Toni and Ryan - Angela White and the Identical Twins

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

PORNSTAR, TARPer and (unofficial) WORLD LEADER Angela White is joining us today for a round of Normal or (Angel)Nah, and a few surprises. Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. We are once again returning to the place that we visited our first ever Waffle House, which is? Chattanooga. In which state? Tennessee. Hell yeah, this is Jamie. See, I'm getting better at geography. You're getting better at Chattanooga.

I'm getting better at Waffle House. God, you liked that, didn't you? That was good gear. Have a good day, everyone. Yeah, that was good gear. This is Jamie. Jamie! It's Tony and Jamie. Hi, Jamie! It's Tony and Ryan. Hey, Tony and Ryan.

How are things in our favourite town, Chattanooga? Well, the Waffle House is still here. That we were just discussing. On brand. Very correct. We had a great experience at that Waffle House. Yeah, one of the greats. And we didn't even steal a mug that's now with us here in Melbourne. Yeah, Correct. We had a great experience at that Waffle House. Yeah, one of the greats. And we didn't even steal a mug that's now with us here in Melbourne.

Yeah, no, we would never. No. Jamie, what have we interrupted you doing on a Wednesday evening in Chattanooga? I just got off a leadership call with my boss and a couple others. Leadership call? I actually dropped to take this call. Tell those leadership fools to fucking email it to me tomorrow bro

honestly no Jamie you should have stayed on that call no Jamie is everything oh absolutely not I fucking said you guys were more important Jamie's right have you guys been to the waffle house Jamie genuine question if I knew I had a

meeting with the leadership team late in the day, I would assume that it would be my last day. See ya. Did it all pan out? I know you didn't say till the end of the meeting, but did it seem like it was going well? Oh, yeah, it's a bi-weekly meeting. I mean, it's every two weeks.

We're good. Scheduled meetings, should we do that? I did this really dumb internet meme that I saw the other day, and it said, I did this really dumb internet meme that I saw the other day. Yeah. And it said, I don't understand bisexuals. Do they have sex twice a week or every second week? I'll ask Jamie's boss. Yeah, we'll let him know. Jamie, will you approve today's episode?

100%. Absolutely. Oh, nice. Hey, this is Jamie from Chattanooga, Tennessee, and I approve this podcast. All right, we rarely have guests, but Tony Lodge has prepared an intro. Three times AVN Performer the year. Female performer of the year, sorry. 69 awards in

total, including most spectacular boobs and winner of most amazing fan toy, which is actually a fleshlight modelled after her very famous vagina, which I think we could actually do for me. Maybe we could put that on our website. But Australia's sweetheart, Angela White.

Thank you so much for that amazing introduction, and it's such an honour to be one of your guests. Stop. Very rare guests. I also never do any prep, and let me tell you, I've been doing a lot of research. I've been looking. Oh, yeah, I've watched every video you've ever done.

Do you have a favourite? I watched this, and I actually told Ryan about this. I've heard all about it. I watched this one and it was a threesome. It was you and another girl and a guy and you guys were on, the two girls on top of each other and he was fucking you from behind. That's called the stack. Oh.

A stack. A stack. Is that, I mean, we'll get into all the crap, but just, is that more difficult, like just actually getting in position? Yeah, the stack, I mean, you usually have the lighter girl on top. Right. So I'd be at the bottom. I'm okay with that.

I'm happy holding everybody up. That's fine. And then, yeah, I mean, you can stack two different ways. You can stack doggy or you can stack mish. You can have them stacked. Or you can even have one girl on her back and then the other girl doggy so they can kiss while they're stacked. Oh, that's hot.

That's cool. Right? That's hot. And is all this prepared before time or are you there going, if you angle up that way and twist this way because it feels like we don't like logistics. The logistics chat. And you're a tarpa, Angela, aren't you?

Yes, I'm such a big fan. Which is crazy to us. So you know we're not into logistics chat. Don't like the admin. Yeah. So I don't think that I could get into position and be like, hang on. Yeah. Hang on, guys.

I need a minute to get into position here. Well, a lot of the time it's like if you've performed with someone over and over again, you kind of just get into a flow. You know what to do. Like you and I. Yeah. We perform together all the time. Tony's looking at me for those playing on our own.

