Toni and Ryan - All Mums Are Liars

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. And we are calling Taylor, who's in Perth. She's in Adelaide. Yep. We've been talking a lot about Perth. Yeah. We're all excited. It's a dry heat.

It's a dry heat. It's drier than a week. The heat is dry. The heat is dry. Hello. Hello, Taylor. Hello. Oh my God, it didn't even ring, so I was singing. I'm so sorry. That's okay.

Taylor, are you having a Farmer's Union iced coffee this morning? Some fruit shocks? I am not, no. Okay. But I am having a hot coffee because I need to wake up this morning because I've got a 10-hour workday. 10 hours? I thought that was a myth. That's illegal.

I work 10 minutes. Will you approve today's show, Taylor? Of course I will. I've also got some expired Farmers Union iced coffee in my fridge. So I'm basically a South Australian. Hey, it's Taylor from Adelaide and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today. Ryan got drunk and I really needed his help. What?

What? Yeah, see, you don't even remember. That's how drunk you were. Are you talking about the airport? I really needed help and Ryan was drunk and couldn't help me and I don't think I'll ever recover. Are you talking about in the airport? I think that we'll wait and we'll get to it. Kent, should I save my thoughts on duty free tarpers?

Duty free tarpers. The good thing is that you can bring them through and not pay any tax. Yeah. No, actually, I've got something to say about people who listen to this podcast and work in airports. Oh, so are you telling your story and I'm not doing mine? We'll get to that soon. Telling your story and I'm not doing mine. We'll get to that soon.

But first, though, I feel like accidentally over the last few years we've been doing this podcast, we've sort of stumbled upon many lies that your mum told you in your childhood. And did you- I feel like on the pod we realised that maybe some of them weren't true. And, like, some stuff still comes up now. Like, I'll say something to my partner, Torbs, and he'll go, what? And I'll go, yeah, yeah, that's what my mum said. And he'll go, we haven't all learnt that that's not- But, I mean, some of them have been a bit more serious than others. But most of the time I feel as though they're pretty light on. I do feel like you can be both a beautiful, loving, caring parent and a filthy fucking

liar at the same time. Yeah, well, and it's been proven because she did it. I don't think it's like besmudged, like the memory or the beautiful character that she was. Besmudged, yeah. Yeah. Like her character's still intact, but we just- The more we learn, the more we- But do you think it's one of those things, though, where if she was still alive, I wish,

but if she was still alive, that it'd be something that, like, I would realise that there isn't mint in Tim Tams, and I'd call her and go, mum, you fucking mole. You bitch. Like, you told me that so that I wouldn't eat your, like, stuff in the fridge or whatever, and she'd go, you know, and I think it would be fun. So, I think that if anyone's listening going, Ryan, you're calling Tony's dead mother a dirty liar, I think that it's fair game because she would be all good with it.

Because I will be doing a lot of that in a second. Oh, great. Okay. Just a little preview of what's to come. I know when your mother passed away, she was, like, quite ill. And by the time she did pass away, you know, there wasn't a lot of sort of conversation happening. But do you feel like if she could have had some final words,

it might have been like, by the way, there's no mint in the Tim Tams. Oh, maybe. Do you reckon you'd waste your last convo on that? Yeah, but there's something about dying with a clear conscience. You know what I mean? Like, just not taking anything to the grave. Or do you think it's one of those things that, like, she'd never thought about it again?

No. Like, I've kept it in my mind and I've ruminated on these things that she said, but she went, I never said that, Tony. You know how parents do that? I never said that, Tony. And you go, yeah, mum, you did. I never said that means I don't recall. But exactly. And then you go, yeah, mum, you did. I never said that. I never said that. I don't recall. But exactly.

And then you go, hang on, are you gaslighting me? Yes, she is. A gaslighter and a liar. But tarpers who listen to this podcast, Tony and Ryan podcast, have shared the filthy lies their filthy lying mothers have told them. Oh. And when you hear what Olivia said, I think everyone's just going to like go, oh, I've copped that one as well.

Do you reckon that this is going to make people like- Fucking angry. Hit dial on their mum and go, did you say this to me as well? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. My mum said this one. Olivia's mum said it was illegal to have the light on in the car while you're driving at

night. My mum said that too. I don't think a mum's not said that. illegal to have the light on in the car while you're driving at night. My mum said that too. I don't think a mum's not said that. And is that not true? I think it's actually a legal requirement that a mum says that to their kids. My mum always was like, don't, the cops will come or whatever if you like turn it on. Yeah. Because I was a big reader as a kid.

