Toni and Ryan - Aussie Language Lesson

Episode Date: June 26, 2022

TikTok Language lessons and feedback from last week! Also me discussing an unfortunate underwear choice. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Hi, Charlotte. Oh, my God. Put your proudest foot forward because it's Tony and Ryan. For context of that joke, your last name is Proudfoot. Just for context, if you didn't get it, Charlotte, just in case. Just in case, yeah. I haven't heard that one before.

I'm sorry, Charlotte, just in case. Just in case, yeah. I haven't heard that one before. I'm sorry, Charlotte. So we often say that no one in Australia would dare listen to this podcast, but Charlotte, where are you based? I am in Cairn, down in Melbourne. In Melbourne. Oh, our first Australian listener. Charlotte, can we get you to approve this episode? Oh, I don't know.

Let me think about it. Yeah, okay. Luckily, she's calmed down. I've calmed down. I've calmed down with Tony shitty Proudfoot jokes. Hi, it's Charlotte from Melbourne and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Hello.

Happy day, night, time, afternoon, whatever. Whenever you're listening, all you need to know is that Toni has had her hair done and she's looking incredible. Thank you. That's very sweet. Well done. Thank you. Looks glorious. Thank you. Coming up later today, some feedback on last week's episode.

And I have a new theory to propose to you. What about? You know the concept of inception in the movie, how you can like insert an idea into someone's brain? Yeah. There's a new version of that that has come from this podcast and I'll share that with you in about 10 minutes. All right.

I incepted you just earlier. About what? About, I remember when I was like, oh, imagine if we didn't record on a Friday, cause then we could have the Friday off. And then you were like, have you just, and I was like, yeah, I want a Friday off in like three months. Tony's trying to incept the podcast. This is our first week of five days a week,

and Tony's already angling for long weekends. Yeah. Well, I mean, you've got to do the work. I'm trying to not do the work, so that doesn't make sense. That doesn't make sense. Hey, quick question that has come through from Texas. Texas. I got a question for you Aussies out there.

Us Texans, when we're trying to say the word you, but in a plural form, we say y'all. I don't know why we do. We just do it. You all squish it together. Y'all. And I've asked like 10 Aussies in person and none of them know the answer of what they say when they need to reference multiple people. For example, are all y'all going to the store? Where are y'all going to dinner tonight?

How would you say that here in Australia? Send help. So this guy's just moved to Australia and he's just trying to figure out the subtle differences. The slang of, yeah. So, Tony? I'd probably say everyone. Oh, is everyone coming to dinner?

Is everyone going? Everyone. But, like. Because I listened to this and I was like, ha-ha, we don't say y'all. And then I had a big like. Because we don't. Because we don't. And then I had a big like, what do we say?

Everyone. What's everyone. Like, is everyone going? Because I think that in a group or depending on who you're talking to, you know who the everyone would be. Do you say that a lot though? Because it totally makes sense. I guess if I think about it, but, yeah, I'd probably say everyone.

Everyone. Dear Texan, everyone is the answer. I feel like that's probably our closest word. We just talk without needing to use a word. What are you doing for dinner? What's everyone doing for dinner? What are we all doing for dinner? What are you guys?

Do we drop a you guys? Is that a thing that we say anymore? for dinner. What are you guys? Do we drop a you guys? Is that a thing that we say anymore? But I just feel like depending on the context of who you were talking to and what you were talking about doing, it would probably be different. But if we would say I was going to say if I was talking to you

about going for dinner, it would imply that it was you and your wife Bridget, my boyfriend Torbs and I, but you wouldn't say everybody about only four people. You wouldn't be like, oh, is everyone going? You'd be like. I mean, Torbs and Bridget coming. But that's not. But is everyone coming?

That's not enough for everyone to be everyone. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Also, that guy sounds like a guy that says you're probably every second sentence. Yeah. So to move to Australia, we're like, we don't do that. Maybe the problem is that I don't have enough friends to talk about people in this grandiose sense.

