Toni and Ryan - Accidentally Naked

Episode Date: August 3, 2025

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I've been to a place where the saucers are like a cow's udder. Like, it's like a heavy down d*** and like, and you just get your dog out and you hold it under and then you just grip it and it just squeezes out. Like it's this rather cheap- Where was that? Where was that? No! Why? Oh, I've never seen that! That is so upsetting though! Oh my lanta. Hi, I'm Mike from Northern Virginia. I'm Bec from Brisbane. Hi, I'm me from Northern Virginia. I'm Beck from Brisbane.

Hi, I'm Anna from Merriville, Indiana. And I'm a Brisbane What Car? Welcome to a brand new week. Welcome to birthday week. Yes. This Saturday, it's Tony and Ryan podcast, fourth birthday. There's a few missing words in there, but I'm excited. You have to guess where it is.

You are invited. It's an open bar. Tony's taking care of the food, I believe. Was that right? Or you're picking it up? It's not an open bar. Isn't it? Absolutely not.

Oh, I'm sorry. The bar will be open. Yeah, it's not. OK. We'll cover the first couple. First one. First one. First one. But the bar is open. We will have a clue coming up today. Isn't it funny how different it feels that if we were like, oh, and first drinks on us is like so different to the bars open. Oh, we're just paying for one. But like it's the same result, but it

just sounds much worse. Yeah. Okay. So what's going to sound the best? First one's on us. Yeah. But you need to have forgotten that at some point we offered that it was an open bar. Second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh are on you. Yeah. Um, and the food has been taken care of though. A light lunch, a light lunch, some little snackies and it's good. Yeah. Because it was my idea and I'm pretty proud of it. There's only so much you can get on the boat.

Yeah. The logistics of being on the open water have proven interesting. And again, I just need to really, it's not a yacht. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I just need people to know that it's not like... That's actually ruined an incredible joke that I've got planned coming up. It's a yacht. When I do it later, I'll do a big wink and then you'll go, oh, here it comes. We'll know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But first, Sophie wasn't here last week. Tony was attacked by a spider during the show.

Yeah, so. Nice to hear you fucking listen. Yeah, well, I just wanted to like. I'm all up to that episode. Yeah, but like, it was good that you weren't here because you could have been next, you know, like that's. I'm scared. What's happening?

You were so nice to me this morning. What are you about to do? Oh, no, no, no, we don't do pranks. It's not like that. However, we were doing the performing the podcast and a spider attacked me on my human body. I think the Sophie just like, it was terrifying. And anyway, in trying to find the spider, we both ripped our clothes off because it was like on us.

I saw the other bit where you ripped your clothes off. Yeah. So we- Charles sent it to you. Oh, okay. Right. Well- So a couple of times he did that. We accidentally- Yeah, well, it doesn't just happen with spiders, but we accidentally got naked. And so we asked the tarfas last week, when did you accidentally get naked?

Yeah. And- For science. For science. Yeah. Robin. Hi, Robin. Rockin' Robin.

Yeah, I used to be scared of water slides. Sure. But I finally summoned the strength and I went down the hotel pool slide with my friends. Hotel? Hotel. The hotel slide? The hotel, hotel.

Turns out some of my clothing had shifted on the way down the slide and I didn't notice. Yeah, it's easy to pop a tit on a water slide. It is. It happens to the best of us, Robin. Yeah. Oh yeah, my tits have popped down on a water slide. I was so proud of myself for going down the water slide that I got to the bottom and excitedly

jumped and celebrated with my friends. Revealing my tartars to everyone around the pool. Question. Question. Is there a waterslide on the boat we're going to be on? Well, Charles, you might not know this, but anything's a waterslide with the right attitude. And that will be my attitude this Saturday. Um, but I would you. Sorry, you've just said this Saturday and that's really. Yeah, it's this week. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

Yeah. Um, I don't like that. How do you think, what's your attitude towards us? Like going for a dip? Oh, I'm 100% dip at all times. Yeah. And swimming. Like eating dip and swimming.