And I was like, well, I can't read if it's in the dark. She'd be like, well, you can't turn that light on. And I still- Reading at night in a car seems like, for someone who can't read and hates being in cars, that sounds like a nightmare. Well, because we would like, when we went on holiday- Oh, you're driving up to, yeah. Yeah. Like, my dad didn't like to fly.

So, every time we went somewhere, it was driving there. So, let's get up at 4am, drive till midnight so we can get from Perth to Broome. Yeah, and that would be two full days of that. And so, you would get bored of all the other things that you could do. Sure. Game boys back then didn't even have backlights, guys. Like, that's how far back we're talking. Did you have the 60 in one?

Yeah, thanks, Reducer Cam. I appreciate that. Did you have the 60 in one? Yeah, thanks for introducing the game. I appreciate that. Did you have the 60 in one cartridge? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I had that. And it was like 100 games in one or whatever. Yeah, but then it turns out like a lot of the games were the same as the other one, but just with a different name.

Yeah, or a different character. Yeah. Potting the plant or whatever. Oh, you don't want to play Snake anymore. Why don't you play Python? No. And you're like, oh, it's 100 different games. How do they do it?

Blair says, I didn't know my parents were stoners. When I was six, I was like, what's that smell? While they were sitting out on the back patio, giggling away, having a smoke. And mum would be like, oh, that's possum poo. See, that is so damaging because then you go to a party and you go, there's possum poo in the air. I believed it for 10 years until I went to a party with some high school boys in the city.

They were smoking pot, but there weren't any possums around. I was like, where are the possums? Yeah, you go, where are the possums? All the boys go, what? Who's this bitch talking about possums? That was me trying to sound like a bong. It didn't work. Now go again.

Can you tell I've never been invited to a party? Yeah, go again. Hang on, let me try it with you. That sounds... Oh, my God. I just spattered it on the microphone. I just dribbled all over the microphone. Remind me never to get high out of you because that looked awful.

I was trying to do the, like- No, we know what you're trying to do. I've never been invited to anything, so I don't know. It's a possum poo. Laurel used to go with her family, you know, like- Yarny. Yarny, yeah. Yeah. In her blue or gold or white or black dress.

You see, there's another one of those the other day. There was another one that was like a sneaker, like a running shoe. And it was like, is it teal or is it grey or pink or something? Did you see that? Oh, I spend too much time online. There's this thing that I like at the moment where it's like a soccer crowd doing a chant. You know how they sing in the UK a lot? And then there's five different lines that are completely different.

But they all fit. Yeah. And you can hear them as you read them. And who knows what they are. I have seen those, yeah. Laurel, they used to go out for dinner every Friday night. And she goes- That's nice.

Very nice. Yeah. Like Friday night, you have all the family. We go down to the local and have dinner together. I love that. We should start doing that. We should. A place has just opened up near your place.

Has it? Sorry about that sound, I just made. So, your new place- So, I don't know if this is interesting. Please don't dox where I live because you did that with the house I currently live in. So- So, it'd be awesome if you didn't do it to the new one as well. There was this place in Elfington or Fairfield and it was like a brewery or a wine place or

something and it did really great food. But then the building they were renting had like asbestos or like- And so, they had to shut down the business. Anyway, they've found a new premises which is in your suburb. Oh. Not like next door. Yeah. So, I won't say where Tony lives, but if you go to 27 Roseboro Street and it's just next

door to your place. Yeah. No, but they've found a new premises and reopened. We should go. Yeah, we should go. We should go. You call me. Yeah, I actually will.

Yeah. So, Laurel, they used to go out Friday night for dinner. Every Friday. And she goes, oh, can I get one of those ice cream sundaes? And her mum goes, no, you can only order the sundaes on Sundays. That destroys lives, young lives, saying things like that. My mum told me that you couldn't use FPOS through the Maccas drive-thru and you had to have the exact money.

