Toni and Ryan - Another Woolworths Scandal

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

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Yeah, that's Tony and Ryan podcast. Now we've got Ed, who is in London and Ed, I believe that you have made a huge ass hat of yourself out of some important British people. Do you want to share that story with Tony? I think I might know what you're referring to. Yeah. Yes. yourself out of some important British people. Do you want to share that story with Tony? I think I might know what you're referring to. Yes. Yeah.

So I was in the park with some friends. We were drinking some Ginny Tins. And one of my friends is a really big fan of Transformers. And we really like to wind him up about it. And one of our favorite things is by insisting that Transformers has gender or sex right and he insists that they don't but we're like no no they do they do so we're having this like we're going at it and one of my wonderful non-binary friends ends up shouting look it's in the name that transformers not sysformers

yeah and then literally as my friend says that we noticed these like suited people walking past us and they're like like security suited people with like the dark glasses and we're like what's that and we turn around and literally as my friend has said this our Prime Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer, has just walked past on a lovely evening walk with his wife. Okay, now I need to say- I didn't know you get an education that night.

That is an unreal story, like literally 10 out of 10. But can anybody else not hear the term Prime Minister of like the UK and not think of Hugh Grant in love actually? I'm like, Hugh Grant was there? He's in Transformers. We wish it was Hugh Grant. He would be much better. Ed, will you please approve this podcast?

Absolutely. Legend. Thank you. Hey, this is Ed from London and I approve this podcast. Yeah. Tony and I just went to fist bump and I nearly lost my entire arm because that ring nearly, if we fist, oh, that would. Does it hurt? yeah like if you punch someone with i know you're always getting into biffs down the street yeah it's like a knuckle duster yeah but like that would fucking that side ones are sharp actually oh sorry we're gonna have

to stop fist bumping each other which i could do this oh not. Oh, that looks like we got engaged. Yeah. Maybe one day. Oh, do you reckon? Oh, you know what? Today's a good day to have a good day. Why? Um, because this morning I was going to get up and go for a swim. Nice. Didn't. Great. Because I woke up and I had my puppy dog in one arm, like on one side and my wife held up on the other. Oh, in one arm, like on one side, and my wife curled up on the other. Aw, that is so cute. My number one and my number three, just like, and I was like laying back.

Who was number two? She was in her, Mabel was in her bed. Big girl? Yeah, so. That's very nice. Both arms. And then I said to Bridge, I had to like concentrate because like,

BJ likes a little scratch on the neck, but Bridge doesn't. Yeah. And I had to like right hand dog, left hand wife. Yeah. And not confused. Oh you can't get dog and wife mixed up. They do not like that. No. Yeah. But I was just laying there being like, this is the life. I've got it all. That's so nice. There's nothing I want more than this. You do not need your love to see it now. That's beautiful. Yeah. So you didn't get up and go for a swim because you went this is pretty fucking good. Well, I was just, I had, cause you, like,

maybe Bridget's getting up or BJ's, but they were both- Or Mabes is awake already. Yeah, but they were both like nestled in. And you're like, it would be rude to get up and interrupt this. What is life for if not laying here with my besties? My number one and my number three. Not that we rank people in our house,

but BJ's number one, Mabel two, Bridget three. What number am I? Well, when you come around, the order just gets thrown out the window. What's the order when I'm there? BJ number one. Mabel's still number two. No, you and Mabe's equal second, Bridget fourth.

Do you like a little scratch on the belly as well? Not on the belly, but here, like at the bottom of my hair. Don't, you wouldn't, would you? You and BJ are similar. Just a couple of bitches. Now I love that. That's where, like at nighttime when I'm not going to sleep, he'll give me a little skits like on my hair. Does that make you want to go to sleep or does that make you want to not go to

sleep? You know what I'm saying? It really relaxes me. Like instantly I'm like, Anyone starfish after that? It's like my like off switch. Yeah. Like it's just like, well, see ya. Oh, that's good to know. When you get on my case about something, I can just come around.

Just give me a little skits on the back of the neck. Yeah. Okay. These are top confessions. That's Tony and Ryan podcast, Confessions. Yep. Tonyandryan.com.au to submit yours anonymously. And this one. I've been thinking about, is this, are we doing crime chat now? No, that's the next one. Oh, okay. Although this is a crime against fucking... here we go.

