Toni and Ryan - At Bunnings and in the Bedroom

Episode Date: May 23, 2022

Things you can say at Bunnings and also in the Bedroom - plus Ryan's 'fave' salespeople. Love ya!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Rebecca? Yes? It's Tony and Ryan. We're wondering if you'll approve the podcast. Oh, my God, yes. Yes! Ryan never hears girls say, oh, my God, yes,

so that's a real great thing to do. It would be so much funnier if that wasn't true. Rebecca, did you remember that we were calling? It sounded like you were shocked and didn't know what was happening. Oh, no, I did. I literally said to my husband, oh, my God, it's them. I'm going. And I was, like, running to a room, but I'm kind of injured.

And so I was trying to, like, stumble my way into a room. And so I was like, hello. And I was just waiting to hear something. And when I heard you guys, I was like, I'm already out. What do you mean you're injured? What's the injury? Yeah, what's happened? Are you okay?

I'm okay. Long story short, I've been having a lot of bad luck and I, you know how our Aussie screen doors are. I closed the door a bit too quickly and the corner of the screen door cut open the top of my foot. Back of your foot. Yep. I've had it happen many times.

Many times. That fucking swinging cross-going door. Oh, getcha. Yep. I've had it happen many times. Many times. That fucking swinging cross-going door. Oh, getcha. Yep. Yep. It was fun. So I had a really good Tuesday night in the hospital waiting six hours to get this stitched. Oh, you had to get stitched up.

Oh, my God. You weren't marking around. Oh, my God. And yeah, how many stitches? Five. Oh, my God. So it's kind of like a right angle. I know.

It's really bad. And to make it worse, so my husband and I got married April 9th, right? We were supposed to go on our honeymoon. We got COVID. We postponed it. So we're going on our honeymoon next Sunday, but I am injured. But we're still going. I'm not postponing it again.

Are you going to be able to swim and stuff? Like, are you going to, like, Fiji? You're like, oh, we've got a private cabana, but we can't actually go in the water? Well, we're going to Thailand. And, yes, we do have our own private pool. I bought all these like waterproof band-aids, so I might like get in the water and have one leg out of the pool. I'm not missing this. I saw someone when I was in, I lived in Thailand for about a year and I saw someone with a

broken ankle, so they had their ankle in a cast. They were laying on their back on a lilo in the pool with their legs straight up. But, I mean, if you're going on your honeymoon, I don't need to encourage you to be laying on your back with your legs up any more than you could have. Literally.

Hey, it's Becca from Sydney and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Welcome. Coming up today, creepy real estate agents slash who are the sleaziest of salespeople. There was a poll in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group between real estate, car sales, and then someone that I didn't expect to be added to the poll. And not only was it added, it was by far and away the leader. Like 200 votes, 200 votes. these people, thousands of votes.

Really? And I didn't even think of it. Oh. So we'll get to that soon. Have you ever had like the MLM text message from an old girlfriend from school? So as a girl, right, because there's all of these like crazy MLM like makeup places.

Yeah. And they go, hey, hun, how you going? Fonterra, is that one of them? Oh, yeah. doTERRA is the oils. Yeah. And they go, hey, hun, how you going? Fonterra, is that one of them? Oh, yeah. doTERRA is the oils. Yeah. And then there's another one. Fonterra.

That sounded like a weird car brand, like from back in the 80s. Oh, you're driving the Fonterra 150. Yeah, you got the Fonterra. Nice one, mate. And they're like, hey, hun, how you going? How have you been anyway? How have you been? Oh, I'm selling fucking Allure cosmetics and fucking whatever.

And you're like, oh, block. No, thanks. I've heard a lot of this. Yeah, I've had that a few times. When they message you from out of the blue, it's like, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. What have you been up to? Oh, not much. Just selling oils.

