Toni and Ryan - An adult purchase

Episode Date: April 26, 2022

I try to figure out how Normal or Nah works, and I need advice on an adult purchase. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? It's Tabitha. It's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? Hello. Hello. I had to run out of the room because my husband's talking about how much he has to shit.

I mean, lucky you left the room so we didn't have to hear about it. Yeah, God, romance is dead. Yeah, nobody needs to hear that. Well, do you approve both the shit and the episode? Yeah, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, release the bells. Oh, my God. Hi, this is Tabitha from Kansas and I approve this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Welcome. Happy Wednesday. Normal or nah for a Wednesday. I fucking love normal or nah. Well, here's a quick one that has divided people because we have listeners all around the world. Yes, including Australia.

Supposedly. Apparently. So they say. Normal or nah? Pronouncing Adidas as Adidas. Nay. Normal. Not normal.

Not normal. Nah. Nah. Fuck, this is my favourite segment. I don't even know how to respond. It's a very easy segment. You either say normal or nah, but apparently... Can we try again? Normal or nah. Pronouncing

Adidas as Adidas. Nay. Oh, for fuck's sake! We couldn't be more clear with the instructions. Okay, all right, try one more time. I've thrown you. You've flapped about this. Try me again.

Normal or nah? Okay, yep. Pronouncing Adidas as Adidas. Nah. Correct fucking answer. Thank you. And if anyone says otherwise, you're wrong, and I don't care where you're from.

Where do you stand on the Nike-Nike situation? I think it's a tonal thing. Do you reckon? Like, it's like the way you say it. As in like, oh, I chucked the Nikes on. Oh, not so not tonal. What's the brand name? Contextual, you mean?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, sorry. Sorry, I hate to nitpick. No, no, but you're 100% correct. And as soon as you corrected me, I was like, yes. That's not the right word. I was like, tonal, what do you mean if you go like Nike?

Nike. But I say I would call it Nike, but Nike is almost like a nickname. It's like calling like a Rob Robbo. It sounds more slang. Yeah. Oh, chuck some Nikes on me. Yes, yeah. So I say Adidas and I say Nike.

Okay, because you're a normal person. But apparently even the guy, what's the guy? Shoe Dog. Shoe Dog. I couldn't tell you his name. No, I can't remember his name. Oh, Knight. Someone Knight?

M. Knight Shyamalan. I don't believe he created. Same guy. No, the seventh sense was Nike's. Nike. Nike. But apparently he has said was Nike's. Nike. Nike. But apparently he has said, like, officially it's Nike. Did you know, guess how much they paid for the,

so they hired a graphic designer who designed and created the tick. The tick, yeah. How much do you think that's worth? Oh. How much do you think they paid for that person? Probably a mil. $35. Oh.

I went the wrong way. Well, the thing is, if they had paid a meal, it would have been a bargain. Because they were starting out, they were new, and they're like, hey, bro, you know graphics, can you whip something up? And it's gone on to be, you know, they have those lists every year, like the world's most recognisable brands. Recognisable, yeah. Top two or three for 50 years, $35.

So they should lose, bro. Okay, so we can't remember the guy's name, but we know how much the fucking classic designer was paid. Apparently he has come out and officially said it's Nike, but it just doesn't sound right to me. It doesn't sound right to me. Like I would never say, oh, yeah, I'm going to pop on my Nike track pants. No, absolutely not.

I'd say Nike. So I don't know. Don't come to Australia and tell us how to talk on our own podcast. Thank you very much. Wow. I imagine if the show dog's listening. Shoe dog. Show dog.

BJ's the show dog. And now we have the chihuahuas running up the ramp. It's the show dogs. Normal or nah, listening to podcasts when you go to sleep? Nah. I'm also a nah because I... Get too into it. Yeah. When I listen to business and economics podcasts,

I know how exciting. That would put me to fucking sleep. Unroll your eyes. That would put me to fucking sleep. Maybe I should change my answer to normal. But when, for me, it's like it's an interesting chat so you want to think about it, you're stimulated. Yeah. Mentally.

