Toni and Ryan - Altitude Thiccccness

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

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The only Ryan that there is. Thank you, thank you. And we start every single episode with the approval of a Tapa. A Tapa is a Tony and Ryan podcast. Oh. Now, Kate is in God's country in Perth. Now, Kate, Tony doesn't know this yet.

Where did you used to work? So the first job I had in high school was at Sizzler at Kelmscott. No fucking way! That is so funny! Oh, on the Albany Highway. Nice. Did people around the world know what Sizzler is?

Both physically and also like culturally and spiritually. Well, Sizzler was like an all you can eat place, which is not very common in Australia. It's the classic bar fact. And it was like the salad bar. I reckon Sizzler's a thing in America. I reckon. It is. In America.

Yeah. But they, can I just fucking tell you one thing? This is really heartbreaking to bring it up because they don't do it anymore because Sizzler fucking died in the arse. But the cheese toast makes me come. Well, do you have any intel or a story about the wild cheese toasties that used to go on there, Kate? Funnily enough, I do, Tony. So yeah, I worked at Sizzler.

You can eat the cheese toast as a staff member. Fuck off, huge. Yeah, so left Sizzler, moved on. A few years later, my neighbor my neighbour moved into this new house turns out my neighbour was one of my old managers. Oh crazy! When Sizzler closed down I lived there and the day it closed out I got loads of work and she had dropped off a shitton of cheese toast to the point where we couldn't even store it so I posted on my Facebook, who wants cheese toast? I felt like an absolute king that day. I've got the cheese toast.

Oh my God. I wish I knew you then because that's amazing. And that's not far from you, right? I would have given you the cheese toast. No, yes. So I grew up in, so where, oh, you're in Armidale. Oh my God. Yeah. I grew up in Rollystone. You're lucky. You're lucky you didn't know Tony then. Kelmscote is literally like has the same postcode as Rollie Stone. Like that's how close it is.

You're practically the cheapest. Yeah. Kate, will you approve this podcast? Sorry, we've got a bit off track here. I'm not here to fuck spiders, guys. Let's do it. Hi, it's Kate from Perth, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to hump day and I want to explain to you listening why Tony and I are best friends.

Why this just works. It just works. It's just perfect. So we had two hot cross buns. Mm-hmm There were two available to us. Two available to us. One each some people might think. The average person would assume one hot cross bun each That's for rookie friends. We're fucking pros at this shit. Yep. What do you prefer in a hot cross bun? The bottom. And what I prefer? The top. So I just had two tops, Tony had two bottoms.

Let's make a fucking podcast. What a great day. And we were like, yeah, we'll take a hot cross bun. And then I went, oh, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. You don't want two tops, do you? Yeah, I took two tops. Like as if we were in the background, like the back alley of like a fucking LA nightclub.

I felt like it. You don't want two tops, do you, mate? Oh, I felt more like a bookie at the races. Oh yeah, a bit of that energy. It's like, you got two tops, you got two ones, two ones two ones two tops two tops. Okay, you got yourself a deal And then we shook hands we did shake hands Yeah, and then we just straw where are those shout out to the hot cross buns from Falco Falco and Collingwood in Collingwood Fuck me. So if you if you're in Melbourne and you're thinking about some hottie chosses for the weekend

I would fucking get down there. I also went to Smith- Shout out to Lily for getting them. Yep. I went to Smith Street last Friday and I live there now because I forgot how fucking awesome it is. Yeah, it is good, isn't it? Yeah, and I went to Patagonia and gave them my life savings. Aww. Because I just felt like a Collingwood guy.

Are you doing hiking? No, but I'm wearing the clothes. What did you buy? A hiking jacket for winter. Hot. And like a shirt that like a hiking guy would wear when he's not hiking. Love that. Yeah. Yeah. Like an off-duty hiker. I actually love that. Yeah. Yeah. People go what is he doing the way? Oh Patagonia. Hikes. You're just between hikes. I am always between hikes. Beautiful stuff. Apparently I am in between never hiked and my first.

Yeah. Yeah. I actually, that's beautiful. Can I say something about hiking? Say whatever you want. I would actually really enjoy hiking if there was a bathroom every hundred meters. Yeah.

