Toni and Ryan - Bathers As Underwear

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

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everyone always seemed real fucked off when it would be like the middle of the night or you guys were five minutes late or something like that. And I'm just like, it's a privilege to approve this podcast. Well- So they can all fuck off. Yeah like it's a privilege to approve this podcast. Well, they can all fuck off. Yeah, it's a privilege to hear that to be honest and it's a privilege to hear that from you. I believe when we used to do approvals, especially in Europe, we were literally calling like Finland, Sweden at 3am and it sounded like it. But they booked in. Yeah. You know. Yep. What I will say, they were in for. My favorite

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Just to give a quick summation of what we were talking about before the episode today, Tony and I discussed the pros and cons if we personally went to jail. I don't think pros and cons was if we personally went to jail. And I don't think pros and cons is really cons being in jail. How would you deal with it? Cons being in jail, pros, we both said we'd probably do well, as in like, I think I would. Tony would be hooking up.

I'd be hooking up. We'd be, we'd do well. Yeah. Yeah. I also would love to get like hell ripped. Yeah. Cause I feel like in your outside time, you just like, or is that when you're doing deals though? Or you get like hell good at basketball and stuff. Yeah. Jail fucking rules, dude. Welcome to the show. Yesterday I said today's confession could

either be really fucked up or one of the funniest ones yet. Yeah. I still don't know where I stand. Okay. Like it could go either way. But here's where we are. All right. So a top has sent me in anonymously. Anonymously and this could happen to any of us. And maybe this is the thing that lands us in jail. This could happen to any of us. And maybe this is the thing that lands us in jail. This could happen to any of us. Have one of us sung the song yet? I'm rattled. Tony, would you like to sing the song? These are tough confessions.

Do you ever get a coffee drive-through on the way to work? Are there any drive-through coffees around here? It's just not the same. There's something nice about going in and you smell the smells. I've done a drive-through coffee at Macca's before because that's kind of the only drive-through. So if I'm running late or something, but no, I don't really do a drive-through because I normally have a coffee at home. Yeah, yep. So I've normally just had one.

So then when I get to work, it's rare that I would do another coffee. But even at cafes, sometimes I do drive-through, but then other times, there's something about going in and kind of seeing it and smelling it that's part of the ritual of like, oh, I'm getting a morning coffee.

I think also going into a cafe is nice because it kind of like, it's like something you've done before work. Yeah. Which kind of feels like... I'm just ticking stuff off. I'm changing things. Yeah. Lily went for a run this morning.

That is amazing. Yeah. Confession. These are the confessions. You can submit these very anonymously at our website, tonyron.com.au. I ordered a coffee at the speaker box at the drive-through. Yep. All good. Please drive around. Like a muzz buzz, do you reckon?

Is muzz buzz still a thing? That is the most Queensland throwback. Is that in WA? Oh, that had it in Perth. Yeah. But Perth and Queensland are very- Oh, no, it is a- No, it is.

Yeah. There was one in Subiaco that muzz buzzed. There's a few- Oh, there was. I don't know if they're still there. It was raining, so I put the window back up. Oh, there was, I don't know if they're still there. It was raining, so I put the window back up. Oh, so true. I was alone in my car

and without considering the circumstances, I let out a massive fart. Yeah. Since I was three cars back, I figured there would be enough time for the smell to dissipate. However, seconds later, all three cars seemingly all drove off at the same time.

So I pull up to the window and the lovely lady is holding my coffee, but I can't bring myself to put the window down because it smells so bad. And it's raining, so that's why that... yep. So I pull up to the thing, she's holding my coffee and I'm just sitting there going... thing. She's holding my coffee and I'm just sitting there going, no, like shaking my, no. She sees me shaking my head and assumes she's got the wrong order. So she checks the order. No, it's fine. And looks at me with this strange, but also kind of empathetic, empathetic, enthusiastic, like, oh, I don't know what's up, but here's your coffee. Like, all good to go. Yeah. One for Jenna or, you know, like. I just sat there panicked and I didn't know what to do.

