Toni and Ryan - Airdrop with caution

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. I am the vice captain of the ship. You are. Someone said the other day, I haven't referred to myself as the vice captain in a while. Just like to remind everyone, I'm in the leadership team, not the captain. That's Tony. Yeah. Vice captain though.

Yeah, but I need you. When I want to have a little sleep or something, you can jump in. Is that what the vice captain's for? I'm not sure. Yeah. Never really defined its role. No. I don't think you sleeping during the show is recommended. By the way, we're calling Robin, who's in Brisbane.

I wonder if Robin knows the role of a vice captain of a podcast. I do the coin toss in Tony's absence. Coin being my nickname for my... Hello, Robin! Hi! How are you? We're good, Robin. What are you doing?

I literally just got in the car. I'm about to go get the ferry. Oh, wow. You're getting on a ship? Yes. Is it the RMS Titanic? Oh, my God. I live on an island.

Do you drive your boat on the ship? No, you can, but too expensive for me. I was going to say, do you worry about parking, like getting a boat on the ship? No, you can, but too expensive for me. I was going to say, do you worry about parking, like getting a spot on the ship? What if you rock up there and you can't get your car on? I thought you meant parking for your ship when you get to town. Oh, yeah, no, I've got a dock guy. I'll never have to worry again.

So do you get the ship to work every day? Yeah, I get the ferry over to the mainland, which is Brisbane, and then I go to work that is too hectic for me yeah i cannot get a boat to work every day the helicopter's enough honestly yeah now this is risky business but robin has a joke so robin yes take it away thank you so um recently i they discovered a lesbian dinosaur. Do you guys know what they called it? No.

A lickalotopus? I was going to say a megasaur ass, but I don't think that's a lesbian. Wrong way around. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Lickalotopus. Hey, Robin, did you write that in the form? No. Oh, I was going to say, a bit of logistics chat.

We've had a few complaints about the form is too hard to fill in under such a short timeframe. And I thought, how fast did you type the word lick a lot of puss? Oh, my God. And the little red line comes up and you gotta spell check it and it auto corrects to fucking something else too many characters you gotta use 50 or something

good to know Robin will you approve today's episode I absolutely fucking will fuck yeah here we go hey it's Robin from an island and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today. Actually, is it fair to say that technical wise, computer settings, Wi-Fi shit, how phones phones work you're the tech guy compared to me yeah but that's a stretch more than me not more than the average guy yeah you're to be honest

it's when i go home and tell torbs that i'm the tech guy at work he like laughs yeah because he's like well obviously not yeah because you're the he's the tech guy at home. Well, because at home he knows everything. Does every couple, friends, whatever, is there always- Every relationship. There's always the tech guy and the not tech guy? And you know what else there is in every relationship? And I'll say this on the record. Obviously, we're recording.

Yeah. Is that where the word record's from? Yeah, like because you're recording data fuck dude what a huge day for us i reckon shut the laptop and see you tomorrow we're on youtube oh good um i think that every relationship has a directions friend oh okay yeah like there's one person that's like good at directions we'll say between the two of us who it is in three two one man are you joking are you joking are you joking are you okay are you okay do you need directions to mental sanity because you are lost are you joking are you fucking joking?

No, it's definitely you. Yeah, thank you. I was like, am I fucking loose? Am I being gaslit? No. But you're not good with directions in the respect that you don't use your GPS. No, because I'm good with directions. Yeah, because you go, no, we'll end up over there,

and then we'll be sitting in the car for ages. Then you go, yeah, so where are we going? I'm like. Well, I just know we're heading south. So I just head south, just head south you know what does south mean oh we don't have but you know what i mean like no that doesn't mean anything in the context of real life like what is this fucking orienteering in year six can you make a note of this so because we've actually got scheduled for next week map chat because as we were traveling it occurred to me that tony and maps is like you told me we're not allowed to talk about maps you didn't have enough time remember when we were in

london and we were recording episodes and you said we don't have the time for that i'm compiling data and to pitch my case it's on the record it's on the record and you've just now said that south isn't a real concept no it's a real concept but like if someone's if i we're not doing this no no no no no because i sound like a fucking flat earther right now i'm just going to clarify what i mean if i said like oh where's the coffee shop from here and someone said just head south i'd go well what fucking gobbledygook garbage cum shit is that like gobbledygook cum shit yeah Yeah. You fucking heard what I said. Now this has gone south.

