Toni and Ryan - Boomer Complaints

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

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No, I don't remember that. I thought we were talking about that. We weren't talking about it. That was 20 years ago. A Real Pain was one of the- Well, you would say that because Grandma preferred you to me. A Real Pain was one of the buzziest titles at Sundance Film Festival this year, garnering rave reviews and acclaim from both critics and audiences alike.

See A Real Pain only in theatres on November 15. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello. We are calling Taz. From Looney Tunes.

I've actually got some beef with Taz. Oh. So should I bring it up? Our Taz. Hello, Taz speaking. Hi Taz. Tony and Ryan, how you doing? Shitting myself.

Shitting yourself. Well, I've actually got some beef with you, Taz, and let me tell you why. Oh no. Taz has said- I hate when my two best friends fight. Taz says I'm really bad with words, so excuse me. I'm actually probably worse than Ryan. Oh.

What the fuck does that mean? Bad with words. And I'm also with words cause dyslexia. I think so that we can all enjoy being bad with words together. Not me though, as a best-selling award-winning author. Your words are amazing. Oh my God. They hit the right location.

Yes. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate you stumbling on that sentence as you said it as well. Really? I love it. I change my tune. I don't have beef with Taz.

Taz and I got to stick together to fight against the mighty wordsmith that is Tony Logge. Taz, will you approve this podcast? What the fuck? Yes, I will. Yeah. Hi, this is Taz from Melbourne and I fucking approve this podcast. Hi, this is Taz from Melbourne and I fucking approve this podcast. Woo woo woo woo woo. Sorry, it sounded like fire alarm. Woooo, woooo, woooo, bleh bleh bleh bleh.

Don't adjust your sets. Who would say that? That would be like a TV host in the 80s. Don't adjust your television sets. That is correct. Before every show, Tony actually does her rendition of a fire alarm, which is what you just heard. Not every show, only on a good day.

And it's great that we're starting in a great fun and positive mood because we're fucking angry. A fire alarm. Well, a fire alarm surely is like not fun, right? It's like the most negative thing you could hear. No, because there's a fire coming. Yeah, yeah. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, let me rephrase.

Let me rephrase. Oh, we're having a great day. The fire alarms gone off. When the fire alarms going off, it's a bad day. Yeah. When Tony's impersonating the sound of a fire alarm, it's a fun day in the office. Do you think I could be an actor? I think I understand it.

Do you know what I mean? You do get being an actor because you know the secret. Which I won't share. It's too soon. You just pretend to be the person. I'm selling that course for 99. 95. Should we do a course?

What could we do a course of? could we do a course of? Everyone's got a course and I think that we should do one. Okay. We don't have enough on. Business chat. I think I pitched this idea to you two years ago and you poo-pooed it pretty quickly and rightfully so. Was this the how not to be a fuckhead one?

No, I'm back on the blog. Okay. So I pitched that Tony and I make an online short course called how not to be a fuckhead and the idea would make it 1995. So everyone that had like a secret Santa with a $20 limit, like what a funny gift. Yeah. He's one of you. Yeah. Tony, how is that not to be a fuckhead? And I actually think it would go off. I think it's pretty funny. Should we do it? Let's do it. Instead of 1995,.95 though, do you go like $9.95? Like, because then you can get a Toblerone as well.

Imagine that Secret Santa gift. No, no, no. We'll, you know, you're fucking living with the heir to the Toblerone fortune. We'll charge $19.95 and include the Toblerone. Throw in a Toblerone. And we'll get them at a fucking cost. So we can like put a margin on top of that. But you know how like when you do like a secret Santa, it's nice to give them

like a little Chucky as well. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. I get it. Would you like a jelly bean? What if, okay, no, it's a soft note. No, no, no, no, no.

What if it was 19.95 for an extra 5.95 we throw, it's a bundle, a secret Santa bundle, then we're still getting the Toblerone that cost. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? We're still, we're making so much money on these Toblerone that cost. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? We're still making so much money on this Toblerone. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

And then it's $26. That's pretty good. Not under the limit though. Maybe it's a $20. What if we just- A U D. What if we just get the Toblerone's? And resell them.