My biggest issue with, oh yeah, we'll get a coffee and go hike. No, no, no. If I've had a coffee, I need to be close to a bathroom for the next two, rest of, probably the rest of the day. But also just- Oh, let's go walking into the wilderness where hot people around and you can't poo.

What am I gonna do? Yeah. Shoot myself in front of the hot hikers? Oh yeah, that's the option, isn't it? Oh, shit in the bush. Does Patagonia have like a potty? They probably do have like a portable toilet. Don't you have one?

Take your little pink one. Take your pink toilet. No, I don't want to get bullied by that. Nice toilet, mate. Also, every time I say Patagonia, I sing this to my Patagonia. You know that song? No, sorry. I do.

She's a younger millennial. Right? Yeah, us older millennial. We'd get it. And I'm at Patagonia's website. Search for adult potty. Three products found. That's, they're just jackets.

Are they implying I should in the jacket? So I've just Googled hiking toilet. Okay, probably a better search. Yep. And there's like a folding toilet with a bag underneath it, but then what do you have to carry the bag the rest of the way? No, you's fine. There's a whole Reddit thread on R slash hiking, serious pooping on a hike.

Part two. Oh, check out the TeeMoo one. You don't even need to sit on the toilet. You like strap the toilet to yourself. I don't like that. Look at this one. Look at him. He's in the air.

If you want a fun time today. Google hiking toilet. Hiking toilet. We've said too much. Yeah, and the top three clicks at team, $15 at Tmoo, 34 at Amazon and then Anaconda. That's just a plastic bag with a fucking seat on it. That's the one that I said, but then do you just carry the bag around with you?

Yeah, but yeah, I got it. You got a bag of your shit. It's like when you take the dog for a walk and they shit right at the beginning and then you just got the warm poo in your fucking. I think I'll take B. In a bag. In a bag that like you can feel the warm shit. I think I'll take B.J.

my dog with me because when I'm carrying a bag of shit, everyone will go, it's probably the dog. The dog's poo. Yeah. And why is he carrying the lid though? And then I can explain that away. And why does the dog. The dog's poo. Yeah, and why is he carrying the lid though? And then I can explain that away. The dog need toilet paper. Yeah. And a newspaper.

Yeah. And a squatty potty. You've got like the little stool with you. Yeah. How far off the track would you need to go? I'd say at least three meters. Depends how, depends the last time you saw someone. Oh, so if you haven't seen someone in 10 minutes, you could probably just do it right there.

Yeah, it's like, that's the curve. Yeah, if you've seen someone every three seconds, probably 15 meters. A bit further away. Yeah. But if you haven't seen anyone in an hour, I'd just shit on the track. And scratch it away like a dog. Sorry. I don't recommend that. I'm more so between hikes. So I'm not really familiar between between which hikes though the

Never hiked and the first Climbed a mountain in Japan with Torbz. It was stairs. It was really hard. Climbed it on a train? No, like walked up the stairs around this mountain. It was the worst day of my life We got to the top and Torbz was like we take a photo and I was like great and this is the photo I'm not even joking. Tony looking very uninterested. I'm so fucking mad. we take a photo and I was like great and this is the photo. I'm not even joking. Tony looking very uninterested. I'm so mad. I'm so fucking mad. What do you want to do today in a beautiful country with all these cultural delights? I was like drink. Let's walk up some stairs. I want to drink. I don't want to walk anywhere. How'd you get back down? So you have to go right back down the stairs and right near the top of the thing, it was like, people, cause you can climb up either side.

So there's people kind of going down past you as you're going up, whatever. And these people like right at the top, they're like, almost there guys. And I went, fuck off. I was so fucking mad. Here's me at the top of the mountain. Are you putting that on? No, I was so fucking angry. Here's me at the top of the mountain. Are you putting that on?

No, I was so fucking angry. Let me show. I was so fucking mad. Sophie and Charles. Oh! I was so fucking mad. So mad. You just, you also look sad.