Fuck. Okay. Wow. Sophie, write down gobbledygook cum shit, please, for our new merch. Welcome to the show. Welcome. If this is your first run, welcome. Yeah, welcome. Cop that.

It does not get better. Yeah. But is the earth, where's the curved bit start? Well, it curves the whole, it's consistent curve, like me. Curves for days. Earlier this week, we're about to do Normal or Narble, by the way. Thanks for submitting them in the Tony and Ryan podcast Facebook group. Earlier this week, Tony, you said you were watching someone else's movie

on the plane. Yeah. Which I think everyone gets that. Your eyes just wander after a while, don't they? Yeah, and my eyes are up here. And it was like a mum was watching her movie and her baby was watching, and me, her two children, me and her actual baby were watching an iPad of Toy Story 3.

Not a dry eye in the house. Now, and by house you mean plane now i want to know if uh what lexi who's a tarpa has submitted here is like a similar energy or if she's taken it too far oh lexi okay we'll see lexi when i walk oh no spoiler alert i think it's not when i walk past someone's house and I can see their TV, I'll stand there and have a little sticky beak to see what they're watching. I think it's normal. Yeah?

Yeah, I probably would never go out of my way to, like, have a look. Like, if someone's lounge room's at the front of the house, Lexi will go, I wonder what they're watching today. Oh, Cricket's on, what's the score? Okay. Yeah, okay. Oh, maybe that's not because if someone walked past my house and did that i'd call the cops yeah well if lexi was just standing in your front garden watching you yeah no like i would that's enough actually i'd like to change what i

said that's enough when we lived in an apartment there was like a um a building across the way from us and like the natural wall for everyone to have so we weren't like front on with them they we were like this way and then they were like that yes and the natural wall for everyone to have. So we weren't like front on with them. We were like this way and then they were like that. Yes. And the natural wall for everyone to have their TV on was the wall we could see if their curtains were open. And all you could see was their TV. You couldn't see them ever.

Just their TV. And one day, Tolles and I were sitting on the balcony and we were like, let's see if we can guess what everyone's watching. And obviously you never find out the answer because you might not know. And then someone was like flicking through and they hadn't picked anything and they picked something, they hit play and I said, that is season one, episode one of Gossip Girl.

And Torb said, fucking bullshit. And it was. And it was. Cop that. It was maybe the coolest thing I've ever done. Yep. Pop off TV, sis. That, normal. I think we've discussed this.

Me being a genius, normal. I think we've discussed before when you lived in a different apartment that you could hear the people upstairs doing the hippity-dippity. And next to us as well, like in their backyard and stuff. So is it hot or creepy if when you're in an apartment you can see across the way and there's a couple doing it? That has never happened to me. Really?

No, I've never ever seen other people have sex. And I don't know if it's because I'm like not looking for it. You're obviously not trying hard enough. But like I've never seen people having sex like in an apartment building or anything. Are you kind of like, ooh, close the blinds or are you like, fuck yeah, get it, dog? No, I'm like, ooh, give them some privacy because that's what I would hope people would do for me.

Yeah, same. Well, Ryan and I were walking the other day down the street and there was just this, like, very big man who was naked standing at his window. There was too. And Ryan was like. A naked man. Ryan was like, oh, look at that naked guy.

And I was like, and then I looked and I was like, wait, no. That man deserves his privacy. He kind of looked like Torbs. He did look a bit like Torbs. He was tall. He had broad shoulders, nice ass. I was like, that does look like Torbs. Yeah, he actually did.