Oh, yeah. My yeah. Dips and dips. Like eating dip and swimming. Oh, yeah, might, yeah. Dips and dips. Yep. Yeah, no, I'm open to it. I don't know if you would want to swim where this is or not. Because we are not familiar with this body of water and how safe or not safe. People don't know that we aren't familiar with it.

Well, I don't know that we aren't familiar with it. Well, I don't know. You just said we're not. I haven't swam there before. In the Yarra? Yeah, the boat party is in my pool. You just threw a trolley and you didn't swim in there. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

Cassie. Hi, Cassie. In high school, I was in the marching band, and we're in like a... Oh, sick! We were out of town at a competition. So I went to the bathroom that was like on the bus to get changed out of my big uniform thing. Sure. Yep.

I heard someone yell, Cassie's stripping in the bathroom. We can all see you. I was concentrating so hard on trying to fit in a little bathroom. I didn't realize there was like a window on the other side and all the boys were just like watching and cheering. Oh, cheering's nice.

Yeah, like, woo, guys, see you. When I get changed at work, I always make sure the door's open. Yeah. Just in case. Yeah. Sometimes you just need a little bit of a pump up, isn't it? Yeah. I forgot what segment we were doing. And just when you were like, they're in the marching band, I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, what are we? So, accidentally naked is the topic. Hey! But yeah. So, we started talking about the Accidentally naked is the topic. So we started talking about the boat party and I forgot about the nudity. Yeah, I forgot to go back in my mind.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Good. Katie is a Tapa in Vancouver and she used to live. Sorry, Katie. Katie, Katie. Let's go, Katie. C-A-D-Y. C-A-T-Y. Yeah, Katie. It's not Katie. I feel like Katie has an I often, like C-A-A-D-Y. C-A-T-Y. Yeah, Katie. It's not caddy. I feel like Katie has an I often.

Like C-A-I-T-Y. Or, no, definitely not. C-A-I-T-Y. K-A-T-I-E. Also a way to do it. Yeah. Yep. But caddy would have two T's or two D's.

Yeah, like a caddy in golf. Yes, exactly. So glad we covered that. Sorry, what? Katie found herself, Katie found herself like between living in homes and was living on the beach in Vancouver at the time. Oh wow.

Between living in homes. Yeah, I don't, yeah, yeah. And it happened to in Hines. Yeah. Nah, nah. And it happened to be like a nude beach. Oh. Yeah, just cause there's, and there was a bunch of people kind of like camping and living there and getting by and stuff. Sure, okay.

And she goes in for a swim at the nude beach and that happened to be the day the police decided no more people camping out and they're like moving them on and clearing them out and moving all the stuff. Oh, well that's awful. It meets the beach. Belongs to everyone. Yeah, I know. So she had like a tent and some belongings, but she was literally swimming naked in the ocean. And so you're naked and wet. Pretty vulnerable, I imagine. And then you come back to shore and go, okay. I guess I'll grab my- She had a sarong and that's it. Like just on the sand. Like that's it. So once she found out what had happened, she had to get on a

bus in her sarong and head downtown to the police station and be like, look, I know we have to move on, blah, blah, but can I just like have my stuff back? Oh my God. The most terrifying fucking thing you've ever heard. And especially at the time, you're houseless. Yeah. And you took all I have. Yeah. I was just trying to get my puss out on the beach. Yeah. Have you ever like done a nudie beach? Oh, you have with Cliff Reef. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I forgot that. I would think I've never done a nude beach because I'm not. Bumby. We should go together. I would think I've never done a nude beach because I'm not- Bumby, we should go together. Well, I was just about to say like, I'm not that like body confident, but I feel like there would be something that would just come over me, don't say come over me.

It'd be me, it'd be me. I'll do it, I'll do it. I just feel like something- The motion of the ocean just gets you going. Yeah, but I think that also, I would just, cause I get, you know how I get held jazzed up about stuff? I feel like something would just come over me and I'd be like, wow!

Yeah. Agree. And I would just be like, ugh! Yeah. And because- Wheatley water's cold on it, it just really hits you different when you're naked. Cause my boobs look so much better when my nipples are hard. Chapter. Sophie's nodding.