You're not an oil person as well, are you? What are you up to? Oh, just running my own business and choosing my own hours. It's pretty good. You know how they make it sound really good. You're like, pyramid scheme. Yeah yeah they're actually awful yeah oh sorry i'm just busy being my own boss i'm busy being my own boss how much money revenue have you got oh millions yeah but how much do you keep about 14 a month yeah it's pretty good i get all the products for free except then

i have to pay for them as well yeah so they're all free once you've paid. Yeah, so it's actually so good. Do you want to be one? Do you want to be a rep? Because I could probably help if you wanted me to help. I mean, I could take you under my wing. I could help you out. Yeah, and I could take some commissions from you. This sounds like we're actually trying to pull people

into some weird, like, tarp scheme. Join the Patreon, though. It's free as long as you pay. At KFC, they often offer you a free upgrade for a dollar. That's just smart, though. That's just good sense. Do you want a free upgrade? Yeah, it's a dollar.

Okay. Do you want a can of 7-Up or do you want the bottle? I want the bottle. It's free. Great. For a dollar. Yeah. That's actually a really good point.

It's a fucking scam. Actually, I won't say a bad word about the Dirty Bird because they've got me through some horrendous Sunday mornings. A bad word about the Dirty Bird because they've got me through some horrendous Sunday mornings. A bad word about the Dirty Bird, that's funny. Right now, though, things you can say in Bunnings and in the bedroom. By the way, for people not in Australia or New Zealand, Bunnings is a massive hardware store. Yeah, hardware store.

Which is also a hardware store slash cultural phenomenon. Yeah, it's a part of our culture. It's the rich tapestry of australianisms is bunnings is in the middle apparently fuck i sound so old a lot of young people now will like go to the pub on a sunday with like a bunnings hat or a bunny like it's a bit like cool and hip like oh but that is hip it is hip it is hip i um i love when you go to bunnings and like there's people if i was single i would go to bunnings to pick like, there's people. If I was single, I would go to Bunnings to pick up because there's always, like, hot dudes with dogs and stuff.

That's your area. Yeah, and they're in, like, the plant section. I'm like, fucking, yeah, nice. Fucking put your manure on me. Whoa, no, don't do that. No, no. No. Can someone please, in today's episode thread,

maybe we'll start a list of things that Tony has mentioned over the years, over the years, over the episodes that she really likes. And so we can create like the perfect man. Oh. Because we've heard tats. We've heard has a dog at a hardware store. Yeah. We've heard near the plant section.

Yeah. And you don't mind a tattoo, do you? Yeah. Yeah. You can't go wrong. And I saw this guy on the TV this morning and he was holding one of those baby Bjorns and it had a baby in it and he had a man bun

and I was like, oh my God. All right, so you can see what we're getting at here. We're creating quite the picture. But here's things you can say at Bunnings and also in the bedroom. Should we cop a sausage before we go shopping or after? Also, we did election last week. Can I just say that we don't have a sausage at everything in Australia,

but hardware store and election are the two main places. You get to the hospital and they're like, would you like a sausage sizzle? You're like, my leg is broken. You're from Australia. I thought everything just had sausages. I just assumed. I hear you want me to lay some pipe. Goodness.

PVC? Copper? For a small tool, it can come in my massive box. You see the big box and you think, God, it can come in my massive box. You see the big box and you think, God, it must be huge. How am I going to fill that with my small tools?

You looking for a screw? They've got a heap of them down there. A whole aisle. Fuck, the lowest prices really are just the beginning. If you find a competitor with a lower price, I will beat them by 10%. Did you want to come down my aisle? Yes.

Which one? 69. It's sad that no one outside of Australia Royal Museum will get to experience this. Can't you travel? Are you on a no-fly list? It's COVID. There's border restrictions.

Oh, sometimes doing it yourself really is better. You get exactly what you want. I've got the actual opposite of that. Oh, unfortunately, I've had to resort to being a DIY guy. You can tell the differences between women and men. Yeah, you're obviously better at doing it than I am. I'd rather just do it myself. I'm like, I have to settle for this.

This guy. Leaves you saving money. Do we need a wet floor sign? Oh my God, it's like a horse. Yeah, we do for your spit. We need to put a tarp down for the moisture that just came out of your face when I said that. Oh my gosh. Yeah, moisture coming into my face more like.