And then I saw the real thing at home. Close those blinds. You're like, I was at the front of your place. Laura has a normal or nah. Hi, Laura. Normal or nah, eating cake in a bowl of milk. Laura says, my husband does this all the time and I hate it and it makes me want to gag.

His whole family does it. If we have cake, they slice it all up, put it in the bowl and then just pour some milk over it before taking a bite. They even do this with fresh cake so there isn't even the excuse that it was dry. Is this normal? Please say nah. What the fuck?

Where does this shit come from? Yeah. Well, the fact his whole family did it. Nah, by the way. Yeah. Like, fuck no. It's like what dad did it once, mum went fine, and the kids grew up seeing their parents doing it.

They thought it was normal and then suddenly you're just breeding a whole generation of cake milkers. Or would they be milk cakers? Yeah. Cake milkers makes it sound like you're squeezing the teat of a cake trying to extract milk out of it. Oh, but if you're going to have milk from anything, like cake milk would be nice.

It'd be like Milo. Do you reckon that's where chocolate milk comes from, the brown cows? Yeah, the brown cows. That just sounds disgusting. Yeah, and just unnecessary and messy. Yeah, but I'd love to know where that has come from and who was like, That just sounds disgusting. Yeah. And just unnecessary and messy. Yeah. But I just, yeah, I'd love to know where that has come from and who was like.

Who's to blame? Yeah. I need the source of this. The milk's the source, I guess. Laura, find out who's the source of this and tell them to go fuck themselves. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

That's just, I'm not, I don't even think that's funny. No. That's a crime maybe. Coral. It's against the Laura. And that was Laura. that's funny. No. That's a crime maybe. It's against the Laura. And that was Laura. Yeah, though. Yeah.

Coral has a question. Hi, Coral. Coral asks, is it normal to tell your dog he's the most handsome boy you've ever seen while your boyfriend is in the room? 100% normal. My little bean sprout is the cutest chihuahua Jack Russell mix with the most handsome Bo Bansum furry face. My boyfriend says he can't take me seriously when I tell him he is

handsome because it's clear I think the dog is more handsome than he is. Different kinds of handsome, you know? Yeah, but he's like, well, you said that about the dog. Yeah. So it's a two-parter. The first normal or nah is, is it normal to tell your dog he's handsome in front of the boyfriend? Normal.

And the second one is, is it fair that my boyfriend's like, I actually can't cop that? I think also normal. Yeah, same. So to flip this, I have a female dog. Yeah. So there's not two boys in the house, there's two girls in the house. But if Torbs is kind of like, beautiful little girl to Pippa, I'm like.

Are you jealous of Pippa? No, no, no, no. Are you sure? But sometimes he does use a similar pet name for me and for people. What's he say to you? I don't want to say. No, go on. What's he say about you?

I can't say because it's so embarrassing. I'm not going to say it. No, no, no. Does he say my cute little Frenchie girl? No, he does not call me a Frenchie girl. But he has said a similar pet name to her as to me. What's he call her? I don't want to say because it's a bit embarrassing.

I'll say what Bridget calls me. Well, so Torbs. Sophie's heard this on FaceTime while we were away. Oh, that's really embarrassing. Yeah. Well, if you've told Sophie, you might as well tell her fucking where she's been. Torbs calls me. No. Well, if you've told Sophie, you might as well tell the fucking world. Torbz calls me. No.

I promise I won't judge. Well, he'll say like, hey, my queen. Oh, that's nice. And then what does he say to Pippa? But like he said like, hey, my little queen, to Pippa. And I'm like, well, I'm pretty sure it's the only one. How many queens in this kingdom, mate? Yeah.

You let me know. And then he'll go like, oh, no. But it's like all in fun. Like it's fine. I feel really exposed. It's fine. I feel really exposed for saying that because that's quite, it's a bit personal.

