Toni and Ryan - At the basketball + in the bedroom

Episode Date: May 30, 2022

Lots and lots of Kardashian chat which I don't regret for even one moment! Plus are you a bogan? Which feels a lot like 'is Toni a bogan? Love you! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Oh, my God. Is that Michelle? Oh, my God. Hi. Hi, Michelle. It's Tony and Ryan. Oh, my God.

So, you know, I missed your first call. Oh, we know. We know, mate. We know. So, here's the thing. I'm kind of glad that I did because I, like, just missed it. Just on the last ring, I was about to swipe, accept call. And so normally we get like a lot of spam calls here.

And I was about to be like, oh, I'm going to call my fuck off. But then I remembered what today was. I was like, oh my God, that was probably Tony and Ryan. Imagine if you just answered and said, fuck off. I'm not interested in your fucking sale. Imagine that. That would have been quite funny, actually. That would have been the first one of those that we've had.

Yeah. Shockingly. Surprisingly. Shockingly, shockingly considering our fan base. Oh, by the way, would you approve this podcast? I will absolutely approve the podcast. Yay! Thanks for not telling us to fuck off.

Hey, it's Michelle from Vancouver, BC, and I approve this podcast. One of the questions that get asked most when people discover an Australian podcast like Tony and Ryan. Are we dating? What is the answer to that question? Tony? Well, I didn't think we were going to talk about this today. Tony, you have a boyfriend.

Yes. I, Ryan, have a wife. Yes. And we are dating. But both. But both. So, yes. Is, oh, Ryan, have a wife. Yes. And we are dating. But both. But both. So yes. Is, oh, Australia, what's a bogan?

Am I a bogan? People from outside Australia don't really know what a bogan is. Oh, I thought that was a thing. I think there's some confusion about what it is. And no one in Australia actually thinks they're a bogan. They judge other bogans, but no one thinks they're a bogan. So coming up, the test. The bogan test.

Are you a bogan? So you will find out if you are one, and the test does a pretty good job of painting a picture of what a bogan really is. So we're all going to learn something. Just a very educational podcast. Oh, I mean, if you want to learn, you're in the right place. You're in the right place.

Yeah. Fuck your Duolingo off. Come here to this podcast. Yes, yes. Great. But first, things you can say at the basketball, because I believe we're in the deep end of the NBA this week. So that was going to be my question.

So I kind of did like things that you could say while you're playing, while you're watching things about basketball. Yeah. But why did we, why basketball? NBA finals. What's that? Don't fucking. Is that the big one?

Don't fucking. What's the Australian one? That's the NBL. NBL. Okay. And in the NBA. So which is the American one? The American one.

Although when they win the American one, they're like, we're the world champions. Oh. Like LNP, world famous in New Zealand. Yeah. Yeah. World champions of American basketball. Oh.

Same as the baseball. It's like the World Series. Oh, I've never thought about that before. I mean, I get it. It's probably the best league. Well, it is the best league in the world, but it's still like. Yeah. Not a world thing. Anyway, not here to split hairs.

Oh. So this is like the one that like Lamar Odom is in and stuff, right? So you play basketball. Yeah. Yeah, but that is a real. Is that a Kardashian reference? Yeah, it is. I'm re-watching the Kardashians at the moment. Oh, is he still dating?

I just. Oh, no. So where I'm up to in the show, like him and Khloe are still married. Okay, I was going to say it doesn't go well for Lamar Odom. Oh, what do you mean? He's a bit of a rough patch. Oh, well, because I know that they end up. I believe he woke up in a brothel.

No, that's Tristan Thompson. Oh. That's heristan Thompson. Oh. That's her other husband. They're not together anymore either. I'm pretty sure Lamar. Oh. See, there's this thing in US sport. It's called the Kardashian effect.

How fucking dare you? How fucking dare you? How fucking dare you? When you start dating. So this is what happens. You get really good at your sport to the point where you're getting a bit of media coverage. And then you start dating a Kardashian and then you get really good at your sport to the point where you're getting a bit of media coverage and then you start dating a Kardashian and then you turn fucking shit at your sport.

No, I don't think that's true. It happens to every athlete that dates a Kardashian. Name them then. Ben Simmons. Who's that? Yeah, exactly. Wouldn't fucking know because he hasn't played for you because he's awful.

He's Australian as well. Who did he date? Kendall maybe? Tristan Thompson. How's that going? I don't know anything about sport. I just thought it was the NBL. Lamar Odom.