And eat them. Yeah. I love that you remembered my idea. And I would love people to let us know in the episode, through the comments, if you think for business, it's a good idea. For business. And we'll do it next year. Yeah, not this year.

It's too close to Christmas. We're cutting the phone. Not this close to Christmas. I actually don't hate the course. I like the course. Yeah. Okay. I really like, I can't believe that you're shocked that I remembered that. Yeah, I like it. No, I'm not

shocked because it was brilliant. I also listened to you. It's like this crazy thing. Who said that? I'm going to a lecture today at my university. I thought you were opening that up to be like, hang on a lecture today. And you know, like point at me. Yeah. Like I thought that you were about to just be a real asshole. I'm about to get lectured by this fucking mouth trap over here. So I'm going to a lecture. It's just like a couple of guest speakers or whatever. They have these events all the time, but I don't often get there. Is it a good one? Is that why are they, are you going to pitch the course?

I will be pitching today. No, I don't think I there. Is it a good one? Is that why are you going to pitch the course? I will be pitching today. No, I don't think I'll just be shutting up and listening today, but they said, Oh yeah, here's your ticket. So I click on it and it's like, download this app. But they've given you the ticket already in your email. Well, the, the, the email is like click here for the ticket. Oh, well, you can't send me an email and then say to download an app, skip the middleman,

put the ticket in the email. And thus I would like to welcome us to Boomer Complaints. Who's running the show over there? The University of Melbourne. I might give them a call. Do it. 1800 Melbourne Uni. Hi, Janine. Yes, no, I'll hold. I might give them a call. Do it. 1-800-Melbourne-Uni. Shhh.

Hi, Janine. Yes, no, I'll hold. No, that's fine. No, I just actually need to speak to someone in ticketing if, if they're around. Thank you so much. I'm acting. She's pretending. See, she gets it. You could pay for that at my short course.

I've just seen. Sorry. I just thought fully blacked out for a second. Is it cause you were funny? I don't know. Did anything happen? Have I put myself literally just said, I just like fully like my eyes all went black and I like couldn't see for a second.

I think you saw your future. What did it look like? What happened? Was I dead? Cause I couldn't see anything. Oh, I hope it's not soon. I hope it's a distant future. Cause that's how Raven saw like the next five minutes.

Do you know what I mean? Did she? Yeah. Like that was like really- That is so Raven. I just thought she was a chick hanging out. five minutes. Do you know what I mean? Did she? Yeah. Like that was like really- That is so Raven. I just thought she was a chick hanging out.

That is so Raven. Yeah. Would you rather be that- Maybe the fire alarm was real. Maybe we've all burnt to a crisp. Is this heaven? This is the after- Do you think this is heaven?

It is heaven. We've made it. We've made it. Nah, but let's complain about those on earth. Um, I actually need to tell you something. When you blacked out for a little bit. So if you know, I sat here for about 15 minutes. That's nasty.

You didn't try and make me up. Oh, you look peaceful. Yeah. Watch it back on YouTube. Oh, so you and Sophie best friends now. Okay. We panicked. Yeah. Watch it back on YouTube. Oh, so you and Sophie best friends now? Okay. No, we panicked. Yeah.

Ryan just said that. I looked really peaceful. You were like, no, no, no, we were panicking. You were peaceful. Oh, but what were you doing? Ryan goes, because I'm going to give it a mouth to mouth. And I have 15 minutes. Yeah, I mouth to mouth you for 15 minutes. You tongued my mouth for 15 minutes.

It did not work. People sent through their boomer complaints and surprisingly it wasn't that last passage of conversation. Passage of conversation. Okay. Okay. Well, if this conversation goes right, I might end up in your passage.

I've just got to be honest for a second. I was only out for a minute. You were tonguing me for 14 minutes and I knew. Just gotta, I just had to be honest. Wow. Thanks, you're all we radical candor. I don't think that that's what they mean in that book. I think radical candor is what I'm learning at university in my leadership

class and basically it's like chapter three, Tongham. Four day minutes. It's worked for us so much. And it's working. Yeah, it's going great. Who am I to disagree with the author? Love you. Love you.

