Toni and Ryan - Best Place To Find A Boyfriend

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

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Except with Fizz. Switching to Fizz is quick and easy. Mobile plans start at $17 a month. Certain conditions apply. Details at phys.ca. If you are looking for a hot cool partner, I would check out warehouse sales in your area. A warehouse near you. That's so creepy. Is it? How come you're saying it's weird? All right, you look down the camera and you say what you would say and then I'll do my turn and the guys can decide who's creepier. Meet you at the warehouse sale. You know that warehouse? No. Hi, I'm Michelle from Birmingham, Alabama. I'm Katie from Auckland, New Zealand.

This is Walt from Perth, Australia. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I've got to do it again. I think. Do people still dab? No, don't answer that question. The question. What's the new dab? So you know what I mean? Like, what's the new thing? I have to ask you. You're too old for it. I can floss. Definitely not.

Yeah, go on. I've never felt so old and uncool. I can just keep going dude. Yeah I bet. Nice dress. You got somewhere to go tonight? Where are you off to? Yeah.

No I don't. Just um, felt like looking like a hot slut. Well, it's working. Thanks. Um, we have been in trouble with YouTube in the past for being a conspiracy adjacent. And today we run the risk of being like giving medical advice without doing our research adjacent. Oh, okay. Because was it last week?

I'm actually a doctor, so I'll stop you right there. Thank God for that. Was it you who was pissing on warts? I didn't piss on a wart, I put piss on a wart. And it's so different. It actually is, don't make me get mad. Now, people have sent through their own wives' tales that may or may not work, because I said, don't worry Tony, you're not the only pro-pissed person in this planet.

Let's start with Taylor. Hi, Taylor. These two twins used to put piss on their faces every morning when we were all in high school. They were really into modeling and believed the piss killed bad germs, oils and bacteria and stuff. Now, if you know some twins who are into modeling, tag them because how many could there be, first of all? Mary-Kate and Ashley?

There's one. Yep. Twins that are into modeling fits the brief. Yeah. There are these two girls that I don't know their names but they are- Alyssa and Lysandra. From the block? From the block.

That's not who I meant. Is that who you're thinking of? No. No. Charles loves the block. Yeah. New season's like coming in the next month. Okay, mate.

Is there a pissing on face room in the new houses on the block? Can I say something? Please. And I so often do. You really not? Now that I have heard a tale of somebody else putting piss anywhere on their body. You can hear it. I see it.

Yeah. I get it. That's gonna be a tough ten minutes for you. Are these all all pissed based? No, there's a bit going on though. Okay. Let's go with Christy Donnelly. Hi Christy. Now she had a gang lion on her wrist. What's that? I have gang lion. Yeah. Like a tattoo? Or a ganglion cyst? Yeah, it's like a big bump in your wrist that swells up. What do you call it? A ganglion cyst, I think. Yeah, that would make sense because a ganglion just, I mean, sounds like a great movie. I thought that it was a tattoo of like a lion lion with boxing gloves on or something. No, no, it sounds like a great movie, but... Well, I thought that it was a tattoo of like a lion, like with boxing gloves on or something.

No, no, that sounds right because she had a ganglion on her wrist and my mum... Ganglion. Yep. And my mum said I just needed to whack it with the Bible. I mean, whacking anything, you go, well, surely not. But the fact that it was with the Bible feels even further from We did it heaps and it really hurt. And then one day, I bet. And then one day,

The Bible is huge. And then one, Do you know what's crazy is how heavy the Bible is when the paper is so thin? Like, Well, because there's so many pages. Yeah, but so much knowledge. But the paper, it's like a cigarette paper. Have you smoked a Bible before? Tony Lodge, Tony Lodge.

Don't answer that. Especially on this not conspiracy, religious, anti something, what was the word? Adjacent podcast. Podcast. I thought the word you couldn't find was podcast and I was like, oh, it's in the title. So we whacked my wrist heaps with the Bible

and it really hurt. I fucking bit. And then one day I was being hit with it and I went, no, enough. I'm just gonna go to the doctor. And it turned out the doctor said I needed surgery and I got it and they removed it. Then my nan goes, huh, you wouldn't have thought of the doctor

if it wasn't for the Bible. So true. The Lord works in mysterious ways. I agree with that. I agree with that 100%. No further questions, your honor. Patrick has a message and he says it's from a girl he works with, a friend of a Tapa. Oh, Tapa Jason. Cause he was talking about your pissing at work. And then this girl. Okay, he wasn't. I didn't piss on my legs. I put the piss on the leg. And then this girl at Patrick's work goes, oh, you know how you listen to that

podcast with the girl that pisses on herself? No, that's not how we're referring to this podcast. Um, I put. Tapa's is Tony and Ryan pisses. Yeah. Yeah. You're referring to this podcast. Um, I put. Harper's is Tony and Ryan. Pissers. Yeah. I put butter on my boobs when I was in high school.

