Toni and Ryan - A TARPer In Hollywood

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

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Yeah. And see out summer and regret. See ya. Let's call Ebony, she's in Adelaide. What's the time difference between here and Adelaide? 30 minutes. Currently with the A&D tag. I think they're also like savings.

30 minutes. Fuck that's crunk as hell. Ebony! Hi, how are you going? Good Ebony. Tony was just getting real worked up about the 30 minute time difference. Why bother? I'll be there at 15.

Like split the difference and just fuck it off. Yeah, you know, we're close enough. Ebony, I just want to share something that you've done with Tony, because I'm not sure how Tony will relate to this energy. So Ebony has just bought a sewing machine. Congratulations. Oh, first, Ebony, do you know how to sew? No.

Do you need to sew anything? Nope. Did you buy it? Because you just always kind of wanted to sow anything? Nope. Did you buy it? Cause you just always kind of wanted to have one. Nope. Then why did you get it? Because it was on sale and I didn't want to miss out.

I love it. I absolutely love it. I'm in the same boat at the moment looking at an overlocker online. Don't know how to use one, probably don't need it. Oh, it's good. It's a bargain. You can't miss that. And I'm like, I had to call my husband and say, I just bought something.

And he goes, what? And I said, a sewing machine. And he's like, why the fuck would you do that? And I said, because I might have missed out. Okay. I don't know. It's as if this happened 30 minutes ago to me, because that sounds like every phone call between Tom's and I as well. Ebony, I'd like to let you know there's a new tier on Patreon that

costs $10,000 a month and it runs out in 15 minutes and it's never going to be offered again. And it runs out in 15 minutes, so for you that's only 10. I gotta go. Oh yeah, in South Australia, it's now! Ebony, if we approve your purchases, will you approve this podcast? Absolutely. Legend. Done, done, done. Hey, it's Ebony from Adelaide and I approve this podcast. Let us all imagine the biggest stuff up we've ever done. Happy New Year, by the way.

Happy New Year. Tony, think of the biggest like stuff up you've ever done. You listening, what's the biggest stuff up you ever did? Was it at work or at home or something? And then the question is, did you own up to it? I always do. I can't lie. Yeah? Or was it?

Oh, I don't, I don't think I've ever done anything super to- You're involved in my one. What one? What one? Do you remember when we were at Kiss and I smashed that TV screen when When you, when you ironically threw a Mr. Black coffee can at me. No, I was throwing you. Like? In the video, I was like, I didn't throw anything, but the editing was that I was like throwing you back out and you kind of went, whoa.

So I had to jump into a wall and pretend like Tony had just thrown me. And I jumped into a wall and smashed a TV screen. It was like an $8,000 TV. Yeah. Because it was like the background at Kiss, like, you know, it's all the video screens and stuff. Really high quality. Yeah. And so then that was on the weekend. I didn't work there anymore. So Ryan had like snuck in and out.

Snuck Tony in on the weekend to do our sneaky podcast and smashed an $8,000 screen. And then I think, cause they were all linked. They were like, we have to replace all of them, like, cause it's like one thing and yeah. And I hadn't owned up yet, but the IT guys looked on the cameras and like scrubbed through the weekend and saw it. And then a person that worked there came in and like, let me know what he thought about it. But to be fair, I did smash the fucking $8,000 screen. Yeah, but they actually didn't make us pay for it or anything like it was. Yeah, but there was a bit of like.

Oh, you pay for it like socially. Yeah, although there was chat of like, I think I offered to pay. You have to offer. Yeah. I think now you're making me think, but I don't think I've ever really stuffed up something that was like really light.

Oh, to break a machine in the Coles Maddington Dally. No, never really did anything like that. I think so once the love tap in the car, but I would own up. Like I would never, I would never not say anything. Well, when we all hear this story from a tarp or in Hollywood, we're always like, if you ever consider not owning up, you'll remember this story and you'll go, no,

I will put my hand up because of what happened in Hollywood. Because of what happened in Hollywood. That sounds like the name of a film. A Hollywood film? Sorry, a big scary car just drove past. Sounded really good. This is a confession from a tarpa who listens to this podcast. Hello, Tapa in Hollywood.