Not good. Oh. What about Chris Humphries? Yeah, nah. Because he was married to Kim Kardashian for like five minutes. Yeah, nah, he didn't. That's just happened in the part that I'm watching. Perfect example of the Kardashian effect.

Is that your laptop? That's your fucking laptop. You know who that is? It's the Kardashians PR team. Yeah. Cancel. Cancel this podcast. The devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder.

Have you seen that meme? Anyway, so is Lamar Odom, though, that's the NBA? Yeah. Yeah, right. I reckon everyone's going to be better off for this education they've received. Good. I reckon that you're to be better off for this education they've received. Good. I reckon that you're going to want to rewind what you said

about the Kardashians. I heard that they listen to this podcast and they'll be upset. Can you Google Kardashian curse? Do it right now. Does curse start with a K? Please tell me it does. I don't think so. Oh, it doesn't.

What's come up? A Page Six article. Inside the Kardashian curse, in quotations, how men within the famous family struggle. Oh, this is awful. Oh, that's so awful. So it's a family of strong women and people are like, oh, well, like they bring men down. No, they just look bad compared to how successful they are. I don't think it's a family of strong women and people are like, oh, well, like they bring men down.

No, they just look bad compared to how successful they are. I don't think it's their fault. No, it's definitely not a stop the powerful women, but it's just a lot of the guys find themselves worse for wear. Kylie Jenner acknowledging the fan-created theory did not help quash it. So Kylie Jenner said, it's everyone around us that aren't used to the media attention. And we're just like, oh, that'll go away in a day. I know these stories aren't going to matter,

so don't even let them affect you, you know? Oh, but it's not just men. This is Kylie Jenner quote, but it's not just men, it's friends. It's people who come and just don't know how to handle it. It's the negative. There's a lot of people who love us, but there's also a huge handful of people who don't. Oh, that's very interesting. I had never heard of that. Oh, Lamar Odom is the top of the list.

Yeah. That does make sense, though, because there would be bullshit stories that don't have an ounce of truth in them and they would have them hourly. Oh, totally. Which for you and I or any other person, if that happened once in 10 years, you would just completely melt down. That would be life-ending. And they're like, oh, we'll get 20 of those before the day's out, mate.

Just get used to it. Don't worry about it. So apparently, we've gone a bit off track, but apparently Chloe filed for divorce from Lamar Odom in 2013 after he suffered a public breakdown for a year and became addicted to drugs and cheated on her. And he had a near fatal overdose. I think that's where they found him. In a brothel.

Oh, my God. So... Oh, my God. But they put the divorce on hold so that he could benefit from her health insurance and she could take care of him. So she's still, like, done the right thing there. Don't be miffed by the word curse, implying that they're putting the curse on people. See, as soon as you – I can't believe that curse isn't spelt with a K.

That is such a fucking missed opportunity. Yeah, I know. I mean, Kris Jenner, is she working hard or is she barely working? Apparently fucking not. She's asleep. She's in the fucking Barbados getting a facelift or something. All right. Things you can say.

I've just watched the episode where she got a facelift right before Kim and Kris Humphries' wedding. You're saying these words as if I'm going to go, oh, yeah, that time. Yeah, I know. It was a wild time for the Kardashians and I'm just obsessed. Well, it's about to get wilder. I fucking love it. All right. Things you can it was a wild time for the Kardashians and I'm just obsessed. I fucking love it. All right.

Things you can say at the basketball or watching the basketball or playing basketball and also in the bedroom. Do we even have time for this? Is the episode done? We'll fucking see you tomorrow. Sorry, your daily dose of Kardashians. We like the fucking shameless podcast. I've just given a fucking.

TMZ with Perez Hilton coming in hot with a gust from Hollywood. Maybe I'll message the girls from Shameless and say, ask if I can have a job. Be like, I just gave up some pretty good pop culture. I'm going to message them first and be like, Tony Lodge is cutting your turf, ladies. Don't you dare. I love Shameless.

How dare you? Don't you dare fucking cast aspersions about me and them. That's the shameless curse, mate.? Don't you dare fucking cast aspersions about me and them. That's the shameless curse, mate, once you get close to the curse. I just can't believe Kardashian curse is spelled with a K. All right. Things you can say in the bedroom and no, that's not right. Things you can say playing basketball and also in the bedroom. Oh, and the crowd goes wild

your dribbling skills with my balls are incredible wow i drool a lot in my sleep. I didn't know what you were going to say. Do you wake up soaked? I actually do. Because you dribble? I drool in my sleep. Is it because of the Invisalign and stuff? No, I think it's just because I sleep really hard. Like when I'm, like I am like dead to the world.

