Toni and Ryan - AFTER THE WEBBYS!!!!

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

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It's Corey and Joe and we're live at the Webbies and we're here to approve the podcast. Welcome to Charles' room here in the hotel a couple hundred meters from the Webby Awards. We're in Charles' bedroom. Yeah, how's it feel? It's not my first time actually but it's good. We had to kick a bunch of people out before we started the recording. Yeah we did. Charles was like what are you still doing here? I told you to leave. Charles was like oh fuck oh we're doing in my room oh well can you just give me two minutes? Yeah um thank you. You know when someone's coming over and you're like oh you don't mind hanging out here for a second, do you?

Can you stand in the hallway? I should probably just scrub my toilet quickly before you come in. We have just got back from the Webbies. We need to send a big thank you to our approvers. Yeah, Cory and Joe, who not only approved in NYC, but approved live from the Webbies. They are Webby winners, those two. They're big tarpers from Charlotte. And they work for Lowe's,

which is like American Bunnings. And I said that to Ryan and he went, oh fuck, and they went, yeah, it's like not that big a deal. And we were like, no, Bunnings is like, that is our jam. You know we have respect for Bunnings and international affiliates. International advocates of Bunnings. I did get a big shout out though to BCF who sent me the BCF club newsletter while we were at the Webbies. That felt like just the crossover of a lifetime. It really did. It really did. But let's,

I mean, I'm going to say the moment. Let's have a listen to our moment. Our moment. Our next winners have my triple crown of human qualities. They're funny, Australian, and rude. Their words. Please welcome People's Voice winner for Comedy Podcast, the hosts of Tony and Ryan. It's Tony Lodge and Ryan John Dunn. Just stop the fucking walk. Woo! Just start the fucking block. Woo! Woo!

Woo! And it felt right, you saying it, didn't it? Oh, it did. It did. I'm glad I went in for the swear. Yeah, were you nervous or did you have it? Nah, I had it, I think. Cause I remember it was earlier this afternoon,

you were like, I'm gonna fucking swear. I was like, I'm just gonna go for it. Yeah. And then obviously everyone just heard that but like can we just take a moment to soak in the fact that Ilana Glazer said my name yeah not only the podcast name but my full name my personal whole Christian name. She also looked at Tony from across the stage and Tony went yeah yeah I felt that yeah I felt that no I was good felt that. No, it was good. It was good. Hey, now, um, I know Tony's just about to do a food review, I believe I've got a bit of a food. Um, but

first I just need to share what Tony and I have had to experience. Lots of photos, lots of red carpet. It's not normally our energy. And this guy was taking a few photos of us and he sees Tony's ring and it's there was a comment about recently engaged. Yeah. He goes, I see that you're recently engaged. And we said, yes, but not to each other. I was like, oh, yeah, but not to him. Yeah. And he goes, yep, got it.

You guys just work together. Right. And I said, yes. And then he goes, great. So holding hands and like smooching for the cat. Yeah. And he goes, yep, got it. You guys just work together. Right. And I said, yes. And then he goes, great. So holding hands and like smooching for the cat. Well, I think this guy does like NYC proposal love engagement, like celebration shot, I do engagement shoots and I like so hot. Like I get it. We've got like we'll put in the episode thread or something. Oh, actually, no. When we post some photos, we'll tag in. You'll know who he is.

But we could not have been clearer. He was such a sweetheart. But that's obviously, yeah, he's bread and butter. Yep. Totally understand. You're not a couple. Can you just put your hand just above her butt, just there and like squeeze a little? I'm like, bro, like first of all, I will. We were already doing that.

But that's not the gist of this photo. But we spent all this time being like, yep. So we're not a couple. He's like, got it. And then I'm like, oh yeah maybe a little bit less romantic. Like I'm trying to like, you know, we're just mates, whatever. And then like right at the end we've like finally drilled it into him and he stopped asking us to hold hands. Then right at the end we took a picture of me on my knees in the

middle of Wall Street. And he went, well I'm getting mixed signals. That is true. I think whenever we get a chance to post those photos, will that be the first one? Or is that more of a fun one at the end of the carousel? You know what I'm saying? All else, I have, having not seen the photo yet. It felt right. I'm hoping it was worth splitting my pants for. I did hear a rip.