Crime against fucking. Hello, Tony and Ryan. Hello. I broke up with a boy, but I'm still in his family's group chat. Oh. I feel like the normal window to leave has elapsed and now it would be so awkward to leave because everyone would get notified and that would remind them that I've been here the whole time.

You know what I mean? Yes. Yep. It's like if you're under someone's desk, you have to say something straight away. Otherwise it's been too long and that's so strange. You know, like if you're under someone's desk because you're like trying to fix your computer or something like so here at work how our desks... no no no stay with me here. I'm gonna need it. Okay because one thing I think

about when talking about group chats is sucking people off under a table. No no okay stay with me. So you know how our desks are like in a pod and the desks are opposite each other, so we're facing. Yeah. If I had to get under the desk to like plug something in or unplug something, if you sat down at your desk, I have to say something immediately. Or just stay down there. Otherwise, no, well, otherwise, what if you go, oh, I just need to get something from the floor and then you just see me like a desk rubber under your thing. So, but how long after I've sat down and if you...

If not immediately, dead. Then you stay down there? But then how strange. Maybe Cam's down there. Producer Cam's under the carpet there. But I just, like, that to me is the same thing. With this in mind, I do have to. Is there someone on Charles?

Oh no, Charles is still in Sydney. I broke up with this boy five years ago. And you broke up with them? And I want to ask the tarpers, should I leave the chat and the family gets notified or should I leave the chat and the family gets notified or should I continue and stay in silence? The decision has come back to the forefront because his new girlfriend has been added to the chat. Oh my god. Okay, so you answered one of the questions that I had,

which was, have they been contributing to the chat? But then you just said, stayed in silence. I just think stay, but delete the chat. Like, so don't remove yourself, but just mute it so you don't see it. And then just go, oh, like. But do you reckon there'd be a bit of chat about the ex in there after a while?

No, I don't think so. You know, a bit of, oh, I like. But do you reckon there'd be a bit of chat about the ex in there after a while? No, I don't think so. You know, a bit of, oh, better than that old guy. I reckon at dinner, yes. In a group chat, no, I don't think so. What about when someone clicks on the members and goes, oh, his old mate's still here. Do you know? And adds them, like tags them. Oh, yeah. Are you still here?

You're like, oh, what? I've just been under the table for seven years. Yeah, oh, sorry, oh, me. Oh, are you still here? Yeah. I've just been under the table for seven years. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Oh, me. Oh, she's got a beard. Like she's been sitting under the table. Getting removed from a group chat, though, even if it makes sense, still hurts. I still cuts deep. I got removed.

I got removed from a group chat the other day that I had no business being in anymore. Was it the Burmley Street group chat? Oh, really? We used to work with Dill. I did get that notification as well. Was it the Burmley Street group chat? Oh, really? Where we used to work with Dill. I did get that notification as well. You and I got removed like last week. I was hell dirty on that. Me too.

And I'm like, no, it totally makes sense. I don't need to know what the cleaning schedule is or whatever. I like to keep abreast of the cleaning schedule at the place. You didn't even keep abreast of the cleaning schedule when we were. I kept abreast of the schedule. I didn't implement. You just didn't do it. Yeah, sure.

But yeah, I saw like, Oh, Tony Lodgett, you've been removed. Ryan John Dunn has been removed or whatever. And I was like, Oh, I like haven't worked there for over a year. Should we call Dil Buckley now? You can try. I don't know if you'll answer. He won't answer, but we'll try. But yeah, I just got the notification being like, you've been removed. And I was like, Oh, fuck you. But yeah, I just got the notification being like, you've been removed. And I was like, oh, fuck you.

Dill Buckley of Dylan Friends fame and played for Carlton and GWS. Australian football. League. He's removed you from the group chat and deleted your number. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is not available at the time. Please record. That means he blocked me. Motherfucker, right? I out of the group.

Will you call him? No, he just text me. He did not. He did not. No, he didn't. But yes, I got removed from that group chat and I was like, haven't worked there for a year, but how dare you. They also weren't using the group chat anymore. So I'm like, have you just done that to hurt me? They have, they have. All right. Now, bit of a scandal, bit of a coincidence chat,

which was a bit of a coincidence chat yesterday, which has jogged my memory. And tomorrow we have a new edition of coincidence chat. Yes! I was reading through some at my desk and Lily was next to me and I was pissing because everyone who is a tarpa is a fuckhead. We've got two toilets here. You have to piss at your desk. When you hear these, it will be justified.

