Toni and Ryan - Best Normal Or Nahs of 2025

Episode Date: January 4, 2026

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Normal or nah. Normal or nah. Definitely not. Normal or nah. Is this normal or nah? Nah. No fucking way. It's not even a nah.

It's a no. My flat mate will sit and eat a tube of toothpaste like it's a fucking lolly. Slurping that bitch up like it's a delicacy, but I think it's fucking disgusting. She argues it's no different to eating mints or chewing gum. Normal or nah. No. It's not even a nah. It's a no.

You're not supposed to swallow toothpaste for a reason. Yeah, but you're told you're not supposed to swallow a lot of things. It doesn't stop you, does it. No one has ever told me not to swallow cum. They do not teach that in schools. Okay? And if people don't want me to swallow it, then don't put it in my mouth. Oh, wait, then that's toothpaste is the same, I guess.

Sometimes he'll crack a fat, not because he's horny, but because he claims the temperature is just right. Or it was a nice shower. As a non-peness have her, I just find it so hilarious. That feels wholesome. Is this... The temperature was right. Yeah.

I felt safe here. Is this normal or bonar? I'm going to say normal to comfort bonus. Yeah? Because sometimes it's like... Like, what are you... Did something happen? Like, what are you doing?

Like, obviously not now. I'm like, this isn't for you. This is... Isn't that the worst thing you could be? Oh, that's not for you. Oh, sorry. No, but she's like... Oh, I was about to suck that thing.

But if it's not for me, You take that, you tell that cock walking. I feel like the temperature, the comfort, sometimes it's just, the vibration on the train. I just like, carefree penis is just like, yeah, sure. Does anyone have a shared community family stick of roll on deodorant? This person, so Tasha McGee's kind of saying like, oh, I know someone. I know someone in the mirror. They're sick of constantly having to buy different sorts of deodorant.

um it's such a hassle it's easy to just have one communal one and we top that up when it's empty well nah um i think that like oh we shared toothpaste you know because you're not rubbing the toothpaste fucking into your armpit yeah when someone sneezes more than two times in a row instead of saying bless you claudia says okay we fucking get it claudia asks is this normal or No. That's normal. I just think we don't need that much attention. Do we not need that amount of attention?

Or to someone who's not Tony need that much attention. Oh, we're best friends. I'm here for you. Yeah, but you sneeze three times and now people looking at Ryan and not at the talent. Well, if they wanted to look at you, your name would be first, mate. My husband and I love doing the hippity-dipity. Hot. Love that for you.

but I also love listening to true crime and when I'm hooked on a story it's hard to stop listening is it normal for anyone else to leave your AirPods in when you're in the middle of a really good audio book while your husband is destroying your vagina my friend would like to know if this is normal or nah

fucking nah no fucking way that is is it 10 times worse because it's true crime I just can't imagine... As he grabbed her neck and strangled her to death and hit her body in the backyard. Yeah, so, okay, that does make it worse.

I just... The disrespect. Kind of. And I also just think, like, the, like, the connection of, like, having... Especially with, like, a long-term partner. I don't know. Like, I just can't imagine having my...

mind in another place and being able to like enjoy yourself if you were concentrating on something else well multitasking you know but having like music on or like you know the Netflix and chill of it all like you're watching something and you go like oh you know that's a bit different but like you're consuming it together you can both hear the music yeah exactly i think that's the thing that i just go oh you don't mind i just feel like i would be really offended if I like tried it on with torbs And then he went Oh you don't mind though

If I leave my air pods in do you? Yeah the Hawks are playing I want to catch the action in the third quarter Like I think I You listen to your true crime book I'll put the Hawks game on And um Well then you might as well jerk off and go to sleep

Why I have sex Normal or nah Being super anxious around balloons They could spontaneously pop at any moment And you just need to be ready Normal I hate it Yeah

I feel like they're just there And you kind of like Are you going to go soon? You got to just always keep an eye on them Yeah And if you're in a room with a few You can't you can't keep track of that Yeah

I just don't like it Do you know what frightens the living fuck out of me A balloon archway I don't like that I hate it One B, whole thing's down Yeah and then how do we leave the room There's no door anymore

Then what? Or like cool boys at a party, like a birthday party as a kid and they would like stamp on them to pop them on purpose. You'd roll your ankle. Couldn't you do some damage? Yeah.