I heard the rip. Did you? Can we? I actually, I've taken the outfit off. Should we pause and go and get them? But I felt it. I did. There was a time when we had to like go onto this gate

and it was like a hundred meters to go around or just a quick jump under. And we both went to kneel down and we both went. Let's just go around. I'm pushing it already in these pants. Yeah. I'm not a suit guy. I'm used to just, I'll just fucking, fucking, just

fucking jump under there. You were also wearing new, like quite shiny new shoes. Everything I was wearing, I'd never, oh, I've had those shoes for five years and I still think it's the first time I've worn them. Were they comfy? They weren't not comfy to be fair. So you okay? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, we're on our feet for hours and I'm fine. Torps has a few pairs of dress shoes that he's like they are worse than a ladies high heel I reckon. They're beautiful but they're just like just fucking. I don't know if every guy is the same who maybe doesn't have an office job but I've

probably I've probably had those for six years since I wore them last. Yeah right. Like. Did you see the shoes that old mate was wearing? Charles what'd you have? What'd you have? Show me? You look good Charles. Charles look fire. Yeah, I mean I was fucking batting girls off with a stick. Oh like a boot? That's not a that's not a black RM Williams boot is it? Australia's own. It is not. It is a Julius Marlowe. Okay, I was just gonna pay you out. Julius Marlowe!

I was just gonna pay you out because I thought they were RMs.. Okay. I was just going to pay you out. I was just going to pay you out. Cause I thought they were RMs. Last time I was in my year 12 grad. Yeah. RMs is just rich boy shit. Yeah. It really is. RMs is like RMs and a puffy vest. Yeah.

With a t-shirt underneath. I do not own RMs. That's actually hot for you Charles. Why not? It's not on brand, but. All right, Tony, how are you feeling food wise? I feel good. I had a little bacon, egg and cheese croissant before we went to the thing.

Like Charles and I grabbed some lunch before the show. But the food, I thought like the mains lot to be desired for me. I thought that potato thing was absolute shit. My beans were undercooked and the chicken, the chicken was okay. But I just don't think that you can serve me a chicken leg in a nice place. No. Because I've got to pick that up with my paws. Okay.

So I've got to get my mitts on that. Maybe I'll post that video on the episode thread in Facebook, but we, when Tony and I went on stage, we were like one of the last people to go on. So they're serving us dinner with bones, with juicy, delicious tomato-ish shit on it. And here I am in a crisp white shirt. And if I'm good at one thing, it's getting food on my clothing. And then you, like you said, a bone. Like, and Ryan, you're a bone, Nora.

I am a bone, a bone. You're a bone, but you are, like you fucking get into the marrow of a chicken bone. Yeah. Like if you've ever seen Ryan eat a chicken bone, like, yeah. You understand how I'm able to not have sex with you at all times. Oh, it's off like

that. We're not watching you nor on the chicken bone. Really? So that's your, what's the opposite? Oh, it's not good. What's the word that means the opposite of aphrodisiac? Unphrodisiac. Sure. I'm like, I've got nothing funny in my mind. So my unphrodisiac- Is that you're a chicken bone Nora. Yep.

And you fucking rip the knuckle off the toe like you go fucking hard on a chicken bone. Yeah. And it's hard because your favorite food is wings. So I'm gonna have wings tonight. So what? I'm gonna order some. Where are we getting wings from? We're in New York City there'll be wings somewhere. Is this you saying that you're not going to the after party? No I can, are you going to the after party? Well, I've already taken my bra. Charles is in shorts and a T-shirt. Tony is sans bra in a T-shirt and shorts. Yeah, I've got bike shorts on.

It's not looking good. Yeah. Because I didn't want to eat anything. No, totally. Glutenous or spillable. Because otherwise I'll be shitting. Yeah. Until we go on stage. And then we did our thing and then that was it. And then we're here.

I will say food wise, Charles doesn't do cheese. I don't do bread. And then they bring out bread and cheese. I mean, Tony Lodge, who's the overall winner of the Webbies. And I was in the middle of both of you. So I was like. Yeah, so she had three red rolls and three serves of burrata.