Yeah, you guys would get into the stack so naturally and easily. I think we would. In a friend way. Nah. Yeah. We mentioned in Patreon that you were coming on the show, so people have sent in their Angela White special Normal or Nas. Oh, okay.

Everything's normal to me, though. It's going to be. I don't know if you've fucking met any tapas. I did float the option of this being called normal or angel na. I don't know where we landed on that. I don't know. But we. Do you want to go first?

All right, I'll go first. So Ryan normally presents these and he said, there's a couple I think that you should do. It just feels weirder coming from me. Yeah, which I think is fine. It feels creepy coming from me. Okay, so Hannah has asked for a very special normal or angel nah. I'm able to take my man down my throat very easily.

Awesome. But I really struggle with toothbrushes and x-ray equipment. So when she goes to the dentist, it's just. I mean, how often are you really dealing with x-ray equipment? Like if you are, surely there's a different problem in your life. Is this normal or nah? Well, it makes sense that it's easier to deep throat your boyfriend. Because there's the excitement.

Yeah, you're aroused. Tony has talked about the, what are you saying? Someone said like if you're, when you're trying to like deep throat like Popsicle or like Icy Pole or whatever, that you can't do that as easily as you can like deep throat your boyfriend or someone that you're sleeping with. Because it's the excitement. Yeah, it's also, I mean, it's the shape as well. And even a very hard penis does have some movement to it.

It's got a bit of give. Got a bit of give. Yeah, a little bit of give. I believe that quote was used and taken out of context. No, I think that was actually about my vagina. I said that my vagina had a bit of give. And it does. My vagina does.

Michelle asked Norma Lorna, getting turned on when in pain. When I get a tattoo or a wax, I'm so wet and it gets really embarrassing. Is this normal or nah? I think she'd really be into BDSM. Yeah. Yeah. But I think what she's saying is I don't want to be into it in the moment. She's like, I'm just trying to get a wax and be on with my dad.

A wax takes a while as well. So you'd be on a tattoo, you know, so you're sitting there for hours and hours like, I've just got to go home and knock one out. I wonder if that's a response from her body being like, I hate this. What can we do to make this feel better? Let's get turned on. Let's get horny. Is there anything, though, that like when you're going

about your day-to-day life, like because you know how a lot of people, you know, take work home with them. So when you're kind of going about your life, are you ever just like, oh, God, this just cock I had the other day for work. Like you wouldn't believe the arsehole I saw the other day. And normally I'd be talking about someone from the post office, but you're literally talking about an arsehole that you've seen.

Yeah. It's actually great because I have so much in my spank bank. I've literally just seen so many arseholes. It's fantastic. I like taking work home. Is there a favourite arsehole that you take home in your mind? Oh, I have a lot of favourites. It's really tough to choose. I mean, every arsehole is you take home in your mind? Oh, I have a lot of favourites. It's really tough to choose.

I mean, every arsehole is beautiful. And I've always been. Sometimes if I'm, like, feeling a bit down or I need a bit of a laugh, I do what I call rating my own gear and maybe I'll watch a video that I've been, like, really funny and I'll go, oh, I am good at what I do. Do you ever have that? Where you go, oh, let's watch that threesome back again.

I need to pick me up. I'll see when I was at my best. But it's more remembering what the chemistry was like in that moment. Like if I had a really strong orgasm or a really good connection with my on-screen partner and just like feeling that again. It's like when you masturbate and you think of your ex. Yeah. And it's not ever really the actual relationship.

You're just like, oh, no, that was great. Like how I felt was great rather than. Yeah, screw them. Yeah, well, forgive me again for saying asshole. Is there such thing as like having really good chemistry in a scene and then it doesn't relate to the camera and vice versa like you can have a scene where you go oh that felt really awkward today and then you watch it back and go oh that looks good yeah or i'll have a scene where i'm like that is some of the hottest

sex i've ever had and it's like doesn't really get that many downloads it's like ho-hum like what can you not see that's annoying that's so. But I was really funny in that. Yeah. And it bombs and you go, fuck, and then you put a shit one up and it goes off. Yeah. Goes off, yeah. Oh, sorry. There's so much happening, isn't there? Anonymous in Patreon says, I am gay, gay, gay.

