Toni and Ryan - At the office and in the bedroom

Episode Date: June 27, 2022

Things you can say at the office and in the bedroom, and things you've won. Plus if you're a photoshop whizz, jump into our Facebook group!! Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello. Why is that Brooke? Yes. Well, thanks for brooking in an approval because it's Jamie Ryan. Oh, my gosh. Will you approve this episode? Absolutely. Yay!

Aw, thanks, Brooke. How are you? I'm Brooke. How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? We're well. Now, Brooke has an issue with the podcast. What's wrong, Brooke? I believe, and correct me if I'm wrong, Brooke,

but when you're listening on your headphones and giggling away, your 13-year-old child starts asking questions. Is this right? Yes. And it gets really awkward, but it's escalated. It's now at work. And my co-workers are hearing me. But what happens when they say, oh, well, what are you listening to?

What happened? And then do you have to kind of not give a correct answer because maybe that's something that a 13-year-old or a work colleague under HR policy needs to hear about? Well, thankfully with my son, I can address it, but just be like, it's none of your business. But at work, nobody addresses it. Nobody's like, what are you laughing at?

So I just look like the weird person in the corner laughing at myself. Well, that's me as well, except my headphones are never on. I'm just like thinking about a joke I told a week ago. That was good, Tony. That was good. Hi, this is Brooke from Perth and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Welcome.

Happy Tuesday. Happy Tuesday. Coming up, we're talking about winners. I'm a winner, baby. That's a RuPaul song, sorry. What's the next line? That is literally like the whole song. I'm a winner, baby.

I'm a winner, baby. What does RuPaul, other than Drag Race, what do they do? Well, RuPaul is RuPaul. That's their job. Yeah. Like that's. So do you know that RuPaul. What does RuPaul do though?

RuPaul has been around since like the early 80s. Yeah. They've seen some shit. Like she, just insane, like the amount of stuff. But so she writes heaps of music. She's got fucking banger after banger. Okay, so this is what I was asking. Yeah.

You know that song that's in like every movie? Are the songs usually more than the one that you just did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that one song that you would have heard in a million fucking movies during like a montage of like a photo shoot and it's like, Work, cover girl, work it girl, give a twirl, do your thing on the runway.

That's RuPaul. I don't know the song. I don't know the specific movie, but I can see that scene a million times over. Yeah, so there's that and then obviously like with RuPaul's Drag Race, fuck, she would be worth a fucking mint. Well played. And I don't think that she would lift worth a fucking mint. Well played. And I don't think that she would lift a finger in getting ready either.

Like, so she, one of the contestants from Drag Race, like an early season Raven, she's really good at makeup. And now RuPaul flies her with her everywhere that she goes and she does her makeup. So RuPaul just sits there and goes, turn me into RuPaul, please. Yep. Yep. At the moment I'm RuPaul Charles and I want you to turn me into RuPaul. It's like amazing. It would be like an

insane life. It'd be annoying to have to go through that because it'll take a while every day. Take a while to get dressed. And this is coming from a slob of a... I was going to say, yeah, it takes you a while to get ready. Yeah, I know. You didn't even do your hair this way. No, I did not. So it's coming from a guy who gets out of bed, falls into the shower, falls into whatever clothes you can see and is at work three minutes later. I mean, I kind of do the same thing, so no judgment from me, but I can't imagine that being part of my life. Like the glam part, though, is probably really fun for drag queens.

So when I watched Architectural Digest with Kylie Jenner. Oh, I fucking love it. Did I tell you the other day that I just watched the Travis Barker one? You did. Yeah. Fuck, it's so good. Is his house cool? Yeah, it's sick.

So Kylie Jenner has a glam room with a door to like the outside so when the make-up artists come each morning, they can just come in their side entrance and do her make-up and go. So they don't have to like, you know, come through the main part of the house. Fuck. I mean, a smart design choice because then the makeup artists can just, like, buzz through.

No one has to let them in. And they don't have to, like, oh, we'll set up in the kitchen. Like, no, there's a place. There's a spot where all of my shit is. I actually, I like that. It would be really cool if you were doing the amount of like work and press and always being photographed like they are, like the Kardashians.

I guess you'd be so like I don't want to be shot not at my best. But then like they probably, well, in the Kardashians show, like they're always like on their phone like doing emails while they're getting their makeup done. Yeah. So it's like it's probably for them. They're like if I was doing it myself, I can't do anything else at the same time.