Subscribe. Honestly, like my boobs are fine, but if my nipples are hard, like fuck me up. Is it also when you're cold, like everything just kind of like tight? Yeah. It's perked and tightened up. Yeah, and I think that's what the nude beach, because you go into the cold water and you're just like, oh. Literally my boobs when my nipples are erect, wow, I could make porn.

When they're not, it's not as good. I feel like that's for most people. That's okay. I don't mind. I'm comfortable with it. I'm fine with it. Yeah. So should we find a nude beach? To Bunbury. Let's go. The thing about- I think we should have an exchange. Exchange to Bunbury. We could house swap with a family in Bunbury and they could live in like our house, because we live together. Is there a podcast in Bumbury and they could use our studio and we use their

studio for a week? Well, where we used to work at, Hot FM, I don't think anyone uses those anymore. Surely we could live there. We could live there. Live at the beach. Yeah. Katie could come. We'll see you there, Katie. Or Katie. Hopefully she had her passport in the sarong. Yeah.

Then she's good to go now. I was like, you don't need a passport from Melbourne to Perth. Vancouver. Vancouver. Yeah, Vancouver. Hardly know her. That's good. Tara McGinn.

Is she? I was breastfeeding. Hot. Tired. Sorry, can you say that again and I'm not saying, oh, you said breastfeeding. Yeah, come on, mate. Sorry, can you say that again? And I'm not saying. Oh, yeah, come on, mate.

Get it together. All right, go back to Tara. Okay, Tara. Hot, hardly not. Yeah, hi Tara. She was breastfeeding, she was tired, she was struggling and she got a delivery at the door. Oh.

I go to the door, sign for the package and the delivery guy was so awkward. He was just, oh, oh, oh, oh, have a good day, ma'am. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, good. I didn't notice until I got back inside what I was wearing. All right, everyone use your own imaginations and we'll just put the pieces together here.

I mean, I can already imagine. Nah, it's even worse than that. Okay. Covering one tit even worse than that. Okay. Covering one tit is a baby hanging off it. Covering another tit was a cold cloth, kind of just like giving the other nipple a bit of respite. Like a, cause you have to soothe. Yeah.

Yeah. So. Sophie? Yeah. Sorry. Our resident breastfeeding mother. Full topless, baby on one boob, a cloth on the other. And she had what she described as paper panties that looked like a giant adult nappy and that was it.

And she's just standing at the door. G'day, champion. Amazon, yeah, sign here. Thanks, mate. Actually hot. Like what an empowered slut. I absolutely love that. That's hot Tara. An extreme choice of words. Nah, empowered slut. I love it. Finally, Shannon said when I was younger I had a push-up bra that made my boobs

look incredible. I got my first ever push-up routes from Target, and woo, okay. Oh, like, when you're young, you know, everything's further up already. Yeah. So it's like, they start here and then you push them up and it's like, you can just have a little sleep. And I went to the local fair

because it's where all the cool kids used to hang out on the weekend. Yeah. It's like, I've got this new bra, my boobs looking great, I'm heading down to the fair, saying hi on the weekend. Oh, yeah. Just like I've got this new bra, my boobs looking great. I'm heading down to the fair saying hi to the boys. Yep. This is my area. The bra made the girls look amazing,

but I had too much faith in this bra. I went onto the bumper cars. Oh no. And after the first bump, pop, both girls straight out of the bra just hanging, like perked out the top of my top. Both girls came flying out through the front, but I didn't realise and kept driving around and everyone was just staring at me. And you're like, yeah, I look good.

I thought it was because the bra made me look amazing, but it was actually some girl, me, just driving around with boobs flapping in the breeze. Was this Tara? Hi, I'm Mike from Northern Virginia. I'm Bec from Brisbane. I'm Anna from Merrillville, Indiana. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. You're welcome to go and check it out at any time we're sharing playlists, champion live streams.

We played Mario Kart the other day and my boobs popped completely out. Yeah. So that was awesome. Well Mario Kart is the original bumper car. Yeah. So that was awesome. Well Mario Kart is the original bumper car. Chapter. Schrodinger's politician. Thank you so much. I had to Google what like because you know, like Schrodinger's cat.