A tarpa in Hollywood? Yeah. Hollywood. A tarpa in Hollywood. That is the name of a movie or a book or something. I... A poem at least. Doing it now?

There once was a tarpa in Hollywood who, oh, I shouldn't have gone to Hollywood. That's who loved the taste of a lollywood. Then what happened? No, I think that was it. And that was the end. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I see the poem rhymed.

It did. Yeah. All of them should. Nope. Sometimes do, sometimes don't. Confession. I worked for a big Hollywood agency and there was this intern named Benton who I hated. Benton?

Yeah. Fake name, obviously. No. Okay. So this Tapper has gone anonymous, obviously. Yeah, but out of this- Out of this person, which obviously beat that. No, but Benton's a shit cunt probably.

He is a shit cunt. Is what's going to come out. But obviously this is going to tell everybody who this was. So I hope this Tapa is ready for this. Yeah. No. And I think once we get to the final, final sentence, you'll realize they've named them on purpose because they fucking hate this guy.

No, but isn't that going to reveal the- Nah. Okay. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but they don't work at the big Hollywood agents anymore either. No, but like- Ah, swings around. How many people have you ever met called Benton? Yeah, but-

No one, because it's a stupid fucking made up name. I think everyone in the agency hated this guy, not just this person. Can I just say I'm not? Why are you sticking out for Benton? No, no, no, I'm not sticking out for Benton. I'm just saying I'm worried about our tarpa. Here's what I think. Here's what I'm saying.

I think when you hear the story, it could have been anyone at the agency. Okay. Can I say as well, I'm sorry for making fun of the name Benton. It's not a real name, but I'm sorry. As in like? It's not a real fucking name. Like that's crazy. There was this intern named Benton who I hated. He was really entitled. He was rude to the other interns.

And if he stuffed up, he never owned up. All interns make mistakes and it's fine. That's like the kind of the point, you know, they don't know, you know, you're new and you start here. But when we helped him fix his shit, he was still a real dick about it I don't like that because I think that's something that you learn in your early days of having a job or at uni or whatever So because I went to a really practical uni where we were putting on shows You learn very fast that the sooner you go that was my fuck up the quicker things move on

Yep, and we trust you and like, yeah. Well, yeah. If you go, fuck, that was me. They go, great. Now we know how to fix it. Whereas if you go, oh, I'm not sure, then it takes ages to fix and it ends up being way worse. Yeah. It got to the point where he denied everything and in turn stuff up all the time, it seems like. And even the boss- But denying anything. Even the bosses were like, well, Benton denies everything. So you probably did it.

I mean, I didn't do it and they go, yeah, you said that about everything. So fucking whatever. Yeah. You also say not cool Benton and we know that that's true. The top I said one day she fucked up the top of fucked up one day. I didn't send a client to an audition. It was a pretty big client and it was a pretty big movie. The boss was rightly pissed.

Bruce Springsteen. He's a musician. The boss. Oh, I thought you meant the person auditioning for the role of. The boss. Yeah. And Bruce Springsteen didn't go.

So instead Leonardo DiCaprio got the lead in Titanic. And Benton was there. No, sorry. Okay. The boss asked about it. The managing director or any other formal senior title other than boss. My boss asked about it. I told him sending out the auditions is one of the tasks you got me to pass on to Benton.

Oh, no, which was a big lie, but it worked. Benton got yelled at. Benton said, I was never given that task. It's not my fault. And the boss said, well, you always deny everything Benton. Such a classic Benton move. Your internship finishes on Friday. Benton was flabbergasted and his internship was wrapped up. I'm almost sorry, Benton was flabbergasted and his internship was wrapped up. I'm almost sorry Benton, but actually I'm not sorry and I don't regret it.

