Toni and Ryan - Accidentally Horny

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

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And we are calling Joshua, Tony Lodge. Tony Lodge. Tony Lodge. And we are calling Joshua Lorenzo Thatcher. Aran Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. And we are calling Joshua. Tony Lodge. Tony Lodge. Tony Lodge. And we are calling Joshua Lorenzo Thatcher. Lorenzo and Tony Lodge. I'm not good at voices. Yeah.

You're not. That's just it. Oh, I thought you were going to, oh no, you're great. But you're not. But you're so good at so much other stuff. Name seven. Anal, anal, anal, anal, anal, anal, anal, anal. Is that seven?

Hello? You're good at having anal with me seven times. Hi, anal, anal, anal, anal, anal, anal. Is that seven? Hello? You're good at having anal with me seven times. Hi, Josh. Josh, sorry you interrupted us, Josh. We're talking about something that is fun. Anal. Yeah. Josh, how are you doing?

Yeah, anal interrupted. Sorry. I'm happy. How are you? Well, Josh, for Tony and everyone else listening, how many Taylor Swift shows have you been to? I have been to 10 so far. That's amazing.

I've only been to two. That's huge. Two is huge. But I've only been to like this two. So other people that have been Swifties for a long time, but over 10 years, that's awesome. Yeah. So what was that?

Speak Now, Red. I went to three 1989 shows, two Reputation shows and then three Errors tour. Oh my God. I can't believe you saw the Rep tour. I've only watched the, like when it was on Netflix, I watched that so many times. I won tickets on a radio show. So it was an absolute vibe. So I used the money that I've been saving.

Should have known that Josh was a prize pig. A prize pig. What was the radio station and what was the secret sound? I had to guess if it was like Taeyeon-nae. So is it like, was this Taylor Swift lyrics or not basically? That's good. That's a great game. What was the station?

What was the show? Uh, I think it was like 90.9 on the Gold Coast. Oh, see ya fam, get around it. Yeah. Nice. Oh, that's really actually a great game. Taeyeon-nae, I like that. great. We approve that. And Josh, will you approve today's podcast?

I will absolutely approve today's podcast. Hey, it's Josh from Melbourne and I approve this podcast. It is Friday the 13th. Or if you're watching this when it came out straight away in America tomorrow, it's Friday the 13th. We're talking about when you were accidentally horny. But spooky. out straight away in America tomorrow. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do to the wrong person? I once called a girl to dump them and I called the wrong Emily. Sorry. Imagine having that many Emily's in your phone. Emily was a really popular name in 1993. I was Emma and Emily and I got confused and yeah, I called the wrong one.

And so the girl that you called by accident was like, we're not dating. So why would you dump me? Or you were also dating her. No. So there was that chat and then I called the other one and then I called the other one and I was like, oh yeah, I'm planning on dumping this girl. And then I called her back, but I called the wrong one back and said, I've done it. And that's a story for another day.

Sophie, write that down. Yeah. No. Or not, scratch it from the record. This is accidentally horny. Accidentally horny. Kristy. no, scratch it from the record. This is accidentally horny. Accidentally horny. Christy. Hi Christy.

My boss once texted me and said, can you come to my office? Instead of replying one sec, I said once sex. Accidentally horny. I've definitely done the sex instead of sec before. Is sec an Australian thing? One sec, you'll be there in two secs. Oh, I don't know. Maybe. Cause it's just like such an Australian like dumb thing to shorten.

Or does everyone say one sec? Cause I can never remember in a movie or a TV show where I've seen someone go, yeah, one sec. Or even like chatting to people in America. No one's ever said like, yeah, I'll be there in a sec. Yeah. No, never. Let us know. That's insane. Actually point of cultural difference. Brittany just saw my neighbor and he's all dressed up. I wanted to say he was looking good,

but instead I just looked at him and said, Hey, good looking. And it was like, I wanted to say he was looking good, but instead I just looked at him and said, Hey, good looking. I think if you say that with the right tone, it could be, remember when I accidentally hit on my neighbor? Do you remember that? Which one? The one that had gotten a promotion. Cause I was like, Oh, new car. And he's like, Oh yeah.

Like, Oh, the guy downstairs, guy downstairs. And I, how could we forget? Were you here for that? So I feel that was when you were still at the office and I talked to this guy and I was like, I was like, Oh, what are you doing to celebrate? He's like, Oh, don't really know. I'm like, no, I don't know. And I was like, no, well, you have to find some way to celebrate.