Is it because of the Invisalign? No, it's because I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah, it's because I literally just like put water in my mouth before I go to sleep and then it just dribbles all over my body. Better have a drink. Good night. Yeah. Oh, I hope they don't catch us on the kiss cam.

Ooh. When we go to the US. I was just about to say, can we go? Yeah, absolutely. We'll go to the basketball. Oh, fuck yeah. Hopefully Lamar Odom's playing. He won't be.

I can tell you right now he won't be. Last time I was in the US was for Thanksgiving in New Orleans. Yes. And we saw New Orleans versus LA Lakers, so it was LeBron James. My favourite team. And I would have done anything for Bridget and I to get on the kiss cam. If we go to the basketball. They'll put us on kiss cam.

And we have to kiss. You're playing the long game, the real long game now. Oh, no, you know what we'll do actually instead? Is a kiss cam with a K? Great. Okay. We could hold up our Frank Green water bottles or wear a T-shirt that says, like, listen to Tony and Ryan.

I like that. I like that. I like that. And then we could kiss. All right. Slam dunk. More like slam me. I like that.

And then we could kiss. All right. Slam dunk. More like slam me. There's a word that kind of sort of rhymes with dunk that I thought you were going to say. Junk. Gunk. I thought you were going to say slam dunk.

More like slam c**t. Beep that. Beep that. Beep that. I won't. I will not. I will not. Beep it. I'm not going to beep that. Beep that. I won't. I will not. I will not. Beep it. Beep it.

I'm not going to beep it. If you don't beep that, I'll have a crisis and wake up in a brothel. Crisis with a K. It's cool when there's celebrities cheering on from the sidelines. Nothing gets me going like seeing Drake just all revved up. Yeah, Adele. Woo! Oh, Jack Nicholson's here.

He's always here. He's always coming. Something's squeaking and it's not my shoes. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Sorry, that sounded a bit more like tennis than basketball. Oh!

You're not supposed to get in there with your nails not unclipped. That's graphic, isn't it? It's actually a thing in sports where they, like, check your nails before the game. Yeah, they do it in netball. You have to hold them up like that. No, I'd never played netball, but some of the popular girls told me. Oh, you know what they say about basketballers?

Big feet, big shoes and massive cucks. Call me Yao Ming because I do my best work under the rim. That's sexy. Thank you. Wow. Do you need a moment? No, I'm okay. You're still drooling.

I must be. I'm asleep. It's so nice to take a break and just watch sometimes. Substitution. You get in there, mate. I'll just have some Gatorade and watch from the side for a moment, catch my breath. I'm so dehydrated.

I'm glad we hired those towel boys. Thank God they're here because I am soaked. Don't want the floor to get slippery. Just over there, fellas. Oh, fuck. I got a ball in the face. Don't you hate that? Don't you hate that?

When in doubt, just get Dennis Rodman into the box. Is he good in the box? One of the best. I think he dated Carmen Electra. Carmen Electra with a K? Yeah. Who's Carmen Electra? The Sports Illustrated chick.

Yeah. Also. She's an actress as well, I think. Maybe like, I don't know if she was in Baywatch, but that kind of era, that kind of person. Oh, hot. Yeah. Hot.

Now on OnlyFans, actually, as of a few weeks ago. Good on her. The people making money on OnlyFans fucking live your best life. How much would it cost for you to get on there? I'd do it for free. I do, actually. Tony Dollodge, no. You know that chick, Jessica Power from Maths?

Yeah. So she's like an Aussie, like, reality star. And now she's like an Instagram influencer. She makes, like, over a million dollars a week on OnlyFans. Million dollars a week? Yeah. What? Yeah.

That might be a lie, actually. Let me Google it. Yeah, I'd check that. I know it's a lot, but a million a week? Yeah. What? Yeah. That might be a lie, actually. Let me Google it. Yeah, I'd check that. I know it's a lot, but $1 million a week. Although, to be fair, she did recently go on a reality show in the UK, which would have been like a whole new market. Oh, sorry. So $50,000 in five days since starting it, like a year ago.

So maybe it was $1 million over the time. If you had have told me $50,000 in five days, I would have fucking lost my shit. But because you said a million, now 50 is like, oh, why get out of bed? Yeah. I think she's out of bed. Oh, that's the whole point. Yeah, okay. Hey, Tony.

