Toni and Ryan - Barefoot at a Nightclub

Episode Date: April 11, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author, best-selling Dr. Author and award-winning author, Tony Lodge. Congratulations. Thank you very much. We are about to call Sarah, who is a Melbourne tarpa. A local Melbourne tarpa. Sazzy and Melbs. Sazzy Wazzy. Sazzy Wazzy. Yeah.

Sarah? Yeah. Oh, g'day, Sarah. How you bloody going? It's Tony and bloody Ryan. Yeah, I'm all right, mate. How are you? Yeah, we're bloody good, mate.

Yeah, 10-4. What is that? Well, Sarah's in Melbourne. I thought we'd do an especially Australian one. Yeah. Sarah, what have we interrupted you doing today? Cuddling my cat in my bed. Oh, in your bed with your pussy. Yeah. Sarah, what have we interrupted you doing today? Cuddling my cat in my bed. Oh, in your

bed with your pussy. Nice. I bring mine wherever I go. Yeah, exactly. Just a little cuddle time, you know. Nice. And what are you studying at the moment, Sarah? I'm doing like IT.

Is that because you aspire to be a smart boy like Torb, like Tony's boyfriend? My boyfriend does IT, I think. I just want Tony to fall in love with me. Well, it's already happened. See you soon. I'll be in bed later. I'll grab some milk on the way home. You bring yours. I've got my

pussy here. Sarah, will you approve today's podcast? Of course. Yeah. Legend. Thank God. I'm just going to escort myself out. We're in a relationship, Sarah.

Imagine if you said no. Hi, I'm Sarah from Melbourne, we've had victims of medical comedy. We have. Today, I've got an accidental medical comedy. As in the person making the joke, I don't think realised how funny it was. Drop some gold? Yeah. So we'll get to that soon and I think you'll enjoy it.

But first. I. You okay? But first. After seven years together, a boy and a girl have broken up. Sad, but I guess these things happen. Seven years. Oh, that's guess these things happen. Seven years. Oh, that's like having to split up couches and shit.

Yeah, that's real shit. That's like, oh, we bought that TV together. Who gets the coffee machine? The boy thought it would be nice to give like a breakup present. Is that weird? Oh, like I guess if you break up on, like, it's amicable and it's good terms and it's like, oh, we're just really different now and it's just not really working, whatever.

I guess, like, I don't know. It seems like an odd. Am I about to find out what the present is? Yeah. I think that's going to affect it. He bought her a self-help book called Fall In Love With Yourself by Angel Gordia with a handwritten note that said, I know you don't love me anymore, love yourself instead.

And I think he thinks he was being nice. I feel like he thinks he was being nice and smart and wholesome. Ryan, could you please share with everybody your number one rule of life? Never, ever assume a lady's pregnant unless you can see a baby coming out of her. And even then, maybe just give it a fucking moment. Yeah. And don't ask anything.

And maybe help instead of asking them, so when's your baby due? Right now! My second rule of life that I would like to add to the list, may I please make a submission to the rule of life? We are taking submissions. Do not ever buy someone a self-help book. Yeah. Ever.

Yeah. You actually legally should not be able to do that there is no way that that is all right even whether you think you're being nice or whether you're actually being like a little bit of a mole about it do not fucking buy someone a self-help book not okay absolutely not okay do you remember when you were going to see a therapist and you were like, oh, Ryan, what should I ask him about? And I was like, I can't answer that. Yeah, this is not. That's on you, mate.

All right. Well, now I'm nervous from what I'm about to bring up because it seems your stance is pretty clear on this. So if you've got a fucking book in your pocket, if you've got a fucking book in your pocket, I fucking swear to God. It's called How to Actually Look Good with a Fringe. Wow. You've chosen fucking violence.

Yeah. Wow. I was expecting like, oh, you know, it depends on the book. Okay. No, no. Should I continue on the story? Yeah, go, go, go. Okay, cool, cool, cool. like, oh, you know, it depends on the book. Okay. No, no. Should I continue on the story? Yeah, go, go, go. Okay, cool, cool, cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. As you were. There's a book I think you'd appreciate, but the title is pretty. Aggressive. Yeah. Okay. A bit of backstory between tony and i for the last few weeks we've been having this ongoing conversation about like is someone born

with just natural talent we have we have been talking about this a lot yeah can you just be born as a genius world with natural talent or can anyone become great at anything if they train practice study enough? Yeah. Like this kind of hypothetical. Yeah. And then we've just been having this rolling conversation. Yes, we have, yeah.

