Toni and Ryan - BJ's Seen a Ghost

Episode Date: July 11, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. And we are calling Morgan who's in Newcastle. And no, not that Newcastle. Newcastle. I love Joy Short. No, no. Australia. Have you ever been to Newy? Australia? Yeah. Yeah, I used to live up.

What's up? What's up? What's up, Morgan? How you doing? Good. How are you guys going? How long were you thinking about doing that for? Like did that come to you in the moment or did you plan that, Morgz? I kind of planned it. I woke up this morning.

I was like, wouldn't that be funny? You've got to plan a was up. You actually can't do it half-assed. You've really got to. So you caught us by surprise, which I absolutely love. And I loved it. I just want to put on the record that I reckon we've had. Girl, put your records on. And I loved it. I just want to put on the record that I reckon we've had.

Girl, put your records on. Tell me your favourite song. I reckon we've had four Newcastle approvals and every one of them has in their own way been a beautiful psychopath. Yes. Beautiful, beautiful. We've got Morgan Drossen dropping what's up. Remember that girl? I'm like, how's your day been?

She's like, oh, I was in a four-car prang and I'm currently in the ambulance. But, yeah, I approve. But I will, but I will. Yeah, it's just always something that's happening in Newcastle. And there's not a lot of people there. You know? So, it's like, do you all know each other? Oh, everyone knows everyone.

Yeah. Yeah, it feels like everyone knows everyone. Amazing. Yeah. I had one of the nights of my life in Newcastle and I believe. Where was it at? I think it was by the foreshore and there was a music festival called, was it like Fat as Butter or something like that?

Maybe like back in the day. How old are you, Morgan? I'm 29. Oh, so not that far off. Yeah, but nah. Only like 20 years. Tony fucking Lodge. Tony fucking Lodge.

All right, well, I'm sick of being bullied by these young kids. Morgan, will you approve today's podcast? Hopefully you do it before I die. I do approve the podcast yes hey this is morgan from newcastle and i approve this podcast guys it's time for wedding chat and it's a friday and i reckon there's a lot of people listening that may have a wedding on this weekend so this is what you could be in for do you know what's crazy the increase of weddings during the week yes it's so much it's a half price because it's so much cheaper so like fucking wouldn't you do that as well? I talked to someone the other day who was going to a wedding on a Tuesday.

But, like, because I feel like you hear about Mondays and Fridays, you just go, oh, yeah, long weekend. Weekend, all good. Or, like, maybe it's a Sunday and the Monday you've kind of got off work, whatever. A Tuesday is so random. You know audio producer Darcy in Sydney? Yes.

I think he had a Friday brunch. Friday morning wedding. Yeah. And so then everyone had a big lunch after the, you know, the formal bit. Yeah. Had a big long lunch and, you know, that extended into the long weekend. But Brodie, who was at the wedding, he was working night,

so he went to the wedding in the morning and then went to work. That's smart. Yeah. I mean, so he went to the wedding in the morning and then went to work. That's smart. Yeah. I mean, not really, but. Wow, shame on. Didn't have to take an annual leave day. Nah, and he rocked off to work in a good size. I was going to say, but he's still got his suit on.

Yeah. He rocks off, he's got a top hat on, and they're like, where were you, mate? And he goes, yeah, just went to the gym. No, I'm just a professional and I'm here to work. Yeah. I'm here to dominate. Yeah, sorry that you guys aren't ready to go.

Yeah. That's your problem. Shame on here to dominate. Sorry that you guys aren't ready to go. Yeah. That's your problem. Shame on you. Shame on you. But we asked Tarpers, Tony and Ryan podcast, what have you seen at a wedding? And they always come through. Mariah. Mariah Carey.

Yeah. Mariah went to a religious wedding where the bride and groom had saved themselves until marriage. They didn't want to waste any time, though, so during the reception when there was a suggestive song being played, they slipped into a little side room at the function centre. And what a first time to remember. Oh, my God. Because of the graphic lyrics of said suggestive song

and the conservative crowd, you can imagine that kind of family, one of the uncles was like, this song is unacceptable, pulls the cord like old school to cut the music, and what's the only thing everyone at the wedding can hear? I don't want to think about it. To quote Mariah, the only thing all the guests could hear was the bride I don't want to think about it. To quote Mariah, the only thing all the guests could hear was the bride getting railed in the next room.