I had a very flat chest, but a girl with big boobs said that butter was the secret to growing big boobs. We've got Nuttelex. Will that do the same thing? Yeah. Is it the dairy part? Yeah. What about the butter is it? I put butter on my boobs for months. My mum would buy butter only to have it go missing.

She was always like, where's all the butter going? Totally. She would mutter in a perplexed tone. She'd mutter about the butter. What a mutter about the butter. Yeah. What a... Okay.

One day she found one of my most recent sticks of butter hidden in my bedroom for when I was buttering myself up. And she yelled at me and I said, Mom, I just want big tits. Don't we all? Don't we fucking all? Don't we all? Yeah.

I don't think that works. Oh shit. Here I was about to jump on the Woolies app and load up. Yeah. I don't think that works. Why not? I don't know.

I don't know. I haven't tried it, but I don't think it works. Now again, just to reiterate, not a medical podcast, not real. I am't know. I haven't tried it, but I don't think it works. Now again, just to reiterate, not a medical podcast, not real. I am a doctor. But let me tell you the medical benefits of tea bagging. This is from Emily Irwin. I've got an old wives tale, but it legitimately worked

in brackets, thank you old wives. Says Emily. Yeah, all the shout out to the old wives. That's what no one is talking about the old wives enough. I worked at a summer camp in Maine in America for six summers. Did you just say in the America? In the America for six summers. And weirdly, there were so many Perth folks that ended up working at this camp. That's so fun. Do you know what what I want to go to Maine because isn't

the Maine lobster the thing? Like they have amazing like and because you know my favorite food is lobby rolls. Lobby rolls. We can get you a lobby roll from Maine. If anyone's from Maine can you confirm that you have good lobby rolls? I think that's a thing Maine lobster. Yeah yeah it would make because there's all the boats and the shipping and shit out there. Come town. Tony you wouldn't get much done in Maine though, I just have love Yeah lobsters on the brain in Maine I really

Sincerely hope that there is a fridge magnet that says that that you can buy at a tourist shop in my say again lobsters on the brain in Maine I Don't think there is but I can. But there must be. Let me make a phone call. Yeah. It's a big magnet. Now this is a photo of Emily. Hi Emily. You can see how sunburnt she is. Oh that would be sore. Hot bod. Nice job. So that's Emily at the summer camp and she got told, she said, oh, she said one year I was into a bit of, I was having like a woo woo year. Love it.

You know, reading a lot of stuff, feeling a lot of feelings. And she said, I read that if you bathe in Earl Grey tea, it helps the redness go away when your sunburn. When your sunburn? Yeah. That actually sounds like a bit of me. I would do, fuck you need a lot of tea bags in a bathtub. Yeah.

And the question on everyone's lips. Three, two, one, do you add milk? Oh. I don't know if that's what we were thinking. I wasn't thinking that. Oh, what were you thinking? Not that. Not that, yeah.

Okay, Charles. Once all the kids had gone to bed, I was sitting in the camp council's area, soaking in Earl Grey. Aren't we all? And the camp director walks in and goes, And goes, oh, sorry to walk in, I was just about to butter up my tits.

Does anyone have a Bible? I've got a big love virus. Did she send this to you as well? She goes, oh, I just read somewhere that Earl Grey is good for sunburn and I've got too much sun today. I've got pretty white skin. I've just, I've copped it today. Yeah. I'll do anything to try and help. Yeah. And the camp director goes, yeah, okay. Great.