I had to Google what that was because I was like, that rings a bell, but I don't know what it is. And I was like, oh, is it like some fucked thing? But it's about physics. So, yeah, it is some fucked thing. I wouldn't Google it. When you said Schroder's it rings a bell, I was like, fucked thing? But it's about physics. So yeah, it is some fucked thing. I wouldn't Google it. When you said Sharota's, it rings a bell. I was like, oh, you're thinking of- Pavlov's dog.

Dog. Hilarious. Very, very funny. Very niche funny dog. Very, very funny dog. Now you're thinking of Pavlov's dog. Yeah. Sharota's cat.

Sharota's cat. Yeah. No, you're thinking thinking Tony Lodge's pussy That might just do it for today Tony's pussy's on the floor I've had one and a half coffees today. Yeah. Wow. And I haven't really been drinking coffee much.

And you are laughing about. And it's literally like I've done eight lines at a party. Okay. Hey, wait till Saturday, sweetheart. No drugs on the boat. Tristan B Barrett, we don't need Tristan. Great heart. No drugs on the boat. Tristan B Barrett, good on you Tristan. Kristen O'Connor.

Oh, Tristan and Kristen. Do you reckon they know each other? Yeah. He might be the owner of Tristan's horse. Who's Tristan's horse? Oh, like Tony Lodge's pussy. Yeah. Just wanted to be involved, so. More like Rhyan John's hog. Like Tony's not just pussy. Yeah

All that Ryan John's hog Is hog too much makes me squeal I Just need to take a second Well, I'd like to take my jacket off. You okay, Charles? You all right? I'm okay. It's official check-in, okay. Were you about to ask Charles

if his hog has ever made a pig squeal? Whoa! Redact that! I'm just repeating what you said. Redact that. Sorry, Charles. Have ya? No.

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Fourth birthday party coming up on Saturday. Yep. And coincidence chat right now. It's Monday, August the 4th. So it feels a bit like we will we will fun. Okay. Um, like it's the fourth today and it's our fourth birthday. So Yeah, no one. No one. Oh, sorry. No one. My brain. Yeah, we're...

Believe it or not, he's moving too fast. I don't believe it. He's never done this before. Let us know in the comments if when Tony said that the first time, if you knew what she meant. I would actually love to see that because I reckon no one will.

So that'd be good. So we're gonna drop a few clues, a few breadcrumbs to see if you I reckon no one will. So that'd be good. Um, so we're going to drop a few clues, a few breadcrumbs to see if he can find the party and if you find the crumbs, this is the real deal. This is a full piece of toast, baby. But like it's crumbs to find the, like the party. So it's like, we're like leading you there. Isn't it? Yeah. like Hansel and Gretel. I feel like they're more girthy than a crumb. Yeah, it's a cum. Today's clue is we've read that their flag includes white. We have read that their flag includes white. And what was the last clue last week?

And on Thursday was people think it's the capital, but it's not. It's not the capital. So do with that- And it's a boat party on water. Do with that what you will. Yep, great. Now we were like,

what can we do in the lead up to the birthday? And Tony said, it's always fun when you like celebrity birthdays. So technically the podcast birthday is August 24th. Can you just do that right into the mic? When I say a key piece of information. Sorry, say it again. It's like we're deliberately trying to like hide what the date is. Our birthdays on the 24th. Oh, you didn't do it. Our birthdays on the 24th. Our official birthdays on the 24th.

And so we're like, wouldn't it be fun to find out what celebrities would have the same birthday as the podcast? So Dua Lipa. That's awesome. Is the day before us. James Corden, also the day before. I don't care. Ty Burrell who's Phil Dumphy in Modern Family day before.

Okay. Kristen Wiig day before. Rupert Grint day after. You love Harry Potter. Yeah, but I've found some, it turns out our days like... Special to us. Yeah. So do you know Steph Curry, who's one of the greatest basketballers on the planet, the best shooter of all time? Yeah. So his brother, Seth, it's his birthday same as us. No way, it's Steph and Seth. Steph and Seth Curry.