Mentally. Intellectually. Second, intellectually. Yeah, right. Intellectually. Contextually. Tonally. Also, I found, because like everyone 10 years ago, I was into serial, you know, the original true crime.

True crime, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's not very you. But I just loved it when it came out. And that was my first like, oh, like podcasting can be, if you want it to be, this crazy like soundscape investigative thing. Is Serial the one that's like. Obviously I didn't take that route personally. Yeah.

And then I created this. We've gone the cheap version. We've gone the $35 Nike tick. Yes. Is Serial the one that's like it's no opinion, it's just the facts? Because you know how like morbid is like comedy crime? Oh, you know, it's a real story about Adnan and this murder mystery and no one knows who did it.

He's in jail for a crime he did not commit. Oh, so is that just one story? Yeah. Because there's another. They've done season two and stuff. I think I'm thinking of Case File. No. Because Case File. Yeah. No. I think I'm thinking of Case File. No. Because Case File.

Yeah. No. No. No. That's Case File. No. That's not Serial. No.

Sorry, no. No. That's Case File, not Serial. Is that Case File? They only, like, they give you the facts of the thing. Because do you know what one I listen to? Teacher's Pet. The one, so it's like the chick in Queensland that got murdered and like supposedly is like under the house

or something and the guy was like a teacher and he was like a footy coach and whatever and he was like doing it with a student and oh, super messy, super fucked and then they did like, they finished the season and then did like a reprisal episode when he got charged. Which is just recently. Yeah. And if you haven't watched or listened to any of this,

why bother now that Tony's given a super crisp recap? Oh, no, it's just your storytelling. And then that bitch was like, put her under the house and stuff. I thought you were taking the piss. You've given away the answer. It was in the news, okay? That's like being like, don't ruin Titanic for me. I haven't seen it.

Like we all know the boat goes down. I found listening to True Crime going to bed is then you're in the crime. I get too scared. I like can't watch scary stuff before bed. My dreams will be like, I'm there. Yeah, I'd be too scared to go to sleep if I listened to something like that.

And the thing about listening to a True Crime podcast, it's in your ears. It's actually too close to me. Would you rather listen to it from across the room? But, like, when you watch it on TV, it's like there's a separation between it happening and me consuming it, whereas in a podcast, I've got my AirPods. It's in your head.

It's just too spooky. I listened to Teacher's Pet on a plane and I wish I hadn't. Yeah, no. It was fucked. Anyway, sorry, I know that this isn't about true crime podcasts, but that's interesting. Oh, no, that's just a very conclusive nay or nah, as it were. Don't say nay, as apparently that's fucking blasphemy.

But listening to podcasts at night time, I just think that I would get too into it and then I'd be like, oh, I'm not attired now. Yeah, I'm awake. I'm into what you're talking about. Or what if, because people say that our podcast is pretty funny. I mean, like people can have their opinions. I haven't heard that.

It's tickets to yourself. That's what I was Googling myself. Speak very highly of yourself. Well, you don't want to laugh in bed. That's what I tell Bridget. Stop laughing at it. Stop it. It's doing its best.

But if you were like. Yeah, laughing, you're not going to sleep, are you? Because if you put TV on or something to go to sleep, you always put something on that you haven't seen before, that you have watched before. Right. You're not going to watch something, you're not going to be like, oh, I'm really excited about the new season of Ted Lasso

and put that on at bedtime because you want to watch it. So you put on an old episode of The Office or Seinfeld that you've watched 100 times. Or Gogglebox from 2016. Well, no, I'm watching that for the first time. So that would be... Oh, my mistake. I couldn't watch that at bedtime.

My mistake. Too exciting. My mistake. The same kind of thing. You wouldn't want to watch something that you were into and wanted to enjoy. Totally agree. It's a big nah from us.

Yeah. Let us know, though, in the episode thread in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group if you, in fact, listen to this podcast whilst going to sleep. Because you're an idiot. Out yourself. Normal or nah? Getting turned on when someone rubs your belly.