And that's me reading what they've said. Okay. But I love, love, love watching girls in porn. Side note, if there was anyone to make me question my sexuality, it would be Angela. I'm sure that's not the first time you've heard that. Is that normal? I mean, that's not their question, but is that normal that you've had

gay guys be like, I'm into dudes, but watching you is awesome? I feel like a lot of gay men really love big natural boobs. I feel like there's something about big natural boobs that... Mummy issues issues maybe. Like, oh, sorry. Sorry, that came out before I could chat. Is that allowed? Sorry.

Well, I had a friend over for dinner, a very gay friend, the other night, and I said, oh, my God, Angela White's coming in. And he went, oh, nice. And he's like, guys, they come. Sorry for saying come. And he was like, she's my absolute favorite. I watch her all the time. Have you heard this before?

Yeah, I have. Yeah, so I guess it's normal. It's the boob. Normal. Yeah, it's normal. She gets the game. Anonymous game Patreon says, I watched this video the other day with two huge male bodybuilders, and they were double teaming

this girl in the gym. Oh, wow. I'm just going to read what they say. I'm just going to read what they say. I'm just going to read what it says, and it's in their voice and whatever. The woman is either hysterically slapping her own clit like her life depended on it or rubbing it like she has a scratchy and she thinks she's won $100 million. Is this normal in real life or nah? I mean, she already has two bodybuilders raw dogging her.

It seems unnecessary. I hate when someone hits my pussy like it owes them money. I really, it really hurts, but not in the good way. No. No. But is that ever a good way? Because it seems like a common thing and then, yeah, someone thinks about it and goes, well, I don't know.

I think little taps. Yeah, but not like a naughty dog and then, yeah, someone thinks about it and goes, I don't know, is that? I think little taps. Yeah, but not like a naughty dog. Like you hate it. Yeah. Little taps can bring blood to the surface so you can engorge the clit, but you've got to be gentle. I mean, or you can build up to harder if that's every body is different. So there are some women that would love that.

But, yeah. I personally also wouldn't. Well, because I feel like, I mean, imagine if I just hit you on the tip of your penis. Like, out of nowhere. Yeah. You know? Imagine. I'm actually, you said imagine that.

I'm trying not to. We skipped a few steps. How did we get to here? So we've started kissing and then. I believe we've got one more from Jess. So Jess says, normal or angel? Nah. Getting turned on at a pap smear.

Normal. Nothing sexy about it, but when you're naked from the waist down with your legs open, the body just reacts. Yeah, and then the gentle gloved fingers opening the vulva and the little bit of lube that they slide on the outside and then sliding the instrument slowly inside and opening you up, stretching you out. Yeah, normal.

I think we need a break. We need a fucking break. Fuck. Wow. Water on set. Hey, this is Jamie from Chattanooga, Tennessee, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Shout out to Lilith Bloom.

Ava Rodriguez. Oh, hi, Ava. Hi. Hi, Morgan Flanders. Jess Potter. And last but not least, we have Renz. Now, this hasn't occurred to Tony yet, but later she's going to realise that you're better at that than she is. Oh no, I've already

realised. As soon as Angela passed me the fucking laptop I went okay, alright. I think you do a great job. You're very authentic. Thank you. Angela and Ryan.

Before you came in Angela Tony said if I died who would you get to replace me and Ryan said why do you think Angela's coming and I said oh yeah you could

we can't afford Angela but she would be my first choice he doesn't know that we're plotting to kill him yeah that it's actually going to be Tony and Angela top top billing yeah I'll still be first okay great He doesn't know that we're plotting to kill him? Yeah. That it's actually going to be Tony and Angela. Yeah. Top. Top billing. Yeah.

I'll still be first. Okay, great. We've got a million questions, but we've promised ourselves we've got two each. We've got two each. Okay. And we thought you've probably, because you've been doing a lot of media over the last few weeks, we thought you've been asked every question, every which way but backwards and probably even backwards as well.

Yeah. So we were like, we're going to do two each. We're going to try and find an original question. Is that a relief for you? Are you sick of answering the same questions all the time? I'm not sick of it, but it would be nice to hear something different. Oh, fuck. What if she goes, I answered that this morning?

What position do you think would be the Tony Lodge position? And also, what is the Angela White position? And how do they would be the Tony Lodge position? And also what is the Angela White position and how do they differ from the Tony? Okay, so I'll tell you the Angela White first. I'm going to have to ask Tony some questions to get to the bottom. It's not intended. A quiz. It's like a girlfriend magazine.