But Emily said that the camp director was like, he poked a bit of fun and he was actually, he was a good guy and whatever. But the next day we had our big morning meeting with all the kids and he said, oh, just a reminder everyone to make sure you put your sunscreen on. Because heaven forbid you end up like counselor Emily, who had to soak in tea last night and look how red she is. And like it hasn't worked. He glances over, no redness. No! Yeah, it worked. To his surprise, I was no more red than anyone else

because the Earl Grey fucking tea fucking worked. And that's why I'll never hear a bad word about tea bagging says Emily Erwin. And there she is. The old tea bagging son of a bitch. Now, finally, we should have done this yesterday when you were talking about the pimples. No.

This is from Riona, which sounds like if I had to make up a fake cousin. It wasn't me, it was my friend Riona. Nah, this is Riona Evans. Or like the singer Riona. I love that song. When a horse warts falls off. Sorry, you're gonna have to shut the fuck up. When a horse's wart falls off,

you put the wart in the horse's feed so it eats it, because then it learns the bacteria and the warts won't come back. I'm from a horse cattle family. Oh, we can tell. Horse girls, they're all the same. So when I got a wart, my mum decided to feed it to me in hopes that the old wives tale about the horses would work for us humans.

And that the warts wouldn't come back Before you judge anyone I just want to remind you that you pissed on your side Ate my own warts as Riona. It was so fucked. The texture was horrendous. I ended up are we talking? Just straight-up war not like in something like in a bit of yogurt or something well I think it was me but you still fucking fairy floss takes a tablet if you still say it coming though like was in a bit of soup you'd see it floating on the top there no but like oh if you put it in a sam well I pop it in a ham sandwich it just said she mum put it in a meal I can't even I ended up spitting it out and years later it still makes me feel weird.

And it should, because do you know, I know like we joke about me being a doctor, but truly something that I've learned is that people, and you take this with a grain of salt. Oh, yeah. Aren't the same as horses. I will take that with a grain of salt. Oh, yeah. Aren't the same as horses. I will take that with a grain of salt.

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And like, yeah. But it was love at first sight for me. I knew straight away. Did you really? Yep. I was just like, oh my God, who the fuck is this? She had a boyfriend at the time. The surfer.

The surfer guy, yeah. What a jerk. Nah, I've heard about the surfer. I got friend zoned for a little while, but yeah. Well, because I've done a little bit of research and apparently the most common places that people meet their partner is through friends and family, which is obviously for you, online dating.

So like, I guess like, cause even back in the day before Tinder and stuff, it was like RSVP and like. Oh, doesn't that feel like it's 50 years old? What is it like? Plenty of fish. Plenty of fish was one of the original. All of those like old, like online dating profiles where it was like on the web. Does online also count as like,

Like Tinder and stuff. But like Instagram and Facebook. Oh. Like does that, it's not online dating, but you kind of meet people. Meeting online. Or learn of their existence or you know, like. Yeah, I reckon it probably does. Friend of a or you know like. Yeah I reckon it probably.

Friend of a friend. These days I reckon it must do. At school and work. That's you and Torb. Which is how I met Torb's at uni. Social events, like I guess if you went to like a speed dating event maybe or like a. Bingo loco.

Bingo loco. Exactly. And the other one is church. Like that's a really common play. And I guess it makes sense because you go, we've got similar interests, obviously, like our values are similar and stuff like that. So it makes sense. One that's not on the list that I think will be very soon,

because I'm about to blow this wide open. Is it bingo loco? Yeah, Charles already fucked it up because I've got the best place to meet a hot, rich partner. Oh. Is it at a Jimny car yard? It isn't. No.

And I don't think I would try and meet someone there. Am I supposed to be guessing? No. No. You're welcome to, of course. Is it at? Okay, another guess. I think it's the corner of St. George's Road and Bell Street, that kebab joint on the corner. I reckon if you go there at 2am, you'll find a couple of fucking good looking roosters. Yeah, maybe. That isn't what I'm thinking. There's a new cafe in Fairfield and the guy that works there is fucking hot as and jacked.

If I was a single lady, I'd be getting my coffee there. It's got blue tiles on the wall. That's cool. If you know the plays and the guy, you know what I'm talking about. No. So at the moment, Torbs is looking for like a particular few pieces of like gear for like, like music stuff, instruments and pieces of fucking bits and pieces, whatever. And this music shop called Store DJ, they had this huge big warehouse sale thing. And I haven't been to a warehouse sale in years.