This book by Ryan Holiday. Let me just give you a quick synopsis. Okay. This book discusses people with natural talent and early success. It contrasts how some leverage these advantages as motivation to continuously learn and improve and eventually become world-class athletes, political leaders and industry-defining CEOs.

Okay, so pause because that's my stance is that like I think that people have natural abilities at things and they use those to propel. Yeah, because you go fucking do life on easy, babe. You know, like if you have a certain affinity for something, why wouldn't you try and follow that? Yeah, so every person in the book does have an early talent. Conversely, some other people with early talent are actually impeded

by their initial success because stuff comes so easy to them, they fail to see the value in lifelong learning. Because like, well, why would I study if I'm already kind of good at it? Oh, see, I believe the first one, but I think I'm that one. Yeah. They rest on their laurels,

failing to fulfill their potential or achieve their intended goals. I think that's me. Now it's not that self-help-y. It's more of like a history book going, here are some examples of how it went this way. Here are some examples of how it went that way. Like Howard Hughes, the aviator,

you know, the movie, The Aviator? No. Well, he he was really smart but he was like a the titani no um also had leonardo di caprio playing the lead role that is coincidence chat that is coincidence chat um but he was so overly confident that he didn't keep learning and improving and it turned out to be a bit of a tyrant and like just sort of wow so. So does this sound like just an interesting book? Yes. Considering we've been chatting about this. And like I said, more of a history of like here are some great stories about some great world-class people.

I would think that was interesting regardless, but the fact that we have been having this like rolling conversation of this exact topic, I think that's okay the book is called ego is the enemy oh and how the fuck can i give that to anyone without looking like a passive aggressive fucking yeah how do you give that book to anyone yeah so tony there's this book you might get something out of yeah you might really want this it's called ego is the enemy by ryan holiday here you go i mean it's better than like weight loss for dummies or something, isn't it? Weight loss for carb lovers.

Yeah, like microwave cooking for one. You know what I mean? Yeah. They've got different kind of energy, don't they? Oh, but it's still an energy though. It is. It really is. I'm not saying there's kind of energy don't know but it's it's still an energy though it is it really i'm not saying there's not worse but i am saying it's not good but you know when like people talk about self-help books and they're always like the enemy is you or what was the one that you gave in the example love yourself and whatever

yeah that's far that's a swing that is such a big swing to give somebody else. Yeah. Like that's like booking someone a therapy session on their behalf and going, just thought of you. Just thought of you. Went to my therapist and thought of you. I actually think you'd like the book, but do with that what you will and please take it in the way that is intended. No, but we've been talking about it. But can you see why that was an issue?

Yes. If I just sent you a link and went, oh, by the way. Yes, because, yeah, that is. Why do we even think, not because you're a Kindle guy. I am. But, like, who's going to read that book on the train and everyone sees you holding this book that says Ego is In. Imagine walking on the train and going,

oh, that guy's obviously fucking. Yeah. Yeah. And even all those, like, management books that have, like, crazy names as well. Yeah. Can I tell you this story? Please.

It's so embarrassing. Oh, then yes. There's this business strategist called Richard Koch who actually coined the 80-20 principle for those playing along at home. He's like a management consultant and has written lots of books on management and strategy. I think you've talked to me about him before. Yeah. So he wrote this book, which basically had people like Margaret Thatcher and Nelson Mandela and Steve Jobs. And basically said like, with these people that lived in different generations and did different things, they all kind of have these four or five things in common, which I was like, oh, that's kind of interesting. They both had this and they both did this in

their childhood and whatever. That's very, that's kind of the same vein of what we're talking about. Yeah. Like, oh, I was exposed to really successful people and that made me, you know. So let me just look up. I want to get the title of this book right. Oh, no. The book is great. It actually sounds really good and you've talked to me about it before, I believe.