And like, it wasn't good. He moved out the following way. He moved out. Cause they're car park, were they next to the car park next door? One over. Yeah. But close enough, you're like, well, I can't go to the car park anymore here.

And he was like a- That's been downstairs, they're trying to hit me up again. He had two kids as well. Like, so you see him all the time. Single dad. Single dad and like, yeah, like a great dad. I believe he once said to them, are the kids out today?

But I didn't. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it, but that's what he heard. But all adding up, like it wouldn't have been a good picture to paint. But yes, I was kind of like. I was like, must be so lonely up there in that house all by yourself. And I was just like, oh, you have to celebrate. And he was just like, oh, I don't know. And he was just like, oh, I don't know. And I was like, oh, you have to find, you know, as if I was being like, oh,

celebrate with your dick in my mouth. No, yeah, I got it. Yeah, we got it. We got it. And I didn't mean that, obviously, like, but he was probably like, I've seen you with a guy. He's probably thought that I was trying to cheat on my partner. Like, which is so fucked. Cause then you try and over explain and that's worse.

Okay. Let me tell you what he's seen. He's seen you come and go with Torbz. He's seen me come and go during the day while Torbz does that work. He's seen, uh, Cam Hutchings sneaking at night. And he's probably going the revolving door on this bitch. He's probably like, fuck, what am I just a fourth to her? Yes, you are.

I'm better than a fourth. Well, you can be top three, but we've got to come in here and show me what you got. Yeah. I did actually think a lot. And I used to think this about your old house as well, because it was quite a busy street, that like, Bridget leave in the morning. And then I'd come after she'd left and I'd leave before she got home. And I just, I have thought before, I wonder what

the tradies across the street building that house. They're like, what's this guy doing? Cause the, the tall one leaves and the short one comes in, you know, like I just, yeah, you gotta change it up. She's my, it all lines up it up. She's my dad. It all lines up in bed. She's my date.

Yeah. Everyone's the same height line on their back. Um, well, you know, we did that story about the short kings. There were so many comments. Yeah. Oh, they're all the same when he's on top of me. Yeah. But all these ladies that are like, yeah, I'm going to show a boy my life, but not

short where it counts. I'm like, fuck yeah. Get it. It was one of the horniest comment sections we've had. And I don't say that lightly because we've had some grim ones. Yeah, we have. Now, accidentally horny. Sometimes it's not an accident.

Candy, real name. We see her, okay. Okay. With a Y and an I. Y. Nice. The only God's way of spelling. If God spelled candy, that's how he'd spell it.

And doesn't God know what he wants? He does. She does. Edgy. We'll get D platformed. Candy works at the police station and she was out and about in the town with her husband. So Candy and her husband are out and about. Yep.

And she runs into one of the cops from the station and he's there with his wife. Yep. So it's a double date accidentally. Well, they just bumped into each other down the street. And instead of saying, I didn't recognize you not in your police uniform. I said, I don't recognize you with your clothes on. And her husband goes, and his wife. Turns out Ryan John's not the only one with a daytime fling. I didn't recognize you with your clothes on.

If you saw someone in a cop uniform every day. Totally. Yeah, cause you keep working in uniform. Yeah. Nah, I get it, Candy, but just, fuck dude. That is so funny. And also innocent. Yeah. Like when you, oh, oh yeah, oh, bleh.

And then all of a sudden you're trying to explain it and it's so much worse. Yeah, and then you're explaining a bit too much and they're like, oh, man. And then even if they weren't, like both your partners are picturing you guys banging. Oh, by no means. And I assume if your name is Candy, you spell it with a K and a Y, you're probably pretty hot. There, I said it.

I just, I did recognise you with your colours on. That is unreal. Now, I don't know if this is just because I was a sporty kid, but one of the great things to do when you're in primary school or high school is when one of the PE teachers goes, can you help us clear out the sports equipment room? The greatest. Well, it normally meant you were getting out of class as well. Well, A, yeah, but then you're like, there's a high jump mat and a basketball and a cricket bat. What should we do? I can tell you right now what we're going to do.