If I'm going to spend the 45 minutes anyway, I might as well be working at the same time. I love seeing a montage. Maybe this should be one of my loved scenes. A montage when it's someone getting put in character for what a- Like a role in a movie or something. Like when you've watched the time lapse of The Grinch. Yeah, and if those, they're not human characters,

they are a Grinch or a superhero or something, and they're in the chair for three hours, and they're looking incredible, but they're like sipping on a Starbucks, doing some emails on their phone, and sitting there for hours at a time. But I love watching those as a time lapse. Yeah. Does that mesmerise you as well?

Yeah, just because the art that goes into it, I think people underestimate, like, the willpower of people to be able to sit there for that long as well. We're doing that for sitting in the chair for four hours and then you have to go and perform? Yeah, that's actually such a good point. If I had six hours' worth of make-up, I'd be like, I'm calling it a day.

Yeah, great. See you guys tomorrow. Take it off now. Far out. Anyway. More makeup chat later. Speaking of doing all your makeup then going to work, things you can say in the office.

These are things you can say in the office and also in the bedroom. Pretty good from me. Good from you. Seamless. I should do this for a job. Oh, God, I hope we've got insurance. Do we have insurance now that we're unemployed? We do.

You just. But that's for like legal shit. It's not for like us. Oh. So should we have like, what is it? Is it third party? Where if something was to happen to us. Do you know what? I actually, I don't know Where if something was to happen to us, do you know what?

I actually, I don't know if I should talk about this on podcast, but I actually need to get insurance for like my stuff. Yeah. Do you have like insurance? No, you're not an insurance guy. I'd love to. I'm all about it. I just probably haven't gotten around to it yet. Yeah.

Do you have like car insurance and stuff? Don't have a car. Do you have health insurance? Yeah. No, you don't. No, I definitely do. it yet. Yeah. Do you have like car insurance and stuff? Don't have a car. Do you have health insurance? Yeah. No, you don't. No, I definitely do. You do? Yeah.

Yeah. But do you have, is your stuff insured? Like renter's insurance or fucking whatever? Nah. Yeah, nah, me either. Yeah, I think I should do that. Everyone don't rob us. Thank you.

Yeah, please don't rob me. Things you can say in the office and also in the bedroom. Hey, Tony, let's do it. Yeah. Okay. Now. Don't dip your pen in company ink. I've always said that.

I have heard you say it. Have you dipped your pen in company ink? Or has a company pen been dipped in your ink? Well, Torbs and I used to work together. Really? Yeah. When? Like when we were at WAPA, we were like working together at the same time at uni.

Yeah. Was that like frowned upon? Or was it a bit like, hey, guys, we're here to do a job and not that kind? We were always very, like we never were. Like if we were at work, it would be like we were at work. We weren't like, oh, sweetie, could you do this thing? It was like, oh, Alex, can you do this thing? Like, it would never, you know.

And luckily we never broke up, so it wasn't awkward for other people. Oh, that would be the worst. Imagine, like, an office romance gone wrong where you're, like, you walk into the staff room and then they walk in and you're like, oh, well, I'm just, like like putting my toast in the fucking toaster. I could throw up. Change jobs. Yeah, get out of there.

See you later. Oh, it's not working. Should I pull it out and put it back in again? I'm the CFO and that stands for Chief Fuck Officer. Chief fucking officer. I'm the chief fuck officer. Don't you forget it. Are you sure this desk is sturdy enough?

That's a sexy thing to say. Yep. Oh, that was a huge session. Thank you, everyone, for coming. You're welcome. Glad I can contribute. It's good when you have a big session and everyone comes. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to need you to sign this non-compete clause. I can't have you going across the street once you've finished up here. Sign an NDA while you're at it so you can't tell anybody what you've seen. Or what you've experienced. Oh, free cake in the back room. Because on TikTok, kids call bums cake now. Is that a young thing? Isn't it?

I think so, yeah. But I just made the joke. Because if, okay, so something happened the other day with some cake. What happened? And there was like a hole in the cake. And apparently cake hole is like slang for... Why was there a hole at work? There was a hole in a cake.