And burrata Lodge is what they were calling it backstage. And you guys both ate some tomatoes and had a great time. But I said like to Charles, so I ate my entree, Charles ate the tomatoes on his. And then I was like, oh, you didn't eat your cheese? I was like, oh my God, you can't have cheese. And he was like, do you want it? And I was like, fuck, I'll take it on. And then so Charles and I, between us had no food left.

Because we'd split things up. He had my bread, I had his cheese. Do you know what I mean? Like a fair trade's a fair trade. It's currency on the inside. Hang on. When you say you gave him your bread, you gave him my bread for a trade.

That's very clever. Like Charles, I'll give you some bread. Thank you, Ryan. Oh yeah. Well, I had to be up. Like they call it a middleman for the reason. You know what I mean? Everyone's getting a cut in this town.

Charles and I though, we both had clear, fully clear plays, but everybody else at the table politely left food on their plate. They were like hot fit girls. It was different energy. No, no, no. But I don't know if it's a politeness thing or when you're at a fancy event. Not for me, thank you. Yeah, like a fancy event thing. But Charles and I looked as though we'd never been fed in our lives. Do they have food in Australia?

I think I overheard someone ask that. Literally people were like, oh, is it a third world country? They've got no fresh food. They've got no beans there. They've gone really hard for those green vegetables. For those playing along at home, on our table was Michelle Adonna, who is the host of Shop Cats show. The Bodega Cats.

Yep. We had Kelly Hire, I believe that's how we say her name. Who created the Apple dance. Pretty iconic really. Yeah. And Maddie who has MadFit on YouTube. On YouTube. 10 million YouTube subscribers.

And we would, obviously we did a huge stalk just then. And I've got all of these videos played of MadFit, like that I've done the YouTube workout at home. Yeah, I watched. Which is pretty crazy. I watched her video the other day when she clicked over 10 million. And I was like, oh, fuck, I've watched this video. That's insane.

2.3 million on Instagram. That on Instagram that's fucking crazy. So they were on our table didn't they? They're lovely from Toronto. Oh yeah. They were giving us recommendations so we might go check that out. Yeah. But fuck good night eh. Yeah. Good night. Yeah. We'll be right back after this. I was about to do a last little up next. Oh sorry. Oh no you go. No I just ran out of interest. I'm Cory.

And I'm Joe. And you're listening to... Tony and Ryan. Oh, massive shout out to Cory and Joe, obviously, who approved our podcast live from the Webbies. Thank you very much. But a big shout out to a few of our champion tapas who get to be on this special post-Webbies app, which actually feels quite fun. Hopefully they voted for us. Swirler alert, we won.

Tanika Mitchell, good on you Tanika. James Demshock, Robin D.O.T. Courtney Tabish, Kay Lana and Travis Boudreaux. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon, voting for us to win a Webby. Very, very cool. I also want to give a shout out while we're saying thanks to people who voted for us. Yes. To Diane.

Hi Diane. Now Diane lives here in New York City. New York City! New York. And should I say where she works? You can say that. She runs the Sojo Spa in Jersey because she's invited us to come on over.

Yes. But she said in a team meeting, she got a whole team to vote for us. So thank you very much. Is that something, is that a good thing? Like we should be proud of that or we like encouraging fraud? No, because I think fraud would be like someone being like, I made a hundred fake emails to vote for you. Yeah. But if I was, this is like me putting my spit on it. I'm a boss, right? Not like I'm a boss. Yeah. Yeah, not like Kelly. I'm saying like, as a employer of human beings, if there was something I was hell stoked for,

and I like really wanted people, like I wanted someone to win, I would happily rally you guys and be like, oh my God, if you have a second, can you vote for Alana Glazer in this thing because I really hell want her to win or whatever. I feel like that's ingenuous. I just thought it's the opposite of disingenuous. Well that's just genuine.