But I also want to say is that I have a love hate relationship because I'm just like, fuck you. I love coincidence chat. I can't wait. That's tomorrow, but first. Anonymous who is 17 years old. Okay.

So we can't swear. Got a call from Woolworth's everyday credit cards asking her to complete her application. Oh. Can you get a credit card at 17? Sorry. I never applied for a credit card, but my name and number were correct because they go, oh, you sure? Is it so and so from so and so?

And she goes, yeah, but... That's a scam. A few weeks later, another call from Woolworth's everyday credit card, just calling to complete your application. I said, I'm only 17 years old. I'm not getting a credit card and I didn't apply for one. Please take me off the list. Good girl. I then went to my old workplace. So she used to work somewhere. At Coles. Her old workplace to pick something up. And the receptionist answers a call on her

private mobile, like her personal mobile and goes, hello. And then goes, oh, yeah, I'll put her on. Hands the phone over and she's like, what? And like, they're not great friends. Like they're just, you know, colleagues, whatever. And she goes, hello. And they go, hi, it's so and so from Woolworth's Everyday Rewards.

No fucking way. she's being followed. And she's like, am I being stalked? How did they know I was here? How did they know- How would they call that person? The receptionist's personal number. No, no, no, is this a horror movie you watched? Yeah, Jordan Poole is making this one.

Jordan Peele? Fuck, who's Jordan Poole? I don't know who you're talking about. I meant Jordan Peele. That's embarrassing. So embarrassing. So I caught up with someone else from my old workplace for a coffee recently. And this is why it's all anonymous. This is the bit where it gets fucking shady.

The whole thing's already shady. What the fuck? It turns out this other person was trying to earn commissions from Woolworth's credit cards because they had another job as well and they'd been signing people up to these false applications so they could hit their targets and quotas. So they're supposed to be making these sales and they go, oh, I'm a bit short this month, I'll just write Tony Lodge, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, trying to hit the, hit the commission. bit short this month, I'll just write Tony Lodge, you know, trying to hit the, hit the

commish. They said they mixed up the names and numbers and whatever. And so they just went, Oh, write down Tony's name. Oh, I'll write down that other person's phone number and I'll write down this other address. And the holy shit coincidence chat was that they happened to call the receptionist number at the exact same time I was there. So literally they were like, oh, hi, we're looking for Ryan John.

And I go, oh, he's here actually. No. Yeah. What a shit fucking friend. They got found out and they're in some hot water, so. I just wanted to be known though that the anonymous confessor said, I'm actually fine with it, appreciate the hustle, just couldn't believe the coincidence.

No, you can't be fine with that. Well, she was. That is so fucked. Yeah. But yeah, the other person, they've got to... Turns out fraud is bad. I have heard that. Yeah.

Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. I would be so fucking mad if someone did that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. I would be so fucking mad if someone did that to me. Like I would be so fucking roteable. Yeah. What about when I send you a thing and it's like, oh, if you're a fair friend, you get $10 off.

As in like, if you sign up to this app or something. Yeah. Oh, I don't really care if I don't have to do anything. As in like, or if it was something I was going to sign up to, then I'd obviously be like, if you have a referral code, use it so that you get a benefit or whatever. But if people were just like using your random information that like, I would be so mad. And if anyone would like a Woolworths credit card, use the tarp at no, no, for 10%.

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And we're really, really interesting. Yeah. But how's your credit score? Yeah. But would it affect it? In Australia, it would. I know that there's a difference between a hard check and a soft check so I don't know if that... When you're around there are no soft checks. That is really nice. I was waiting for that and it was really nice. Oh I think I got a poo coming. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpas over at our Patreon. Shell, good on you Shell. You're not going to like this next story.

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Thanks for being here. Before I tell you this story, I need to just tell you that my cousin Bonnie. Yeah, I love Bonnie. I also love Bonnie. When I was four years old, Bonnie would have been two years old. Do you remember what happened? That you were in the bath together and she pooed.

She pooed in the bath, a code brown in Eltham. No, I think it was in Q actually, for those playing long in the Code Brown games. Are you guys in it? I'm sorry. But just a very prominent memory. It's probably my first memory I've ever had. It's pretty funny though.