So, she goes, oh, I don't have the exact money. And I went, oh, okay. And then I went through the- I think I've told this story before. I went through the drive-thru with my sister-in-law, Chelsea. Yeah. And she used her car and I was like, mum. Like, so excited. I was like, mum, they've added Airpods to the-

Like, they've just added Airpods to the drive-thru. And she goes, hey. While looking at my sister like this. Where are they? That's great news. Especially how in Australia now you can't There's no one or two cent pieces So you actually physically can't

Have the exact amount That's a great point that I never even thought about That's come to $11.97 You go Well if it's $95 or $12 I'll do it I guess yeah we have to do it But yeah I just like never even realised She was like we don't have the exact money, babe.

Like, you have to have the cash. And I was like, okay. Like, I was just so trusting. You would question that. If your mum had have said that to you as a kid, I reckon, like, because you're a questioner, whereas I just take things at face value. You once said to me, in your mind, everything's negotiable. Yep.

And it is, like, such a special thing about you. It's not. It's just, like, common sense. No. But it is. Because I don't. My brain doesn't work like that. Oh, there's donkeys flying in the paddocks.

Okay. Yeah. Like, and I don't even- And that's why you're a marketer's dream. Yeah, it actually is. Yeah. But I don't think it's, like, a bad- It's not that I'm, like, gullible and stupid.

I just trust, like- Well, gullible and stupid. Who wasn't eating Maccas that whole time? Yeah. Who's gullible and stupid? Yeah. Well, I mean, I know. That's all right.

One of Bridget's friends, their mum told them that fries were called, like, small fries. They're called small fries. So, when they go to the Maccas drive-thru, you order small fries. And then later, someone goes, can I get a large fries? And she goes, what is that? What an idiot. That's what they're called. But then this huge box comes out and she goes, I've been eating the little paper small shitty

ones my whole life. Little did I know I could get a large and they're fucking double the amount of chips. That's good. That's real good. It's real good. That is good though from a parent. I mean, I hate it. I detest it, but it is good.

I know you don't like to clap on the podcast as a sound engineer. Yeah. But I reckon- This is clap worthy. Can we get a round of applause for Vianetta Ice Creams? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

Zali said, we weren't ever allowed Vianetta Ice Creams as children because mum said there was alcohol in it and only adults were allowed to have it. Great work, Zali's mum. Power play. Taekwondo parents are like, oh, it's got coffee in it and only adults were allowed to have it. Great work, Zali's mum. Power play. Taekwondo parents are like, oh, it's got coffee in it or it's spicy, you won't like it or whatever and it's like a fucking chocolate milkshake. Yeah. You go, something is amiss here.

And young Tony goes, okay. Yeah, I just trusted her. And then the other day, actually, I was with my sister and she's got two young kids and she had something, it was like something delicious. And I went, oh, can I try that? And she went, no, babe, it's got chilli in it. And I went, okay.

And I went, ah. It's not so bad, but I'm the one who has to do it. Hey, it's Taylor from Adelaide and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapions from the Patreon. That's champion tapas over at our Patreon. Tony and Ryan podcast. Josh. Thanks, Josh.

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Enjoy, because it's fucking top shelf today. Yeah, it is. Also, we are in the US like so, so soon. Yep. Go to our Facebook group. All the events in there are like where we're going to be, what time, where we're going to meet and stuff like that. Come say hi. Hey.

Oh, actually, sorry. We might bump into you. Oh, yeah. As we're over there. Because we don't have work visas. So, we're on a holiday. Yeah. So, if you bump into us on your travels and our travels, I think we would have one of the chances.

Yeah, who would have known? Speaking of travels. Thanks to some of the people in New Zealand that also did that last week. They did, yeah. They accidentally bumped into us when we were in God's country. No, the motherland. Motherland, New Zealand. We went over to New Zealand, chatted to a bunch of people.

It was absolutely lovely, except we did have to get there. And to get there, you have to go through the international airport. Yeah. Do you have something to say about the international airport and our friends that very kindly looked after us in the airport? If you listen to our podcast, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for being part of the community. Sorry, I just had a mouthful of this tea.

It's fucking bitter, eh? It's very bitter. It was good at the top and now it's bitter. Yeah. I can't drink that. I'm going to move it so that I don't keep sipping it. Okay, I'm going to keep sipping it and keep forgetting. And keep going.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you listen to our podcast, thank you, from the bottom of my heart. Dreams come true. But if you listen to our podcast and thank you from the bottom of my heart. Dreams come true. But if you listen to our podcast and one of the people who work in the duty-free section of the international airport, stop offering me drinks. Because when you say, I listen to your podcast, I'm not going to say no to whatever you offer because I feel like-

We are you. Hey. There's a debt. Love the podcast, mate. Want to try some of this whiskey? And I go, thanks. And yeah. Yeah.