Yeah. Everything's in place. So much fun. And is that, is this where you'd use the term like, oh, we're just goofing off in the sports store room? Totally. Yeah. So for Sherry, she works in a law firm. So she's usually at the desk and stuff. Yeah. And, but for her, they're like, oh, downstairs is where we keep all the files. It's the file room and we need to like probably spend half a day tidying some stuff up. It's just like, Oh, downstairs is where we keep all the files. It's the file room and we need to like, probably

spend half a day tidings and stuff. I'm just like, fuck yeah, I think a bit of me, I can get away from the desk on my feet. And there's like three or four people going, Oh, let's just pile all in and shoot the shit and get this stuff done. And she goes to scoofing off down there is like a great way to waste half a day at work. I fucking get it, Sherry. Yeah. So one of her bosses came and like, it's all fine and above board, but one of the bosses like didn't know she was down there or

whatever. He goes, Oh, where were you this morning? And Sherry goes, instead of saying I was goofing off in the store room, she said, I was jerking off in the store room. Where are you this morning? I was just jerking off in the store room. Okay. Get it Sherry. Yeah. I was just jerking it downstairs. Yeah. Right.

When I was an accountant and I hated being an accountant, we had the, the mail room or the file room or something downstairs. And I love jerking it in there. Floor 17 at Pitcher Partners. Everyone knows what I'm talking about. Do you actually jerk off in there? Yeah, just putting the files away, having fun. Yeah. Show you my tax return. Send this to the ATO. Finally,

Send this to the ATO. Finally, Tomas. I can't talk right now. Tomas was doing a summer in Spain, trying to learn the language, have a bit of fun, all good. But obviously goes there with very little Spanish. Now be very careful Ryan, because are you about to... I also don't speak Spanish. Yes. Or really English.

This close to Christmas. Think you know a guy. An elderly Spanish lady said how I was doing in the middle of a hot Spanish summer day. Instead of saying I'm hot. I looked at this old lady and said, I'm horny accidentally horny. And this is how the Spanish lady probably responded. She's 80 years old by the way.

Middle. She just moved from Italy. She's in super Mario Brothers. She's Mario's mom. Mario's mama. I just moved from Italy yesterday. I'm practicing practiced Spanish. I practiced Spanish. You want some

spaghetti and sangria? It's a happy piece of other worlds. You're horny? Yes, I'm horny too. So nice to meet you. You know my son, the Mario Luigi. I needed to be a Spanish lady. Understood.

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Get around it. Get around it. Get across it, get amongst it, get inside it. Now, I have a scandal that I would like to expose. It involves a big global company that's been infiltrating the Western Australian school system to do some sneaky, sneaky shit. And I've got to the bottom of this and it is a serious real crime. I went to get my police outfit from the costume box and I accidentally got like the female police top. So I feel like should I- It's actually a dress I think.

Right. So because this is a real serious crime, am I undermining the crime by wearing a dress? I think you're undermining it by wearing a police outfit at all. I'll pretend I didn't hear that. But do you have a hat? Maybe you could pop a hat on. I think I'll put the dress on. Okay. If it fits.

Give me a second. Redact this. Okay. Talk amongst yourselves. What should I do? Should I get undressed as well? Okay. Welcome back. Just for a moment, we want, let's all appreciate that I tried to put the dress on.

No, it's beautiful. And I think I should put my other clothes back on. No, I think that you should back it, because this is a very serious crime. It actually is though. And you've blown it wide open. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to. And I think I should put my other clothes back on. No, I think that you should back it because this is a very serious crime. It actually is though. And you've blown it wide open just like that dress. Don't make me laugh, I'll tear the back out of this. Oh, fuck it, don't bloody threaten me with a good time. Blow my back doors out. I'm going to put my other shirt on. No. We got this many nipples on YouTube. Okay. Fine. I'm sticking with it. My eyes are up here.

Yes. I have been doing some investigating. Yep. That a global automotive company has been doing some very illegal marketing and trying to infiltrate the brains of Western Australian children. Do you know about this crime? No, I have no idea what you're talking about. To be honest, I don't even know if I can hear what you're saying. I'm trying so hard to keep eye contact with you. Mm hmm.

I just flashed my nipple at Tony. I think I can see. Tony, you don't know this. No. Actually, I would like to call a witness to the stand. I would please. Michael Jordan. No, no.