Yeah, it's all funny. And I think because you guys are really good friends, like, you know, you catch up a lot, you hang out and like you chat all the time. That's why it's funny. Cause it's like, oh, remember when you shit your pants or whatever. And you go, you don't even really remember it,

but someone told you what happened? I remember going, Auntie Linda, Bonnie did a poo. She goes, where? And I was like floating in the bath. Luckily it floated and it wasn't, you know, liquid. So I was four, so what? 33 years ago. Yeah. And this story I'm about to tell you

may seem like it has nothing to do with that, but it has everything to do with that. Okay, that's fine. So I just has everything to do with that. Okay. That's fine. So I just need everyone to know that. All right. Yesterday, my wife, Bridget, went to take Mabel, my daughter, to daycare. And she was like, had Mabel's bag and her little jacket because it could have been raining

later in the day. Has Mabel put her in the car seat. It's like, you know, it's a bit going on. And you kind of got a bit of like a routine. You're like, I know I have to get this, she does this, and I have to take her with a sender with a snack or whatever. Yeah. Bridgette put her phone on top of the car. Yep. And got all the way to the daycare. And then when she arrived at the daycare, went to grab her phone from the console and went,

oh, fuck, I think I left it on the roof. Then she goes into the daycare and says, can I use your phone? And they go, is it 1994? Cause you know how it was a very common question back then, can I borrow your phone? Yeah, cause I would have a landline or whatever. Most places don't even have a fucking landline anymore.

They're like, oh, do you want to use Michelle's phone? She's got credit. Yeah, kind of. And so I get this call from Bridget. I'm sorry, if you message me, I don't know what's going to happen, but I'm going to drive home and retrace my steps. And see if I can find it. And see if I can find my phone on the side of the road.

And she made it most of the way from research to Diamond Creek because it was pretty close to the day. So it's amazingly lasted a fair bit, but that's the phone. Oh no. She not long got this phone as well. Yeah. It's a few months old. Oh. And so Bridget pulled over on the side of the road. Is it, I know this sounds like a dumb question.

Is it working? Not really, no. Yeah. So, but also we got the the pay the extra 10 bucks. So you just, she'll just get a replacement. She got one yesterday. Yeah. But if we didn't pay that 10 or if she couldn't find it, they don't do a-

Because you can't. There's nothing to repair. Yeah. So it's free- oh, Dill Buckley's calling. Hello, Dill and Buckley. This is Ryan John. Hello, mate. What's going on? Hi, Dill. Oh, hey, Dylan Buckley. This is Ryan John. Hello, mate. What's going on? Hi, Dill.

Oh, hey, Tone. You're just on the podcast at the moment, bud. Oh, yeah. Quick question. Any reason why Tony and I were taken out of the- Burnley Street group chat. Burnley Street group chat last week. Burnley Street group chat.

Yeah. Mate, you fucking deserted us. Sorry, I said fuck you. I I can get you out of it. But you haven't used the group chat in a year. Yeah, but we've got kick it forward moving into the office now. Oh, our fucking beds barely cold. You so much fucking funny guys like you'd have no idea. It's the best.

I've actually got something else to tell you guys too. I'll go on. Is it good news? You know, when you guys left, yeah, big like I think it was, um, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I've actually got something else to tell you guys too. I'll go on. Is it good news? You know, when you guys left, um, a big, like, I think it was, um, Feastables, uh, the guy from, what's the guy, the YouTube guy? Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast. Like a massive Mr. Beast rocked up with like all this chocolate.

And I think I tried to call you once maybe, and then we just all just ate it all. You know what, fair play. Nah, because with the feastables, there was so much back and forth with the feastables trying to arrange that. And they were really mad as well that we didn't post about it. Yeah, now we know why, because you guys fucking ate it.

Okay. Yeah. Great. Okay. Good. All right. Well, go fuck yourself then and have a great life. Yeah, cool. See you, mate. Love yous. Bye. Bye. Bye. Well, go fuck yourself then and have a great life. Yeah, cool. See you mate. Bye Funnily enough that would have been the perfect time to use the group chat and let us know the chocolate had arrived

Do you know what I mean? That actually would have been the perfect time. What is the group chat for if not for saying Mr. Beastables team has sent you a bunch of chocolate Would you like to come and eat your chocolate? Jimmy Neutron has personally sent this to you. That's a different Jimmy. What's his last name? McDonald. Oh Donaldson. You're thinking of Ronald McDonald. I'm thinking of Jimmy Neutron. That's it. You're thinking of the Jetsons. Me, George Jetson, his boy Elroy. Anyway. So it turns out if Bridget didn't find the phone. You can't swap it over. Yeah, but it doesn't matter how fucked it is. Keep the phone because then you can switch it over. Cause they just need to take, there needs to be an exchange.