Yeah, exactly. So my position, I have a special tit fucking position and it's where I get the guys to put their legs over my lap. Yup. So then their butt is cradled

right above my pussy and that puts them in a great position to be right between my tits. Because the problem with tit fucking is like if they're laying down on the bed

and you go over them, it hurts your back and then you're holding your body weight up with your hands so how do you tit fuck? You need your hands free. Right. So if their butt it hurts your back, and then you're holding your body weight up with your hands. So how do you tit fuck? You need your hands free. So if their butt is on your lap, their dick is right there,

so the legs are coming out this way. The dick is right there in between your tits, and you've got hands free. And it's great for on camera as well because then the camera gets a great angle. And without a camera, they've got the great POV. So that's my, that's the Angela White. Now what would you say? I've actually seen that.

I've watched a video of that. Yeah. Now I'm like, oh, it's all making sense. That's my position. That's the, yeah. Okay. But all right. I feel like a 69 position where you're deep throating the dick,

but you're also, you're grinding your clit on his face. You're like bouncing. You're like inthroating the dick, but you're also grinding your clit on his face. You're, like, bouncing. You're, like, in control of that oral. So he's just sticking his tongue out, and you're grinding your clit on the tongue. So you're in control, but also sucking dick. Sorry, Ryan. Don't listen. I'm imagining all of it right now.

Cool. It looks amazing. Hopefully it's quite flattering. Yeah, good. Yeah, your hair's,'s like flowing with every thrust. Are you thinking about it as well, Ryan? In a flattering way? Yes.

Yeah, great. Because I'm a professional and I'm engaged in the conversation. There's no sound that Tony's ever made that I haven't heard. And I've always said that. That is true. And if everyone can put in the episode thread, I'm Tony lodging tonight. Yeah, I'm getting Tony lodged.

Yep, I'll take that. Thank you. I didn't think that I could be so flattered by that. Yeah, that is quite flattering. To hear that I'm like an OG, like a 69, you know, everybody knows that. 69, don't you mean the Tony Lodge? Can someone please enter that into Urban Dictionary? That would be amazing.

I love that. It'll be right next to the Angela White. To be honest, when I asked that question, I assumed the answer would be like on the couch eating KFC. So glad my mum's dead. She won't be listening. Okay. Yeah. So I've got my first question. Yes. Even though I feel like we've probably taken a bit of a liberty. So whenever I change my hair or wear a new outfit on our show, people are like, oh, Tony's got a fringe or doesn't have a fringe today or new outfit.

Do you get the same? But people are like, oh, pubic hair's different. Or like, oh, wow, she normally wears like black lingerie in today. She's wearing like something colourful. Do you get people commenting on like things that aren't just like what you're doing? Not so much because I have my specific look. Yeah, okay.

I have my, I've always got straight hair. I have a certain way. I have my eye makeup, my nude lip. I have this look that I stick to. And even the hair, I don't cut my hair. It's always long and straight. Yeah. So not so much.

So if you did change it, it would be a big deal. Yeah. It would be crazy. Yeah. Because people would be like, oh. Yeah. Because the amount of times that Tony's coming in and going, oh, I can't be bothered doing my hair.

Then he goes, oh, then I'll have to read the fucking comments and I might as well just do it and like it's not worth the hassle. So I guess for you, you're like if I just stick to the one thing. Yep. And also for continuity, I guess. Yeah. Am I allowed to. No, no. Okay.

Very smart because I have shot scenes for over many, many years and people don't know when they were shot. I also have scenes in the bag that I shot back in 2012 that haven't been released and when I released them, people don't know. A hot business woman. Yeah. Nice recording. From the archive. I don't know because I've business woman. Yeah. Nice recording. From the archive.

I don't know because I've still got the long, straight hair. We need to stop getting haircuts. Yeah. Because I shaved Ryan's head once. And, well, I mean, everyone talked about it. Which one? Both. I exchanged a head shaving for a two-hour nap during a 50-hour live marathon.