I just. What a beautiful wedding. Yeah, but don't you just think like your first time like. In a storeroom at a function centre. With all your family in the next room. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but they've been waiting their whole lives. Yeah, well, let's not get into that, I guess.

Back in the day, that was tradition, you know. What? Yeah. To get railed in a storeroom? Not in a storeroom, but in some cultures even behind a curtain while they're in touch. I could not perform under those circumstances. Unless they're circumstances.

Circumstances. Sorry, I've just got dick on the brain. I can see it. Yeah. It's in a floaty thought bubble. Yeah. Melissa. Melissa asked her grandpa to play the ukulele as she walked down the aisle.

That's sweet. Is that the little guitar? Yes. Yes. But on the day of the wedding, grandpa found out that I hadn't invited my toxic uncle, and he did a full runaway bride and legged it from the ceremony in protest about the uncle.

What the fuck? Weddings are fucked and families are fucked we got people getting fucked in the back room yeah and not the back door don't get those two confused and imagine granddad he's gone oh well uncle tim's not coming fuck you what yeah that's the truth and but like to leg it from the ceremony this is so just so dramatic. And also toxic Uncle Tim. Do you know what I mean? Like no one wants him there. He's a fucking asshole.

He's probably super racist at Christmas. They did the right thing by not inviting him. And you know what? Fuck Grandad off. He's obviously a cock as well. Yeah. Melissa said they'd been together for ages. They already had a kid.

And it was like they were kind of only getting married for the grandparents. You know one of those ones? And then Grandpa doesn't even fucking stay the whole time and finish his tune on the uke. Yeah, you've asked him to play the ukulele. You've asked him to play the ukulele version of Somewhere Over

the Rainbow. If I learnt the ukulele, would you let me play as you walk down the aisle i tried to teach you how to play piano and you did okay so tony did teach me how to play the piano uh and i did do okay the other week and you did do well so you know i would trust you but if you think i'm having a wedding after hearing shit like this honestly i just don't i just i don't know how people do it um you would just be so stressed about how people were going to interact i just can't deal with that all right give me the top like if tony was getting married yeah what's the three main concerns or worries or

stresses if we had to limit it to three no but mean, they're big stresses because it's like, I don't want anyone to fucking come. It costs too much money. You should tell our first husband. Oh, my biggest stresses. Of the day. I think, but I feel like one of the biggest one would be like, how many people you're bringing, people feeling left out,

like the guest list I feel like would be so stressful. The money as well. I'm just like, oh, we could spend this money on so much other shit. Literally anything else. But they're the two parts of a wedding and they're the two things that I would hate. Yeah. So I just don't know if I could do it.

I would love to get married, but I don't know if I could do the wedding. That's exactly the same. Like, yeah, like I'd love to be married to Torbz, but the fucking, the thought of getting all those people that you've ever met into a room together, it's just. Does everyone get along? Or is there like old stories of like, oh, this guy from high school and my cousin and fucking this bloke.

No, not really anything like that. Torb's uncle has never met this side of my family and fucking blah, blah, blah. No, no, no, nothing like that. It's probably just more the like, fuck, they are different. Yeah. Like the world's colliding thing. Like, oh, friends from uni meeting friends from work and, you know. That's weird.