Cause you were such a cockhead. Anonymous Hollywood Tapa. I'll pay that. Really? Yeah. As much as I don't like lying, as in I don't like to do it, don't lie when people lie to me, I also don't like injustice. And I hate getting away with shit. Just because you use shit in the sentence doesn't mean it counts as a shit. That's fine.

That's fine. But I hate that. So, maybe it all, you know. Little karma, everything that goes around comes around and maybe it was for the wrong thing, but he got what he deserved. Including having a shit name. I wonder though if the Tapa, like, the Tapa doesn't feel guilty or? Well, I almost felt sorry, but then she remembered everything that this guy did and was just like, you know what? Fuck it. Well, then he moved to Japan and invented the Benton box. I just made that up. Bento box.

Is that what it's called? And Bruce Springsteen was it? Yeah, he invented sushi. The boss of the ocean. The final boss, Bruce Springsteen. Do you want your tuna in oil or Bruce Springwater? There's something there. Yeah, it wasn't that, but there is something there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't that, but there is something there. Yeah, I didn't say that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He might have moved to Japan, but he was born in the USA.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Absolutely amazing. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. I was about to make a joke about him being caught by the police, but that was Sting. I was about to say, joke about him being caught by the police, but that was sting. I was about to say, was it the summer of 69? They're all the same, aren't they? Yeah, those old white rock dogs. Soft rock dogs.

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Sorry. You okay? I just got tripped up because whenever I see the name Louise, because it's my middle name, when I was a kid, I used to spell it wrong. Like I didn't understand how to spell it. So I'd call it- You spelled it Felicia. I spelled it lousy. Like L-O- how to spell it. So I'd call it, you spelled it Felicia.

I spelled it lousy. Like L O U S I E. Lousy lodges coming through. Yeah. And it became kind of like a thing that now whenever I see it, I switched the letters because of like, so you just had a little moment there. Just a lousy Hayden. Sorry, Louise. Genevieve Beatty. Good on you. It's Betty Genevieve. I'm so sorry. She's rattled. Andrea Snoofer, good on you Andrea. And Heather Roberts. Absolutely love to see it. Love to see it.

Thank you very much. Don't forget if you want to join us at the cricket next Saturday, the Melbourne Cricket Ground Australia versus England in the women's cricket. Instead of buying two tickets, I accidentally bought two bays. Yeah. And it's under Tony's name. So if you dress up like her and you want to come with us, there's a link in the show notes, Facebook, Patreon. So if you dress up like her and you want to come with us, there's a link in the

show notes, Facebook, Patreon, you have to dress up like Tony, but come on down. 1500 tarpas. Turns out a lot of people can fit in a bay. See you there. I'm very excited actually. I'm picked out what I'm going to wear. Yep. It's the same.

Someone's been to Taj. That's just like the most exciting thing about when you're doing something like, Oh, what are you gonna wear? Like, what are you thinking? I just love it. So fun. It is fun. But obviously there's a dress code.

So it's like less that like which stripes shirt will I wear for the day? Do you have multiple? Yeah. Great. Yeah. Cause every time I see something striped, I'm like, love it. Add to cart. That's for me.

It's the same as all the other ones that I have. Yeah. Different shapes and you know, fits other ones that I have. Yeah. Different shapes and you know, fits and thicknesses, quality. Yep. So recently we talked the other day about how I had to go and get two vaccinations. Yeah, we knew about it.

You were up and about that day. It was a great day for all of us. So I've kind of like, I've spoken about it a little bit, but I get, I have psoriasis and I have it like, it's, it's really bad at the moment. And I've had over the break, like while we weren't on, I had quite a bad flare up. And so over the break, I was like feeling really stressed, but everything's shut. Yeah.

You can't get an appointment. You can't get an appointment. You can't get an appointment anywhere. And even like, um, the receptionists aren't there. So you can't even call and try and make it. You literally, you just have to wait. I think I tried to book in with a few specialists over the break and must have emailed and forgot about it. And then like on Monday, it was like the everyone's back at work. They're circling back.