It was getting awkward. Finally, I put the window down. The beautiful, enthusiastic barista went from smiling to looking like she'd seen a ghost. I've never seen a smile change so quickly. Do you reckon they would still be able to smell it? Well, it was just stuck in the steel cup. Yeah, so the second he just like sucks out.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Put down the back window. Yeah, back window. Great call. Do you know what I was thinking I would do? Drive off. Like, I would just fucking. Here you want? Here's your coffee. No, thank you. But just keep going and just be like, no, not mine.

All good. Her eyes started watering instantly. A single tear rolled down her face. She holds her breath, leans forward with the coffee while sort of turning away, trying not to put her face near the car. Here you go. I drove away. I was like, oh, I'm going to die.

I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. Holds her breath, leans forward with the coffee whilst sorta turning away, trying not to put her face near the car. Here you go. I drove away and I will never return.

Oh, nah, I think you just gotta drive away. Yeah. I don't, nah. And it doesn't sound like he needs another coffee. You know what I'm saying? Well, sometimes you've had a big dinner. Yep. You know, and then the next one, you know.

Yep. What would you do? Surely just keep driving. I think you just straight face it. Hey, hey, going. Hey. And they're kind of like, oh, and you're just like, hmm. So gaslight them. Yeah. Quite literally. Maybe look into maybe look into the window of the coffee place.

Oh, it's going to. Oh, God. Smells like fuck. Yeah, what's going on in there? Oh, God, smells like fart in there. Yeah, what's going on in there? Oh, actually, keep your coffee. That smells like farts. Now, another confession. Normally, they're anonymous, but today, I, Ryan, have a confession. I farted at the coffee place.

No, no, no, have a confession? I farted at the coffee place. No, no, no, no. Is it a thing, like, for ladies? Fuck, Enel. Yep. For girls, where it's like, I've seen friends do this, and it's almost like become a meme, where it's like, I've run out of bras, so I'm wearing my bikini top,

like, during the day. Is that a thing? No. No. Like all my bras are in the wash so I've got my bikini top on underneath instead. So I think that girls wash their bras like once a year so you could never run out of bras. But also I would never ever wear a bikini top as a bra. I would only wear a bikini top under a t-shirt or a dress or whatever if we were like going to the beach or we'd been swimming or something. Maybe it was like, you know, back in the day, the cool fashion brands were like Rip Curl and Billabong.

Maybe it was just like a cool thing to do, to have your bathers on underneath. Also this was probably high school when you probably didn't like need the support. I'm so careful what I'm saying. And it's just not true. Also really. Okay. But I'm just, but it was, it was a very normal, but it almost became as you got older, like I remember when it was like, oh laundry day.

Yeah. But then also Gwen Stefani days, like she wore an ironically a bikini top all the time. Maybe that's what's influenced it. But that wouldn't be under a t-shirt. She just wore a bikini top all the time. Maybe that's what's influenced it. But that wouldn't be under a t-shirt. She just wore a bikini top. Yeah. And then she wore like low pinstripe pants and was like super punk. She wore like red bikini top.

That was a real cool era. It was cool. I really like when it's funny. But at my school, like at my high school. That time was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. At my school, we had a dam. Dam. At the back of the school. And like, so for like terms at a time, you would-

That dam's just caught me off guard. Sorry. Yeah, I didn't shoot. I wanted to just move on, but we're- Ah, it's really got me. We're stuck on the dam. Yeah, okay. Sorry about that.

Okay. No, you go. I'm actually really sorry, and I'm embarrassed. I, okay. Sorry about that. Okay. I'm actually really sorry and I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. Did you say this story again? No. And every time you mention the dam, Nope. you have to say it properly.

Absolutely not. I do, I decline your quest. Anyway, so we had a- Dammit! No, we had a dam. Dammit! No, we had a body of water at the school. Body of water.

I've lost it. No. I've lost it. But, and it would be like for PE, you would be swimming or kayaking or whatever, instead of like fucking playing soccer or whatever the fuck. And it was cool to wear your bikini under your uniform because you were swimming for PE later.

Right. Okay. And because we, I went to Catholic school, it was really strict uniform, but, and they'd be like, you can't wear that. You'd be like, miss, I'm going in the dam later. And that was like, going in the dam later, going in the body of water later. Anyway, so that was kind of cool and edgy. Okay, so my premise story is just not correct. Well, not for me and not for Lily, who's also a boob-haver here. Although, when, if you live by the beach, I also think it's like passable because you could swim at any moment.