Oh, because someone had taken a slice and eaten a bit or something. And there was like a bit of a hole in it. And someone was like, oh, we're in the cake hole. And everyone was like, don't say cake hole. Oh, I've never heard that. Yeah. Young people, man. Oh, yeah, I don't get it.

Did you want me to do that job for you again? Yeah. Yeah, I'm available all day. Great. Yeah. I'll grab some water first. Every day before I go to sleep would be great. Thanks.

You want me to do that job for you every day before you go to sleep? Is that in the contract? I've signed an ndr i can't say anymore i'm gonna need you to increase your output because i need to be done by five i'm getting on that bus at five past five and I will not be here a moment longer. Tony. Yeah. There's a new position I'd like to talk to you about. How about instead of talking about it, you could just show me. Are you trying to wink?

There's a lot happening over there. Sorry about that. Can you say, God, you're doing a great job? God, you're doing a great job. Thanks. I studied this at uni. I can tell. Top of my class.

I don't mind being a bottom though. Oh, Tony, my God. A lot of people learn a lot of things at college that last them for a lifetime. Yeah, I didn't say it was in the classroom. Honestly, I could probably just stay home and do it myself. Can all the remote people see and hear us? Don't want you to miss a thing. Do you do this full time?

Yeah. I'm going all in. You should be better at it, I feel. No, this is just a side hustle. Yeah, your full-time job's at home. Bridget. Should we take this offline? Delete the text.

Take it offline. Oh, the printer needs... Oh, you're going to have to go again there, mate. You're done. The printer needs toner. More like this splinter needs a boner. Ha, ha, ha. I don't even know what to say.

So I sent that to Tops to test the joke out before I proved it. And how was it received? And he goes, what's a splinter? And I was like, I don't know. I'll tell you what, it's just a funny word that makes no fucking sense. But it rhymes with printer. You've just discovered how to write music. Yeah.

What does that word mean? Doesn't matter, but it rhymes with the other one. Sounds good, though, doesn't it? This is at the copying machine. It's stuck in there. I might just have to give it a bit of a wiggle. I like the little wiggle you just did with your hips. I'm wearing tracky pants and there's a lot happening there as well.

Wow. That's a lot of information. And I don't think that that clothing lot happening there as well. Wow. That's a lot of information. And I don't think that that clothing is appropriate for this setting. No. That's something that you could say at work. Oh. I tried to walk over and rub my tracksy pants on Tony,

but my headphone got caught and I nearly strangled myself. It was very uncool. Yeah. Excuse me, Ryan. I'm in charge here. Shit. Yeah? Yeah.

You like that? That's what I do. You just keep banging it. Because this splinter needs some toner. Wait. Oh, no. Your boner. Fuck.

Oh, look. Tony, can we have a chat? Yeah. Look, I know it's been hard. Me too. Tony, I know you've missed a few sessions, so just let me fill you in. So I was off sick.

That was his name? No, I was off dick. Sick leave? More like dick leave. I'm going to take a sick day. More like take a dick a day. Annual leave? I'm not like, annual leave.

Imagine going into your boss like, I need some annual leave. They're like, annual leave? You're like, sorry? Sorry? What are you talking about? What's annual leave? I've been saying it wrong. They've actually changed in HR.

Yeah. You don't call it sick leave anymore because there's like connotations. Oh. So it's now just called personal leave. Oh. So you do what you got to do. So that's appropriate for all. Yeah. I'm just going to circle back and create a real synergy.

Oh. Yeah, nice. What time did you want to come in? You free in about 90 seconds. Why are you going twice? It'll take me 70 seconds to get my belt off. Hurry up, I only took one hour's worth of anal leave. How much anal leave have you accrued?

I'm saving it also for Christmas. Did you hear Steve the other day? He's like telling people he's taken anal leave. How embarrassing. No wonder you get a day off for your birthday. Hey, it's Brooke from Perth and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A big thank you to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. If you want to check it out, you can do so at the link in the show notes

or in our bios on Instagram, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Thank you, Carly Biviano, Heather Hauser, Kate Ryan, Sarah Liv, Mimi Alexandra, Ida Holregal, Nick Craven, Thomas Hennigan, Zeynep Samaloglu, and Harry L Stone. Thank you so much for being part of our Patreon. Thanks. Oh, my God. I feel this conniption.

Are you okay? The look, like your eyes like glazed over really quickly and I was like something's happening. My life flashed before my eyes. It was really boring. That's from Chicken Run. Is it? Can't take advantage.

