Toni and Ryan - Aussie Slang pt 347

Episode Date: April 25, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. We just had to stop for a second there because Tony was busy telling us all how funny she was. Hey, and everybody said straight back. Yeah, we all agreed. We all agreed. You've heard of the Lincoln Lawyer, the movie? Yes. I actually just watched that recently. Matthew McConaughey? Didn't like it.

Really? I'm sorry. Is it Matthew McConaughey's on the phone? Oh, fuck. This is so embarrassing. Oh, no. Can you hear me now? We're about to call Ashley. So not. And she is, you know, Logan that's between Brisbane and the Gold Coast? No.

Interesting. I thought you were about to say Logan like the Hugh Jackman film. Because you talked about the Lincoln lawyer. So I'm like, oh, another movie chat. So she's from Logan, which is between Brisbane and Gold Coast, which is an interesting area nonetheless. And she's a lawyer. So it's the Logan, which is between Brisbane and Gold Coast, which is an interesting area nonetheless. And she's a lawyer. So it's the Logan lawyer.

Fuck, that was such a long walk for a small drink of water. But it feels like a spin-off. The reason that he's called the Lincoln lawyer is because the car is a Lincoln, not the location. I thought he was in Lincoln, Nebraska. No, no, no, no. He's in a Lincoln. Well, if you could fucking tell me that three minutes ago, I would have saved us all a big. Yeah. No, no, no, no. He's in a Lincoln.

Well, if you could fucking tell me that three minutes ago, I would have saved us all a big fucking hassle. Do you know what? When I'm on my fucking deathbed. And I'm finishing this story. I'm going to say, I wish I had that extra three minutes from the Lincoln lawyer story. And I'm going to fucking FaceTime you or teleport or whatever we've got then.

Yeah. And I'm going to hit you in the face. Actually, we've got then yeah and i'm gonna hit you in the face actually but no i assume i'll be in the room and that is true and then this is what will happen you go i've just got one final thing to say and i go that'll do doc flick the switch and i'll say so you know how he's in a lincoln Lincoln. Anyway, let's call the Logan lawyer. This is embarrassing. I'll ask her what she drives and give her a new shit name.

The Yaris lawyer. Would you not assume that he's from without knowing anything about the movie? It's because the cars are Lincoln. Thank you guys. I want to come and turn you spots. I'll ask you about three months too late. Hey, Ash, I was just calling you the Logan lawyer and I've

unfortunately been told that the Lincoln lawyer is because of a car and not his location. And also, is Ashley a lawyer? You definitely are a lawyer, Ash. I definitely am. Have been for nearly six years now. Yep. Six years. Oh my God. And what sort of car do you drive, Ash? Unfortunately, only a Mazda.

The Mazda lawyer. I think that's got a great ring to it. Is it a Mazda 3? No, Mazda 2, but close enough. Mazda 2. The Mazda 2 lawyer 2. That's what we'll call it. It's the sequel.

It's the sequel. We'll turn it into a saga soon. Yeah. Thank you. That's funny. That is good. That is good. Ash, will you approve today's podcast, which is probably nearly finished,

to be honest? Look, I don't know. Can I listen to it first? Well, no, that's not how it works. That actually is a great question. That's never happened before. That is a very valid question, but we don't know. We don't know where you'll go yet. No, but we't know what's that lawyer chat though do you know what i mean

like i'll have to take i'll have to take my chances i guess won't i yeah well are you willing yeah i'll do it oh thank god the master two lawyer too coming to the theater soon hey it's ashley from lo Logan and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today, the inaugural winner of the tar parking filth fest. Inaugural? Yeah. What does that mean? It means there will be.

The first one? Yep. Which implies there will be an annual event. You get one shit parking contest. Yep. Also, today's a video show, so you can watch it on the Spotify app and your smart TV as well as listen if you would like. At the moment, Aussie slang's in the news yeah um so we've talked about aussie slang a lot because we try and um translate ourselves on the go yeah we've

got a lot of people from around the world that listen to this pod and what the fuck does that what is that word that they're saying um which i never realized that we've kind of got our own lingo but we definitely do absolutely um and have you watched, so Netflix has rebooted Heartbreak High and the second season's just come out and they're like young kids. Real cool. Yeah, real cool. They're all fingering each other and doing drugs. It just looks like a mad time had by all.