Anytime. Yeah, so it's like the bathers versus undies thing. Yeah. The closer you are to the beach, the bathers that pass as clothes. Now go for it, Barb. How far away away from the beach at the moment? We could not be further away. If we went any further north, we'd be on the coast of... The other way.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Sort of. This is going gonna be good. No, it's actually not. I regret many things in my life and none more than introducing this story. The crazy thing is, is that if you'd just been like, oh, and we got a confession through,

like you didn't even have to put your name to this. No, no, I did though. No, but that's not, no, but what I'm saying is that you didn't have to. So at home at the moment, the pipe or the fucking hose link from whatever that goes to our washing machine is broken. Yes, I did know that. Yeah, and like a tradie came around and it turns out we're going to have to go back to

the manufacturer. It's under warranty, so we're going to have to get a new washing machine. Oh, fucking hell. So extremely long story, still not very short, is I'm out of underwear and I'm currently wearing bathers. Show me. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. How are we feeling? You just pulled them quite far over and I've actually just seen your cock. Did you see that as well? Was that on camera? I saw a side of something. I was just stra- oh no Lily's going up.

I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that. Well now we know what you'd go to jail for. So I didn't mean to do that. Well now we know what you'd go to jail for. So I didn't mean to do that. I was just showing you asked to see if I was wearing bathers and I am. I just... Charles is under hanging. Hi, it's Cameron from Columbus, Ohio.

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Oh, more like Caitlin Collie. Flower. I thought you were going to say, I thought you were going to say cock because it rhymed with Brock and you said c- Oh, Caitlin Cock. I've just seen yours. Allegedly. Allegedly, sorry.

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It's really awesome. I'm really proud of us. Yep. What is something that blew your mind when somebody told you they hadn't heard of it? So my boyfriend Torbz, where he works, it's like quite a small team. And they're not like hell close. So when they kind of chat, I think it's a bit like, oh, like still trying to get,

like they're all really friendly and stuff, but they're not like, like with us, obviously, we all just saw your penis, super close. Torbz hasn't seen his boss's penis, if that's kind of like how we're judging it. Do you know what I mean? Don't know. What's underwear is. Why not? I don't know. What's underwear is he wearing today? I'm not sure. Maybe he should find out. Is it like? He loved his job. If he was committed to the company. Is it weird to wear budgie smugglers all day?

I don't know. Great. I think that like if you have a vagina, I think wearing bathers all day is like not good because you can get thrush the same with like if you wear leggings for like that you've exercised in for too long. Yeah, so that's I guess the same area that I'm asking. But I don't think it's the same for a penis. Like I don't think that like can you get penis thrush? Is that a thing? Don't Google it.

Don't want to know the answer. Like I actually don't know. It's not very breathable, I would say. Yes. penis thrush? Is that a thing? Don't Google it. Don't want to know the answer. Like I actually don't know. It's not very breathable, I would say. Yes. Yeah. Like, yeah. Yeah, so normally with like underwear and also like

underwear has like the little like double spots. So if you get a little bit of wee on it or whatever. The gusset? The gusset. Yeah. I didn't want to say gusset, but that is a little. Gusset is a fucking gross word. I know, that's why I was avoiding it. So then if you get like a little dot of wee or you'd like whatever, a little bit of discharge

or something like, knickers are going to support you so much more than like wearing bathers were. Just when I thought gusset would be the worst word I heard in the last 30s. I said knickers. No. Discharge. Yeah. Oh, don't be such a bully. We're all discharging at times. And that's beautiful. Is it? I think, yeah.

But you wouldn't want to do that into your bathers because, yeah, not very breathable. Charles? Wouldn't it just like soak in? So it's just got nowhere to soak. But like, because when water gets in. So the way that bathers works, yeah, it dries because it can escape. Whereas, so what's it gonna do? It's just gonna escape into your pants or like, if you're wearing a dress, just like onto your skin.

You know? Yeah, I feel what you know. Yeah. Yeah, you do. God, big day for us. Yeah, it's a huge day. Anyway. So Torbz's boss.