Not that I'd know because I would never do that. It feels like cruel in a way. To the balloon. Yeah. To just stamp on it and end its life like that. Okay. You know how... Not that I'm advocating for balloons. I think they're,

Shit. Do you want... Actually, I stand by that. A balloon is a shit. Amber says normal or nah, using tongs with chips so you don't get the flavouring and salties on your hands. So, I mean, as you know, whatever my number rule of life is,

don't bag it until you try it. Because I've seen people with the little tongs to like eat Cheetos. And it's like a little like tiny chopstick kind of thing and they do that so that they don't get, yeah, like, I think that the cheesy fingers is part of it. Amber says I've been doing this for years now and stand by it,

but my boyfriend thinks it's weird and unnecessary. I also feel like, you know, when you're eating chips or especially popcorn, you want more than one? When I eat popcorn, I turn into an absolute savage beast, and I need to eat it by the fucking, like, fistful. Like that? Yep. This is going to be a disaster.

I also don't think that's how many you would do, but yeah, I mean, no, no, no, no, love the commitment. I think I need the... But you know how you want like two or three so they're like crunched together? Oh. Oh. Oh. You don't want to describe what's happening? You might want to put them through the dishwasher a few times.

Tony looks so upset. Can you just got that, but the people... No. I'm actually doing them a fucking favor. Stop eating! I need to finish that mouth full. I'll just leave a half-eating chip in a fucking bag like a fucking psycho. Alexander has a normal owner.

Hi, Alex. Big old. My friend had a spin class straight after work, but forgot her socks. Oh, do you need, oh yeah, the shoes. I was like, do you need socks for a spin class? So she asks a colleague in the office at the end of a work day, can I borrow your socks? Because I don't want to get sweaty feet in the shoes without socks at my spin class.

Is this normal behaviour or? or nah. Is this acceptable to ask a colleague or no? A colleague, definitely not. A best friend. Like if it was, if it was a really tight friend and you're like, but I also wouldn't ask straight up. This is what Tony would do. This is. Oh, um, damn it. I, um, I don't have any socks. I don't, I'll probably have to not go to the class. And that's a real shame, isn't it, Ryan? That is exactly wrong. And I'd go, oh, no, you can go. Why can you? Oh, I just. I just don't have any socks. It's just, if I needed there's some spare ones around here somewhere.

Hierarchy of sinks to wash your hands. Normal or nah? Normal. I would never wash food stuff off my hands in the bathroom. Never. That's for the kitchen. You'd never wash your hands after sexy times in the kitchen. That's for the bathroom.

If I come in from the backyard, don't take those dirty hands to the kitchen or the bathroom. Laundry! That's a laundry job. Yeah, 1,000%. All of the water comes from the same. same place. All of the sinks are clean with the same cleaner. They're all practically the same thing. Yet I have the hierarchy of sinks existing in my brain. I totally agree. So fucking normal.

I've never felt so seen as an anxious individual. That is the most amazing thing I've ever heard. And Emma from Massachusetts has put things into words that I just thought were feelings, but now are concrete thoughts that exist in the universe. And that's just fucking beautiful, isn't it? walking your pet with only one ear butt in because you don't want to be rude and make them feel like you're ignoring them or you're not listening to them is this normal or nah

it's normal I don't wear headphones when I'm walking pipa because I don't want her to think that I'm just like doing something else like I want her to know that I'm like I'm locked in and I'm there for like mommy daughter time so most nights I'll take BJ for a walk and I'll listen to

something with both headphones in yeah and now i read this and was like huh and then i was like and now i've got the guilt you should for every for not like like every single walk i've done is bj just looking at me and going pfucking he was probably tried to drum up conversation with you and you just haven't heard it like he's probably gone like oh beautiful night tonight and you're just like the secret to business is i was i was getting my bits waxed and obviously it needs to be hot the wax but they put it on and it was really hot yeah because it can like rip your skin off yeah and so Karen says to the lady oh like it's a bit hot and the lady goes oh no problem sweetheart and then blows on the wax

blows on my puss like it was a hot chippy, you're about to hand to an eager toddler. Karen's words, not mine. Yeah, Karen, okay. Tell me this is not normal behaviour because it's a big nah from me. Um, oh, God. I mean, nah, because I don't want that to happen. You don't want your pussy blame?