Yeah, and I've seen a couple of like tweets and um articles flying around of americans being like i do not know what they are fucking saying we all speak english but apparently we do not apparently not and because in australia we use a lot of like old british slang i think like um i use this as an example to someone the other day and I said, like, when I was a kid, I remember hearing, like, adults saying, like, a dog's iron horse, which is a pine sauce. Oh, okay, yeah. Because that's, like, Cockney rhyming slang, I think. I'd say for tomato sauce, like, you got the dead horse.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it's like, but that's, like, a real Cockney, like, English thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it's like, but that's like a real cocky English thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But so we've kind of like adopted that as my own. But there's a few like funny ones from Heartbreak High that people like,

I don't know what that is. So I thought that we could do some translating of some of our favourite slang. Chuck a shit. I don't know. Chuck a shit. Do a poo. Yeah, slang. Chuck a shit. I don't know. Chuck a shit. Do a poo. Yeah, just chucking a shit.

Who are you chucking at that? It's just what we say. Do we? Have you never said that or heard that? No. Have you guys? Sorry, have you guys? No, never.

Yeah, heartbreak high to fucking get it together, heartbreak high to. You've actually never heard that. Chuck a shit. Oh, so I put that first because I thought, wellbreak high two. You've actually never heard that. Chuck a shit. So I put that first because I thought, well, that's standard. Everyone knows what that means. I use a towel once and never hear the fucking end of it. And now I find out everyone else is chucking shit.

There's also one on here that I didn't recognize. Oh, yeah, yeah. Here we go. Racked it. So when I hear racked it, I'm like. Excuse me? Like, I'm like, excuse me? Like, I've heard that on TV before, rack a line. I've never said that.

I've heard that on TV. Yeah, I was going to say, that sounds like up past 9.30. Oh, yeah, that's Californication. Yeah. That's funny because Californication is obviously much worse than that. Yeah. Racked it means stolen, which I'd never heard before. Oh, like how'd you get that jacket?

I racked it. But you know what? Like I've heard ganked. Did you ever, like I ganked that from someone? Okay, here's a test. I'm just making this test up on the spot. Don't question the fucking word. Oh, no, I would never question you, mate.

I reckon stealing stuff, you could insert any word, and if you say it in the right part Of the sentence And energy It would make sense Okay try me Um Table I tabled that

What? You gotta have the energy Yeah oh Do you like this Fucking iPhone I tabled it Nah that's dumb But

When you said that I might just Pocketed it Maybe Pocketed it definitely Or like What do people say Like five finger discount Yeah Yeah It's dumb. But when you said that, I might have just told her. Pocketed it, maybe. Pocketed it, definitely. Or like what do people say, like five-finger discount? Yeah. Yeah.

Fell off the back of a truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did your mum, oh, actually not your mum, but like. Leave me on a doorstep at two days old, yeah. So what's the slang for that? Yeah. I mean, she gapped it. Yeah, she band-o'd and then gapped it.

I don't know. Gapped it's she band-o'd and then gapped it i don't know gapped it's a good one like fucked off yeah um did you ever when you're a kid say scunted like i'm gonna get scunted for this that sounds like an awful word i think it's the untered bit do you guys have you ever heard that one fuck i'm doing wa slang obviously scunted he's like getting heaps of trouble like oh i'm gonna get fucking scunted for tabling that phone, you know? We need to start a sitcom where it's like Tony's like sick dog, like gangster.

Yeah, yeah. I'm Oz hip hop version of me. Pingers or bickies? Yeah, that's drugs. That's pills. Yeah. But apparently that, because this is in Heartbreak High, people are like, I don't, what's a bicky?

Like you're sitting down and having a bicky. Yeah. Povo, we use this a lot on the show. Yeah. Like it's pov. I guess it's short for poverty, which is horrible. It actually sounds horrible when you think about it. Yeah.