So Torbz's boss. How's his gusset? How's his gusset? How's his gusset? So Torbz's boss, they're fucking chatting about like, they work in broadcast. So it's like, they're talking about fucking the MCG and then someone says something about fucking another stadium and whatever. And then they mentioned Rod Laver Arena. And Torbz's boss is like, oh, fucking whatever. And Torbz goes, Oh,

actually I have only been to Rod Laver arena, like to watch a few bands. Like I've actually, I'd never been to watch the tennis or anything. And he goes, Oh, who did you watch? And Torbz goes, Oh, we went and watched Blink 182. And Torbz's boss goes, who? No. And Torbz goes, oh, Blink 182. Because you know how it's like a thing. And his boss goes, who? And he had never heard of Blink 182 before. How old is this guy? Like, you know, range? Yeah, like 50s? So young, like he's young. But like Blink-182. He's got kids as well. Like he's in the world.

But like, okay, so if he's in his 50s, what Blink-182 would have been huge when he was in his 30s? Yeah, or late 20s, which is like when they were fucking popping off would be when you would like knew about pop music. Can I ask you a question? Even if you didn't like that music, you would still know about them. They were like a huge phenomenon. Now here's a thing I didn't understand, right? Yeah. And maybe this is going to like shatter some glass. No, all good. So you know how like

teens are real hardcore fans of stuff. So like when One Direction's popping off, teen girls are just wild for it. Or the Beatles or. Yeah, but when you're younger, you think, oh, all the old people love the Beatles. But then you kind of go, oh, the teenagers of the day would have loved the Beatles.

So maybe in your late 20s, maybe Blink-182 was massive for teenagers and we were just young and thought that that was like the cool thing that everyone was doing. Would your mum know who Blink-182 is? She would. Sure. I'm just thinking like if there was a huge band now, I might not know about them. But there's a difference between liking the artist and knowing who they are. And just having heard of them before.

But yeah, that's... should we call my mum? Can't call my mum, might as well call someone. But yeah, cause I think that what you're, I get what you're saying. I'm just trying to help this guy because surely he's fucking. Cause it's so crazy. But also like, even if I didn't like a band that was popular now, right?

So I'm 31. If I didn't like a band that was really popping off for like teenagers or whatever, I would still probably know who I'd have heard of it. So Blink-182 is like top top of your list, eh? One of them, yeah. Like top five or whatever? Yeah, yeah. Is there a chance that like they're not in everyone's top five? No, 1000%.

Because I'm thinking one direction Even though not my top five. Yeah, not over like this But I know every single person surely goes all that band Well the same with when people go like, oh, I don't like Taylor Swift, but you know who she is So was blink 182 that level though? I would back that in 1 million percent that they would have been Should we ask me on the phone? I? Haven't called her for a few days. We'll see if she mentions that Hi stranger

Not mentioning anything Jesus Christ, maybe she's busy voting for us in the webbies. Hello. is Mandy. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can. Thanks. Hi, Mum. It's Tony and Ryan from the Tony and Ryan podcast, also known as Your Son. And what would I be? Daughter in podcast law? Love it. L-O-R-E. Daughter in law L-O-R-OR. Perfect. Mom, can you call us back? Thank you. Stand by. No, but I think this is a good test. But anyway, so, and Torbz was like, oh. And how do you explain that to someone who doesn't know? And because, you know, when you mention something kind of random to someone, you're like prepared to explain it.

Torb said Blink 182 and then he was like, what? And then he was like, I don't even know how to describe it. Whereas if I said to somebody like, oh, one of my favorite bands is Carnival and they'd go, who's that? And I'd go, oh, have you heard of Birds of Tokyo? Ian Kenny, the front guy, like you would have like a fucking thing prepared. Anyway, I posted on my Instagram story being like, what blew your mind when someone said, well, I've never heard of that. Could anyone beat Blink 182? Cause that, yeah, I'm like, I'm working the angles trying to defend this guy.

And I just. Well, uh, Susie, uh, commented and said last week, someone said, oh, I've just found this new artist that I'm loving at the moment. Suzy was like, who is it? And this person said Adele. No. When did you put that Instagram story up? 2003.