Yeah, maybe this Texas guy has a lot of friends, a lot of mates, he's going out with a lot of people, doing a lot of partying. And they're all going all the time. Yeah, they're all going and it doesn't apply to us because hashtag unrelatable content, we don't have friends. No, mate. This is a lot sadder than I thought, this segment. Yeah, I used to work with someone who always said y'all,

like an Australian person. Unironically. Yeah, I think thought it was cute or funny or something. Because I say howdy a lot someone brought to my attention. You do say howdy a lot. Is that weird? And also when you're texting me, your yeah always auto-corrects to... Yeehaw.

Yeah. And so whenever I'm like, are you coming to pick me up in 10 minutes, you go, yeehaw. And it always makes me laugh. Why does my personality and auto-think think I'm a cowboy? Maybe it's because you can't spell. Maybe they're just really, really confused. Or maybe it's me just like, yeah, huh?

Yeah, huh? I don't think so. Yeah, I'll be there in 10 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Are you coming to pick me up? Yeah.

It's just so funny. And to help this guy that has moved from Texas to New South Wales. I thought we'd go through a few other things. Texas to New South Wales. That's a big move. It depends where in New South Wales. It's sounding big move. It depends where in New South Wales. It's sounding regional, isn't it? It is.

Yeah. It is. It doesn't sound like he's moved to Sydney. I hope for his sake he's not in the eastern suburbs of Sydney with all the fancy Instagram girls and stuff. Although maybe he'd do all right for himself with the accent there. Maybe. Yeah, that's a good point.

Oh, yeah. Not for Tony, apparently. Not for me. But, yes, keep going. When us Australians say, I'm wearing thongs, we mean? Shoes. Flip-flops. Yeah.

Not the slutty underwear. Excuse me? Slutty. Like hot little slutty underwear. It's slightly a compliment. In that situation, I think so. Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

Yeah. The other day, when I was getting my haircut, so I went there at 3.30 and I left at 9pm. Whoa. Like it was such a long day and I didn't even think about it, but I wore quite slutty underwear. You just sit there for six hours. In my slutty underwear.

Like a wedgie. Almost fucking split me in half. Hope you don't sneeze. It's sliced like a piece of string through cheese. You know those old school cheese things? Unfortunately, yes. I'm well aware. And so are the people at the hairdresser.

Yeah, that's a bad decision. Yeah, I just didn't even think about it, but I did not dress for comfort. That brings me to our next thing. When we say tracky-dacks, we mean. The pants you're wearing right now. Don't tracky-dack shame me, mate. You've rolled into work today because this is our job.

Yeah. Our full-time job. Well, I was going to say I've retired, I'm unemployed, and I'm wearing tracky-dacks. Yeah, like sweatpants. Sweatpants. Yeah. Because I didn't get when I'm, I don't know if I mentioned

that I once lived in America. When? When people, like, put your sweats on, like your sweatshirt, sweatpants. I was like, what? That sounds a bit gross. So when. They're trackies. when people were like, put your sweats on, like your sweatshirt, sweatpants. I was like, what? That sounds a bit gross. They're trackies.

So when watching like American TV and they say in my sweats, I was always like, oh, cool, it's obviously pants. But it also means the jumper, right? Like a windshield. Yeah, they don't say jumper over there, they mean jumpsuit. Oh. So you say I'm putting a jumper on, everyone's like, righto. Okay. Oh, that's souit. Oh. So she's saying I'm putting in a jumper on. Everyone's like, righto. Oh, that's so weird.

Yeah. So what you should have done yesterday at the hairdresser was not wear a thong and instead of being tracky-dacks, so you're nice and comfortable. Australians actually get put in jail if we use the word shrimp. We actually say. Pront. Which is hilarious because everyone says shrimp on the barbie i'm like that's not a real thing yeah but also we'd never ever do that no like it's not common very common to eat seafood well it's not for me maybe i just can't afford it yeah i think prawns on the

barbecue is fucking delicious oh it's really good i reckon I've done it twice in my life. I've never cooked it myself though. I've had it like at a fancy restaurant or like at a mate's house on Christmas or something. Yeah, yeah. Like because, oh, seafood on Christmas in Australia is a big thing. It is too. So you'd maybe, yeah, you'd maybe do like.