Yeah, like family meeting your friends that they've never met before and you go oh like you know my friends are not the same like maybe don't have the same ideals as you know the older family shit like that and like you go fuck like just keep your mouth shut everyone like do you know i just could i just i don't know how people do it it's supposed to be fun you're getting married to the love of your fucking life why would you bring anybody else into that it's out yeah just don't just just fucking don't yeah tobs wants a big one though doesn't he and a wedding as well yeah got him love you sorry the bride was determined that nothing would interrupt her day

she had a stressful lead up and she got into that mindset that nothing is going to stop this wedding fuck oh so she's really happy and excited and... Please message this in. I was at the wedding. The harpist had turned around and bumped like a big arrangement of candles and the candle had fell on what Leah has described as an overly hairsprayed bridesmaid who just went up in flames on fire. Oh my god! The bridesmaid who just went up in flames on fire oh my god the bridesmaid now i think this says more about the bride than anything the bridesmaid didn't want to cause a fuss even though she's on

fire because she knew the bride wouldn't like that oh that's me oh it's fine it's a bit warm anyone got any water no that's fine carry. The bride had already had a stressful week and I didn't want to stress her out about being on fire. So she just stood there on fire, kind of like holding her breath, like is it sort of like burning away and just like just waiting for that like and I now pronounce you husband and wife. And she was like, okay. And then just like quickly like bristly walked down the aisle,

chucked her head under the sink in the bathroom and just turned it on to put the fire out. What a good friend, but also horrible situation. I think that's friend of the year. I would not do that for you. If I was on fire, I'm going to like ask someone to help me. Now, does this make me a great friend? If on my wedding day, I'm so selfless that I would go, Hey, Tony, you're on fire. Yeah. You're such a good friend. You're allowed to put yourself out.

Yeah. Feel free to leave. Oh, isn't there a church when they've got the water bit for the- That's a baptism. Yeah, but like is the baptism bowl there? Maybe. Maybe if they've got one in the morning, one in the afternoon, they've got it all set up already. Yeah, and you just go, hey, if you don't- Yeah.

I don't think you're allowed to put fire in the holy water. That feels like- It wouldn't be fire once it goes in. But it does feel bad. Yeah, sinny. Yeah, sinny. Maybe they've got some communion wine. Try that.

Because there's no alcohol in there, unfortunately. Isn't there? It's just cranberry juice, I think. I don't know about that. I think back in the day, these days you think that a fucking church is putting wine on. Mate, they're busy paying taxes. They can't afford that. They're not paying taxes.

Thank you for explaining my joke. Really appreciate that. They're not paying taxes. Thank you for explaining my joke. Really appreciate that. Imagine me specifically saying that. It just really gets my back up. They're not paying taxes and kids are drinking wine. I mean, what else is going on there? People are getting railed in side rooms. People are literally on fire.

People are on fire. If you're on fire in a church. That is the definition of going on. That's not good. Hey, this is Morgan from Newcastle, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. All levels of Patreon tiers members are currently like scrolling across the bottom of the screen.

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That's all she is now. Yeah, just Embers. The leftovers. Yeah. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. Absolutely love to see it. Can't wait for you to join us at the tarp-a-thon. Yep.

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That's a lot of hats. So if you could buy one, that would be great. Yeah. Just do me a favour. Yep. I've got a warning for anybody who might be babysitting this weekend. Okay. So the other night.

For someone who's going to a wedding? Yeah, maybe someone's going to a wedding or a funeral. Bless you. Oh, you don't do funerals on the weekend, do you? No. No, keep it free. Yeah, keep a day off. I think it's like if you've gone through grief,

you should at least get a day off work. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like you go, yeah, take a day off. You can use personal leave for a funeral, right? It doesn't count as an annual leave day? Isn't personal leave annual leave? They're the same thing? No, personal leave is annually yeah oh you're are you thinking of

sick leave yeah bereavement leave bereavement okay but like let me know who's died recently and i'll bereave all next week you're gonna take some time off i'm a bereaver um thank you do you love Justin Bieber? Nice. So the other night we babysat, Torb's and I, we babysat for you and your wife. We had your, not for you and your wife, but on your behalf. You babysat me. We had your son staying with us for a sleepover.

Little Bronson Johnson, my little four or five-year-old Kelpie. Yeah. I say four or five because he's a rescue and we actually don't know how old he is. Yeah, it's not because you're an arsehole. We genuinely don't know. That's a bit like how we're like with Ryan. Yeah.

Yeah, we don't know how old he is. Just a little rescue. First of all, I'd just like to clear something up. Ryan's dog is called BJ. My dog is called Pippa. Yep. Whenever you talk about your dog rhyme, people go, Oh, BJ, like a blow job. Oh, is that why they laugh?