Nah. Are you sure about that? For me, nah um schmoey schmerbert i dated a guy who kept making me rub his tummy did she date buddha i dated a guy who kept making me rub his tummy and when i would do it he would make the most passionate moans and he was loving it sick. And to quote Schmowy Schmersbert, it was a big fuck no from me. I even tried to move my hand down from his belly just to get it over and done with, but then he would pull my hand back up to his belly. I dumped him because I wanted a man and not a care bear. That's a direct one.

That's very funny. Now, she did go on to say that she's not into shaming and if that's his thing, good for him. But she just said, for me. Yeah, that's not for her. Not for her. I think, yeah, again, like everybody likes what they like and that's fine, but both people that are participating need to be into it.

And she wasn't into it. Yeah, I just think that that would make me feel like my mum used to always rub my tummy if I had a tummy ache. That's nice. It was like something that she'd always be like, oh, like lay down on the couch together and like I'll give your tummy a bit of a rub and, you know, how they say that. And it's like an IBS thing as well.

Like if you've got IBS, it's like tummy massages you can do to kind of get things going. Yeah. So I work at an app for IBS. as well. Like if you've got IBS, it's like tummy massages you can do to kind of get things going. Yeah. So I work at an app for IBS. So, yeah. So that feels very maternal to me. And very non-sexual. Yeah, but it's intimate in like a different way.

It's like nice. I think what Shmoey was getting to was maybe it's nice, but it's like when it was sexy time, he'd be like, no, no, no. Oh, keep doing my tummy. And she'd be like, no, no, no. Oh, keep doing my tummy. And she'd be like, oh, when do you get to put the thing in? Yeah. And he was like, just the belly, mate. Oh, yeah.

That's a nah from me personally. Fine if that's what you want to do, but I think both people have to be into it. It'd be like if you're like, oh, I'm super into pissing on you, so I'm going to piss on you whether you like it or not. And they're like, hey, how about we don't do the belly rubbing tonight? And they're like, nah, we are. Like that just feels so intense. Yeah, that's a lot.

It's a nah from me. I don't have this person's name, which I'm really annoyed at for this final normal or nah. Okay. Normal or nah, after consuming lots of content in different accents, it changes your own voice inside your head. Oh, no, here it is. For example, Jared Harris says,

the voice of Tony Lodge is now my inner monologue. I like that. Normal or nah? It has never personally happened to me. Although we have mentioned this week about, like, phrases rubbing off on you. Yeah. So I think, like, mannerisms and, like, those little idiosyncrasies,

I think definitely, but the accent has never happened to me. So it's not normal for me, but I think it's normal to happen. So Jared Harris does not live in Australia. He doesn't have a natural Australian accent. But now in his mind he thinks in Tony Lodge. Do you think it's, like, the true crime thing? Like, it's in your ears. It feels like it's in your head.

Jared also mentions a few years ago I binged a whole bunch of old school James Bond movies and for a while my inner monologue became Judi Dench. I haven't seen James Bond so I don't get it. Well, she's an actress in James Bond. Okay. She was Q. What's that?

A character. Oh. I guess the point is he started thinking as Judi Dench. I just didn't get it because I didn't get the reference to it being. To be fair, I probably could have said any actress and it would still make sense because it's about the inner monologue. Okay. And not the, I mean, it's not. Well, what if Judi Dench only had one line in that movie?

And that's all he thought? Yeah. That same line over and over? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The wizard will see you now. The wizard. I had a line in Wicked, the musical. Did you?

And my line was the wizard Wizard Will See You Now. That was my only line. Congratulations. That's all I said for days. Were you in the actual show? Yeah. When? When I did Tua.

The Wizard Will See You Now. Did you actually, you were in it? Yeah. You were in the show? Yeah. You toured with Wicked? I didn't tour, I just did the Canberra shows. Really?