Michael Jordan! No, no. I would like to call Tony Lodge to the stand as an eyewitness to a crime that was committed at, what was your primary school? Rollystone Primary School. Rollystone Primary School. What? they were infiltrated with an illegal marketing scam and children should not be dragged into marketing scams, especially at a place of education. What is going on? Is it true that at Rollystone Primary School, you were forced all the students out onto

the field and forced to make a Mercedes Benz sign. So when the drone above looked down. I wasn't a drone back in that day. I think it was some poor asshole on a ladder. Was some asshole on a ladder taking a photo of all the kids lined up dressed, not dressed, but in the shape of a Mercedes sign. How much backhand money is that school, Rollystone primary receiving from Mercedes for this deceptive marketing? Or were they trying to do a peace sign and fucked it

up? Trying to do a peace sign, fucked it up. I'm just gonna- Well, lucky there's a copy here because that's illegal. On the screen. You need to put a hashtag, add in this shit. Can we put a visual of the Mercedes Benz sign and what the peace sign should have been, because I think there's only like a line difference between the two symbols. Mercedes know what they're doing.

I get what they're trying to do. A big global corporation. And was it like world peace day or something real cute. Or like Harmony day, I feel like was something and everyone was dressed in orange. And then the new Mercedes Harmony came out the following week. Now with leather seats, that is Harmony. The gearbox is in Harmony as it glides through the gears, getting you from zero to 106.7 seconds. That's very good. Is this an app?

Do you know about the Mitsubishi Harmony, Mercedes Harmony? Um, police don't take kickbacks. Thank you. Can I put my regular shirt on now? If you'd like to. I'm getting tired holding them over my nipples. Yeah. Kiss a goodbye everyone.

Put on the screen, um, the Mercedes sign and the peace sign next to each other. And then when it comes back, I'll be dressed. The magic of TV. Keep the peace signs up, but Tony's laughing at me trying to undo the thing. It was the rip of the dress as you, as you unhooked your arms from it. Oh my God, Ryan, you will not believe it. We just had a cop in here. What the fuck?

Yeah, they were really worried about- A sniffer dog or a human one? A human one. Jesus, what are they doing here? Had a couple of dogs on him. Did he? Yeah. That's be nice.

What did you talk about? That when I was at school, I was taken advantage of. My good nature was taken advantage of. When? So this actually happened, by the way. Yes, this did actually happen. When did someone realize that Rolly Stone Prime, was it a parent that looked at the photo a week later and went, is that her? So the person who told me was Joshua Davis, shout out. Shout out. Joshy Do. He is such a great guy.

We went to, I've known him since I was like four years old. Yeah. Like, so we went, we did school all through together. If you were a Christmas Hallmark movie, that would be the guy you end up with. Oh, like I would go back to Rolling Stone and bump into him at the shops. The girl from the big city in Melbourne's home

for Christmas and all the, and I bet he has a little woodworking store or something. He is a doctor. Yep. So he's actually a lot more successful than me. At a cute little practice in those cute little town. Nah, like a legit fucking like, you know how House MD is like a diseases specialist? I think he does stuff like that.

Like he's a like crime solving doctor, which is the coolest thought. Yeah. He's like- A crime solving doctor. That's obviously not what it's called. But like- Has he ever worn an outfit like I have? Because I don't think he's actually solving crimes.

But yeah, he did like heaps of research. He like went to GWA and stuff. Oh, but is he the one that picked up on the Mercedes thing? So he's- He's solving crimes. He's the one that told me. So I'm guessing his mom, who was fucking lovely, by the way. And probably drove a Mercedes.

I'm pretty sure that maybe his mom was like, oh, they've done that wrong. And that's like, you know, how it's like, well, my mom said, and I remember looking at it and being like, oh yeah, that's. That is the Mercedes sign. The Mercedes symbol, which I had seen before. Yeah. Hadji. Yes. Had you? Yes.

Hang on, let me. But I remember looking at that and being like, oh yeah, that isn't the peace sign. Very close. It is close. They are very close. They are really, really close. Anyway, yeah. So Joshua Davis showed up.

He, he was the one that told me and we were in the office and the picture was like blown up on the wall. Like it was in a frame and stuff. And it said like Harmony Day 1998 or whatever. And like we're all on the oval and you know, Mr. Mackay's on the ladder with the digital camera. C class available next January. Yeah. So I mean, I've been introduced to luxury from a young age, as you can tell, from the

state of my life. While we're in Perth, I would like to share you love to see it. I thought you were like, while we're in Perth, we should go and see it. I'm like, when are we going to Perth? But I love it. Well, both. Let's go to Perth and let's check it out. Callie is from Perth.