Yeah, I was just like heartbroken. You're like having an asahi in my hand. It was. Yeah, I was just like It was just stupid I hated it not that I ever annoy you or anything But I I think I should get a photo of that printed out because I go it doesn't matter how much I fuck off Tony today I'm never gonna I'm never gonna do this to it I'm never gonna fuck her off that much. And so then Torb said that he, if he was ever gonna propose to me, he would do it at the top of a mountain again. And I said, guess we're not getting married.

I was like. Then he proposes to that girl three steps down and said, good luck guys, I'm going to the top. Torb's like, oh hey, excuse me bitch, do you want to, you don't want this ring, do you? Yeah, he luck guys, almost to the top. So I was like, oh, hey, excuse me, bitch, do you want to, you don't want this ring, do you? Yeah, he's like, might as well. Yeah, no, so I don't, I'm not big into walking. I want to talk about what was the incident at your school?

Butt fun. Butt fun. Butt fun. Now, when I say the incident at your school, does everyone instantly think of something? Okay. Can I say what mine is or is that going to ruin your thing? No, no. But first of all, just the concept of there being the incident.

Oh, totally. Yeah. Okay. So you're already like, I'm ready to go. I've got one. Yeah. It's whenever a dog would get in. Yeah, obviously.

Yeah, of course. Huge day. Like honestly, how did that happen? But also how exciting. Yeah. And it would just be crazy that everyone would be like, there's a dog.

Like how crazy is it? Whose dog is it? How did it get in? How did it get in? Like what's the deal? Why is he huckin'? Yeah. Why is he shitting a bag?

Or maybe I just brought a dog to school. So, a nice chat. I'm like, oh, it must be that dog. Must be that dog that got in. Now, Marina Dos Santos. Oh, hi Marina. I'm not going to say the name of the school. But it is an Australian school.

Okay. And I know this because Channel 7 is involved. The whole school had a sit on the oval protest because our favorite teacher was fired. So all the students are like, we're all going to go sit out on the oval. We're not going to class. We're protesting. It's peaceful, but we are not going to class. We want, I can't believe you've got rid of that teacher. What? That is so cool though. So a brouhaha breaks out, the parents get involved, what's going on? And then channel seven rocks up to cover the protest. And they're like, what happened to the teacher?

The students clearly, you know, there's that Vox pub, like, oh yeah, he was the best, you know, he was scared for us so much. And then they're like, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, what's going on? The reporter like full like current affairs, I was like knocking on the principles. We need help, you know, what happened to that teacher? So there's a whole big thing. There's a massive brouhaha.

Marina dos Santos. Yeah. Says that he retired. Oh, they're about to be like, fuck. Yeah. You don't just get fired. So the principal, you know, like, you know, something. So the principal came out and said, yes. So at the end of last year, he let us know that I was going to be his final year.

So we had like, you know, a little morning tea for him and stuff. And then the students came back the new year and they're like, well, where's old mate? Where is he? They go, we fucking told you this. Who's this new motherfucker teaching his class? And they're just arced up. That's so iconic though. Do you reckon that it was all a ruse that they didn't have to go to school for like two days?

Okay, I'm just going to put that out there. Now I know a lot of young people can get very political and blah blah blah. Love it for them. Between the ages of 14 and 19, if you said there's a protest going on, I don't even care what it's about. And she's also... How fun! The thing about a silent protest is that you're sitting on the oval. Yeah. Beautiful, get some sun. You know, take're sitting on the oval. Yeah. Beautiful.

You know, I take your water bottle down there. Yeah, but you know what I don't like? Someone might have a roll up. You can have a bit of that. Amazing. I did have a follow up question. Oh, we're doing a protest. What is it? Because if they go, yeah, we're marching to the... No. Oh yeah, yeah. Sit the fuck down. No. Sitting protest. Yes. Yes.

Marching protest. No. Yeah. I don't think that's fair enough. That's so funny, though. He just retired. He that's fair enough. That's so funny though. He just retired. He's on the news. That is so funny. Laura Craig. Hi Laura. We had a kid who looked like Harry Potter and one specific bully used to tease him mercilessly. What a...

... beep. Live editing. Yeah, live editing. So you see those guys, they can do the beep for you. I know. I know. But- Are they out of work now? I didn't- We're going on holidays, so she's just speaking in English.