So I got all these emails like, thanks for your inquiry. Um, and I was like, you emails like, thanks for your inquiry. And I was like, You're like, oh, no, I don't care about that anymore. Yeah, I'm over that's fucking literally last year's business. But it's that though, cause you can't, you just kind of feel like a bit helpless because you just can't do anything.

Anyway, so my skin was really, really bad. And because it was such a big period of time, I've been taking lots of photos of my skin to document like how it's changing. And that'd be real helpful for the specialist, right? Cause you can kind of explain it. And I'll used to be like this and a week later it's gone here and.

And also for me to be like, oh, am I imagining that it's moved or has it actually? So I've kind of got like a lot of photos of like my feet in my phone at the moment. And like, so there's just, there's just lots of, and it's not, it's not nice. Like I look like I've got a weird fetish for like feet gone wrong. Like it's not good. Hey, hey, hey, pass me your hand.

You know, I would never judge you or anything you liked. Yes. You know that, right? Yes. Yeah. So if that's your thing, you're not going to yuck my arm. Yes. You know that, right? Yes. So if that's your thing. You're not going to yuck my arm. 2025, Feet Gone Wrong has a bit of a ring to it to be fair.

Maybe that's my third book. Is there, Sophie, write it down for... Googling. Googling feetgonewrong.com. No, I think we should, we get one veto per week. I'm vetoing that. What is that? No one's got that domain. We should get it. Cause it just sounds like cash.

You know? No, no. We're already big on WikiFeed. Maybe we can branch out and do our own thing. But like, sorry, I've just write this. No, no, it's fine. But because like I couldn't get into any doctors, I'm kind of like trying stuff at home. So I'm like, I'll do this cream for a couple of days, see what happens. And then I was like, you know what? I won't have dairy for a week and see if that kind of makes it a bit better. I'm just doing whatever I can.

Anyway, a little bit like you, everybody starts to circle back and I end up getting all of these appointments kind of at once. So then I'm like, I'm at the GP, I've got the dermatologist, I'm getting my vaccination so I can start this other medication. Like it's all kind of popping off at the exact same time. That's party time.

And yesterday I go into one of these appointments and I'm like, oh yep. So over the break, I've had a really bad flare up and they go, oh, let me look at your skin. And she's like, looking at my hands, looking at my arms, looking at my feet. And she's like, oh, you poor thing. skin and she's like looking at my hands, looking at my arms, looking at my feet. And she's like, Oh, you poor thing. And I was like, Oh, I've actually, um, been taking lots of photos over the break and she goes, Oh, amazing. And I was like, do you want to see what it's been kind of? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, so obviously the photo app on your phone is like pretty dicey at times. The new upgrade is fucking, they make it, they fuck that right up. It's so hard now to even look at an album or anything. So I didn't even, I'm like, I'll just scroll through. I'll let you just scroll through my thing. And so I passed her. If you've just turned the podcast off for the day, great job.

Well, the thing is, is that right now you're hearing this story, right? And you're like, oh, that doctor's seen your pussy. Probably, right? You're thinking like, oh, a tit pick has popped up or something. It actually might be worse. I am showing her my phone. What do you mean? And like, as an example.

Are you sure you want to And like, as an example, are you sure you want to show me as an example, like this is one of the photos. It's actually very like it's medical. It's being like, this is what my feet looked like on this day. Then I tried this. Then they look like this. I scroll across. Fuck, fuck. And the photo goes to is this. And the photo that it goes to is this. Oh my God. Describe what you're seeing. I don't want to be mean. No, no, no, no, no. Describe it.

You go hell for leather. I'm saying rock bottom. I'm seeing you. You've clearly been crying a lot. Um, clearly, uh, getting your hair done was not a priority that day. My hair actually looks pretty good. Does it? Okay.