You're my best friend. You're my best friend. What a coincidence. Do you want a jelly bean? Yeah. Have a jelly bean. Thank you. I'm scared to get the jelly bean

because a few weeks ago I got up me that YouTube episode and people saw my butt. Yeah, I deleted all the comments and reported them for being a fuck it. I actually did do that. Did you send them the course? But that is a great answer. That is a great value and then they have to pay.

You have to pay. 1995 for being a fuck it. Fuck you. Have a belly gene. Jelly bean. Protect that butt. What color are you going to go? White.

Oh, lemonade flavor. That's coconut, isn't it? Oh, is it? I'll get a large. Do you want to ask for one? No, I'm fine. Thank you so much. I already ate the jelly bean.

I'm starved. Hey, something this big is still a full meal. Hey, it's not the size. It's what comes out of it. That was repulsive. I'm so sorry. Boomer complaints. This is from Sandy Goodall.

Hi, Sandy. Which hole should I put it in? They're all good. Put in the good hole. I have one app where the password is ABC123. So you got to phone it in. And another app that requires a capital, a lowercase, a number, a symbol, can't have a real word,

no sequential numbers and at least 25 characters long. Which app is for my bank? This is a quiz by the ABC one, two, three is obviously not the light bulb, but that is ridiculous. Surely the bank needs the complicated password. Also, thanks Andy Goodall for telling us your bank password. Got it. I'm going to cut the middleman here and say that I know that you're like ramping up to the fact that the ABC one, two, three is obviously not the light bulb, but that is ridiculous. Surely the bank needs the complicated password. Also thanks, Andy Goodall for telling us your bank password.

Great call. Do you know that I got thing like a little notification pop up for a password the other day and it was, this is actually really embarrassing. Was it like secret question, which holds you good? Oh, it was like your password can't contain your name. Oh, Tony is the best. It's not working anymore. Tony is the best 69.

I do like, you know, you know, you're rolling with like two, three passwords for everything and you got, that's a good long one or that's whatever. And I did one and they were like, no, it can't contain. Even in your secret passwords, you're still the main character. I can't remember anything else. I can't remember anything else. Which is, yeah. And I said to my boyfriend, I was like, oh, I can't use my, and he goes, are you fucked? And I was like, what? And he goes, you can't use your name.

And I was like, yeah, I know. They told me he's like, no, that's the stupidest thing. He's like, it's not your name and birthday, is it? And I went, no. And he goes, Tony, 1993. But like literally, I was like, okay, I might change them all. So I've changed them all. Yeah. It's actually on YouTube today.

You can't make those faces. Wink off camera? No, no, yeah. Stop winking you fuckhead. Change your passwords. But you've got not long before this episode goes out. Yeah, anyway, sorry. Burmican blood.

Katie Gurney's got one and I actually suspect foul play in this story. I think there's a story not being told here. Oh, I was back in my home. Oh, everyone that's gone to their dad's house recently understands this. I was back in my hometown, visiting my dad. I pull into the driveway and what is every dad going to say? Have you checked your oil? Close, but he just looks at it and goes, Oh, can't needs a bit of a clean.

You know, I haven't even got in the house yet. Yeah. And you already feel angry about it. Yeah. Like you're like, yes, I turn out, Oh dad, good to see you. Oh, can't needs a bit of a wash. Yeah. Well then get out there, sweetheart with your rag and bloody.

The next day dad takes us down to some car wash and they say, Oh, yep. All good. No worries. Just download this app. And he goes, Okay, so Katie and her dad's in the car and he downloads this app. And he's like, you know, he's like taking me down there. Like he's, you know, treating his daughter. And then he gets the app and he goes, fine. Here's the app now.

Fucking can you claim the car? Yeah. And they go, yeah, just create an account. Put the fucking hose on it. Throw some suds on and fucking let me get on with my day. It's like when you buy something online and it's like create an account or like check out as guest. If it's an option to check out as a guest, then that should just be the default every time. You've already got my money, my postal address and my email. What more can I give you? So then they say blood? You

want some of my fucking blood? So dad goes to create the account on the app and it's a 60. Dad's a slow on the phone as well. Yeah. And that's a 65 fucking page questionnaire. And it gets to, to register, put in her birthday and he just, and we both went, no, he goes, I'll clean it myself back home. Like gives him the iPad back and just fucks off. I think that's actually totally fair.