Yeah. But as you can see, her phone's pretty fucked. Pretty fucked. God, that case is just not doing anything for it as a, like it's got a case on it. She said it wasn't the falling off the car. Multiple cars had driven, it was literally on the road. And she's, she parked,

cause she's like, fuck, there it is. She parked and she's like, I saw three cars go over it. Well, as I was waiting for like the road to clear. Oh my God. And she was on Ryan's road in Diamond Creek for those playing along. Ryan's road? Yeah, I know, crazy.

And then, but there's no footpath. That's one of those, like the road just goes into like a ditch. Yeah. So she had to park around the corner and then like skip back down the thing. And as you like trying to like tip toe along the side, all these cars like, to to to to to.

Yeah. Fuck. That is so stressful. So then she calls me back and goes, is it working? Can you hear me? And I'm like, yeah. And she goes, I'm, I'm just going to go to the Telstra store because it's fucking. Yeah. So anyway, she gets to the Telstra store. And they go, I can't believe she found it. Neither. We just both, even last night when I got home, I was just like, I can't believe you found it. She's like, I'm like anywhere between research and like it's a 15 minute drive with turns and why. And she goes, yep. I went over speed humps, went on turns and it made it the whole way pretty much to the kinder or the daycare.

So anyway, she goes to the Telstra store and the Telstra store lady is lovely. She goes, yep, lucky you brought it in because we can change it over. Because we can do the swap and you did the insurance. Yep, when you and your husband came in a month ago, you got the insurance, so let me just go get you a new one and I'll help like.

Set it up and stuff. Because the re-syncing and the fucking iCloud and the stuff and the apps.syncing and the fucking iCloud and the staff and apps and everyone knows what that's like. So then she goes, Oh, do you want me to re-sync the iCloud with the image? So you get all the photos and stuff across because we're currently, cause Mabel seconds birthday is coming up. And so we're making like every year we make a book of like memories. So in this year, here's some photo and And Bridget's like, oh, I've got all these recent photos we've been collecting in a folder for this book.

Yeah. And so she's like, yeah, it's really important. So can you just like double check that the photos are synced? Cause I'd hate, we've lined everything up. I'd hate to- Totally. And also all your recent messages, if there's shit that you need and whatever.

So she goes, great, I'll help you with that. And she goes, I'll go in and check the most recent photos just to make sure they're all there. Oh no. And what I'm about to show you, Tony, is the most recent piece of media that was in Bridget's phone. My mind is going a billion miles a minute because- It's a video of me. And I am not- Jerking off.

Not quite. But I'm wearing the same amount of clothes as you- Are you showing me the video? Yeah. And- Huge day for me. No, I'm like- Nah, all good.

I showed you that picture of me naked in the apron. Yeah, no, no, no. But it's like, the problem with it isn't that I'm not wearing much. It's just like not flattering at all. Nah, it's, you know what? We are best friends. Yeah, no, no. But the reason I'm doing this today, because at first I was like, oh, video, huh?

We'll do it on Friday so people can see. And I was like, no. Oh, I'm not sharing this video yet. It's so embarrassing. Okay. So I'm seeing this video. Yep. And that's it. Yep.

It is, I'll set it up. Do you want me to just watch it and then- Watch it and don't explain it? Yep. That you can react, but don't explain it yet. I won't say anything, okay. So I'm not laughing. No, I'm laughing.

Is there audio? Yeah. Mabel said you needed to fart. And I said, don't do a Bonnie Macleod. Did you gonna do a Bonnie Macleod? I can't. Say no Bonnie Macleod. No Bonnie McCloud.

No Bonnie McCloud. Or... ...Bit. Oh my god, sorry, just keep playing. So, Mabel and I are in the bath together. Mabel did a little fluff and I said, don't do a Bonnie MacLeod. And so we're, and I go off film, because then she started saying no, Bonnie MacLeod. I was like, I'll film this and send it to Bonnie.