We're recording in a different studio today and Derek has just lost it in the corner. Our producer Scooter Derek, he's fucking, he's on the floor. Could you come around and mix my paint? That's what you call it? Yeah, I just need an off-white. Oh, it's all over the wall! Oh, and the floor! We'll never get it out of the carpet!

Hey, after I told those stories about going to the sperm bank last week, we agreed that there would be no squirting jizz stories for a reason. Just not in an Uber. You just can't come in an Uber. And that's a good line to draw. going to the sperm bank last week, we agreed that there would be no squirting jizz stories. Just not in an Uber. You just can't come in an Uber. And that's a good line to draw, I feel. Oh.

With this tool, looks like we're going to have a big weekend of boring holes. Hey, my holes aren't boring, mate. We're going to buy some lube. Because you can use that for... Many things. Yeah, yeah. Do you sell PPE? Because I'm going to need protection for this one.

No seeds will be planted. We're wearing gloves. Oh, you found me. Must have been using that stud finder. Do you mind? I just don't think it's really working for me. Do you mind showing me your power tools? I already did.

That's all we've got. I just need a bit of an extra hand. A bit more go. Excuse me. Yep. You're looking to erect a deck? I'm always trying. Oh, you must know where the concrete is

because that is hard as a rock. Oh, you must know where the concrete is because that is hard as a rock. I don't think I've ever seen your mouth open like that. Mine's constantly like that. You haven't seen my face look like that because it's usually bumping into the back of your head. This could also be used at a 7-Eleven. No. I need to make a quick purchase before I cut your boyfriend's grass.

Are you buying a lawnmower? Just doing some work around the house for you as well. We talked about that the other week the helpful hookups yeah i like that that is a great idea i think my new toy might need some batteries it'll be better for both of us hey tony yeah what kind of mood are you in? Because I might get some grip clamps. I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. Well, there's no way that wood's going to fit my hatchback.

If you rub a bit of oil on the wood, it'll slide in a bit easier. Did you want me to oil your deck? Was that easier? Yeah. Well, I mean, no one finishes off a deck like you. I've always said that. You know that. Yeah. Hey, it's Becca from Sydney and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

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Oh, I'm in Melbourne. And I haven't been to Hollywood. Thank you for clarifying both of those things. In Melbourne at the moment, over the last year or so, house prices are through the roof. The fucking COL, cost of living. Cost of living is crazy. The interest rates are going up.

And I'm pretty sure it's the same in Sydney, in Auckland. I believe a lot of the world's major cities we're just one of those trends where everything's getting real expensive why you're a finance guy just just just the economy there's a fucking economy well i mean the war has made things more expensive what it all comes down to is supply and demand that's good and ultimately uh the way that we need to look at this is from a... From a... Strategic perspective and the way... I sounded pretty good.

No, you sound real good. And ultimately, with the inflation pressures, we just need to think about supply and demand. What's your stance on where should we go with monetary policy given the inflationary pressures uh well i'm actually not here to speak about that today um so i could hand your question off to one of my colleagues uh but currently we're just staying on on topic which is i said supply demand like 12 times that's all it is right that's well i mean you're actually not wrong um so something that's been happening in melbourne and again wherever you are this might be the case

but say you see a house and it says online let's say between 600 000 and 700 000 you know it's going for one point nut and then it goes to an auction and it's like you know because if it's between six and seven and you're like oh we've got maybe 680, you know, we might be in here. Maybe we're in a chance, yeah. And then it goes to auction for 1.2 and you're like, what the fuck am I doing here? And there's just no hope for anybody. Like, people that are hoping to buy a house.

Like, I think Torbs and I, my partner, we've been together for eight years and we're kind of just like, I guess we're just happy to rent forever. I guess that's our reality. And that's fine because we choose to live in the city. That's what we want to do. But I think. Have a courtyard as big as it is, you know. Well, I couldn't afford to buy something like that.

No way. Not that fucking courtyard. No way. None of us could. It's like a fucking football field. It really is. So, but you kind of develop this language with the real estate agents. You kind of go like.