I think I know what's really going on here. And I don't know if Katie knows this. Oh, I think your dad's forgotten your birthday. Yeah, that's, that might be true. You've already downloaded the app. You've already halfway through creating the account. And that was the, you know what I'm saying? And he goes, I think it was May 20., I was like, your sister, fuck me.

Yeah. And he goes, nah, that was your mum. You know what? I will buy a bucket. Yeah. And some detergent. And a mop. And I'll- That's a, oh, no, wrong one. And I'll-

Good work. Yeah. Ah, Alana Zimimim. Don't talk about how I pronounce Zimimim or Simimim. Simimim. My house is really dusty at pronounce Zimimim or Simimim. My house is really dusty at the moment because I'm having trouble connecting the vacuum cleaner to the Wi-Fi. Why would a vacuum cleaner need the Wi-Fi? Why would anything need an app or a Wi-Fi or anything?

Oh, actually... I know there's a boomer complaints, but I agree with every fucking single one. Yeah, it's not looking good for us.. As the young tech hotshot on the team. Um, I will say that our vacuum cleaner uses the wifi, our robo vacuum. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but you've got a tech whiz living at home though. Yeah. Tor and you're pretty good.

And, but Torbz is real good. I'm good compared to you, but like compared to him, like literally like I'm from the 1800s and I don't care. Yeah. Like I'm actually fine about it. I don't give a fuck either. You know, Amy has a grievance. She'd like to air.

Hi, Amy. Uh, also if you're watching on YouTube, a lot of people in our Facebook group, the Tony and Ryan Facebook group, that's where all these comments come through. Why does Taco Bell have an app and why does it need two factor authentication? Is someone else also trying to order me tacos at 2am? Cause if they are, let them, I am drunk. I can't even see the six digit code you texted me. And to confirm, put this in the front.

Just give me the meat and cheese. But also why are you sending me a text? If I've logged in and I've done it, just accept my money. Yeah. Well, you want to stop me from paying? If it's 2 AM and you're texting me and not trying to fuck me, then what are you doing? Such a good point.

Unless you're trying to- Cause I'll say yes. I want to be stuffed with meat and cheese. Imagine that. It's not quite the... That sounds like a great night. It's not quite the McDicken and the McChicken. But what is yes.

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over at our Patreon. Sorry, in that break, we just got chatting about Christmas ham. It, like, tears the fucking season. Do you know what I mean? It tears the fucking season. And I just love Christmas ham. It like tears the fucking season. Do you know what I mean? The fucking season. And I just love Christmas ham. It's like, you need a Christmas ham for pre-Christmas and then one for actual Christmas and post-Christmas. Like a warm up ham. Because when you're in the vibe, like you're in the festivities, you just need those like

chunks of fucking ham and like you do your ham on the BBQA. Oh, so good. I got a Christmas ham. I think we've talked about this before. It was mid-December from a radio station I worked at and I was still working at it probably late Feb into early March. Still working at the radio station and on the ham. Still working at the ham and I got quite sick by the end of it, but I swear to God I cut around the green bits and kept the pillow the, the pillowcase moist. Yeah. The pillowcase is that's the way.

And it was fine. They told me except for the bits that weren't, but, um, yeah. I think that that's on you. If you eat a ham for several months. No, no, no. They say the last, if you leave it in the sand. Didn't we make a rule that we weren't going to make those new year's jokes? Believe that that's the case.

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Making the internet a great place. Yeah. No memes. MIMZ. Mean said a message and said, I just now saw that there's a gift membership button on Patreon. Where the fuck was that a month ago when I was doing that for my friend Robin? I actually had to tell her about a surprise present because I had to put in all of her details, like email address and birthday and everything like that.

