Toni and Ryan - Are water filters a scam?

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

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It is. You want to approve the Tony and Ryan podcast? Fuck yeah, I do. Fuck yeah! Hi, it's Matthew from Geelong, Australia, and I approve this podcast. Coming up on this episode, there's a Twitter trend called

the sluttiest thing a man can do. And it means what does a man do that just makes you slutty when you see that thing and go, oof. Oh, it just does it for you. It does it for you. So you're about to hear what does it for Tony Lodge and what does it for my wife. There's one specific thing that will just happen the other day, actually.

Oh, did it? Maybe we should call her. And then did it happen? She'll hate that I said this. Anyway, that's coming up soon. But I want you to think about what it is for you. Okay. Because sometimes it's like a, what would you say, a stereotypical something.

But some people have very small specific things that go, oof. Yeah. It just does it for you. Yeah. No, totally. So that's coming up soon. But first, normal or nah? Does it for you?

Yeah. No, totally. That's coming up soon. But first, normal or nah? Normal or nah, using audio notes and voice memos instead of text. I'm going to say nah. Why? I just don't like it.

Don't you think it's so much easier than going back and forth? No. So have you seen that TikTok that's like the girl who thinks it's easier to voice note and then the TikTok is literally her being like, hey, girl, sorry, thought I'd voice note so much easier. I'm just walking from the cafe. Oh, my God. Oh, sorry, I almost got hit by a car. Lol. Anyway, yeah, sorry, I almost got hit by a car. Lol.

Anyway, yeah. Sorry. I thought this would be so much easier. Oh, my God. That bird is so cute. Anyway, yes, we can come for dinner tonight. Talk to you later. And it's like everything just takes so much longer, I feel.

Okay. I was normal until I heard that excruciating example and now I'm adding an asterisk. Yes. Normal or nah. Uh-huh. Using audio notes and voice memos instead of tests. Asterisks.

Ooh. Ooh. Asterisk. If you're not a dumb bitch. But like, and that's what- Because I hate that. But that's what I would do probably. Like because, especially if I was walking around,

but also if I'm walking around and on the phone, I get so puffed. Like I genuinely don't want to like. Hang on. Can you, when was the last time you texted me? When you came around on Saturday to do the live stream. Yes. So imagine you're walking there and you're texting me something like, oh, hey, can you set the light up and get ready?

I'm almost there. Yeah. Hey, mate, I'm just on Bridge Road. I'm just thinking maybe do you want to set up the light before I get there because it's actually taking me a bit longer to get there than I thought. But I'll grab coffee on the way. Yeah, cool. Cool. I'll see you. Yeah, I'll see you in the way. Yeah, cool. Cool.

I'll see you. Yeah, I'll see you in 10 minutes. Cool. All right. See you soon. Love you. Bye. Okay.

That is excruciating. I've actually just like given myself a head spin. Yeah. Do you need to take a break? Do you want to take a sip of your little coffee there? I'm okay. I'm all right. But that's what it's like.

So if I'm just walking, I don't get puffed. But if I'm walking and talking, I get really puffed. There's one person that is an audio note dropper and I worked with them and sometimes when it's like a bit of a fiddly explanation. Yep. Then that's okay. And they would be like, sorry, I just thought I'd voice because it's easier.

So what we need is this, this and this because of that, that and that and blah, blah, blah. Does that make sense? And I remember getting that and I was like, this is the future. Yep. I'm all about this. But sometimes I think that if you can do it concisely of that, that and that and blah, blah, blah. Does that make sense? And I remember getting that and I was like, this is the future. Yeah. I'm all about this. But sometimes I think that if you can do it concisely like that, then I think it's fine.

You know Mitch Coombs? Yes. So he is on a podcast called Is It Just Me? Is he an audio dropper? He is an audio noter. So every time we talk, it'll be him sending me a voice note that's like hey chug how you going yeah just thought i'd check in and ask blah blah blah like he messaged me the other day asking it kind of is nice because he doesn't ever fuck around he like gets straight to the

point and but i feel like it's one of those things that if someone audio notes you you have to like audio audio note back. 100%. But sometimes I don't want to do that or if I'm out or something. So then they're audio noting and I'm texting back. But you have to. Yeah. It's like you have to come to their level. It's like a fucking like.

It's a power move. Yes. Yes. It's a power move. Normal or nah, responding in a different form to how this. Oh, it's like, you know how sometimes if you're texting somebody or whatever and then you'll like post something on Instagram on your story and then they reply to your story

and you're having two fucking conversations. I hate that. I think the two of us at one stage were doing DMs and texts about completely different topics simultaneously. I'm all about that because then I know where we're up to with each one. But I would rather just shift all conversation into one place because I don't have notifications on for Instagram. So when people are DMing me, I don't see it.