Yeah. You've been bawling your eyes out and you've just like taken a selfie of your face and you look like, even though it's a selfie, you've been caught off guard in a vulnerable moment. So I took that photo of myself to send to producer Sophie after Iboard for Paddington too, I thought you were going to say, I've been fighting a brave fight with my skin for so long, but it's finally getting me down. And that's what the doctor said. And then do you ask her if she'd seen Paddington too? The doctor goes, oh, sweetheart, like, you must be in so much pain.

And I was like, Yeah. I am, I am in a lot of pain. Yes I am. That is true. Correct, and then she starts crying. And then I said, but this is actually cause I want Pad I want to. I mean, she says.

She says, I didn't know you had kids. I didn't know you had children. kids. I didn't know you had children. Cause obviously you're watching a children's show. The poor Baron Soraya, this girl watching Paddington two on her own. I was there with my long-term partner. Yeah. And what did you say to that? I was just like, Oh, anyway, it's yeah. So I just, I was just like, I've had enough for today.

I was just like, Oh, anyway. Yeah. So like, what's our plan? What can we, you know? And then I was like, I've been to the dermatologist and she said this and they were like, Oh, you know, so then you just pushed along. Yeah. I just pushed along, yeah. I just pushed on, but I didn't know you were here.

What was her fa- When you said the words Paddington too, was she like- But it was, I don't know, to be honest. You're fucking out. I feel like I blacked out a little bit because it was just- I'm so embarrassed for you. I can't even look at you.

Happened just like in slow motion. And also just because she was like, oh my God, like you're in so much pain. That's a very vulnerable moment and personal and- And I mean, like my feet, like I can't really walk at the moment. Like I am in a lot of pain, but I just want to let.

What's more painful? Your feet, three options. Your feet. Yes. The sheer embarrassment of the doctor seeing that photo or whatever the fuck happens at the end of Paddington too. It's. Well, no spoilers. Cause I'm just saying,

which is more painful out of those three things. Obviously all of them excruciating from what I've seen. I think the at the doctor, the feet combined with Paddington 2 though, that's up there. Filling my feet while watching Paddington 2. Oh man. Yeah.

We'll pop that photo up in our episode. You sure? I don't know if you want that out there, man. It's pretty personal shit. I can't believe that you said my hair didn't look good. I thought it looked okay. Oh, obviously you were having a moment with Paddington. Real harrowing photo though. Pretty good.

It looks pretty. Yeah. You are so sad in that. And because I sent it to Sophie, because Sophie had said she'd seen Paddington 2 and was like, oh, you're not ready. Is that justified, Sophie, the response to Paddington 2? Oh yeah.

I think there will be a lot of people agreeing with this. Pop your own selfie in. I tell you what. Yeah, tell us how you looked after watching Paddington 2. I tell you what it looks like. And this isn't anyone particular, but I think you can imagine the thousands of different people that I'm about to describe. You look like an influencer sitting in her car being like.

I do 100%. I look like leave Brittany alone. I just want everyone to know that we all have our ups and downs and that if you're struggling like same and you're not alone. And it's not really mean, but like that's kind of what it looks like. No, it does. But it looks like why did you take a picture of yourself crying?

A little bit. But I sent it to a friend. Like it wasn't to go on Instagram. It wasn't to put anywhere. Don't check it out in the Facebook group, she says. No, no, no, but like- And if you've also seen Paddington too- Cause that adds context.

If you've also seen Paddington too, you're not alone. But you know- We can all get, we just need to talk about it. I just, no one's talking about it. No one's talking about it. I just think it needs to be said. I was sending that to a trusted confidant. It wasn't to, oh, guess what?

It wasn't like that at all. It was literally like, I've done the thing that you told me to be very careful of and look at the results. And you were right to warn me. Yes, exactly. I was wrong to not heed your advice. I've got, you'll have to see it to pick us back up.

And we're going to probably need seven because we are low. We are low. Are we low? No, I mean, just like we've been through a lot. Yes. Both you experiencing it firsthand and all of us listening to it secondhand feeling the pain of sheer embarrassment. Yeah.

Shelby. Hi, Shelby. Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes. Go away. She's from Vermont. Or Vermont as they say. Vermont. Vermont's a suburb in eastern Melbourne.