Oh, yeah. Yeah? I'm ready to shoot my shot. Come right in. Sorry. Now, back a bit further. Back a bit further. Okay, this is if you're sitting in the crowd and, like,

the guy with the hot dog thing comes across. Could I grab a hot dog? Need to fill my hole. Then I might grab something to eat as well. Thank you for clarifying that last bit. Got to hate it when it doesn't go right in but just kisses the rim. I don't mind a kiss on the rim, actually. No, that was just me being in character.

But you want it to go in eventually. It has to go in eventually. A bit of circle work around the thing. You're like, okay, I get it, but like... Yeah. Let's not beat around the bush, you know what I'm saying? This is just great and I love the atmosphere. It doesn't matter whether you're doing it in a stadium

or on a public court. You like to do it on a public court with your mates, don't you, on the weekend? Love to. Up in Brunswick. Me and the boys get together? Yeah. People watching?

Do it on the public court. Come on, give it to me. I'm wide open. Don't you hate it when they play it cool and they don't just give it to you? When you see me there presenting. Hand it over. Send it home, Doug. Just give me the balls.

Hey, Tony. Hey. Before we get started, and I'm really looking forward to this, but before we get started, Fergie with the national anthem. Bad star, spangled fan, never yet went away. Never yet will we leave For the land of the free This goes on for 15 minutes. All the players are laughing at her

because she's trying to make the anthem sexy for some reason. And the home of the brave. Go Bulls! Come on! Wow. That was very funny. Hey, it's Michelle from Vancouver, D.C., and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Thank you to all the champion tapas.

You're right, I can't be trusted with music. No, you can't. Thank you to all the champion tapers who signed up. You're right, I can't be trusted with music. No, you can't. See, it's there and you just press. Stop it. Go on. No, stop it. You don't have to do the accent. No, stop it.

You can't be trusted. Don't do it. I would never. We both know I'm going to. So you might as well just get on with it. A were not going to. So you might as well just get on with it. A big thank you to... A big thank you to a few of our champion tapas. Lexi, if people haven't listened to yesterday's,

it just makes no sense. A big thank you, Lexi Lovell, Britt Lincoln, Lena Mantarian, Caitlin Barker, Jane Allardy, Maureen Ranks and Ryan Golden. Yes, he is. You know what his name was when he married Melissa Showers? Ryan Showers. You fucked that right up. What was his original name?

Ryan Golden. Yeah, they hyphenated. Showers Golden? You're a fucking... I'm right up. What was his original name? Ryan Golden. Yeah, they hyphenated. Showers Golden? You're a fucking... I'm fucked up. Maybe we just run a country music bed under the whole episode every week. Or not, or not. Okay, okay, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

It doesn't seem fine. It doesn't? Do we need an intervention? Do I need to delete these things from in front of you so that you can't go wrong? I've withheld from the yodelling one today thus far. I just. If you get a 15-minute interlude to talk about the Kardashians

during a basketball segment. It was a conversation we were having. I can play a reggae bed. I didn't just play something at random. You weren't, you know, pouring your soul out, thanking these beautiful champion tapas. And then I went, by the way, the Kardashians, can you believe that the Kardashian curse doesn't start with a K? That was very funny. Thank you very much. I'd go as far to say extremely funny,

which is annoying me right now. Hey, how you know you're a bogan according to the Daily Mail? Think Sophie Monk. She's openly called herself a bogan. I hope so because if not, that's offensive. No, I don't think that being called a bogan is offensive. Don't you? I don't think it's a. You called me a bogan last week.

Was it last week, the week before? I also don't think it's a compliment though. me a bogan last week. Oh, was it last week, the week before? I also don't think it's a compliment, though. Is that a fair kind of... Yeah, no, it's not a compliment. You know, we're about to obviously explain, but do you know what I reckon's worse? When someone calls you a cashed-out bogan. Ooh. Yeah, I reckon that's mean.

This became a thing in Australia because carpenters, electricians, plumbers, even people in mining, earned so much money 10 years ago that they were earning way more than white-collar jobs. And so this term cashed up bogan became a thing. It's a big thing in WA because people started working on the mines up north. Earning hundreds of thousands a year. Yeah, they were just earning crazy money. So what did they do with it?

Well, they spent it on like V8 Holdens and... Jet skis, big screen TVs. Yeah, houses in Baldivis. A couch with a built-in fridge. Yeah, an electric recliner couch. Like, you know, yeah. Oh, it goes back. Yeah, a sleeve tattoo, You know, cool stuff.