Well, their parents are bullies, eh? That's fucked. Yeah. And... their parents are bullies, eh? That's fucked. Yeah, and... Wink you! This is the yacht joke everyone love. So you know how we're on a yacht? Yeah. Well, his son, Little Yachty's birthday is August 23rd.

Is Little Yachty Steph Curry's son? Oh my, what? What? No. No he's not. No. That's not what I said. Go again. Okay. So you know what a yacht is?

Yeah. Well, it's son. Oh! Is little yoddy? Yeah. Well, its son is Little Yachty. Yeah. Oh wow. So you thought Little Yachty was the son of Seth Curry, who's the brother of Steph? No, I'm not. Because you just talked about Stephen Curry and then you're like, oh, and now we're on

a yacht. Well, his son's birthday. I just Stephen Curry, the actor Stephen Curry, little yachty tears. Yeah. Yeah. Um, wow. Well, I'm glad that we did that. That's very good.

All right. Given the zany nature of today's episode, I feel like the hot take that I prepared actually just, it doesn't seem crazy because we've been like so fucking loose. Put the jacket on. I'm going to put the outfit on, but. Ladies and gentlemen, hot take Tony will be getting ready for her weekly performance. I think this is Tony's first, sorry, Sophie's first time seeing the outfit in action. In real life. I can let you know just for hate, oh, hate Janess, that the flames coming out of the

coat are not real. Oh, thank you. They were crafted at Spotlight. Is that a conscious decision? Yeah, there was chat of pyrotechnics, but this is where, and the match. It's still lit. Yeah, it's a good one. I got a really, like those candles for a birthday cake that take forever.

Ladies and gentlemen? No, hang on. So we got a message on Patreon from Jamie, who said, I was just listening to the first hot take, Tony, from last week. And she, you, since I know that you're reading it, was talking about a sign off. Jamie said, what if after I read the hot take, I go, you've been scorched.

Yeah, I like it. So we're gonna try that today. I just moved my coffee to the other side of the table because I'm at torture. Yeah, because I'm at torture. Yeah, and yeah. Yeah. Yep. You never know.

All right. Now you can introduce me, but we're going to try, maybe we'll try a different sign off until we get it. Because I don't. I think I already, well, now that I've heard that. It's pretty good, isn't it? And that's from Jamie. So thanks, Jamie.

Thank you, Jamie. All right. And now it's time for Hot Take Tony. If you buy a sausage roll, sauce should be included in the price. You've been scorched. Agree, hard agree. Roll it in.

I went, Torbs and I went to a cafe, right? The other day, like a bakery. So what do they sell? Sausage rolls, pies, like all of that. Their prime, that's their main purpose of being. That's their thing. And then they go, did you want sauce as well? And you go, oh, like, of course.

And then they go, oh, yep. And then they fucking tinker around on their little iPad and they add the 20 cents no add the 20 cents to the cost of the pie or don't and be a nice guy well I'm not really like even if it looks like you've thrown it in but it's rolled in yeah that's okay I don't need to know the logistics I don't need a line I don't need to know the logistics. I don't need a line. I don't need a breakdown. A breakdown line item of like mince, cabbage, sauce, pastry. I don't care about that. Yeah. But if it's just worked in. That's bullshit. You shouldn't have to pay extra.

Don't you reckon? OK. At my cafe. Yep. That you own. Or your local or like. When you order a sausage roll, like I don't ask if you want sauce. You have to tell me if you don't want it. Huh? No?

The default is sauce. I think the default is, so I'm personally a tomato sauce lover, Obviously. Yeah. You're a barbecue sauce lover. So wouldn't you want them to, like, cause they would probably. Hey mate, and can I get that with barbecue sauce? They'll go no problem. Well, cause they'd probably though assume tomato for with a sausage roll. Yeah, that's fine. Cause that's the default. Yeah. Okay.

Doesn't mean you can't change. Like if no one says anything, it comes with tomato sauce and it's included on the plate, in the price, no further questions, no tapping your dirty fucking iPad. Or imagine if they just like, when they're putting it in the paper bag, they go, oh, and I've thrown a few sauces in there for you. Even if you've paid for it, it's just nice, isn't it? It's just nice. It is just nice. Whereas them being like, oh, did you want a saucer? 20 cents, I like a lot of saucers on a sausage roll. Often need two saucers. With 40 cents?