Oh, so you like get them on side. Yeah, but like I don't want to waste my time, but they also, it's a waste of their time if they explain this house to me and it turns out I'm nowhere near it. So you kind of go like, and here's the line I've been using. The people selling the house,

what would they be happy with? That sounds very professional. Yeah, because then you get a, oh, if they got 800, that'd be really happy with that. And you go, okay, well at least we kind of sort of trying to figure out where we are. Cause their aim is to get the highest price, but yours is to pay the least. So you don't want to give the game away. Yeah. But say if someone wanted a house and they had 1.2 million to spend and they look online and they go, Oh, well, I'm not going to go to the

house that's going for 700,000 because I can get way better than that so they go to the ones that are in their price range but they're going for 1.9 and so the whole thing's out the whole system's out of order it's the supply and demand it's the supply and demand yeah it's the inflation pressures so this one guy last week oh and a lot of real estate agents are nice they go hey it's a wild ride. Things are going for more. Like it's hard to say, but, you know, we're hoping around here. And you go, well, I appreciate you trying.

Yeah. And some guys are just fuckheads. So one guy, I said, hey, mate, it's going to auction next week. What's the ballpark? What do you reckon? Like, am I in the game here? Is it even worth me coming down? Yeah.

And he goes, what's it going to go for? Well, that's up to you guys. And gave me the little pointer finger guns. Oh, what a flog. What? I would have thrown up on him and walked out. Because I'm a professional woman. You're a professional woman.

You don't have time to waste. That just fucks me off. I'm like, I know that you're just trying to be like diplomatic and whatever, but you're actually just acting like a cockhead. If someone finger guns me, I don't like you. I don't know where people are getting off with finger guns. They don't work for you. It's not looking good.

You think you're being a hot shot? You look like a fucking idiot. And is it to like break the, are you trying to be like, oh, like, so you don't have to give an answer, but it's like, I've done something crazy. I've distracted you. Like, what is it for? Yeah, that's why I was like, what is your end game here?

Because I'm just annoyed now. In my opinion, they should have taken finger guns away when they did the amnesty. Handguns, finger guns, take them all away. That's a very Australian joke. No semi-automatic or automatic weapons in Australia? Yeah. Or handguns.

Or finger guns. Or returns to the government. Take the finger guns away. The buyback scheme. Yeah Or returns to the government. Take the finger guns away. The buyback scheme. Yeah, the buyback. Take the fucking finger guns away. That guy, he's got no hands. What happened?

Buyback. Hey, mate, you holding? Anyone with hands? You're like, oh, I don't know about that. Put that back in the hole, sweetheart. Anyway. So he goes, oh, you guys should come down to the auction. It's going to be great.

We've got pizza and a DJ. What? It's next Thursday night in Cob We've got pizza and a DJ. What? It's next Thursday night in Coburg. Should we go? We could go have a party. Free dinner? But I'm like, are you in the business of selling houses or are you just, come down for the pizza and the DJ or whatever?

Can you, sorry, sidebar. Can you please promise me that if you buy a house at auction that has like pizza and a dj and that like you're holding a piece of pepperoni and then you win the house like they go sold and you buy and then you go oh most expensive pizza pizza you have to promise me one by two million for a piece of pepperoni oh should, should have gone to bloody Coles. Domino's would have been cheaper. You have to promise me.

Okay. I promise you I'll do that. Yeah, okay. Continue with your story. Oh, that was an expensive cup of coffee. So there's a pizza shop across the road. It's on Bell Street in Coburg for those in Melbourne. And the idea of the pizza was to-