That way that's what is disingenuous built on the word genuine. Yeah babe. Oh wow. Yeah. See that smug feeling you've got? That's what I get most days. Oh. Oh brunch. Oh yes so fair. Laptop. Laptop. Oh, brunch. Oh, yes. So fair. Laptop. Laptop, yeah. Um, now it was a hot mad dash to get here to New York City. It was, yeah. It's been a, it's been a big, what, what is it? We're at 48 hours now, officially. Yeah. It's been hectic. Um, cause I, we, I had class on the weekend.

Yeah. Charles had Gracie Abrams. Yeah. Gracie Abrams didn't want to like wait. She was like, I got to do my show Saturday. So you can't leave until then. Yeah. Charles had Gracie Abrams. Yeah, Gracie Abrams didn't want to like wait. She was like, I've got to do my show Saturday. So you can't leave till then. Yeah. Tony had to get loose at Surleys in Reservoir on Saturday afternoon. Feel a bit under the weather Sunday morning. We had a hot, slutty afternoon, Torbs and I.

Yeah. I had, you guys, I'm going to believe this, two ciders. And neither of them was a Dickens cider. Well, you did say you were going to get on it. What's your drink count for tonight? Big party gal on the big city. I've had four diet cokes. And I won't be sleeping all night.

And I'm sitting here with a ginger vitamin C immunity shot from the bodega around the corner. Charles has attacked the champagne stand. You went hard on Bellini's my friend. And I actually love that for you because the thing about a Bellini is that it's pureed peach, that's fruit. I had two.

That guy though offered you a Bellini a lot of times. Per hand at a time. Yeah, yeah, two at a time. What are you? How many do you reckon you had? Only two, huh? Yeah, because I had an old fashioned because I just like felt the room of this big old New York building. I was like, I need to have an old fashioned.

It feels like it was an old fashioned home ground. I could not agree more then I had a- I could not agree more. I had a Negroni, but I think, again, cause our speeches were last, I was like, oh, I don't want to like get drunk and do something silly or like have to piss or whatever. So I was like, and I was like, as soon as we've done it,

some people got to do their speech first. Yeah. Fuck, that would have been good. Like to really put it in perspective. So we'd sat there for a few hours and it was it moved quickly I reckon it was it was actually very well done. Like it wasn't boring It didn't feel like it dragged but then like there was an hour break for dinner Then we were up like half an hour after that and then ten minutes later it was over

So I was like, yeah, we've done our speech. Let's get some drinks like thanks for coming guys. Yeah Yes now I'm sitting here. With a probiotic soft drink. Drinking a culture pop. Oh, is that what, I thought it meant like part of the culture, dog. No, that's like probiotic. Yeah.

Thirst is ingenuous now this. Yeah, fuck, what a big day for the English language. How is your espresso martini turning? Oh, I've got a fucking, what's the place called? Not the Cipriani, what's it called? The Cipriani. The Wall Street Cipriani, get your fucking story straight. They go, what cocktails do you want?

We've got everything, which included martinis. And included vodka and included Kahlua. Kahlua, Kahlua. Kahlua. And then this guy comes over and he's like, hey guys, would anyone like an espresso? And we're like, no thanks, I'll be up all night. Tony gets incepted and goes, I've seen martinis, I've seen the Kahlua. I've seen the glasses. I've heard the word espresso. And then Tony says, oh, would I be able to actually grab an espresso

martini? And the guy goes, go fuck yourself. And then he hit me in the face. Yeah. Then he punches Tony in the mouth. Yeah. And then the cops came. Now, I joked, can I please get an espresso and a martini? Yeah. Is that how it works, though? No, no. And you would not want vermouth in a.

You can see where I'm coming from, though. No, totally. And can you bring them in the same glass? He actually, also I could tell that he was a bit sheepish about having to say no. Cause he goes, I'll just have to go ask someone and came back and he was like, ma'am, which is offensive.