Yeah. A hundred percent. And you go, yeah, that's like what he was named when we got him. Yep. Yeah. And he was named BJ. That's when we got him from the rescue place. That was his name. That was his name. But every time I post about Pippa like on Instagram or on the podcast or whatever, I get messages from people overseas being like, oh, don't you know that Pippa means fucking Swedish? Yeah. Well, sorry, I'm actually not from Sweden. So whatever you say in your language. I appreciate that.

That's beautiful words. Go and guntenfluck yourself. Go and guntenflak, whatever you say in your language. I appreciate that. That's beautiful words. Guntenflak yourself. Go on Guntenflak yourself. And I get messages like that all the time. And once you've heard it once, you've heard it a million times. You're like, oh, yeah. I get it. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. And then, so I posted on my Instagram story being like, oh, Pippa and BJ here, like best friends. Yep. And everyone goes, oh, you obviously called him that because BJ's a BJ and you wanted Pippa to be like a fucking a BJ. Oh, what a great night.

Let me tell you, I did not name my dog because Ryan's dog is called BJ. I didn't know. Tony didn't know. She didn't care because it's not is called PJ. I didn't know. Tony didn't know. She didn't care because it's not about my dog. So how many fucking blokes? I'm also not fucking Swedish. So how would I know? So when you posted that, how many Swedish comedians just,

and comedians in inverted commas, just lent into your DMs to go, ah! And they go, oh, you need to know something dirty about your dog's name. I'm like, if you don't think that 100 people have already said it. And you know when someone, like, replies to your story and you haven't accepted their thing but it shows you every message they've ever sent you? Yeah. There's people saying, like, oh, Pippa means fucking Swedish.

And that's all they've said. That have said it, like, a lot of times. She gets it. I get it. Anyway. Was there any standouts, though? Did anyone have a little creative twist? No, they never never it's just it means fucking swedish how embarrassing oh there's bj there's fucking swedish where's your other dog called fingered that's me i'm the bitch who wants

to get fingered so the term bitch when it just works out is actually hilarious. Yeah, and I can own that. Yeah, you can own that. You silly bitch. Now that, oh. I was supporting your own. Oh. I was supporting. No, but now that that's out of the way. Okay, great. I've got a, just because I'm fucking, I get it.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. I've got a warning for anyone who might be babysitting this weekend. Our house is laid out in like two halves. Yeah. So where are our- Would you call them wings?

No, I wouldn't. Because that makes me sound crazy. Yeah, it does, doesn't it? That's your house you're thinking of. But like the front door, like it's really, the front door is like in the middle of the house. Yeah. And so when you walk in the front door, the kitchen is like right in the center

and that's on the left. But then all the living areas are on the right-hand side. You have to walk through the kitchen to get from like one side of the house to the other. The kitchen is also a thoroughfare. Yes. Yeah. It's like that's the hallway kind of thing because it's very small,

very understated. Very dainty. It's actually just a tuplex. Yeah. It's also a thoroughfare. Yes, yeah, yeah. It's like that's the hallway kind of thing because it's very small, very understated. Very dainty. It's actually just a two-plex. Yeah. It's quite embarrassing. Anyway, so we were sitting on the couch, Torbs was cooking dinner. We, I mean me, BJ and Pippa, we were sitting on the couch in front of the fire and we were having the best snuggle and it was absolutely lovely.

And I call out to Torbs. I'm like, oh, how long is dinner away? And he goes, about 20 minutes. I went, oh, all right, I'll hop up now and have a shower before dinner. Yeah. I get up. I walk through the kitchen into the bathroom. I get undressed.

And I realize that there's no towels or bath mat in the bathroom. I get undressed. And I realise that there's no towels or bath mat in the bathroom. My poor, beautiful boy. My poor, beautiful boy with these innocent eyes. Okay, Delta Goodrum. And I call out to Torbz. He goes, oh, they're in the laundry. You had a guest in the house. No wonder he was stunned. I've never seen. It was like this. laundry. You had a guest in the house.