I also just, wouldn't they just turn like the wax pot down? Oh, but I think when, like, when it was on her. Yeah, no, no, no, but they would need to actually like, because I don't I don't think that blowing it once it's on you wouldn't make it not hot. Oh, I think it's just damage control. As in the moment, I'm just trying to relieve the pain. But that would just make it hard. It wouldn't make it not burn from the bottom.

You know what I know when I'm being blown on the genitals. It does make it hard. Yeah, I walked right into that. Yeah. Yeah. When I was in labour, says Stacey. It was quiet because I was concentrating on my breath. So true.

My husband thought the silence was an awkward silence that he just needed to fill. Stop filling stuff. That's how he got in this mess. Stacey's husband, stop filling stuff. He asked the midwife, who's nursing me, seen anything good on Netflix recently? Nursing her? Like, helping her.

Sorry. I'm probably both. What did you think? Well, like, when you're... Sophie has just left the building. Sophie's sake, don't say this. Gone. Well, no, so when you're a new mum,

and if you choose to breastfeed, they say that that's nursing, like breast... I thought she's like holding someone and rocking. And so when you just said, the hospital worker was nursing, Stacey. I thought you meant. Stacey was breastfeeding.

The nurse. No, like being breastfed by the nurse. I was like, I've never heard of that before. I haven't given birth, but maybe that's what they do. I don't think they died. So he's like I have.

And let me tell you. Hi, KJ. My boyfriend was having a hot, steamy bath and I thought, oh, this looks good. Hey, can you leave the water in? I'll jump in after you. Ugh.

is the exact same sound that the boyfriend made. Moaned out loud. Sharing bath water, normal or no? Absolutely not. I'll do that. That's very normal. And as Kay J. Share the water.

Vancouver. KJ said, I don't know if we just grew up poor, but it was like, oh, filling the bath up twice must be nice, she said. Oh. And I also shared a bath with my cousin Bonnie. And she put in the...

she pooed in it and I think as a kid though the difference between sharing a bath is that you're normally all in there together yeah like and your mom or auntie or whatever is like all the kids go in scrub together and then hop out going into the bath after someone like I know what I do in the bath so that's all I'll say when I have to fart or burp and there's music playing I always try to release on the beat of the music is this normal or nah Ah, it's a nah for me, but I think it sounds like a fun game. All right. So can you burp on command?

No. I'll just throw up, I think. Do you want to try? Uh, no. I'll just do that. Well, if I sing a song, you'll just know the spot. Okay. Now, it will surprise no one that I've looked up the lyrics for my heart will go on by Celine Dion,

which is why I've recently watched the video. Wherever you are... I should have it started raining now. It's that finding. In the McDonald's car park. I believe that the hot doors go on. Remember why we're doing this, Tony? Once more, you open the door and you're here in my heart.

and my heart will go on and on. Ugh. Yep. That's great. Amy, Tony's right with you. Normal. This is from Shmallamy. Because she didn't want to put her name to it.

So fair. After doing the hippity-dipity with my partner, I do a quick little two taps just to say good job. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. And they do it to each other. Yeah. They both finish up.

High five, good job. Yeah. I know. It's always just two taps, good job. It could be on the back or the arms or the tummy. It's not location specific, but it's just a little tap to say, good job, we're done. Oh, yeah, okay. I've only just, you know, what's that the, the glasses shattered?

Well, from how I met your mother is why this came up for us. Is that like, it's something you don't realize and someone goes, oh, you know how blah always does this thing? And you go, oh, and then you realize it and you can't, like, ignore it after that. Shmallamy says, I've only just realized that we've done this every time we've done the hippity-dipity for the past five years. That's quite sweet. Is this normal or nah?

I like a GGWP, good game well played. I think that's quite sweet That's too fast for me G GW Good game well played Yeah So like at the end of a footy game You know how they all like shake hands on the field

And whatever GGWP all good So when you and Torbs have done the hippity divity Do you like shake his hand and go GDWP Nah I normally Good job mate Say I might hop in the shower

I get nervous when I've ordered A Click and Collect at the supermarket Because every time I back in And they say pop the trunk, I sort of slightly panic, like, because there might be a dead body or something crazy in the back of my car. Yeah. It's like when you see a cop, you do that mini panic and you go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, I think I'm good.