I prefer miss. To ma'am, thank you very much. She's grown aged by a ****, I'm 31. I'm young, 31. I look 12, okay, I get asked for ID. And he goes I'm so sorry like we can't do an espresso martini. On earth we're in an Italian building. Is this the cipriani or the shitriani? Nice. More like the fish and chipriani. That would be yum actually. Just a hot flake in battle with some aioli. Salt and vinegar. Come town. Imagine if like just salt and vinegar chips won a

won a Webby. Oh and the purple packet was just on the was just on the. I believe the Atlanta hawk. Won a Webby. Yeah so the Atlanta hawks. And they were in attendance. Yeah, so the actual hawk mascot was there, which I respect. It was like the mascot head with a suit, which I thought was very funny. Yeah. Um, very good stuff. I just need to find out if the Knicks won tonight. I haven't really eaten. They did. Fuck yeah. I haven't really eaten like much good food yet. Feel like we gotta eat something good. Though that quesadilla I ate last night was pretty good. I was gonna say I had a shrimp taco,

which could fucking get it. What did you have Charles? I had the waffle chicken sandwich. That's right. It was delicious, with real waffles. Yeah, it was waffles as bread, which I just thought, fuck America, you can do anything. Their liberalness to waffle.

Being bread. Do you want it to be breakfast or dinner? Do you want it to be sweet or savory? Mate, waffles can do whatever the fuck it wants apparently. There's no laws for waffles in this town. And then did you see Charles like put his finger in, whoa. Whoa. Like in the sauce thinking it was like chili oil

and it was syrup. Yeah, it wasn't Canadian maple syrup though. That was... How can you tell? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Charles? No, he's saying the royal you. Oh, I thought he was like, Raito big boy, tell me more about that maple syrup. There is no fucking way on God's green earth I would be able to tell the difference between golden syrup, maple syrup, Canadian maple syrup, no way. Line them up.

Honey, I probably think they're all exactly the same. We're going to Toronto later in the week. Yeah. What a crazy sentence. Line them up. Yeah, honestly, I couldn't tell honey from maple syrup, I don't think. That I'll go down to the Jubilee, which is the little corner store. Just shout out to a chain of soup buckets. Yeah. I'll get honey, which that's a random thing to throw into this.

I just don't think I could be able to tell the difference. Honey, maple syrup. I'll get honey, which that's a random thing to throw into this. I just don't think I could be able to tell the difference. I'll get honey, maple syrup. I will- Canadian maple syrup. No, no. And maple syrup. No, no, no, because then we go to Canada, we buy-

Oh, sorry. The Canadian from Canada. Yeah. And- What about golden syrup, like what they put in ends up biscuits? Yeah, let's get that. They'll have that down the road. I think-

What about treacle? What's that? Sticky. I've never heard that word before in my life. Also it turns out people in America haven't heard of sticky date pudding. Which is a fucking shame. And fuck this country. It's a fucking shame. I'll cop a lot from this country but I won't cop that. Do you know what I will cop in reverse though? Uno reverse the lemon meringue pie. That was fucked. Bring that back to Australia. That was very good. You don't see that in Australian many menus eh? It is a thing but yeah. It's not like a given. I've made one at home before. Yeah. I'm pretty good. I was not busy that day. It was actually like when I lived in Mumbury I didn't know either of you then and I've known Charles for 43 years. Still offensive. That was a different life. Would we, I'm no

expert. I have watched. No. I have. And that's the end of my story. Yeah'm no expert. I have watched a lot of border security. Same. But how do we go taking American syrup into Canada? Would we be smuggling the syrup or is that fair game? No, I think it's fair game. Okay. Don't you? So yeah, so we're going to have a syrup off or actually when does this come out?

Oh no, I'm about to do time. So yeah, so we're gonna have a syrup off. Oh actually when does this come out? Oh No, that's a time. Is it too crazy to say if you're from Toronto or Canada recommend some maple syrups No, we could do that because I'll come out Wednesday morning. Yes, Alia time. Yeah, so on Friday Toronto time, which is a public holiday in Toronto We will not be so hot. We'll do a fucking live stream, live brainstorm. We'll have a maple syrup off and we'll cook pan, I'll cook us pancakes. Champion type of live stream on Friday.

We're gonna do the syrup off. Live from Toronto, send through your requests. Live from Tea Town. Tea Town. Now I was gonna tell a story about how someone stuffed something up booking flights. Should we save that for another day? Yeah Yep. Hey, hey, hey, hey five apps a week, man

We do father all I would like to say is that we all made it here and it's not about whose fault anything is Or the mental load someone else had to take on Yeah, yeah, well Charles bought the microphones Tony bought the mental load of that, and I just brought the good times. Ryan was the passage of RIDsets. Yeah. I've got a year love to see it though. Oh fuck, I forgot we're doing those.