Yeah, you've actually missed a few texts from me. Have you turned your notifications off? No, I don't know why they're not coming through. It's so weird. Yeah, I don't know. It's so weird. Yeah, when I blocked your number, I thought they'd still come through. Normal or not, never correctly removing a USB or SD card.

Just rip it out. Like ejecting it first? Who's doing that? Do you do that? I'm an ejector. You've so, that is such a Tony thing. I'm an ejector. You're the one person in the world who does that.

I'm an ejector. Don't waste your time. Mate! And computer, don't waste my time by telling me, disc not ejected properly. Don't fucking pop up on my screen. I already pulled you out, now fuck off. Wow.

Sorry. No snuggling after, obviously. It happens a lot. And I've always got a notification. I don't care. But can fuck up your disc? Can it? Yeah, I think so. Because I've pulled it out.

Well, then maybe I've just been tricked all this time because I always eject it because I'm like, I don't want to corrupt all my shit. You've been incepted. I've been pulling things out for years. And put this on a T-shirt. I've never pulled out and had an issue. You know that when you're trying for a baby,

you're not supposed to do that, right? Yeah, we did have that conversation. But I just. I'm an ejector. I'm an ejector. I'm a rule abiding girl. You are. Yeah.

A rule abiding citizen. Yeah. If you, actually, can anyone let me know on the episode thread, have you ever experienced an issue of pulling out? Oh, that's a good question. And we're talking USBs, okay? USBs. Yep.

We don't want to hear about the mess after you pulled out, okay? We don't care about that. Because if no one has ever had an issue, surely it gets to a stage where big USB goes, oh, maybe we can stop peddling this lie. Are we defying the odds here? Because we're just making up bullshit and scaring the people. Fear mongering.

Fear mongering. Yeah. Typical Big USB. Normal or nah? This is from Alice Brown. Normal or nah? Only drinking water at room temperature. Fucking nah.

I'm a cold water girl. Alice Brown says, if it's cold, it freaks me out. I haven't drunk water from the cold tap or from the fridge since I was five. That's oddly specific, Alice. Yeah. I love cold water. You've got your Frank Green water bottle keeping your water cool. Yeah.

And I have like a water, like one of those Brita water jugs in the fridge that I always have filled up. What? Look, do they do anything? I'm just not convinced. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. And I probably have the same fucking filter in there for six years. Yeah, I'm not against it. I just don't know if it does anything. To be honest, we bought that one because it would fit in the

door of our fridge. Not for the filtering potential. It fits in the fridge? Because I don't know if it does anything. And I think you're supposed to change the filter like every two weeks. Really? Who's doing that? The filter's like $30. No one's doing that. I can't afford that. How long did you say? Oh, we've had that jug since we lived in Sydney. And I've changed the filter maybe twice. Once was very recently actually, but then before that it was probably two years. Did you just say you didn't change your water filter for two years?

Yeah. Can anyone beat that? Is that a real – I don't know. Everyone on the internet already thinks I'm disgusting. Yeah, two years I'd say probably that we hadn't changed it for because every time I went to the shops I saw them and I was like, oh, they're not on special. And then I wouldn't think about it for six months.

So are you – but all right, to be fair, if you just had a jug, a filterless jug. Yeah, you wouldn't be cleaning it. Yeah. No, because it's just water. But you clean the jug every now and then, right? Like just give it a little wipe and – Well, would you?

Yeah. every now and then, right? Like just give it a little wipe and... Well, would you? Like if it got like grotty or whatever, but it's just water. No one's mouth touches it. I probably just honestly would not think about it. Have you and Torbs ever drank out of the jug? No.

Just a little sip? No, because it's got like a flap on the... You can't tip it up because the lid would just come off. No, it's not like drinking orange juice actually, which I would never do. That really freaks me out. The thought of drinking like orange juice out of a bottle or something. Normal or nah? Oh, fuck off.

You do that. Drinking a little sip of juice. Don't pour yourself a glass or milk or whatever's in there. Just a little. And putting it back in the fridge. Completely normal. No. Nah.

Fuck no. That like, I hate people that do that. Why? That really freaks me out. Why? Because it's yuck. You haven't changed the filter in your water jug for two years and you're going to get weirded out about someone drinking orange juice?