I used to go with my mom and my sisters a bit because there was one in Perth that they used to do it every like three months or something. And it was like a surf warehouse, like clothing sale. Like you get your Ripkill t-shirts and stuff. Yeah, they had like Roxy t-shirts were real cheap and you can get like Etnies for cheaper, but they were like a discontinued style and shit like that. And we, cause you wake up like the whole, it's like an event. You wake up early and you like, you're waiting the line

and then they roll up the roller door, you know, it's like pretty grim. In Brunswick street, they used to have those cause that had a lot of like fashion outlets on Brunswick street and Smith street. And like once a quarter, it was like all the stores were like, it's the end of the season. We need to get rid of this stuff to make room

for the new winter, whatever. And they just pile it up in the stores were like, it's the end of the season, we need to get rid of this stuff to make room for the new winter, whatever. And they just pile it up in the, and yeah, the garage door come out and then you just be piling, and there's a $5 bin and you just. Yeah, and you're hoofing through all this stuff. There's a spot in Pran where they always have like warehouse sales.

And a girlfriend of mine was getting married and they had like a wedding dress one. And literally like we got there and there was just like thousands and thousands of girls lined up like snakes through the streets in Pran, like waiting to get into this thing. And they only let in for this one particularly,

they only let in like a couple of people at a time so that they could like try it on and yeah. And then they'd go, yep, next five people. And then they like, so it was really very like sane, but ones that I've been to have been like gnarly. Yeah. So can I pitch a TV show? I know there's not what this is. No, love it.

You and I are hosting it obviously. You know how unlike, I don't know if it's on seven mate, but like that kind of energy where those guys go around and they buy the rights to like a shipping container and you don't really know what's in it? Yeah, or like Storage Wars. Storage Wars, yeah. So it's that, but it's like Storage Wars Australian wedding version. And so you open up the storage bin and there's a wedding dress yeah there's some catering knickknacks

there's probably like some shoes I guess and you can only use what's in the thing yeah and then you go all right here's the lovely couple um hi Jasmine and Carl um which container would you like and they go that one and we you and me go let's open it up and then you, you know, and then you're up. Hope you like the dress, Jazz. Well, it's definitely not normal on our. Thank you. Which is great. A lot of my new ideas are that idea.

I feel some hesitation. Well, because aren't there a few shows kind. Well, not exactly like that. But like, what's that? Is it Don't Tell the Bride? Where like the husband organizes the whole day and she doesn't know anything and then she walks in and it's like, it's a bit different though.

Except this time the husband is a shipping container. And she's getting married to the shipping container. So it's a bit of a crossover with that other show, My Weird Obsession or whatever, where they like eat the diapers and stuff. And what's that one when they're on the boat? Below deck. No, no, the one where it's like deep sea fishing

and they go off like the coast of Antarctica and stuff. What is that show called? Dangerous Sea. No, you're a dangerous sea. But like the crabbing ships and shit. Yeah, Charles, do you know what that one's called? It's not below deck, you just said that. Crazy, below deck, oh, crazy shipping. I literally know. ships and shit. Yeah. Charles, you know what that one's called? But it's not Below Day. You just said that. Crazy. Below Day.

Oh, crazy shipping. I literally know. The guy who created Fear Factor used to be a producer on it. Weird fact. Doesn't help us get to the answer. What is that show? It's not one of the original. Deadliest Catch. Thank you. Yeah.

Yeah. So you and me, we're pitching to the big wigs and we go. So, you know, Deadliest Catch. You know, what was that other one where the husband. Don't tell the bride. Deadliest Catch. Don't tell what was that other one with the husband? Don't Tell the Bride. Deadliest Catch, Don't Tell the Bride, Storage Wars. Yeah. What else? Any of the questions? Wedding Edition.

Yeah. Yeah. So why are they on the boat? Because that's where the... No, no, because... Oh, so it's shipping containers. Yeah. Sure. Why are they on the boat? Well, they are on a boat because they're catching fish,

but we wouldn't need to be on a boat. So why has Deadliest Catch got anything to do with it? Captains can marry you. Maybe it's that the captain is the... Yep. You guys can wear captain's hats. Yes. I mean, that's a plus.