And the great thing about it, though, is that they were such big fans of the podcast that they knew that I don't really drink. Yeah, they let Tony off the hook. So, I went, oh, well, you know, and they go, oh, no, Tony, you're not a big drinker. But Ryan, like, you've got to have this. Yeah, and then I think it was the Maker's Mark, I had a few of those. And then when we got to the Patron guy, fuck, he was so lovely. He was so lovely. But he goes, oh, we've got the original Patron, but Ryan,

I know you're a whiskey guy, so you should not instead of, also try the whiskey barrel-aged Patron because it's got a bit of a- And, like, they were so lovely and so inviting. And, like, you find tapas in the weirdest of places. You do. By the time we got to the gate, and I don't drink that much anymore either. And, like, I was- And I think-

And Tony said- So, you know how there's really expensive shops in the airport? Oh, yeah. So, I had, like, four drinks in, like, four minutes. Yeah. And then we walked past the Rolex store. And I'm like, do you want to buy me a Rolex? Yeah.

Tony goes, this is my moment. And I was like, you're pretty close to actually this happening. I'm clicking fingers. I'm pointing at people. People loving the pot. I'm drinking Patron, Maker's Mark, guys. Then I had a thing out of Paloma. Was it a Paloma with the Maker's Mark?

Yeah. And because we had a cold and we sounded shit last week, this one guy was like, oh, if you put this kind of scotch- This thing's got lemon juice in it. And I was like, fucking send it over here, dog. Literally, like, you know those little paper cups down the cardboard ones, like a cardboard shot glass? Yeah.

I had, like, eight of those in my hand. I was like, Ryan, you need to stop. But then we did see the Rolex shop and I was like, how much money could I squeeze out of you right now? You know how it says, like, are you carrying more than two litres of spirits into another country? Yeah, and I'm like, does it count if it's in your fucking stomach? Or on your breath?

I was like, I think it might be. And then so we're walking through the airport and Ryan's like, Tony, I didn't really realise like how much I've had to drink here. Well, because they're spirits and they're strong. And they just like, you knock it back. And it's quite warm in the airport as well. Like, so you kind of like. But it was festive.

Love the party. Hey, guys, what's up? Can I grab a photo? You want a drink? I thought I'd have a drink. Yeah. What time is it?- But it was festive. Love the party. Hey, guys, what's up? Can I grab a photo? You want to drink? Like, fuck, I thought I'd drink. Yeah, and it was- What time is it? 10.30 in the morning.

Fucking fantastic. I haven't even had breakfast yet. It was very early. Like, by the time we got around to the thing, I was like, oh, I think I'm going to have some breakfast. And Ryan goes, fuck, I haven't had any breakfast either. Yeah, no, I had to get some eggs in me because my stomach is empty except for the drinks. Except for the sloshing around of the alcohol that's happening.

Yeah. And that was the other thing. But thanks for listening to the pod. But seriously, steer fucking clear of me in that duty free area. But so, we walked through the airport and you drank heaps of alcohol and pretty much like we got on the plane and he like, you passed out straight away. Was there a delay in us? Were we sitting on the tarmac for a while?

Yeah. Like 40 minutes. Yeah, I didn't even know. No, I know. And then you woke up as we, like, as the seatbelt sign turned off. Like, it went bing and you woke up and you probably thought, oh, I've been asleep for, like, three minutes. I was like, nah, it's been, like, 40 minutes that you haven't been asleep. Have you seen this video where a guy, similarly, gets on the plane, asleep, and I think they have to disembark for something.

There's a mechanical area. They've been sitting on the tarmac for 40 minutes, and then the seatbelt sign comes off, and they have to get off the plane. He thinks they've flown to the destination and landed. That would be the most heartbreaking thing. But he wakes up and goes, oh, slip, I'll trip out, good sis. And someone goes, you're still in Atlanta. We're still in Perth. Fuck.