Yeah. That's so cool. And was Rob Mills there? Because he was in Wicked? There was tour I just did the Canberra shows Really? Yeah That's so cool And was Rob Mills there? Because he was in Wicked Oh there was heaps of people there Oh okay I mean I'm not a musical person I don't know who the musical people are

Oh But they were lovely Great Good I'm sorry for fucking the Judi Dench story I mean you should be I just didn't get it Okay

Well Jared Harris thinks As Tony Lodge Well, I mean, it's an upgrade from Judi Dench, I'd say Many would Disagree I was about to play the music, but we're not ending the episode yet Okay, so we've got to very awkwardly go to the ad Hey, this is Tabitha from Kansas

And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Tomorrow on the show. Tomorrow. I've got beef with the Patreons again. They got upset last time. We said we were going to watch some soothing, comforting isolation movies or TV shows. What are your recommendations?

Yeah. So one guy, Benjamin, says Rick and Morty whilst on edibles. Obviously not an option. So I put it in as an option. And I said, do not choose this one. But that's it. You sway them and then they go, of course I'm going to pick that. Ryan doesn't want it because I hate you. They like me more because I'm a fun parent.

Captain of the ship. Fair enough. And then you sway them and you know that that's going to happen. I think that you just are trying to trick us and you're saying, don't pick this. I hate it. But it's like reverse psychology. Wow. Tomorrow on the show. It's working if that's what you are doing. don't pick this, I hate it, but it's like reverse psychology. Wow.

Tomorrow on the show. It's working if that's what you are doing. Tomorrow on the show I can confirm, well, I can confirm right now, that the most. No, hook them through. We might confirm tomorrow. The winning thing on the poll was Rick and Morty whilst on edibles. So tomorrow you're going to hear a review.

Yeah. And don't say you didn't fucking ask for it because 174 of you literally fucking did. Oh, wow. Okay. And I'm fine with it. Apparently. Wow. Do you need to take a minute?

Are you okay? I needed to take hours. Well, the episodes of Rick and Morty only go for like 25 minutes. Yeah, but when you're in them yourself. What? And it's about, well, I wasn't just watching the episodes. I was in the episodes. Did you take edibles?

Did you look at the results of the poll? Well, I didn't do edibles. I don't do illegal drugs. A big thank you to a few of our show. Tomorrow on the show. A big thank you to Danny Harley, Daisha Ahumada, Kieran Lopez, Cindy Mercado and Lana Robinson. Thank you so much for being part of our Patreon

and voting for the movies. Apparently not. I'm voting for the movies. Apparently not. I'm turning against the movies. Yeah, wow. It's a big contentious point of our week when we pick it. You're like, oh, what topic should we do or what movie should we put on there? And it's always like a thing.

I like it being a thing, but it's a lot. Do a poll of just like things that will fuck Ryan off yes and I had that option that week when you were really busy and I said okay I'll pick it I could have picked things that would have fucked you off like Harry Potter and Twilight but instead I picked heisty things that you like

you did thank you I have a question for everybody listening and for you what was the last like big purchase that you discussed with your partner? And I'm not saying in a way of like, mum, can I buy this? But you know when you go to buy something kind of big and you're like, it's like a sense check.

Like do I just want this or do I need it? Or is this something I really want but I'm probably not going to use the last conversation Bridget and I had is we the last one that was like are we doing this yeah do we need this yeah is we got really nice sheets and pillow slips oh yeah that's a good one doing a cover because you we didn't get the top, top ones because you can pay like that. They are so much money. So knowing that there's that high, high, high end and then there's like the Kmart pretty basic, $10 or whatever, and then there's obviously everything in between.

Yeah. And Bridget saw these ones and was like, they're just really nice. They're kind of in the, like you can pay a lot more. They're still kind of expensive, but we could, like we sleep in these. Yes. And it's nice. And she goes, am I out of my mind to think that maybe a couple hundred bucks for some sheets?