What am I giving money away? Yeah, some fucking charity over here. So that's why I'm hot take. What place is it? Name them. If you want to scorch them, let's go burn them down. No, I'm not burning them down.

Sorry, I'm getting too worked up. Yeah, but I appreciate the support. Thank you, thank you. Do you agree though? But what I will say, this maybe is also a hot take, I'm happy to pay for aioli. I am happy to pay for aioli. You really walked back to your take, the first take there. No, because it's not the same thing. A sausage roll needs sauce. Chips don't need aioli, but it is nice. Do you know what everything, do you know what is unreal though? Wedges with sour cream and sweet chilli.

Would you pay for that? Isn't it good? No, well, that automatically comes, isn't it? Same as me. We need... I can't be walking around this world with the mental load of sauce is extra, sour cream and hot chilli has to come, aioli is extra, but it's still good. I'm like, you know what I will say? Surely sour cream is more expensive. That's what I'm thinking. Than a little tomato sauce. Absolutely. It'd be four times the price. Okay. Take it back. All sauce should be included.

Gravy, aioli, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Mustard on a ham and cheese sanger. If you want it, it's free. Mustard. Well, cause that would be like spread on before they toast it, right? Depends. You wouldn't dip it in. Oh, I wouldn't dip it in. I wouldn't. Yeah, that's okay.

But do they sell mustard in those little things? You get a little sachet from them or a little mustard from maccas when you're a little like little dunker for some people who have nugs and stuff. Oh, like a honey mustard for your nuggets. Or adhesion. I don't think like straight up mustard.

Yeah, I've got a little meat. When you get a hot dog at the football, they have a little packet of mustard and you can... Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Do they? Yeah. Does it come automatically? No, cause you get the little sachets. No, no, no, but does it come... But they're afraid I've raided some sachets in my time. Does it come automatically? No, because you get the little sachets.

But they're free and I've raided some sachets. Does it come automatically? Like they give it to you or you have to ask for it? Oh, usually it's like where the serviettes are and you just grab a little... See, I like that. And then it feels like I'm trusted to self-source. Do you want to know one of the craziest trustings of self-sources ever? I've been to a place where the sauces are like a cow's udder.

Yeah. Like it's a rubber thing that like, it's like a heavy down dick. And like, and you just get your dog out and you hold it under, and then you just grip it and it just squeezes out. Like it's this rubber tube. Like a rubber udder. Where was that? I reckon it was at like the football or something.

And you walk through and there's like a tomato, a barbecue and a must. And you walk through it and there's like a tomato, a barbecue and a must and you kind of just go and it just like squeezes through the downward dick. I've been to a place where you like it's got like the big thing with the pump on it. And that feels fancy because it's like you can do as much as you want. Yeah, oh, so yeah, like that. See the downward dicks. Yeah, oh, yeah, like that. See the downward dicks. Oh, I've never seen that. That is so upsetting, though. Oh, fuckin' hell.

Hanging hanging sauce dispenser. No way. That is so upsetting. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we'll put it on the screen. Oh, my lanta. No, that's absolutely shocking. Oh, there's a Mayo one. Yeah. And so lanta. No, that's absolutely shocking. There's a mayo one.

Yeah. And so did I do a good job of describing what that is? You did. What? Yeah, you said heavy down dip. A heavy down dip of an udder that you just grip. Yeah. I've seen them at the nude beach.

You just squeeze it and the mayonnaise comes out. Okay. Oh, that can't be the problem here. There's just no way that's the problem here. I've got it. Thank you. Hot take. Hot take Tony everyone. Thank you. That's a great take. That's a great take. Now I'm getting in first with this you love to see because I reckon you might also have the same one.

Do you already know which one I'm talking about? No. I'm talking about baby Johnson. Oh, fuck you. You did have that, didn't you? Yes. Shout out to Lily Johnson, who is a tarpa. Hi Lily.