But it's like, oh, that's a bit pov. Like that's a bit average. I've worn that jacket 50,000 times. It's becoming ratty and old and crap. oh, that's a bit pov. Like, that's a bit average. I've worn that jacket 50,000 times. It's becoming ratty and old and crap. Yeah, it's a bit pov. Yeah, it looks a bit pov. Yeah. Yeah, it's looking a bit average, a bit below average.

It actually is horrible when you think about it. Yeah. Fuck an oath. Fuck an oath. Like, it's like how the Kardashians say Bible. Like, Bible, fuck an oath. Like, that's literally. They could not be more different. They could not be more different.

They could not be more different. No, but that's literally the same thing. I know. But also me using their example as my translation is probably not right. Fucking oath equals Bible. Bible. Baywell. Well, oath is a biblical term.

That's why I made the connection. Oh, you're smart. If only. Yes, it's a bit like that um i also this isn't in heartbreak high but i love it when people use slang terms for like little things that they do like one of my favorite ones is like slang words for fart like because you know how everybody's got a different one? Like, as a kid, I remember one of the girls I went to school with, her mum said fluffed.

Yeah, so we call Mabel the fluff-a-tron. Yeah, so she's fluffed. Oh, a little fluff-a-tron. Do you have any more for fart? My auntie Sally used to call it a boomer. A boomer? Oh, she's done a boomer. Done a boomer?

Yeah. My dad used to say that he dropped his guts. Yeah. He's in that rank. But I don't think you'd say that of someone else. Oh, he's dropped his guts. Oh, you've dropped your fucking guts. Who dropped their guts?

Oh, you've dropped their guts. Jason, that's so disgusting. Yeah. And any time I used to say something that's like, you know, when you're a kid and you're like, oh, but if this happened, we can get that, blah, blah, blah. And then my dad would go, yeah, and if your auntie had a mustache you'd be your uncle i've heard the one like if your grandma had will she be a butt

isn't that that guy the cook the the cook on the british tv morning show that viral clip when they add ham to the carbonara or something and he just fucking loses it people will know what i'm talking about and if you don't i know the guy he's since been his that whole show yeah but that show and they had the yeah the cook on and they just like make a suggestion oh why don't you add some of this and he goes oh well and he said that yeah oh i've never we have to watch this immediately okay all right let me find it on youtube. Okay, we're all pausing. Everybody pause.

Yeah, here we go, here we go. Okay. Lovely. Do you know, if it had, like, ham in it, it's closer to a British carbonara. Oh, no. It is. No, that's true.

Oh, well, thanks. I'm glad you're standing there. Do you agree? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what I mean? If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike. You know, what, you know... LAUGHTER You know, it doesn't make any sense what you said. It's a different recipe.

It's got nothing to do with macaroni cheese. You know, what... This is my favourite clip on the internet. How random is what... Can, uh, please, anybody help me here? Oh, my God, he choked. Oh, man. Stop it.

Oh, dear. Well, very good. Okay, yeah. I love... He looks so offended. Just devastated. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, he's really ganked the show, hasn't he? Hey, it's Ashley from Logan and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Caroline Ferguson. Good on you, Caroline. Thanks, Caroline. Big Cass. Jose Garcia.

Sam Hocking. Ham Hocking. If his grandma had wheels. He'd be peeing ham soup. Peeing Sam soup. Alicia Kay. Good on you, Alicia. And Daniel Anderson.

And that's a few champion tapas, but every layer. You're rattled, aren't you? I was about to say layer of champion. She's rattled, guys. She's flat because she knows the tar parking inaugural awards are coming up uh all tiers of patreon are currently scrolling around the bottom of the video show uh you love to say that so recently tony lodge found a car park the car next to her had parked like a fuckhead absolute dick so then tony had to park like a fuckhead. Absolute dick. So then Tony had to park like a fuckhead to like get in next to it.