No wonder he was stunned. I've never seen... It was like this. When I came to pick him up, he was laying on his back with his paws in the air. Crying? This explains so much about his demeanour when he got home. Yeah, I bet.

And you're like, God, if he could talk. I'm glad he can't after that. So I called out and Torbs goes, yeah, in the laundry. This is unacceptable behaviour. And I wander through my bedroom, through the kitchen, into the lounge room. Ask the dogs. Just stop dead in my, no, just stop dead in my tracks.

And I go, and I look at this, I go. And I go, I cover my body with my hands because I realise that there's two little eyes who don't normally see me naked. Yeah. And your son. My beautiful little Kelpie. Saw my boobies. And my puss and my bum.

Yeah. This explains so much. And I'm so sorry because I feel like such, I just feel so irresponsible. When I dropped my beautiful, my pride and joy, my best friend. Yes, I know, except for me. Or is BJ above me? It's a tear. So I feel like we're all, you know.

BJ has been with me through tough times, you know. I know. I own my life. And now I drop him off to. Hey, no, baby, no, no, no, no. Now you've got something in common. Both seen my boobies.

I've seen your boobies? Surely. I don't like this. I don't like this at all. I'm really sorry if he said i was um visually assaulted would that be too strong a word because when he came home he was shaking it's like he'd seen a ghost a white ghost yeah very pale very pale ghost um Very pale ghost. Yeah, I'm basically see-through. And I just, I needed to tell you because I just felt like there was like this dirty secret and I just needed to tell you that.

Something was off when I came to pick him up. Oh, don't do that. No, there was something in the air. There was something like, yeah, yeah, nah. So I just wanted to let you know. So when you babysit your nephews, do you get naked in front of them? Absolutely not. So what's the difference?

Your sister drops their kids off and you keep your bloody clothes on. I drop my kid off and it seems like the second I left, you just ripped your clothes off and danced. Like father, like son. That's what I do when you come around. Hope and BJ will sling you some singles. For a good time. Ken, does it make it any better that as soon as I realised,

I did go, just short, because I didn't just go, oh, hey, Beach, like anything you see. You know, I was, you know, i was really respectful as soon as i realized let me go i went and joseph goes what's wrong and i went oh bj imagine whispered because i'm like imagine this i'm at the local woolworth supermarket yeah completely naked yeah oh jeez and i quite rightfully get arrested or taken away by the boys in blue. Yep. Melbourne's finest.

NYPD. And then I'm before the judge at the thing and I'm about to be sentenced for being a fucking public menace, nuisance, gross man. Well, public indecency. It's like a thing. And I go, but your honor, when I was in the supermarket, I went, do you think he's going to give a fuck? That is a really good point. Yeah. No, probably not.

But, like, I mean, he was. He beat. How did he react? I apologized. BJ's seen me naked and I've actually got a video of it. Of you naked? Yeah. So do you remember there was this like oh it's probably during COVID it was like a trend on TikTok where you would kind of like you're filming like your point of view so away from yourself yeah but like say you're filming where you're walking and you're naked and you walk in to talk. Oh, yes. And they're like gaming or working or something and the boys go.

Yeah. So I was like, oh, that sounds like fun. So I film like me in the mirror and then I move away from the mirror and film me throwing the towel down and walk to see Bridget who's like watching TV. Yeah. And the first thing she does is dive on BJ and covers his eyes. He goes, oh, his precious beautiful eyes.

Oh, well, if only Bridget was there to protect BJ at the time. Yeah. But so I just wanted to, I hope that there's no weirdness. I just wanted to be honest about an incident that happened. And, yeah, I walked away straight away. Torbs went and got the towels from the dryer. And, yeah, I just thought that I would let you know. I appreciate.

I don't appreciate what you did, but I appreciate your honesty because you could have taken that to the grave. Yeah, I could have. And I probably should have. But I'm really sorry that that happened. I just wanted to share that with you because we're family. We are. We're each other's village.