Hi, Callie. She listens to the podcast. And who you love to see is she is really proud of her dad, who is a Perth celebrity. A personality. He's a personality. Have a look at the picture I've sent you. This is the back of the bus of a trans Perth. Oh my god.

My dad is the one of the bus of a trans birth bus at the moment. My dad is the one in the hat. He's used on the back of the bus to advertise the home that he's in. It's called Brightwater and they look after people with dementia and Alzheimer's and they're really awesome people. And they said, do you want to be in the ad? Because we're doing some advertising on the buses. And it says housemates wanted ready to nit flicks and chill and they're all wearing scarves. Isn't that the cutest thing ever?

That is so adorable. So this is Callie's dad on the right hand side. Yeah with the hat. Now it's, I've actually sent you a slightly zoomed in version. Okay. Now I'm going to send you the full picture. Okay. And tell me if you see an issue with this picture.

Okay. And think about the fact that they had to spend the day getting ready for the photo shoot and blah, blah, blah. And that it was like an organized thing. And they're probably like, oh, guess what? Kids like grandpa's going to be on the fucking thing. Yep. So we've just put that on our, if you're watching on YouTube, you can see that. And we'll put it in our Facebook thread as well.

Yep. Oh, Shame. It's like Mike Wazowski of Monsters Inc. You know how the thing like covers him completely. Yeah. Oh, so I'll Doris on the right hand side, who can I just say has put the most effort

into their knitting. Yeah. They're wearing a huge big. The gown is fabulous. Like thing. She's been knit flixing and chill. And the giveaway is completely covering their bottom half of their face. Also say nit-flex and chill and pretend you're not from New Zealand. Not a Kiwi.

Yeah. Um, oh my god, that is... Do you know how Kelly's gotten so excited about telling us about their granddad being on the bus? Think about how excited that... That's what I mean. He's told all his kids, oh, you know- He's told everybody he's ever met. Check out the bus, I'm that guy behind the giveaway sign.

Oh, I'm really sad about that. Can we like campaign to get that moved or something? Is there something we can do? Surely when the bus company is selling advertising, they send some generic thing that says- That goes to the cutout to here. This is where the number will be. Because look at Dolores on the left. She's tiny. She could go under that sign. Yeah! You know what I mean? Like we've got options here.

Or there's a bit of empty space next to Dolores. So as if they could have all scooched over. Yeah! Scooch him over. Yeah, scoot him over. I wonder how Dolores is doing. Good, I reckon. Yeah, she looks pretty... She's on a bus! She looks pretty happy.

She's on a bus! Could we be on a bus? I know you've been on a bus before, but could we be on a bus together? No, I don't think so. Aww. Would you like to be on a bus? I don't know. I've been on a garbage truck, which is basically the same.

Yeah. Just cart and shit around. Well, I mean, if you want to put yourself on a bus, you can pay. Yeah, that's what I mean. Should we do that? Do you want to be on a garbage truck, which is basically the same. Yeah. Just cart and shit around. Well, I mean, if you want to put yourself on a bus, you can pay. Yeah, that's what I mean. Should we do that? Do you want to be on a bus? I'd rather spend my money on a SodaStream.

Keep saving up, mate. Yeah. Big money to be had. What, how many bus billboards to SodaStream? What's the ratio there? Oh, well, what's a bus billboard worth these days? At least 50 bucks a week, I'd assume. Oh, I reckon it would be worth way more than that.

Really? Yeah, because they've got to wrap the bus. Oh yeah. Like it would be a really big job. I reckon that would cost a fortune. Yeah, fuck that. Let's just get soda streams. Yeah, nice.

And ham hocks. Oh, yeah. And new police outfits. This close to Christmas. I've got a spooky. Spooky. You, spooky love set for Friday the 13th. Anna on Patreon, Anna with one N. Yep. Don't get that mistaken for Anna with two N's. Would like to volunteer as a teenage witch for our show. Is this because we've been hiring people? We've been hiring people and we've had a lot of witch chat. We are pro witch at the Tony and Ryan podcast.

I was listening- Not the witch on your straight. I'm not pro her, I'm off her. We're pro witches who can like re-witch that bitch. And we are in talks with the council about getting her removed from the area. Anna says, I was listening to your latest episode and I thought of something that Tony would like.