So we were live for 50 hours. So they're like, if Tony shaves your head, I can go and have a one-hour nap. And I was like, you got yourself a deal. I will definitely do that, yeah. But then stuff we'd done for like a brand or a client beforehand that came out later, everyone's like, well, he hasn't grown his hair back in a week. That's obviously pre-recorded. So it's a very good point.

Business tips. Take note, good point. Business tips. Take note, take note. Business tips. Speaking of us being smart, Angela and I are both highly educated. Melbourne University, I believe. Yes. I'm a student of Melbourne University at the moment. First class honours, Angela has, in gender studies.

I Googled that. Well done. Both for Googling and for completing your degree. Thank you. I've also made a cameo at La Trobe University because I played beach volleyball at Uni Games once. Is it true you have also allegedly made a cameo at La Trobe University? Allegedly.

Allegedly. Allegedly. And can you tell Tony what you have been accused of? Because our new workspace is actually like across the street from La Trobe University. Yeah, having sex at the university library. Allegedly. Allegedly.

La Probe University. Yeah, there's a pornographic film of me having sex in a library, allegedly La Trobe. Yeah. So speaking of businesswoman, because that like kind of became a big thing for a while. Like it was in the newspapers and it was a big deal. It was national news.

Yeah, it was wild. Did that like help blow up your socials and your, you know, people knowing who you were and stuff? Yeah, that's one of my most viral scenes. That and the crying scene are my most viral scenes. Okay, so I haven't watched the crying scene, but I saw like a video of you talking about it. But so do you go, oh, if we do allegedly go into a library

and we kind of do it for reals. And hypothetically. Yeah. But is that like, oh, that'll get attention, or are you just bored on the day and you just decided to do it? No, I just find libraries really sexy. I'm such a nerd. I think I love books.

Have you seen Tomcats? No, I haven't. I actually have. What's the library scene? Yeah. Okay. Don't you think there's something about books, like something about the smell of books that makes you horny?

Normal or nah? I'm going to say nah for the smell. It's a nah for me because I can't read. I'm actually more self- Oh, mate, you're trying to figure it out, not me. I'm never more nervous about myself than in a library because I can't read. Oh, self-conscious. But I don't think it's the books for me.

It's the, like, nooks and crannies of a library. You know, there's always, like, all those private bits and you kind of go, oh, like, someone would probably not come around to the encyclopedias. But I will. You're going to have that romantic moment where you take a book off the shelf and like the love of your life. These eyes. Yeah. The eye contact.

He's on the other side of the shelf and you're like, yeah, that moment's going to happen. That happened for me, but it was a big dick. So it was a lower shelf. Yeah. And how did you convince your, was it partner, friend, whoever, allegedly, how did you convince them to do it? They find libraries really sexy too.

Yeah. We're hanging out with the wrong people. Apparently, yeah. This is a thing. People find libraries hot. I think it's the innocence of a library because a library takes you back to like being like, you know, a bit younger at uni or whatever and you kind of go, oh, like, imagine.

It's like the thrill of maybe that happening. We'll have to go over and go to the scene of the crime. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Dewey Decimal System, you know what I'm saying? And so my other question that I had was like Ryan and I, we make a lot of content. It's obviously very different to yours,

but we've had many conversations of like, oh, I won't do X on the weekend because, like, I've got a really big day on Monday. Like is there times where you go, oh, fuck, like I won't go out tonight because I've got three gang bangs to shoot tomorrow. Yeah, it's like I can't go to dinner tonight, I can't eat because I'm doing anal tomorrow.

Yeah, so you have to like pre-plan a lot. Absolutely. See, this is crazy to me because I'm like is there ever a time where you've gone to like hook up with someone and you've gone, I've actually like got to like I can't because tomorrow I've got X. That more happens with the male talent because they have to save their loads because they need a big load for the climax. So they would go like a few...

So they couldn't film like a lot in a week? Some of them are fine. I mean, it depends on the talent. Some guys just naturally have really big loads. It doesn't matter how many times they're having sex a day. They've just got a big load. But other guys need to conserve. Conserve?

Yeah, to build it up. And are you ever like, oh, I've just had enough of that today? Oh, never. Really? Really. I love fucking. I love that. Yeah.

It's only if I really, really saw, but there's always a different hole, you know? And I've always said that. Yeah'm really, really sore, but there's always a different hole, you know? And I've always said that. Yeah, always said that as well. Is it, so people ask, this is like weird business chat again. Is a weird part of you being really, really good at your job, like you were saying, is not doing something because you've got a big scene, is like actually the discipline of it? So like.