It's a different question. I'm not a drinking out of the bottle person but mainly because i'm worried that if i tip it up it's just going to go everywhere and as someone who never has who rarely has a clean t-shirt a valid fear but i will say growing up and doing it in your family home is probably more weird because there's probably like six people or so like i grew up with lots of brothers and sisters, my mum and dad, whatever. But, like, if it's just you and your wife, like, your mouth's been on her bits.

Like, it probably doesn't matter if you both drink from the same bottle. So, normal? It's all about perspective. Hey, it's Matt from Geelong, Australia, and you're listening to. For a limited time, switch to Shopify point of sale and you could save up to 20 percent and improve your bottom line. We're so serious about savings. We've made this ad 20 percent shorter. That means you get six seconds back. Just enough time to visit shopify.com slash POS20. Now that's an

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Including the live stream last weekend. That was so much fun. When Tony took me through a beauty routine. Yes. And isn't my skin glowing? You look better than you've ever looked. Thank you. Happier than ever.

Yeah. Billie Eilish. Yep. Right back at you. You look good. After I rolled that thing on your face? Yeah, I did like it when you rolled ever looked. Thank you. Happier than ever. Yeah. Billie Eilish. Yep. Right back at you. You look good. After I rolled that thing on your face? Yeah, I did like it when you rolled that thing on my face. And then when we did the live stream as well.

Yeah, that was also pretty fun. Yeah. Tomorrow on the show, what did you do with your first paycheck? That first real paycheck when you got out of high school or college, that, you know, your proper job sort of thing. Yeah, or when you finish paying something off. Like if you finish paying off a car or you're hexed out or something and then you get that full check the next time. My first pay was when I was in a big sort of finance accounting firm.

Yeah. And there was 40 graduates. So we all got our first pay on the same day. It dropped in our account at midnight and we all happened to be out together on the Gold Coast in a nightclub. So you can imagine. And so what happens. Not a dry mouth in the house.

Wetter than ever. God, being on the Gold Coast, wet and wild, you know what they say. What happened the three hours prior will be on the show tomorrow. And there's still a few people when I see them now, 10, 15 years later, they go, oh, do you remember when he did that? Wow. That's tomorrow on the show. Okay.

Look at me through. One of the great Twitter trends, trending on Twitter. What am I trying to say? Twitter trends? Trending topics on Twitter. It's too many T's. That's their problem Not mine The sluttiest thing a man can do

What can a man do That makes you slutty? That just really gets you worked up For example And now I think some people Started like seriously And it's like taking a few twists and turns Okay

But I want you to think about What it is for you But let me read a few To kind of whet your appetite Shall we? Alexi When a man knows how to spell really complicated words, like dinosaur names, it just gets me going. I don't know why, but I just froth it.

Well, Alexi, I'll never meet you. Yeah, you're not the guy for her, no. April, any man who has his life so together, he drinks six to eight glasses of water a day. Could you imagine if he's that organised with his life, what he could do for me as a husband? Imagine going up to somebody being like, hey, baby, you hydrated?

Because I am. Do you want to be? Fucking hell, yeah, I'll fill you with liquid. Gil writes, the thing that makes me slutty for a man is him just being a barista. There is something you said about a fucking hottie, male, female, doesn't matter, but a fucking just a hot person standing behind that coffee machine. They got the tea towel over their shoulder, a black T-shirt.

You know those aprons, like the leather ones? Yeah. And especially like around Melbourne, there are some fucking smoking baristas that I've seen. Should we do like Melbourne's hottest barista? No. That's such a commercial radio thing to do. We are not doing that.

But it would be like, could you imagine the. It's just a hot job, I reckon. I think it's such a hot job. So we both like going to the Paran market. Yeah. That fancy coffee place at the front. Yeah. There's some of the baristas there.

Oh. There's one guy that works there who's French. Are you joking me? Yeah, and he works in a fucking bakery. Stop it. Yeah, so he's handing me carbs. I mean, is that the sluttiest thing a man can do? Gives you carbs.

That's Tony Lodge, gives you carbs. That's Tony Lodge. Gives you carbs. Selene. Selene. Selene! Selene says. I love it when he puts his contact lenses in me. Selene! That's what you call it.

Selene says, being a villain in a Batman movie. She goes, I love a villain in any movie, but you know how the Batman's always a bit darker and a bit more goth and a bit more... She's just like... Yeah, a bit of Heath Ledger. She just loves a bad boy and just the Batman movies. Anytime there's the villain, she's just like, oof.

Yeah. Oof. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'll be in that. Except also Batman is hot. Yeah. Yep. Like I'm not a big superhero movie person, but Batman's hot.