Yeah. What a c***. There you go. Give you guys something to do. Come on, mate. Give you guys something to do. It was a rough time to have glasses and brown hair. I also have a scar on my forehead.

So also a rough time for a scar on your forehead. Did you get a bit of a Harry Potter? Oh, yeah. Give it a heart. Yeah. Oh, you live under the stairs. Well, you know. This sounds like the ultimate.

I have a one story house. OK, my parents aren't doing that well. I'm not rich. Oh, yep. Nah, just saying. You know what really fucking does your head in? As someone who grew up in a single story house, I think our single story house people assumed double story houses were better and richer and cooler. That's because we didn't have to walk upstairs. Anyone that lives in a double story is like, well, that's fucking ridiculous. Yeah.

And this is not a play on words, but I think people that grew up in a single story are more grounded. Not a play on words. I think truthfully, I just think you grow up different in a single story house. How come? Just think you do. Just think you're a different breed, you know? What about apartments?

Like where Pippa grew up? Like where Pippa grew up? Oh where Pippa grew up? Yeah. Oh, she's not grounded. No. Yeah. You're a worst type of child if you grow up in an apartment. You grow up fancy. Oh, walk to the kitchen. No, I get a lift. Yeah. Now this sounds like a crazy fucking fucking rumour story or like something a teenage boy would make up. But this is what happened. Years later, when we were all adults, the Harry Potter looking kid literally shagged that bully's mum. Hot. So hot. Yes, sir. I think we crashed WhatsApp because once the word got around the group chats,

the old friendship groups were just ever just firing off. I was about to say all these people go, I haven't six years, but oh my god, did you hear that? Like, oh yeah, that's amazing. Now, Chrissy Tom, um, because this is all happening in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group, she's replied to the Harry Potter comment. We also had a kid that looked like Harry Potter. And we used to shout, you're a wizard. Every time he passed and like, he didn't really like, he, you know, a decade later, I am married to that guy. So Chrissy and Harry.

That's actually quite cute. Yeah, it is cute. Yeah. I'm hoping it's not the same guy that also fucked the mom. Maybe she's the mom. Carry the one. Yeah. Yeah. I'm hoping it's not the same guy that also fucked the mum. Maybe she is the mum. Carry the wine. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah. Yeah. Hi, it's Kate from Perth and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

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You can use this Healthy Start balm to help moisturize, nourish and comfort the skin of babies. And when Mabel is older, I want you, Tony, to remind her who moisturizes her every night. So when she's got beautiful skin, you'd be like, yep, dad used to do that for you. Well, I was about to say, you're doing a great job because she high-fived me yesterday when I came around for dinner and they were the softest

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The parade. The parade. Isn't it? Yep. Yeah, so I've been working hard on an Easter hat. So for anybody- And I've been working hard at sitting and watching parades. Yeah, but the thing is, is that,

so Torb's on the weekend was like, are you going to be upset if Ryan makes, it doesn't make a hat? And I was like, I'll be upset if he does make a hat. This is about me. I'm not making a hat. No, I know. Yeah.

But I think, cause people on the live stream as well were like, oh, what's Ryan gonna make? And I was like, hopefully nothing. No, this is Tony's day. This is my moment. Easter is mine. If I turned up to the Easter hat unveiling with an Easter hat, that would be worse

than if I turned up to Tony's wedding in a dress. A wedding dress from Georgia Young. 100%. That would be worse than if I turned up to Tony's wedding in a dress. Yeah. A wedding dress from Georgie Young. 100%. That would be worse. On my day. On my day. Yeah, but I'll let you have the Easter hat parade. Yeah, mate. You get one every year.

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Yeah, really cool. Thank you to everyone that's voted already, because it's a lot of admins. We appreciate it. Yeah, it really is. But speaking of the international flight, my boyfriend is finally home. Yay!

Pre-husband. Woo, he's back. From an important business trip. Very important business trip. And it was really great to see him. Yep. But we've talked about this on the show before, how there's only like a few people that you would do the airport run for.

And I think that that list gets even shorter, depending on the time of day. So his flight was due in at 6.20 a.m. and I was like, you know what? I'm so fucking excited to see, like of course I'm going to come and pick you up. Like no question. Did you consider that he's picked you up multiple times? Was that a factor? But also I just wanted to, but the fact that it was early, I was like, that's like, that's love. That is love. That's real love.