Then the original fuckhead left and it looked like Tony was the fuckhead. Like I was the asshole that just parked like a nong. So in solidarity. Oh, I don't think that this is in solidarity. In solidarity, I said, why don't we all go and park like a fuckhead? So then you won't be the only fuckhead in town. Yep. And whoever can pull off the worst car park and send a photo

and send it through. Safely. No. Yes, it was, yeah. We'll get a Ryan Tarp merch pack. And actually, can we put some, like, game show music in? And I'll read out the thing. The winner will receive a Tapa hoodie, Tapa socks,

a Tarp mug of their choosing, a copy of Tony's award-winning book. Oh, who's providing the book? I don't need therapy and otherwise I've told myself, by the way, can you do me a favour and send me a book? It'll be sent this week by Australia Post, so all the fucking best of luck receiving it. Yeah, so you'll get that in fucking nine to ten months. Literally, it would be faster to have a baby than wait

to receive something from fucking Australia Post. Sorry, I've got my own personal problems at the moment with the Post. That's very exciting. That merch pack, wow, wow, wow. Now, I just need to stipulate a few rules. That it had to be safe. Who's stipulating the rules?

Me. I'm saying that that's my one rule. It can only include shit parks done by tarpers. There are a lot of, and it's a great thread if you just want to lol. Like, don't get me wrong. So people have, like, snapped a pic of someone else. Yeah, their neighbor. Or I parked at the shops and I saw this other guy.

But you had to do the bad park. And it's almost, like, deliberate. You can't have just, oh, I do this shit. Like, no, I've heard the shops and I saw this other guy. But you had to do the bad park. And it's almost like deliberate. You can't have just, oh, I do this shit. Like, no, I've heard the contest and I've made an editorial decision of my life to do something rank. Do something rank? So first of all. I haven't seen these.

I've printed these out. We've got a printer, guys. That's my love to say it. We've got a printer. We've got a work printer. First of all, check out Megan Jones and explain this to people listening on audio only. So Megan sent through her ride-on lawnmower parked

into a garage door. Is it a garage door? I took my foot off the brake of our brand-new lawnmower, says Megan. Unlike Tony Lodge, I don't have the lawn mowing gift i can tell so i parked in inverted commas my right on mower in the garage door yeah it's like taking a full panel out of the door that's fucking whilst i've destroyed my garage door i could get a merch pack so who's the real winner here?

I've got a question. Yeah. Is this legal in terms of the contest? It's not a car. It's not a public place. Okay. Good questions. It's not that it isn't good because, Megan,

I think that's fucking hilarious. Yeah, no, good question. So there's pros and cons. The pros is incredible and the cons of what you just mentioned. Yeah. So, yeah. All right. Now, next up is Yeah. So, yeah. All right. Now, next up is Tom.

Now, flip the page around. Is that a fucking Porsche? It is. Fucking must be nice. That Porsche is parked next to a fucking G-Wagon as well. Yeah. A red fucking G-Wagon. Fucking hell. It must be fucking nice.

For people who can't see. All right. Red fucking G-Wagon. Fucking hell. It must be fucking nice. For people who can't see. All right. So there's a white Porsche. Fucking hell.

Parked across three, like just parked sideways. He's parallel double parked that motherfucker sideways. Yeah. Three fucking parking spots. I think what's worse about it being a Porsche, also fucking good for you, Tom, killing it. Yeah, Tom. is that if it was a shit car people would be like what but then people would see the Porsche and be like fuck you you know what I mean it just automatically yeah yeah Tom said I saw my opportunity and I took it

I was listening to the episode on the way to work and you fucking Porsche in my Porsche and I thought if I get to the work car park and there's space I'm just gonna do it because I want that merge and he said even though it seems like a ball of Porsche move, my anxiety was through the roof all day. Surely shouldn't Tom be listening to like an investing podcast? I think he already has. Build your property portfolio or something. No, fair call, fair call.

I do. I like that one. I don't like that he's got a Porsche. Why not? The jealousy. Yeah. Now, this is by another Tony. This is Tony Galant.

Tony Galant? And this is our third and final finalist. Okay. Oh, can I add one thing to Tom's? Yeah. Is that it's in like a basement apartment park and generally you know people's coming and going. Oh, that's his work car park.

Oh, that's the work. Oh, it looks like his apartment. Like in the bottom of his building. Oh, okay. Because I was like if you know that the two apartments next to you have moved out, is this that risky? Yeah, fair call though, fair call. But this one, Tony Gallant, great name, this is a public car park.