I haven't seen it. You haven't seen Chicken Run? No, I don't think so. Really? It's animated, right? Yeah, but it's like plasticine, like Wallace and Gromit kind of vibe. Jeez, that's hard work, that stuff. Have you ever read about how they make it?

Oh, my God. You know how just before we were talking about like the time lapses of people getting their makeup done and stuff? Insane. It takes them like a full day to do like five seconds of filming or something. Respect. Respect to anyone doing claymation. Claymation. Yeah. Do you know what blows my mind is when you're watching it and you can

see like little fingerprints. Yeah. You're like that. Someone has literally fashioned that into that thing. Incredible. Anyway, the other day I was surfing the web. I love the audio queens bringing their own soundbites now. I'm all about this. And I came across this article on BuzzFeed of stories

that people shared about winning a year's supply of something, whether it was, like, good or bad. Do you hear as much about that anymore? I think you do. Because a year's supply used to be a real thing. A year's supply of donuts. Or, like, Cadbury chocolate or something like that. When I was a kid, I used to enter competitions

like they were going out of fashion. I used to enter stuff all the, like I just wanted to win stuff so desperately. And one of the girls, and I know she listens to this podcast, but one of my best friends from primary school, Casey Marie, she used to win stuff all the time because her nan would enter. So her nan would literally sit at home all day and cut out the coupons and send them off.

So she would just always, and I remember her winning just the coolest shit. What kind of stuff are we talking about? T-shirts, CDs? Yeah, and colouring in packs. You know how Faber-Castell would do like a big pack and you'd get like the click pens and you'd get like wind-ups and pencils and books and stuff.

She would just win the coolest shit and I was always so jealous because I was like, oh, I didn't grow up with grandparents. So I was like, is this the cool thing about having grandparents? Is it that they win you stuff because they've got nothing else to do? They're like, yeah, oh, yes, little Tony, I'll enter in this competition. That's exclusively what grandparents do. They don't do anything else.

Imagine that. What do you do, Will? I've retired now, so I'm entering competitions. I used to be a schoolteacher, but my daughter had a kid, so now I'm fucking just cutting out magazines. Yeah, I'm fucking busy, mate yeah we want some derwins derwins are elite by the way oh my god if somebody had derwin pencils you'd be like what's your what do your parents do for a living obviously more than cutting out magazines

fucking doctor and lawyer over here um and so i used to just enter stuff so often that I would forget what I'd entered and I only ever won one. One. One competition. Do we need a drum roll? They called. Yeah. And they were like, can we please speak to Tony Lodge?

And my mum was like, this is weird. And she gave me the phone. I was probably like nine. Do you have to be over 15 or 16 or something? Well, I guess for some of them. Some lady from marketing is like, this is weird. And she gave me the phone. I was probably like nine. Do you have to be over 15 or 16 or something? Well, I guess for some of them. Some lady from marketing is like, yeah, can I speak to Tony? Like, uh, yeah, I'll put her on. Hello.

Hello. And I won roof insulation. Like it was. You don't even pay the heating bills. No. We'll save a fortune. While I'm six years old, I never paid them anyway. It doesn't fucking matter.

And it was, you know, those like pink bats. Oh, they were huge. Yeah. When they came out, oh. I know. And I won like one house's worth of roof insulation. And at the time I was just like, are you fucking kidding me? Like Casey Marie is winning fucking Derwent pencil cases and shit. And I've won fucking roof insulation. And at the time I was just like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, Kasey Marie is winning fucking Derwent pencil cases and shit

and I've won fucking roof insulation. Excuse me, before you give attitude to the lady who's giving you the roof insulation, who entered the competition? It was me. Yeah, so what was the competition? Tell me in 25 words or less how much heat's escaping through the walls at your place. No, it was like a tombola raffle at, like, the Royal Show

or a fair or something. Yeah, so anyway. A ship prize amongst other good ones. Probably. And we never used it. Like, Mum and Dad obviously either didn't need it or our house was already insulated or something. Would that be worth it to the right people?

That would be. I was thinking about it the other day. Now, as an adult, I'm like, oh. What I wouldn't do for those bats. I wonder if they've still got them. Like, have they hung on to them for me? Send them to my house. It's freezing this winter.