Yeah, shit. Oh, that would be so heartbreaking. And the goes, you're still in Atlanta. We're still in Perth. Fuck. Yeah, shit. Oh, that would be so heartbreaking. And the caption's like, imagine when he figures it out. Like, he's going to walk into the terminal and go, am I still in Atlanta? What? And someone's going to go, yeah. And someone hands him, you know, when your flight gets cancelled or whatever, and they give you those, like, meal tickets.

What do I need these? Is it a cab charge? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The voucher for the hotel. They go, no, no. I just came from there. Yeah, all good, bro. Yeah, I'm fine.

Anyway, so we get on the plane. And you know how we've talked before about like if a movie's kind of crook, it's going to be like good when you watch it on the plane. Yeah. Because there's less choice. Your expectations are lower because you're already watching it on the plane. You go, fuck, who cares if it's not that good. It's going to make the next hour and a half pass a bit faster.

I can't really hear it that well. So, let's not get something overly dialogue heavy. Let's keep it light and breezy and visual. Yeah. And you kind of go like you can get away with watching anything on the plane. I've never seen an episode of Ballers on the ground. Yeah, exactly. Right?

But I've watched four seasons of that shit show in the sky. When I went from Melbourne to Perth back and forth, just kept ticking away from where I left off. Yeah, because you go, oh, what was I up to season one? Yeah, okay, put that back on. Anyway, so I, you were asleep, snoring your box off and we have- Was I actually snoring? No, you weren't.

We do have a deal though on a plane that, because you fall asleep straight away normally anyway, not normally as deep as the sleep that you're in this time. Had some medical assistance on the way through. Yeah, but we'll always wake each other up for food. If one of us is awake and the other one is asleep, we'll do the old, yeah, he'll have the chicken. Just pop it down. Yeah, pop it down. He'll wake up when he smells those breasts. Yeah, and the chicken as well. Oh, excuse me. My breasts. Anyway.

Why am I talking like this? Have I had Patron for breakfast? But anyway, so I decided I was going to watch a movie. And they do this thing now where there's only like 10 you can actually watch like on the little screen. And the rest of them, it's like you have to stream it in the app. That's annoying, eh? So, I'm like scrolling through and I'm like, yes, he'd go on Harry Potter 3, but you can't- You have to do that on your phone. Did you see me do that probably 15 times trying to press play on the weekend live from SoFi

Stadium? And I was like, I just kept trying and it took me longer than it should have to realise So, the thing is, is that you were obviously asleep when I did that as well. Because I'm like clicking on- I almost- And I would never do this, you know me. I almost hit the call bell because I was like, there's something wrong with my thing. Because Tony will never want to put anyone out, even though it's a literal job, I will go to the toilet and go,

hey, by the way, can you go down there and sit with us? But the thing is- Can you get her a Diet Coke? I didn't want to know. And then they go, yeah, I'll just get that Coke Zero on the way. Anyway, Qantas don't hold Diet Coke. It's a whole thing. Anyway-

I had to chat to them. Anyway, Qantas don't hold Diet Coke, it's a whole thing. Anyway. I had to chat to him. Ryan walked on with a fridge buddy full of Diet Coke cans for me to- Anyway, and then so I finally figured out there's only 10, I'm like, fuck, there's only 10 movies to pick from. And one of the movies was something that I really wanted to see at the cinema but looked too scary. And it's the movie Talk to Me. It's-

Oh. Yeah. By the Raka Raka. Yeah. R raka raka yeah yeah the brothers from adelaide it's like this as these australian guys it's an a24 movie and it's an australian film and it is like basically it's about an embalmed hand of like a psychic um and they find it and they kind of can communicate with spirits. Wow. That's like the movie. And the trailer- Is that heavy for an in-flight? Well, so let me explain to you how I was thinking. So, I'd watched the trailer actually with producer Cam.

He was like, oh, have you heard of this YouTube channel? They've made a video. This was a film. A video. They've made one video. And this was months ago. But so, I'd watched the trailer. It was really, really scary.

And then when I saw it was on the cinema, I was like, oh, a scary movie in a cinema is like 50 times scarier. Yeah, because it's dark and the sound is really great. Yeah. And because you're kind of like sitting in it, you can't like see behind you. You know, when you're on the couch at home, you're like sitting against the wall. Yeah. And there's nothing can get you from behind because you're like blocked off. Yeah.

You could call the police if you needed to. But I thought my reasoning was that, like, I'm on a plane. There's, like, what, 700 fucking people around you. Yeah. The lights are all on. We were flying during the day. I was like, so this isn't going to be scary. And is that good or bad?