And there was a lot of other people in the airport who love whoever they were picking up as well, because I saw some really beautiful things there. But I also saw some fucked stuff and I'd like to share it. Okay. So I arrived at the airport at 6.15, because I was like, well, if the flight gets in at 6.20, then I wanna be there beforehand, not really thinking about in, you know, at 6.20, then I want to be there beforehand.

Not really thinking about it's obviously going to take like an hour to get through everything. I just didn't even think so. I was like, well, obviously I need to be there before the plane lands. So I had like an hour to sit there and just like, people watch. Were you watching him come in on sky scanner or whatever?

Cause I know that's something Torbs would probably do. Well, I had checked. Oh, they left three minutes late? Okay, I'll calculate that in and- Well, so because he- South wind. Cause it's a fucking like 16 hour flight from LA to Melbourne.

So I could see that I knew that he left on time because it was before I went to bed. Yeah, be like, oh, it's on time. So it'll be give or take. Yeah, so I knew the ballpark. Anyway, so I get there really early. First thing I see is somebody sitting there with their phone and it's on 12% battery at 6.25 AM.

Haven't you just woken up and it's been on charge? I know that you don't relate to this, but like, wow, that just fucking threw me for a loop. All right, now this isn't phone chat. This is more time chat. Yeah. I reckon 6 AM, 4 to 6. is that weird window where they could, it could be really late last night.

Ooh, okay. They were supposed to land at 2 a.m. They got delayed, they're coming through customs. Fuck, I've been up all day. I've only got 12% left. And last night. Yeah, okay. In defense of low battery havers. Well, had they just come off a plane?

No, no, no, they were waiting for someone. They were waiting for someone. So I don't know if that makes it better or worse. Well, I just saw it and went, oh, oh. Do you know what I mean? Anyway, OK, that is my first thing. The next thing that I observed. Why are we looking at their phone battery?

That's also what I'd like to know. That was sitting right next to me and I just glanced right at it. You can't just glance. You have to decide. I am going to look. They had the number on the thing and it was red and it said 12. It was just a glance. You can't, it's too small to glance at.

It's so small. I'm wearing glasses. I've been told this by many a woman. You can't just see it at a glance. You need to like concentrate. Nah, no, no, no, it was just a glance. Just like, oh, cute. Anyway, so that was the first thing.

The second thing that I saw was this beautiful young man who was standing there waiting for a special someone with a bunch of flowers and a crunchy Easter bunny. Wasn't my crunchy Easter bunny, was it? No, it was, absolutely. Okay, then okay, yeah. Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever, and he's standing there and he's got

the cellophane wrapped flowers and the bunny and I just thought that is so adorable. We're assuming the bunny was for the person arriving. I am, yeah. If you ever see me with a crunchy bunny- It's because I'm eating it. Yeah, it's for me. It's a snack while I'm waiting for the person

getting off the plane. Do you want a coffee while you wait? No, but I see a crunchy bunny on the shelf. So I'm watching that- That is cute. I'm watching that person holding that and I'm like, oh my God a coffee while you wait? No, but I see a crunchy bunny on the shelf. So I'm watching that. That is cute. I'm watching that person holding that and I'm like, oh my God, they're obviously waiting for someone that they really, really love.

Yep. And then I'm snapped out of that because I hear, I just hear this woman coming out of the, cause you know how they walk out of that gate at International? Yep. This woman go, ha, lucky we went your way. And her husband goes, huh, what's wrong?

She goes, huh, because it was way faster going the way you recommended. Obviously, like they've had an opportunity to pick between one of two lanes. Oh, okay. And she's like, huh, yeah, lucky we went your way. And then I thought of this really funny joke about how they were coming out of international, but they were having a domestic. That is good.

Yeah. I thought that was quite funny. Thank you all so much. That is much better than my first response, which was, she must've been fun to travel with. I'm guessing it was the end of a very long travel day. I told you something the other day that shocked you. I said, a lot of people break up in the airport.