Oh, no, like I'm not going out. I'm taking care of myself. I'm not doing this. I'm staying on brand. Yeah, yeah. Because I'm assuming, do most people go, anyone could do that? Do you get that all the time? Go ahead and try.

Yeah, it's really tough because it's physically demanding work. It's not like sex in your bedroom. Like it's minimum 30 minutes of high level cardio squatting actually yeah it's a lot of work so you have to stay physically fit you have to have a good diet because it's also about the way your sweat smells your genital secretion smell and taste um if you're doing anal you have to do uh food restriction there's a lot that goes into it yeah yeah so then everyone goes oh everyone could do and you're like well yeah like you said try it then yeah well that's why you see the same especially male talent again and again and again

in all the scenes because that is a very hard job yeah it's don't we can do anything i like that that's what i meant by the discipline on it. But I think the best thing is when someone thinks your job is so easy, like that means you're doing the right thing. Because if someone goes, oh, you make it look so easy, anyone could do that, and you go, all right, give it a go. Like try it. Try getting fucked every day.

What are your hours like? Nine to five? It's funny. People are always shocked that we do start usually at 8 or 9 a.m. Yeah. People are like, you start that early? I'm like, yeah. Yeah, I'm on the train at 7.

Well, yeah, because we need the light. You want to shoot with the good natural lighting. Yeah. Yeah. This is amazing. I love that you are so good and passionate about what you do. It's awesome. Something that's gone, I'm going to say,

out of fashion in the porn industry is the classic pun movie titles because I feel like. Oh, they're still there. Are they? They are still there. I feel like you don't see that pop up. AVN has an award category called Clever Title of the Year. If you want to laugh, look at all the years.

We've got to enter. We have to enter. You don't have to be a performer to write a title and enter the category, right? It has to be produced. Yeah, you have to produce the scene. Yeah, but if we just write a headline and, like, email it to you and you can go do it.

Oh, sure. Hey, if you come up with a clever title, I'll shoot the porn scene for it. Okay. Wow. Well, it's funny that you should bring that up because we've actually. Now that you've said that, I think we should rewrite a few of them. Okay.

Yeah. Maybe we could. They've got to be doable. Well, they're more pun heavy than reality heavy. Okay. Well, because we thought about how obsessed people are with the fact that you're Australian. Okay. And we thought, you know what?

We will actually be your new managers. Yeah. And here's some potential upcoming projects that we've written for you. If you'd like to have a look at some of these. Just read them one by one. Read them. Are you laughing at upcoming? Because I'm personally very proud

of that. Wow. Angela White's upcoming project. Ho and Away. Like Home and Away. I love that. Ho and Away. Like Home and Away. I love that. I love that. The great Australian Angela White. A play on the great Australian body.

I thought that was the great white shark. Can be either. How many teeth you got? A lot. You're not really supposed to use teeth. I don't know if someone told you that. Sorry. Are you aware of this?

I did say just before I'm really good at giving heads, so that's not good news. You're going to who? Crikey. There's a cock in my arsehole. One of the classics. Yeah, great. I love that.

Yeah. I think I've actually filmed that. They changed the title last minute, but I definitely, I've done. The moment it goes in, you're like, Cracky. I love this next one. Woof Crack. Instead of Wolf Creek. That's amazing.

Woof Crack. Oh, my. Say it. You have to say it. You agreed. Cockadile Dundee, show me your down under. I think I want to do Cockadile Dundee. It makes sense.

Yeah, we'll get you the hat and everything. Yeah, Cockadile Dundee. We'll see you at the Avian Awards when the three of us receive our prize. We're going to win. That's not a penis. This is a penis. When I hear that, it's usually... That's fantastic.

When I hear that, it's usually the inflections are different. It's like, oh, that's not a penis. Yeah. Oh, is that a penis? Oh, no, it's not a penis. We will finish off with You Love To See It, but also you can check out online. We're also going to be doing things you can say to a porn star

and also on a podcast. So go and check that out. That'll be video only. Yeah. That'll make the cut. Do you have a You Love To See It? We'll put you on the spot. We end every episode with a You Love To See It.