Um, but hilarious. I'm such a fuckhead. DCI is obviously getting very crowded now that I'm here. Uh, and means says it's probably been there all along and you should shout that out so more people know. Um, so if you've got a mate that like loves Tony and Ryan and you're thinking about maybe a secret Santa present or Christmas gift or whatever, you can gift a membership so that people can,

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Yeah. But just a little shout out in case you're interested. Bit of fun. I'd sign up now before you hear what Tony Lodge is about to say. I don't think that that's fair because I don't know what's coming. Okay. Don't say coming. No. Oh, what did I do? I hate it here. In your mind, the way you discussed it, it was like very normal. And maybe I'm the odd one out here. Because you said something like everyone does it.

And I was like. OK. You promised me yesterday that this wasn't about me. It's not. It's probably about me. It's about all of us. Sophie looked me in the eye and said, I said, is this about me? She said, no. Oh, she lied.

I believe I looked away. She did not look you in the eye. I asked Tony what she would do if she was her partner for a day. Oh, this is about me. partner for a day. Oh, this is about me. And Tony goes, well, obviously I'd have sex with myself and then don't really know. I believe I said, obviously I'd fuck myself. And I said, I don't think that's obvious.

You've used the word so obvious. I and then then I thought about me, like the, no, like absolutely not. Okay. So then you said it as if like, well, obviously we're all thinking it. Totally. Okay. Yes. I did say that. And I actually like, I'll cop that because I literally did say that.

And do you stand by it? I stand by it totally. However, Does anyone? Let me just say one thing. After I said that, so it was just the two of us were alone. And after I said that, you were like, Oh, I don't think that that is what people would do.

And I said, don't you want to see what you look like while you're having sex? I believe you said from the other side. From the other side, and Ryan goes, no. And I went true. I don't need it. Do you think I want to see all of this jiggling around on top of me? I do. And I,

that's like the last thing I would want. But like, yeah, I, yeah, I guess it would, it's like, you don't actually, when people are like, oh, I wish I could read mine. It's like, no, you don't. They're their thoughts. That's not for you. I don't want to step into there. Like that's why I want you to tell me you watching this show, you're listening today.

Would you sleep with yourself if you were your partner for a day? I am going to set a bet here. Okay. I reckon people will be on my side with this. I think they will. And I don't know, cause I can't like see the comments yet. Like none of that's happened. Let's be adults and break it down. Okay. Is it the, is it, cause you did say to see what it looks like from the,

cause I guess you might be curious cause it's just a different, you never seen that side. Yeah. Or is it because you have, uh, for hetero couples, you like, I just want to know what it looks like from the, cause I guess you might be curious. Cause it's just a different, you never seen that side. Or is it because you have, uh, for hetero couples, different, you like, I just want to know what it feels like from the other direct. It's kind of that. Like, is it just that curiosity? I don't have a penis currently.

Yeah. What would that feel like? But is it curiosity or is it like, I think it would be hot. Oh no, I don't think it would be hard. Because the way you said it was like, yeah, I'll fucking get it. Oh no, it was more just like, I want to know. Yeah. Cause I just, I don't think it would be hot. Because the way you said it was like, yeah, I'll fucking get it. Oh no, it was more just like, I want to know. Yeah. Cause I just, I don't have a penis.

Yeah. I would love to know what that's like just for a second. Yeah. Cause, but you could know what it was like without throwing it in yourself and sorry for using it in that term. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You need to simmer down. Yeah. I think. I would love to have a penis the size of your partner's for a day.

Wouldn't we all? That's what I we all see how the other half live? Anyway, I think the thought about having sex with myself though, is that like, if I was my partner, we're in a relationship. So I'm not going to be cheating. I wouldn't cheat on me as you know, Who'd you cheat with? Myself. Myself, like it was me. So assuming that it was a bit of a freaky Friday situation, right?

And Torbz was me and I was Torbz. I think we'd both be keen. I think I'm Jamie Leigh Curtis. No, actually Torbz is Jamie Leigh Curtis. Why? He's very like, he's straight up and down. I think he's more, he's straight up and down. I think he's more he's more responsible. So I'd be the Lindsay Lohan.