Morton Bay bugs. Oh, yeah. Prawns. In like a pasta or something though. Yeah, nice. Some people will get like a big or something though. Yeah. Yeah, nice. Some people will get like a big fish and like bake it all day and the thing. Oh, I do like a whole fish.

And the butter and the garlic. Yeah. Anyway, we digress. In Australia we don't say McDonald's, we say. Maccas. We can't be bothered saying sandwiches because it's too long and who's got the time, so instead we say. Sambos.

Sambos. I would have accepted Sanger. Oh, Sanger, yeah. Sambos. Sambos. I would have accepted Sanger. Oh, Sanger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sambos is also 100% true. I always say Sambo. Do you want to get a Sambo? I think I like it because it sounds super bogan.

It does. Like, oh, yeah, just having a Sambo. Yeah, got it from a Servo. Who was there with you? J-Mo. Where do we get our petrol? Servo. Where do we get our booze?

Bottle-o. If we know a person with the last name Robertson, they're called? Robbo. If we don't know the answer to something, we? Dunno. And if we really don't know the answer, we? Really fucking don't know. I was going to say fuck if I know.

Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also. Also, Robbo, JMOMo and me down at the server. My name, full name, Ryan John Dunn. Congratulations. Thank you. For the first 18 years of my life, that means I would be exclusively known as?

Dunny. Yep. Which is a toilet in Australia. Oh, there's two. Yeah. Which most people wouldn't know probably. This is really awkward. So when I'd like go to a party with friends, they'd be like,

oh, this is Steve, this is Dave and this is Dunny. And then I'd sort of always get this look, especially if it was like a girl, and I'd be like, it's like because my name's Dunn, it's not like a story. Oh. Because it's like. But, I mean, you did shit on that barber's towel. So now it does have a story.

Oh, it's nice when things come back around, isn't it? But I always had to clarify that there wasn't a story. I didn't even think about that. Because it's such a, like, if someone does something harrowing in a bathroom, like, oh, good work, Dunny. Yeah, oh, hot toilet. Yeah, then you meet someone and they go, what do you call you, Dunny? Like, oh, I fucking shat myself back in the day.

No, it's just my last name. I never even thought about that. Oh, so then you'd have to be like, oh, you call your Danny? Like, oh, I fucking shat myself back in the day. No, it's just my last name. I never even thought about that. Oh, so then you'd have to be like, oh, no, no, no. My last name's Danny. You can still sleep with me. Just call me Ryan. It's not a toilet story. It's fine.

And then so Bridget and I met in Western Australia, so the other side of the country. So when we were together, I was like, come meet all my friends, come back to Melbourne for the weekend. So she's meeting all my friends. Yeah. And they're telling all these stories in Bridget's mind about some guy called Danny.

Because everyone's like, oh, you're here with her? Yeah. Oh, Danny, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And she's like, after a while, it's like, everyone's telling me stories about this guy Danny and I don't fucking know him and I don't fucking give a shit. And I was like, oh, no, that's Danny. They're talking about me.

Like they're trying to like welcome, oh, we've known your partner for ages. Here's some stories from back in the day. And she had no idea until I explained that to her far later in the evening. Was she speaking to lots of Irish people and she missed them? Oh, don't you remember when old Donny did that? Hi, it's Charlotte from Melbourne and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Oh, this is me.

That's you, mate. You take it from me. How about I? Should I say something now? Big shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Thank you so much for buying our exclusive content. Hope you're loving it. Sick over there.

It's a great little team. Some of the people in the team like what I did there. This week for exclusive content, you're going to hear and see unedited the air hog versus ground hog from last Thursday's episode. I am so glad that people were on board. I did like that people said, I don't know what Tony is saying, but I love it because Ryan didn't know what I was saying either, and every time I tried to correct myself, I just kept laughing,

so I'm really sorry about that. But thank you so much to a few of our champion tapas, Da Finchie Code, which is quite funny, Alicia Louise, Craig Esau, Zach Kokorek, Kay Nan, Jess Dukin, Jade Harvey, Megan O'Sullivan, thank you so much, Antonio Gonzalez, Joy Moriguchi, Jessica John and Jake Farthing. Thank you so much for being part of our Patreon. You're going to love watching that fucking video.