Well, I thought it would be good. I thought it would, like, take the edge off. Yeah. It was so scary. And is that good or bad? Well, I thought it would be good. I thought it would like take the edge off. Yeah. It was so scary and I'm sitting there and I've got like my noise cancelling headphones on. Yeah. And they're like plugged into their. Little thingy my thingy. The like aeroplane entertainment thing. And so, I couldn't hear a thing except the movie. So, there's the first thing is that I thought I'd be able to hear like chatter and like

tinkling of like people eating and stuff. And the gentle buzz of an aeroplane. Yeah. And you're right next to me drooling and I'm like, and you're staying asleep. And I was like, no, I really need you to help me. What do you need me to help you do? Well, I just needed some moral support because I was watching this really scary movie and I thought it would be the right time to watch it. But instead, I'm actually

it's this tiny screen and I'm like locked in. Whereas I thought it would be better because there was so much going on around me. I'm going to I need you to be honest. Yeah. Have you made up this whole story to justify the fact that I woke up and you were holding my hand? Oh, that was a scary movie. The movie is really good. I'm pretty sure it ends with- But I'm such a glutton for punishment that I can't turn off a scary movie because I need to know what happens.

Yeah. And it's almost like you- No, it failed. It's like, no, I said I'm going to watch this. I said I'm going to watch this movie. And I know it's scary. I'm going to push through it and persevere. I'm going to get it done.

And the only other nine movies that were on there look like shit. They're awful. So, I didn't want to fucking watch those. See that new one with Jennifer Lawrence? Yeah. Crookass, that movie. Yeah, I'd watch the other one instead. Oh, it's fucking shocking.

Yeah. Yeah, I have watched that. Not good. Anyway. Yeah. So, I have watched that. Not good. Anyway, yeah, so I was absolutely wrong. And every time that something happened in the movie, I went, and I kept thinking that someone was going to turn around and be like, can you shut up? Or are you okay? Then I realized that everybody else had noise cancelling headphones on as well.

Or they were asleep. So, they couldn't hear me. So, it was actually like a horrible, toxic, locked-in nightmare where no one could hear me screaming or like jumping because I was fucking like, it was actually like a horrible toxic locked-in nightmare where no one could hear me screaming or like jumping. Everyone was keyed into whatever they were watching. They were probably watching the scary movies while I was jumping. The planes were all jumping around. Did you have a lot of turbulence today?

No, they were just watching scary movies down the back. So, I thought that the scary movie would be a good choice on a plane. I thought it would like dull the pain, but it wasn't the right choice. No. The movie though is phenomenal. And when I got home, I said to Torbs, that movie is really good. And he said, oh, okay, well, I'll watch it. I said, no, I need to watch it again.

I think I missed heaps of shit. Oh, yeah. Because I was on the plane. In a plane, you'd probably get 40% of the film. And then also the like reflection of what you're wearing like comes up on the screen. Oh, yeah. And I was wearing like a white t-shirt so it was like glaring back at the thing. Yeah, yep. Anyway, so yeah, I think I will watch it again. It's available on Apple TV for $6.99 so I think I might do that. Okay. Yeah, treat myself. I'll come round to your place if you're

paying for it anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no point both of us paying for it and supporting Australian cinema. And sorry to- Don't bring Australian cinema into this. It's made by A24. And I was busy supporting Australian airport retailers. See, that is true. Yeah, you were- I didn't buy anything, to be fair.

Yeah. Hey, but they're getting their shout out on the pod. They're getting their shout out. I got to love to see it. And I've just sent you a picture of Jimmy Butler from the Miami Heat. He's got a new hairstyle. Yeah. Remember when we were talking about emo teenage Tony?

Yeah. Yes. On Monday. Similar areas? Yeah. So just to remind you, it's Jimmy Butler who plays for the Miami Heat. And the comment section is just really firing up. Yeah, I bet. We've got Jimmy Heat World.

That's hilarious. That is so funny. Someone goes, oh, is that Heat Wentz? Someone goes, oh, it's my favourite band, Panic at the Three Throw, which is excellent. And then Tony, can you sing this line that I'm texting you now? There's just one changed word in there. And I need you to sing it as it's supposed to be. All right.