Yes. Because of that shit. Yeah. They got fucking put up. I don't know that, I think they might've been getting into more fooling around. I've been put up with this fucking motherfucker the whole time.

It's a bit awkward to break up with you in Mekina. So I'll wait till we get home. But when we do them fucking over this shit, I'm like, who gives a fuck what line when you stupid fucking. Yeah. But literally, oh, look at me, I'm like, and I was like, oh my God. Anyway. I originally, look at me, like, y'all ain't. And I was like,

Oh my God. Anyway. I originally thought like, your way, like around the world. Like they've, they've come from Ireland. And just like,

and someone's going, I think if we go via South America. No, turn left here. Yeah. Yeah. I have friends recently that broke up over in London. Like they were traveling together. Huge.

I love this. They broke up and then they had to like change their flights cause they didn't want to be on the same flight coming back. Sit next to each other. Can you imagine city dumping someone at the start? You know that new 20 hour flight they're going to do from Sydney to London? And you get on the plane and you go, by the way, it's over. I'm sleeping with your sister.

I was about to say, yeah, I fucked someone else. Yeah. Airpods on. And now I'm going to watch every Fast and Furious movie that's ever come out. I used to hit play on Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. You just go all the way through. See you in 50 hours, mate. Anyway, so then like, I'm just watching like

the huge spectrum of human emotion at the airport. People getting mad. People that are so involved. This is a place to hang out. We should go get a coffee and just watch the people come through. I mean, you have to pay for parking, obviously, which fucking sees you coming.

I was gonna say, there must be a catch and they do see you coming at the airport. Yep. Anyway, so I'm seeing all of this beautiful stuff. And then like I see the love of my life walk out of the gate and I'm just like so excited. And I did I arrive and then Ryan walks out. I've flown in from Hobart. Thanks for waiting. International, nice. Overseas. Anyway, so Torb's walks over and I give him a fucking huge smooch and a big hug and I'm like, let's get the fuck out of here.

I'm so glad that you're home. Anyway, and he's like, been on this 15 hour flight. Was he farked? How was he? Was he like? He was farked and just over it. He was like, I want to get home and have a shower. You know how that's the first thing that you want to do? was he like? He was fucked and just over it. Like he was like, I wanna get home and have a shower.

You know how that's like the first thing you wanna do? And he's like, oh, it was a good flight, but it was a really long flight. And I'm like, yeah, that's the kind of flight that you wanna be like friends with the flight attendants. Where you wanna make a good friend and they instead of one bottle of wine, they give you two, you know, things like that.

And he goes, funny you should say that. Because he met a flight attendant who was a tarp up. Bullshit. And I said, when did that come up? And he goes, in the last hour. Oh. I was like, I hope they fucking looked after you. And he goes, it was right at the end.

By the time you get to that last hour, they're packing up, you're packing up like. Yeah, I've got two years left to see it. You can't drink 15 bottles of wine. No, that's the thing, you can't like make your money back in that last hour. I've got two. You love to see it here. So the first one is that the flight attendant walked over and said, are you Tony's or just fiance? I said, amazing. So huge. And then they said, would you mind taking back something for Tony and Ryan for me? Get the fuck out.

And Tapa Brody, Qantas's number one flight attendant, self-appointed, has given us this card. Tony and Ryan, thank you for the endless laughter and entertainment. I know how much you like... Aeroplane hot chocolate! Oh my god! Fuck right off, Brody. Oh my God. Torb smuggled this contraband in. Through customs.

Look at this. Did he ask us to clear it? It's this huge Qantas bag and there is like 10 packets of the hot chocolate powder that you mix with 1.2 liters of water. So this makes a jug because they come around in the big jug. Fucking hell. Thanks Brody. Cancel my tomorrow. You know what I'm doing this afternoon.

Fucking getting Liddy McTitty on that fucking Qantas hot chocolate. Brody, this is probably one of the best gifts one could receive. Pretty good. And we've got so much, cause I've been thinking recently, like I think I'm gonna, I'm done with a nightly cup of tea. I wanna have a hot chocolate as well.

Well, you can have a lot. Well, I'm gonna have 1.25 liters per night. Every night. And I'll be pissing all evening. Now, but here's my question. Yes. Now between, oh, this may be none of us. Between the people in the room, who's the best at science?