That's like a fucking cool area as well. So the idea was to kind of like, he's like, yeah, so you get a feel of the neighbourhood, like, you know, the pizza shop. And I'm like- Oh, that's quite a good idea. But I was like, mate, you know most places have a local pizza shop. Yeah. Most places in Melbourne and Australia and the world

have a pizza shop in their vicinity. Yeah. And I go, hey, if we move to Coburg, you know what they've got? Pizza. A pizza place. It's like fucking little Italy. Like, it's like not that shocking. And the most exciting part about moving to a new place

is punching in the new address and looking at the Uber Eats. Yeah, checking out the new, oh, yeah. And you open it up and you go, oh, look at all these new places. There's pizza on the list. Yeah. Here's what I was most intrigued by though okay and the two of us we are doing a job we love right now you and i yeah but we have also done jobs that we haven't loved um but sometimes when you're starting out in an industry you do

what you got to do totally cut your teeth kind of thing who's this young dj doing auctions and i'm actually like hey power to you mate you get a paid job you take it it's a good gig yeah one day you'll be doing big clubs and whatever but for a thursday night and i'm guessing you'll probably get a bit of pizza um he's like i'm a vegan so make sure that you get you know an artichoke pizza so you know how you get those, so I thought of this later and I thought this was the funniest thing ever, but the next minute we'll show it's not that funny. You know how in a club some DJs will play music and others are like, all right, everyone, let's go.

And they get right into it. Yes, and DJ on the ones and twos kind of thing. Yeah. So imagine that's where this guy wants to get to and he's been booked for an auction. He's like, all right, everyone, put your hands in the air. But not now because we're bidding. He's like, okay, 123 Fake Street Coburg.

Who's ready for an en suite? fake street cobag who's ready for an ensuite i rate that and i hope that that's actually what they do oh uh mr ryan john don't was that a bit of 1.23 no i was just raising my hands to raise the roof get a building inspection because i raised the roof Does this roof come this raised all the time or is it just because this guy's dropping Beyonce? Do you come with the house? All right, so I did a poll in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. Yes. Who are the sleaziest salespeople?

Is it A, finger gun DJ hiring real estate agents? Is it car sales? And I was surprised that someone else, Lillian Tabasco, she added her own category. Yeah. And it was a spicy hot category. Nice. The people in the middle of shopping centres.

Oh. The worst thing about them is that they guilt you. They make you feel really bad. When I was in... By the way, you know they get paid by commission, right? Oh, really? Big mistake. So when you get paid, you give a $10 donation.

Yeah. They get like $20, they get $2. But it's a donation. But that's like the administrative costs of the charity sure so it's like when you donate online they're like oh do you want to cover the cost as well so then it's instead of ten dollars it's ten dollars fifty or whatever yeah so they get they don't like on an hourly rate and they're not in inverted commas volunteers they're sales people looking for a commission they don't care about the thing any less than you do yeah right so when i lived in Canberra, the sort of main street,

there are always people and, you know, like international students like trying to earn some bucks with her. And, you know, you see them coming and you're like, don't look at them, don't look at them, don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact. And this guy's like, hey, man, how you doing? I was like, oh, good, thanks. And he goes, oh, today we're talking about,

and I know it's like the cliche thing to say but he was actually it was actually like um kids in Africa yeah and I was like mate like world vision or something yeah and I was like mate I actually I've got a meeting I can't stop and chat and just tried to like walk through and be polite and just go, oh, all the best, but I can't today yet. And you know what he says? As I was already past him. Also, you hate African kids, do you? How are you supposed to respond? Like, I know that they're doing a job, but how are you actually supposed to respond to that?

Like, what are you doing? Like, I'm actually just uncomfortable thinking about that situation because I don't want people to think that. Tony, do you hate that? No. I mean, I know you. How many times have you donated to African kids in the last hour? Zero.

You do hate them. I've been working. You fucking hate them. Yeah, so do you expect me to turn around and go, oh, actually. Yeah, I do. Thanks. Like, what are you supposed to fucking say to that? I thought that was the rudest thing I ever heard.

And I mentioned this on the radio when I was in Canberra. And the phones go crazy, as it did in our Facebook group. People are like, it happens all the time. Those people, I don't want to, they're working for a charity. It's like, I can't be mean to you because you work for a charity. Yeah, but it happened to me last week and it was for people like, yeah, a charity or something. And I was walking towards Coles and I had like my bag in my hand

and my phone in my hand as well. And I'm pretty sure I was texting you like. Don't drag me into your story. No, no, no. But like I wasn't pretending to like be on the phone. I was actually like on my phone. Yeah, that's a clear. I was actually on my phone. Hey, Ryan, it's Tony.