Vermont is the state in the northeast of the USA. I work for the fish and wildlife department in my state. Oh cool. I got to- Victoria. That's Vermont. I work for the fish and wildlife department in my state. Oh cool. I got- Victoria. That's Vermont. In the great state of Vermont. I work for the fish and wildlife department in my state.

I got an email from a customer and they showed me that they had contacted the governor to let him know- Hello governor. Different kind of governor, different country. What an amazing employee I was. So they've like sent a thing going, that lady was really great, CC the governor. You got to know how good your fish

and wildlife department is. So then I received an email from the governor's office and the heads of department thanking me for my dedication and hard work. Wow, that's awesome. So I got two you love to see. They're the same you love to see. One is obviously the feeling that Shelby would be feeling

of doing a great job. Yes. But also sending a nice message and saying great job. You don't know the impact that just your throwaway comment or email might actually have on someone's day life year. 100%. I regret saying day life year in that order. No, I love it.

Because I think also naturally, if we don't get good service, people go, I'm gonna let them know that that wasn't good enough. But then when something's awesome, you never go, I'll let them know how awesome that was. You just go, oh, that was good. Yeah.

So yeah, send the compliment. That's really nice. So Shelby in Vermont. Thank you. Love that. Love to see it. I, my love to see it is a little bit of a different speed. Is it Paddington 2? No. No, I don't want to think about it. It is a picture, lost and found picture. That's gone a bit viral on Facebook. I'm just sending it to you now. And this might be like a new little bit of merch that maybe we could make for the podcast.

Somebody found these keys in a playground. And the photo has blurred out what the key chain says. Brian, I know that it's blurred out. No, thank you. I'm actually all good. But is there any way that you might be able to figure out what that's? I think, cause it starts with a C.

And ends with a um slut. Oh, sorry. And ends with a um slut. Oh, sorry. And ends with an um slut. But I, well the part of the sluts blurred out. I think it's saying calm sleep. Now the key chain clearly says cum slut. And whilst you think it couldn't get worse, the fact that it's on a pink, like bright pink key chain that would have been bright two years ago, but it's seen a lot of The fact that it's on a pink, like bright pink key chain

that would have been bright two years ago, but it's seen a lot of sun. It's been used a lot. Don't say the cum slot's been used a lot. But. I laughed so hard when I saw this. It's got like over 5,000 likes. It's got heaps of comments and shares.

Oh, because everyone would have tagged me like, oh, Tony, you left your keys in the wagon. Yes, every single tag is like, oh, I didn't know that you lived in Tenerife. Um, yeah. But the part that just makes me laugh so hard is that obviously the person who's posted this was like, well, I don't want it to be rude.

So I'll cover up two of the letters. But it needs to still be visible so that whoever is missing it can recognize that it's theirs. Oh, now left on the fence near the toilet block also just has like... I love it. I absolutely love it. I love that Alan Oldworth has liked it. Me too. I think that I might see if you can order that online because it just made me laugh so much. Get it, girl.

Come on. You can't use some of this. I do love to see if you can order that online because it just made me laugh so much. Get it girl. Cum slut. You can't use up talking about it. I do love to see that. I do love to see that. I mean what a great day. Great day. We've been to Hollywood, we've been inside Tony's Broken, doctor patient privilege by sharing stories.

I am not the doctor in that situation. Normally I am, but there I'm the patient so I'm allowed to say. Oh I didn't realize that was the thing. Yeah. It's not like the doctor won't pass anything private. They've definitely told someone about that. No. Cause it's not medical information that she would have gone home and gone, has

anyone seen Paddington 2? All right. I just came to let you know that Tony actually doesn't have kids. Just wanted to fucking close the loop on that one. And she's planning on watching more Paddington stuff. that Tony actually doesn't have kids. Just wanted to fucking close the loop on that one. But she's planning on watching more Paddington stuff. Paddington 3 is on at the cinemas at the moment, I think. She's moving to Peru.

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