What a great excuse to order a captain's hat. Yeah. Captain. Nice. Yeah. Captain. Nice. Sorry. I'm just hallucinated and forgot what the fuck we're doing here. So anyway, we told ourselves,

I want to go to this warehouse sale. That's where we got to. I want to go to this warehouse sale. Store DJ is having this fucking thing. There's a couple of weeks ago. And we get there. it's a Saturday morning, it's fucking freezing. But we get there kind of like just after it's open,

so people are like kind of filing in. We drive to this random warehouse and there's like all these people there. And you walk in and there's like a whole section for DJs, a whole section for lighting, a whole section of like some camera equipment. And then the other half of the warehouse is just like hundreds of guitars on the ground. And then there's like a wall of pianos, like just all the, it was like such a dream. It was really cool. I had all this stuff. Did you buy anything? What did you get?

We actually didn't buy anything. We you looking for a hot boyfriend? Well. Foreshadowing. So we're walking around and I was like, if I was looking for someone else to marry, this is exactly where I would come. Cause all the stuff, right? Of all the words to choose from. This is where I would arrive.

Yeah. Because there's all these like really hot, interesting people walking around looking at all this stuff. And maybe because they're music types just a bit. Well, they're like hot and interesting and like you, it literally does what it says on the tin because you're looking at what they're looking at. So if someone picks up a guitar, you go, oh my God, a musician's so hot. If someone walks on over to the DJ area, probably not going to worry about it. Yeah. Oh, I know. It's like, it's just so easy.

Have you ever met a bigger loser? It's like catching fish in a barrel. Have you ever met a bigger loser than a guy who's friends with a DJ? Oh, friends with a DJ? What do you mean? Like, oh, do you know many people here? No, I'm friends with the DJ. I'm with that guy. Oh, I don't know. You get to stand up front and like, probably everybody thinks you're also the DJ and they're pretty interested in you. So maybe not.

Well, you weren't interested in the DJs. No, that's not for me. And he's not even, he's pretending to be the thing you also don't like. You know who, a DJ that I do like though, Diplo. I thought you were going gonna say David Guetta. I wasn't. And I'm still not.

Anyway, so- So did you get any numbers? Well I did- Were you annoyed that you went with Torbz? Well I was like, take this ring off, you know what I mean? I'm like, oh my God. And I said to Torbz, I was like, oh my God,

if I was looking for a boyfriend, this is exactly where I would come. And he goes, right? Yeah. He gets it. He's like, I was just where I would come. And he goes, right? Yeah, he gets it. He's like, I was just thinking the same thing. But there's all, like everybody is just sick. Cause they're just all like chill,

like looking through this stuff. And I'm like, well, the warehouse sales I've been to are people fucking wrangling over a rip-killed t-shirt. Not the same. Whereas everybody else is just kind of like wandering around looking at all this stuff. I'll go questions. I would just, a big shout out to Tapa Johnny who I met at the event as well.

Did he get it? Oh yeah. He got a selfie with me and I was like, I'm actually engaged Johnny. So I know we spoke about this in the office earlier and like ratios might not be as strength of yours, but how would you put the tattoo to person ratio? I didn't see a speck of fresh skin.

Yeah. It was honestly like, I was like a kid in a candy store. Were there, and I know this is showing- And they're all rich because the shit's so expensive. So it's like, you want a hot rich partner, like ding, ding, ding, ding ding hang out at a warehouse. For musicians. Yeah. Maybe not at a warehouse. Maybe the warehouse is important. What's at the warehouse

is important. Would you say not that they still have it, but these guys probably all at some stage had like a spacey or whatever they're called? Stop calling them a spacey. What are they called? A fleshy or a spacey. What are they called? A fleshy or a spacer. Yeah.

Do you reckon, but was there that energy? Well, maybe less. There was a bit of that, but it was more like, like the old guys that were there were like old rock dogs that have like seen fucking everything and are there buying gear for either their kids or for themselves or like, it was just so sick and everybody was so nice. Speaking of old rock dogs me and Tony did this interview with the

guy that used to be high up at a rock station. Tony was a mess. He's really hot. Yeah. He walked in and had old rock dog energy and Tony was just like. He's got like slick back hair he was wearing like low Doc Martens and like big thick glasses like was just like someone take care of Tony because she is anyway. If you are looking for a hot cool partner, I would check out the like the fucking warehouse sales in your area. Is there one this Saturday in Melbourne? Because I'll be there. Well, but it doesn't just have to be the music gear.

But I'm like, if anything takes your fancy, everybody that's there is into the same thing as you. Are they, are they single? I don't know. I wasn't. I wasn't. Okay. Yes, Charles. Question.