I'm just texting you so it looks like I'm texting. Yeah, thank you so much. Oh, hello. Is that my mum on the phone? Hello, mum. I don't know. What an inconvenient time for you to call. I was just about to donate to the African children.

Yeah, but now you got back from the dead. I've got to take it. Sorry, it's my dead mum on the phone. I've got to take it. What's your excuse for not donating? My mum's alive. She just risen from the dead i've got to take it this story it's my dead mother phone i'm gonna take it what's your excuse for not donating my mom's alive she just risen from the grave and i walked and kind of gave it a bit of a wide birth and she goes hey you look really friendly wrong to me and i'm like oh my god i am and so I don't want to say, like, yes. And I just went, I'm on my phone like this. I'm, like, texting.

And I was like, thanks, and kept walking. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I know. I am. I'm actually a 10 out of 10 glamour as well. Yeah, I'm a really great person. Thank you so much for noticing.

I kept walking. I have a great personality. Yeah, I'm a fucking glowing star of a person. And then you you put your head down and just kept walking yeah and just kept walking and then she said something like she obviously like is that tony lodge no no no not like that would you imagine like yeah if they if they said are you tony lodge they would have got 10 million dollars yeah i would have been like type my car type the half the courtyard yeah have my Frank Graham water bottle.

I'm so glad someone added that to the poll. Yeah, great. Because, like, I wouldn't have even thought about it. But, yeah, they're the worst. All right, things we love to see to finish off an episode. This couple in Tennessee, right? Yeah. They've got three dogs. Oh, lucky them.

It's not uncommon for the dog sometime to sleep in the bed. Oh. However, last week, they woke up cuddling one of the dogs and then when they flicked the light on, they realised it wasn't one of their dogs. What? Yeah, it was just some other dog. Now, have a look at this guy.

Have a look at this picture. Yeah, just a cute little dog snuggled up in bed. Turns out he was lost and his owners would normally cuddle him at night and he was lonely and uncuddled and he needed a friend. How did he get into that? Well, maybe, I don't know, at our house sometimes you kind of leave the door ajar in case the dog needs to wander out. Or maybe they had like a doggy door or something.

Something like that, yeah. So the dog just wandered in, gone, oh, this looks pretty friendly. Just cuddled up and, you know, someone throws an arm around him. I mean, who would leave that situation? Oh, yeah, you're fucking getting right in. So they posted the photo on Facebook, like in one of those, gone, oh, this looks pretty friendly. Just cuddled up and, you know, someone throws an arm around him. I mean, who would leave that situation? Oh, yeah, you're fucking getting right in. So they posted the photo on Facebook, like in one of those neighbourhood, like, hey. Oh, is this someone's dog?

Yeah. See this dog here in my bed, who even when they were shocked and jumped up, he's just sitting there posing for a photo. And then the owners found him and said, oh, yeah, he's just a very needy dog. He needs a lot of love and thanks for taking care of him for the night. Oh, my God. But they found the owner? Yeah, they found the owner. And look at that guy.

Would you kick him out of your bed? I wouldn't kick any dogs out of my bed. I love snuggling a pup. Well, fellas. If you've got your dog at Bunnings, let me know. My love to see it is this tweet from Bucko the Buckaroo. Oh, real name?

Yeah, Christian name. And the photo is like from the bottom and it's like an old looking guy, like old rough ass looking dude. And the tweet is, sometimes I put sugar in my arsehole so ants will crawl up in there and bite the itchy part.

And then it's got like all these likes and then he's replied to it and said how do you delete a tweet i didn't expect this to blow up and everyone to be looking at me and then he said learning on the fly you love to say that you just click that retweet yourself button. Share it again. Alright, tomorrow on the show, Normal or Nah is back. And last week you talked about the hierarchy of communication and a few people have come back and shared their thoughts on the

hierarchy of communication. Really? Are they for or against my theory? You've disproven yourself actually and I need to talk to you about it. Am I someone who would say one thing and do the other? Don't fucking look at me like that. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. See you tomorrow.

Love you, bye.