It's very interesting. But the book is called. The book is called fuck. called fuck the book is called fuck the book is called unreasonable success and how to achieve it so bridget gets into the car the other day and like my it's all your phones connected to the thing i'm playing on spotify with the audiobook and it comes up and she goes what are you listening to and you know how all audiobooks sometimes can come across a bit weird?

Yes. Like when you pull up in the lights and someone's listening to an audiobook and you're like. Oh, it sounds like you're trying to quit smoking with hypnosis. Yeah. So Bridget just hears this. And how they became successful was the mindset of what? And she just goes, what?

Is everything okay, mate? Literally. It sounds like a self-help tape to like, yeah, hypnosis. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So. It's hard to explain, yeah, hypnosis. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So. It's hard to explain that one away, isn't it?

Yeah. So in conclusion, where are we at with giving book gifts? I would love to receive either of those books and I would forgo the title. However, a proper self-help book such as. Weight Loss for Car Bluffs. Weight Loss for Tummies or whatever though you know that's yeah yeah no absolutely not um i watched slash my wife watching i was in the room uh isla fisher in confessions of a shopaholic oh i haven't watched that movie in years but i have seen it yeah so um she's a

massive shopaholic has heaps of credit card debt and then she gets a job as a journalist at, like, Good Savings magazine, which is about how to, like, save money. And she goes to the bookstore and gets saving money for dummies. And then she copies one of the articles and the editor goes, oh, not your best work. It's as if you've just, like, ripped it out of saving money for dummies. And she's like. Is that like every influencer with be kind in their fucking bio?

Hi, it's Sarah from Melbourne, Australia, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. This is only a couple of our champion tapas, but all Patreon members are scrolling along the bottom of the video show at the moment. But Christina Tool, thank you so much, Christina.

Tonya Grimke, thanks, Tonya. Psy Monk, love that. That's Sophie Monk's sister. Yes, it is, yeah. Lajaina Hippolito, Abby Rodder and Maddy Piazza. Maddy Piazza. Maddy Piazza. Maddy Piazza.

Thank you very much for being part of the show. What is a ball fondling gesture when you – That was supposed to be a like, Mamma Mia. But, yeah, it's like me tickling the balls. Yeah. Sorry. If you're watching the video show, you can see that. Oh, yeah, don't keep doing that.

Well, you've seen me do it before. Oh, no, normally it's too far away for you to see. What? Could you see your balls? I don't know. I don't have any. You look down. You know how dogs can't look up?

Humans can look down. Dogs can't look up? No. What? Dogs can't, like, look up, especially your dog because it doesn't have a neck. Yes, she can. Can she look straight up without putting her butt down

and moving her whole person? Well, like, I don't know if without sitting, but she can definitely look up because she looks up at me. There's only so far they can, like, look up. there's only so far they can like look up you're a human i'll remind you you're not a dog she's just leaned back and gone no i think they can i reckon they can um so i've just realized how fucking it's fucking ridiculous i would have looked just there oh okay i've just googled can dogs look up and it says dogs can in fact look up wow god the internet's got everything while it's true while it's true their ability to look up isn't quite so pronounced as their human dog owners

as we've just seen by tony lodge dogs have the ability to look upwards the idea that a canine friends can't look up is simply an urban legend and you're a fuckhead. Yeah. According to chasingtales.store. That sounds like a dating website. Chasing Tales. Imagine if you thought it was a website and you started making all these purchases and all these dogs turned up. Yeah. All these bitches turned up my house.

Sorry. All these bitches turned up. That's really funny. Um, I'm actually hilarious. So as you might've seen, uh, for today's episode, um, there's a story here called Torbs is a comedic genius. On our sheet. Yeah.

My boyfriend Torbs is, um, he doesn't think I'm funny at all and that's okay. That's, that's his choice. Bridge doesn't think I'm funny either. And that's fine. That's why we found each other. It makes more sense for Bridge because I'm not funny. Yeah, I agree. Yeah.

I've actually just bought you a self-help book. It's called How to Be Funny. Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine if I walked in and gave you that? I think. Hey, mate, saw this and thought of you. I don't know why, but the word actually makes things sting a lot harder.

How to be actually funny. How actually to be funny. Yeah. But my boyfriend Torbs, like, said something the other day, and it wasn't really funny, ha-ha. It was funny weird. Okay. Which is Torbs' area, to be fair.