Literally like they just discovered her. Was this like the other day when I said that Mabel says sports mode for Crocs? And then you said that other people- And I was like, other day when I said that Mabel says sports mode for Crocs. And then you said that other people- And I was like, other people are doing that? Wendy said that someone she knows in their 30s just had a maxi bond for the first time. What? That isn't going to be a good day for her because the day everyone has their first max, that's something you don't forget.

Hannah said a girl at work had never heard of SNL. I think that's crazy. Even if you've never watched SNL, you like know of its existence. I reckon in Australia you could get away with not knowing SNL. Oh, okay. That's fine. This one really- But a Maxi Bond?

Go fuck yourself. This one sent me into orbit. It's a little bit grim. Death? Jamie said, my girlfriend hadn't heard of Madeleine McCann. There is no one on earth that doesn't know about that story. Well no one really knows about that story. You know what I mean? I think the parents know about that story.

Only two people in the world really know that story and the other seven billion of us, I'll give a pass for that. But you like, you've heard of that tale though. Yeah. I think that being like, oh, you know, the Madeleine McCann story and someone going, no, you'd be like, where have you been? There's like 9,000 documentaries about it. That's where are they from?

Do we know? No, not just because yeah, anyone in the UK, Europe, Australia, I assume the fuck that you would have the biggest case. What are the five biggest cases of all time? Madeleine McCann, John Benet, Ramsey. I was just about to say, because when I think maybe Ryan John Benet, Ramsey is the American version of Madeleine McCann. Yeah. Yeah. But I think that if you're in the UK, you would know about Jean-Bernard

Ramsay. That's like a huge story. Yeah. OJ Simpson? Yeah. Would you? Is it just crimes in general? Yep.

Um, yeah. JFK? Oh, yeah. I guess, yeah, because it's like the conspiracies and whatever. Conspiracy adjacent. Do you reckon also then like John Lennon getting shot? Yeah. It just doesn't feel as exciting as like, you know, the mystery ones.

Titanic being sunk by JP Morgan for insurance purposes. I read about that on Twitter yesterday. Oh, shit. Well, we're definitely getting demonetized now. Um, Sarah said, I mentioned John Farnham. And this is probably an Aussie more based one. Sarah said, I mentioned John Farnham the other day. And my friend said, oh, is that your dad's name?

First of all, my last name is not Farnham. But isn't that just so funny? Someone said maple syrup comes from a maple tree. That actually got me. I did not know that. That was amazing. I reckon that got me a year ago. Yeah.

Okay. Maybe a year. Because I saw on TikTok when they put the thing into the tree. They tap into the tree. Yeah. And I was like, this is crazy. Does everyone know about this? Turns out that a lot of them do.

Someone said, oh, I can't hang out this this turns out that a lot of them do someone said Oh, I can't hang out this weekend because I've got netball and they said what's that? Oh What country is that in I don't know, okay but Netball is international. It's in a country where they're playing at that weekend. Oh Well, there's a thinker for you, but if you and I like if I was playing netball that weekend, yeah, then the person is obviously you'd be in a country that played netball. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

Well, so it's not really a thinker because like, obviously. Yeah. I got a good one here from Chrissy, though, to round this out. My ex-husband never heard of not being a fucking dick. I like that. Oh, actually, sorry. I've missed a great one from Janna who posted this and said, my boyfriend didn't know that Nirvana was a band and thought it was a brand from Big W. To be fair, did you know how they sell like Nirvana shirts?

Nirvana shirts are their own world. Well, it's now just, yeah, a brand. But imagine like reducing Nirvana to a brand from BW. I actually reckon that is fair. What the fuck is happening? I feel like- What just happened? Did that puff of smoke come out of your asshole?

What's going on over there? Well, I can't get through the- Through the bavers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I actually think that's fair because I think the ratio of Nirvana shirts to Nirvana fans has got out of control. I feel like people are wearing them for street cred that probably didn't even listen to Nirvana

because they're in Big W's now. Yeah. Big Woolworth's. Big Woolworth's, yeah. Yeah. But I just find that so hard to believe. Yeah, I don't like that. That would blow my mind if someone was like, oh, that brand from Big W. I'd be like, well,

no. No, let me stop you right there. Yeah. But yeah, we got through heaps of so if there's in today's episode thread, if you've got something that blew your mind, please send it through. Maybe we'll do this again. Please. I got to love to see it.