And I was like, oh. It just, it sounds like a lot until you think about how much time you spend in them. Yeah, we sleep in these every night. And if you buy good quality, here's my thing, buy good quality once, have it for years. Same with like clothes and stuff. Or you can buy shit stuff. It breaks in three months.

You've got to buy it again anyway. You may as well just get the good thing. The first time and kind of take the like guesswork out of it as well because you're like, great, we've got it. We're investing. It's also a good time to use the $5 rule, which I've talked about before. Like you work out how many times you would have to wear it or use it or sit on it or whatever for it to be five dollars each time and you can kind of figure out whether you can justify yeah yeah so i started using that now it's really good because

it just gives you a little bit of perspective of like oh i really want this say it's a you know a coat for winter like a puffer jacket or something you're like oh it's two hundred dollars and you go hang on but like for that to only be $5 every time I wear it, I have to wear it every day this year, and I will wear it beyond that as well. Yeah. So it's, like, fine. I had a really expensive duffel coat when I was younger.

Oh, like a down coat. Yeah, and it was really thick. And I wore it when I worked as an accountant in the city. I chucked it over my suit every day for years, and I'm like, oh, each time I wore it, 50 cents, because I wore it so often. And then you kind of go, oh, it was like a big investment to buy it, but it works out.

Are you trying to justify something that you've done? What are we getting at here? What have you done that you're looking, you're building me up. Yeah, I am. You're building me up. But I'm like kind of mass're building me up. Yeah, I am. You're building me up. But I'm like kind of massaging you into it. Yeah, now I can see you coming a mile away. What have you got?

What is this? So over the break, I put together a case for myself to buy something. PowerPoint presentation? And I took it, yeah. Use Canva? And I took it to Torbz and I went, all right. You presented to the board. I'd like to talk to you, Mr. Tob Canva? And I took it to Torbz and I went, all right. You present it to the board. I'd like to talk to you, Mr Toblerone, today about this option.

Should I buy rolling luggage? You don't go anywhere. No. It's the no, next case, please. Yep, okay. But would you like to hear the case about it? I'd love to see the PowerPoint presentation. Okay, there's no PowerPoint presentation.

I'm shocked there's not a little clicker. I've got a laser pointer. Before we even get to the pitch, what was the first thing that incepted you to think? Saw it on Instagram. Okay. Because I'm going to say, as someone who never travels, that's a great piece of, please give me the pitch.

I'm ready. Okay, so I saw this luggage brand on Instagram and I thought, oh, fuck, that would change our lives. Was it a Louis Vuitton truck? No, no, no, no, no, no. So it's this brand. Change our lives. This is not sponsored, by the way.

Like it's not, I'm about to say the brand name it's not sponsored it's literally just like thank god you had to clarify because heaven forbid i just don't want anybody to think this is some weird like baked in ad because it isn't i saw it on instagram and i thought that's really nice i saw it about 15 more times on instagram and i went oh yeah because if you look at an ad for more than three seconds, they just keep fucking pumping it to you. Louis Vuitton selling you a trunk. Literally. But it wasn't.

It was the brand called July. Have you seen them online? No. So it's like, it's actually really cool. Can I look it up real quick? Please, please, please Google it. So it's called July. It's based in Melbourne.

So it's like a local brand. Ooh! Yeah, so it's just like, it's really plain. It's really chic. It's based in Melbourne, so it's like a local brand. Ooh! Yeah, so it's just like it's really plain. It's really chic. I'm surprised that July.com wasn't owned by like Calendar.com. I agree. I thought that was crazy. They are beautiful pieces.

Thank you. So they've got like a carry-on case that has like a battery pack in it so you can charge your phone when you're at the airport. And then for someone who would be shooketh, imagine being in an airport and your battery gets under 98%, Tony. How would I play Candy Crush on the plane? So I was looking at it and like you said, we don't go anywhere. And Torbs, bless him.