Because tonight will be the night that I will ball for you over again. Oh, my God. That poor guy. Well, I mean, he's brought it on himself. Oh, no. You're just trying something different. And he said, well, there was a press conference. He's like a really great player. Yeah.

We'd want to be. And everyone's like, yeah. Everyone's like, hey, how's the off-season, mate? Everything's all good at home? Everything's all good at home? How's the wife, the partner, the boyfriend? Everything all going all? And he just goes, I've been feeling a lot of feelings recently.

And everyone's like, okay. He's like, yeah, we can tell. Yeah, have you? Yeah. What do you love to see, Tony Lodge? To change gear a little bit. Stacey Bacon sounds delicious. She's a tarpa, Tony and Ryan podcast.

She posted this in our Tony and Ryan podcast group. This is her baby that she recently had. Oh, what a cutie. What a little sweetheart. Yep. I remember this post. This is baby Vivian. What a great name.

Why are they called Vivian? So, Stacey shares, I just have to share how she got her name. This is baby Vivian. I was on my way to Ballarat IVF, shout out, for an embryo transfer, and I was re-listening to the podcast. Yep. Tony said, fuck, I love the name Vivian. And I was like, oh, my gosh, me too.

That's it. I Vivian F. That's hilarious. My little embryo stuck. Congratulations. How exciting. And little... My little embryo stuck. Congratulations. How exciting. And little Vivi arrived March this year. A true little tarpa until she can talk.

Wink face. Yeah. Thanks for the name, Inspo. And this is baby Vivian. That is baby Vivian. So, my love to see it is not that, you know, Stacey ends up getting pregnant and like, yay, Stacey, and we get it. I named a baby.

You named a baby. You're a name influencer. Vivian Bacon. Yep. Vivian Bacon. Oh, doesn't that sound like a hot name, like a real powerful name? It does. Nine snidely news with Vivian Bacon.

No, the name's too fun for a serious news like that. Okay. Hey, guys, it's Vivian Bacon doing the V Hits Australia. Like, be like that. Yeah, but she doesn't sound like a fucker. Okay. Hey, guys, it's Vivian Bacon doing the V Hits Australia. Like, a bit like that. Yeah, but she doesn't have to sound like a fucker, though. Okay. Anyway. No, I think more creative fields. Yeah.

Like a comedian. Oh, yeah. Because people would be like, is that a fake name, though? Yeah. Vivian Fakin. Perfect. Oh, my God. That would be her body double.

That's a stunt double. But congrats, Stacey, on falling pregnant and having a very safe pregnancy and creating these cute little babies. You're so fucking adorable. She's adorable. She's adorable. Congratulations. Very cool.

Tomorrow on the show. Oh, my God. Tomorrow I'm hosting an awards night at my old university. What? Like I'm emceeing the Innovation Awards at Swinburne University. Why are you laughing? No, it's just, it's quite sweet, isn't it? I just want to, because you and I are friends and Cam and you listening,

like just create a bit of a safe place to run through some gear I've got. Like, you know, I've got some opening lines. So we're going to do a dress rehearsal. A bit of a dress rehearsal. Okay, are you coming in in your weird boxy suit, we're going to do a dress rehearsal. Bit of a dress rehearsal. Okay. Are you coming in in your weird boxy suit that you're going to wear? Are you wearing a suit? I'm wearing a blazer.

With what? Well, this is, okay. See. Okay. So, this is the, okay. But also, I've got a theme for like the opening monologue. Monologue. You open the evening.

Are you sure that they've asked you to do that? Watch out Jimmy Fallon. Well, I don't know what else to... Nah, this is good areas and we can go through it tomorrow. Because there's a few areas where I'm like is this funny? Nah, yeah, okay. We can support you through this. You know how on MC when they're trying to be funny in the room, it's just a bit like, you're eating dinner, are you nervous about the awards coming up? Or you want to talk to your friend from work. Yeah, well, because the industry's there and, like,

you haven't seen that guy for ages. Networking. And then some guy's trying to do some shit gear up the front. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, it's a tough, it can be a tough room. No, no, no. We can help you with this.

Okay. Tomorrow night. We're here for you. So, if it doesn't go well on the show tomorrow, I'll have the afternoon to make some tweaks. And that's fine. That's enough time. You're a professional. Sure, sure, sure.

Yeah. All right. We'll chat to you then. Love you. Bye.