I know, especially in Melbourne. I'm like, fucking line those up on the fucking, across the windows. Already got bats. Put two in, bad. So I was like, I've won this thing, finally. I had the rush of winning something. Yeah, it's a good feeling, isn't it? What have I won? And she was like, oh've won this thing finally. I had the rush of winning something and I was like, what have I won? And she was like, oh, well, you know,

we're a company that makes these fucking pink bats. I've got a question for you. Sorry to throw a spanner in the way. No, no, please, welcome, any time. It sounds to me like you're still owed a house supply's worth of pink bats. That's a good point. Do you think I could exchange them for cash? What was her number?

Oh, mate, it was 20 years ago. What was her number? Four. 1-800. That's very funny. Let's call pinkbats.org. Yeah, 1-800-PINK. G'day, mate.

Do not. Do not call 1-800-PINK. What? Do you think the pop star will answer? Imagine someone so, so what? I'm still a rock star. I got my rock moves. Imagine you're trying to call

1-800-PINK-BATS but you accidentally call 1-800-PINK-BITS first. Bats, but you accidentally got 1-800-PINK-BITS. 1-800-FANNYS. That's what I said, 1-800-PINK. I assume that's a sex line somewhere. And why did I go to pink the pop star?

That's what she does now. But it's P! Exclamation mark. And it's her saying, it's just you and your hand tonight. Just you and your bat tonight. Can someone in the episode thread, because I know we've got some Photoshoppers on the tap, make a poster for 1-800-PINK and it's the musician Pink with like a headset.

Yeah, and she's holding one of those pink bats that you put in your roof and send you a photo of them but I never got them. Couldn't tell you what they look like. Tony and Ryan on Facebook, join the group. You'll see the photos there. And give us your best pink bats. Show us your pink bats.

I love show us your pink bats. Luckily we're not Kiwis. Oh, show us your pink bats. Okay, I'm really upset. Okay, sorry, what's happened to you? No, but now this story isn't as good as that. Yeah, I don't care anymore. All I care about is your pink beds.

I can't. Oh, well, yeah, I really don't want to. I mean, one of them is pretty funny. I want a year's supply of calendars from a local gift shop. One calendar? They gave them one calendar worth $2.99. Is that someone from the Tarpers group? No, this is from the article.

A year's supply of calendars. I know. That's so dumb. Was that a joke? I don't. I'm guessing it must have been a gag because, like, otherwise how? Have you seen those sales about this time of year where it's, like, calendars half price?

Yeah. And diaries and stuff? Because I can only fucking use half of it. So I'm still paying full price. Yeah. Yeah. Like per month I'm still paying the same price. Pro rata.

Yeah. Big calendar. Yeah, they'll fucking get you. That's what I reckon. Are you in a seasonal industry? I'm in the calendars game. What do you do for work, mate? Oh, calendars. Busy time of year?

Big calendar. Busy time of year? No. We're busy from about December 28 to about January 4, and then the rest of the time it's pretty koozy, actually. Yeah, yeah. We got a lot of stock to move, though. Michelle McDonald, who is a tarper, and she shared in our group that she won a pound of fudge for every month for a year.

So she won like a year's supply of fudge. That's fucking good. Yeah, that's good. And then the fudge store closed down. Well, they've still got, they owe, it's. Yeah. Maybe that's what sent them into receivership. We can't afford Michelle's fudge.

She's ruined us. And there's honestly no way of coming back from the pink bat. So I'll finish off with this story. Samantha Millen posted in our group, she's a tapper. She said, I won a tapper, she said, I won a miniature pony in a raffle. That's sick. A real horse.

And she said, but he was too small to ride. And I replied and I said, sorry, what? Like a fucking horse. Like a Shetland pony? Like a legit fucking horse. I said, a fucking horse. And she said, yeah, a fucking horse. His name was Colin.

And then she shared a picture of Colin. That's Colin. She won a horse but was too small to ride. I'm like, the thing about winning a horse. That's a lot of hard work. The admin of a horse. Yeah, the logistics. Where are you going to fucking keep it?

It was like me with the pig bats. I had nothing to do with it. Great prize, sure, but. When I was younger, it was just me and mum in a unit. Yeah. Did you need some roof insulation? Because I got some. I'll ask her.