Bless his cotton socks. Been doing it for eight years, together for seven or together for nine or together whatever it is. Whatever it is. And he, I know like how to play him kind of. This isn't your first presentation to the board. No. So if I am like barred up about buying something,

I know the things that I can say to get him across the line. What are those things? Well, I know that if I say, oh, because he's actually pretty easily swiped because he's very supportive. So if I say, like, I think I'm going to buy this thing, he'll go, oh, yeah. And I'll go, well, I think I'll be able to use it here, here and here. Or I think it'll make my life easier with this, this and this.

That's the cost per wear. You need to say, I will actually use this thing. I think it'll be really handy for us to have. So I said to him, I've got an idea. And he was like, yep, what is it? And I said, should we buy rolling luggage? And he was like, oh, Tyne, like, it's just, do you look like a bit of a flog in the airport with rolling luggage? Is he wrong? At the moment, this is pretty cool, I think. When we travel, we have two Herschel duffel bags.

That's pretty cool. Yep. And we both have a Herschel backpack. So we use our backpacks, like, for work and stuff. And he'll always have a backpack and I'll have, a handbag or a backpack depending on where we're going. And then we travel with Herschel like the duffel bags. Over the shoulder kind of number. Over the shoulder and it's got the handles as well.

You've seen that bag. I've used that on a – It's a great bag. Yeah. I've used it like on a photo shoot before. Anyway, so that's what we currently use. And it means that when we're like, so this is the pitch, right? Oh, you know when we're at the airport and we're like lugging the bags around

and I'm like turning it the fuck up. I'm like, look, we always have to carry them through the airport and like you can't grab something out of your bag at the same time because you've got that in your hands and this whole thing. And I just think that if we had rolling luggage, you'd be able to, you know, like perch up, grab something out of your backpack if you needed because your hands were free.

Yep. Like I'm laying it on so thick and he's just like. Did he remind you that you don't go anywhere? He. Started cleaning. I kind of said, look, I think that travel is going to be. It's opening back up. We're opening back up.

It's on the horizon. I'm actually sounding like the Daily Mail at this point. We're opening back up. Bali's open. You know, New Zealand's open. Our best friends live in New Zealand. We're going to be travelling to see them all the time. We're going to a wedding in Philadelphia next year.

We're going to America next year. Like, you and I, as in Ryan and Tony, will probably have to go to Sydney at some point because that's where our manager is. And I was like, fuck, you know, that's going to come in so handy. And I'm a stressed traveller. How much better would it be if I've got this like luggage, it's just good to go, it's sorted out.

So you're not pitching luggage, you're pitching a more relaxed. A way of life. A way of life. But he's like, oh, if she's more relaxed at the airport, then I won't have to deal with flapped Tony at the airport. You are. You're pushing the right buttons. I know what I'm doing.

This ain't your first rodeo. I know what I'm doing. And I said, you know, but, like, I get that you do look like a fuckhead. Is the rolling luggage you look like a fuckhead? Yeah. But as you've seen. They do look like nice pieces. It's fucking nice.

It's elite. Have a look at it. It's very nice. Can's elite. Have a look at it. It's very nice. Can I tell you something? Please. The day before we went to New Zealand, Bridget bought rolling luggage for the trip. So, okay, but pause. What did you use before that?

Duffel bags? Mm-hmm. And you did rolling luggage? All right. Well, she did. See, I didn't know this. I just went backpack only. Well, because you were only supposed to go for fucking 48 hours.

Four or five days. But yeah, I just took a backpack and she got a mini one that when you put the handle down, it can go as carry on. So you can put it above and it all packs up and rolls to the airport. And you don't have to check a bag. And because she had like a really nice coat and she had the wheels on, she looked like a luxe, elite, regular traveler business lady. Fuck.

Because you know when Bridget dresses up? Yeah. You've seen her like, oh, I just threw this on look, but no, she looks fantastic. Yeah. That could be the life for you. Yeah. Have you got the bag?

I bought the life. Yes! Yeah, I bought it. Now we've got to plan a trip to go somewhere. Yeah, I know. I'm like, I want to use it. So I bought it the weekend before we went on our little staycation. So you got to use it when you went to the staycation? Didn't come in time.