Tony and I can go first. It can be a recommendation, something that you've loved being back at home, literally anything you want, just a good vibe to finish the episode with. I'll break the ice. So we had someone share this in our Facebook group. Sam shared this.

And my love to see it is Ryan being a fashion icon. Someone bought the same shirt as you. I do love to see that. And they're wearing it here. What? If there's one thing of mine you should not copy, it's probably fashion. It's your clothes. I do love to see that. And they're wearing it here. What? If there's one thing of mine you should not copy, it's probably... It's your clothes. I do love to see that.

Sam says, I bought this checkered button up a couple of months ago because I saw it on a music video. Really loved it. And Ryan has the same shirt. You know, actually, sorry. You know what happened to me today? I was driving to work and I was stopped in traffic and there was someone waiting at the bus stop or the tram stop

in a really great outfit and I wound down the window and was like, bitch, I love your outfit. Who does that? Is that normal or not? Normal. I think that's awesome. That's fun, yeah. It's normal but it just isn't.

And yeah, I was like, fucking love your outfit and she was wearing a hair pod and she just probably thought that I was like, fucking love your outfit. And she was wearing an air pod. And she just probably thought that I was abusing her from the car. And the light went green. And I was like, okay, like, I guess I'm going. So there wasn't really a good interaction between the two of us. But I think that was nice. She's like, was that Tony Lodge?

Fucking yelling at me. That's fucking weird, dude. Okay. Alaboo says, I just booked a holiday. Oh, you love to see that. And she said, we're going camping and the area is called Sandy Balls. And she said, even though... I've been there.

Yeah. And Alla said, even though I'm an adult, you know I'm going to take a picture at the front of it next to the sign. Of course. You love to see that. Well done. Oh, good on you, Ella. Angela White, thanks for coming in.

Do you have a love to see it to finish off? I love being back here in Australia and just getting back to eating all the Tim Tams and Caramello koalas. And I just saw five koalas out in the wild. See, they're real. I was down in Apollo Bay, and it's the first time I've ever seen koalas out in the wild. I've only ever seen them in sanctuaries, so it was a big moment. Do people freak out that they're real when you mention koalas and kangaroos overseas?

Yeah. People either can't fathom that they're real or assume they just skip through the city. Yeah, like you ride a kangaroo to school. Yeah. When I lived there, I pushed that. Oh, yeah, you have to. Do you ride to school? Yeah.

Yeah, we've got one. Yeah. Yeah. lived there, I pushed that. Oh, yeah. You have to. Do you ride in school? Yeah. Yeah. We've got one. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a Hilux. Can I add one thing, though? Please. I was listening to one of your recent episodes on the way back from Apollo Bay, and you were

talking about how you can't accidentally sleep with an identical twin. And I completely agree. Thank you. Yeah. I actually had sex with identical twins, an identical twin or... And I completely agree. Thank you. Yeah, I actually had sex with identical twins, but on purpose. Yeah? Yeah. And you can't do it accidentally. Thank you.

But if you were facing away from them and they changed, would you know it was a different one? Yes. Yes. Yes. You would know. How identical were they? No, you would 100% know.

Yeah, I mean... I call bullshit. I think people are just scumbags and want to fuck a twin. One thing I will say about identical twins, or at least the identical twins I had sex with, they smelt the same and their dicks were the same. The only difference was one, the foreskin rolled down a little bit more on the right for one.

So you would, in the dark, you would probably not know. That's what. I probably wouldn't know that about my partner now either. How did they feel about seeing, like, I get from your point of view that that's, like, fucking hilarious and, like, what a life goal to tick off. Twins. Yeah, but, like, were they, like, real weird about it? It was at separate times.

It wasn't. Oh. I thought they were doing it together. And I thought, is that, is there a legal chat? Yeah, I was going to say I don't know where I stand there. Different days.

Do they know about each other? Yes. Are you sure that they're twins? Yes. They weren't playing a trick? It was the same person going, yeah, no,

I've seen them in the same place. Okay, right. Good, good, good. You weren't being stitched up. Thank you so much for coming in.

This is just the best. Thank you. It's been my pleasure. That was awesome. Go home and do the Tony Lodge, everyone. Yes. Go do the Tony Lodge. I'm going to go do the Tony Lodge tonight.