Thanks to Emma for sending this through. Hi, Emma. I'm just going to send you this tweet. Yep. Did your mom call back? No. That's good. The tweet is from Katie, a lady named Katie, and it says, you're all just abbreviating phrases or William Nilliam. That made me piss so hard when I saw that yesterday.

My eyes got drawn to the William Nilliam and I was like, who's that? Is that your dad, William Nilliam? He's the bassist for John Farnham. He's the bassist for that brand from Big W. Yeah. That's amazing. I've got to love to see it here. Hang on. We've got a call from Mandy. Oh.

Hello, Ryan speaking. Hello, Ryan. It's your mother. You're on the podcast. Hi Mandy. I thought I might be. How are you? Good, good. I'm very good.

What's Blink 182? Do you know what that is? Blink 182. I know the book, Blink. No, no idea. Mandy, you've never heard of Blink 182, the band? No, never heard. Am I supposed to have?

Well, Tony, well- I claimed that everyone would know who that is and you fucked me, Mandy. I'm into music, but I don't know who Blink-182 are. Have you heard, do you know who One Direction are? Yes. And yeah, okay. And Taylor Swift. Yeah okay and Taylor Swift. Yeah and Taylor Swift. Yeah Taylor Swift yes. But not Blink-182. No never heard of them. Do you know who Nirvana are?

Do you know who Nirvana is? Yes. It's the band that have t-shirts. It's the band that have t-shirts? Yeah, from Big W. Tony's shooketh. No, no, sometimes I must walk around with my eyes closed. I actually would believe that maybe, yeah. Okay, all right. I just found out that electric vehicle cars have a little electric vehicle sign on their number plate to tell emergency services that they could be

in a chance of exploding. I thought it was April not December. That's a fucked fact. That's great. That's huge. That's great. That's actually good intel. Did you guys not know that? I thought that was rather interesting. No, I must walk around with my eyes closed. I'll have to look out for blink 182, is it? Yeah, the new up and coming band. They're from Horsham. band they're from Horsham. I'm from Horsham I love Horsham. I'll look them up. Okay great. Yep okay bye. Bye Mandy. She's fucked my whole thing. I actually can't believe that. What'd you call my mum? My mother-in-law Eloiri. I can't believe that she'd heard of Taylor Swift, One Direction, and Nirvana, but did know Blink-182. I honestly thought that like there was no one on earth that

hadn't heard of them and now my mind goes... Nah, because you're a Blink-182 fan and a Travis Barker fan. Yeah. And I, maybe you're just a huge... But yeah, I don't know if they're as mainstream, like as full, full, full craze. And so this is it's actually so fine, but I would consider them very mainstream. That's why I can't believe that. Oh, when I say mainstream, I meant like. Like for every single person. They played them on the radio and stuff, like it's not as if.

They played us on the radio, man. Well, they didn't actually. They did. So we had to start a shitty little podcast instead. Yeah. Fuck you. Yeah. Just a little podcast. Anyway, sorry, different thing.

Oh, I'm really shocked. Well, everybody else gave really good ones. That blew my mind. Mine was terrible. The one that I brought to the table was terrible. What do you love to see? What do you love to see here from Caitlin, who said, my love to see it is that

after successfully tricking multiple members of our house into believing she has not been fed, I've made a bandana for my very greedy Labrador. I think I saw this in SoCo. Luna has zero regrets and will be seeking legal representation to dispute all allegations while secretly telling all her friends the tales of the days that she got to eat three breakfasts Caitlin said I'll be sporting she'll be sporting this a lovely bandana So as soon as Luna gets fed they're now putting the bandana on so that she can't trick anyone

It's very very funny. Very cute. I thought it was so sweet. So thank you Caitlin for sharing that any dog stories I mean, you've got me hook, line and sinker immediately, but. Can I ask something of the tarpas today? Yeah. Can they ask their parents if they've heard of Blink 182? Oh, that's a great test. Just get a bit of a general, general,

General consensus. That, yep. I think I'm done for the day. All right, love you. Bye. See you tomorrow. Hard enough. Yep. Love you, bye. All right, love you. Bye. See you tomorrow. Had enough. Yep. Love you, bye.

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