Yeah. As we all know, I'm a little bit of an overthinker at times, but my boyfriend Torbs is very easygoing. Like, he's a real go with the flow kind of person. Whereas like I'm a die on this hill person. Like I say crazy stuff and then people prove me wrong and I go, oh, okay, great. And then the next time I talk about it, I'm like, okay, cool.

Well, isn't dying on the hill just backing it in hard? Because you're a flopper. But I back stuff in hard. But then if someone goes, oh, no, dogs can look up, I go, oh, great, okay. Well, that's the opposite of backing it in hard. That's good though. It means you're open toper. But I back stuff in hard. But then if someone goes, oh, no, dogs can look up, I go, oh, great, okay. Well, that's the opposite of backing it in hard. That's good, though. That means you're open to new information.

I am. But I do go like I'll take what I know and I'm like, no, I know what I know. Whereas Torbs, he's very good with the flow. And if there's something he doesn't understand, he's like a big Googler. Yeah, I'm a Googler. And he, like, is learning all the time. So it turns out dogs, right?

Yeah, see, with your new information, you backed right off. That's great. The other day my boyfriend, Torbs, is going to get his hair cut. We've heard some updates about my boyfriend's toe. He injured it a few weeks ago and he's on the Birkenstocks at the moment, doctor prescribed. But he's dipping his toe, pardon the pun, back into shoes. It's very funny.

I read How to Actually Be Funny and that was the best page. Someone has read the book, yeah. That is actually quite hilarious. Thank you. Write that down for me. I thought that would do all right. Yep. And it's getting really cold in Melbourne. Like it's pissing with rain. I don't know if you've heard it today while we've been recording the podcast. And it's getting really cold in Melbourne.

Like it's pissing with rain. I don't know if you've heard it today while we've been recording the podcast. Like it's pissing with fucking rain. And he's like, oh, he goes to put his Birks on and then he goes, oh, no, I'll pop my shoes on. And I was like, just wear your Birks. Like. It's fine.

What are you doing? Like, will your toe be okay if you're wearing shoes? And he goes, oh, I can't wear Birks to the barber. It's a hair and stuff. That's what he said. Yeah. I was like, yeah, you can wear Birks to the barber. And he goes, I quote, I'm going to read this verbatim.

This is what he said. Please. Birkenstocks at the hairdresser gives me the spooks. It's what he said. And I was like, what? Yeah. And he goes, oh, the hair flying around. And this is crazy.

I cannot believe you just gave the exact same reasoning as he did. What the fuck? Grow up. Birkenstocks. Grow the fuck up. Grow up. Sorry for yelling up grow up sorry for yelling grow up how to grow up for dummies that's what i'll get you for christmas how hairy are your feet tony lodge that you are just so immune to having hair flopping around on your feet they're going to the barber and keep in mind with guys it's not like big chunks it's like little like

yeah so and all that little ending up on your bare feet. That's fucking disgusting. I wouldn't have used the word spooks. I would say Birkenstocks or the barber gives me the heebie-jeebies. I think that's equal levels of spooks, which is quite funny. Thank you. But he is 100% correct. That's crazy to me.

I overthink everything. I wear sandals to the head also all the time. Yeah, but is it different for girls because you're not getting little. But like my fringe is like a little. But also as soon as I leave the hairdresser, I have a shower. Oh, that's too much. You're high maintenance. Because otherwise the hairs like are stuck on you.

Oh, so you do understand. No, no, no. But they're stuck up here. Because the thing about going to the. Yeah. They're stuck up here or on your face or whatever. Yeah. And then gravity exists and then it falls down and what's on the bottom? Feet. But they're stuck up here. Because the thing about going to the, yeah. They're stuck up here or on your face or whatever. Yeah, and then gravity exists and then it falls down and what's on the bottom?

Feet. No. No, that's. You're arguing the same point. That is high maintenance to me. Oh, Sophie. Aren't your feet propped up on like a little stool? They are.

Out of the way of the. There's normally like a little footrest and the cape guides the hair down to the ground. No, because the thing about Torbs and I is we're not five foot two and the cape doesn't reach the ground when we're wearing it. Actually, I will take on that information. So your cape probably gets right down to the and has a nice little cut off. But for us, it's like probably barely me.