Yeah. Oh, I can do one for the both of us because I think you would love to see what I'm about to say. No, no, that's... No, because you're going to start Googling for something and then you're not going to listen to what I'm saying. Okay. True. Yesterday I was pooing in a public toilet. Is that new for you? That's not something you like to do? No no no I just can often hold it. Yeah.

Like it's not because I'm an adult. No no no no it's not because I'm a get you know how some people like I never poo in public. Mine's just like, I can often hold it and I would prefer to poo at home where I can just like hang out in there for a while. I know you're not saying this to be offensive, but like what you're saying now is just so braggy in my world. I know, because you can't hold it in. No, I'm sorry about that.

Wouldn't it be nice? Well, actually I had a bit of a Ryan moment because I needed to poo so desperately in public. And I was like, I just had to run in there. And I was like, I'm not gonna, I knew I was doing the mental maths. I was like, I'm not gonna have time to put any toilet paper down before I poo.

I'm just gonna have to fart and do ploppies live in the toilet. What do you normally do? Well, I normally put a little bit of toilet paper in so that there's no ploppies. In the drop zone? Yeah. And because it's not just for the water splash back,

it's just for the noise. Do you know what I mean? Right. Yeah. As the poo is coming out of my bum, and I'm like, the noise is just going to happen. Do you know what I mean? I've just got to throw caution to the wind.

Someone turned on the hair dryer. Yes. Yes. Yes. And literally no ploppies to be heard, no farts to be heard because the hand dryer covered it completely. God is a hand dryer.

I've always said that. And, but the thing is though, I thought that maybe um like we could start a segment or like a brand of you love to see it's a lot everyday angels because I just thought that person had no idea what they did for me but they really fucking stood up and you know what they are an everyday angel and everyday angel um An everyday angel. So I don't know, maybe people can comment

on the episode thread and let us know if they like the thought of everyday angels or just share an everyday angel that you've seen. Maybe we could read a few out. I think it needs, okay, what are the rules of everyday angel? Cause I love this. The rule is they didn't know that.

They didn't know. That's the whole thing. Yeah. So it's not like, oh, my mom did this for me. No, not relatable for me, but you know, for example. But you know, it's not like, oh, my mum did this for me. No, not relatable for me, but you know, for example. But you know, it's not like that. It's like, what did someone just unknowingly help you out with? Yeah. My love to see it is Tony got given a Mother's Day egg and bacon roll

and didn't realise it was a Mother's Day one until me and Charles went, I think they said it's for Mother's Day and then Tony spat it out. Yeah, I threw it across the room. Yeah. Shame. It was a pretty yum scone though. Yeah. Um, I love to see it. Just a shout out to Adam, who's a tarpa who, uh, came down to Wall Street cause he knew the Webbies were at the Shipriani. Very good. I thought I'd hang out for a photo and fucking we walked straight into him. Very cool. Yeah. So I love to see it is that Ryan has said Shipriani's three separate ways. Three different ways.

We've had Cipriani, Chipriani, and then we just had Shipriani. A combination of, God's combination of both. Sorry, someone, they were talking, I was chatting to these two people at the bar, and they were trying to, they were having some cocktail, and they didn't know how to pronounce it.

It was like, it was this or that. Yeah. And they were kind of, you know, just being, oh, what do you reckon? I was like, I'm from Australia and can't talk. Literally the last time. Yeah, I'm not who you should ask. Yeah. Oh, my love to see it is I got to meet Kara Swisher.