It's very funny. Speaking of which, it's actually the first bit of feedback here. Oh. Last Thursday, Tony, just to recap, you saw there was a Lego groundhog in the airport. So it was a tweet that I saw and this girl said, this guy has just pulled a full life-size groundhog made out of Lego out of his suitcase

and it was just sitting on the floor. And you suggested that when it gets on the plane, the groundhog would become an air hog. And for some reason that fucking sent us for about 15 minutes. And then you mentioned Ryan Seacrest and we said, no, it would be Ryan Groundcrest because he's not out at sea. we said no would be Ryan Groundcrest because he's not out at sea. And, you know, it really took off into it got a life of its own and it was so funny.

On behalf of people that listen to the Tony and Ryan podcast, there was one question. As much as people were enjoying it and, again, not really understanding why but just laughing that we were laughing. Even your mum said that. She said, I didn't know what you were saying, Tony, not really understanding why but just laughing that we were laughing. Even your mum said that. She said, I didn't know what you were saying, Tony, but I liked it. One main theme came from the comments and it was this. Are you okay?

And I don't mean like you're crazy, you've lost it about an air hog. I mean like the wheezing and squeaks and squeals that came out of your person. Have you had some water? Have you had some deep breaths? Now that it's a few days have passed. Yeah. How are you?

Are you all right? Are you okay? Are you okay? Straight after I had to have a strepsil. You did? Yeah, I had like a cough lozenge because my throat was destroyed and because after we record four episodes, we've been talking nonstop for, you know, almost three hours

and it is so tough. I am okay. I feel like the throat probably, I think I might be getting, I said this last week and it didn't happen, I think I might be getting that flu everyone's talking about. But, yeah, I'm okay. Thanks for asking. Thanks for checking in. Now, last week we also talked about the large, awkward farewell cards because you finished up at work.

Yes. And so did you end up getting one of those big cards? I didn't get anything. So I didn't want anything. But then when you don't get it, you're like, oh, that's a... No. But I actually hate that. You can't complain about not wanting something. Can't want anything. But then when you don't get it, you're like, oh, that's a. No, but I actually hate that. You can't complain about not wanting something. Can't whinge about getting something and then not get it and complain that you didn't get it.

Yeah. So I literally finished my last shift here at KISS. Finished, recorded my last. Yep. Turn the microphones off. Coming up next, blah, blah, blah. See ya. Turn the microphone off, grab my bag and just walked out the door.

Did you do a big sad goodbye on air? Like, you know how some people sign off and they're like, this has been such a pleasure. Turned the microphone off, grabbed my bag and just walked out the door. Did you do a big sad goodbye on air? Like, you know how some people sign off and they're like, this has been such a pleasure. No, I didn't even mention it. I just said whatever I said and I was like, yep, here's this. Coming up next is this other show, like I would do on any other day. Yeah.

And then just walked out. Yeah, right. And so a lot of people message from the pod and they're like, oh, did you get a big card? And even you said, oh, wouldn't it be funny if someone wrote a happy birthday in there? Yep. No card. No card.

Just left. I didn't get a card when I left here either. Oh, really? It's a cold place. And I'd worked here for about four years. It's cold, isn't it? Mm-hmm. Did you want a card?

Is there a farewell drinks or something? No. No. See you, mate. Because PJ, one of the hosts, left around the same time. And, yeah. Talent gets all the. Yeah.

Anyway. We're talking about the big card. Have a look here. Tell me. This is Laura. Hi, Laura. How would you describe this photo of Laura and her mood? She looks emotional.

