one. And how he had given me updates and updates and updates about this thing that he bought. It's now in Kentucky. That it was in Kentucky. And then he goes, why would it have gone to the middle of America? Because it actually should have gone south because it's gone.

Anyway, it was a whole thing. We now know that Kentucky is the distribution centre for UPS. And thanks for everyone who messaged me, the international shipping manager of the Frank Green water bottles, and suggested Tucky as a depot. So we all know that he loves this. Anyway, and so normally whenever he's ordered something, I like know about it.

You're well across it. Yeah, I know about it and I'm like, oh, okay, great. You fucking bought this thing. How exciting. Anyway, the other day we were working from home and the doorbell rings and I was like, oh, that's weird. I'm not expecting anything. Torb's like jumps up up runs to the door runs downstairs

and like comes back is he buying drugs on the dark web well i was like what the fuck you normally i'm normally across it and by across it i mean i'm normally so fucking overhearing about it by the time it gets here i don't fucking care well that was i had a taste of like the other side because normally i know too much information yeah and now you know not enough and now i didn't know and all of a sudden I was like, well, I feel really left out. What have you... Who's he chatting to?

What have you bought that you didn't tell me about? We share our finances. We live our life together. Yeah, so I'm like, okay, that's a bit weird. He runs downstairs. The fact that he runs, Torbs is not a runner. He like jumps out of his chair. He's like, I'll get it.

And I was like, oh, okay, what the fuck? He walks downstairs. He comes all the way'll get it. And I was like, oh, okay, what the fuck? He walks downstairs. He comes all the way back and he's got this little box. Oh my God, is it? No. It's a hierarchy of communication. Have you been proposed to and not told me? No.

Bigger than that. Bigger box than that. Oh, I thought you meant bigger news. And I was like, fuck. If you're engaged, I'd expect to know about it. Bigger news than that. He comes back with this little box. It's like yay big.

And I was like, what the fuck is going on? Anyway, he comes back and I was like, what did you get? What have you organised? And he goes, this is going to change your life. Your life? Tony's life? It's going to rock your world. And I was like, what the fuck?

What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this thing? You know how in our house. Are you excited or scared at this point? Explain the feeling. Well, I'm just like, I was at work. Like, I was working from home. So I'm just like, bro, what are you i was at work like i was working from home so i'm just like bro what are you talking about like i'm fucking i'm online like

and you know how in our house it's like our room is right at the end of the house and like our ward to the huge courtyard yeah and our like wardrobe is down like in our bedroom yeah anyway he like runs down to our bedroom and all of a sudden I hear... And I'm thinking... Oh, my God. We're fucking on here. I know I'm at work, but someone call a lunch break because he's bought a sex toy and something's about to fucking send us. Yeah.

Is that what you're thinking? Yeah. And how do you feel about that? And I'm like, we're fucking on here. It's on. A little weekly surprise. And I'm like, we're fucking on here. It's on. A little weekly surprise. And I'm doing that. Afternoon delight.

And I'm like, you know, I'm like wiggling my mouse to make sure I'm still online. And you know when you like run and like are taking your pants off, you're kind of like tripping over your pants. And that's kind of what I was like. Zero to 100, Tony is back. I was just like, what's going on? And this is all I can hear. And I'm like, fucking something good is about to happen.

Like, here we fucking go. And I walk down to our room. Sans pants? Yeah, and I'm just like, hey, sweetie, where are you? Like, what are you doing? And he's, like, standing behind our wardrobe. And I was like, what the fuck? He shuts the door.

What is that thing? It is a fucking electric fabric razor. And he's holding a jumper. And he's fucking rubbing all over and getting the lint off getting the fucking peeling off his jumper he's like why aren't you wearing pants and he goes sweetie isn't this good like look how smooth my jumper is and he's like holding this jumper up to himself and he's fucking rubbing this thing all over and like put like it's pretty cool but like he just goes he's told me that it all over and it like, it's pretty cool. But like he just goes, he's told me that it's going to rock my world.