That was an unreal moment. Yeah. So I love Pivot, the podcast, Scott Galloway and Kara Swisher. In her own right, an amazing journalist, a tech journalist. And been around for a long time doing crazy shit. It's sort of lame to say as a female journalist, but 30 years ago she was taking CEOs to task, went back in the day like women wouldn't be given the respect and she's just like, it's

almost like she didn't ask for respect. She just fucking kicked the door down and was like fucking cop it and she's just such a fucking badass and I when we met her she didn't she give us the time she just had nothing but time for us yeah Australia loving this congratulations I was this your crew yeah and like yeah couldn't have been lovely they say like don't make you heroes yeah that was a bad bitch I kind of would have copped it if she was like yeah because you're like it's on brand. Totally. But she was so. Or she'd just go thanks bro and keep going. Yeah she was so nice. But she stood and chatted with us. You guys want a photo and um it just fucking made my day and every time I

listen to Pivot again I'll be like fuck I remember the time I got to meet Kara. Totally. What a legend she is. My love to see it is that Kara Swishaw was wearing sunglasses on the stage. Yeah that was a boss move eh? How can people honestly I cannot pull off the sunglasses inside. It's a commitment to the brand. Yeah it is. I respect that. I just love it. We also saw another person actually um wearing sunglasses inside who we watched lift them up and do a scan of the room and then put them back down. We were like that guy can't see. No. He's wearing sunglasses and he actually can't see they were dark dark they were like the big Balenciaga like bug eye ones and it was like it was a move but he could not see because I considered wearing sunnies which would have been a

huge play glad I didn't in hindsight I'm glad you didn't too. But this probably makes it worse for fashion but better for seeing. Yeah. You know how there's like the yellow lens or the blue lens or whatever? Yeah. It actually doesn't darken it that much. Yeah because it's just a tint. So you could. That's the whole point. But like you could still see inside. Yeah. And so I didn't want to give this guy in also did you say his jacket? Oh yeah the golden golden embroidery. Like. Yeah, worth more than my car. Yeah. Like a hundred percent.

Yeah, and so. That guy looked at my engagement ring and threw up. And he was like, I would never walk out of the house with something that cheap. How embarrassing. So I wasn't about to walk over to this guy and give some fashion advice. Yeah, nah.

I'm like, hey bro. He was ballin'. If you, I know these Balenciaga shades look cool, but if you want to be able to see, there's a place at Northland In the in the in the middle bit and they're doing two for 35 bucks I you know you get a yellow Funny yellow and a blue and you can see out of both of them

Oh you get a black and a blue keep the black for the outside in the daylight and just roll the blue tonight or get The yellow ones because they match your gold Versace jacket. There's just so much that's funny about what you just said. Can you imagine that guy wearing what he was wearing and he goes, oh, Ryan sent me and he's at Northland in Preston. Can you just like not only North. North Ardelberg's finest sunglasses. Not only recommending a shopping center. 235. Not only recommending a shopping center in Australia,

but the fact that it's Northland, that's just really. I don't fuck with other places, man. That's very good. I can always get a park at Northland. You can always get a park at Northland. That should have been our five word speech. You can always get a park at Northland. That should have been a five word speech. You can always get a park. What about fuck you, Doncaster?

I will just really seal the deal. Sorry. Bye Westfield. Nah, do you know- Just burning some local cup. I traveled all the way here. Imagine the guy with the Balenciaga sunglasses goes to Westfield, Doncaster and he goes, hey, fuck you. I've heard what you guys do here.

Yeah. And then rides a lime scooter to Northland. For a real good time. Yeah. Yeah. He goes to the Star Car Wash there and he goes, I like your style, you guys. The guys that run that Star Car Wash are really nice. Yeah. The guys that run that can't, nah, still too many. Nah, too many. Oh my God, literally right before we did our speech, somebody else got up there and said much the same thing that we did.

As someone, it was Amelia. Demoldenburg, chicken shop date. Chicken shop date, who was giving, who was like a big deal. She was like an honoree at the night. Yeah, so she got brought up in a big speech and what did she say? She said, don't wait, do it yourself.

Yeah. When doesn't that sound like start the fucking blog. And literally Ryan and I looked at each other backstage and we were like, oh, luckily we're not only two speeches away from saying start the fucking blog. Luckily we ended up in one minute saying the exact same fucking thing. Yeah.