Listen to this. I'm looking after your kids. Yep, we are we are a village we would have them again you know absolutely good guest i would probably though wear more yeah and that would be my only would you ever have me babysit pippa yeah absolutely bj and pippa get along they actually do they're pretty chill yeah um i've just sent you a link, Tony. This is why you'll love to see it. And we'll pop it up on the screen as well. This girl must not be 10 years old, you know, young.

And she's on her skateboard. And I'm pretty sure for the first time in her beautiful little life, she's landed a kickflip. All right, hang on. And just check out her response. She's obviously been practicing and practicing and practicing. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh. I'm in a hurry. You should be very proud. You worked so hard. You should be very proud. You worked so hard. Fuck yeah. Doesn't that just gas you right up?

I'm going to watch that video every day when I wake up. Isn't that one of those like, if she's like, I'm proud of myself. I worked hard and I fucking did it. I'm like. And then she does it again. Yeah. Like, it's like to prove to herself it wasn't just a fluke. No, I figured this out. I got this now.

Also, what a fucking sick mum letting her skateboard in the house. I was like, I'm not sure about how these wooden floorboards are going to go with that skateboard, but good on you. New floors. Imagine that. I like that they've covered up the stairs because heaven forbid she spin around and fly down those. I think it might be where a dog is.

No, I think it's a skateboarding place. Okay. Yep, that's fair. I'll have to keep the dog out of that area in case they all get fucking naked. Sorry. Blame the architect of my home. What's his name? I don't know.

But blame them, okay? It's 100 years old, the house, I think. I wouldn't blame the house, I think. Yeah, I wouldn't blame the guy. I wouldn't be able to find them. I wouldn't blame the guy who doesn't leave a towel in the bathroom. It's Torbs' fault. He did the washing and he was cooking dinner. You're taking back house husbands 100 years.

I've got to get love to see it here, actually. And I think we can all agree that this is just the best kind of thing that can go wrong that ends up going right. I'd ordered a little cheese in my online grocery order. And I did splurge a little bit because it was like I needed a parmigiano-reggiano for a lasagna. Not only did I splurge, but it wasn't in stock. And I get the little notification being like, we don't have it.

So like. Did they do the replacement item or something? Yeah, they did. And the more expensive cheese. Yeah. The one that I bought, right, $12. The one that they replaced it with, $26. What the fuck?

They honor the original price? Yeah. And because the $26 one was smaller, they sent two. I've got $52 worth of cheese for free. That's huge. I love that. Things happen to good people. Do you know what I mean?

And shit ones too. And how good is this? Isn't that awesome? That never happens. You should invite someone over for cheese and bickies. Yeah, well, you wouldn't eat that just like by itself. You'd put it on top of something, no? Bickies.

No, it's not that kind of cheese. It's like a heart. It's parmesan, like for the top of a pasta. I'll bring around a pot of spaghetti. A pot of spaghetti? You can see who spends a lot of time in the kitchen. See, I've got the terminology down. Yeah, I've got all that cheese, all that fancy cheese.

Yeah. But isn't that good? That's fucking awesome. Normally, it works not in my favor. You know how it's always accidentally the bank's fate? It's always the other person just, oh, we happen to come out on top this time. Yes. Fuck those guys.

But finally, a win for the little people. What supermarket was it? Woolworths. All right. So they've lost in the cheese and they had a win for the little people. What supermarket was it? Woolworths. All right. So they've lost in the cheese and they had a naked ride in the aisle. They've had a tough day. Yeah, it's been a big week. They've had a tough day.

Thanks so much for listening. On Monday, what is on Monday? Let me look at, oh, Atapa needs our help. My favorite thing. Yeah. Well, not them needing help, but getting to help. Sorry. Fuck me.

There's drama in the workplace and they need to make a decision about a work friend who may no longer be a work friend after what they did. Oh. And they said, Tony. And you've got to see him every day. Literally sit next to them. Hey, Tony and Ryan, I need your help on how to deal with this former friend.

Oh, all right. Well, have a great weekend. Yeah, love you. And we'll talk about that on Monday. Yeah, keep your clothes on in front of the dogs. Yeah. Love you, bye. Love you, bye.