Yeah. And they've parked their huge Toyota Kluger across two bays and not sideways, like on a fucked angle. I like that. Tony says, i'm going for the win oh she said i thought i could handle leaving it parked like this for a while but i've been booted so she's parked like that she's taking the photo and someone's going you're right mate and they go oh sorry and then like like tony's panicked and then like parked proper But she's like, I've got the photo. It was there for, you know, there was no time stipulation.

So let the record, you know, it is what it is. Oh, well, now I'm so nuddly and brooly between Tony and Tom. Yeah. Because Tom left it there the whole day. Yeah, that's ballsy. But Tony's is fucking obnoxious. Yeah. Which it was the contest.

Yeah, Tom can fucking buy his own merch. Great point. That is a very good point. And are you ruling Megan out because it's not a car? I think it's not a car, unfortunately. Ladies and gentlemen. Our winner. The first ever, the inaugural winner of the tar parking contest is Tony Gallant.

Tony Gallant. Well done. Well done. Amazing work. The commitment to the bit as well. Incredible. And luckily, Tony's covered up her number plate. With a pig emoji.

With a little pig emoji. Don't you like to see that? That's amazing. Do we know where Tony's based? No. I can't see any other number plates to give me a clue of where she is. I'm going to guess the USA. It looks American.

Yeah. That's fucking great. I'm going to take a wild guess and say Pennsylvania with no other info. It does look like Pennsylvania. I'm just going to, yep, I'm saying Pennsylvania. Yeah, I will give it. And do you know what? If Ryan's right and Tony is from Pennsylvania, he gets a merch pack.

Fuck yeah. Did you sign my book? No. That costs extra. I tried to give you a book to sign the other day and they said no. Who was it? What? Don't tell me that.

Oh, no. I think maybe they already had it. Oh, well, that's okay. Who was it? Who was it? Because I was in the car and I said, oh, do you want Tony's book? It was in the car. I've always got a book of yours on hand.

And I go, oh, it's Tony's book. Do you want it? And they went, no, that's okay. Oh, yeah, I do. No, they definitely already had it. Who was it? Was it Jacko from you walking around the block? No, no, no.

It was Sarah the cake lady. Oh, she has it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then she was helping me put Mabel's cake into the car. I was like, oh, Tony's book, do you want it? She was like, no. Oh, she has it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then she was helping me put Mabel's cake into the car. I was like, oh, it's me. What do you want? She's like, no. Yeah, right.

Okay. Well, congratulations, Tony, on your huge successful win. Yep. Massive day for you. Massive day for Pennsylvania. Massive day for Pennsylvania. I've also got a You Love to See It. Oh, great.

Which is, we do You Love to See It every day. We do. But I actually saw this and went, I love to see that. What is it? So yesterday I went and got a coffee for Sophie and myself. Beautiful. Sophie who works here. And they said, do you want a carry tray?

And I normally say no because I'm like, I don't know, my tiniest, tiniest contribution to the world is like, don't waste the cardboard if you don't have to. I'll carry it. It's all good. But before they'd sort of said do you want it they'd already like put it together popped it in yeah look at this carry tray oh i've seen people do that yeah it is the actual um cardboard carton of milk that

they've like cut holes in and then just pop the coffee back in because i would just be getting recycled anyway well it's the literal reuse. Yeah. Because they're like, oh, why get a separate tray when we can use the rubbish we've already got? And I went in at Eddie's up the road. Yeah. I went, I love to see that. And then I walked into the office where Sophie was and I was like,

how fucking cool is this? And Sophie, did you go, yeah, they've been doing that for a few years? No, you were impressed. Yeah. Fuck you. Sophie, did you go, yeah, they've been doing that for a few years? No, you were impressed. Yeah. Fuck you. Sophie, no street cred whatsoever. Both of you were, yeah. Yeah. Don't finger gun me, mate.

Well, that was my, I hadn't seen that before, and I was thoroughly impressed. Yeah, that is good. I mean, I have seen it before, but it's still good. It doesn't mean it's not good. Oh, I knew the band before they were cool. Oh, no, but I've just seen it before, so I knew what good. It doesn't mean it's not good. Oh, I knew the band before they were cool. Oh, no, but I've just seen it before, so I knew what it was.