Hasn't she done well? Oh my God. Who was she talking to that you chatted with? Sean Evans. Oh, hot ones. Yeah. Hasn't she done well? Oh my god. Who was she talking to that you chatted with? Sean Evans. Oh, Hot Ones. Yeah. Yeah, it's a hot one. Bam, bam. Oh. What just happened? You say hot one and something. Oh, is that the bed? I thought it was. Sorry. No, too much. Too much. That's Charles's bed. Which bed did you say? This is actually, yes. So we're recording in Charles's room and we actually all got double rooms. It's like for a brother and sister room. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Like instead of like one bed, it's two double beds. And we are recording. I'm on one bed. Ryan's on the other. I'm going to say you're closer to the bathroom and the door. I'm close to the window. It's the same layout as every hotel room in the world. Yeah, I personally, so I'm gonna take a bet here. I think that Charles, last night, you slept in Ryan's bed.

Well, his own bed. The, sorry, oh yeah, sorry. In the bed, Ryan's on purely because it's the furthest from the door and no one in their right fucking mind would sleep close to the door if it was an option to not. Charles which... What no you do a bet. I, well I won't do a bet but I'll just tell you what I did.

I walked in and the bed closest to the door is where my suitcase and all my stuff is and I slept near the window because no one in their right mind would sleep in the bed closest to the door. Bingo. That's exactly what I did and my suitcase is on this bad boy as well. Now we're gonna ask Charles to answer and if it's wrong you're fired. If the episode just suddenly ends you know what. Or if it never comes out it means that Charles hasn't sent the audio and it's because he's been let go. Charles is there something you'd like to say? Yeah, I slept in the bed that Tony's on. You've disgusted me.

Literally, look at it, like the sheets aren't tucked in on there. Look how nicely they're tucked in on your side. Oh, they haven't done a great job. You fucking psychopath. What? Charles, you're sleeping. He puts.

Sweetheart, you're so close to the door. That's where the bad people come in. I put the lock on the things. Oh yeah, and you've got to but why? Because I came into my room last night and I was tired and I hopped into bed. The extra two steps haven't been you came from Australia you travelled 64,000 kilometres but an extra yard. But the two steps which could have been the difference between your safety and not.

Yeah. Did I survive? Thank god. I don't have to want to have to call your mom and explain, which I would have to. Shout out to Katie. Yeah. Oh, is your mom's name Katie?

That's like a young person's name. Don't you reckon Katie's like a young name? Yeah. Yeah. Tony, just watch your drink again as we do the final cheers. I've got this little ginger vitamin C booster. It says do not get warm, and I have. As well as my culture,

I also got a starburst flavored orange soda. Would you like to try it? Thank you. Oh, that's gonna. Oh, well you can spill it because he's not saving that bit. I'm gonna open this on a white linen bed. I reckon that's.

Oh. Oh. I can't believe that you just stopped that from happening I'm drinking orange mango sparkling ice. Mate, New York has fucking everything eh. It's delicious. Charles loves sprite though I can see a sprite over there. It tastes exactly like an orange Starburst. And it should. Do you want to taste it? God's flavour. God's flavour.

Oh it's sparkling water not like a soft drink. Yeah. Holy fuck that does taste exactly like an orange Starburst. That tastes more like a soft drink than it does sparkling water though. I think they're kidding I think it started as buckling water. Yeah pumped. This is This is like it was sparkling water before we put the starburst in there Yeah, that's five calories That's not true. I'm not even joking on it's got vitamin E vitamin B Six nice and vitamin 12 biotin and panathonic acid. I'm not even joking, and it's got Vitamin E, Vitamin B6, Niacin, Vitamin 12, Biotin and

Panathonic Acid. And it's got zero sugar, zero carbs. I'm not buying that. That's huge. What a great day. Tomorrow on the show, normal or nah. Normal or nah. And shall we then discuss how we got here?

Oh, Tony's down, she's out. Charles, you're going to have to change pillows. Or rooms. Because I was laid on all of yours. Yeah, Tony's down, she's out. Charles, you're gonna have to change pillows. Or rooms. Because I was laid on all of yours. Yeah, Tony's down. All right, I'm waving even though it's an audio show. I love you. Love you, thanks for taking us to the Webis, Tarvers.

Yeah, thanks, actually, yeah. Thanks for voting for us. Love you so much. Fuck, I've just hit the wall just then. Love you so much, Tarvers. Love you, bye. Bye, love you, bye.