Absolutely. Yeah. But you're in the bath. Yeah. And I'm not looking, it's not the angle. I think it looks really good. I'd fuck ya I'm cheating you both And that's a compliment is it yes, I mean it as one is it HR question ahead of HR

Yeah, if I showed Lily who's in the room, is that like not appropriate? I don't think you can show Lily. No Is your probation up, Lil? Lil, do you have anything to say in terms of, because once you see it, you can't answer. No, I don't think it's appropriate for an employee to see. Well, was it appropriate for a Telstra employee to see? Probably not. Actually, I forgot about that part. Yeah. So that was the, because it was from the night before I was in the bathroom maybe.

And she's like, is this the last thing that you took and Bridget's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm in the bath and it's the angle for me. I didn't realize how unflattering. You're laying in a bath, which is not a good angle for anyone.

Yeah, but because I'm like leaned up sitting, like the gut is just, you know. It's actually, it's really not that bad, but it's also just like, would you want someone else to say that? Would someone, I'm gonna tell you, would you want Lily to say that? Like the public to say that,

like someone who's doing their job. Think about what they would say. So the lady, this is what happened. She goes, is that the last video or the last piece of media or something? And Bridget goes, Oh, um, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry. Yeah. But it is, but I'm, I'm sorry. And the lady goes, I've seen so much stuff. Oh, and she would, at least she didn't go, I love his podcast. She goes, Oh, well, it turns out I'm not the only person that's been shadowed by Bonnie McCloud in a bath.

Yeah. Turns out everyone else is. Bonnie McCloud. Oh, yeah. I know her. Serial bath shooter. That is amazing. That's very, very funny.

Look at her looking at her dad though. Oh no, it's really sweet and like beautiful memes. That's what we've started doing at home. I'm like, I'm taking pictures like for the memes, not to like put anywhere. And I think that's kind of like that. It's like, but don't you think that when you're with a group or whatever, you have to be like, it's for the memes. It's not for Instagram. Like don't panic. I have to say that with Bridget, cause she hates being on the internet. And I'm like,

yeah, but when we're all old, we're going to want to look back. And she goes, oh yeah. But that's when I think, and then you take a good one. You go, look how hot you look and she goes, oh, you can post that one. Oh, can you post that one already? Yeah, that one's all right. No, I love that. Mil, are you intrigued or happy to not see this?

Look, I think it's up to you. Let's just say, I'm glad you have a privacy screen on your phone. Yeah, cause you can't see from the side. Yeah, that is, that is good call. So you happy just for us to push on? Why do you want her to see it so bad? I can watch it if you want.

Why do you want her to see it so bad? I just need Lil to know what she's dealing with here at work. She's not dealing with that at work. That's not what we do at work. You did say you were pissing on me before. So I did say that. Yeah, I think that was... No, I said I was pissing, like laughing,

watching something with you in the room. Wasn't clear. I don't know why you wanted to see it so bad. I just feel like it's, but you know, like if there's three, there's three people in the room. Yeah. Charles isn't here. Charles is in the city.

If two people are laughing at something, it's like rude to not- But what's the point where you go, ha ha, that's okay. And which she said, and then we keep going like, no, do you want to sit and she goes. Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. I got to love to sit. Maybe Lily's boyfriend would be really intimidated if she watched that.

No, he would be not intimidated at all. And that's why she doesn't want to watch it. No, he would look at that and go, I'm all good. Yeah. I got you all have to sit here. Love it. Raven Jane sent this through.

Hi Raven. And she said, oh, Tony would love this photo. Oh. So let me put it in the top tower. I'll just make sure I send the right photo. Yeah. It's a photo of a bar, but just have a squiz at what's on offer at the bar.

Oh, all the drinks are upside down. That's fancy. You push the thing in and get a shot. Yeah. Oh, hang on. Tell me, tell me the drinks. Oh, okay. So there's a bottle of gin, but the Gordon's, uh, a bottle of Bacardi, bottle of Jack Daniels. And is that a bottle of Gaviscon? Yes, it is. That is amazing. And that is what we all need. Because if you're having a Jack Daniels. And is that a bottle of Gaviscon? Yes, it is. That is amazing. And that is what we all need. Because if you're having a Jack Daniels, you need a Gavi after that.