Like because that's like our, you know. Yeah. Wait till you find out there's other queens in the. No. But it's like, oh, okay. And it's just for fun. Like it's fine. No, I know you.

But what I'm saying. No. No, no, no. There's only room for one. And if you can't be a queen in your own house, where can you be? But then to know there's some other queen like getting on your turf that you feed. But I do say like my best little friend to Pippa when obviously

Torb is my best friend. Wow. There's actually been a bit of conjecture at my house about the ranking of best friends because when I'd tell BJ, I was like, you're my best friend, Bridget's like, and I'm like, what? Well, you very openly say that. Yeah.

You said that you were going to say what Bridget calls you to make me feel, like, less vulnerable for saying my pet name. Yeah, she would say, look at Mabel and she calls me your father. Oh, so not quite as cute as mine. No. She's quite aggressive. It's like she refuses to admit that she's married to me. So she's like, I've got your father.

Oh, him. Yeah. Oh, well, I'm sorry about that. Thank you for apologizing. If you want to come round, there's two queens in my house. So you'll love it. If you want to make it three, I'll come round. Really put on a show. Hey, there's two queens in my house, so you'll love it. If you want to make it three, I'll come round. Really put on a show.

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Technical chat. We said earlier that Tony's the tech guy. Technical chat. When you airdrop shit. Yeah. Can you airdrop it to just anyone who's got their phone open that's near you i think it depends on their settings right so you know when you um in your airdrop it's like airdrop contacts only or airdrop off or like airdrop and normally it says like click everybody for 10 minutes

yeah because i think for someone to come up in your airdrop you have to have them as a contact in your phone so when i was in my, right, everyone has got their phone out because it's like sunset time so everyone goes to the old town and watches the sunset, blah, blah, blah. And some guy who's like running a bar has mocked up a little graphic that's like, oh, happy hour, five till seven, two for one drinks, come to fucking so-so's bar and just airdrops it to everyone because it came up on my thing,

like accept or decline. Oh, yeah, because it shows you the preview of the photo. Yeah, and the preview is like come down now and you're like, oh, okay. And that was his way of just like – and because everyone's got their phone out. It's like – That's actually pretty genius. I was like, fuck you. It's a bit intrusive, but it's smart.

I went, fuck you, you smart man. Yeah. I didn't mind that. Someone once airdropped me a photo on a plane and I didn't accept it because I was like, that's fucking creepy and disgusting. I don't know what it was. Is there a chance that it was by mistake and not just like a creepy guy sending you something?

Potentially, but I didn't accept it for the reason that I was like, no, thanks. So when you see on our Instagram our reels and there's like a little photo on the feed. Yep. I make that on my computer and then I'll airdrop it from my computer to my mobile phone. To your phone. Yeah. Fuck. Did you say mobile phone?

What would you call it? Just phone. Mobile phone? Well, maybe if I said phone, people would have thought it was maybe like a dial-up, like a home phone. A landline? Yeah. Dial-up is internet.

Is it? Have you fucking ever seen anything before? That's why you're the tech guy. Oh, my God. So anyway. My mobile phone, I'm going to send an SMS. Oh, my God. So anyway.

My mobile phone, I'm going to send an SMS. Do you know what I mean? Like, what the fuck? Yesterday afternoon I was at uni, not for my class, but they had a, there's like every week there's like, oh, there's an expert from so-and-so coming in to talk. Oh, sick. And it was like an AI in business.

Cool. And I'm kind of like, a chat GPT like flirter. Flirter. I don't deep dive but I flirt with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never used it. I think I want to give it a go. It's fun. Yeah.

So I was like I'll go and check this out. So anyway, I'm at uni and I've got my laptop open waiting for this lecture, this presentation to start or whatever. Yeah. And I go to send a cover picture of one of our reels from my computer to my mobile phone and I've hit not like, you know, it pops up and I've hit the wrong one. Because they slide across.