None of our strengths. I'd have a crack. You'd have a crack, Soph, have a crack. Charles, how do you rate your science? Yeah, I did it, you're seven and eight. That's probably the extent of my knowledge. That was last year, so probably the most recent. Okay, we'll go with Soph.

It's one of the most recent. We'll go with Soph. Now I'm not disputing that this is going to taste amazing and immaculate, but does the thickness... Is that affected on the altitude? Is that affected by the... Like, is it the hot chocolate that makes it thick or is it the altitude that thickens her up?

Ha! It gets altitude thickness. Science is off! It doesn't matter. She's out for the day. See you later. You've had a great day. I think if we've learned anything from today's episode is that we should always begin with hot cross buns. Yes, it really has tipped us the right way, hasn't it? The other day, well on Sunday, I said to Bills, who's the bakery guy at the market,

because everyone's doing Hot Cross Buns. And I'm like, are you open next weekend? Because it's Easter Sunday. And he goes, yeah. And I go, great, well I'll come and get a batch then, because you know, how great to come to the market. On that day, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, because I love doing that on a Sunday morning.

And he goes, yeah, but next Sunday will be the last one.'" That he'll have hot cross buns or he's planning on dying the next day. But I think I said, like, oh, how great is this, as if to imply like, this might be my regular Sunday thing. And he's like,

"'Oh, they're fantastic until next Sunday.'" Oh my God, Bill, thank you for letting us know. But I just thought that was so amazing. Guess how he charged me. Big Bill. How? Yeah, he gave me? Big bill. How? Yeah, he gave me a bill. Yeah.

You just did such a good job. That's the one to contribute. Sorry, no, that's awesome. Yeah, thanks. How good is this though? I love this plastic bag. I'm thinking about putting a handle on it and using that as my handbag.

No, but then everyone can see what's inside it. Yeah, but is that a flex? Not when you carry that, you know, all those stuff you've been caught up at airports for recently. Yeah, oh, that spiky lipstick. Tony had a spiky lipstick that looked like it could have gone through a guy's neck. And literally they go, you can keep that. And I was like, I don't think you should give this to me.

That other time Tony tried to take scissors on board. Yeah, and then saw John Howard. Yeah, lucky he didn't have the scissors out when you saw him. You either poked him in the arm. Yeah, giving him a little trim. Yeah, well, he doesn't hate it. He's bald. I pointed to the eyebrows. Yeah, lucky he didn't have the scissors out when you saw him, you either poked him in the eye. Yeah, giving him a little trim. Yeah, well he doesn't need it, he's bald. I pointed to the eyebrows.

Yeah, great. Yep. So I know that this was my story, but also can this be my love to see it? Because wow, this is so amazing. It is amazing, but is the tied out for your love to see it this way? Oh no, no, no, I've got one here,

which is also amazing, but just like wow. No, that counts. It counts. Isn't that so great? That is actually great. And so Torbz goes, yes, I've got some stuff in my bag for you. And I was like, oh, what is it? And he goes, what's the thing that you got?

It's Ruth. He brought it back from Vegas. Race the route. He found her on the slot machine in the Golden Flamingo. And he goes, oh, sweetheart, you don't have a minute. This girl came through about 18 months ago. She was wearing a tuxedo t-shirt. She split a couple of menthol cigs with you on the chair.

And she goes, yeah, I remember. And he goes, get in the fucking bag. And then he brought her back. And then they shared a bag. No, oh no, reducted. They shared his luggage. Oh yes. By her being inside of it.

Yeah, lucky he wasn't inside of it. I just thought this was, anyway, oh, and Torbz goes, what's something you love on the show? And I was like, hot chocolate from the aeroplane. He goes, yeah, how much do you reckon I've got? And I was like, did he just give you like a sachet? And he goes, nah. And then we got home and he goes, here we go.

Like on the table at home. And I was like, holy shit Brody. Absolutely amazing stuff. I have another question for Brody. Yeah. Obviously he's Qantas's number one flight attendant. Self appointed as I mentioned before. Who is, so he is the decider of that.