Yeah. But if it was a Freaky Friday situation and the two of us had swapped, I think that you would naturally be like, well, we got to see what this is like. But we talk. Did you ask Tos? No, we haven't talked about it. I just talked to you about it at work. And then I never thought about it again. Yeah.

Like I, yeah, even I had no idea that this is what you were going to say. So you reckon what are we betting on? I don't know. I think that more people will agree that that it's something that they would either do or have thought about. Yep. Um, let us know. And we can, I, we, I reckon we just like, I'll get coffees next week or

fucking whatever, like, I'm not yucking any ones, yeah, but just the thought of my person being on me is just like, okay, question though, if a similar situation, right, that it was a freaky Friday situation and you and your life, Bridget, swapped bodies as if you don't think that you would be curious to like, because like, you're not thinking about what you look like. You're with your wife. Like, it's not, it's not like that at all. It's like, I think it would just be such a natural Sophie redacted. What do you think redacted?

Well, you've made some really good points about the Freaky Friday. Like if it was the two of you. Yeah. Between Tony and I, who's more of a Jamie Lee Curtis? Yeah, you are Ryan. You're. Yeah. Although you were, you did make a mean Lindsay Lohan in our live stream.

That's true. With the wig on, it was like uncanny. Yeah. Uh, just a quick yes or no. Would you do the hippity dippity with yourself though? Yeah. Two against one already. I think that naturally you just want to know.

I'm shocked. Let's find out in the comment. I actually can't believe that you're shocked. I reckon it's something that most people would be like faced with that situation. Of course I would. I think maybe at the start of this, you know, section, I was a no. And then I think you've you've convinced me, Tony, with your logic. Logic.

Logic, magic, logic. That is huge news. That's good. I have you love to say here from Howe. Now we met Howe last year when we did a meet and greet in New York city and we actually- New York city. We actually did the meet and greet on New York marathon day.

Lot of traffic. Lot of traffic. We didn't think about that. Lot of closed roads. So sorry to everyone. But Howe was a volunteer and we actually signed their volunteer card because Hal said, next year I'm gonna do the thing.

And we got a picture here, we'll pop it on the screen on YouTube, but Tony wrote good luck next year. Good for me. Good for you. I was listening obviously. Yeah, and cause Hal, this year I'm volunteering, next year I'm running it,

can confirm in a time of three hours and 42 if you don't mind that housing a tarpa has completed the New York marathon. How about that? That's good. Yeah, that's good. That is good. That is fucking amazing. Yeah. It's 340. That's pretty good. I mean, finishing, huge, regardless. Anything under four for someone that's not like a regular, like four is a bit of a like a line, like that's an incredible, incredible effort. And I would just like say that maybe my love to say it

is that we helped and we basically ran a marathon as well. Tony, the fact that you did a marathon in 342. Can you believe it? I can't. And I have started breathing properly again. Yeah, the fact that you did a marathon in 342. Can you believe it? I can't. And I have started breathing properly. Yeah, you've come back down. I've been having an asthma attack for the past week and a half. I might love to see it is from Hailey Donovan sent this on Patreon.

Our little joke. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. That really made me laugh. I love that. And I love jokes coming via Patreon as you love to see it. Yeah.

I'm here for it. That's good, isn't it? That is good. It popped in and I was like, fuck yeah. So thanks, Haley. Good on you, mate. Love that. Huge. Yeah. I'm here for it. That's good. Isn't it? It is good. It popped in and I was like, fuck yeah. So thanks Haley. Good on you, mate. Love that. Huge. Yeah. Huge. All right. We'll be back on Monday. Have a great weekend. Stay safe. Love ya. Anyone want a jelly bean? Grab me a jelly bean, mate. Yeah. Yeah. They're Glucogel. What are they? Glucogels. The Cadillac of jelly beans. That's it. Fuck yeah, they are. Based on Charles Yu's award-winning book, Interior Chinatown follows the story of Willis Wu,

a background character trapped in a police procedural who dreams about a world beyond Chinatown. When he inadvertently becomes a witness to a crime, Willis begins to unravel a criminal web, his family's buried history, and what it feels like to be in the spotlight. Interior Chinatown is streaming November 19th, only on Disney+.