So I love that you can go to the bar and say, yep, I'll get a Jack Daniels and Coke and give me a shot of Gavi on the rocks. Can I have a Gavi chaser? Yeah. For after this Jägermeister I'm about to fucking up. That's amazing. I've got a, I love to say it here,

which feels quite different to what we've just gone through because we've just seen you in a lot of clothes. But this weekend we're headed to Tassie. Tassie. To go and watch the footy. And I read, because you know, how like before we went to America, I made that spreadsheet of like what the weather might be

while we're there. And like, cause I was like, I just want to make sure all my outfits were away for a month. How have you planned for Tassie? Well, so I checked the weather and it's going to be chilly. So I've had to do some purchasing. Because you don't own a jacket. And I've got this for you. Actually.

This is for you, my beautiful best friend. Thank you so much. You already ordered one. I got us both one. Well now we have five. We have five? Well, cause I ordered two. Yeah.

And then I got the wrong size. So I ordered another one. So I have three in my position. Yeah, I've got one each for us on the way. Love it. Okay, so to explain to everybody, to explain to everybody, there was this brand in Melbourne, Homi.

They did like an AFL collab with all the AFL teams. And they, and Ryan and I missed, well, Ryan missed out on the pre-order. And I emailed them. You did not. Emailed them and was like, there has to be way I can get a jumper. Can I have a fucking second, like one that's not real hot,

but all good. Now like we're gonna do another drop of them, so don't panic. And so I have been up their fucking ass. And you know, last week we were on, you called me as you were leaving the office and it was like five o'clock and the drop was happening at 5.30.

And I'm on the phone with you and you're like, and what do you reckon about this? And I'm like trying to put in my fucking credit card and I'm trying to listen to you but I didn't want to tell you what I was doing because I was trying to be a surprise. Oh, I'm really gutted that you ordered one but hey, great minds, true best friends.

True best friends and they are actually great though. They're really nice jumpers. Because I bought a Tom Wood one. Yeah. And I bought it at- Christmas time. Yeah, it was 4.58. Yeah.

And because we're at separate addresses, I might all have to do two orders. So I put his order through and then it was five and it was over. And it was, they were all gone. Yeah. But yeah, so we're gonna have a lot of these, so. Can I just point out that um there's five of us

Work here now perfect Well, everyone's going for the Hawks then I guess so she doesn't want to see my video, but she doesn't wear my jumper Oh, yeah, nah here. I hear what you're saying, but I was really excited Should be they're great, but no, but I don't think mine's gonna arrive, but for this weekend. Oh Well perfect. Yeah, so if you didn't do this, we wouldn't be out of it. Yes. Well, actual true best friends, though, the fact that we both ordered one for each other, that's so funny. But they're really cool.

They're like really good quality. They're really nice and thick. Thank you, though. You're welcome. I mean, my worlds have collided, the Hawthorne Hawks and a shit. A beautiful shit knit jumper. Yeah, I know. And I'm wearing the OG shit knit jumper right now. I know. But it's a really beautiful texture.

Like it's actually really nice quality. But yeah, the, the Hawks ones this Sunday, they didn't sell out. Charles tried to get a Carlson one and they were gone, but Hawthorn they were still, they were still gone. Oh, is that still the case this week? Swan's one's also gone. Swan's one's also gone. Swan's one's also gone.

Oh. Hawk's pretty easy to get. So if anyone's interested, You can promise you can! No, that's because they ordered heaps. So. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry for being such great fans that we love to buy merch.

All of the Hawks are gone. It's pre-order now. Fuck yeah. Oh, bandwagoners. Yeah. God, they win fucking two games in a row when everyone's interested. Yeah, it's up-order now. Fuck yeah. Oh, bandwagoners. Yeah. God they win two games in a row. Yeah, it's up and about. Hey, tomorrow on the show,

coincidence chat is back. And what can I share with you? Oh, no. Fuck everyone. Okay. I fucking hate this show so much. Okay, great. Love it.

Tapa Kelly is fucked. Yep, great. Tapa Chris, nah Tapa Chris is great. Tapa Tina is fucked. Tapa Tina? Yeah. Hardly know her. Tina, you see her in the group. T-I-space-N-A. Oh. But she is fucked. Normal or Tina? I liked Teen Normal or Nah. Oh can we do Normal or Nah instead? I feel like that. Let's do it Thursday. Okay. All right, bye. Bye, I love you. Love you, Missy. Experience the thrilling new series. He said he killed another woman. Inspired by a true life story.

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