And does he like publicly say that? Let's check his LinkedIn. I'll do it right now. Does it have his last name on there? I've found him. Yes! Can't do science. It just says flight attendant.

Oh, okay. So who's he lying to? But he used to work at KFC. Oh, fucking God's duo. Get us some gravy next time, big dog. Does anyone know flavor better than Brody? And then he works at a bakery. So this motherfucker does hot chocolates, 11 herbs and spices and hot cross buns.

I hope he's not married because I'm getting- That's actually my dream career. I wanna do those things. I am marrying Brody. Brody and I are moving into Smith Street together. Yeah. And we are a couple. And that is my dream career. I wanna do those things. I am marrying Brody. Brody and I are moving into Smith Street together and we are a couple and that is my new life. You guys could go to Patagonia. We'll go to Patagonia.

California. No, that's a different song. Tony doesn't have that. Patagonia. No, no, no. Here we come. Speaking of travel, we haven't done this in a while, Tony.

What? And it's a shame. Can you open Google Translate? Yep. This is my love to see it. Do I just Google Google Translate? Yep. Just translate?

Yeah, but Google. Google Translate. No, but I Googled Google Translate. Yeah, shame. I should have done, I should have Googled Yahoo Translate. Um, go English to Estonian. I should have done, I should have Googled Yahoo Translate. Go English to Estonian.

Estonian. English to Estonian. Estonian. Estonian Ryan. Now type in the English side. Yeah, obviously I don't speak Estonian. Type in 12, energy volume up. Well, it will be, but let me type first. 12 months.

Goks taste gult. This is how to say 12 months in Estonian. Goks taste gult. Yeah, they do. I 12 months in Estonian. Cocks taste good. Yeah they do. I'm moving to Estonia. For how long? 12 months. Why 12 months?

I heard the cocks taste good here. Instead of the burgers are better at Hungry Jacks. The cocks taste better in Estonia. That should be their slogan. That's fucking awesome. All right, tomorrow on the show. Tomorrow's our last day. Like for a week. Yeah, but it's like.

Yeah, we're having Easter off. It's gonna be sick. It's gonna be us and some hot cross buns. Well, Tony's going camping and having mentioned camping. On Monday, we had a debate about what is and what is not camping, what counts as camping. And you gave us a beautiful quote from the Dalai Lama. If you pitch a tent, you're camping.

If you're in a tent, you're camping. Oh, then you must be camping in your pants. See, you're an Estonia, sweetheart. Ha! There's an update from a Tapa. Amazing. Who's actually like got the definitive, and they said, Ryan, I disagree with you. Here's what I think.

And then I read it and I went, yes. Amazing! Yes. So- Oh, that means I'm right. Yes. Actually, let me read the first line. You're both wrong.

I disagree with both Tony and Ryan. God. Brody wouldn't do this to us. I like how you thought the opposite of Ryan being right was Tony being right. Well, because what's the opposite of being in a swimming pool? Riding a bike. Yes. I think it's not being in a swimming pool. No, but it was more that I'm like, well, there's two sides to this. In from our perspective, there was two sides and that was I don't agree with you.

I don't agree with me. but what's the opposite of camping? Sitting on a couch and what would you prefer? See this is why yeah okay okay that's tomorrow on the show. Don't have already paid. Bye. Love you bye. What's the opposite of camping? Something I enjoy. What's the opposite of camping? Eating a enjoy. What's the opposite of camping? Eating a hot cross bun in front of my fire with my dog on the couch. Oh. You'll have all those things except-

That's literally the opposite of what I'm doing. You'll have all of those things except the dog, the hot cross bun and the fire. And the couch. And the couch. I might have a hot cross bun. Hot cross bun, yeah, sorry, I might. Oh, no!

I'll take this. Have a billy full of hot cross chocolate. Hot cross chocolate. How many hot chocolate could you drink on the trip from Melbourne to the south? To the south coast of New South Wales. I reckon 2.5 liters of hot chocolate. This is 1.2.

Yeah, so you'd have two of them. This is 1.2, not 1.25. Cancel everything. High five, Virgin have two of them. This is 1.2, not 1.25. Cancel everything. Oh! High five, Virgin. Maths chats. Oh! We don't.

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