Yeah. And I've just sent it to like a random person. And his iPhone. Yeah. Oh, no. What cover photo was it? Was it Kim Kardashian in the bunny suit no oh please let me if that doesn't go i just texted it to you now oh no Oh, no. And it's so clearly you.

Yeah, could you explain for people? So it's like a front-on photo of Ryan with a big smile on and in the background is a picture of the woman falling over that we reacted to on our YouTube the other day and is now real that he's going hard as fuck. It is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, it's the lady who falls over on the TV set and like Tony said, it's a huge photo of my face. It is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, it's the lady who falls over on the TV set.

And like Tony said, it's a huge photo of my face. It's like so big of you. So it's like I've sent a photo of myself to like some girl who's sitting down the aisle and being like, what's up? It's not sexy though, but it is very clearly you. And it's like Photoshopped and edited. It's not like, oh, I accidentally sent him. Just took this selfie. Yeah, it's like he's prepared this. This is a this selfie. Yeah. It's like, he's prepared this.

This is a professional photo. Yeah. And you can see a bit of the microphone as well. So it's like, what is he doing? What's this guy doing? Bit of a hot shot. A hot shot. In other news, in that video, Tony and I talked about not being able

to speak Italian and therefore not understanding that lady. Thanks to the 87 people that messaged us and said she's actually from Brazil speaking Spanish. Yeah. So we don't speak Spanish either. Or Portuguese. Which is, I don't know. Poco a lot of stuff.

Well, we don't speak any languages, barely even English. So what I want to say is basically be careful where you're airdropping, folks, because you never know who's fucking lurking. Aird with caution airdrop with caution i've always said that and i will repeat again you really do have to be careful uh i'll tell you what's worse though uh when you text message there's like the text chain when you text message fuck me yeah there's a text chain yeah so if i accidentally send you tony the wrong thing i can then text and go oh sorry like wrong people well you can see that you sent the wrong thing but when you airdrop it it's gone so there's no evidence but there's no like i don't even know who it was to send a message to go oh

sorry i was just trying to send it from my laptop to my phone oh sorry i just it's just gone to this person and she's gone what the fuck and she looks across and say like and i don't know who it was maybe they didn't accept it. But it still pops up and goes, would you like to accept this picture of an Italian who's actually Brazilian and a guy? Yeah. Yeah. And maybe she's like, oh, I'm in an AI lecture.

It's happening in real time. Like Black Mirror was happening in real life. Yeah, yep. Oh. Pocono les dos. You remember back in the day when like airdrop wasn't a thing yet but Bluetoothing things to people was a thing? Yeah, I don't quite figure that one out.

Well, so you could like search for someone on Bluetooth and then like we used to do it at school and it was like you could share songs. So if one person got a cool new song, you could Bluetooth it to somebody else. And ringtones? Yeah, like all of that stuff. Fuck yeah.

And you could set your Bluetooth name. And my Bluetooth name, this is, I don't, my Bluetooth name was my phone number. Tony. Yeah, and so if people ever search for it, and then I would get all these random calls and I would talk to all these like random people. And you would talk to them?

Yeah. What about? Just like. You know, what you're wearing, how status especially if we were at like inter-school sports carnival or something you'd search for people's bluetooth and mom was my phone number and people would call me and i'd be like oh my god we're about to you like what school are you from and stuff yeah i'm that hot girl over there who's about to win 100 meter sprint yeah i'm about to like blitz you guys in swimming because i got my bronze, you know.

Just want to try that in there. And so the number was 0408. Another 0408 reference. We fucking get it. You're a Telstra OG bitch. Can you believe that I got a bronze reference and an 0408 reference in one sentence? She's about to explode. Pretty good.

Pop off achievement, sis. What do you love to see, Tony? I've got a love to see here from Kylie. This is short and sweet and it fucking made me piss. Just like you. Kylie, thank you. Kylie says my four-year-old was playing in his room earlier. Out of nowhere, he calls out to me, Mom, I answer him and go, yeah, what's up, mate?