So I am a, I grew up around cashed up bogans, like from Perth. Was your family? I mean, you did go to the Speedway every Friday night. Yeah, when I was a kid, we always went to the Speedway. I don't know if we were cashed up bogans. Maybe not full cashed up, but did you think maybe deep inside somewhere there was a cashed up bogan that could have been unleashed if the timing was right?

Definitely. Definitely. Like if cash came in, it'd be going straight back out on jet skis. Am I right? Oh, no, not jet. Cars. Yeah, like my family had cars. Yeah, that's bogan area.

And boats. Yeah, good areas. Yeah, like boat in the front yard. Yeah. See, we're right on. I don't even have to start reading the list. Yeah, like just explain Tony's life. Well, this is where I'm nervous for you.

Oh, don't. Because I just said it's not offensive. Because as I read this list. I just said it's not offensive and now I'm like, don't say it. If I read this list, some are going to say, hang on, is this from the Daily Mail or is this Ryan describing Tony's upbringing? Fuck off. Oh, my God.

And the first one will set the tone. Great. This is how you know you're a bogan, according to the Daily Mail. Responding with get fucked when someone tells you some news. Get. Okay. Is that bogan? Tell it to the Daily Mail, mate.

Is that bogan? I just work here. I just read the articles. Is that bogan though? It's not not bogan. You say get fucked as well. Okay, so we're both one all. I'll score. It's the Tony and Ryan off for who's not bogan. You say get fucked as well. Okay, so we're both one all. I'll score.

It's the Tony and Ryan off for who's a bogan. Growing up, you had a fridge in the lounge room and a deep freezer in the laundry or garage. We did have a deep freezer in the laundry. Yep. But we didn't have a fridge in the lounge room. How many fridges did you have? We had two.

Yeah, see, it's implying that you had a fridge in the kitchen and you needed a fridge somewhere else, so you just got to find a spot for it. But it was in a bar, like we had a bar room. Oh, is that worse? Excuse me. Sorry? Nothing.

You had a bar? Yeah. You had a bar? Yeah, we had a bar room. What do you mean a bar room? Like so a room in our house that was like. The bar. Yeah. It was actually really cool. So it's like built up and I had like a bar bench and stuff.

And all of the seats had like little plaques like engraved of like my dad's mates and stuff. You fucking hell. This is real Bogan area. Did you have that? No. Did you have a fridge? Yeah, one fridge.

Fuck off. Who's got one fridge? Us and other non-Bogan people. Did you have a deep freezer? No, we had a freezer attached to the fridge. Like there's one thing. Fridge at the top, fridge at the bottom. Okay.

Oh, no. Okay. Number top, fridge at the bottom. Okay. Same. Oh, no. Okay. Number three, you had a bar. Oh, fuck. I wonder if, is it an American thing as well to have bars or is it purely bogan Australia? I don't know. But, yeah, ours was like a proper, like it was always stocked,

like they had every type of alcohol, like cocktail shakers, like really gorgeous gorgeous crystal glasses. As you know, and I've said it a million times, sorry to annoy everyone about it, that I'm looking for a house at the moment. Yeah, no, that's not annoying. It's exciting. So we go to open houses and a lot of like older places

from the 70s and 80s will have a bar in like the rumpus room. But now having a bar is chic as fuck. It's the type of bar though. Yeah. Because these are like the big bench thing and just like in a beer fridge where you have like a nice wall for your spirits and a wine fridge. We had that. I mean, it wasn't chic, but it was like proper.

Number four. Fucking hell. It's three versus one at the moment, by the way, for Tony. You had a boat out the front. Oh, Ryan. Number five a boat out the front. Oh, Ryan. Number five. What? Two boats? Two boats? Oh, we're not cashed

out boat. We just have two boats in the front yard. So one's like a really nice one. The Sunday boat. And then the other one was just for a run around town. Like a dinghy boat for like dad to go fishing off. Next one. There was pictures of your for like dad to go fishing off. Yeah. Next one.

There was pictures of your dad from fishing trips holding up fish. Probably near the bar. Pictures of us like surfing. Probably not him fishing, but pictures of us surfing. Okay. If he had caught something worth taking a photo of, would it have been up? Yeah, definitely.

There we go. I'll give myself half a point. Next one. When you finish a bag of chips or shapes, you shake the bag to get the last of the flavouring. No, I don't do that because I think that's foul. I agree. It's messy.

I just hate it. Yeah, because you dump it and then it just goes all over your clothes. Would you lick your finger and then, like, wipe it up? No, I don't think so. Okay, me neither. Okay. Oh, you get a point for that. That's bogan. Is that really?