I'm thinking great, bit of afternoon delight for T-Lodge. Like don't tell work. And it's a fucking fabric lint pill fucking electric razor for a pint pillar. So when did it occur to you that A, you weren't about to get laid and B, you should have pants on for a moment like this? Yeah, and I'm like, okay, well, pause pause everybody i've got to fucking put my pants back on anyway and he goes oh how good's this like and you don't even have a cat or a dog why are you got so much lint no but it's like when clothes peel like you know when they get the little balls this to quote torps

yeah this is gonna rock our world yeah this is gonna change our lives because there's someone in my house with a shedding dog yeah maybe it would rock our world. Yeah, this is going to change our lives. Because for someone in my house with a shedding dog, maybe it would rock our world. But this is like, so you know when like a jumper gets peeling like little balls because it like rubs on the arm? Oh, I get it, yeah. Yeah, so it's like for that, not for like dog hair. Rock our world.

He's like, this is going to change our lives. Anyway, and then the whole afternoon he's fucking the couch, every piece of clothing we own. He had a pair of socks that had started to peel on the outside. Like I'm not even kidding. There's never been less peeling anywhere than in our house and I'm just standing there like I thought you were going to have sex with me during work.

How did he react to that? Oh, fuck no. like what I can't hear you you don't love to say that you don't you don't there's nothing I've ever loved to say less I was just like fuck we're fucking on here like Like, how sexy. How nice. Yeah, no. Um, you know the theory of the boy who cried wolf? Yeah. Next time Torb says, hey, Tony. It's gonna rock your world. It's gonna rock

your world. I'm gonna ask for fucking proof first. Is this laundry related? Or am I Which version of the world is it going to rock? Things you'll love to see. My you'll love to see it for today to end out

the Tony and Ryan week is a tweet from Rachel Shukert and Emrushiano actually posted on Instagram and fucking sent me. I thought it was so funny. It says, I now text people tweets and videos I think they might like the way my mother cuts things out of the newspaper and sends it to them in the mail.

Oh, my God, that is so true. And I realised that our text to each other, you and I, is like a digital scrapbook of things that we realise we like about each other. And it reminded me of another tweet that I saw that someone being your wallpaper on your phone is like the 21st century version of like wearing a locket with someone's photo in it. Who's your locket? I actually just have like a generic ocean background.

But Torbz's background on his his phone i said it like eight years ago it is my face pressed up against um the shower screen yeah as so it looks like i'm trapped in his phone so it's my face like smooshed up again. Help me, Annie! I'll post a screenshot of it in the thread today. When was the last time you saw that? Oh, today. Oh, okay. By the time you get home,

I reckon the new screensaver's going to be of the little pilling machine. But him with it, like holding it like like this. Like, he loves it. My screen, the screen on my arm, like, what's it called? The backing screen? Yeah, it's a screensaver, yeah. It used to be of the dog. Yeah. And then Bridget was like, why isn't it me?

Oh. And so now, have a look at this picture. It's a very cute photo. I love it. Bridget holding a cheeseburger and she's never looked happier in her life. She's hugging a cheeseburger. Yeah, it's very sweet. It is very sweet.

But I love to see that. I thought that was so sweet. You know what I love to see? Tell me. Tonight. What? You. Yeah.

Me. What? And a whole bunch of tarpers are going to the Karen restaurant and you're fucking hating it and dreading it and I'm loving it. Tonight's the night. I'm really excited to meet the tarpers. Yep. Like we're bringing a few people to deal with us. Annalise, James, the Drew sisters.

Shmanabelle, Shmalie, Shmanan. Turns out we go to the same beauty parlour, which is lovely. We'll have something to talk about. Can't wait. Me and James share the same husband, so we'll also have something to talk about. Okay, great. Wow, more on that later. Yeah, but if you check out our Instagram stories later on tonight.

We'll do a few stories of us fucking love and life i'm gonna love it tony's terrified and everyone else is there to support you emotionally i've got some emotional support animals yeah so i'm looking forward to seeing that um have a great weekend we'll chat to you me on day nice love you bye