And he goes, Mala. Gags. Gags, gags, gags. Gags, gags, gags. So funny. I love that. Mine's short and sweet as well. I'm not talking about my penis.

This is, you love to see it from Bianca. Short and sour, obviously. Sorry. Who needs some pineapple juice? Where's Bianca? What's she up to? Bianca has sent through a movie review, but it's not like Bianca saying,

I've watched this movie and here's my review. She's just seen a review and said, I love this. I'm going to text it to you now. It's on Prime Video. I looked it up on Amazon. Yeah. Oh, Silence of the Lambs. Silence of the Lambs.

Oh. The review is one star out of five. Oh, Silence of the Lambs. The review is one star out of five. Misleading. Not a single lamb. Do you know, that's hilarious, right? Seven people found this helpful. She goes, I don't know what to make of this review

or this movie, but I thought I'd send it through. And Bianca, that's the kind of shit I love. Have you seen the movie? Well, no, I won't now. There aren't any lambs in it what's it about don't you fucking say hannibal lector i knew it was hannibal but like what is it him just like just chopping heads off sorry chopping heads off and stuff well no it's like um he is a lamb. But he is like. Is he singing this is the song that never ends? Because that's like a little lamb. Do you want me to just tell you?

No, so he is like. Oh. He is like a serial killer, but he's also like a. Lamb. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I get it. I think I get it. And he commits lamb slaughter. No, I think I get it.

No, I think I get it. Does he talk much or is he? Not barely. Yeah. Pretty silent. That did. That deserved. Yeah, that was good.

But he's like a professor or like a. I'm really butchering this. He's like a psychologist or something and he understands like the psychology of like murderers and he's helping the police like find a murderer, but he's also a murderer kind of thing, I think. I watched it years ago. Is that about right, Sophie? You're doing a face.

I think it's about right. Anyway, no lambs though. Maybe I should watch it. Do you know what I love? Jodie Foster. Do you know what I love? Yeah, she's the main character. Yeah.

Do you know what I love? A fucking French lamb cutlet, like the ones where it's like the and it's got the like breadcrumbs on it. Fuck, that's mean. You know the ones I'm talking about? Fuck, they're good. Speaking of lamb cutlets. Lamb actually is a good meat.

One of the greats. Top four. Yeah. It definitely is top four. I reckon there's two distinct smells when people are barbecuing and you can smell it. Farts. Sorry.

No. It is chops and any other meat are the two categories. I don't think I could tell the difference between any meat. That's because people aren't chopping near you because if you walk outside and someone's cooking chops, you go, that's chops. Do you know what? Lamb chops. I have smelt before someone cooking venison that was off and that stank.

Yeah. Yeah. Who was? What? It was like when Torbs was living in a share house and one of the guys. Oh, I got a cheap deal on some venison. Yeah. And I go, it was cheap for a reason.

Because it fucking sucks. It stank. It was really, really meaty and like yucko. Anyway. Tomorrow, our first YouTube show. What a shame that that goal wasn't on there. No lambs. We can't promise that, actually.

There is not a zero lamb guarantee. Our first YouTube show. So like we used to do the video shows every Friday on Spotify, exactly the same, but now it's on YouTube. FAQ. Yes, you can still listen on Spotify. You can still listen on Apple. You can still listen wherever you normally listen.

If you would like to watch it, you have to do that on YouTube. Why do I feel like there's a bit of venison in your voice? A bit of venison, yeah, it's because I'm a bit meaty about this. No, I just want everyone to get it because I've had lots of questions, so I want to be really, really clear so that people can find it if they want to. The other thing about it being on YouTube is that people can find it if they want to. The other thing about it being on YouTube is that you can comment underneath.

That is a game changer. Which is quite fun, so you can kind of join the conversation if maybe you're not in the Facebook group. If you have any movie reviews about lambs. Send them on through. Lamb of God, that's a band. Silence of the – See you tomorrow on YouTube. Bye.

Love you, love you, love you. Bye.