It doesn't matter which Batman it is. I just think Batman's hot. It's the voice, the attitude. It's the give a fuck attitude. I think because he's like, and again, I'm not a superhero movie guy and this could fuck people off because when we talk about shit we don't know about, I mean, the internet goes to light but i feel like batman at times is like the anti-hero like oh like even he as the hero still has a bit of a dark side and society's a bit like they don't

like him either like who's this batman we don't know and so it's like because he's what do they call him the vigilante vigilante but there's sort of this like secret, dark, undercover mystery about Batman, which gets people like Selene and maybe Tony Lodge a little worked up. Yep. Yep. Monique says, being a millionaire, making me his sole heir and then dying. That really makes her slutty. Yeah, okay.

I think that's fair enough. It's not for me. It's not necessarily what gets it going for me, but I respect the hustle. Yeah. Now, can I, before you answer, maybe guess or, like, put a few requests, not requests, of what might be for you, a few guesses?

Yep. I mean, but you know. I know you. You know, yeah. The sluttiest thing someone can do for Tony Lodge is have a filthy mullet, like Sam Draper, the football player who comes into this studio sometimes. I'm looking at him now. Plays for Essendon Football Club.

There's a picture of him. He's 6'8". He's strong. But he's got this, like, cool guy, relaxed mullet. I don't really know what it is. But it's the like it's just the like don't give a shit

thing. Like he just, he's like pretty dopey. He's a really sweet guy. He's really nice. It's not necessarily the mullet but it's like the whole thing. The whole package. Yeah. And you like a tall man, don't you?

Yeah. Torbs is so tall. Your partner is very tall. Sam Draper is also very tall. He's so tall. Yeah. Also for Tony Lodge, being Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck.

There is something about Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck. There is something about Ben Affleck. You know when you see the pictures of him and he's, like, outside and he's, like, smoking? It's the don't give a fuck, isn't it? It's the don't give a fuck. It doesn't matter really what anyone looks like. I've always thought the same about any girls that I've ever looked at and been like, you are so fucking gorgeous.

It's the don't give a fuck thing. Like, it's just like, I'm going to wear what I want. I don't care if it's, like, you are so fucking gorgeous. It's the don't give a fuck thing. Like it's just like I'm going to wear what I want. I don't care if it's like flattering or cool. I'm going to wear it because I like it. Like my best friend Aiden is like that. She just like does not give a fuck. Like literally she like stick and poke tattoos herself at home and she just like it's just like give a fuck.

Is that why you like Pete Davidson? Yeah. I had two sex dreams about Pete Davidson last week. Two nights in a row. Two nights in a row. What happened in the dream? One of them was in a bed. One of them was on a plane.

Like a private jet or like a regular plane? So it was like a normal fucking hell. And then how did you do it? It was like a flat lay first class seat. And were you getting flat laid? Yeah. He fucking rolled me flat out. Sorry.

This has gotten into like weird territory, hasn't it? Yeah. I know you hate dream chat, but I hope you'll forgive this situation. I'm all about Pete Davidson chat, so this is like a weird area for me. Oh, my god, yeah. It's the don't give a fuck thing. Also, shit tattoos. They fucking do it for me. I love it. Like, Pete Davidson,

shit tattoos. I love it. Ben Affleck, one of the shittest tattoos you'll ever see. But like that picture of Ben Affleck where he's standing outside and he's smoking, he just like his hair's all messy and I'm just like, I feel like Sam Draper would have a shit tattoo. Yeah, he probably does.

I'll ask him. I think he's coming in today. I'll play him this episode. Don't. He listens. He likes the show. Does he? Yeah.

Don't. Because he's getting into podcasting. That's why he comes into our studio. He's like, oh, I'll check it out. I'll tell him today's episode, the 25th. No, because we worked together, so that would be inappropriate. So I'm glad you haven't said anything. i wouldn't say anything you said that um yep that was all me and i apologize for that i shouldn't um talk about a colleague like sam yeah in that

in that way yeah um also if torbs is wearing all black okay so guys take some notes yeah shit tats shit don't give a fuck all black is it weird that you're into people that don't give a fuck because you give lots of fucks? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. It's like I could give all the fucks for both of us. Now that's a hot thing to say. Is it?

Well, you don't have to give a fuck when I'm around because I'll give the fucks for you. Oh my God. The last thing that does it for Tony is the same thing that does it for my wife, Bridget. And you already know what this is, don't you? Yeah, I fucking do. And my boyfriend has never done this.