They've had a bit of a tough time getting pregnant. A few false starts. Well, they'd been trying to conceive for three years and had lots of miscarriages really. IVF, now this little cute baby have a look at her and she said thank you to the podcast for keeping me company at 3 a.m. in the morning. It makes me feel a little bit less lonely when it's just the two of us up. But isn't she just a little sweetheart. There's been a lot of less lonely when it's just the two of us up. But isn't she just a little sweetheart? Yeah.

There's been a lot of like really nice baby chat in the group. There has, yeah. Over the last week or so. I saw, especially now that we're on YouTube every day, there's a lot of pictures of like, we're on in the background in YouTube, the morning coffee's brewing, the baby's like rolling around on the floor. So thanks to the people sending those, like, of all the fucking crazy shit

you've heard in the last 30 minutes of your life this warms our fucked up souls oh Jesus well cuz we've said some crass shit you know yeah but I don't think that we're fucked up souls babies love us babies are great judges of character babies and dogs I absolutely love to see and I actually I actually- So thank you for sharing, Willie. We appreciate it. I actually approved that into the group and commented straight away. Cause I was like, oh, that's so fucking sweet.

Yeah. I've got to love to see it here. And it's a bit of a start the fucking blog from Lindsay Kennedy, who shared this in a Patreon that she's going to be performing at the Edinburgh Fringe. Fuck yeah. And she kind of said like, oh, if anybody wants to go to a show

and like see a fellow tarpa or if other tarpas are performing in shows or whatever, like I'd love to find out. But her show is the EMT, which is the Edinburgh Musical Theatre. And they're doing like a super cut of songs from like award-winning musicals. So it's kind of like a, like lots of like popular kind of songs.

And it's called Award Winners. And I think if you like mention Lindsay's name or if you buy tickets or whatever, I think she gets a little pump up, which is quite nice. So you can Google all that. But if you feel like seeing a fellow tarp in a show, you can. It's on to the 6th till the 8th of August. Sweet. Isn't that so fun? So it's this week. Get around it. And we can put a link to that in the YouTube and the social media stuff.

Because that takes balls to do a big show like that. And also it's just like so fun as like a... Theater kid. Yeah, I just love it. And I also love the thought that like, it's scary to go to fringe shows by yourself as well, because you got, I don't want to sit by myself, but like, heaps of people go to that stuff alone. So it's like so nice. So good on you, Lindsay and anybody else participating in fringe. You know, for a really long time, I thought it was called like Edinburgh. And then when people said Edinburgh, I thought that was a different place. And then when I, the first time I heard someone say Edinburgh Fringe, I thought that's where Neighbours was. Yeah. But that's Aarons Bras.

I was getting confused with those as well. Well, they need a sort of- Is that Aarons Bras from Neighbours? Yeah. Where they do, I've never watched Neighbours. We were a home and away family. Yeah, same. Yeah.

Love that. Do you reckon that's why we get along? Neighbours sucks dick. Neighbours is the worst show. It actually just got canned and it's off. Again? Well they did like this huge goodbye and then they brought it back and I'm like oh but you got- They did the biggest ever goodbye and came back a week later. You got out on such a high and Kylie Minogue was in it and stuff and then- Didn't get any lines though.

Did you notice that? I think that they couldn't like afford her to talk. Like I think she comes back for the reunion and just goes, I think it was a bit like she didn't have time to learn lines. So she was like, I'll be in it, but I'm not learning anything. It's, yeah, it was fascinating watching because it was so obvious that she wasn't talking. And also how hard would it be to just kind of be like, yeah, wonderful to be here or something. It's very awkward. Yeah.

Charles and Sophie don't get sent lines to learn before our show. Neither do we. Then what have I been reading for four years? And I love to see you. What have I been reading for four years? Tomorrow we are doing confessions. These are tough confessions. These are tough confessions.

This is gonna be one of the hottest, sexiest confessions ever. Hot is my area with the hot tapes. I'm a third, this is a tarpa, I'm just gonna read the first line. I'm a tarpa, I'm a 39 year old divorced single mother, and I have been born again cause I just had the night of my life And it is that is a hot take or hot give a lot. Oh It's a yeah. I love that. Yeah