Oh, okay. Yep. When you're in charge of the food shopping, you live off either supermarket pasta salad or cheese and bacon rolls. That was not on the Daily Mail. Are you calling the Daily Mail liars? No, I'm calling you a liar. Their legal team will fucking light you up.

Link in bio, link in bio. I'm calling you a liar. Did it really swear on our friendship that it said specifically cheese and bacon rolls? What are you accusing me of? This is defamation. You called me a liar. Swear on our friendship that it said specifically cheese

and bacon rolls because you know that when I was batching at the other week that I lived off cheese and bacon rolls, I would like for you to look me in the eye and tell me that the Daily Mail article specifically said cheese and bacon rolls. Number nine. Okay, being a fucking jerk, that's a bogan point for you. Number nine gets very defensive about the cheese and bacon rolls.

Okay, two points to me. And now we know. Yeah, so that did end up quite a clean sweep, actually. It was almost a draw. Ryan on three points and Tony on six and a half. So almost a draw. Almost a draw. Pretty close.

I, oh. Do you want me to go first? Do you need a time to read group? No, I'm okay. Okay. Maybe this will, it'll make me feel better. Things I love to see. Cheese and bacon rolls.

Oh, fuck off. Boats. So on our Patreon, there's like a, you can message us and stuff It'll make me feel better. Things I love to see. Cheese and bacon rolls. Oh, fuck off. Boats. On our Patreon, there's like a, you can message us and stuff and we try and get back to everybody. Yep. We used to say 100% success rate. It's a bit busier now. A bit busier.

But we got a message from Big Gay Al, who we've talked about on the podcast before. And he said, normal or nah, generating a QR code with the link to the podcast, printing it out, strategically placing the printouts in high traffic areas like on the bus and train bus stop because that's what I've been doing. Big Gay Al has generated a QR code for the Tony and Ryan podcast. Share that shit.

I'll post it around. And has been like putting it up at the train, at the bus stop and at the train station and stuff. Do we owe Big Gay Al some cash? He's already a shareholder, being a tarper, already a shareholder. He's investing in himself. I think it's fine. But I love to see that. I love to see that.

God, getting behind the course well and truly. I've always loved Big Gay Al. Yeah, oh, an absolute pleasure. But I love to see that. I do love to see that too. You know what I love to see? Hilary Duff. Oh.

Isn't she just the best? She is the best. I listen to her album a lot. Growing up, I watched her shows, thought she was great. Liz McGuire, yeah. She's great. Recently, she did a house tour on AD, Architectural Digest or whatever. Oh, you love Architectural Digest.

And you know how some of these... I'll have to watch that because I love her. But some of these celebs are like a bit wanky and a bit like, oh, it's from a designer. You'll fall in love so much with, I was going to say Lizzie McGuire, with Hilary Duff because she's just so normal and she's hanging out with her kids and she built a slide in her... That's like Bogan behaviour.

Built a slide in the kids' room. Is that Bogan? No, it's not. It's really not. It was great. But she is fucking lovely. And then last week she comes out. She's 35 years old.

Yeah. And did this, like, nude shoot. Did you see those photos last week? Yeah, I saw it, yeah. And I was just like, mate. It fucking almost broke the internet. Of course I saw it. She looks gorgeous.

But she also just looks really happy and like a genuine person. I'll put it in the episode thread because I was just like, I thought I couldn't love Hilary Duff anymore. Bridget and I watch this video and we're both just sitting there like, oh, get it. I'm going to watch that this afternoon. Do it. I love that.

Yeah. Oh, I'd love to see that as well. Yeah, Hilary Duff. God, we've really covered a lot of celeb news in this episode, haven't we? From the Kardashians to Hilary Duff. Tomorrow, we've really covered a lot of celeb news in this episode, haven't we? From the Kardashians to Hilary Duff. Tomorrow. And Big Gay Al.

Some of the biggest names in the biz. Yeah, that's what I'm hearing. Yeah. Surprisingly, not a lot of boats in the front yard coverage on TMZ. Fuck you. Fuck you. I love you. That's what it said in the newspaper.

Genuine love and care. And Ryan never judges her. That's what it said in the newspaper. Genuine love and care. And Ryan never judges her. That's what it said. It's not what I'm fucking hearing at the moment, but it's okay. If it's in print, it must be true. Tomorrow we've got some normal or nahs and the greatest sacrifice, meow. Ooh. Yeah.

Stick around. Love you, bye.