So you messaged me on this day. Were you hoping I was there? Is that what your- Charles, no. When you said technical equipment, like this is like Charles' area. I sent Charles photos and was like, do we need this lol?

Yeah, I just popped a tit in the back. I was like, I've butted up my tits, Charles. Are you interested in this? They growin'. Yeah. With the Nuddle X. Yeah. Yeah.

I just had Nuddle X and it got weird. Yeah, it did. Cause I think the dairy's important. How's dairy? More about the not alling exing on your... Oh, no one was thinking that. Great, neither. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Lily.

But I do have a... That's good advice. That is good advice. I'll see you guys this Saturday. Where at? A warehouse. At a warehouse near you. That's so creepy. Is it? How come you saying it's weird?

You saying it makes it feel different don't you reckon? All right you look down the camera and you say what you would say and then I'll do my turn and the guys can decide who's creepier. Meet you at the warehouse sale. You know that warehouse? No. Okay, I've got a lot to say. Canceled. This is from Grace and she sent this a little while ago, but I just, I love to see it so much. Grace said, I'm in Italy all by myself

for the first time ever. Fuck yeah. Like start the fucking blog energy. Absolutely love to see it. Thankfully I have you guys in my ears, keeping me calm and relaxed while I travel alone. Cause I guess like- Bon Joine.

So true. So true. I guess when you're traveling alone, it's great because you don't have to worry about what anyone else wants to do. You get to see whatever you want. But you would like maybe get a little bit lonely or like you just feel like,

oh yeah, just need a bit of confidence, whatever. Um, how cool. That is cool. And it's like, where in Italy? Hot girl summer. Bon giorno. Bon giorno. Yeah. Um, my feet hasn't started flooding as much as it has in previous years. I don't think anyone's got any money. Yeah, so true. Oh, except for me, it's like celebs only. Like it's Dua Lipa. We've aged out. Oh, all of my friends are in Greece. We've aged out of Hot Girl Summer.

Fuck. Yeah, my friends just have kids and they're just like, here they are at soccer in Australia. Once called and shit. Are you okay? No, I just say D a leap or in a yacht and I go, why aren't I on a yacht? Oh, do a leap or on a yacht?

I hope she's got enough room. See if you did a leap on a yacht. Gotcha. Cheyenne has sent through, you love to see it. Hi Cheyenne. I got really fucking drunk at a work event last week. Love it. Hi Cheyenne. I got really fucking drunk at a work event last week and... Love it. Was, well on the Friday night like really gave it a crack. Yep. And then spent the whole weekend feeling really anxious and mad about myself because I didn't know

what I did or what I said in front of my colleagues. Yeah. Because it's like a pretty professional workplace where you haven't socialized much and I really like let the dogs out you know and gave it a red-hot crack. I think we've all done that. Yeah. I have really made a fuck of myself at a Christmas party before. So I binged the Tony and Ryan podcast all weekend to kind of... Like with Grace, you kept your company. Same as Grace, yep. Just like keeping it calm. And then she gets into work on Monday and the boss goes, hey do you want to jump in? We'll have a bit of a chat. She's like, do you mind if I put a podcast on while we talk? Yeah.

Tell me what you have to say. Yeah. The boss offered me a promotion and a pay rise because I brought great energy to the team and it was help good for culture. That's awesome. That's not what happened to me. No, no, not at all. But it worked out really good and all the stress

and anxiety was for nothing. It worked out well and now I get paid more money. You love to fucking see it. I absolutely do. That is the definition of a personality hire. That's amazing. Huge. Well done, Cheyenne. Enjoy that cash.

I love that. And if you need a boyfriend, head on down to the- Warehouse. It all comes together at the end. Yep, don't we boyfriend, head on down to the warehouse. It all comes together at the end. Yep, don't we all? Well, love to say it. Thank you for sharing. We'll be back tomorrow with Normal or Nah?

Normal or Nah. Hey, what have we got in Normal or Nah tomorrow? It is a musical edition. Normal or Nah? Normal or Nah? See you tomorrow, bye. Oh, so you get to go to a music store and meet hot guys and then I become musical and you don't like it anymore.

No more. Love you, bye. See you in the warehouse. No, love you, bye. See you in the warehouse. No, love you, bye. Khh. Some things just take too long. A meeting that could have been an email, someone explaining crypto, or switching mobile providers.

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