Maybe she's been crying or is about to cry or is choking back tears. So this is Tarpa Laura. Oh, hi, Tarpa Laura. And this is after she got a big, lovely card from her whole team because she was leaving. And, you know, they're all saying nice things. She was their manager, but more than that, she was their mentor and, you know, that was so, you know, sad to be leaving her

and they said all these really nice things. I'm like, we're going to miss you and blah, blah, blah. That's what happened on my big card. It was lovely. I wouldn't know. Unrelatable. Laura comments though, and this is in the episode thread from last week. Little did they know that I was leaving my current role because I got promoted

and I was actually staying with the company. Oh. So they've just gone, oh, here's the card for Laura. She's not doing this anymore. And so they've written this like farewell. All the best for the future. And she's like, I'm just going to sit over there. But she didn't know and was like just so emotional

about the nice words. She didn't have the heart to tell them like, oh, I still actually work here. I'm just going to sit over there because I've just been like a slight promotion. But thanks, though. It's nice to know. Luckily, they were all nice.

Yeah, watch the door on your way out. Yeah. Now, the concept that I hinted at before about Inception. I don't like this. No, no, it's good. You will like this. Are you sure? Yeah, no, it's good. You will like this. Oh, are you sure?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you, listening to this podcast, experienced tarpception? Now, tarp is T-A-R-P, Tony and Ryan podcast. Tarpception is when we're talking about something on the podcast, you're listening in your headphones or whatever when you're going about your day, and whatever we're discussing is actually happening right there in front of you at the time. Are you talking about? You have been tarp-cepted.

Are you talking about that time when you said, it's 8.04am and then all those people were like, it actually was 8.04 when I was listening. Is that what you mean? Sort of. Okay. So this is Tarpa Chloe and she said, I was listening to the big card chat on my way to work

because I listened to Tony and Ryan on my way to work. I arrive at my desk and guess what is on my desk? And she'd been fired. No. And what's on my desk when I get there? Oh, a big card. Yeah. Oh, that's such a cute card.

It says a bunch of goodbye wishes from all of us and it's got cartoon bananas with smiley faces on them. So she goes, I'm listening to the... Did she know who it was for? It was for Laura? Some girls quit, yeah.

And then the final tarp-ception is, this is Tarp as Sian. Now, Sian said she felt triggered because she's the office coordinator and she's the one that has to organise all the cards. Oh, she's sending out that big email that I was talking about. So have a look at Tarpis Shan, by the way. That's her. She's listened to this podcast and she's like,

oh, you guys with your fun little ha-ha podcast, it's not funny. I have to do this three times a week. I don't even know the people who are leaving, Like, oh, you guys with your fun little ha-ha podcast. It's not funny. I have to do this three times a week. I don't even know the people who are leaving, but it's my job to sneak that card. She's like, it's her full-time job to sneak the card around. I am triggered. Oh, and, yeah, she's the one that went, oh, Jess is in the toilet.

Fucking, oh, quick, make sure you send out that thing. And probably poor Sian has to, I mean, if your workplace is one that gives you a gift on the way out. I wouldn't know. Yeah, me, yeah, fucking how's that? She's the one that would have to decide what type of gift card you get. Oh, yeah. Because that is such a, so you've got to not only just. Did you get a gift card when you left here?

No. I tell you what's a cop out. Fuck all. The gift card that's just like a Visa one. But that's good because you can kind of like you can online shop with it. You can do stuff. But it's so just like I just have some extra money. We've paid you for 18 months but here's like an extra couple of hours.

Would you rather that or a $20 fucking Boost Juice gift card? Boost me up, baby. But she has to decide whether they get, oh, you know, like the BCF gift card or the Bunnings gift card or the fucking Coles gift card. He's a bloke, he'll get a Bunnings one. Yeah! Like, oh, and then, you know,

some guy that maybe isn't so ladsy or something is like, what can I do with this? What do I do with a hardware store? I mean, at Bunnings though, they do have amazing shit. They've got a really cool craft section. This is not sponsored. Just use it at the cafe. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, the Bunnings fucking thing. I once got stuck in the playground at Bunnings. How? How? How old were you? Oh, I was probably like six. Oh, thank God for that. I thought you were going to say, oh, 21.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I was like a kid. How? And they, well, so I was at the top and I was too scared to get back down. And I was standing at the top of the playground pulling my eyes out. And they had to, and these people in the cafe luckily spied me. They're like, are you okay, sweetheart? Like, are you all right?