So your boyfriend has never done this for you, but I've done it for you. And I did it for Bridget on the weekend. And it actually makes my, like, I can feel it in my, John, when I think about this thing. And when you do it, it's like a little bit of a pulse. Don't tell your wife. I'm pretty good at reverse parallel parking. I almost purred.

Don't purr. I'm not allowed. We promised we'd never purr. And when I pull into a tight spot. Do you reckon Sam Driver can drive? And so the other day there was a bit of a tight spot and I was driving, I don't own a car, but I was driving Bridget's car and it's just like a hatchback.

So with the little hatchback, you can squeeze it into some small places. And so it was a bit of a, do you reckon we'll get it and i was like oh we'll see how we go so i pull it in first go and bridget just looked at me and went and i and i even looked at her and i was like oh that does it for you doesn't it and she was like you also do this really hot thing when you reverse park you put your hand on the back of the other seat and like wind it back like this. It doesn't for you as well.

I need a cigarette. And the first time I did this with you in the car, Tony, you were like all revved up. Yeah. And I was like, why this in particular? And you said A, because I find it hot anyway. But the reason that you like me doing it was because. My boyfriend can't drive. So.

You've never had a man. No. Pull it in for you. He's not licensed to put it in yet. He doesn't have the correct paperwork. He doesn't have insurance. He's a bad boy. He does it anyway.

So is there anything you would like to add to the list, Tony, or have I summed you up pretty well? I feel like that's pretty much me. Yeah, don't give a fuck, shit tattoos, boy or girl, doesn't matter. Any sex will do. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I got a little cold water into the studio. Yeah, sorry about that.

Let us know on the episode thread, though, what's your thing? Yeah, what's the thing that somebody that you're into can do that you go, whoo, that's a bit of me. And it might just be a small weird thing that other people might not give a shit about. But I think there's always that one little thing that just, even if it impresses you. And it's always something really weird and niche. Like, it's not just like, oh, the person is good looking. Like, it's not.

It needs to be something a bit more zoom in. Yes. Yes. I like that. Yeah. I like that. I have a heartwarming, you'll love to see it, to round out this thirsty episode. A Perth boy has gone va-va-va-viral for his brand new business.

This is great. I love this. Lucas Lane, he's 13 and loves painting his fingernails like his mum and his sister. He went into a chemist to buy some nail polish because he was like, oh, I'll get a new colour and the three of us will sit down and do our nails. And he left feeling really uncomfortable and unwelcome. I think that the chemist kind of was like, oh, that's get a new colour and the three of us will sit down and do our nails. And he left feeling really uncomfortable and unwelcome.

I think that the chemists kind of were like, oh, that's not for boys. Like, why are you buying this? No, that's not what you do. The trucks are over there. Yeah. You want a football? Yeah. And he left feeling really upset and kind of was talking to his mum

and was like, I just don't know why I'm not allowed to do that. So he created his own nail polish line called Glossy Boys and it's like a gel nail kit specifically for boys. I think it's got like a different applicator like it's like more of a pen than like a brush or something like that but if that isn't good enough

the range sold out in the first round of sales. So like he fully sold out. As soon as they went online they fully sold out and oh my god I went online, they fully sold out. And oh my God, I just thought that was so special that he went, well, I'm not going to fucking actually deal with that. And made himself. Yeah, as well as the success of the business and what it is,

I also love the concept of something's not quite right and I'm going to do something about it. Yes, rather than, you know, like taking it in his stride, he could have sat at home and felt really upset about it, which would have been fine. If it's not right for you, it's probably also not right for lots of other people. Yeah. What a legend.

But I love to see that. I thought that was really lovely. My love to see it is from Nick McLean. Hi, Nick McLean. Nick McDirty. Yeah, well, you know how last week we introduced people to the flappuccino, which was maybe the female equivalent of the teabagging or whatever you like? Yes, yep.

Nick McLean, I walked into my house after listening to the episode and immediately, because I was in a good mood, I asked my husband if he would like a flappuccino, which I don't know if it was used in a pick-up line context, but I'm glad that the word wasn't designed for that purpose because I don't know about you, but that's not turning me on. That's probably not what I would say. Yeah. No. But she goes, hey, what are you doing? Hey, good day at work. How about a...

A flappuccino. Have a sip of the flappuccino. Yeah. And his initial response was, have you been listening to that podcast again? I like that. I like that. I like that. That's very funny.

But then was he like, I've already had a coffee today and you know what gives me the ones? I'll be up all night. Or something like that, yeah. Well, we will be up all night. Down all night. So, Nick, thank you so much for sharing that. On an episode next week, we'll read out all your things that make you slutty.

Yes, I love that. Love you, bye.