So you took the Herschel's duffel bag. I'm like, imagine if we had the rolling luggage. And I mean, how did you get through the airport to go to that staycation that's less than one kilometre from your own apartment? Heaven forbid. I did buy the luggage. It's gorgeous. Has it arrived? Yeah.

Okay. We'll organise a trip. Yeah, we'll have to go somewhere. Maybe I'll just come over to your guys' house for dinner and I'll just bring the bag. I'll just pack to stay for the weekend, even though we're going to go straight back home. We'd love to have you over. Yeah, great.

Come stay in our one-bedroom house with no spare areas. Just a quickie love to see it. Yeah. Is it me buying that beautiful luggage? No, but I might change my thing one for tomorrow. I would. Kate Bertuna. She's from Nambroch, which is in regional Victoria,

so shout out down the road. Her local cafe does soy milk with no extra charge. Oh, you'll love to see that. And it might sound simple, but as someone who is... You always have a soy cap, large soy cap. You drink half of it and then you throw the rest in the bin. How much is left in that coffee cup? I bought you that this morning.

I'd say a third. Yeah, and I paid for the extra milk for you as well. You're worth it, mate. Thank you. It seems simple, and to people that don't get soy often, it might not seem like a big deal. Yeah. But can I just say, it is a big deal, because that adds up.

And I didn't decide that my little tum-tum doesn't love the milky milk. The cow milk, yep. I just want a little bit of soy, a little almond. And I don't... I mean, all alternatives milk. 50 cents for 80 mils? Go fuck yourself. Yeah, it's not that much.

So shout out to Kate, who shared that with me, and I was like, thank you. I love that. Maybe we should do a road... I could bring my luggage! We could do a road trip out there. Out to Danbrook! Yeah, we'll get a coffee. I could take luggage, we could stay at Kate's. That'd be great. I'll have to check with Kate. Okay. Alright. And a very attractive

husband from the look of the profile pic. Oh, okay. So when I say we'll have to check... Maybe we will go out there. Maybe we will. Yeah, I'll bring the luggage. Don't you worry about that. My you'll love to see it is that, well, maybe this will be great for when we go out and visit Kate. It's getting really cold in Melbourne. It is. And it's getting to that, like, lovely, ruggy-uppy, on-the-couchy weather.

And I fucking love it. Settling weather. Yeah. And you've got, like, sitting on the couch at night time with a blanket over you and a hot cup of tea. Like, fuck, there is nothing better. And I've just ordered myself some little like moccasin slippers. And I'm so fucking excited because it's just that. With the real wool?

Yeah, like I bought, like I've invested. I did my cost per wear. They're last years. Oh, absolutely. And I'm so fucking excited. Torbs and I have got little matching Ugg boot slippers. That is so cute. Yep, And I'm so fucking excited. Torbs and I have got little matching Ugg boot slippers. That is so cute. Yep. And I'm just fucking pumped. There's something about

the weather change, just fucking it changes the city. And I love it so much. As someone who loves a jacket and a coat. Look at me, I'm wearing a woolly jumper. As two of us who we aren't the most pro get the legs out. No. It's our time to shine, Tony. It is.

Because I can look fashionable with many layers on. And you go, is that a tum under there? Oh, no, I've just got some thermals tucked in. A trick everyone. Yeah, trick everyone. They don't know. And I could bring extra layers in my carry-on suitcase. I'll tell you something that we do not have in any of our lives

that would take us to the next level. A fireplace. What were you going to the next level? Snow. A fireplace. Oh. What were you going to say? I said snow. Oh, no. Yeah. Snow.

How good would a fireplace be? A fireplace. Oh, do you reckon you'll get one in the house that you're going to buy? That's on my list of like would nice to have. Non-negotiables? No, it's a nice to have. Okay. All right.

That's nice. We'll put one in if it doesn't have one. Okay. Yeah, great. And we'll have. Hope it's in my room. Marsh meows. Nice!

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