Tony gives me the vibes that she would have liked Sabrina the teenage witch. Can I say pause here that as soon as I read that I was like, oh, but not the new one. And then in brackets it says the original, not the new one. But I literally, that was my love to see it already before I'd gotten through it. Wasn't Melissa Joan Hart just the fucking best human alive? Wasn't Melissa Joan Hart just the fucking best human alive? I had, just like every single other human on earth, the biggest crush on Harvey. Same. Like he was such a hottie, a bit of a goof.

He kind of had like Dawson energy. Yes. Yeah, but he was better than Dawson because Dawson was a bit of a knob, wasn't he? As time went on, he was a knob. Pacey, Paceyson was a bit of a knob, wasn't he? As time went on, he was a knob. Pacey, Pacey, I was more of a Pacey girl. Hey, I'm Googling Harvey from Sabrina. Yeah, nice. Love Googling.

Oh, Nate Rashad. Oh, what a good dude. Is he still around? What's he doing? Um, he's doing some bits and pieces, but his Instagram bio is the original Harvey Kinkle. Nice. Um. He's doing voiceovers.

He takes photos. That's good. Probably doing cameos. Yeah. I would say in the cameo game. He's probably just, imagine the royalties coming through from Sabrina. I reckon it would be doing pretty well every time they sell what DVD box set or something. Or it's played on the Disney channel or something.

There it is. Yeah. Oh, nice. Yeah. Anyway, My love to see it is Harvey. Harvey. Yeah.

It's a really good one. I'm glad that we've entered him back into the chat. Anna with one end says, I would like to volunteer to be the official TARP teenage witch. My resume is that I've been a witch for four years and a tarpa since the first three episodes. Huge. Loves T-Pain, this is pop. And I know what you're thinking,

I'll still be a teenager for two more years. So Anna's 18, so she's like, okay, well, you know, I've got a little bit more time up my sleeve. And she says that's two years of free volunteer work. Literally a saint I am, she says. Do we also get a blacksmith apply? Someone did horseshoes. A blacksmith, oh my God.

Did we have a horseshoe guy? I would have hired them if we had a horseshoe guy. Love you, love the show. Hi Tony, Ryan, you're funny too. Thanks Anna. Um, love that. Wow, well I can get already hired her I guess. My love to see it is 34 weeks ago the guy that plays Harvey did a happy birthday Mel post like a little throwback with him and Melissa Joan Hart. Has she commented like it is or are

they do you reckon they're on the rocks? They're not friends anymore. Um, she also calling Melissa Joan Hart mill feels illegal. You've got to, you got to give it a three for every time. It's like Sarah Jessica Parker, Melissa Joan Hart. You've got to do the full three. Freddie Prince Jr. Thank you, Sophie. She hasn't liked or commented. Oh, she's got 1.8 million followers.

Does she really? Yeah, he's got 73. So maybe it just, she just didn't say it. 73 followers. Thousand. And he is doing cameos. Let's get a cameo from him. Um, can I just refresh everybody's memory though, on our bad luck that we've had

with cameo, um, if anybody- No, why don't you just not? If anybody hasn't seen the Tarpeathon, maybe you should join the Patreon to rewatch it. As a couple of our, what was it? Fuck it, our reward, it didn't feel like it. It felt like a fucking punishment. We got paid $79 for a punishment from David Arquette. And then we paid $150 for a punishment from,

what's that guy called? Donovan. Tate Donovan. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Marissa's dad. Marissa's dad from the USA.

And he just loves Australia. And he'll tell you about it. Yeah. He'll tell you about it. Do you think he's still living on a boat? Like Jimmy Couser? What a read, Sophie. That's such a read of you.

Like the way that you said that, do you think he's still living on a boat? First of all, as a pro houseboat show, I don't think that's a diss. I think that's a flex. He was loving his life, Jimmy Cooper, on that boat. What, is it because he was like in international waters and evading taxes or something?

I think so. Yeah, probably. And I mean, he got kicked out of his house. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. This episode may or may not end with a cameo from Harvey. No.

No? No? We are not investing any more money into cameo's business. Okay, no, that's off, that's off. Go get your own at cameo.com slash The Nate Ricard. Oh my God. And to end your Friday fucking nicely,

next week we are on YouTube the full week. So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. We're Christmas mode, we're video mode, we're fucking X Games motherfucker. So we'll see you there. Love you. Bye. G'day Canada! How would you say hello Canada?

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