Oh, no. My cape covers me like an old woman's dress. Yeah, so we've got exposed shins in the barber. In fact, I would go as far to say that shorts is maybe a stretch too far at the barber for the same reason. No, that's high maintenance. Because then it falls on your thigh. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I won't pay that. And what are they going to get the little like, what are they called, a little brush and they just start brushing your bits? It's a brush. Yeah. And you're like, no, no, put pants on. Pants and shoes at the barber at all times. No.

In fact, I wouldn't let someone in the barber if they had shorts on. What? And that's coming from a guy that's gone bare feet to a nightclub. I would rather go bare feet to a nightclub. How did all your skin not rip off on that sticky floor? Maybe it did. You've got seven layers of skin on your feet. I'm pretty sure that's a fact.

I would rather go barefoot to a nightclub than to a barbershop. No, that's crazy town banana pants. And that is the number three rule of life. No, no, no, I can't cop that. There's no way. I wear sandals, like little slides or burks or whatever, to the hairdresser all the time gross surely surely that and you know how before you said you've got hairy feet I actually started

shaving my toes in year nine because a girl told me that if you've got hair on your toes uh means you've got pubes I didn't want everyone to know that I had pubes so I started shaving my toes and now they're so hairy because like you know when you shave something it grows back like 80 times fucking thicker. Yeah, I know, man. Check out this face of my arsehole. Have you ever shaved your arsehole? Nah, just for practicality reasons.

Yeah, well, like, because you know when it starts to grow back, though, it's so spiky. So surely it'll just tear the shit out of your inside. It hurts so it gets really itchy. Yeah. It's the same if you, like, well, it would be the same if you like shoved your ball sack or whatever, I reckon. Yeah, it like gets itchy on the way back.

Yeah, but the thing is, is that because your butt closes, it would like rub. The friction. Oh, yeah. And you're like butt mucus. Yeah. Butt mucus. You know how like your butt sweat and all that.

Anyway. I know sweat mucus is a new thing. Mucus is just a yuck word, eh? Mucus. Anyway, I think though, as soon as you leave the hairdresser, you have a shower because all the little hairs on you and stuff. Do you have an apartment at the shopping centre? No, but I would never get my hair done in a shopping centre.

Oh, righto. Excuse me. Excuse me. Just because like. Where do you go? France. They're the option. I fucking just cut out a fucking supermarket.

Yeah, I didn't realize Just Cuts had a little DIY en suite for you to just tidy yourself up and shower. Oh, well, we all know about the ensuites and a hairdresser, mate. Fucking I would be bringing those up. I would not be know about the onsuites and a hairdresser, mate. Fucking I would be bringing those up. I would not be bringing up a fucking ensuite and a hairdresser. That is also fair. You know what I'm saying? That is also fair.

Well, I am flabbergasted that you are on Torb's side with this. I honestly cannot believe that. And I think you'll find that Torb's and I are onto something. Fucking Callum A's surprised. I'm actually just going to need a moment just to like decompress. Decompress? What? Luckily you're wearing sneakers.

Facts were flying around. What if they got stuck on your feet? But actually, though. That is so silly. Like, I get it. I respect it, but that's too much. I'm going to love to see it here, guys. I think I'm going to struggle to sleep this weekend.

Don't look at your phone. I'm turning you to text. Okay. I never do. It's a phone. I'll be sure to reply. Don. That's hot. Don't look at your phone. I'm sending you a text. Okay. I never do. It's a phone. I'll be sure to reply. Don't read the message I send you. Okay.

I'll get back to you in three to seven years. Can I look at it now? No. Okay. Okay. No one knows your body like you. Maybe not for treatment, but you know when you can just, like, feel something, like, not right?

Oh, totally, yeah. Like a gut feeling gene, yeah. So a lot of doctors. Yeah, they're real quacks. Is that where that's from? Or is it because they're always giving you a bill? Oh. Is it that? I hope it's not a real thing and we're just pissing ourselves and everyone's like, no, that's why it's called that.