Yep. I know it's silly because I've pretty much never got a body in there. Pretty much. Is this fear normal or nah? Normal. Me, 1,000%. Yeah. The big one for me is the, um, when you see like a booze bus or like a roadside drug

test or whatever and I go oh did I drink this morning as someone who one drink a month yeah like as someone who very very very rarely drinks I'm like I drank all that alcohol this morning or I smoked all that meth last night I just fully have a panic um I made a um PBF pre-boken foot I made a reel of me in the airport being like what my passport sees every three seconds in the airport and it's like me like unslipping my bag making sure that it's still in there that's how i feel all the time with things like that that micro panic where you go well maybe my passport did grow legs and walk away or maybe i'm going to open my bag and there's going to be a heap of heroin in there and i've just forgotten i've left it in there because that can happen because it happens hey tony can you just

hold this bag of heroin for a few weeks for a yeah and i go oh yeah and i go fuck i've brought that bag of heroin with me to the airport. I've been driving the same car for five years. Filled it with petrol hundreds of times. That's like not that long. That's like not that long. I don't think that's the normal or not. Sorry.

I'm in. You go. I don't mind. It's great context for when I read the normal or no. Yeah, so true. Yeah. I'm glad you're excited. Normal.

Should I start from the start? Yeah, sorry. And then we'll comment on your comment And then we'll get to the normal order. No, so true, yep. I've been driving the same. For what? I've been driving the same car for five years.

Filled it with petrol hundreds of times. Yet every time I drive into the petrol station, I still panic about what side the bowser is on. Stu asks, is this bit and not the other bit, normal or nah it's normal now Magali has asked

innovative or nah which in itself is quite innovative I guess but we have been accused of you know been a bit loose with the title or saying some other things which is literally just the same thing

sure Magali said instead of showering my boyfriend febreezes his feet and his pits reckons it's just as good as cleaning or putting on socks and reckons, it's innovative. Is that normal, innovative or nah? Nah.

Yeah. To both. Not normal. Not innovative. It's nah. It's fucked is what it is. Is that not just like, and for breeze as well as not meant for your skin? Isn't it?

No. Like it's... Fabreeze is for everywhere. Haven't you seen that? You just frabreeze it. But it's like for the... Like, I wouldn't spray it right onto my skin. because it's probably like chemicals, you know, I mean, everything is.

Beautiful smelling chemicals. Also, yeah, they don't smell good. That's like not how you want your... Oh, take that back. No, that's like not how you want your body to smell. I don't think. You've obviously never got the right flavour of Fabrese. Maybe, but because they're often like florally and like room smells.

Yeah. Yuck. Yep. He just smelled like a beautiful floral room. Nah, that smells to mean like toilet cleaner. Normal or nah? Packing enough underwear for a trip like you're planning. on shitting yourself twice a day.

Normal. Normal. Absolutely. You've got to. And also you plan, when you pack for a trip, you plan as though you're wearing a different entire outfit every day. Like, oh, I'm going for seven days. I better take seven pants.

Well, no, in my real life, I wear the same jeans for weeks. I'm going to wear black jeans every day and a couple of t-shirts to rotate through. Who am I trying to kid? Like, what am I, like, it's the passport personality, though. It is the passport personality. Kesea has a normal or nah. Hey, Kez. I keep my children's teeth in my lounge room plant because I can't bring myself to throw them out.

But I'm worried that one day someone will be killed and for some reason the police will search my house and then find human teeth in the Monsterapot. Is keeping and hiding your children's teeth normal or nah? Oh. I think that, funnily enough, I agree with the rationale of like, I shouldn't keep them because what if someone gets murdered? They'll think we did it. For me, that was the least. No, I know.

That's why I'm saying, funnily enough, that's the part I relate to the most. The serial killer bit. Keeping, being worried about people thinking you're a serial killer. Keeping your kids' teeth, I think that's pretty normal. I wouldn't keep them in a plant, no. Well, where do you got to put them? Because if someone's taken them away, like they, you know. Do you know what comes to mind instantly?

No. And this, I don't know if this is the place for it either. A tiny Tupperware in your junk drawer in the kitchen. That is the first place toddlers right through. They'll find that in an hour.