And I was like, I just really need my mum. Like, I can't get down. And they were like, okay. And then over the lousy, they're like, if just really need my mum. Like, I can't get down. And they were like, oh, yeah, and then over the lousy, they were like, if your daughter is called Tony Lodge and she's wearing an orange piping hot top, could you please come down to the Bunnings fucking playground? She's at the top of the slide and can't get down.

I actually don't think that they have the playgrounds in there anymore, probably for that reason. Yeah, if you read the Bunnings bylaws, that's the Tony Lodge rule. Yeah, and now they're like, she's famous. They're like trying to get me back in for an alumni speech. Alumni speech. We finished every episode with things you love to see. What do you love to see this week, Tony?

I've got a you love to see it that kind of transcends into feedback as well, but I thought we'd like this. I got a message from Tapa Lucy because that seems to be something we're saying now. Is that a thing we're saying? Well, you just said it like multiple times in a row, so I'm just following your lead. Okay, I was accepting it. Tapa Lucy messaged me on Instagram this week and said,

Hey, Tony, I'm a massive fan of the podcast, but I've had to stop listening to it for a while. I had double jaw surgery just over a week ago, and I'm scared that I'll laugh too much and rip out all my stitches. Oh, my God. Yeah, and I said, well, that is a great review. Yeah, that is one of the great compliments you can get. I know.

Double jaw surgery, isn't that intense? How many jaws do you have? You've got both of them done. Both, yeah, both at once. I don't know. But you love to see it. Love to see that. You love to see that people are going to laugh so hard

they're going to hurt themselves. Yeah. And on behalf of Tony and I, our downloads and your boyfriend, I hope your jaw gets real good real soon. Ryan. Is that what? Is that not? Is that?

Are we? Yeah, let's just move along. Are we? Are we? Anyway, yeah, so I thought that was great. And if you've had a tarpa-related injury, we'd love to hear about it. Maybe you could put them on the episode thread for today. Tarp injury and tarpceptions.

Yeah, tarp-related injury andceptions. All right, so something I love to see, my mum is in the outback in the Northern Territory at the moment. So during COVID, she was doing this outback bus trip, you know, in the Australian outback, and there was a COVID outbreak and she got stranded in the middle of nowhere. I remember when that happened. We were working together, and I was like,

aren't you really worried? You're like, oh, she'll figure it out. She'll figure it out. She did. She got home, and then now she's back to, like, finish the trip. So cool. So how long is she there for? A few weeks she's away.

Oh, my God. A week in Cairns on the beach, and then she's trekking across and then going to the Northern Territory to the outback and stuff. So she sends me a few pictures, right, because, I mean, what's a boomer parent if they're not sending photos from an iPad? So they're all standing there with their iPads. Fuck, that's adorable. And one of them, she's, and it's like, you know those fancy trains

that go through the outback? So it's not like a, you're on it for 20 minutes. The gun? Like the gun. But it's like, yeah, this luxe, like, train that you're going to be on for a few days. Yeah. And she sends me this photo.

One, she's drinking a whiskey on the rocks. And the other one, she's got a gin and tonic with a few cucumbers and she's spritzing it up. And she goes, oh, on this luxe train, it's like part of the package that it's just like an open bar. Oh, my God. Yeah, and I was like, Mum, it's 11.48 in the morning. And she's just like...

Well, so it's open. It's paid for. If I've already paid for it in the package, it would be costing me money not to be drinking it as often. And I was like, what? So she's just having a coffee in the morning with a bit of Kaluri there. Yeah. She's like, instead of a coffee, could I have an espresso martini?

No wonder she nearly pissed herself listening to the episode last week. She was blind in the morning on a bus when she was listening. You know what we should do? We should do tap train and we could go on that fancy train. Oh, fancy train. Yeah. I don't mind that. Open bar.

I like that. I like that too. I like that at all. We'll see if your mum's got a hook up for us. Maybe she could. Oh, if there's nothing my mum loves more, it's spending all my inheritance on boo. Mate, you're good for it. Mate, she's having a great time and I love to see it.

I love to see it too. Enjoy your trip. Meowndy. Your mum's name. No? Yeah. Okay. All right.

No, it's good. Day drinking. Meow. Love you. Bye.