She's blind on a train in the middle of Northern Territory at the moment. But could you imagine, we lived in a little unit, no backyard or anything. Yeah. Like there's just literally a clothesline and a door. Like that was all the backyard was. Beautiful. Imagine me coming home and going, hey, Mum, I want a horse.

Like there's a lot of assumptions there. That's so, yeah. Oh, just leave him out the back. What are you going to, yeah, what are you going to do with it? Keep it in your room? Oh, maybe if you've got that secret side door like Kylie Jenner has, you bring the horse. The glam room is now the horse room.

Far out. It's pretty stable. Don't. Sorry? Do not. I don't. My face is hurting too much from the pink bath, so I can't have any hospital chat or stable chat or anything today.

I'm done. I nearly pissed myself in this thing two episodes ago. I can't today. I'm done. I nearly pissed myself in this thing two episodes ago. I can't today. All right. Well, I can't back up the pink bats with the stories that I had. I'm so sorry. Next week. I want to know what you've won, though.

They'll be winners. Put them in the episode. People sent me, like, things that were good that they've won. I wanted shit stuff. Yeah. I wanted, like, I read another story and it was, like, things that were good that they've won. I wanted shit stuff. Yeah. I wanted, like, I read another story and it was, like, these little boys, their mum entered a competition to win, like, a year's supply of pantyhose

and they used to come in, like, little egg, like, plastic eggs, like a kinder surprise. The pantyhose were, like, wrapped up in that and their mum didn't wear them so they, like, played cops and robbers for a whole year with, like, the stockings on their heads. Oh, they're making the most out of it. Exactly.

Yeah, got to do something. Things you'll have to see. I read this story during the week. This young toddler is going through that phase where they're learning to read and talk and when they see street signs, they'll, like, say it out loud. Oh, and try and, like, sound it out or whatever. Yeah, and just when they see words, they say it

and it's, like, really fun and really cute. However, do you know how most stores have like the hours on the front? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hours, Monday to Friday, 9 till 6. Saturday morning, yeah. So it's the word hours and in the middle of a busy shopping centre, the toddler goes, Whores!

Whores? Whores on Saturday? Whores, goes, whores! Whores? Whores on Saturday? Whores? Is it whores? And the mum is in a busy show. Surely you just pass away. Whose child is that? Oh, that's not my one.

Some perverted kid is just screaming whores in a Westfield. Oh, and it's funny because they don't know what they are saying. The kid doesn't know. They've got no idea. It's fun for us on the podcast. Yeah, but the mum is, like, mort funny because they don't know what they are saying. The kid doesn't know. They've got no idea. It's fun for us on the podcast. Yeah, but the mum is, like, mortified because she's like, oh, they don't know what he's trying to read. Yeah.

And you can imagine her being like, hours, he's reading hours. Hours, it's hours. You can see it. He's saying hours. It's the ancient hours. What? Fuck, that is so funny. I reckon parents would just have the best stories like that.

And it sucks because you can't laugh because you're trying to either reprimand them or teach them so they don't just keep saying it. I'd be losing it. My love to see it today is this tweet that went a bit va-va-va-viral from a girl that her handle is the Post's office, which is quite funny, and it's a picture and it's captioned, the woman in front of me at the Steely Dan concert is reading the Wikipedia page for Steely Dan.

And it's just like this older woman with a Wikipedia page open on her phone. Who is this? Where am I? My fucking kids drag me to this or my husband or something and she's like, fuck, I better figure out who this guy is or who this band is. Who's Steely Dan? And I just thought that he's so funny.

Well done. Awesome. That's me watching a movie, reading about it on Wikipedia at the same time. Oh, and going, did you know that this actor was also in this thing? Someone else auditioned, but they gave it to Jim Carrey. Yeah, can you believe that? Isn't that good?

Oh, they would have been better at that. Shut the fuck up, Ryan, and let me watch the fucking movie. Where's your fucking Wikipedia afterwards? Have you seen the time lapse of him getting into the make-up for The Grinch? It's very good. It takes Dan Steele hours to get to this point. Dan Steele.

Whatever the fuck his name is, I can't remember. I need to look him up on Wikipedia. Tomorrow on the show, hype man Lil' Ryan John. I've got something for you. Oh, yay. Insulation meow. Competition meow. Show us your pink bats. Meow. Show us your pink bats.

Meow. Show us your pink cats. Love you, bye.