I've got to love to see it here. Please. And I think you're going to love to see it as well. What's this? I'm passing Ryan something. Am I being subpoenaed? You've been served. Are you Ryan John Dunn?

No. You've already admitted to being you, so you have to do it. You know what you love to see? Giving back those videos to Blockbuster. From several years ago. What is this? Get the fuck out of here. So, Ryan, who is your... Who is your favourite music artist?

I can't wait to cancel on the day of this. Yeah, that's what I thought. Young Gravy at Festival Hall in Melbourne. Two tickets, baby. Two tickets, baby. Oh, no. All good. All good.

I know that you're going to cancel at the last minute. Yeah, but I can for a few months pretend that I'm going to go and that's worth the price of admission. Young Gravy, fucking right. Yeah, they fucking don't miss you. He doesn't miss of admission young gravy fucking right yeah they fucking don't miss you he doesn't miss you he doesn't miss you but we've got a history of wasn't he in australia that last year i don't know he's just racking up them dollars dog um but i know that um you while we were in us while we were in america i know you really wanted to meet young gravy unfortunately it didn't happen. But now you're going to get to see him live in concert. Two tickets to Young Gravy and Bobonos something.

And Bobonos, yeah. BBNO dollar sign. It's Kesha. Kesha's going to be there. I don't know if you recall, but for Christmas, you gave me a box of pre-mixed gravy powder. And I made a little thing so that it was young gravy. Yeah, and changed it to young gravy and then crossed out

like the ingredients list and instead wrote, I love milfs. So that's still on my desk at home. And then someone was over the other day and they go, what's the deal with this? And it's really hard to explain young gravy when someone doesn't know young gravy. Well, take them with you. They can have the other ticket and that, yeah,

you have to see it to believe it. Me and filthy Phil. Yes, beautiful. Oh, yeah, you have to see it to believe it. Me and Filthy Phil. Yes. Beautiful. You know what? I cop a lot of shit in my life for my awful sweater choices. No, I like them. I think there's going to be no better place for a shit sweater.

Than a Young Gravy show. Fuck, yeah. Yeah. You're going to have a great time at that show when you actually go. I think I will go. You should go. Should I get a hotel for the night? Yep.

Hey, you know what? The hotel's on me as well. I'll pay for the hotel. Has everyone heard that? It's a video show. Everyone, screen grab. Yep. I'll pay for the hotel as well because I would love to see you go

and do something fun. I'll pay for the hotel. It's on my brand at the moment. I don't do fun. Too bad. I don't do fun. Well, you can't leave a hotel room and two tickets going begging, can you? Damn gravy.

No, so now I don't have to hear that because I bought you the tickets. But yay! I left my Young Gravy album at our old workplace of producing. I'll go and steal it for you because I've still got a key. Yeah, same. Do they want those back? This is great. Thank you very much.

You're very welcome. Can't believe he's come back to Australia. I fucking love you. I fucking love you. And I thought you'd love to see that. And now that we're best friends. You bought it from Ticketmaster. Oh, you and me.

I thought you meant me and Young Gravy are besties because you fucking like. No, I bought those on the internet just like everybody else. In my mind, I'm like, you think you've gone to Mr. Gravy's house and gone, G'day, champion. Can you swing us a couple of ticks? No, no, no. I meant now you and I are best friends.

Are you implying that you'd like to come with me? I don't want to come. That was actually what I was aiming for, is that the best friend part of it is that someone else gets to go and I don't have to. But it's a little while away, so Sophie's popped it in your calendar so that you don't forget. Actually, okay, great.

And we'll, yep, you'll have a great time. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Pretty good. Do you reckon we can go spray tanning? Yep. I'll spray tan you beforehand. Do you reckon he looks like my brother Cooper?

He does a bit. Yeah. Except Cooper has thinner lips. That's like a really odd thing to. Anyway, love ya. Have a great day. Have a great weekend. We're back on Monday.

And I don't know. You okay, mate? Sorry, I just got something in my eye. No, I'm fine. Well, Tony's going to rub one out. And by rub one out, I mean rub a piece of dust out of her eye. That's very funny. And we'll chat to you on Monday.

Love you, bye.