And it's like, Tony's invented the funniest thing ever. It was in the book, How to Actually Be Funny, page three. Oh, my God. Fuck me. Anyway, doctors are encouraging people to trust their instincts. If something's not for you, go see the doctor. Good. Now, Tarpa Nick, who is not Dr. Nick, by the way,

I just want to be real fucking clear. There was a sign at his local medical centre encouraging this theory and mindset and have a look at it. And read it out in the series. I think I can. I think you can. I think you can. Please read it out. just a reminder

and I'm always it's trying this poster at the doctor is trying to encourage people to trust their instincts about their own body. I'm actually going to throw up. I'm actually going to throw up, I think.

Please read it. Everyone keep a straight face. Everyone, you listening, straight face. Thank you. The best doctor is the one inside you. Tarpon Nick says, every time I see that sign, I imagine Tony Lodge saying it, and I've always said that. If I wasn't going into fucking heart fucking arrest,

cardiac arrest, I probably wouldn't have said that. Oh, my god. Sorry. The quacks got me and then I was just downhill from there. Alright. That's amazing. Thanks, Nick.

Oh, fuck. We might need to just cut that all out because it's not actually accurate because quack is actually shortened from the Dutch word quacksolver. No, I prefer Tony's method. And whatever alternative methods, I always agree with Tony. Yeah, I agree. she's done her own research i'm actually a doctor so fuck you um i've got a love to see here from a listener of our podcast a tarpa a fellow perth tarpa dry heap driest amy messaged on patreon and said tony i have

your love she see it please my daughter charlotte just got her P's down at the Kelmscott driving centre. I'm so freaking proud and had to share. I got my P's at the very same. That's where I passed my learner's test. It's like Kelmscott's my hood. Yep. Took me about five goes.

Actually. That's okay. I think Charlotte got it on her first go, but congratulations. You'll have to see that. Well done, Charlotte. Drive safe. Were you a road rager during your tests or did that come on later in life? That's come on later.

Okay. No, I just got so nervous every time. I failed my first one. Oh, I just kept freaking out. I ran a red light. Oh, no. It's actually just up the road from where we are now. Really?

Yeah. Because you know when you got your license and it's like there's a bit of orange in it and you go, oh, fucking hell. But you also like when you know how to drive, you like know when you, like, got your license and it's like there's a bit of orange in it and you go, oh, fucking hell. But you're also, like, when you know how to drive, you, like, know the road better. Yeah. Like, do you know, like, you actually. You know how I yell out, I'm doing it.

Yeah, I still do that too. Yeah, so it was one of those. So it turns out in real life, maybe, but in your test, like, you probably should just, like, fucking stop at the red light. Yeah. I didn't do that. And the guy was like, okay, just pull over to the left and i was like oh but aren't we going to the right and he's like pull over to the left and get out of the car yeah and i'll be driving back to the dealership saddest slower dealership oh do you do your test that howdy dealership yeah

and you've passed great i'll take the a4 yeah they go yeah if you crash it you have to buy it um but congratulations that's awesome like remember how excited i was getting my license I'll take the A4. Yeah, and I'll take the one. Yeah. They go, yeah, if you crush it, you have to buy it. I'm like, okay. Shame. But congratulations. That's awesome. Like, remember how excited I was getting my license. That's awesome. Well done. Sorry, we've really taken a turn.

Have a good weekend, everyone. Have a great fucking weekend. I've got a late recommendation just for the weekend. Late recommendation? Because it was big about a month or so ago, but I don't know. I just haven't got around to watching The Gentleman. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. I haven't watched it it yet i've only watched three episodes but i love it it's great the thing about an early recommendation though is that sometimes shows start really strong then drop off a bit and so sometimes i watch three episodes of a show i'm like fuck that's so good i've got to tell everyone about it and then i watch the last

five i go fuck what have i done my recommendation is the first three episodes that's so good. I've got to tell everyone about it. And then I watch the last five and I go, fuck, what have I done? My recommendation is the first three episodes. That's a great amendment. And you make up your own mind from there. But the first three we can attest to. Yeah, so get around it this weekend if you have anything else to watch. Have a great weekend. We'll see you on Monday. See you Monday, maybe.

Love you. Fucking hell. I'm never going to a doctor's or Ikea again. Ikea? I don't know. The fucking guy from yesterday. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

All these dicks. Before I piss myself, I'm going to leave. All right. Love you. Bye.